Hallmark: Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms reading this! Hannah’s probably pregnant after this. I don’t really know where this fits in with the main story, so consequences be damned!
~Richard


“Bend over, Hannah,” Arnold said, trying to put steel into his voice and making it most of the way to aluminum. She glanced over at Mark, and he nodded.

Arnold quickly stripped down, revealing his cock at full hardness. Mark did the same, watching with a smirk on his face.

“I assume you’d rather take her pussy,” Arnold said.

Mark grinned and rubbed his cock over Hannah’s soaking pussy lips as she thrust her ass out as far as she could, bent out the waist, looking up at Arnold. He put his cock in front of her face, and she gave it a light kiss just below the head.

Mark thrust forward, shoving her head against Arnold’s crotch. He reached down and slipped her hair out of the way as she ran her tongue up his shaft with a moan, wet heat coating his skin.

“You know what would really piss her off?” asked Mark.

“More than us spit-roasting your girlfriend while she’s tied up?” asked Arnold, speaking as slowly and evenly as he could as Hannah started to build her rhythm.

“Yeah. She sort of likes denial. A little. Secretly. But she hates when we do ‘stupid bro shit.’”

“She does. Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?”

Mark held up one hand, “You know it, bro!”

They high-fived over Hannah’s back as she opened her mouth wide, taking most of Arnold’s cock in while she wriggled her ass to get Mark deeper.

“Wait, I can make this even broier!”

“How, bro?”

“Bro fist, bro!”

“Hell yeah, bro! Gimme those knux!”

They fist bumped, their knuckles coming together as their hips both hit Hannah from opposite sides, forcing both of their full lengths into her.

Chelsea screamed into the ribbon and struggled against her bonds, glaring at the back of Arnold’s head.

“I shouldn’t look right now, should I?” he asked.

“No, you’d probably go soft from fear, but it’s okay. I. Love. That. Look.” Mark said, punctuating each word with another hard thrust into Hannah, who moaned in between gags from deepthroating Arnold.


I appreciate Jayden occasionally letting me turn her smut blog into weird comedy. Kinda short this week since we were running around visiting moms all day. I will probably finish this scene next weekend.

Hallmark: May Day

I lied, we’re not doing any of those things! The whole point (that I admittedly got away from) was that this was going to be holiday-themed smut. May Day was last week, and that’s a great holiday to write smut about! There’s a phallic symbol, ribbons/ropes for bondage, and some fertility going on. So, here we go, the gang celebrates May Day!
~Richard


Chelsea wriggled her ankles and wrists, making sure the bonds were nice and tight. “I can’t believe I let you talk me into this,” she said. 

Mark grinned and slapped Arnold on the back, “It was all Arnie’s idea. Really, I think it’s rather devious,” he wiped a fake tear from his eye. “He’s growing up so fast.”

“But this is the boring kind of bondage! The kind where you spend all this time tying me up and stuff just so I’m inaccessible! It’s like… I dunno, backward Christmas or something. Imagine if you came down on Christmas morning and had a bunch of presents under the tree, and instead of opening them, you had to wrap them up and not touch them all day.”

Hannah giggled, “Sounds to me like the present is the one complaining here. The rest of us are unwrapped and going to have lots of fun.

Chelsea pouted and rolled her eyes. “This is clearly more your kind of thing. Why aren’t you the one up here?”

“Because Arnie wanted it to be you, and Daddy likes it when you get all frustrated and squirmy.”

“We have to do what Arnold wants sometimes. It’s not fair that he’s always the one getting caged and cucked and teased…” said Mark.

“I do regret it a little bit,” Arnold said, walking over to her. “You look amazing in that outfit.” He traced a hand over the fabric vine running across Chelsea’s breast, barely covering her nipples. He’d found it online as a fae queen outfit, the sort of thing that covered only a few bits to make the rest seem even more enticing. The rest were simply naked, save for flower crowns that Hannah had made.

“If you want to punish him later, he did keep part of it from you,” Mark said, holding up a whip with a green tail and a red rose-shaped pommel.

“Using that on your ass might make it worth it,” Chelsea said, giving Arnold a glare. He gulped but couldn’t help from grinning as his cock twitched a little. “Now that I get a present when you three are done, I think we should get started.”

They laughed and picked up the ribbons, running from the top of the pole. They slowly circled around her, the ribbon wrapping around the pole until Arnold’s strand crossed over her forehead. They made it another revolution, Hannah’s covering one of her eyes, before Mark’s wrapped over her mouth. 

“Breathing okay?” he asked.

