TMI Tuesday: April 2nd

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: April 2, 2013

Posted on April 1, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The idea for this TMI Tuesday was ripped straight from my friend’s blog A Reluctant Bitch.

An Open Book

If your life were a book, what would the parts or chapters be titled?

Your book should have at least 5 parts or chapters.

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Need a little inspiration or further explanation? Check out how Jz handled the question…click here

Jayden: 

  • Chapter 1) Childhood
  • Chapter 2) Teen Years
  • Chapter 3) First Marriage
  • Chapter 4) Second Marriage
  • Chapter 5) Retirement

Richard: 

  • Chapter 1) So you’re born… now what?
  • Chapter 2) Learning a bunch of stuff that will be out of date before you need it.
  • Chapter 3) Workin’ for THE MAN
  • Chapter 4) Nap time all the time!
  • Chapter 5) So you’re dead… now what?

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B is for Biplane

Welcome to the A to Z Challenge! I am excited to share with you some meet cutes (and maybe some sexy scenes) throughout the month of April! Richard is going to be chiming in with a few of his characters from his Hallmark story, too! Here is the second installment, but stay tuned every day (except Sundays) this month for a short scene! Like and comment, and maybe I’ll continue the more popular stories in May!
– Jayden


I have always wanted to fly a biplane. I don’t know why, but it has been something I have been obsessed with since I was a kid. And now that I’m an adult, no one can stop me from going to at least ride in one. So when I got my overly large tax return for the first time in forever, I knew exactly what I was going to spend it on.

And today is the day!

I am buzzing with nerves as I get ready to go, making sure to wear clothing that will be easily secured and not flapping all over the place as we fly into the clouds. I don’t remember exactly what the paperwork said about clothes, but it was something about not wearing skirts or loose shirts and jewelry. I like wearing skirts, but it’s no trouble to wear pants today.

The morning is a blur as I get myself to the airport. It’s not a commercial airport, so it’s very small. I park and take some deep breaths in my car. I’m so freaking nervous.

I’m early because I’m so excited, and another car pulls in next to me. I look over, and I see the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen in my life. As she gets out of the car, I wouldn’t call her a classic beauty. She would never make it as a model. But I can’t help but be totally enamored with her. My heart is pounding with excitement about getting to ride in a biplane, but now it’s also hammering with attraction. I think it’s the way she carries herself. Her hair is cut short, and she runs her fingers through it as she gets a bag out of the back seat of her car.

I find myself getting out of my car and getting ready to follow her in.

“Hello,” she says, and her voice is husky and sexy.

“Hi,” I reply nervously.

“Are you riding with me today?”

“Um,” I stammer, “in a plane?”

She chuckles, and a tingle goes down my spine. “Yeah, I’m the biplane pilot. Are you riding with me today?”

“I guess I am!” I said, and I can’t help but grin at the thought of getting to experience a highlight of my life with this gorgeous woman.


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A is for Academy

Welcome to the A to Z Challenge! I am excited to share with you some meet cutes (and maybe some sexy scenes) throughout the month of April! Richard is going to be chiming in with a few of his characters from his Hallmark story, too! Here is the first installment, but stay tuned every day (except Sundays) this month for a short scene! Like and comment, and maybe I’ll continue the more popular stories in May!
– Jayden


“Welcome to the Academy!” a cheery voice burst out over the crowd, crackling over the loudspeaker. “The Academy” was short for the Academy of the Fine Arts, a prestigious arts college. Today was orientation, and I was a freshman. Nervous as hell, I looked around at the other artists who had been accepted into the program and tried to guess what type of art each person practiced. The Academy catered to all different types of art: pottery, pastels, acrylics, charcoal… The list went on and on.

“Please take your seats!” the same voice hollered out over the crowd.

Seats weren’t assigned (I had checked), but there were probably more people in the room than chairs, so I needed to get a seat quickly, or I was going to be stuck standing for the duration of the presentation. I was already tired, and overwhelmed by the sheer amount of people in the room.

I spied an empty seat and went to sit down, but the person in the next chair said, “Sorry, this seat is taken.”

“Oh, sorry,” I mumbled and scooted back along the chairs, looking for another empty seat. Embarrassment burned my cheeks.

“This seat is available,” a voice said. It was a quiet voice but confident. The volume in the room was buzzing in the background, but his voice took all of my attention. I was so relieved to have someone tell me I could sit down that I didn’t even question it.

“Thanks,” I said, sitting down gratefully.

“I’m Aaron,” he said, offering his hand to shake.

“I’m Aileen,” I said, taking his hand.

The rest of the room faded away as I felt his warm hand envelop mine. It was all I could do not to hold on tight when he went to let go.


