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Hallmark: Part 2

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Last week, Chelsea was getting ready to propose to her ex-boyfriend when Mark showed up for the first time in years. He almost spoiled her surprise and disappeared with barely a word. She proposed and is taking a hay ride with her now fiancé while texting with one of her friends.
~Richard

“What the hell just happened?” Chelsea texted Bonnie.

“I don’t know. We had most of the entrances closed, and most of the guests funneled to other parts of the house when he just showed up.”

“Just like him. Asshole.”

“It is.”

Arnold slid his hand into hers as the tractor rolled over a bumpy stretch between the cornfields.

“Gotta go. Coffee tomorrow morning?”

“See you then.”

She leaned in against Arnold’s shoulder, squeezing his hand.

“Everything alright, babe?” he asked.

“Why wouldn’t it be? We’re engaged!” she spoke into his arm, muffling her emotion.

“I know. You just seem a little off.”

She shook her head. “It’s just been a big night. Coming back here, the proposal, setting everything up. I’m tired.”

“Not too tired, I hope.”

She looked up.

“We’ve got to consummate the engagement, right?”

She laughed, “I think that’s weddings, but I won’t say no…” She trailed two fingers up the thigh of his jeans. “How much longer is the ride? I never worked this end of the farm.”

“Five minutes, give or take. You in a hurry?”

She put a hand on the back of his head, pulling his face towards her. The moment their lips met, she slid her tongue past his, moaning softly.

Five minutes wasn’t so long, but by the time they made it to the end, she was ready to drag him behind a hay bale.

What if Mark finds us? He would, somehow. And he won’t even have the decency to be embarrassed about it; he’ll just whip out his dick and suggest a threesome.

As Arnold drove them home, Chelsea reached over, unzipping his jeans.

“Seriously? Can’t wait to get back home?” he asked, laughing a little.

She pouted. “Do I have to? I waited so long to propose, and now you’re going to make me wait some more?”

“We should get engaged more often. It really does it for you, huh?”

“I have to rack up as many fucks with my fiancé as I can before I don’t have one anymore…” She slid her hand into his pants, feeling his hard cock squeezed against his boxers.

They pulled into the driveway, and he pulled away and stepped out of the car, drawing another pout from Chelsea. If his dick hadn’t been so hard, I’d be insulted. She raced after him, following him into the bedroom where he was stripping down and grabbing a condom from the nightstand.

“We can skip that tonight,” she said. “I’m on the pill anyway. Besides, you can knock me up soon if we’re getting married.”

“Not yet,” he said, rolling it down over his hard shaft. “Besides, it’s easier to clean up this way.”

Just what every girl wants. Nice clean sex.

She quickly slipped off her clothes and pushed him down on the bed, straddling him. She reached down, angling his cock towards her wet pussy and toying with the condom, debating pulling it off. In the end, she sank down, letting out a moan as he slid into her. 

“Fuck, you hit all the right spots,” she said, building a rhythm as she bounced up and down.

His hands moved to her hips, moving in sync with her. “I love you, babe. I’m so glad we’re getting married.”

A flash of the proposal popped into her head. She saw him from her place on one knee. As she looked up at him, his face morphed, replaced with Mark’s. She gasped, losing her pace for a second.

“Everything okay?” he asked.

She nodded, taking a deep breath. “Yeah, just… hit a sensitive spot, I guess.”

“We can switch positions if you want.”

She shook her head and started bouncing again, letting out a groan. “No, this is good. Keep going, baby.”

Her mind started to wander again back to the haunted house.

Is that any position for a slut? Mark’s voice floated through her head. She sucked in a breath, driving herself harder on Arnold’s cock.

Sorry, Sir, she imagined herself saying, dropping down onto both knees in front of him.

And what do you have for me, slut?

She opened the box, steel cockring, a larger version of the engagement band she’d just given Arnold.

Do you like it, Sir? You always complain about how I have all kinds of fun jewelry, and you don’t.

I do, birdie. I’ll be sure to wear it while I stretch out your asshole tonight.

She shuddered again and felt her holes clench. Arnold gasped, bucking his hips up into her as his cock spasmed. She leaned down against him, both their breaths slowing.

“Fuck, that was good babe. Sorry, I came so fast. Did you cum at the end there?”

“I think so. Just a little one tonight. I’m kind of worn out from everything…”

“Do you want me to eat you out?” he asked, slowly sliding out and pulling the condom off. 

She grimaced a little when he was looking down, imagining the taste of lube mixed with her pussy. “I’m fine, sweetheart. Why don’t you wash up? I’m going to text the rest of my friends and let them know you said yes!”

He smiled, lovingly beaming up at her, then grabbed a paper towel to wipe up and wrap the condom in before heading to the shower.

Chelsea reached off the side of the bed for her pants, phone still in the pocket. Instead, she accidentally hooked her thumb around the hook of a duffle bag under the bed. She pulled it out and opened the zipper, asshole clenching again when she spotted the suction cup base of a foot-long dildo inside.

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TMI Tuesday: October 10th, 2023

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Sorry, we were a little late!

TMI Tuesday: October 9, 2012

Posted on October 8, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Hey, hey, hey, hey…Time to get random again on TMI Tuesday. Why? Because it is fun to know random stuff about you; it can reveal a lot about your personality.