She grunted in the affirmative and nodded her head as best she could. On the next pass, he put a small bell in her hands, something she could drop if she needed out.

She let out a soft moan as Hannah’s next pass slid over her neck, providing just the right amount of light pressure to make her rub her thighs together. Hannah giggled as she made another loop around, her ribbon falling between Chelsea’s breasts, making both of them stand out all the more.

A few more wraps brought Mark between her legs. He came in close, kissing up the side of her neck while he lifted her thigh slightly with one hand, feeling the wetness there.

“And you said you didn’t like this kind of bondage,” he said, slipping his ribbon under her leg and pulling it up a little. The red fabric lifted up the already short skirt of her dress, revealing her pale skin underneath, before pulling taut against her pussy lips, drawing a whine from her.

“There we go, just grind on that if you get too frustrated.”

“Canf I cumfff?” Chelsea asked, muffled but not totally by the ribbon.

“What do you two think?”

Hannah giggled and shook her head.

Arnold looked into her eyes, almost withering under her gaze, his cheeks blazing red. But he shook his head.

“Oooh, he really is getting into it. Maybe you’ll be in chastity next, birdie.”

Chelsea just growled.

A few more loops had her thoroughly locked in place, and Mark tied the lines together at the base of the pole.

“Alright, this is your scene, what’s next, A-Man?”


Hope you enjoyed! We’ll probably be here most of the month. I’m going to go play with Jayden after she posts this. I think she feels similarly about this kind of bondage to Chelsea, but I’m sure she’ll be nice and wet after she reads it.

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

We finally come to the last Sunday in April, leaving me with no logical choice but Mark and Chelsea’s meet cute. I thought a lot about this one this month and honestly, I don’t know that I’m any closer to what to do with it than when I started. It’s a shame, since the proposal scene Hallmark starts with actually is a meet cute, but I can’t just repost that. I’ll put a longer note explaining some things at the end, but for now, enjoy one way that Mark and Chelsea maybe could’ve met, in some universe.
~Richard


subadubdub69: *kneels* I’m so excited for tonight, Sir.

MakerMark: *smirks* Sure you’re not scared?

subadubdub69: A little. But that makes it fun.

MakerMark: I assume you’ll be wearing the outfit I picked out for you earlier.

subadubdub69: Yes, Sir.

MakerMark: I’ll have a red scarf on. I’ll probably spot you first, but just in case. I’ll finish getting ready and see you soon, pet.

subadubdub69: I can’t wait, Sir.

Chelsea signed off of AIM and took a deep breath. She was finally going to meet Him. Besides the scarf, she had no idea what he looked like. Well, that wasn’t quite true. Creamy white skin and (if the carpets matched the drapes) dark brown hair. They’d been IMing for most of the semester when she responded to his Craigslist post and decided they couldn’t go away from winter break without meeting face-to-face. Thanksgiving break had been hell. Back in her tiny room at her parents’ house, trying to follow all his orders with them on top of her all the time. Sir had been even more demanding than usual, probably because he had more free time. Her nipples ached as she remembered the day she’d been stuck with binder clips on for half an hour due to an unplanned mother-daughter lunch date.

Bonnie, her roommate, had already left for the semester, leaving her free to lounge around naked with all her toys on the bed. Sir ordered her to wear a buttplug (she’d recently worked up to being able to keep the 3 incher in for a prolonged period of time), a white button-down shirt (no bra, but the material was just thick enough), a small silky red scarf (not quite a collar…) and a short pencil skirt (no panties either). They’d watched Secretary “together” (synced up over Skype) for a first date, and he’d teased her about being his sexretary ever since. Next to the clothes was a length of black rope. She’d learned to tie a simple harness around her hips that framed her cunt beautifully. She blushed at the thought of him checking it at the restaurant. Fighting the urge to rub one out before the date, she did her makeup (slut-red lipstick as He called it), hair (a single pony in the back for Him to hold), tied the harness, popped in the plug (with a moan), and put on the outfit. She was lucky it hadn’t snowed. He’d left her footwear at her discretion, knowing she didn’t have a car on campus and would have to walk the half mile in whatever she picked.

She picked a pair of 3 inch heels in black. High enough to make her ass look great and show her dedication, but not so bad that she’d be forced to crawl before He ordered it.

She slipped a long black coat over all of it and headed out of her dorm room. No one was in the hallway. Probably for the best. The other girls on the floor would have something to say about her slipping out right before break in this outfit.

The elevator ride down the eight floors seemed to take forever, and she rubbed her thighs together, trying to keep her dripping cunt under control. How was she going to make it through dinner without staining the chair?

