Obsidian Butterfly – Part 2 Sexy Story

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 9: Obsidian Butterfly! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my sexy story!


This is a (sort of) continuation of my story from last Friday. You don’t need to know anything about Anita Blake or Laurell K. Hamilton to enjoy this story! 

Where do I sign up?

Sign up for what, you ask?

A threesome. That’s what. I am all about beautiful bodies. I don’t care if you have a penis, a vagina, both, neither. Every body is beautiful in its own way, and I want to enjoy the pleasures of all of them. Hearing someone’s breath quicken under my touch drives me wild. It brings me immense joy to know that I am pleasing someone. So the thought of having two people to please is exhilarating. If there was a sign up form, my name would be first on the list.

Okay, so there isn’t really a sign up form, but there are online groups you can join to find other people with similar interests. That’s how I found Marlena and Pearce. I’m nervous to meet them, but also excited. I want to skip to the good part.

After pleasantries at the cafe, we order coffees and chit chat. It’s not as awkward as I thought it would be. I’m glad that it’s a smooth transition, but there are butterflies in my stomach when I run out of coffee. Nothing left to distract me now.

“So,” I say, and let my voice trail off.

“Do you want to get out of here?” Marlena asks, sliding a hand along my thigh. We’re sitting next to each other on the cafe couch. Pearce is sitting across from us, and I can tell he sees her gesture.

“Sure,” I say, and I am pleased to realize that I do. I am excited to spend more time with them and see what is under her sweater. Her skin looks smooth and I want to feel it. I want know what her breasts look like. I am so excited. 

“Let’s go,” Pearce says.

“Want to come back to our place?” Marlena asks.

I nod, unable to find my voice. “Great,” she says, and she texts me an address. “See you in a bit,” she smiles as she slides into the passenger seat of their car. I get into mine, and mostly follow them and sort of follow my GPS to their house. It doesn’t take fifteen minutes to get there. I check my reflection in the little mirror in my car. No food in my teeth (not that I can imagine how it would get there since all I’ve had today is coffee. I’ve been too nervous for anything else).

I walk up the driveway to a small one-story house. It’s cozy but cute, and when they welcome me inside, I can see that their personalities match their home. It’s neat and tidy, but lived in. It doesn’t feel like it’s so dirty that I don’t want to take my shoes off, but it’s not so clean that I’m afraid of leaving a rumple on a pristine couch. It’s perfect.

Marlena shuts the door behind me, and I expect that there’s going to be a conversation, but instead, Marlena takes me by the hand and pulls me down the hall to what I presume is the bedroom. Pearce follows behind.

When we get into the master bedroom, she pulls me close to her and plants a light kiss on my lips. My mouth opens to her and I am suddenly lost in the moment.

Come back next week to see what happens next!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

TMI Tuesday: January 14th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday – November 19, 2013

Posted on November 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

I Can’t Get No Satisfaction

no satisfaction tmi

1. From erotica to sex blogs everyone seems to be having intense orgasms. Do you feel like you are experiencing the same intense orgasmic waves everyone talks about?

Jayden: Yes.

Richard: Occasionally.

2. At the beginning of our sexual lives, we are often let down because it feels like nothing in comparison to what we see in films and magazines. Sexual pleasure is something you learn more about as you get older. How have you learned to cultivate the pleasure that you feel?

Jayden: Practice, I suppose.

3. In the last 3 years, has your sexual pleasure:
a. waned
b. stayed the same
c. increased, enhanced, improved

Jayden: C. It’s been just me and Richard for the last three years, but we’ve found a comfortable and pleasurable spot, I think.

Richard: C. I like being with Jayden much more than my last partner.

4. If you are feeling much more sexual pleasure than your lover do you feel the need to make up the deficit or just live in the moment and enjoy what has been given to you?

Jayden: Live in the moment, but I’m always happy for him to take his turn in the spotlight.

Richard: Live in the moment then, make up for it later.

5. How important is it to you for you and your lover to have simultaneous orgasms?
a. not important – never thought about it
b. somewhat important – I think it would be nice to explode at the same time
c. important – that is what I ‘work’ for, cumming at the same time makes everything more intense–my orgasm, my feelings, the entire experience.

Jayden: B, but it’s okay that it doesn’t happen often.

Richard: B

Bonus: Do you think that having an orgasm is the same as sexual pleasure? Why or why not?