1. Tell us about your sluttiest act ever.

Jayden: One time, I went to the sex toy store and bought some treats for Richard. Then I went to his apartment (before we lived together) and took pictures and sent them to him.

Richard: Usually I enable others sluttery.

2. Have you ever played air-guitar. . .naked?

Jayden: I don’t think so?

Richard: Probably.

3. To what song do you most like to play air-guitar either clothed or naked?

Jayden: I play air piano, not guitar. I can’t think of any songs I play off the top of my head, but I’m sure there are some.

Richard: Bohemian Rhapsody is cliche, but probably accurate.

4. Are you good in bed? Why?

Jayden: I think so? I try to please my partner.

Richard: Yes. Because I don’t worry about pleasing my partner. (Is what Jayden would say in the heat of the moment).

5. What FEELS Sexy to you–tactile sensation? (Leave sight and taste out of this)

Jayden: What feels sexy is a light touch. When Richard touches my body, I can’t help but get turned on.

Richard: Prickly things, like electro play or a Wartenburg wheel

Bonus: Write a six word autobiography.

Jayden: Took an unexpected turn in 2021.

Richard: For sale, utility kilt, worn once.

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Hallmark: Part 1

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Chelsea and Mark’s pre-wedding tryst got a pretty good response, so I decided to have some more fun with them. I’ve wanted a Long Halloween style holiday story for a while, so we’re going to give it a shot. For the foreseeable future, I’ll be taking over Fridays with Chelsea, Mark, holiday celebrations, and (eventually) hot sex. 
~Richard

“Hawkeye to Sheepdog, I’ve got eyes on the target.”

“Roger Hawkeye, checkpoint one secure.”

“Deploying decoys. Thirty seconds to contact.”

“On him, proceeding to checkpoint two.”

“Closing vault one. He’s all yours, Bride.”

Chelsea shook her head. Why had she let Bonnie talk her into codenames? All she needed was for the two of them to let her know when Arnold was coming into the haunted house and make sure there was a break before the next group. She opened her phone camera and looked at her costume one last time. Veil: check, corpse makeup: check, bridal dress: check (a little old fashioned for her taste. She’d wear something that showed off a little more at the wedding), ring: check.

She and Arnold had met about a hundred yards away at the kettle corn stand of Shaffer’s Haunt-o-Ween Scareathon in high school. It’d been her first job. They hadn’t quite hit it off at first, but Bonnie claimed she knew they’d wind up together that first night.

She took her place behind the column of the dilapidated chapel set and waited. She was at the front by the (fake) cobweb-covered altar, with cockeyed doric columns and flickering LED candles. Between her and the door were three rows of pews and a blacklight-lit aisle. Normally, the guests walked up, she jumped out, and they ran to the next door that would light up past the altar. Tonight, she’d gotten permission to use it to propose. Old man Shaffer was a big softie, despite the fact that he ran the biggest Halloween display in the tri-state area.

Arnie would be here any second now. She could hear his footsteps coming down the hallway.

“ABORT! ABORT! It’s him! Shi–” the trademark thump-crackle-thump of Bonnie dropping her phone blasted from the speaker. Chelsea hit the end call button and peaked around the corner. What was going on? Him who? Someone was walking up the aisle, but she couldn’t tell who. It had to be Arnold. They’d said he would be there any second. She slid back behind the column, put her phone away, took a deep breath, and squeezed the ring tight.

The footsteps kept coming closer, walking between the pews towards the altar. Just a few more feet.

Until they stopped. Chelsea held her breath, listening. Why had he stopped? She took a slow breath, still waiting. Nothing. She poked her head around the edge of the column again. Empty. Where had he gone? There were only two doors, and she’d have heard him go back through the front.

“Boo!”

Chelsea screamed, jumping forwards. She flailed, sending the ring flying, and barely managed to grab onto the column. Which couldn’t support her weight. The plastic tube tilted even further until she felt an arm around her waist, pulling her back up. She turned to see who had scared her and saw the ring, held inches in front of her face.

“Sorry, I figured you’d rather I save this. Looks expensive.”

That voice. It couldn’t be.

She snatched the ring and took half a step back. It’d been five years, but he still had that stupid goatee.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Chelsea asked.

Mark took his own half-step back. “Haunted house? I saw you peeking out and thought it’d be fun to see if I could sneak up and scare you instead. Or whoever was here. I didn’t realize it was you.”

“Just go!” she said, pointing towards the altar door.

“Alright, sorry, birdie. Like I said, didn’t realize it was you.” He held his hands up and started walking towards the door.

Arnold came in just after he left. Chelsea dropped down on one knee, proposed, and kissed him. At least, that’s what must’ve happened since he had the ring on his finger when they came out of the house, which was the first thing she remembered. They grabbed some kettle corn and hopped on the hayride. She snuggled up against him, but most of her attention was on her phone.

“What the hell just happened?” she texted Bonnie.

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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

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The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers! Happy anniversary to IWSG!

October 4 question: The topic of AI writing has been heavily debated across the world. According to various sources, generative AI will assist writers, not replace them. What are your thoughts?