Finally, she made it down, out the front door (waving as casually as she could at the desk RA), and down the hill into town. The wind teased her bare legs at the bottom of her coat. How cold would it be tonight? It wouldn’t matter. There was only one place she intended to be after dinner, and that was His bedroom. Visions of whips, chains, wax, and gags kept her occupied, and she barely even realized she was standing in front of the cafe. She slid out of the coat so he would be able to see her and stepped inside. Someone was sitting near the back in a black sweater and red scarf. Her heart stopped when she saw him, and her jaw dropped. His eyes showed almost the same, but he stood up and waved her over.

“Mark? Is that you? Are you?” she walked back to the table and grabbed onto it as her legs turned to jelly.

“Chelsea? I thought you gave me a fake name! I can’t believe it.”

She nodded slowly. 

“Sit down,” he said, and the subby part of her brain buzzed and put her ass in the chair before she could think about it.

“So, just to be clear, you’re MakerMark?”

He nodded. “And you’re subadubdub69?”

“Yeah,” she said, the screenname taking away some of the awkwardness. She tried to tack a Sir on at the end, but her tongue didn’t quite get there.

“I can’t believe I spent the last three months cybering with a girl who sat three seats behind me in senior pre-calc.”

“I… yeah… this is weird…”

He gave her a little smirk, one that made her forget all about tangents and back to the nights she’d stayed up late hurting herself for him.

“Well, let’s discuss it over dinner. Don’t order too heavy, though. I still plan to take you back with me when we’re finished.”

Chelsea nodded and picked up the menu. “I’d like that. Sir.”


Like I said, I spent a lot of time thinking about how Mark and Chelsea would’ve met. I don’t think I formally established it earlier in Hallmark, but I’ve given just enough details to make it annoying. Long story short, they’re kind of boxed in by the ages I put them at earlier in the story, which has them together in high school but broken up early in college. Not only does that put me in the kind of weird position of having to write BDSM smut about possible minors (and where are they going to get money for toys and outfits and parties!?) it also leaves me with a fairly short timespan to cram it all into. How is Chelsea supposed to be this super experienced sub when she’s only had one Dom, and probably only for a few months at that? 

In the end, I decided to push the whole thing up, have them meet in college and stay together for at least a couple years, and then let them fumble around and reunite in their early to mid-thirties. I imagine them around that age anyway, so it’s not a huge change. I think I like this scene, or a variant of it, as the way they first “meet” and if I ever do a “clean” version of the story, I’ll work it in. Thanks to everyone who followed along this month. If any of you are new from AtoZ, I hope you’ll stick around for the continuing adventures of Chelsea, Mark, Arnie, Hannah, and all the rest. I just realized all but one of the stories was a Mark-Meet-Cute, and I kind of regret not finding a way to make that last one work. Oh well. I’m not sure what’s coming next week. Part of me wants to get back to the main story, but both this one and Mark and Hannah ended on a fun little cliffhanger themselves that I could probably wrap up in a week or two. Drop a comment if you care, otherwise we’ll all find out next week!

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

Time for… Mark and Arnie! This one should be fun. Next week I have to figure out if I’m going to try to squeeze into the timeline I set up or retcon the crap out of Mark and Chelsea’s meet cute. Also, the game day went from Bill’s house to Jenny’s. Bill and Jenny are married or something. Just roll with it.
~Richard


Arnold hummed to himself as he pulled into Bill’s driveway. He grabbed his army case and cider from the passenger seat and hopped out of the car. He let himself in and followed the familiar path into the kitchen, something spicy wafting out towards him.

“How’s it going, guys?” he asked. “Oh, you must be Pete!”

He’d never seen the guy leaning over the counter before. He was stirring a crockpot full of something orange, and he turned to face Arnold.

“Yeah. Arnold, right?” he closed the pot and held out a hand. Arnold set his cider on the counter and shook it. 

“That’s me. Nice to meet you.”

Pete glanced at the beer and smiled. “Oh, cider. That’s fun. I was afraid I’d have to pick between six flavors of Pinesol.”

Arnold laughed. “Yeah, Bill and the guys like their IPAs. What’d you bring?”

“Salsa-queso chicken. Super easy, three ingredients, pretty tasty. Goes good with tortilla chips.

Arnold looked down at it. “My fiancée makes something similar. Hers is a little thicker though.”

“Yeah, it depends on how long you cook it for and stuff. Some people tell me it’s a soup, but it’s supposed to be more of a dip.”

“Well, I’ll have to have some in a little bit. Where are the other guys?”

“They’re out back taking a hit. You want to go out?”