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Hallmark: Part 22

I should’ve just finished this apparently, since this week is quite short.
– Richard


Chelsea leaned against the cage, her own hands squeezing the bars just above 

Arnold’s. She closed her eyes and moaned as he worked his tongue up and down her pussy, periodically stopping to suck against her clit. After a few minutes, she let go of the bars, slipping her fingers under her bra to twist her nipples, drawing a low groan as her knees flexed involuntarily. “Is this what you want, boy? To be locked up and eating my clit? Would you like it even better if another man’s cum was dripping out of it?”

Arnold let out a groan that sounded affirmative, but she smothered him when the vibrations brushed her clit just right, and she pressed her hips in harder. “Fuck! Just like that, right there!”

Arnold moaned again and flicked his tongue even harder. She kept playing with her breast with one hand and snapped another picture of him down there with her phone. As she did, Hannah’s message popped up.

“Just do it already. You want it, he wants it, Arnie apparently wants it. And I don’t want to deal with your drama anymore.”

Chelsea started to roll her eyes, only for them to bounce back further when Arnold slipped his tongue in deeper.

“Fine! But you’re all pampering me for a month when he fucks me over again!”

She added all the pictures to a message for Mark and typed, “Arnie says, ‘Will you be our bull-entine?’”

Her finger hovered over the send button for a few seconds, heart pounding and breath quickening. As her orgasm rushed closer and closer, she finally hit it, then dropped her phone to the floor as she clung to the cage, barely keeping herself up as she came. She screamed as loud as she could, letting out all the tension of the last few months before slowly sliding down the floor next to Arnie.

“Nice job, baby,” she said, leaning in to kiss him, tasting her juices on his lips.

“Thank you, Miss,” he said.

They nuzzled together for a few minutes before her phone chimed from the floor. She craned her neck to read the notification.

1 new message

She recognized the number: Mark’s.


Enjoy your cliffhanger! I’ll be helping Jayden with her A-Z meet cutes next month. Chelsea, Arnold, Mark, Hannah, and everyone else will be appearing, but the timeline won’t actually be moving forward until sometime in May! Have fun!

TMI Tuesday: March 26th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 26, 2013

Posted on March 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Memorable Moments

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What are your five (5) most memorable/amazing sexual moments?

You may simply list them or elaborate on why they were so memorable.

Jayden (and parenthetical Richard): 

  1. The first time with Richard. He used all my holes. Fucking hot. (And peed in all of them!)
  2. When Richard saw me in my high heels. He definitely fucked me with his eyes right there in the store. (We were trying to go in public to be good!)
  3. There was one time when a friend was teaching my ex to cane me. He told me to just tell him when I’d had enough, but I was stubborn, so I didn’t stop him. The bruises were *glorious*. (I have never gotten Jayden to bruise well. I’m going to start making her take baby aspirin or something.)
  4. The first birthday Richard and I spent together. I think we had sex six times? Seven? Something like that. It was hot as hell. (I normally hate my birthday, but that one was nice.)
  5. The time that I ran away to Richard’s apartment and got snowed in. Now we’re married, and we just live together. (I told her it would happen, and she didn’t believe me.)

Bonus:  What is one quality you appreciate in a lover?

Jayden: Thoughtfulness.

Richard: A filthy mouth.


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Moving!

Hey all, Richard checking in. Sorry for no updates for “Hallmark” this week or or week. Jayden and I are moving, and up to our eyeballs in boxes and packing tape. My hope is to have a longish update next week to close out The Valentine’s That Never Ends. The rest of April, I’ll do Meet Cutes for the various characters to go with the A to Z Theme. Thanks for your patience, and I’ll see you next week!

TMI Tuesday: March 19th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 19, 2013

Posted on March 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were created by an anonymous blogger and lurker. He has submitted four great sets of questions and this week’s theme– THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY– is no exception. Thank you Anonymous#1 🙂

1. What made the best sex partner you’ve ever had so good?

Jayden: He pays attention to my needs and my reactions. Mmm, so good.

Richard: Good noises!

2. What made the worst sex partner you’ve ever had so bad?

Jayden: He smelled bad.

Richard: Starfish!

3. Who was the most physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Jayden: If you go with society’s definitions of attractive, probably someone in college. Emotion makes attraction for me, so Richard is the most attractive. ❤

Richard: I dunno, I feel like I’d have to have sex with them all at the same time or something to judge.

4. How was it?

Jayden: The guy in college wasn’t great. I don’t remember if he ever even got me off.

Richard: Most of them were pretty good.

5. Who was the least physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Jayden: I think there was a guy I met in my brief swinger phase who was unattractive, mostly because he smelled.

Richard: Same as number 3.

6. Why did you do it?

Jayden: Great question! Weakness? Unwillingness to say no? I would just say no now.

Richard: I loved them or something?

7. How was it?

Jayden: Pretty terrible.

Richard: Probably ok.

Bonus: Describe a bad sexual experience you admit was your fault.

Jayden: I’m sure there were some really awkward ones in my previous marriage. We weren’t good at communicating, with each other or other people.