Jayden: Nope. Richard will say it nicely:

Richard: All orgasms are pleasure, but not all pleasures are orgasms.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Obsidian Butterfly – Part 2

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 9: Obsidian Butterfly! I’m reading about 175 pages a week, so this book is going to be broken into three parts. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post! For those who are new to my blog, you don’t need to read the books to read the kinky stories on Fridays, and of course, you’re welcome to check out my reviews on Sundays!


Description from Amazon: There are a lot of monsters in Anita Blake’s life. And some of them are human. One such individual is the man she calls Edward, a bounty hunter who specializes in the preternatural. He calls her to help him hunt down the greatest evil she has ever encountered – something that kills and maims and vanishes into the night. Something Anita will have to face alone.


#9 Obsidian Butterfly (Ch 1-23)

Non-spoilery Review:

This is the first book I don’t have much of any memory of. In my multiple re-reads where I keep starting over, I at least remembered basic story lines or who the Big Bad was or glimpses of major end scenes. But this one…no memory. I have a name that wiggles in the back of my mind, but I don’t remember anything about it.

Interestingly, I noticed two story inconsistencies in this book. One was minor (“she never told me”… Four pages later, “she had warned me”) and the other kind of big. In Blue Moon, Anita traveling was a Big Fucking Deal because of her connection to Jean Claude. But in this book, she drops everything on almost page 1 to travel. And in this part of the book, she meets the Master of the City, Obsidian Butterfly (title of the book!). There’s mention that she’s Jean Claude’s, but it’s not that big of a deal. 

In any case, my lack of memory of this book has led me to be up long past my bedtime reading because I can’t put it down. It’s just…so good. So compelling. I want to know what happens next. I need to know. Ugh! But now, I should go to sleep. It’s not The Neverending Story. It’ll be there tomorrow. Goodnight!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Obsidian Butterfly – Part 1 Sexy Story

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 9: Obsidian Butterfly! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my sexy story!


This short little story is only inspired by Obsidian Butterfly. You don’t need to have read the books nor have any knowledge or interest in them to enjoy this story.

In Obsidian Butterfly, there’s a scene that could be very sexy. It’s not necessarily portrayed as such in the book, but I can imagine it being sexy if viewed from a different lens. So here, I give you such a view. 

The shadows move in sensual, flowing motions. I can see clothes being stripped away. A shirt pulled over a head. A pair of panties tossed away. I don’t know who the people are. I don’t even know what they look like. But I can hear them. I can hear the moaning, the panting. I can feel the arousal, the wanting. There are four people there. Four bodies writhing on the bed. But in front of the bed is a white screen. I can’t see through it except for shadows, backlit, black on white.

It’s designed that way for this show, and it’s sexy as hell. If I close my eyes, I can imagine what the people are doing, how they are feeling. But when I open my eyes, I can see their outlines. I can see two bodies connect and fall back onto the bed. It looks like they’re having sex now, thrusting and moaning. The other couple has split apart. One gets up off the bed and walks around to the other side. Suddenly he’s standing over the couple having sex. I can see the outline of his cock as he lowers it down. It looks like he’s going to lower it right into the woman’s face. She’s on her back, her legs up in the air.

And based on the sounds, that’s exactly what he does. She gags a little, and I can hear it. I can feel my throat convulse in sympathy, but it’s only a moment. Then he’s thrusting into her mouth while the other man thrusts into her (I assume) pussy. It’s hard to know, exactly.

The other woman slides along the other side of the couple having sex. She presses her body up against the other woman’s on the side. I’m sure her large breasts are pressing against the woman on her back. She lowers her head to the other woman’s chest. I can’t even imagine. A cock in my pussy, a cock in my throat, a mouth on my nipple, and a room full of people watching the whole thing happen… Heaven. That sounds like Heaven. Where do I sign up?


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

January 8 question – Describe someone you admired when you were a child.  Did your opinion of that person change when you grew up?
Jayden: One of my first crushes was a guy I grew up with. Our moms were friends, and I had this HUGE crush on him. As a teenager, it turned out that he was interested in me in a romantic way. I was thrilled (of course). We ended up dating for a year and a half, and what I realized was that the guy I was in love with in my head was made up. He wasn’t the actual person I was dating. As an adult, we’re still peripherally connected. We’ve both been married and had children. I realize a lot of things about him that were not what I thought when I was a kid, nor what I thought as a teen. No regrets, though. It’s part of my growing up story and led me to where I am today.

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: January 7th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: November 12, 2013

Posted on November 11, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Forbidden Fruit

sexy apple

People don’t stick to the straight and narrow. Have you seen them stray?

1. Did any teachers in your high school have sex with a student? Did any students act out on a teacher crush?

Jayden: None that I’m aware of, but I do know that one of my teachers married a former student after she was an adult. (I was friends with their daughter.)

