Guilty Pleasures – Part 1

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Good Reads: Anita Blake is small, dark, and dangerous. Her turf is the city of St. Louis. Her job: re-animating the dead and killing the undead who take things too far. But when the city’s most powerful vampire asks her to solve a series of vicious slayings, Anita must confront her greatest fear—her undeniable attraction to master vampire Jean-Claude, one of the creatures she is sworn to destroy…


Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 1-23)

I wish that I could forget everything about Anita Blake and get introduced to her all over again. It’s so much fun to meet a new character. Alas, my poor memory is not that poor, so I do remember some basic details. For the sake of my readers who are new to Anita, I will do my best not to include any notes that come from later books.

Meeting Anita and learning about her in this book is so much fun. Guilty Pleasures is already compelling and action-packed. I want to finish reading the book so I can find out how Anita manages to scrape her way out of the jam she’s in after 23 chapters. One of the fun parts about the series (for me) is that it seems unlikely Anita will die any time soon (though I have seen a novel where a first-person narrator did die in the book!), but there are so many other people at risk. What I love about Anita so far is that she is very loyal to her friends. That comes up a lot in this first half of the book. No amount of money will convince her to do this job she doesn’t want to do, but when her friend is threatened, she will not back down until she makes sure that her friend is safe.


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

TMI Tuesday: August 27th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 28, 2013

Posted on May 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thanks to A Tale of Bi and Bi for this week’s humor focused TMI Tuesday questions.

Tickle my funny bone

funny bone

1. Have you ever laughed during sex? Tell us about it.

Jayden: I have. I wish I could remember a specific time, but I know it’s happened before.

Richard: Lots of times. No specific memories.

2. How important is a sense of humor to you?

Jayden: Very important. If we can’t laugh together, I can’t imagine being happy.

Richard: I am not a very funny person, despite what Jayden says.

3. Have you ever thought something was funny when your lover did not? Tell us what it was…

Jayden: I don’t remember. Sorry!

Richard: Yes, but again I don’t remember specifics.

4. Are pranks funny? Have you ever fallen victim to a prank? Tell us what happened.

Jayden: Sometimes they can be. Pranks need to be harmless, though. It shouldn’t be something that is physically or emotionally painful.

Richard: I think pranks are less funny and more fun in a competitive sense. Can I rearrange your whole room in the time it takes you to go to the bathroom? Can you hide your stuff well enough that I can’t move it while I get the popcorn?

5. What is your favorite kind of humor? (a complete list can be found at: http://www.dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/

Jayden: Blue. I like sexual humor.

Richard: Puns. I didn’t even read your list, the answer is puns.

Bonus: Tell us an embarrassing and/or funny moment you experienced with a lover.

Jayden: The first time Richard and I were alone and having sex, we went to have anal. He had to stop because I needed to clean out. It was super embarrassing, but he was very upfront about it and it wasn’t a big deal. I got cleaned up and we had great sex.

Richard: One time, a woman’s hymen stuck to my penis. I disposed of it without telling her until like a month later.


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TMI Tuesday: August 20th, 2024

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TMI Tuesday: May 21, 2013

Posted on May 20, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is here again! Thank you to blogger sweetendirty.wordpress.com for this week’s fun questions.

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Who’s Counting?

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1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number or people you have been with?

Jayden: Not at all. I had a list once upon a time, but that was more than two decades ago.

Richard: I did at one point, but not anymore. I could probably make one if I needed to.

2. To get specific, How many people have you –

a. slept with
b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)
c. given oral to
d. received oral from

Jayden: I couldn’t even estimate.

Richard: I would say a,c, and d would all be within or two of each other and probably around 10. B would be a couple lower since a few of those were just hookups

3. What is the most amount of people you have been with at one time? (twosome, threesome, foursome, etc)

Jayden: 6, including me (and Richard)

Richard: Same (if we’re counting that). I feel like that was more “people in the same room having sex” than “all having sex together” though. I was going to say four.

4. Have you ever had multiple partners in the same day, just different times? (One person in the morning, another at lunch, and one at dinner, etc)

Jayden: I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of a specific time.

Richard: (Jayden is blocking out all the times she had terrible sex she had with her ex husband a couple hours after having good sex with me.) (Jayden: Oh yeah. Definitely. Whoops…)

Yes, but not much of a story. Sometimes you’re seeing multiple people and have sex with one in the afternoon and one in the evening. I don’t think I ever got above two in a day. Now I kind of want to do a wacky rom-com “OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY SCHEDULED SIX PEOPLE FOR SEX IN FOUR HOURS!” thing.

Bonus: Describe your best multiple person encounter, either something that actually happened or one that you would want to happen. Or both. 😉

Jayden: A fantasy I have looooong had was a gang bang. Me, tied up and used by many men (women are welcome, too, but I just love dick so much). I 100% would not be able to walk afterward. I saw it in a porn once and can’t get the image out of my head decades later.