Richard: I had an ex who wasn’t super kinky. We had some bad anal, and I probably should’ve just stopped, but I was in “no safeword, no stop” mode. I feel kinda skeezy about it.


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TMI Tuesday: March 12th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 12, 2013

Posted on March 11, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday was submitted by Swinging Gemma of Erotic Adventures blog. Thank you.

FASHION POLICE

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1. What is the most revealing thing you have ever worn in public?

Jayden: I once wore legit lingerie to a club in Boston. Very sexy. 

Richard: How public? I’ve been naked in semi-public places a bunch of times. Other than that, I guess shorts? I’m a boy, so it’s pretty tame.

2. Have you ever unwittingly shown more than you intended in public due to a wardrobe malfunction?

Jayden: Yeah, in middle school. That one was NOT sexy, but I could see it being sexy as an adult.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. Are you more likely to arrive at an event over or under dressed?

Jayden: Over. Although I wear sneakers a lot, I wear dresses a lot, too.

Richard: Under. I don’t like to dress up. I think I look silly.

4. Tell us about a time when you have arrived at a venue and immediately wished you could leave because you were dressed completely inappropriately?

Jayden: I can’t think of a time, honestly. 

Richard: All the time.

5. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you love with a passion?

Jayden: I love when Richard wears soft shirts that I get to touch. Like flannels. Passionate love. shrug

Richard: Wasn’t I not allowed to wear flannels at one point? I like Jayden’s “rape heels.”

6. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you hate with a passion?

Jayden: Argyle knee-high socks with shorts. I dated a guy (briefly) who did that. Bleh.

Richard: I can’t think of anything.

Bonus: You and your friend are going to a special event and you know that he/she has spent a lot of time and possibly money on their outfit and are very excited about what they have created. They refuse to show you their outfit until you are both ready to leave for the event and you find that they look awful. What do you do?

Jayden: I don’t have a good fashion sense, so I’d probably keep my mouth shut and hope that I was in the wrong.

Richard: Knowing my friends, I’d assume it’s a bit and/or hipster thing.


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Hallmark: Part 21

Apparently, this is the Valentine’s that stretches on forever.
– Jayden


Chelsea fumbled her phone and coughed, trying to keep her composure at his suggestions.

“Suggesting I send sexy pics to my ex-boyfriend is an… interesting choice of Valentine’s Day activities.”

She took some more pictures to keep herself busy, spreading her legs, snapping a shot of her bare, dripping pussy.

Arnold looked up at her. “I know you want to. You’ve been so horny I could barely keep up with you since you bumped into him on our engagement night.”

“That was some bad timing, wasn’t it…”

“I dunno. I can’t say I haven’t enjoyed it. I like doing the dress up and stuff. And I got hot watching you spanking Hannah. But you need someone to boss you around and slap you around too.”

“And that’s who you want me to go to? My ex-boyfriend slash asshole who abandoned me?”

“I think that’s who you want to do it. And I think he’s good at it. You can pretend all you want, but I can tell you still want him. And he seemed very safe when we played in the basement.”

Chelsea attached the photos to a message on her phone and set it down on the bench, dropping down in front of the bars to look at Arnold.

“What happened?” Arnold asked. “You’ve said a hundred times that he’s an asshole, he abandoned you, all that stuff. And I believe you. But that doesn’t seem like the guy he is now.”

“That’s exactly the thing. He gets in your head. He’s good at tricking people.”

“I think he got in your head a decade and a half ago, and you’ve built him up into this crazy evil mastermind. You never made it sound like he actually did anything to hurt you; he just ghosted you. Which is shitty, don’t get me wrong, but you guys were what, twenty?

“Yeah. I guess.”

“And you’re totally right to feel hurt, and he’s wrong for doing it. But you act like he stole your dog or something.”

“I don’t think you realize how into him I was. When he cut me off, it was like… I dunno, losing an arm or something. This huge part of me was just gone.”

“I think I kind of get it. I think that’s how I’d feel if you disappeared on me.”

“And so on Valentine’s you’re asking me to get back with the guy that did that?”

“You could send them to Bonnie if you want. I just thought you’d have more fun with him.”

“Oooh, Bonnie’s a good idea. She was around back then. She’ll know what to do.”

“She’s totally going to take my side. She’s been wanting you guys to ‘stop being dramatic and just bone’ for months.”

“When did you talk to her about that!?”

“We were all out for drinks one night. You went to pee. She was drunk and said something about how you used to have to ask him to go to the bathroom, and it was code for hooking up.”

“One of you is mixing up two different kinks. But fine, I’ll send them to her first.”

She deleted the picture of her pussy and quickly added a message: 

Guess who got himself locked in a cage and is trying to get me to cuck him with my demonic ex.