Richard: I like to think of AI writing similarly to chess computers. Eventually, it will become good enough that it could replace humans, but it never will, because we’ll still value the human element. 
Short term: Talking to my friends who are professional writers, AI is not even close to the point of doing anything besides writing shitty SEO articles (which it’s been able to do for some time). The general consensus seemed to be that AI would need to get about twice as good as it is now just to do basic ad copy at the minimum acceptable level. AI could play chess in the 80s, but anyone who put any amount of effort in could beat anything short of the best of the best programs running on the best of the best hardware (and even those were only “okay.”)

Medium term: I think that learning to write prompts, revise, etc. is a valid creative skill. Sometime in the next year or two, people who are good at writing prompts will start being able to churn out something worth a couple bucks. Good human writers will still be able to do better. By the mid 90s, your computer could probably beat you at chess.

Long term: AI will probably be able to writer “better” than most or all humans, but we’ll continue to value human authors and consume their work. I’d put this somewhere between 5 and 10 years out, but hedge earlier ‘cause these things seem to really GO once they hit a certain point. Depending on how good AI detection winds up being, there’ll be some degree of drama about whether books are written by humans or not (and how much “help” you can get on a piece and have it still count as human written). Traditional pub will probably get even messier and harder to break into than it is now. But, in the same way that (conservatively) hundreds of thousands of people still watched the FIDE championship this year (and millions of people play chess), even though the player’s phones could probably woop them, people will still write and pay for human writing. On some level, this is already a thing with human writing. I forget who it was, but I read an article recently about a self pub author who was able to trad pub, and people still liked their first blog-published book better because it was raw, messy, etc.

TMI Tuesday: October 3rd, 2023

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Sorry, we were a little late!

TMI Tuesday: October 2, 2012

Posted on September 30, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you Gemma Jones for this week’s TMI Tuesday theme and questions focused on clothing.

1. What is your most favourite thing to wear that you have in your closet at the moment?

Jayden: I have this beautiful blue, pink, and purple dress that’s kind of reminiscent of the bi flag. Every time I wear it, I get so many compliments. It makes me feel confident and pretty.

Richard: Nothing is my favorite. Second is probably my aloha shirt collection.

2. What is the one item of clothing that you have seen on one of your friends / workmates that you would steal for yourself if you had the chance?

Jayden: My one workmate wears corduroy boot cut pants and I love them!

Richard: My coworker wore an aloha style shirt with like 20 different rock band logos today. It was pretty sweet.

3. What is the one thing that your partner wears that never fails to turn you on. Why does it turn you on so much?

Jayden: Um. What about when he doesn’t wear anything at all?

Richard: (What about the danger robe?) Batman pants!

Jayden: Oh yeah, I do like that robe. 🙂

4. What is the one thing you wear when you want to attract the attention of your partner or others?

Jayden: For my partner, it’s the batman pajama pants. Richard loves them.

Richard:  I just Goldblum in whatever I’m wearing.

5. When you want to feel sexy what do you wear and why?

Jayden: Lingerie. I have some sexy lingerie that I rarely wear, but it does make me feel good.

Richard: My not-really-a-thong.

6. If you had unlimited funds but could only shop for one type of clothing (shoes, lingerie, fetish etc) what would it be?

Jayden: Fetish gear. It’s so pricy, especially because I would need it to be custom made to fit my body.

Richard: So. Many. Zipoff. Cargos.

Bonus: Tell us about your favourite scenario, real or fantasy, that involves some kind of clothing or fetish wear.

Jayden: My favorite is when Richard literally cuts the clothes from my body. It’s hot. Primal. Sexy. 

Richard: Jayden in a giant, poofy hoop skirt dress, with another sub hiding under it to lick my cum out of her holes while we go out. 

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Beautiful Day for a Wedding: Part 4

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Another installment of a beautiful wedding.
~Richard

Chelsea looked up in the mirror. “I see a slut getting teased by her Master on her wedding day.”

“And what’re you going to do for the honeymoon?” asked Mark.

“Maybe I’ll sneak you along. I can slip out after he goes to bed. Is that what you want?”

Mark laughed and slid himself in deeper. “You’re such a naughty little slut. What would you have done if I hadn’t shown up, sucked off the groomsmen?”

Chelsea rolled her hips, trying to pull him in all the way. “I’m only like this for you, Sir. I was a good girl before you came back.”

“Were you a good girl when you were being faithful to your husband, or a good girl when you’re emptying my balls? Which is it, slut, you seem confused.”

“I’m just a stupid fucking cockdrunk whore whenever you’re around, Sir.”

Mark grabbed onto her hips, slipping all the way in, and gasping in pleasure. “This is all you were ever good for, slut. I don’t know why anyone would think you’re wife material.”

Chelsea just moaned, squeezing around his cock as he reached back to the parts of her cunt only he could reach.

Mark slapped her ass and slipped back out to the head, slowly building a rhythm.

“I’m never letting your cock get away again,” she moaned. “It’s so fucking good.”

“You were made for it, whore. This is where you belong, bent over and getting bred like a bitch by me.”

Chelsea nodded. “Please cum in my pussy. I want your cum dripping down my legs when I get married, I want you to fucking knock me up. I want to feel your eyes staring at my ass while I kiss my husband for the first time.”

“I can’t believe you thought you’d straighten out. You’ve always been my fucking whore.” His thrusts got faster as he got closer to cumming.

“I was so close. Another hour and I’d have been married. Not that it would’ve made a difference. Fuck I’m close, can I cum, Master?”