Richard: I was dating a girl who was local for college, but whose family lived out of state. She had a cnc/gangbang fantasy, so when she came back from Christmas break one year, I told her to let herself into my apartment, but that I would be running “errands” (I think I was actually hiding in a closet, or maybe just around the block). When she got inside there were directions on the bed to leave the doors unlocked, clean herself up, strip, get out a couple toys, lay down, and put on a blindfold. I let her sit and stew for a couple minutes, and then texted another couple we played with a few times to come in. They came in and felt her up a little, slapped her a few times with a paddle, etc. When she realized there was at least one person who wasn’t me, she got soaked pretty quickly. We played with her for a minute or two more before I ordered her to roll over (as much to let her know I was there as to reposition her) and had the other couple spitroast her while I took some pictures. We fucked her for a couple minutes (it’s kind of awkward to get two dicks and a strapon in one person) before pairing off to finish.


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TMI Tuesday: August 13th, 2024

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TMI Tuesday: May 14, 2013

Posted on May 13, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Navigating Sex

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1. Answer Yes or No:

Jayden/Richard
I Regret My First Kiss No/No
I Miss My First Love No/Yes
I Married My First Love No/No
I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me Yes/Yes

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

Jayden: Monogamish. We’re only seeing each other, but we accidentally had an orgy once…

Richard: I grope dudes sometimes.

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!

Jayden: c. I would be honest with Richard. In the end, I’m a sub, so if Richard wants it, he gets it. That said, he’s super respectful of me, and if I’m really not up for it, he’ll respect that. But I like getting used by him when I’m sleepy, so…

Richard: I guess b is closest. Sometimes I’m tired, but tell Jayden I could probably do it if she gets me wound up a little.

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

Jayden: He doesn’t, but I don’t do it.

Richard: I think Jayden would mind, but I also do not.

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

Jayden: c. I’ll try pretty much anything.

Richard: c.

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

Jayden: That’s a great question that I don’t have a great answer to. I’m not sure there are any super-memorable masturbation stories. Oh wait, I have one. When I was driving up to meet Richard ~6 hours away, I pulled off at a gas station late at night to get a snack and masturbated (at his direction) in the dark parking lot. Very, very hot.

Richard: I think my best would just be a time I came really hard. I can’t think of any specific ones, but I assume it was one time when I was playing with a partner long distance.


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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

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August 7 question – Do you use AI in your writing and if so how? Do you use it for your posts? Incorporate it into your stories? Use it for research? Audio?

Jayden: Nope. I haven’t used it at all, and I don’t plan to. I wish that it were different. I have some friends who use AI art to make social media posts. But I have a lot of artist friends, and my understanding is that they used other people’s art to base the AI art off of without credit. I can’t get behind that. Given my lack of social media posting, I wonder if AI art would help me, but I just…can’t.

Richard: I’m going to assume this question is about generative AI, since AFAIK just about everyone uses at least a spellchecker. I don’t use generative AI in my writing since, for all the headlines it’s grabbing, it still sucks. Also, less fun. If I wanted to not write, I would just not write. I’m sure crafting the prompts carefully and stuff is fun for some people, but not what I’m into.

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: August 6th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 7, 2013

Posted on May 6, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday celebrates one of my favorite hobbies…masturbation.

Masturbation Month 2013

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1. My favorite place to masturbate is ________ ?

Jayden: The bathtub. I haven’t in a while, but it’s hot.

Richard: The bedroom, but that’s really more of a default than a favorite.

2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?

Jayden: I have. I did it at the planetarium under a coat once many, many years ago. I’m sure there have been other items, but that one comes to mind.

Richard: I have a vague memory of trying to do it in line at a themepark when I was young and dumb and horny. I think it lasted about 5 seconds before I realized that just because I didn’t have my dick out it wasn’t that sneaky.

3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?

Jayden: Not particularly. I like touching my partner when we’re together.

Richard: I find it kind of awkward, honestly.

4. When was the last time you masturbated?

Jayden: Uhh, I couldn’t tell you, honestly. Probably not since Richard was away for a week or so.

Richard: Sometime in the last week or so. Even though Jayden is very available and fun to fuck, it’s still nice to just take care of myself once in a while.

5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

Jayden: Yes, many times when I was too young to be doing it, for sure. And I’m sure I did some in college, too.

Richard: Sure.

6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?

Jayden: It’s a rare, but sometimes thing I like.

Richard: Not particularly. Again, seems kind of awkward.

Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?

Jayden: I have I’m sure, but I couldn’t actually find a file.

Richard: I don’t think I’ve ever recorded it, only done it live on a video call or whatever.


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Reading Fun!