Richard: Not that I know of.

2. Did any professors at your college (or other post-high school) have sex or other inappropriate relationship with a student?

Jayden: Not that I’m aware of.

Richard: Probably. There were vague implications that that was why we got a new director for my grad program.

3. Have any of your co-workers had an affair with another co-worker?

Jayden: Definitely, but I’ve only heard rumors. And yes, my husband is my coworker, but we were married before he got hired.

Richard: My wife is my coworker.

4. Have you seen hanky-panky between members of a church or club that you belong to?

Jayden: Sure, when I was a teenager.

Richard: Yes. Isn’t that like half the reason people join clubs? 

5. Have you ever had a friend keep you up-to-date on his/her marital infidelities?

Jayden: Yeah, I have one or two friends.

Richard: Jayden did.

Bonus: Have you caught someone you knew out with a person who was not his/her regular partner?

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: No.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Obsidian Butterfly – Part 1

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 9: Obsidian Butterfly! I’m reading about 175 pages a week, so this book is going to be broken into three parts. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post! For those who are new to my blog, you don’t need to read the books to read the kinky stories on Fridays, and of course, you’re welcome to check out my reviews on Sundays!


Description from Amazon: There are a lot of monsters in Anita Blake’s life. And some of them are human. One such individual is the man she calls Edward, a bounty hunter who specializes in the preternatural. He calls her to help him hunt down the greatest evil she has ever encountered – something that kills and maims and vanishes into the night. Something Anita will have to face alone.


#9 Obsidian Butterfly (Ch 1-23)

Non-spoilery Review:

A riveting start! It’s odd that this book centers on Anita and Edward. Not having Jean Claude and Richard as main characters is very different, but they’re still relevant, if off screen. There is a lot of development with Anita as a character in this part of the book. Very interesting! I can’t wait to read more.


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Blue Moon – Part 2 Sexy Story

Hello! This week, I’m going to be continuing my dream story from last week, but I wanted to let everyone know that you don’t need to read the Anita Blake books or even know anything about them to enjoy the short stories and snippets I’m including! They’re sometimes related, but more so in that something in the novel sparked a scene in my mind that I’m sharing with you.

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 8: Blue Moon! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my sexy story!


#8 Blue Moon Part 1 (Ch 28-end)

“Well, hello there,” he says when I’m close enough to hear him murmur.

I smile shyly, and look down at the ground. I can’t make eye contact with him.

He turns and starts walking with me. “No need to be shy, beautiful.”

I look up at him.

“After all, when I can see your nipples before I’ve heard you speak a word, I can’t imagine that you are very shy.”

My smile turns to a grin, though he’s not quite right. I can be very shy when it comes to talking to someone, especially a stranger. There is a part of me that knows I shouldn’t talk to him or entertain a conversation at all, but I can’t help myself. My pussy is clenching tightly, I can feel my juices dripping down my legs, and my heart is pounding in my throat.

“Hello,” my Master says, greeting the man. He tugs sharply on my collar and we all stop walking.

The two men shake hands, and start talking about me as though I’m not there.

“She’s beautiful,” the stranger says.

“She is,” my Master agrees. “Are you interested in seeing more?”

He chuckles. “I can see quite a bit already.”

“You can, but there’s more.”

“What I can see is very beautiful. I’d be glad to see more of her.”

“Good, come with us then,” my Master says to the stranger, and he nudges me to start walking again.

We walk a full block and don’t encounter anyone else, thank goodness. He pulls me up short at an unmarked black door and walks me inside. I can’t see anything at first after the brightness of outside. Then I realize that we’re in some sort of club. Or, we’re about to be, once we get through the check-in process.

My Master takes care of everything for me and the stranger, and then we’re through the next doorway. The music pounds in my ears, even though I couldn’t hear it at all from outside. Master directs us into a private room, and once the door shuts, the music is much lessened.

“Now,” Master says, “put on a show for us, pet.” The two men sit down on the couch, leaving me standing alone in the middle of the room. My pussy clenches and I look at them. My mouth is dry and I’m a little light headed. I’m so aroused. I take a deep breath, try to lick my lips, and begin to strip off the see through shirt.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

TMI Tuesday: December 31st

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: November 5, 2013

Posted on November 4, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

EAT IT

pork brains

1. If your sandwich is cut in half on the diagonal, creating two triangles do you bite the hypotenuse or the point?

Jayden: The point.

Richard: Hypotenuse for love sandwiches!