“Nah, I’ll stick with the cider,” he put his army box case on the table and started unpacking. “What do you play?”

“I dabble. I brought Hellborne today.”

“Summon or sacrifice?”

“Summon. Sacrifice is boring in big games, you spend three quarters of the game waiting instead of only half like one vee one. What’ve you got?”

“Betrayed Paladins.”

“Nice! Do you roll an Ex?”

“Of course. Spent like a week on him.” He fished the model out and passed him over to the new guy, showing off the wyvern on his breastplate. 

Pete whistled. “Nice detail on the crest. I wish I could get texture like that.”

“Thanks. It helps that it’s freaking huge. Those tiny summons are a pain to do detail on.”

“They are, I had fun with this summoner though.” He passed over a model of a woman in a blood colored chainmail bikini with firey whips.

“Was this a succubus?”

“It was, but Ariel found a nicer one and printed me one so I decided to do a conversion.”

“Cool work turning the whips into fire.”

“Yeah, that was a pain. Worth it, though. Gotta keep those Geminis in line.”

“Ughhhh, are you going to make me kill them like fifty times?”

“Only if I want to lose. I should go for at least sixty or seventy in a game this size.


Let’s see if Jaden gets this up tonight or is too busy playing her mouse clock board game…

Jayden did get it up tonight, ha!

Jayden will be back tomorrow, and I’ll see you all next Sunday!

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

Richard back with our next meet cute. Today, I’m doing Chelsea and Arnold, mostly because I’m tired and it’s the most straightforward of the ones I have left. I looked back and don’t think I’ve done any details for them. Or a physical description for Arnold, I’m pretty sure. I did find out I apparently had Mark calling her birdie, which I completely dropped. This will be “fun” to edit someday. Maybe.


Chelsea glared through the window of the snack stand as a bunch of girls dressed as slutty-whatevers ran screaming from the haunted house. Someone knocked on the backdoor before letting himself in.

“Break time!” he said. ‘He’ being some dingus dressed in a zombie fast food worker outfit with a goofy smile on his lightly freckled face underneath a mop of lightly fake blood-stained blond hair.

“Ugh, do I have to?” Chelsea asked.

“Do you have to go on break? I think state law says we have to give you a break, but I don’t think you technically have to go anywhere if you don’t want to.”

“Good,” she said, plopping down on a stool near the back of the shack and grabbing a caramel apple. Old Man Shaffer had a fairly lax policy about free food on break.

“Is there a reason you want to sit in here? Working on getting that popcorn smell really soaked into your costume?”

Her costume was a biker jacket with some poorly applied special effects makeup.

“Half the people out there are on a date. The other half are trying to get one. Last time I went out on my break a Frankenstein tried to proposition me.”

“Frankenstein or the monster?”

“I know the monster isn’t called Frankenstein. If you’re going to be a pain in the ass, maybe I will go for a walk.”

He pouted a little. He was cute when he pouted. Chelsea scowled again.

“Sorry. Let me start over. Your name is Chelsea, right?”

She nodded.

“I’m Arnold. Are you in school? I’m up on the hill, majoring in psychology.”

“Yeah, but I’m out at Fredrysville. Comp sci.”

“Just working here over the long weekend?”

“Yeah. Wasn’t the plan, but what else am I going to do?”

“I don’t know. What was the plan?”

“Put on a much sexier outfit than this and bone my boyfriend for 36 consecutive hours.”

“Ah. Did he… run out early?”

“I don’t know where he went. I haven’t heard from him in a month. Went to his dorm and they wouldn’t let me in. Thought about hiding in the bushes, but decided I wasn’t quite that crazy…”

“Oooh. Yeah, that sucks. You should have some caramel corn with your apple, that’s at least a two snack sob story.”

She dumped a scoop into a paper bowl.

“You’re right. How about you? Shouldn’t you be at some sorostitute Halloween party?”

“Not really my scene. Might as well make a couple bucks, right?”

“That’s almost as depressing as my story. When’s your shift over?”

“Whenever we get everyone wrangled out, why?”

“You got a ride? Or are you one of those poor carless freshmen?”

“We usually all just pile in the back of someone’s car.”

“Great. I’ll meet you here when you get out.”

“Okay… Are we going somewhere?”

“I dunno, maybe a bar, maybe a diner. We can’t both spend Halloween weekend as walking sob stories.”


You know, Arnie has that costume fetish, I could probably have used that here…

Jayden will be back tomorrow, and I’ll see you all next Sunday!