“Go ahead, slut. Squeeze my cock nice and hard and make me cum too.”

Chelsea nodded, shoving her hips back hard against his, moaning louder and louder. Mark reached a hand around, covering her mouth just in time for her to scream into his palm as she came, cunt clenching around his cock. A moment later he let out his own moan, shooting deep inside her pussy, flooding it with cum.

They both slumped forward on the counter, panting. Slowly, Chelsea managed to look up at him, a lopsided smile on her face. “So, do I have your permission to get married now, Daddy?”

Mark laughed. “I was never going to stop you. I just wanted to see you one more time and apologize before the wedding. You’re the one that went into stupid slut mode and came onto me.”

“You’re a fucking asshole, Master.”

“It’s why you love me, slut.”

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TMI Tuesday: September 26th, 2023

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: September 25, 2012

Thank you to Ms. B for submitting this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Celebrity Sex-a-thon!

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1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?

Jayden: I have no idea. I don’t think there are a lot of celebrities who look like me. 

Richard: Is that a thing people know off the top of their head?

2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?

Jayden: Male: Pierce Brosnan; Female: Angelina Jolie. I would like to.

Richard: Jeff Goldblum and… I dunno, Natalie Portman was pretty hot like 10 years ago? Maybe still is?

3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?

Jayden: I have no shame. I’d admit any celebrity fantasies to my friends.

Richard: I don’t even know the last time I had a celeb fantasy.

4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?

Jayden: I haven’t. I’m boring. Sorry!

Richard: I think I saw one or two during one of the big rounds of them all getting released 10 or 15 years ago. They were pretty boring, honestly. And the cinematography was even worse than I expected.

5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be theirs?

Jayden: We haven’t specified someone that would like to sleep with specifically. Richard would pick Jeff Goldblum, and while I’d hope we could make it a threesome, I’d support it.

Richard: Jayden can fuck any B-list or higher celeb, if she gets them to sign her body somewhere first. 

6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?

Jayden: My grandmother, assuming it’s someone who is alive or dead. I miss her terribly. I’d give her chocolate ice cream, because it was her favorite.

Richard: I’ll do my Pappy, but we’re putting our chocolate ice cream on apple pie.

Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?

Jayden: Sure. A million dollars buys a lot of house (or other things). (And I would support Richard doing the same.)

Richard:  That’s house husband money!

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Beautiful Day for a Wedding: Part 3

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Mmm. It takes a long time to get through a story in small chunks. Enjoy this one!
~Richard

“Is that how you want to get married, whore?” Mark asked.

Chelsea nodded, “Mmmmhmm. I can’t think of anything that would make me feel like a bigger slut for you.”

“What about your husband? Does he know about any of this?”

Chelsea leaned back in, nuzzling his balls and kissing them. “Does he know that my last boyfriend before him was a big cocked asshole who absolutely broke me, then ditched me with barely a word, and I still think about him while I shove my biggest dildo in my cunt when he can’t get me off? Mmmmm, I think I might’ve mentioned it once or twice.”

“Jesus. I didn’t… I’m sor– Oooh!”

Chelsea swirled her tongue over his cock head for a second. “Ssshhhh, I don’t want to talk about that right now. I want this fat dick in me, and then we can worry about the rest once you’ve fucked me stupid.”

Mark reached down and grabbed her throat, pulling her up to her feet, then shoving her down on the counter, bent over at the waist.

“Are you on the pill?” he asked, slipping her white thong to the side and teasing his cock head over her lips.

“Mmmhmmm. But not for that. John always wears a condom, he says he doesn’t like all the mess.”

“And you let him? I’m pretty sure you’d have gone crazy without at least one creampie a week.”

Chelsea wriggled her hips back, trying to slip his cock into her, whining when he kept it on the teasing edge. “He doesn’t quite inspire the same need to breed you do, Sir.”

“Maybe I’ll tell you to get off the pill and he can keep the condoms. You can just beg to become my buttslut if you don’t want me to knock you up.” He slapped her ass and winked at her in the mirror.

Chelsea moaned. “I’d rather take my chances and have your cum dripping out of all my holes. You’d have my ass all to yourself either way, he thinks that’s dirty too.”

“Doesn’t he know he’s marrying a nasty little slut?” Mark asked, planting another pair of spanks on each cheek.

She wriggled, bouncing her ass against his hand. “I don’t think he quite realizes, Sir… I get in a mood every once in a while, but I’ve mostly been respectable since you left.”

“Well, I guess he can find out the truth on our honeymoon,” Mark said, before slipping his cockhead into her pussy.

Chelsea whined as her lips stretched around him, sending her squirming again. “Master, pleeease. We don’t have much time. I need you to mark my cunt before I get married. I need you to remind this dumb bitch that she’ll always be your slut. I need to be able to fantasize that your cum is knocking me up while I stand at the altar. I need to know I was a good girl who emptied your balls!”

“Look at yourself,” Mark ordered, reaching down and tilting her head up to gaze into the mirror. “And tell me what you see.”

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TMI Tuesday: September 19th, 2023

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: September 18, 2012

Thank you to Andee for submitting this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Strip for me, I’ll strip for you

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1. Have you ever danced naked in front of anyone? What prompted the experience?

Jayden: Probably? In my teen years? 