“Now we’ll see how long it takes her to answer,” Chelsea said, standing back up and pressing her thighs against the bars of the cage. “In the meantime, shut up and put that tongue of yours to better use, bitch!”

“Yes, Ma’am!” Arnold said, grabbing the bars with his hands and shoving his face halfway between them, sliding his tongue across her lower lips and drawing a moan from her upper ones.


Come back soon for TMI Tuesday, more Hallmark, and maybe even a Sexy Short!

A to Z Challenge: Theme Reveal

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Blogging from A to Z April Challenge
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I (Jayden) am excited to be hosting another year of A to Z here on my blog, and also helping out over on the main blog a-to-zchallenge.com. Be sure to check out the posts over there the whole month of April! I’ll be featured a few times, but make sure to check out my co-hosts’ posts as well!

As for this blog, I’ve decided to do another round of meet-cutes (and probably some sex scenes). It was so much fun to write snippets for each day that I decided to do it again with all new stories! Richard has really been carrying this blog for a while, so I promised I would take care of A to Z, but of course, he has some ideas of his own, too. If you haven’t been reading his story Hallmark, I highly recommend it. He’s looking to maybe do a few meet-cutes with the characters involved there, too!

So come on by every day in April (except Sundays) to read a quick meet-cute tied to each letter of the alphabet. I’m not doing voting this year, but maybe I’ll continue the stories that get the most likes and comments as I did in 2018, which led to my novel Y is for Yes! And if you’re salivating for more, check out my past A to Z posts here!

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April Challenge
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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

March 6th question: Have you “played” with AI to write those nasty synopses, or do you refuse to go that route? How do you feel about AI’s impact on creative writing?

Jayden: I haven’t used AI to write synopses, though it has a sort of appeal to it. I’m not good at writing synopses, but I also don’t have a reason to anyway right now. I don’t think I would use it anyway. I think it’s crappy in general that we have made AI do fun things instead of boring things to free us up to do more fun things. But there are a lot of things wrong with our society.

Richard: I like writing synopses. I channel my (weirdly specific, but effective) inner early 90s shareware video game ad copy voice. At this point (didn’t we have this question like 3 months ago?) AI still isn’t good enough at writing to do anything of much value. On the other hand, I’m seeing some people do cool stuff with AI voice services like Elvenlabs to voice their writing. It’s not great, but it’s good enough for stuff like video game mods.

And apparently, we missed February, even though we answered it in our shared doc. Whoops! I back dated it, and it’s here if you want to read it!

TMI Tuesday: March 5th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 5, 2013

Posted on March 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were produced by Heelsnstocking and Hedone.

Making Sacrifices and

Resisting Temptation

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1. What did you give up for lent?

Jayden: I don’t do lent, so nothing.

Richard: I gave up giving up stuff.

2. What sexually could you never give up?

Jayden: This is a tough question. The obvious answer would be orgasms, but I think I would miss vaginal intercourse more.

Richard: Domming

3. What act would you like to do for 40 days and 40 nights?

Jayden: Snuggles!

Richard: SNUGGLES!

4. What sexual sacrifice have you made? Why?

Jayden: I gave up good anal for many years for the sake of my first marriage. So glad I get great anal now!

Richard: Jayden can’t cum from penetration, which is a shame. I love her, though.

5. Have you ever been tied to a cross or anything else?

Jayden: Yes, and I love it!

Richard: I like getting tied to chairs and wriggling out.

6. What part of your body do you like worshiped?

Jayden: Tits

Richard: Balls are probably my favorite, but cock, ass, or feet are good too.

7. What can your partner do to you that makes you feel true bliss?

Jayden: Orgasms. Richard’s fingers are magical.

Richard: The way Jayden’s ass squeezes my cock.

Bonus: Tell us about a time you were tempted. Did you give in or resist?

Jayden: The first time I kissed Richard, I wasn’t supposed to. But there he was, inches away from me, his body pressed close to mine. I couldn’t resist him, and I still can’t, years later.

Richard: I WAS TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE!


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Hallmark: Part 20

We missed last week because even though Richard wrote it, Jayden forgot to post it. Whoops!
– Jayden


Chelsea walked to the bathroom and quickly undressed. She took a minute to look at herself in the mirror. She’d shaved earlier, and she quickly double checked everything. Nice and smooth, except for a small triangle patch over her clit. She’d been doing it that way since Mark told her he liked it. I should ask Arnie, she thought to herself, wondering how he liked it. She pulled on the top first, her tits seemingly ready to burst out with any movement. She looked in the mirror again, grinning and lightly rubbing her nipples where they stuck out of the fabric. Next came the skirt. If she stood just right, she could see the bottom of her pussy lips peeking out, and there was no way it could cover even half of her ass. She pulled the socks on next, looked down, and wriggled her toes in them. Should she put her shoes back on? Did Arnold like feet? They really needed to have more talks about this kind of thing. She rummaged around in the cabinet under the sink for a minute and found a pair of scissors to cut the ribbon in half. She twisted her hair into two pigtails and used half to tie each one. If she was going to be a cheerleader, she had to go all the way. She took another look to make sure the outfit was right and then walked back to the bedroom.