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

Welcome A to Z peeps! I’m Richard, Jayden’s husband. This month, I’ll be joining in on our meet cute theme with first meetings for the characters in my ongoing story Hallmark. I post a chapter most Sundays so it fits in with this being the “off” day for A to Z nicely. You shouldn’t have to read the story for these to make sense, so feel free to hop in. 

Today’s snippet is for Mark (the “bad boy” of the traditional male-lead dichotomy) with Hannah (Chelsea, the female lead,’s best friend). Also, loosely based on a true story from when I was in college. Fun!


There are exactly three bars in Bellairsville, catering to three different clientele. The Rusty Knocker is a college meat market with the cheapest, shittiest drinks and the best chance of going home with someone. The decor changes every 10 feet since that’s how far every owner gets before they sell it and someone else starts over. The 49er is a sports bar. It looks like every other sports bar and is a home away from home for everyone too old for The Knocker and not hipster enough for the third bar. I think they still have a picture with me in the background hanging on one wall from when the high school football team went to states. I haven’t been back yet, so I’m not sure.

Instead, I was going to The Enigma, which had been a diner when I left town. Now, it was a hipster bar, and it redecorated even more often than The Knocker, but much more coherently. Their social media said it was line dance night, and I somehow decided that was what I wanted to do on a Friday night. It couldn’t go any worse than running into my ex mid-proposal at the haunted house like I had last weekend.

I headed in, wearing my finest jeans and flannel in an attempt to fit the theme, and sat on a stool. It was early, still pretty empty, they were setting up a dance floor at one end of the bar, and a mechanical bull in the other. The bartender, wearing a vest with a big yellow sheriff star, a ten-gallon hat, and boots with spurs that jingled as he walked, moseyed over.

“What’ll it be?” he asked in a drawl that would’ve made an Italian bounty hunter cringe.

“What does a cowboy who doesn’t want an overpriced theme drink have?” I asked.

“Got some moonshine from a distillery ten miles up the road. Smoother than you’d expect.” The accent was gone.

“Sure. I’ve been making nothing but questionable decisions lately. Let’s kick things off with some moonshine.”

He poured me a shot. I pounded it and grinned. I expected something with the texture of cactus needles and the taste of a flaming boot, but it was smooth and mild.

“You were right. That was good. Mix it with something so I can have a sipper?”

“How do you feel about apple pie?”

“Seasonally appropriate and as American as cowboys,” I passed him my credit card, “keep it open.”

He came back with a lightly fizzing collins glass.

“Club soda, ‘shine, apple cider.”

“Perfect.” I took the drink and did a slow loop. A small crowd had gathered on the dance floor, where a guy wearing boots that cost more than my car was getting ready to give a lesson. I wasn’t drunk enough for that, yet.

A small line was also forming for the mechanical bull, and I decided that was a better plan for mostly sober.

I walked through the stockade they’d set up around it and got in line behind a short curvy girl with an outfit that almost matched mine (shirt tied below her boobs, jeans cut off, and an obnoxious pink blinking cowboy hat). She looked kind of familiar. She glanced over her shoulder at me, smiled, and then her eyes snapped open. She grabbed her phone and started typing frantically.

“Everything okay?” I asked.

“Yeah! Sorry, you just look kind of familiar.”

“I went to high school here. You look kind of familiar too.”

“My name’s Hannah…” she said, voice trailing off in a way that made it sound like it was a fake name, but the wince looking more like she had forgotten to. “I just moved in a year or so ago for work. I’m a guide at the state park.”

“That’s exciting. I just moved back in a couple weeks ago. My mom wants to retire, so I’m helping her figure out what to do with her nursery.”

“Oh, the one on 5th? That place is so cute! They did a great native species project with us last year.”

I nodded. Mom had said something about that on the phone. We moved up to the front of the line and nodded towards the bull. She turned around as we watched the guy ahead of her climb on. He made it about five seconds before he flopped into the mini moon bounce underneath.

“I think you can beat that,” I said.

She blushed a little and giggled. “Buy me a drink if I do?”

“Sure. And if you don’t, you can top me off,” I said, waving my drink in her direction.

She stomped out as best she could, the floor bucking almost as much as the bull as she did. There’s a reason they don’t let you on bouncy castles past ten years old. She made it to the bull, its ass at about eye level, and tried to haul herself up. She glanced over at the operator, who shrugged and pointed to a sign. For liability reasons, we cannot help you on or off the bull.

I sighed, put my glass on one of the “corral” posts, and stomped through the bounce pit.

“Want a hand?” I said, holding one out.

She gave me another one of those blushing giggles, making my jeans bulge a little, and took it, levering herself up into the saddle.