Richard: Sure, probably like once a week.

2. Have you been to a strip club? Was it what you expected?

Jayden: Yes, it was fun. It was probably about what I expected, but it was 19 years ago.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. Have you ever been to an “amateur night” at a strip club?

Jayden: I have not. Sounds fun.

Richard: No.

4. Do you think strip clubs are exploitative or are they misunderstood as simple adult entertainment venues?

Jayden: Like anything, they can be exploitative, but I don’t think they are as a rule.

Richard: Same, but I would wager more towards the majority being exploitive.

5. Would you ever consider stripping to pay for college or other expenses?

Jayden: Possibly, but I don’t know that anyone would want to see me.

Richard:  (I would) I seriously considered feet pics as a sideline during Covid. I had too much time on my hands, and a friend who insisted I had excellent feet. It was kind of fun to try and think of different places to take pictures of them. 

6. Have you ever given your partner a private dance?

Jayden: I have in the past. Not in a long time.

Richard: I don’t think so. Certainly not lately.

7. Would you ever perform a lap dance for a complete stranger?

Jayden: Probably? If Richard told me to, I definitely would.

Richard: Sure! 

8. Showgirls, Strip Tease, Magic Mike … What is the sexy Hollywood stripper scene you have ever YouTubed?

Jayden: I don’t remember ever YouTubing one.

Richard: I have vague memories of a vampire movie in college? With like cage dancers? Maybe?

Bonus: Do you have a stripper fantasy, that given the chance of not being found out, you would turn into a reality?

Jayden: I don’t think I have a particular fantasy, but it does sound hot.

Richard: Nothing specific.

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Beautiful Day for a Wedding: Part 2

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Have a little more about Chelsea just before she walks down the aisle…
~Richard

Chelsea gagged again when Mark pressed his hips forward. He looked down at her as tears started to well at the corners of her eyes. He pulled back a bit and gave her another smirk. “Good thing you didn’t do your makeup yet, slut.”

She nodded and gasped. “Yes, Sir. I’m sorry. No one’s fucked my throat properly in some time.” She kissed her way down his cock, tongue washing his balls.

“How long?” he asked.

She looked up at him for a moment, knowing what he was really asking. “About four years. You’re not the last one to use me.”

“Just the last one to do it properly,” he said, grabbing her under the chin and lining her mouth up in front of his cock. 

“Ahhhh,” she said, sticking her tongue out, reaching towards him.

He shook his head, but slowly dipped his hips, sliding his cock along her tongue. She moaned at the taste, sending vibrations up his cock and drawing out his own moans.

“That’s it, pet. We’ll go nice and slow.”

She nodded, letting him slip deeper, doing her best to sit still. She kept her palms down on her knees, and did her best to breathe through her nose.

Mark made it to where she’d started to gag last time. “If you can’t take it all in this hole, I’m afraid for your ass, whore.”

“Ooh mmhhm mmphhh, Mrrr,” she said, shivering a little. Her ass was even more out of practice than her throat. At least she had a popsicle occasionally.

He slowly started to build a rhythm, slipping the last inch of cock in and out of her mouth, slipping a hair deeper each time. 

“Remember what you have to do for it to count as a proper deepthroat, slut?”

She nodded a little, trying to force him even deeper, even as her throat clenched against him. Eager as her spirit was to submit, her body struggled to keep up. Mark shifted his stance, bending his knees a little, letting his bodyweight crush down on her, driving deep into her throat. She wretched, squeezing her eyes shut, reaching her tongue as far as she could teasing over his balls.

“Good girl,” he said, pulling back. She bent over, panting and gasping for air, “good girl” echoing in her head. So worth it.

He reached down, rubbing her back lightly as she caught her breath and looked up at him.

“Ready to walk down the aisle now?” he asked.

After a moment, she slowly shook her head. “No, Sir. I couldn’t let you go without making you cum at least once. And I think it’d be perfect to get married with your cum dripping down to my garter, don’t you, Sir?”

Let us know if you want to hear more about Chelsea and Mark! Don’t forget to come back on Tuesday for TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday: September 12th, 2023

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: September 11, 2012

This week’s theme “Orgasms” and the questions are brought to you by Naughty Tashamber.

The Big O

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1 – Do you remember your first orgasm? How old were you? Tell us about it.

Jayden: Not really. I have vague memories, but I was pretty young.

Richard: Not even remotely. I’m going to assume jerking off in the shower in my early teens?

2 – What is your favorite way to orgasm? (Sex, g-spot/p-spot, oral, etc).

Jayden: Richard’s fingers are divine. I like variety from time to time. I love when he goes down on me or uses a vibrator, but if I had to pick one, it would be Richard’s fingers.

Richard: Jayden’s ass, because of the noises she makes when my cock spasms.

3 – Are there any ways you want to experience an orgasm but haven’t yet? (oral, p-spot/g-spot, with or without a vibrator, squirt, etc).

Jayden:  I don’t think so. I’ve never squirted, and that sounds fun, but that’s about it.

Richard: I’ve never used a fleshlight/tenga egg. Ooh, or prostate!

4 – Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?

Jayden: Yes, once. I was a teenager.

Richard: I don’t think so.

5 – What is the easiest/fastest way for you to have an orgasm?