“Arnie?” she called. She looked around, not seeing him. She walked around in a slow circle, carefully not looking behind her. Her pussy dripped at the thought of him ambushing her. She jumped when she heard metal clattering on metal.

“Down here…” Arnold said.

She looked around, then spotted one hand waving out between the bars of the cage. The locked cage.

“What’d you do?” she asked, crouching next to it, bending at the knees, and spreading her barely skirted legs as wide as she could to give him a view while he was stuck.

“You told me to check the stuff out, so I crawled in here. And then I was trying to figure out how it worked, and then…”

She looked at the lock. It was set on a ten minute timer, about half of which was used up. She laughed.

“Good news, you’ll only be stuck for a couple more minutes.”

“I kinda like it…” he said, staring at her pussy.

“You put me in this slutty little outfit, but you’re the one who wants to get locked up?”

“You could be a mean sexy cheerleader. You liked being mean to Hannah.”

“Yeah? Is that how you want me to treat you?”

He nodded. “I think so. You’re better at it than me. And it was hot.”

She looked down at him in the cage for a minute, then reached over and set the timer up to 15 minutes.

“This is not how I thought tonight was going to go,” she said, grabbing a pair of handcuffs out of their toy bag.

“I’m sorry…” he said again.

“Oh, you’re gonna be sorry. Getting me all horned up to be your little slut, and then locking yourself in the cage? Do you know how many times I rubbed one out this week, imagining I’d be the one down there? Or that you’d string me up on that cross and beat me black and blue? How’re you going to make up for it?”

He looked down. She wriggled her toes again, watching him for a reaction. 

“I don’t know.”

She stuck her foot through the bars of the cage, putting it under his chin and making him tip his head back.

“That’s, ‘I don’t know, ma’am.’”

“Yes, ma’am!”

She smiled a little. “You’re lucky you’re cute. First order of business, get undressed in there. I reset the timer, but if you can’t follow all my orders before the cage unlocks, I’m never letting you back in.”

“Yes, ma’am!” he quickly started rolling around inside, tangling and untangling himself in his shirt as he tried to pull it off, making little grunting noises as he tried to reach for the buttons.

While he did, she sat on the padded bench top of the cage, grabbing her phone and snapping a couple pictures. After a few minutes she bent over, catching one with her legs at the edge of the frame and him wriggling half naked.

“Who do you think I should send these to?” she asked.

After a minute, he looked up at her. “How about Pete?”


Come back soon for TMI Tuesday, more Hallmark, and maybe even a Sexy Short!

TMI Tuesday: February 27th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 26, 2013

Posted on February 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

BLOGLAND & YOU

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1. Do you write/manage another blog?

Jayden: Yes, but as part of a team. I work with the A to Z Blog Challenge (coming up soon!)

Richard: Yes. 

2. Pick 3 random blogs from your blogroll and tell us why they are on your blog roll.

Jayden: Molly’s Daily Kiss (fun and flirty), Coffee and Ink (more serious, but still fun), Anonymously Hal (short and sweet, makes me feel something)

3. Look around your blog, tell us about two pages or links you want us to visit, be sure to provide a link to them in your answer to this question.

Jayden: Welcome! Buy my books! Please? And A to Z 2017. This was when I did a run-through of my Choose Your Own adventure. It was awesome!

4. Do you have any unique interests that you have never shared before? What are they?

Jayden: I don’t think I have a lot of unique interests. Gaming (board games, RPGs), cross stitch, crochet, sex (duh), writing…

Richard: I read THE CLASSICS and blog about it.

5. What’s your current obsession?

Jayden: Cross stitch. I’m working on a custom piece for our new house.

Richard: Stormgate! It’s nice to finally get on the ground floor on an RTS.

Bonus: Has blogging helped or hurt your sex life?

Jayden: Helped, I think. It’s definitely opened my world up to more kinky things!

Richard: Probably helped. I’m sure there’s some kink we talked about because it came up on here.


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TMI Tuesday: February 20th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013 (oh hey, the year changed; whoops!), even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 19, 2013

Posted on February 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday time again.

Fill-In-D-Blanks

Fill in the blanks.

1. I’m the type of person that likes to be _____ in bed.

Jayden: touched

Richard: SNUGGLED!

2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would _____ .

Jayden: have a great time

Richard: learn about chaos theory.

3. The worst part about _____ when I am naked is _____ .

Jayden: sleeping, having to put clothes on in the morning

Richard: everything, when I stop being naked.

4. I regret my first _____ .

Jayden: time having sex. I was too young. (Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe in regrets, but if I did… I got suuuuper lucky that I didn’t get pregnant or any STDs. Dumb kid..)