“Good luck, little lady,” I said with a wink before stumbling out of the danger zone.


And that’s (sort of) the story of how I hooked up with a girl after I helped her onto the mechanical bull at freshman orientation in undergrad. There’s probably another good post or two here, so I might have to circle back to it at some point.

I originally wanted to do a similarish story for Mark and Chelsea, but it didn’t line up with the (probably already messed up) timeline I made for them. With a few tweaks, I think it works well for these two instead. Besides, I should probably save M&C for the end anyway.

Jayden will be back tomorrow, and I’ll see you all next Sunday!

Hallmark: Part 22

I should’ve just finished this apparently, since this week is quite short.
– Richard


Chelsea leaned against the cage, her own hands squeezing the bars just above 

Arnold’s. She closed her eyes and moaned as he worked his tongue up and down her pussy, periodically stopping to suck against her clit. After a few minutes, she let go of the bars, slipping her fingers under her bra to twist her nipples, drawing a low groan as her knees flexed involuntarily. “Is this what you want, boy? To be locked up and eating my clit? Would you like it even better if another man’s cum was dripping out of it?”

Arnold let out a groan that sounded affirmative, but she smothered him when the vibrations brushed her clit just right, and she pressed her hips in harder. “Fuck! Just like that, right there!”

Arnold moaned again and flicked his tongue even harder. She kept playing with her breast with one hand and snapped another picture of him down there with her phone. As she did, Hannah’s message popped up.

“Just do it already. You want it, he wants it, Arnie apparently wants it. And I don’t want to deal with your drama anymore.”

Chelsea started to roll her eyes, only for them to bounce back further when Arnold slipped his tongue in deeper.

“Fine! But you’re all pampering me for a month when he fucks me over again!”

She added all the pictures to a message for Mark and typed, “Arnie says, ‘Will you be our bull-entine?’”

Her finger hovered over the send button for a few seconds, heart pounding and breath quickening. As her orgasm rushed closer and closer, she finally hit it, then dropped her phone to the floor as she clung to the cage, barely keeping herself up as she came. She screamed as loud as she could, letting out all the tension of the last few months before slowly sliding down the floor next to Arnie.

“Nice job, baby,” she said, leaning in to kiss him, tasting her juices on his lips.

“Thank you, Miss,” he said.

They nuzzled together for a few minutes before her phone chimed from the floor. She craned her neck to read the notification.

1 new message

She recognized the number: Mark’s.


Enjoy your cliffhanger! I’ll be helping Jayden with her A-Z meet cutes next month. Chelsea, Arnold, Mark, Hannah, and everyone else will be appearing, but the timeline won’t actually be moving forward until sometime in May! Have fun!

Hallmark: Part 21

Apparently, this is the Valentine’s that stretches on forever.
– Jayden


Chelsea fumbled her phone and coughed, trying to keep her composure at his suggestions.

“Suggesting I send sexy pics to my ex-boyfriend is an… interesting choice of Valentine’s Day activities.”

She took some more pictures to keep herself busy, spreading her legs, snapping a shot of her bare, dripping pussy.

Arnold looked up at her. “I know you want to. You’ve been so horny I could barely keep up with you since you bumped into him on our engagement night.”

“That was some bad timing, wasn’t it…”

“I dunno. I can’t say I haven’t enjoyed it. I like doing the dress up and stuff. And I got hot watching you spanking Hannah. But you need someone to boss you around and slap you around too.”

“And that’s who you want me to go to? My ex-boyfriend slash asshole who abandoned me?”

“I think that’s who you want to do it. And I think he’s good at it. You can pretend all you want, but I can tell you still want him. And he seemed very safe when we played in the basement.”

Chelsea attached the photos to a message on her phone and set it down on the bench, dropping down in front of the bars to look at Arnold.

“What happened?” Arnold asked. “You’ve said a hundred times that he’s an asshole, he abandoned you, all that stuff. And I believe you. But that doesn’t seem like the guy he is now.”

“That’s exactly the thing. He gets in your head. He’s good at tricking people.”

“I think he got in your head a decade and a half ago, and you’ve built him up into this crazy evil mastermind. You never made it sound like he actually did anything to hurt you; he just ghosted you. Which is shitty, don’t get me wrong, but you guys were what, twenty?

“Yeah. I guess.”

“And you’re totally right to feel hurt, and he’s wrong for doing it. But you act like he stole your dog or something.”

“I don’t think you realize how into him I was. When he cut me off, it was like… I dunno, losing an arm or something. This huge part of me was just gone.”

“I think I kind of get it. I think that’s how I’d feel if you disappeared on me.”