2. Dipping a tortilla chip– do you dip the tip or the side of the chip to scoop the dip?

Jayden: The tip (or I just use scoops!)

Richard: Side is scoopier.

3. Do you think you drink too much coffee? How much do you drink daily? What is a “cup” of coffee to you–how many ounces/grams?

Jayden: Nope. I don’t drink any coffee at all.

Richard:  Non-ish.

4. Do you take cream in your tea? How many sugars?

Jayden: Sometimes. It depends on the tea, but always splenda (2-3).

Richard: Usually no cream, but a generous dob of honey.

5. How do you eat a burrito?
a. Pick it up with your hands, bite into an end.
b. Cut it in half, then pick up one half and eat it.
c. Eat it with a fork and knife
d. Open the tortilla, eat the food inside and eat the tortilla last.
e. Other

Jayden: A.

Richard: A. 

6. Pizza…How do you eat a slice?
a. Pick it up and eat it as an open slice.
b. Pick it up and fold it together, then bite into it.
c. Leave it on the plate and eat with a fork and knife.
e. I eat the crust first, then the rest of the slice.

…Why do you eat your pizza like that?

Jayden: Usually A, but if it’s too floppy, I’ll fold it or cut it until I can pick it up.

Richard: Usually A, but if it is a really floppy pizza then B. It’s just convenient.

Bonus: What is the weirdest thing that you are into?

Jayden: Golden showers? But probably that’s not that weird with my audience.

Richard: Classic literature?

Bonus, bonus: Do you care if your different foods, on a plate, touch each other? Yes!?! What’s that all about?

Jayden: I don’t like it, unless the foods go well together. I don’t want the tastes to get mixed.Richard: Not really. I did when I was a kid, though.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Blue Moon – Part 2

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 8: Blue Moon! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Goodreads: When she chose master vampire Jean-Claude over her ex-fiancé, alpha werewolf Richard Zeeman, Anita learned that sometimes love is not enough. But though she and Richard won’t be walking down any aisles, she can’t turn her back on him when he’s arrested on a rape charge in Tennessee. Anita knows firsthand that Richard has the morals of a saint—or at least a boy scout. But his guilt or innocence is not the issue. He’s behind bars, and in five days a full moon will rise…


#8 Blue Moon Part 1 (Ch 28-end)

Non-spoilery Review:

Oh it’s so good. So, so good. I won’t spoil the ending here, but man! It’s a good one. Lots of action, suspense, and thrill, but also major character development. I sometimes question why Anita isn’t as open to some things relationship-wise that I think she should be (or that I would be), but then again, I’ve never even held a gun, so what do I know about Anita’s life?


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Blue Moon – Part 1 Sexy Story

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 8: Blue Moon! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my sexy story!


Description from Goodreads: When she chose master vampire Jean-Claude over her ex-fiancé, alpha werewolf Richard Zeeman, Anita learned that sometimes love is not enough. But though she and Richard won’t be walking down any aisles, she can’t turn her back on him when he’s arrested on a rape charge in Tennessee. Anita knows firsthand that Richard has the morals of a saint—or at least a boy scout. But his guilt or innocence is not the issue. He’s behind bars, and in five days a full moon will rise…


#8 Blue Moon Part 1 (Ch 1-27)

Dreams. We all have them. But have you ever had a dream so sexy that it woke you up mid-orgasm? I imagine that dream would be different for each of us, but I can tell you that I have had that happen to me once upon a time. I think my dream would be a little different now, but there might be some similar threads…

Blue Moon opens with a dream, and although Anita, Jean Claude, and Richard have a metaphysical bond, we all dream. So I thought this would be a fun opportunity to share a dream with you.

“Walk,” he tells me.

I don’t want to. I want to sit down. My feet hurt. I’m not used to wearing three-inch heels, but here we are. 

“Walk,” he says again, and this time, he slaps me across the face. It’s a soft slap, as slaps go. I’m sure my cheek is red, but it was open palm. I’m not in danger of losing any teeth or having a big bruise. It wasn’t that hard.

And I walk. I don’t want him to hit me again.

He walks behind me, just a few paces, but I walk alone. My cheeks are burning with embarrassment now, not from the slap but because I am wearing a collar that has a little charm on it that says “slut,” a short skirt, and a knitted top that is all gaps and holes. I’m pretty sure I’m legally topless. And, of course, the three-inch heels. Nothing about my appearance is actually illegal here. Someone could call the cops and nothing would happen. But damn am I still shaking in my heels. What if someone I know sees me? What if someone tries to take advantage of me? 