Jayden: The Hitachi magic wand, probably? Self-inflicted, since every experience is different, so sometimes I want it harder or softer, lighter or harder, etc.

Richard: Just jerkin’ it really fast.

6 – How many times a week do you try to reach orgasm?

Jayden: Probably 2-3?

Richard: Most days.

7 – Have you ever had an orgasm at the same time as your partner? Who normally cums first?

Jayden: I’m sure it’s happened, but it’s not easy to achieve.

Richard: I think Jayden and I got pretty close once? I’ve had other partners who it was more of a thing with. For us, we’ve found that it’s more practical for me to cum first.

8 – Can you have multiples?

Jayden: Yes. I need a little recovery time in between, but I can orgasm more than once.

Richard: I don’t mind, but I don’t do it super often.

9 – How long does it normally take you to reach orgasm?

Jayden: A few minutes? I haven’t timed it. Richard can probably answer better.

Richard: I feel like her average is probably around 5. I think mine is probably pretty similar.

10 – Have you ever faked one?

Jayden: Not in a long time, but yes. I’ve never faked with Richard. Never needed to.

Richard: I think once or twice with like my second partner.

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Sexy Shorts #3

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Welcome to another Sexy Short! Did you think it was unfair that in our last Sexy Short, baby didn’t get any pleasure for himself? (Well, of course pleasuring his Domme is certainly pleasure!) In Don’t Stop Part 2, we’ll get to see a little more into the window of their lives.
~Jayden

Topics: Mommy Domme

Don’t Stop Part 2

I’m naked on the couch, and he’s kneeling in front of me, his cock tenting his boxers. “Baby,” I say, “get out your cock.”

“Yes, Mommy,” he says, taking his boxers off, his cock bouncing before me.

“Good boy,” I say as I take his cock into my hand.

“Thank you, Mommy.”

“You’re always such a good boy.”

“Thank you, Mommy.”

“And do you know what good boys get, baby?”

“What, Mommy?” But he knows the answer. He doesn’t have to ask.

“Pleasure.”

“I have all the pleasure I need, Mommy. You are perfect.”

I smile up at him. “I know, baby, but I want to feel your little cock spasming for me now.” (It’s not little. It’s actually quite big. But it’s all part of the play.)

“Yes, Mommy. If that’s what you want.”

I take his cock into my mouth, nodding and looking up at him. His eyes roll back in his head as I take his cock down the back of my throat. He groans as I cup his balls with one of my hands. I squeeze gently, and his groan intensifies.

“Oh, Mommy, fuck,” he groans. “Please don’t stop.”

And he knows I won’t. Not when he’s been such a good boy.

My tongue presses against his shaft as I move up and down on his cock. His hips are thrusting just a little bit. I know he’s trying not to, but he can’t help it. It feels too good.

I let his balls go and grab his ass with both hands, controlling how much he can thrust his cock down my throat.

“Mommy!” he groans, “I’m going to cum!”

I don’t stop. I keep sucking his cock until I feel the first spurt of cum down the back of my throat. I control the urge to gag and pull back a little so the rest of his cum stays in my mouth. When he stops cumming, I pull back, not swallowing.

“Mommy,” he whimpers, and he kneels down in front of me. He presses his lips against mine, his tongue sweeping inside, taking his own cum back into his mouth. He licks it up hungrily and swallows as much as he can. I swallow what’s left in my mouth and then kiss him on the temple.

“You’re such a good boy, baby.”

“Thank you, Mommy. Thank you.” He keeps saying it over and over again, and I know he must have had a truly awful day.

“Do you need more snuggles, baby?”

“Yes, Mommy,” he says.

We go back to our position on the couch, and I let him suck on my nipples while we watch TV. I have no idea how long we sit there or how much he sucks on my nipples. I just know that by the time he’s done, my nipples are deliciously sore, and my pussy is aching for more attention. I am such a lucky Mommy Domme.

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Beautiful Day for a Wedding

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Here’s a short story (maybe the beginning of more?) of a fun wedding day story!
~Richard

“Son of a bitch!” Chelsea yelled. Her maid of honor was supposed to be helping her finish her corset, but she’d had to step away because the caterer was on fire or some nonsense. It didn’t matter how many color coded checklists you triple checked, weddings never went according to plan.

She jumped when someone rapped on the door, one hand flailing to the makeup counter as she balanced in her heels. Putting them on first was a pain, but she’d never be able to do it fully laced.

“What’s, who is it? Just come in!” she said, watching the door in the mirror. Her heart froze when Mark swung it open and stepped in.

She spun around to face him, one hand behind her back gripping the counter hard enough to make her knuckles match her dress. “What’re you doing here?”

Mark smiled a little. Veering dangerously close to a smirk. His beard was a little greyer than she remembered. That was dangerous too. 

“Unless someone else is hiding in here,” he said, taking a step inside, “I think I’m going to help you into that corset.”

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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

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The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers! Happy anniversary to IWSG!

September 6th question: The IWSG celebrates 12 years today! When did you discover the IWSG, how do you connect, and how has it helped you?

We started in April of 2021 (https://jrvincente.com/2021/04/11/the-insecure-writers-support-group-iwsg/) I don’t remember where we came across it, but it was probably one of the many blogs I follow and try to keep up with. It’s been one of our most successful blog challenges. I’m pretty sure we haven’t missed a month yet! (And the fact that is the 30th one we’ve done and the 30th month since April 2021, that math checks out!)