Laurell K. Hamilton has long been one of my favorite authors. I couldn’t tell you when I started reading the Anita Blake series, but it’s probably been at least two decades. Every time a new book comes out, I want to read it, but then I realize that I have a terrible memory, and I don’t remember what happened in the previous 10, 15, 20 books. So I start back at the beginning. And don’t get me wrong, the books are super compelling. Once I start reading, I can’t put them down. At one point, I only allowed myself to read/listen to them while I was working out to entice myself to do more exercise. But inevitably, life happens, and I have to read a book for school or book club, or something catches my eye, and I get distracted. Often, I find that I can’t keep reading them because I get too absorbed and neglect things I need to be getting done.

I was explaining this problem to a friend of mine a few months back, and they said, “You need to keep a cheat sheet of what happened in the books so you don’t have to start over every time you get distracted.” (That is definitely not an accurate quote because I didn’t write it down at the time, and, as mentioned, my memory is poor, but I don’t think they’ll mind me sightly misquoting them.)

So then I realized that if I was going to re-read the whole series and take notes on the books so that I didn’t have to re-read again if I got distracted, why not share that with the world? And by the world, I mean my blog readers. Hey, Anita Blake is very much kinky. So here we go! In one month, I’m going to start posting multiple times per week. Consistently! My goal is to read about half a book per week, so about 175 pages/week or 25 pages per day. (Some of the longer books, I’ll break into smaller chunks.)

Each week, there will be two posts. The first will be a non-spoilery review and a link to the notes I took as I read the book for memory-purposes. I’ll be honest. The link to the notes will be mostly for me, so it’s going to be rough. Don’t expect anything polished here! The second post will be a related kinky story, info share, or similar that relates to the book.

I’m going to do this either way, but I’d love to have some company! If you want to get ahead, feel free to start reading now, or you can time yourself to my blogs to start September 1st! Happy reading!

And in the meantime, what are you reading?

TMI Tuesday: June 11th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: April 16, 2013

Posted on April 15, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex sex and more sex

1. Have you ever considered yourself completely sexually satisfied?
(Thank you Sex in Words for this question)

Jayden: Yes. Sometimes I even get sore and don’t want more.
Richard: Yeah. Sometimes I’m done and ready for snuggle naps.

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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

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June 5 question – In this constantly evolving industry, what kind of offering/service do you think the IWSG should consider offering to members?

Jayden: Is there a way to give me more time to devote to blogging? I’ve, as always, bitten off more than I can chew in terms of my time commitments, so I don’t get done with everything I’d like to. I don’t know what IWSG can do about it, but it’s my single biggest challenge…which might be the thing. If you scroll back through my blog, you’ll notice that we’re mostly consistent with IWSG, we’re great with the A to Z Blog Challenge, and the rest of the time, we’re totally inconsistent. More challenges/prompts?

TMI Tuesday: May 21st, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: April 9, 2013

Posted on April 8, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

I found inspiration for this week’s questions from my readings around the web. (Thank you Feedly for making reading my blogs and fave websites easy and fun again.)

If, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
Jayden: A, but can I have thicker hair instead? Or more hair? Or both. My hair is so thin, I look bald.
Richard: B. My skin is awful. It wouldn’t just make me prettier, it would legitimately make me more comfortable and remove simplify my life

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
Jayden: We did a lot of spring cleaning already, so probably not much.
Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he would throw out *everything*

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
Jayden: Something near the water.
Richard: Something underwater.

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?
Jayden: Nope
Richard: No

Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?
Jayden: Hot tamale
Richard: I’m going to say “The Shelf” just to spite Jayden who says my butt can’t hold things up.

Spankification: Types of Spanked Butts by Dioneo Daspanca, 2011


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Hallmark: May Day 2

Finishing up May Day with one Sunday left. I think I’d like to get back to the “main” story after spending the last two months meandering.
~Richard


Arnold panted and slowly pulled back from Hannah’s mouth as she pouted.

“Sorry, Mark said I can’t give you any cum. He has something special planned for you.”

Mark also pulled out, grinning and helping her back upright. “Have fun, you two love birds,” he said, taking Hannah’s hand and leading her out of the clearing and onto a trail.

Arnold walked over to Chelsea and pulled the ribbon over her mouth to the side.

“So, how much trouble am I in?” he asked.

She snarled and snapped at his fingers.

“Mark said something like this might happen. You really do go feral when you’re tied up and horny.”

Chelsea growled again. “If you ever tie me up and fuck another woman again, you’ll be throwing out your chastity cages because we’ll be exploring castration play.”

Mark took half a step back, “You don’t really mean that…”

“Don’t I? How much has your ‘bro’ told me about the stupid shit we did in college?”

“Not that much, but I really doubt you literally cut a guy’s dick off.”