Listen, the rape victims are never at fault, even if they wear slutty clothes, but that kind of social conditioning is hard for me to ignore. I totally feel like I’m asking for someone to touch me, talk dirty to me, or whatever. I’m glad that he’s behind me, and he’ll keep me safe from others, but damn if it isn’t still scary.

And then I see someone walking toward me. My breath catches in my throat. He’s gorgeous. Tall, muscular, handsome. His skin is the color of caramel, and I want to sink my teeth into it. I can feel my pussy getting wet under my skirt, my juices dripping down my bare thighs. He’s still pretty far away, and I don’t know if he’s noticed my outfit, but he’s definitely noticed me. My breathing gets more and more ragged the closer he gets.

Just as he gets within ten feet of me, I see the moment when he realizes that my nipples are very apparent under my shirt. He stops walking, standing stock still and my steps bring me closer and closer.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

TMI Tuesday: December 24th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: October 22, 2013

Posted on October 21, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Potpourri of Questions

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1. You’ve been waiting forever for your significant other to propose marriage, when they finally do it is in the form of a bribe: “Lose 10-15 lbs. (approx. 1 stone U.K.; approx. 6 kilos) and I will marry you…the wedding can be anyway, and anywhere of your choosing…just lose some weight.” Would you accept this proposal? (Alternatively for the traditionalists): Men if your significant other was a little ‘heavier’ than you’d like him/her to be, would you make such a proposal?

Jayden: Nope. Absolutely not. Also, fuck off.

Richard: No. That’s not a proposal, it’s a hostage negotiation.

2. Are you participating in any Halloween festivities? Will you wear a costume? If yes, what?

Jayden: Sure!

Richard: We gave out candy and carved pumpkins. I don’t think I put on a costume this year.

Jayden: Yes you did, Richard. We were turtles!

3. Forget the fact that you have a blog, in real-life are you:

a. an over-sharer who tells every detail of your personal life to everyone including the barista at Starbucks?

b. a little discriminating in who you decide to talk to about your personal life, feelings, etc.? Your love life isn’t off limits to friends and family but you don’t confide in total strangers.

c. as tight as a clam? You don’t share important details with friends and family and when you do it about kills you because you are extremely private.

Jayden: A

Richard: C

4. MEN your significant other has asked to sleep with your cock in his/her mouth, what are your first thoughts? Would you say yes or no? Why?

LADIES/significant other…your guy just asked you to sleep with his penis in your mouth. Would you do it? Why or why not?

Jayden: I would definitely try it.

Richard: This sounds uncomfortable, but we can give it a try.

Bonus: If you were remembered for one thing, what would it be?

Jayden: Being kind.

Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he’d be remembered for being funny.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday: December 17th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: October 29, 2013

Posted on October 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sexuality: Express Yourself

sexuality def_tmi

1. Can you tell when your lover is close to having an orgasm? How can you tell? What are the signs?

Jayden: Yes. His muscles tense up.

Richard: Yes, the noises change. She starts panting and whining more.

2. Ladies have you ever seen YOUR g-spot? Men have you actually seen the g-spot?

Jayden: No.

Richard: No. That sounds very uncomfortable.

3. Which sexual position do you find most stimulating?
a. missionary
b. woman on top, facing man
c. doggy style
d. other – tell us about it

Jayden: C. My favorite!

Richard: C is the most pleasurable, but B is the most visually stimulating.

4. When you orgasm, are you:
a. silent
b. make a little noise
c. yell out!

Richard: I dunno, ask Jayden! (She’s a C)

Jayden: Richard’s a B

5. A lover orgasms quickly, way before you are even close to having an orgasm. Do you stop the sex once he/she has had an orgasm or do you continue sexual play so you can orgasm too?

Jayden: Continue, of course. Might do something different, but I definitely wouldn’t leave him hanging.

Richard: Continue sex, though possibly shift positions or something if it’s too much.

Bonus: On average, when you masturbate how long does it take to reach orgasm?
a. Less than 3 minutes
b. 3 – 5 minutes
c. 5 – 10 minutes
d. more than 10 minutes

Jayden: A, I think. 

Richard: Actively masturbating to cum? A. A whole session can be a D though if I just fool with myself.