Richard: college choice? It was awful. This phrasing makes it hard to think. I regret a lot of things.

5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was _____ .

Jayden: golden showers

Richard: taking pictures of my feet. It wasn’t super sexy, but it was fun to come up with different ways to pose and stuff.

6. Recently, I _____ someone.

Jayden: kissed (Richard)

Richard: SNUGGLED!

Bonus: You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

Jayden: Have a grand time, I imagine.

Richard: I guess I’m in charge of the snack table.


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Hallmark: Part 19

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold turned the Jeep down the alley. “This is the place,” he said.

“Yep. Man, I haven’t seen this place since I was in undergrad.”

“You sure it’s going to be okay? You made it sound like you guys had a fight last time you were here.” 

“That was a long time ago. Besides, we’re paying, so we’re playing!”

Julie stepped out of the front door and walked over to them.

“How’re you doing, Chel? Been a while,” she said.

“It has. Pretty good. This is my fiancé, Arnold.”

Arnold pulled a bag out of the trunk, slung it over his shoulder, and held out his hand.

“Nice to meet you,” he said.

Julie shook and looked him over. “You too. You sure you want to spend all night here with this one?”

“I’ve spent every night somewhere with her for the last year or so, hasn’t killed me yet.”

Julie laughed and slapped him on the arm. “Oh, I like this one. He’s funny. I bet you get in a lot of trouble with that mouth.”

“Not too much…” he said, taking half a step back.

“How about you, Julie?” Chelsea asked as she stepped in. “How are you doing?”

“Well enough, I guess. Still getting a couple hundred a month out of this place.”

“Well, here’s ours,” said Chelsea, pulling a stack of twenties out of her pocket and handing them over. 

Julie counted them, then nodded. “Looks good. Here’s the key. You two head up and enjoy yourselves. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Thanks, Jules. You too!”

Julie walked back to her car on the street and drove off. 

“You ready?” Chelsea asked, slinging her own bag.

“Yeah. That was… awkward.”

“Well, you won’t have to talk to her again all weekend. Let’s just go up and have a good time.”

They walked up the stairs, and Chelsea flipped the light on. The stairs came up into a small eat-in kitchen. A basket of snack bags sat on the table, and there was bottled water in the fridge.

“This is nicer than last time, at least…” Chelsea said, walking down the hallway. On one side was a bathroom with a walk in shower, on the other was a bedroom. Inside was a king-sized four-poster bed with mirrors above and on the sides. At the opposite end was a padded cage, big enough for a person, a St. Andrew’s cross, and a horse, all with rings for restraints. A variety of candles sat on shelves against the walls.

“Why don’t you pick out a nice one to light, and then we can start unpacking, babe,” said Chelsea, sitting down on the end of the bed.

Arnold took the tops off a few and sniffed before lighting a sandalwood candle and sitting next to her.

“Did you have fun going shopping for my gift without me?”

“I did. I hope you like it.”

“I’m sure you did fine. Do you want to open mine first?” She opened her bag and pulled a wide, flat, wrapped gift box out of it. He ripped off the paper and opened it.

“Is this a skirt or a belt?” he asked, holding up the very short red pleated cheerleader skirt and top.

“I don’t know, is this a top of a bra?” Chelsea asked, handing him the top that went with it.

He kept digging through the box, pulling out a pair of white knee-high socks and a hair ribbon. “Nice choice!”

“There’s shoes that go with them too, but they’re just in the bottom of my bag. Happy Valentine’s!” she leaned in for a kiss, teasing her tongue lightly against his lips. “Should I get dressed or open mine first?”

“Open it. That way you can put it all on at once.” He pulled a much smaller box out of his bag and passed it to her.

She unwrapped and opened it, grinning wide, “Oooh, this’ll be fun! Maybe we should go out somewhere and try it…” She pulled out a pink C-shaped vibrator. “Did you put the app on your phone yet?”

“I did. Go put it on with your new outfit, and we’ll figure out how to try it out.”

Chelsea giggled, grabbed all the gifts, and ran off to the bathroom. “Be back soon. Check out the furniture and unpack some of the other toys!”

Arnold smiled and walked over to the cross, fiddling with one of the rings a little.


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TMI Tuesday: February 6th & 13th

We got a bit behind, but we’re catching up tonight!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013 (oh hey, the year changed; whoops!), even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 5, 2013

Posted on February 4, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

SinnerMan strikes again! This week’s questions are brought to you by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

The Erotic Home

erotic table

1. When you bought your bed frame, did you evaluate it in terms of ropes, handcuffs, etc?

Jayden: No, but we use the straps that go under the mattress, so they’re good on pretty much any bed.

Richard: We have a fancy tilty bed and a giant mattress, it was a lost cause.

2. Aside from beds, was sex ever a major consideration in choosing a piece of furniture?

Jayden: Not that I recall.