I like having a prompt to answer. I’m always better when I have a plan to start me off. It’s been really nice having a community of people who also struggle sometimes. I will admit that I haven’t gone out and found that many people who do IWSG. I’m bad at that. Often I feel like I’m barely keeping my head above water with my blog between that and all the other things I do on a daily/weekly basis. It’s something I’m working on! I (and Richard) appreciate everyone who stops by my blog, though! The comments and likes are very much appreciated!

TMI Tuesday: September 5th, 2023

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: September 4, 2012

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

Cum, are you a fan?

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.

Jayden: Organization and spreadsheets

Richard: Swiss Army Knives

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?

Jayden: I don’t think so. Sex is a big part of love for me.

Richard:  No. I did turn down my first girlfriend the first time we started to have sex, but that was more of a nerves thing.

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you?

Jayden: I’m not super attracted to myself, but I might. I do have nice breasts.

Richard: Nah, it’d be more fun to high five a lot while we tag teamed Jayden.

4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.

Jayden: Not particularly, actually. It has its sexiness, but I don’t want it all over me, in general. The best part is that I love pleasing Richard, so of course it’s great in that respect, but I like to get cleaned up relatively quickly when we’re done.

Richard: It’s sticky and slimy and irritating and it gets everywhere.

5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking?

Jayden: Nope. If there’s a higher power that gave us this pleasure, they can watch all they want.

Richard: Sex isn’t even in the top 5 creepiest things I do for people to watch.

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.

Jayden: Richard woke me up in the middle of the night for sex. I love when he does that. So much need and desire is sexy.

Richard: Yeah, I was really horny, and I couldn’t go back to sleep with a hard on.

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Sexy Shorts #2

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Welcome to another Sexy Short! Hope you enjoy it!
~Jayden

Topics: Mommy Domme

Don’t Stop

I lie on the couch watching TV when he comes home. As soon as he enters the room, he takes his jacket and tie off and quickly removes the rest of his outer clothes until he’s just in his boxers. I am wearing shorts and a T-shirt, with simple cotton panties and a bra underneath.

When he’s disrobed, he kneels on the floor in front of me. “Mommy?” he asks.

That’s our signal. When he’s come in from his high-powered job where he has to be in charge and directive all day, he wants to be taken care of at home. As a Domme, I have found that I’m best as a Mommy Domme. I’ve always been nurturing. This is just a manifestation of that. I know when he’s ready when he calls me Mommy. Of course, he isn’t my child. He’s my partner. We split the bills. We make plans together. The world sees us as this amazing power couple. But in the privacy of our no-kids home, he can be himself, and I can take care of him.

“Hi, baby,” I say, gesturing for him to sit on the couch beside me, swinging my legs to the side a little to let him get in with me.

He cuddles up next to me, and I wrap my arm around him.

“How was your day?”

“It was tough, Mommy.”

“That’s okay, baby. You’re home with me now.”

He nuzzles against my side. “Thank you for taking care of me.”

“Of course, baby.”

He keeps nuzzling against my chest, and I know what he wants.

“Do you need some comfort today, baby?”

“Yes, Mommy.”

He sits up a little as I strip my shirt over my head and unclip my bra. When I’m topless, I lay back against the couch, and we get into a position we’re in at least a few times a week. I’m mostly sitting up, and he lays on the couch with his head on a pillow in my lap so he can suck on my nipples.

Of course, I’ve never had a baby, so there’s no milk, but he still sucks at my nipples like there would be. It’s comforting to him and arousing to both of us. I let him lay there and suck on my nipple until it starts to get sore, then we switch to the other side. I know that I’m soaking through my panties, and I can see that his cock is hard inside his boxers.

When he’s done on that side, he rolls himself onto the floor and parts my legs. “I can smell you, Mommy.”

“Mmmhmm. You know what that does to me, baby.”

“Mmmhmm,” he mimics me, not in a belittling way.

“Are you going to clean me up?”

“Yes, Mommy,” he says, and he helps me get out of my panties and shorts. Then he gently presses me back against the couch and parts my legs so he can lick at my pussy. He licks everywhere. All the way down to my asshole, up to my clit, everywhere. All the juices I’ve been sitting in for the last half hour are now cleaned up, but I keep making more. I’m so turned on.

“Fuck, baby. You know how much I love that.”

“I know, Mommy,” he says, and he starts to lick my clit in earnest.

My orgasm starts to build almost immediately. It won’t take me long. I’m so aroused. “That’s it, baby, don’t stop. Fuck.”

He doesn’t stop. He doesn’t stop licking until I grab him by the hair and pull him off of me. And then he crawls up my body and starts sucking on my tender nipples again.

“Fuck,” I moan, holding him against me, not letting him stop as my orgasm sends shock waves through my body. “Don’t stop, baby, don’t stop.”

And he doesn’t. He’s such a good boy, pleasing me at every turn.