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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Blue Moon – Part 1

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 8: Blue Moon! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Goodreads: When she chose master vampire Jean-Claude over her ex-fiancé, alpha werewolf Richard Zeeman, Anita learned that sometimes love is not enough. But though she and Richard won’t be walking down any aisles, she can’t turn her back on him when he’s arrested on a rape charge in Tennessee. Anita knows firsthand that Richard has the morals of a saint—or at least a boy scout. But his guilt or innocence is not the issue. He’s behind bars, and in five days a full moon will rise…


#8 Blue Moon Part 1 (Ch 1-27)

Non-spoilery Review:

Another knock it out of the park start! I’m desperate to know what happens next. There’s so much action going on, so many storylines. And somehow, even though Anita is away for Jean Claude almost entirely this half of the book, he still plays a major role. Can’t wait to read more!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Burnt Offerings – Part 2 Sexy Story

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 7: Burnt Offerings! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my sexy story post!


#7 Burnt Offerings Part 1 (Ch 28-end)

A continuation of the previous story: Last week, my fictional character got into some public sex, or was hopefully about to. Even though Anita wouldn’t be into such a public display, it’s amazing how much we don’t realize we want until we get it. It’s fun to imagine, anyway. And, I will admit, even though Anita would not be into group sex like that, I (Jayden) definitely would be!

So many hands touching me, and all of them are soft. I want them to be hard. I want to feel it, deep down in my body. But they’re all being so gentle.

And then another hand, not a gentle one this time, touches me. He (I assume it’s a he, but it doesn’t have to be) slides his hands up my short, sheer skirt and, without hesitating, rips my thong off of me. The fabric sticks to my wet pussy and gets stuck between my legs. Someone rips it free of my body. The breeze that blows makes me shiver now. I feel very exposed, leaning up against a gravestone in a cemetery, blindfolded, wearing heels that keep me from being able to run, and now a very sheer piece of lingerie that’s all that’s keeping my body hidden from the world.

Is this actually what I wanted? I thought it was, but now… I don’t know. I might be naked soon. Naked and in front of strangers. Hell, they might not be strangers. I have legitimately no idea, and boy, is that idea hot.

The gentler hands pull away, and then the firm one is back, two hands now pressing into my hips, pulling me backward so that I’m further bent over, hands pressing between my thighs to spread my legs apart. The fabric of the dress is flipped up so my ass is exposed. I briefly wonder if he’s going to spank me, but he doesn’t. Instead, I feel fingers slide up into my pussy. I moan softly. I can’t help it. Having someone touch me like that feels amazing.

But then the fingers are gone, and I groan in protest.

And then they’re back, but not in my pussy now. Against my lips.

I part my lips and take the fingers inside, licking my own juices off of them. I don’t love the taste, but it’s hot to do it for the mystery person. I am pretty sure these aren’t my Master’s. I don’t know whose they are, but they aren’t his.

He pulls them back out and slides them along my slit again. I wonder if he’s going to do the same thing again, but he doesn’t. Instead, his fingers are probing my ass now. I can’t help but clench in response. I don’t want his fingers in my ass. I don’t. Or do I? I’m scared. Is he going to put just one or two? Is he going to try to fist me? I have no idea.

“Please,” I whimper, but I don’t even know what I’m asking for. 

There’s no verbal response, but fingers slip inside my collar, pulling it tight, and I get the message. No protesting. I breathe heavily but don’t protest again.

He slips one finger into my ass, then another, then one more. I hope he’s going to stop there, and he does. His fingers work in and out of me, and before I know it, I’m thrusting back against the fingers. And then they’re gone.

I can’t help but groan. I don’t want them to be gone. They felt amazing. I want more. He presses them against my mouth again, and I take them in eagerly. God, I am such a dirty whore, but I don’t care. I just want more.

I feel a cock slide along my slit now, and I know it’s a man. The cock slides into my pussy, and I moan softly and press back against his long length. It feels amazing, but his cock is big. I only get a few thrusts before he pulls out, and I groan again. I wonder what he’ll do next, and I am not disappointed when his cock presses against my asshole. Definitely not disappointed, but definitely a little scared. This is a big cock to be inside my ass.

But then he’s in, buried to the hilt. I am moaning softly, and simultaneously want him to stop and also want him to start fucking me. But it’s not up to me. I squirm a little bit, impaled on his cock, and then he starts to move, setting the pace. It hurts, but his hands guide my hips and don’t give me a choice. And damn, it feels good.

It feels even better when hands start touching me again. Not just the ones he has on my hips, setting my rhythm, but also touching my nipples, pinching them. More hands touching my neck, pulling on my collar, stroking my skin. I am lost in the many sensations. I want more.

He pulls out just before he cums, I think, and I am rewarded with the sound of grunting and the feel of cum falling on my back. I breathe heavily, panting there in the moonlight. Is this it? Can I take my blindfold off now and see who the mystery man is?