Chelsea raised an eyebrow. “Pray you never have to find out.”

Arnold dropped down to one knee, “And what can I do to placate your wrath for this afternoon, my Queen?”

“Your worthless cock smells like whore, so I guess we’ll be using your mouth. Crawl over here.”

As Arnold followed her order, Chelsea started wriggling. First her right arm, then her left managed to pop free from the ties while leaving the ribbons intact.

“Could you have gotten out all along?” he asked from her feet.

“You think you three idiots can actually tie me down? Mark’s knots are as loose as his toy’s cunt, and I’m pretty sure he ties her shoes for her.”

Arnold giggled a little despite himself. “I think that’s part of their role play, not a necessity, Mistress.”

Chelsea managed to extricate one of her feet and planted it between his shoulder blades, pressing down to relieve some pressure and wriggle out her other foot.

“Less sassing, more lashing,” she ordered, wrapping her legs around his head and tugging his face to her cunt.

She moaned as he dug in, tongue dragging up and down her pussy lips in long, firm strokes, his hands up and squeezing her ass to get the perfect angle.

“Fuck,” she gasped. “This isn’t going to take long, I was real wound up from your little show.”

Arnold moaned and moved up a little to suck on her clit as she squeezed her thighs tighter around his head. 

He groaned again, trying to stay focused on his work as she nearly suffocated him.

“You can tap out any time,” she said. “But if you don’t finish, I’ll make you eat Mark’s load out of my ass. I know you hate that.”

Arnold whimpered and pressed his tongue inside her folds, working as hard as he could.

“Mmmmm, good boy. You take such good care of me. Almost… almost…. fuck… right there!”

He sucked hard on her clit, the pressure driving her over the edge and sending a flood of liquid into his mouth. She let her legs drop, and he fell back onto all fours, panting.

“Get me the rest of the way out of here,” she said after he looked back up. He quickly got her out of the rest of the ribbon, and she took his hand, hustling down a path and through the woods to the next clearing, where Hannay was bound to a pole. Satisfied she wouldn’t try to escape, Mark had only wrapped one ribbon around her, but she was ringed in with bodies instead. A dozen men circled around her, jerking their cocks as she stared at them, tongue lolling out.

“Give it to me, boys! I’m supposed to have a white dress if I’m the May Queen, but you can at least paint me white.”

Chelsea gave Arnold a little swat on the butt. “Get in there, otherwise you’re going to have such a case of blue balls even I’ll feel bad.

He ran into a place in the circle, stroking his cock for only a few seconds before popping off and spraying the first ropes across Hannah’s tits. Once he did, the others followed in short succession, cumshot after cumshot plastering her. Chelsea caught Mark’s eye when he glanced over his shoulder with a smirk, shaking her head as he walked right up to Hannah and delivered his load into her waiting mouth.


Come back next week for more!

Hallmark: Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms reading this! Hannah’s probably pregnant after this. I don’t really know where this fits in with the main story, so consequences be damned!
~Richard


“Bend over, Hannah,” Arnold said, trying to put steel into his voice and making it most of the way to aluminum. She glanced over at Mark, and he nodded.

Arnold quickly stripped down, revealing his cock at full hardness. Mark did the same, watching with a smirk on his face.

“I assume you’d rather take her pussy,” Arnold said.

Mark grinned and rubbed his cock over Hannah’s soaking pussy lips as she thrust her ass out as far as she could, bent out the waist, looking up at Arnold. He put his cock in front of her face, and she gave it a light kiss just below the head.

Mark thrust forward, shoving her head against Arnold’s crotch. He reached down and slipped her hair out of the way as she ran her tongue up his shaft with a moan, wet heat coating his skin.

“You know what would really piss her off?” asked Mark.

“More than us spit-roasting your girlfriend while she’s tied up?” asked Arnold, speaking as slowly and evenly as he could as Hannah started to build her rhythm.

“Yeah. She sort of likes denial. A little. Secretly. But she hates when we do ‘stupid bro shit.’”

“She does. Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?”

Mark held up one hand, “You know it, bro!”

They high-fived over Hannah’s back as she opened her mouth wide, taking most of Arnold’s cock in while she wriggled her ass to get Mark deeper.

“Wait, I can make this even broier!”

“How, bro?”

“Bro fist, bro!”

“Hell yeah, bro! Gimme those knux!”

They fist bumped, their knuckles coming together as their hips both hit Hannah from opposite sides, forcing both of their full lengths into her.

Chelsea screamed into the ribbon and struggled against her bonds, glaring at the back of Arnold’s head.

“I shouldn’t look right now, should I?” he asked.

“No, you’d probably go soft from fear, but it’s okay. I. Love. That. Look.” Mark said, punctuating each word with another hard thrust into Hannah, who moaned in between gags from deepthroating Arnold.