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Determined Dominatrix – Chapter 30

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Welcome to Chapter 30 of my Determined Dominatrix Series! This is going to be our last chapter for this series unless you tell me that you want a Part 2! Let me know in the comments! Mistress will get to cum today, and we’ll see how they wrap up their last scene before he moves away. But there is more story we could tell. Do you want to hear about how James does when he’s away? How will they maintain a long-distance kinky relationship? Will she follow him to Massachusetts? How often will they visit? Tell me in the comments if you’d like me to write more! If you didn’t start at Chapter 1, there’s a Recap post after Chapter 20! Read on!
~Jayden

Chapter 30:

It’s not the most conducive position to cumming, being on my stomach, with James’ hand wrapped around my body, pressing against my clit, but I am so wound up, it’s not going to matter. And his cock in my ass. Mmmm. It’s fucking hot.

I press back against him with every thrust, squeezing his cock. I’m not sure how he hasn’t cum yet, but I’m sure we will both cum soon. I can feel my orgasm building as he rubs my clit.

“Oh god, pet. I’m going to cum.”

“Yes, Mistress, please cum. Please cum for me, Mistress. I want to feel your body spasm around me when you cum.”

He pumps harder and harder, rubs harder and faster, and my orgasm crashes over me in waves. I can’t stop shaking as the orgasm rocks my whole body. My ass is clenching around James’ cock, and just as I think I can’t take any more, his fingers slip off my clit, and his cock starts to spasm in my ass. I can feel the pulsing, and my orgasm just rolls on and on. “Fuuuuuck,” I groan, panting.

He collapses on top of me, and I find his hand with mine, intertwining our fingers.

He shifts, and I say, “Don’t you dare get up.”

“I won’t, Mistress.”

I have no idea how long we lay there on the cushions on the floor, his body pressing against mine. It feels wonderful to have him there on top of me. I don’t ever want to move. I think at some point, I drift off because the next thing I know, his soft cock is slipping out of my ass, and I am sure it wasn’t intentional on either of our parts.

“I’m sorry, Mistress,” he whispers against my neck.

“It’s okay, pet,” I whisper back. “Let’s go shower.”

He climbs off of me, disposes of his condom, and helps me to my feet. We walk to the bathroom together and shower, kissing over and over again, touching each other everywhere. I can’t get enough of him. Before I know it, he’s on his knees in front of me in the shower kissing my thighs, parting my legs, and licking my clit. I hold onto the grab bar as another orgasm rocks me, making me weak in the knees.

“Pet, please,” I groan, my fingers in his hair, but he’s robbed me of any more words. I don’t even know what I want. Stop. Don’t stop. I have no idea.

He licks along my slit as warm water pours down his back. And then he looks up at me, his face covered in my juices, and I sink down onto the floor of the shower with him, kissing him and tasting myself.

“I don’t want you to go.”

He swallows hard.

“You need to go. Don’t let me stop you. But I don’t want you to.”

He nods, and I wonder if he can’t speak. Words are hard.

“I will always support you, pet. Tomorrow, you go. Like you planned. And we’ll figure it out.”

He nods again, his arms wrap around me. He holds me tight to him, and I almost don’t hear the words over the sound of the spraying water. “I love you, Mistress, I love you.”

And I don’t know if he hears my words whispered back. I’m so afraid to say them, so afraid to feel them, but nevertheless, I feel the vibrations of my words against his skin as I whisper back, “I love you, too, pet.”

Thank you for reading Chapter 30 of my Determined Dominatrix series! If you liked this and you want more, please let me know, and I’ll start working on a second volume! Either way, be sure to come back for more kinky smut! Our Sexy Shorts are coming out all the time, and we have our TMI Tuesday posts answering a backlog of questions every week!

TMI Tuesday: August 29th, 2023

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: August 28, 2012

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are about gettin’ off. When you need it, you just gotta get it anyway you can.  (For those who are innocent babies “IT” is sex)

Gettin’ Off

1. Have you ever initiated a booty call?

Jayden: Yeah, in college. 

Richard: Yeah. Mostly in college, I had an ex I had come over pretty regularly.

2. Have you ever accepted a booty call?

Jayden: Yeah, in college.

Richard: Probably? I tend to host more often than not, so I can’t think of a specific time.

3. Ever had a “friend with benefits” relationship? How long did it last? Are you still friends or acquaintances with that person? Are you still having sex with that friend?

Jayden: Yeah for sure. I’ve had many over the years, but none currently.

Richard: I’ve had a couple. The longest one lasted (off and on a bit) for several years. We’re still good friends (they were in my wedding), but we don’t fuck anymore.

4. Tell us about your best one-night stand, what made it so good?

Jayden: I don’t know if I’ve ever had a one night stand. I’ve had some people that I slept with once and then the relationship didn’t work out, but I don’t think that’s the same thing. The intention wasn’t to be one night.

Richard: I don’t think I’ve ever actually had a one night stand. I’m pretty sure everyone I’ve slept with I’ve been with at least twice.

5. When was your last one-night stand?

Jayden: Uhh, many years ago. I don’t even remember.

Richard: Never?

6. What’s the grimiest, dirtiest place that you’ve had sex?

Jayden: Movie theater bathroom, though it was just hand stuff, I think.

Richard: Dorm bathroom. It was a fairly clean though, since it was the locked family/handicapped one.

Bonus: What’s the one random thing you wish your friends knew about you?

Jayden: That I wish I had more confidence when I sing. I sing pretty well, and I like to sing karaoke and things, but I always feel awkward signing up.

Richard: That I have way too many knives/multitools, and I’d totally hook them up if  they asked.

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