But I don’t. I haven’t been given permission to, and I’m not about to disobey.

And I’m not done. Another pair of hands replace the ones that left me. Someone else guiding my hips back against a different cock. Here we go all over again, I think, and my pussy drips with arousal. I could do this allll night.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back Sunday for my review of the second half of the book!

TMI Tuesday: December 10th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: October 15, 2013

Posted on October 14, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Dating Obstacles

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1. Could you date someone who is really into Legos? Their house consist of Lego furniture, the walls are covered in 3-D Lego art or photos of mammoth Lego creations.

Jayden: Sure. Doesn’t bother me at all.

Richard: To be pedantic, “Legos” is not a word. Informally it’s LEGO, formally, it’s LEGO Bricks whatever. To answer the question, if the furniture has non-LEGO cushions to make it more comfortable, it’s fine.

2. You have a big date and discover that you have run out of undies (underwear, panties), would you:
a. re-wear dirty
b. wear a swimsuit or swimsuit bottoms
c. line worn undies with fresh panty-liners
d. go commando

Jayden: d) Go commando. Kind of sexy anyway.

Richard: Do I really not have time to wash a pair in the sink and hair dryer them? I guess B, but probably gym shorts not swimsuit.

3. In order to date the person of your dreams, you must be in a reality show with them. Would you date him/her? Why?

Jayden: Sure. It would be an adventure at the very least.

Richard: I don’t think there are any reality shows that are so terrible I couldn’t put up with it. I can just get knocked out in the first episode if it’s that bad. Can it be a reality show where Jayden and I do kinky stuff together? 

4. You have been dating a certain someone for a while, you two click and you really like them but they confided to you that they are a crime-fighting superhero? Do you still date them or let the relationship cool? Why?

Jayden: Hell yeah still date them. That sounds awesome.

Richard: I have a lot of world building questions for this one. Are we in a reality where crime-fighting superheros are somewhat common? How secret is their secret identity? Are they a vigilante or “official”? Probably yes, but I have so many questions.

5. You are on a date with someone you really want to impress. Your pants/skirt/shirt/bra split early in the date. What do you do?
a. Tie a jacket or sweater around your waist or put the jacket or sweater on to hide the issue
b. Stop at a drugstore and buy safety pins, and in secret try to fix and hide problem
c. ‘Fess up to the problem, let it all hang out and continue with the date
d. Cut the date short and go home

Jayden: C, though I have stapled my pants together in a bathroom before (but that was at work)

Richard: C. A and B are probably going to look dumb. D is a waste of time. If you can’t date me with my shirt or whatever torn, why would I bother?

Bonus:
You went away for the weekend with your new romantic love interest. He/she had planned a wonderful weekend of outdoor fun for you both but it has started to rain and storms are in the forecast for the next few days. What do you suggest the two of you do instead?

Jayden: Reading, snuggles, tea, and sex.

Richard: READING SNUGGLES and fuck.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Burnt Offerings – Part 2

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 7: Burnt Offerings! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

I got a little bit behind, whoops! But I’m not giving up on this project!


Description from Goodreads: “You can’t trust anyone who sleeps with the monsters.”

That’s what I’ve always said. That’s what I’ve always believed. But now I’m the one sharing a bed with the Master Vampire of the City. Me, Anita Blake. The woman the vampires call the Executioner. From part of the solution, I’ve become part of the problem. So it hits close to home when an arsonist begins to target vampire-owned businesses all over town — an arsonist who seems to want to destroy more than just property. It’s the monsters who are in danger now. And it’s up the the Executioner to save them from the inferno…


#7 Burnt Offerings Part 1 (Ch 28-end)

Non-spoilery Review:

Another great one! It’s kind of amazing how this one wraps up. It’s a bit crazy, to be honest. I think the fire aspects of this book make it a really scary situation. I don’t even know what to say anymore about this book without giving things away. But what I will say (since I’ve actually read beyond it already when I wrote this review) is that some of the aspects and themes of this book are going to come up again, so make sure to read this one!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

December 4 question – Do you write cliffhangers at the end of your stories? Are they a turn-off to you as a writer and/or a reader?

Jayden: Absolutely! I try to end chapters on cliffhangers, and definitely blog posts. I want my readers coming back for more. As a reader, if there’s a good cliffhanger, I’m going to just keep reading, which is the best case scenario.

Richard: I’m a big cliffhanger fan. They were actually the original topic of my Master’s thesis (though it broadened a little bit by the end). The most important thing to remember is to make sure the energy flows through the cliffhanger. The cliff should be at or near peak tension, but it needs to release in an exciting way after the chapter (or whatever) break. 

