The Lunatic Cafe – Part 1 Kinky Musings

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 4: The Lunatic Cafe! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a kinky story!


Description from Amazon: Vampire hunter and zombie animator Anita Blake is an expert at sniffing out the bad from the good. But in The Lunatic Cafe-now in trade paperback for the first time-she’s about to learn that nothing is ever as it seems, especially in matters of the not-so-human heart.

Dating a werewolf with self-esteem issues is stressing Anita out. Especially when something-or someone-starts taking out the city’s shapeshifters.


The Lunatic Cafe – Part 1 (Ch 1-21)

In The Lunatic Cafe, there is a lot of porn happening. Have you ever watched porn with a partner? I’m not a huge porn person, but with the right person, it can be a sexy experience. Check out this little snippet of story about a couple watching porn together.

The screen brightens, and I can’t help but stare. There is a woman on the screen, bound with her hands behind her. She is walking down a city street, and she is naked. I can feel my pussy pulse with excited. Oh to be her! 

A large hand pushes her forward, and then a man steps into the frame. He forces the woman to keep walking. Her bare feet must feel every step on the rough pavement. My feet tingle just a little at the thought, even though I am nestled in my bed with my partner, and he is gently stroking my hair.

I watch as people on the street stare at the naked woman. How could they even have filmed this? Was it a closed set? Is it in another country? My brain feels like mush as all of my attention is drawn to the screen where the man is opening a door. He pushes her in front of him, and her bare body hits the door, pushing it fully open. Once inside, the door closes behind them with an audible latch.

A shiver runs down my spine. “Does that excite you, pet?” my partner asks.

I nod, my mouth dry. I don’t think words will make any sense. 

The woman on the screen falls to her knees, or maybe she’s pushed? I can’t quite tell, but I would give anything to be in her shoes. Well, not literally, because she’s naked. But I would give anything to feel the fear, the anticipation, the excitement. What will happen next? She certainly doesn’t know, and neither do I. But I would bet a large sum of money that she will end up fully used and satisfied by the end of the porn, and I hope that I will be, too!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back on Sunday for my review of the rest of the book!

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