“And so on Valentine’s you’re asking me to get back with the guy that did that?”

“You could send them to Bonnie if you want. I just thought you’d have more fun with him.”

“Oooh, Bonnie’s a good idea. She was around back then. She’ll know what to do.”

“She’s totally going to take my side. She’s been wanting you guys to ‘stop being dramatic and just bone’ for months.”

“When did you talk to her about that!?”

“We were all out for drinks one night. You went to pee. She was drunk and said something about how you used to have to ask him to go to the bathroom, and it was code for hooking up.”

“One of you is mixing up two different kinks. But fine, I’ll send them to her first.”

She deleted the picture of her pussy and quickly added a message: 

Guess who got himself locked in a cage and is trying to get me to cuck him with my demonic ex.

“Now we’ll see how long it takes her to answer,” Chelsea said, standing back up and pressing her thighs against the bars of the cage. “In the meantime, shut up and put that tongue of yours to better use, bitch!”

“Yes, Ma’am!” Arnold said, grabbing the bars with his hands and shoving his face halfway between them, sliding his tongue across her lower lips and drawing a moan from her upper ones.


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Hallmark: Part 20

We missed last week because even though Richard wrote it, Jayden forgot to post it. Whoops!
– Jayden


Chelsea walked to the bathroom and quickly undressed. She took a minute to look at herself in the mirror. She’d shaved earlier, and she quickly double checked everything. Nice and smooth, except for a small triangle patch over her clit. She’d been doing it that way since Mark told her he liked it. I should ask Arnie, she thought to herself, wondering how he liked it. She pulled on the top first, her tits seemingly ready to burst out with any movement. She looked in the mirror again, grinning and lightly rubbing her nipples where they stuck out of the fabric. Next came the skirt. If she stood just right, she could see the bottom of her pussy lips peeking out, and there was no way it could cover even half of her ass. She pulled the socks on next, looked down, and wriggled her toes in them. Should she put her shoes back on? Did Arnold like feet? They really needed to have more talks about this kind of thing. She rummaged around in the cabinet under the sink for a minute and found a pair of scissors to cut the ribbon in half. She twisted her hair into two pigtails and used half to tie each one. If she was going to be a cheerleader, she had to go all the way. She took another look to make sure the outfit was right and then walked back to the bedroom.

“Arnie?” she called. She looked around, not seeing him. She walked around in a slow circle, carefully not looking behind her. Her pussy dripped at the thought of him ambushing her. She jumped when she heard metal clattering on metal.

“Down here…” Arnold said.

She looked around, then spotted one hand waving out between the bars of the cage. The locked cage.

“What’d you do?” she asked, crouching next to it, bending at the knees, and spreading her barely skirted legs as wide as she could to give him a view while he was stuck.

“You told me to check the stuff out, so I crawled in here. And then I was trying to figure out how it worked, and then…”

She looked at the lock. It was set on a ten minute timer, about half of which was used up. She laughed.

“Good news, you’ll only be stuck for a couple more minutes.”

“I kinda like it…” he said, staring at her pussy.

“You put me in this slutty little outfit, but you’re the one who wants to get locked up?”

“You could be a mean sexy cheerleader. You liked being mean to Hannah.”

“Yeah? Is that how you want me to treat you?”

He nodded. “I think so. You’re better at it than me. And it was hot.”

She looked down at him in the cage for a minute, then reached over and set the timer up to 15 minutes.

“This is not how I thought tonight was going to go,” she said, grabbing a pair of handcuffs out of their toy bag.

“I’m sorry…” he said again.

“Oh, you’re gonna be sorry. Getting me all horned up to be your little slut, and then locking yourself in the cage? Do you know how many times I rubbed one out this week, imagining I’d be the one down there? Or that you’d string me up on that cross and beat me black and blue? How’re you going to make up for it?”

He looked down. She wriggled her toes again, watching him for a reaction. 

“I don’t know.”

She stuck her foot through the bars of the cage, putting it under his chin and making him tip his head back.

“That’s, ‘I don’t know, ma’am.’”

“Yes, ma’am!”

She smiled a little. “You’re lucky you’re cute. First order of business, get undressed in there. I reset the timer, but if you can’t follow all my orders before the cage unlocks, I’m never letting you back in.”

“Yes, ma’am!” he quickly started rolling around inside, tangling and untangling himself in his shirt as he tried to pull it off, making little grunting noises as he tried to reach for the buttons.

While he did, she sat on the padded bench top of the cage, grabbing her phone and snapping a couple pictures. After a few minutes she bent over, catching one with her legs at the edge of the frame and him wriggling half naked.