I appreciate Jayden occasionally letting me turn her smut blog into weird comedy. Kinda short this week since we were running around visiting moms all day. I will probably finish this scene next weekend.

Hallmark: May Day

I lied, we’re not doing any of those things! The whole point (that I admittedly got away from) was that this was going to be holiday-themed smut. May Day was last week, and that’s a great holiday to write smut about! There’s a phallic symbol, ribbons/ropes for bondage, and some fertility going on. So, here we go, the gang celebrates May Day!
~Richard


Chelsea wriggled her ankles and wrists, making sure the bonds were nice and tight. “I can’t believe I let you talk me into this,” she said. 

Mark grinned and slapped Arnold on the back, “It was all Arnie’s idea. Really, I think it’s rather devious,” he wiped a fake tear from his eye. “He’s growing up so fast.”

“But this is the boring kind of bondage! The kind where you spend all this time tying me up and stuff just so I’m inaccessible! It’s like… I dunno, backward Christmas or something. Imagine if you came down on Christmas morning and had a bunch of presents under the tree, and instead of opening them, you had to wrap them up and not touch them all day.”

Hannah giggled, “Sounds to me like the present is the one complaining here. The rest of us are unwrapped and going to have lots of fun.

Chelsea pouted and rolled her eyes. “This is clearly more your kind of thing. Why aren’t you the one up here?”

“Because Arnie wanted it to be you, and Daddy likes it when you get all frustrated and squirmy.”

“We have to do what Arnold wants sometimes. It’s not fair that he’s always the one getting caged and cucked and teased…” said Mark.

“I do regret it a little bit,” Arnold said, walking over to her. “You look amazing in that outfit.” He traced a hand over the fabric vine running across Chelsea’s breast, barely covering her nipples. He’d found it online as a fae queen outfit, the sort of thing that covered only a few bits to make the rest seem even more enticing. The rest were simply naked, save for flower crowns that Hannah had made.

“If you want to punish him later, he did keep part of it from you,” Mark said, holding up a whip with a green tail and a red rose-shaped pommel.

“Using that on your ass might make it worth it,” Chelsea said, giving Arnold a glare. He gulped but couldn’t help from grinning as his cock twitched a little. “Now that I get a present when you three are done, I think we should get started.”

They laughed and picked up the ribbons, running from the top of the pole. They slowly circled around her, the ribbon wrapping around the pole until Arnold’s strand crossed over her forehead. They made it another revolution, Hannah’s covering one of her eyes, before Mark’s wrapped over her mouth. 

“Breathing okay?” he asked.

She grunted in the affirmative and nodded her head as best she could. On the next pass, he put a small bell in her hands, something she could drop if she needed out.

She let out a soft moan as Hannah’s next pass slid over her neck, providing just the right amount of light pressure to make her rub her thighs together. Hannah giggled as she made another loop around, her ribbon falling between Chelsea’s breasts, making both of them stand out all the more.

A few more wraps brought Mark between her legs. He came in close, kissing up the side of her neck while he lifted her thigh slightly with one hand, feeling the wetness there.

“And you said you didn’t like this kind of bondage,” he said, slipping his ribbon under her leg and pulling it up a little. The red fabric lifted up the already short skirt of her dress, revealing her pale skin underneath, before pulling taut against her pussy lips, drawing a whine from her.

“There we go, just grind on that if you get too frustrated.”

“Canf I cumfff?” Chelsea asked, muffled but not totally by the ribbon.

“What do you two think?”

Hannah giggled and shook her head.

Arnold looked into her eyes, almost withering under her gaze, his cheeks blazing red. But he shook his head.

“Oooh, he really is getting into it. Maybe you’ll be in chastity next, birdie.”

Chelsea just growled.

A few more loops had her thoroughly locked in place, and Mark tied the lines together at the base of the pole.

“Alright, this is your scene, what’s next, A-Man?”


Hope you enjoyed! We’ll probably be here most of the month. I’m going to go play with Jayden after she posts this. I think she feels similarly about this kind of bondage to Chelsea, but I’m sure she’ll be nice and wet after she reads it.

A to Z Challenge Reflections

Well, another A to Z Blog Challenge has come and gone. I’m both sad to see it go and happy that it’s over. As always, I had hoped to have my posts pre-written and maybe even scheduled before April started. As it turned out, I had the first few written, but by the second week, I was winging it. That said, I am proud that I had every day’s post scheduled for midnight(ish) the following day, and I didn’t miss a day! I even posted on Sunday, though Richard wrote the posts.

I am very happy to be in May now, even though I lost my 34 day posting streak yesterday. Ah well. Maybe I’ll start posting daily and build that streak back up. I don’t know if it’s worth it to try, but you never know. Short posts are fun, at least. I enjoy reading others’ short posts.