Richard: Nope.

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Hallmark: Part 18

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


“What do you want to do for Valentine’s?” asked Arnold. They were sitting on the couch one Saturday afternoon, the events of New Year’s largely unmentioned in the intervening weeks. Arnold had gone over to “Pete’s” a few times and come back without any marks (Chelsea had checked). 

“I don’t know… Why don’t we just book a room (with two beds) somewhere, eat dinner and watch a movie in one of them, and fuck all night in the other,” said Chelsea, reaching down and giving his fingers a squeeze. He’d started asking her to tie his wrists, loosely, when they were in the apartment.

“Oooh, that does sound fun! Do you know anyplace fun to do it?”

“I used to…” Chelsea pulled her phone out of her pocket and stared at it, biting her lip.

New Year’s was fine. I could call him. Arnie hangs out with him like every other week…

She dialed from memory, her heart beating faster with each tap of her fingers.

“I’m surprised you didn’t delete my number,” said Mark. She heard his smirk over the phone, and her face flushed.

“I did,” she said.

“Oh, did you get it from Arnie?”

“I still knew it.” 

“Repeat that, please. You were mumbling.”

“I said I still knew it,” she said, glaring at the phone, making sure he heard it.

“Always nice to be remembered.”

“Speaking of phone numbers, have you talked to Julie since you got back into town?”

“Yeah. She saw I was back and sent me an invite to her munch, why?”

“Is she still running that B&B out of her mom’s old place?”

“She is! Daddy took me there! It’s so good!”

Chelsea held the phone away from her ear as Hannah screamed. “Do you have me on speaker?”

“Yeah. I’ve kind of got a handful of pigtails right now. And Hannah’s always on speaker regardless…”

“Gross. Can you text me her number after you cum?”

“Yeah. Want me to punish her if she takes too long?”

“No. I’m not in that big of a hurry.”

“Aww, you’re making her pout.”

“Will you vouch for me if she asks?”

“I don’t know, you took a rather cavalier attitude with safe words and whatnot in the basement…”

“What do you want, Mark?”

“Just to make you squirm a little.”

“So that’s a yes, then?”

“I guess. Sure you don’t want me to rough her up a bit? You seemed like you enjoyed it.”

“Goodbye, Mark!”

She hung up on the phone and slumped on the couch.

“Your friends are weird,” Arnold said.

“He’s more your friend than mine.”

He shrugged. “So what was all that about?”

“A friend of ours runs a little kinky B&B out of her mom’s old townhouse.”

“She’s your friend, but you don’t have her number?”

“I haven’t really talked to her since Mark and I broke up. Last time I saw her, it didn’t go so well.”

“And Mark is going to tell her that you’re cool?” He drew out the last word.

“Don’t turn into a brat. I’m going to tell him to lock Hannah in a crate or something when you’re over for game day. But yes. To get into places like that, you have to know somebody who will say you’re not shady or whatever. Julie might’ve let me in, for old times’ sake, if she needs the money. Or she might decide to be petty. Mark can smooth it out. Probably.”

“What makes a kinky B&B different from a regular one?”

“She’ll have some bondage furniture, maybe some toys. It’ll be good for you, we can check out some stuff that I don’t have, decide what we like.”

“Ooh, we should go to the store again. That was fun!”

“Look at you, turning into a regular freak,” she slid closer to him on the couch, rubbing her hand over the bulge starting in his shorts. “What do you want to get?”

“Mmmm,” he squirmed. “A new outfit for you… a cheerleader, maybe. And maybe we can get some nicer rope. This is kind of scratchy.”

She squeezed a little harder. “You’re pretty picky for someone who didn’t even know what any of this stuff was a couple months ago.”

He tried to give her a stern look. “Now who’s being a brat? If you want my cock you’ll make sure I enjoy myself, whore!”

She smiled a little, rubbing faster, “Sorry, Sir. Let me just get this out…” She started slipping a finger under his waistband. “Ow!”

He slapped her lightly on the back of the hand. “You think I’ll screw you dressed like that? If you pick out a sexy enough outfit, maybe you can have my dick later.”

It was her turn to pout. “I hate how much I like when you’re like this.”

He smiled down at her, “It makes me feel a little guilty sometimes, but as long as you like it.”


Finally to Valentine’s Day!

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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

February 7 question: What turns you off when visiting an author’s website/blog? Lack of information? A drone of negativity? Little mention of author’s books? Constant mention of books?

Jayden: I am definitely interested in hearing all of your answers to this! I think what I don’t like is when they are too long. I don’t have a lot of time to read blogs, so if I get a long-winded post that doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, I quickly lose interest. When there are headings for sections, that’s great because I can direct my attention. That being said, as an often long-form fiction blog, I do read other similar blogs and I like when there’s a continuous story I can get invested in! But it has to keep moving.