A “fake” cliffhanger (someone is about to die! but it’s resolved by the second paragraph of the next page) is just a depressing tease for the reader. “I started another chapter for this?” Even worse is the overly delayed resolution (someone is about to die! and we won’t even see them again for three or four chapters), which diffuses the tension of the initial cliffhanger, and tends to undersell when it finally comes back– how much danger could they really have been in if it took 100 pages to get there?

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: December 3rd

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: October 1, 2013

Posted on September 30, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

What we do for sex…

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1. Why do you like sexting or virtual sex (chatting, skype, etc.)?

Jayden: It’s a great way to get the mind engaged in sexual activity.

Richard: You can do things that’re impractical in real life.

2. When you’re about to “get busy”…get down & dirty, you know have sex, do you like to be undressed by your lover or take off all your clothes by yourself?

Jayden: I like to take off all my clothes and hide under the covers. Usually we have snuggles before sex.

Richard: I like being undressed.

3. What is the most desperate thing you’ve done for sex?

Jayden: Had an affair (with Richard)

Richard: Drove like three states, got a hotel room, and got catfished.

4. Libido booster drugs for women (viagra for women) will hit the market soon. Are you interested in trying them? Will you take the new drug(s)? Why or why not?
(If you are a man, would you like for your female lover to take such a drug?)

Jayden: I don’t need them. My sex drive is already high.

Richard: Maybe when we’re older if we need them.

Bonus: If it were legal in your country/community to visit a “sex box” would you? The blog has been removed, but the link said “drive-thru-brothel” so that probably tells us enough…

Jayden: I’m sure I’d check it out, but I don’t think I would pay for sex.

Richard: I think I’d rather a regular brothel. It seems more practical and sanitary.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Burnt Offerings – Part 1 Sexy Story

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 7: Burnt Offerings! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my sexy story post!


#7 Burnt Offerings Part 1 (Ch 1-27)

I would like to explore some public sex in this little snippet. In this book (and if I recall correctly, it becomes more of a focus in later books), sex with an audience becomes prominent. But Anita is shy, for sure. Check out this character, who is also a little shy about having sex in front of others.

“No, no, no, no,” I keep murmuring, but he isn’t going to give me a choice. I know he won’t, but I want him to. I think. Maybe I don’t want him to. Maybe I like that he’s not giving me a choice.

Whether I like it or not, I’m still stuck with it. He’s got a collar locked around my neck with a leash attached, and he’s walking right out the front door. I don’t want to be walked down the street in a leash and collar, but at least he let me wear my thong and a sexy little sheer dress. I’m not naked. Oh, and heels. He let me wear heels. But damn, do my feet hurt. I wonder if he wants me to crawl. (Probably, he wants me to crawl.) But for now, I’m walking.

Even without heels on, I’m not sure I could resist his pull, but with heels on, I have no prayer. So I step out onto the sidewalk behind him. The screen door slams shut behind me, and the slam echoes in the dark night. I glance around, trying to see if anyone is peering out of their windows, but it’s the middle of the night, and there aren’t any faces peering out of the windows. At least, not that I can see. 

He walks me down the street, and my heart is pounding in my throat. I am terrified. He takes me down an alley, which makes me feel slightly more comfortable, and then into a cemetery. A cemetery! What are we doing here? At night? At least there won’t be any people. I hope.

He pushes me up against a headstone so that I’m leaned over with my ass a little bit in the air. He slips a blindfold over my eyes and whispers, “Don’t move.”

I don’t know where I would go anyway. The ground is too soft for me to run in my heels. I lean there, straining to hear what is going on around me, and I hear footsteps. It must be him. But then there are more footsteps, and more, echoing all around me. It’s two people, three people, I can’t tell how many now. And there I am, wearing just a blindfold, heels, a thong, and a sheer dress. Fucking hell. But my cunt is wet with desire. And when I say wet, I mean dripping wet. I want someone to touch me. I don’t want to admit it, but I love being on display.

After what feels like forever, I get my wish. Someone’s hands are on me, touching me softly on my hip. Another hand touches my arm. Another caresses my neck. I don’t know who’s touching me, but it feels amazing. I want more. I want the touches to be hard, not soft. I want to feel more than the soft warmth.

What do you think? Do you want to know what happens next? Maybe I’ll share some more next week, even though Anita would never actually want this to be her (or maybe won’t admit it?). There’s still a lot of series to go!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back Sunday for my review of the second half of the book!