If you did the A to Z Challenge, please drop your blog link in the comments so I can come check it out now that things are starting to settle down! As for me, I am going to go off and enjoy a quiet evening with my neglected cross stitch and catching up on some TV.

~Jayden


Did you miss my A to Z posts? You can read them in any order, but here’s the first one for 2024.

You thought I was going to bail…

Didn’t you?

But nope! Here I am, keeping the streak alive.

Richard and I had a rare Friday evening with no particular plans. Should we have been unboxing things in our new house? Probably. But instead, we went on a date to see The Fall Guy. It was a rare movie that we BOTH enjoyed—quite a bit, I might add! It was very funny but with a great storyline and an amazing cast. I highly recommend it!

Keeping the Streak…

So thanks mostly to the A to Z Challenge (and Richard’s Sunday meet-cutes), I have over 30 days in a row of blog posts. I thought about letting it go today, but then I decided that no, I would really like to keep the streak going. I don’t know what exactly will happen or how long it will last, but I think I want to at least try to keep posting daily.

Things have been crazy busy in our personal lives, and kink has largely fallen by the wayside. I was very excited to get a short scene in the other night, though. Richard spent the evening while I was out texting me sexy things, leading to instructions to come directly to the bedroom when I got home and masturbate. I wish I were more surprised when he jumped out of the closet, but it was still sexy as hell. I have to admit that I was very close to orgasm from the slightest touch because I was so wound up. It was very fun, and may turn into a better story sometime. What have you done that’s kinky lately?

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

May 1 question – How do you deal with distractions when you are writing? Do they derail you?

Jayden: I am definitely prone to distractions. For a long time, I’ve found that I don’t write well at home. Being quarantined during the pandemic really screwed with my writing process! I’ve learned that I can sit in a coffee shop with music on my earbuds and that will keep me focused. Many less distractions for me. I’m good at tuning out strangers, but I’m terrible at tuning out the things that need to be done at home. We just moved last month, and I have an office for the first time in my life. An actual office! I have hope that it will work out well for me. In fact, I’m writing from my office right now.

Richard: They can derail me sometimes. I find that being consistent (almost ritualistic) is helpful for focusing. Make some tea, put on specific music (instrumental/soundtrack type stuff). If I really need to dig in, I’ll switch off the internet to cut down on distractions.

Z is for Zoo

Welcome to the A to Z Challenge! I am excited to share with you some meet cutes (and maybe some sexy scenes) throughout the month of April! Richard is going to be chiming in with a few of his characters from his Hallmark story, too! Here is the last installment, but stay tuned! I might continue a few of the most popular stories.

– Jayden


The Zoo is my favorite place. The National Zoo in Washington, D.C., where I live, is free. So I go most days. It’s a great place to walk around, and I get to see all the animals. 

My favorites are:

  • Alpaca
  • Bald Eagle
  • California Sea Lion
  • Degu
  • Eastern Screech Owl
  • Fennec Fox
  • Giant Panda
  • Harbor Seal
  • Indigo Bunting
  • Japanese Koi
  • Komodo Dragon
  • Lion
  • Maned Wolf
  • Naked Mole Rat
  • Orangutan
  • Przewalski’s Horse
  • Red Wolf
  • Sand Cat
  • Tiger
  • Vietnamese Mossy Frog
  • Whooping Crane
  • Yellow-breasted Chat

Today, I’m at the California Sea Lion exhibit. They’re lounging around in the summer heat, taking a dip to cool off periodically. They look so lazy, but when they get into the water, they can be so active. Just like me. Active when I’m not overheating.

I take my water bottle out of my bag and take a long drink. Before I realize it, I’ve drunk the whole thing. Crap. The water bottle refilling station isn’t close to here. I sigh and resign myself to heading over to the Seal Rock Cafe. At least it’s close.

As I stand up to head over, I bump into someone. I immediately feel a coolness come over my flushed skin as his water dumps all over my shirt.

“Oh gosh, I’m so sorry!” he exclaims.

I look down at the water seeping along my shirt, and then I start laughing. “I was kind of hot!”

I can see the relief on his face. “It’s just water. I’m so sorry.” 

“No, no,” I say, “I wasn’t looking where I was going when I got up.

“Still, I should have been paying better attention, too.”

“Can I buy you another water?” I ask. “I was just going up to the cafe.”

He hesitates, glances over his shoulder, and then says, “Yeah, let’s do that.”

We head in the direction of the cafe, and I can’t help but wonder if he was looking for someone when he glanced over his shoulder… but dare I ask?


Do you believe that the National Zoo doesn’t have animals for Q, U, or Z on their website? No Zebras! Crazy! What a fun way to end the A to Z Blog Challenge! If you joined in, drop your link in the comments. I’m hoping to go back and visit a lot of blogs in May!