Richard: Not being updated in a long time is probably the biggest thing. If you haven’t cared enough to update your website in 3 years, why should I care enough to read it? Second is too much non-writing related stuff. You’re welcome to talk about that TV show you like, your job, vacation, or even current events, politics, etc. sometimes. But if your blog looks more like a LinkedIn, mommy blog, travel blog, etc. than a writing one, I’m probably not as interested (unless you’re really good at writing about those things, but you should probably spin it off into its own thing then). Number three is excessive/scammy self promotion. Obviously self-promotion is a big part of why you have the blog, but if every post is, “Three ways to X your writing…” and ends with a, “Buy my book to find out 20 more ways to X!” then I’d just as soon go watch an infomercial or something.

Hallmark: Part 17

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold leaned back as Chelsea forced Hannah down on the couch. “It’s been a long time since I had another woman to play with.”

Hannah looked up with her, wide-eyed, stuttering a little.

“Ooh, you’ve got her spooked now, that’s good,” said Mark.

Chelsea glared up at him, then leaned back down on Hannah.

“Does she ever make that face at you?” Mark asked Arnold.

“I don’t think so,” he said.

“But you like it, don’t you?”

“It’s kind of hot…”

“Do you like watching her with another girl?”

“Yeah, that’s hot too…”

Chelsea stopped the trail of kisses she was leaving from Hannah’s cheek towards her throat. “Will you two shut up!” she hissed, while Hannah squirmed and whined.

“Shutting up,” said Arnold, moving the beer bottle to his lips.

Mark smirked back at her glare until she went back to what she was doing.

“Does he make you play with other girls often?” she whispered, before nibbling on Hannah’s earlobe.

“No, miss. You’re actually the first person I’ve been with since we started dating.”

“Oh, lucky me. I know how much of a slut you are, so he must be pretty special.”

“He is, Miss. But I’m still a slut, I just needed to find someone who could keep me in line and make me his slut.”

Hannah rolled her eyes.

“Well, don’t get too attached. You never know when he’ll get distracted and fuck off somewhere else.”

“Can we not rehash our breakup while you’re straddling my girlfriend?” asked Mark.

“If you didn’t want to deal with it, you shouldn’t have done it. Maybe I’ll just take it out on her instead.” Hannah pulled the zipper on the onesie down and reached in. “No bra. Fucking slut.”

“Do you really think I’d let her out of the house, in that, with one?”

“Whatever, just makes it easier to take out my frustration on her.” Chelsea pinched down on one of Hannah’s nipples, drawing a gasp from her.

“Can we do a consent check for this? I’m not going to say I didn’t expect something to happen, but still.”

“I’m good, are you good, sweetheart?”

Arnold nodded.

“Are you good, little kitty?” She let up the pressure lightly.

“Yes, Miss!” said Hannah, squirming.

“Are you good, asshole?”

“It’s a decent show.”

Chelsea twisted Hannah’s nipple hard, drawing a panting moan from her.

“I know we’re in the basement, but we should try to keep the volume level reasonably low.”

“Do you want to gag her for me?”

Mark glanced at his watch. “Honestly, we’ve only got about five minutes until midnight. If you want any chance of people buying that we’re not mid-orgy down here, we should probably straighten up and head upstairs.”

Chelsea leaned down, covering Hannah’s lips with hers and thrusting in her tongue as she gave one last hard pinch and pull. When she released, she quickly climbed off the other woman. “You’re lucky your ‘Daddy’ is here. Next time, I won’t be so nice.” She turned to Arnold. “And you. You better start warming up that tongue, because I will drown you in my juices if you take too long.”

“Okay, then,” Mark said. “Let’s just get these off…” he undid Arnold’s wrists, then Hannah’s. “Everybody good, nothing numb?”

“Nope, all good,” said Arnold, rolling his wrists a little.

“Daddy, I’m all wet and sore…” Hannah whined.

“You are. And Daddy is very hard. I promise you can take care of it later. But right now, you need to come upstairs and give me my New Year’s kiss.”

Hannah blushed a little and rezipped her outfit.

“You two are disgusting. You ready, babe?” Chelsea asked, reaching a hand down to Arnold.

“Are you going to choke me and pinch my nipples when we kiss?” he asked.

“Not unless you ask me to.”

“Maybe later, but not in public.”

“Such a gentleman. Come on, let’s go.”

She took his hand and led him back up the stairs, just in time to get their champagne before the countdown started.

As the ball dropped, Chelsea looked into his eyes, feeling a sinking feeling in her stomach to go with it. Tonight had gotten too far out of hand. As Times Square cheered she chugged her drink and kissed him hungrily, slipping her tongue into his mouth.

Forget about this year’s mistakes. That’s what Auld Lang Syne is about, right?


Hey, it only took until the first week in February to finish New Year’s! I guess I have to figure out Valentine’s now…

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