Y is for Yo-Yo

Welcome to the A to Z Challenge! I am excited to share with you some meet cutes (and maybe some sexy scenes) throughout the month of April! Richard is going to be chiming in with a few of his characters from his Hallmark story, too! Here is the next installment, but stay tuned every day (except Sundays) this month for a short scene! Like and comment, and maybe I’ll continue the more popular stories in May!

– Jayden


Ah yes, the toy aisle of Target. The place where nostalgia burrows its way into our lives. I push my daughter’s stroller down the aisle and look at the toys that are making a comeback. I swear I had that exact stuffed dog when I was little. I pick up the box the dog is in because I can’t help but look at it. It has little tiny puppies in its velcro belly. I think mine had four puppies, but it could come with up to six! I put it in the compartment on the stroller I was using for a cart and was just about to push on when I saw a toy that didn’t belong.

A yo-yo was sitting on the shelf behind the dog. I used to love playing with a yo-yo. I could do (simple) tricks and everything. It was a fun time in my life. But now, I try to catch my one-year-old daughter before she tumbles out of my arms instead of trying to wind up a yo-yo. I wouldn’t trade her for the world, but being a single mom is hard work. Her father left me when I found out I was pregnant. I’m sorry she won’t get to know him (his choice, not mine), but my dad is an amazing grandfather, so I’m glad that she’ll have a good male role model anyway.

But I’m still responsible for her, and she’s a lot to juggle. I glance at my watch and realize that I need to hurry before she gets cranky. It’s almost time for her nap, and I would really like to be home before that.

I head toward the baby section and nearly run into another stroller. “Sorry!” I say.

“No problem,” says the dad, pulling his stroller back. He has a daughter who looks to be about the same age as mine.

He waves me on, and I keep going toward baby items. I realize that he’s following me. I feel like this could be the beginning of a horror novel, but he’s pushing a stroller, so that seems unlikely.

When I get to the diaper aisle, I turn and pull the stroller over to the side. Crap. The diapers I like are on the top shelf, and there are none pushed to the front. I might have to either climb the shelves (which I shouldn’t do) or get help (which I don’t want to do). I just want to get out of here. Ugh! If Yasmine falls asleep before we get to the car, I’m either trapped in Target or resigning myself to a cranky baby all afternoon and evening.

I reach up and stretch on my tippy toes, trying to get there, but I’m failing.

And then, the guy with the stroller is pulling into the aisle. “Can I help you?” he asks.

“Sure,” I say. “That would be great. Thank you.”

He reaches up easily and grabs a pack of diapers. “Just one?”

“Yes, thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” he says.

“Your daughter is so cute. My daughter sleeps that way, too,” he says.

I turn and look, and sure enough, both of our strollers have girls sleeping in the same position, with their heads lolling to one side and their hands curled up in a cute way. Son of a gun, she’s asleep.

“What’s wrong?” he asks, seeing my reaction.

“Now that she’s sleeping, she won’t nap if I try to take her out and put her in the car. So… I guess I’m going to be wandering around Target for a while.”

“Will she sleep if you stop walking?”

“Yeah,” I say.

“Great, do you want to get a cup of coffee at the cafe? My treat. My daughter is also sleeping.”

I look him up and down, look at his sleeping baby, and think, why the hell not? “That would be lovely.”


Check out what’s going on with other A to Z Bloggers on the Master List, and come back all month long! Leave us a comment if you’re participating, and I promise to visit your blogs, too!

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

We finally come to the last Sunday in April, leaving me with no logical choice but Mark and Chelsea’s meet cute. I thought a lot about this one this month and honestly, I don’t know that I’m any closer to what to do with it than when I started. It’s a shame, since the proposal scene Hallmark starts with actually is a meet cute, but I can’t just repost that. I’ll put a longer note explaining some things at the end, but for now, enjoy one way that Mark and Chelsea maybe could’ve met, in some universe.
~Richard


subadubdub69: *kneels* I’m so excited for tonight, Sir.

MakerMark: *smirks* Sure you’re not scared?

subadubdub69: A little. But that makes it fun.

MakerMark: I assume you’ll be wearing the outfit I picked out for you earlier.

subadubdub69: Yes, Sir.

MakerMark: I’ll have a red scarf on. I’ll probably spot you first, but just in case. I’ll finish getting ready and see you soon, pet.

subadubdub69: I can’t wait, Sir.

Chelsea signed off of AIM and took a deep breath. She was finally going to meet Him. Besides the scarf, she had no idea what he looked like. Well, that wasn’t quite true. Creamy white skin and (if the carpets matched the drapes) dark brown hair. They’d been IMing for most of the semester when she responded to his Craigslist post and decided they couldn’t go away from winter break without meeting face-to-face. Thanksgiving break had been hell. Back in her tiny room at her parents’ house, trying to follow all his orders with them on top of her all the time. Sir had been even more demanding than usual, probably because he had more free time. Her nipples ached as she remembered the day she’d been stuck with binder clips on for half an hour due to an unplanned mother-daughter lunch date.

Bonnie, her roommate, had already left for the semester, leaving her free to lounge around naked with all her toys on the bed. Sir ordered her to wear a buttplug (she’d recently worked up to being able to keep the 3 incher in for a prolonged period of time), a white button-down shirt (no bra, but the material was just thick enough), a small silky red scarf (not quite a collar…) and a short pencil skirt (no panties either). They’d watched Secretary “together” (synced up over Skype) for a first date, and he’d teased her about being his sexretary ever since. Next to the clothes was a length of black rope. She’d learned to tie a simple harness around her hips that framed her cunt beautifully. She blushed at the thought of him checking it at the restaurant. Fighting the urge to rub one out before the date, she did her makeup (slut-red lipstick as He called it), hair (a single pony in the back for Him to hold), tied the harness, popped in the plug (with a moan), and put on the outfit. She was lucky it hadn’t snowed. He’d left her footwear at her discretion, knowing she didn’t have a car on campus and would have to walk the half mile in whatever she picked.

She picked a pair of 3 inch heels in black. High enough to make her ass look great and show her dedication, but not so bad that she’d be forced to crawl before He ordered it.

She slipped a long black coat over all of it and headed out of her dorm room. No one was in the hallway. Probably for the best. The other girls on the floor would have something to say about her slipping out right before break in this outfit.

The elevator ride down the eight floors seemed to take forever, and she rubbed her thighs together, trying to keep her dripping cunt under control. How was she going to make it through dinner without staining the chair?

Finally, she made it down, out the front door (waving as casually as she could at the desk RA), and down the hill into town. The wind teased her bare legs at the bottom of her coat. How cold would it be tonight? It wouldn’t matter. There was only one place she intended to be after dinner, and that was His bedroom. Visions of whips, chains, wax, and gags kept her occupied, and she barely even realized she was standing in front of the cafe. She slid out of the coat so he would be able to see her and stepped inside. Someone was sitting near the back in a black sweater and red scarf. Her heart stopped when she saw him, and her jaw dropped. His eyes showed almost the same, but he stood up and waved her over.

“Mark? Is that you? Are you?” she walked back to the table and grabbed onto it as her legs turned to jelly.

“Chelsea? I thought you gave me a fake name! I can’t believe it.”

She nodded slowly. 

“Sit down,” he said, and the subby part of her brain buzzed and put her ass in the chair before she could think about it.

“So, just to be clear, you’re MakerMark?”

He nodded. “And you’re subadubdub69?”

“Yeah,” she said, the screenname taking away some of the awkwardness. She tried to tack a Sir on at the end, but her tongue didn’t quite get there.

“I can’t believe I spent the last three months cybering with a girl who sat three seats behind me in senior pre-calc.”

“I… yeah… this is weird…”

He gave her a little smirk, one that made her forget all about tangents and back to the nights she’d stayed up late hurting herself for him.

“Well, let’s discuss it over dinner. Don’t order too heavy, though. I still plan to take you back with me when we’re finished.”

Chelsea nodded and picked up the menu. “I’d like that. Sir.”


Like I said, I spent a lot of time thinking about how Mark and Chelsea would’ve met. I don’t think I formally established it earlier in Hallmark, but I’ve given just enough details to make it annoying. Long story short, they’re kind of boxed in by the ages I put them at earlier in the story, which has them together in high school but broken up early in college. Not only does that put me in the kind of weird position of having to write BDSM smut about possible minors (and where are they going to get money for toys and outfits and parties!?) it also leaves me with a fairly short timespan to cram it all into. How is Chelsea supposed to be this super experienced sub when she’s only had one Dom, and probably only for a few months at that? 

In the end, I decided to push the whole thing up, have them meet in college and stay together for at least a couple years, and then let them fumble around and reunite in their early to mid-thirties. I imagine them around that age anyway, so it’s not a huge change. I think I like this scene, or a variant of it, as the way they first “meet” and if I ever do a “clean” version of the story, I’ll work it in. Thanks to everyone who followed along this month. If any of you are new from AtoZ, I hope you’ll stick around for the continuing adventures of Chelsea, Mark, Arnie, Hannah, and all the rest. I just realized all but one of the stories was a Mark-Meet-Cute, and I kind of regret not finding a way to make that last one work. Oh well. I’m not sure what’s coming next week. Part of me wants to get back to the main story, but both this one and Mark and Hannah ended on a fun little cliffhanger themselves that I could probably wrap up in a week or two. Drop a comment if you care, otherwise we’ll all find out next week!