“Who do you think I should send these to?” she asked.

After a minute, he looked up at her. “How about Pete?”


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Hallmark: Part 19

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold turned the Jeep down the alley. “This is the place,” he said.

“Yep. Man, I haven’t seen this place since I was in undergrad.”

“You sure it’s going to be okay? You made it sound like you guys had a fight last time you were here.” 

“That was a long time ago. Besides, we’re paying, so we’re playing!”

Julie stepped out of the front door and walked over to them.

“How’re you doing, Chel? Been a while,” she said.

“It has. Pretty good. This is my fiancé, Arnold.”

Arnold pulled a bag out of the trunk, slung it over his shoulder, and held out his hand.

“Nice to meet you,” he said.

Julie shook and looked him over. “You too. You sure you want to spend all night here with this one?”

“I’ve spent every night somewhere with her for the last year or so, hasn’t killed me yet.”

Julie laughed and slapped him on the arm. “Oh, I like this one. He’s funny. I bet you get in a lot of trouble with that mouth.”

“Not too much…” he said, taking half a step back.

“How about you, Julie?” Chelsea asked as she stepped in. “How are you doing?”

“Well enough, I guess. Still getting a couple hundred a month out of this place.”

“Well, here’s ours,” said Chelsea, pulling a stack of twenties out of her pocket and handing them over. 

Julie counted them, then nodded. “Looks good. Here’s the key. You two head up and enjoy yourselves. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Thanks, Jules. You too!”

Julie walked back to her car on the street and drove off. 

“You ready?” Chelsea asked, slinging her own bag.

“Yeah. That was… awkward.”

“Well, you won’t have to talk to her again all weekend. Let’s just go up and have a good time.”

They walked up the stairs, and Chelsea flipped the light on. The stairs came up into a small eat-in kitchen. A basket of snack bags sat on the table, and there was bottled water in the fridge.

“This is nicer than last time, at least…” Chelsea said, walking down the hallway. On one side was a bathroom with a walk in shower, on the other was a bedroom. Inside was a king-sized four-poster bed with mirrors above and on the sides. At the opposite end was a padded cage, big enough for a person, a St. Andrew’s cross, and a horse, all with rings for restraints. A variety of candles sat on shelves against the walls.

“Why don’t you pick out a nice one to light, and then we can start unpacking, babe,” said Chelsea, sitting down on the end of the bed.

Arnold took the tops off a few and sniffed before lighting a sandalwood candle and sitting next to her.

“Did you have fun going shopping for my gift without me?”

“I did. I hope you like it.”

“I’m sure you did fine. Do you want to open mine first?” She opened her bag and pulled a wide, flat, wrapped gift box out of it. He ripped off the paper and opened it.

“Is this a skirt or a belt?” he asked, holding up the very short red pleated cheerleader skirt and top.

“I don’t know, is this a top of a bra?” Chelsea asked, handing him the top that went with it.

He kept digging through the box, pulling out a pair of white knee-high socks and a hair ribbon. “Nice choice!”

“There’s shoes that go with them too, but they’re just in the bottom of my bag. Happy Valentine’s!” she leaned in for a kiss, teasing her tongue lightly against his lips. “Should I get dressed or open mine first?”

“Open it. That way you can put it all on at once.” He pulled a much smaller box out of his bag and passed it to her.

She unwrapped and opened it, grinning wide, “Oooh, this’ll be fun! Maybe we should go out somewhere and try it…” She pulled out a pink C-shaped vibrator. “Did you put the app on your phone yet?”

“I did. Go put it on with your new outfit, and we’ll figure out how to try it out.”

Chelsea giggled, grabbed all the gifts, and ran off to the bathroom. “Be back soon. Check out the furniture and unpack some of the other toys!”

Arnold smiled and walked over to the cross, fiddling with one of the rings a little.


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Hallmark: Part 18

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


“What do you want to do for Valentine’s?” asked Arnold. They were sitting on the couch one Saturday afternoon, the events of New Year’s largely unmentioned in the intervening weeks. Arnold had gone over to “Pete’s” a few times and come back without any marks (Chelsea had checked). 

“I don’t know… Why don’t we just book a room (with two beds) somewhere, eat dinner and watch a movie in one of them, and fuck all night in the other,” said Chelsea, reaching down and giving his fingers a squeeze. He’d started asking her to tie his wrists, loosely, when they were in the apartment.

“Oooh, that does sound fun! Do you know anyplace fun to do it?”

“I used to…” Chelsea pulled her phone out of her pocket and stared at it, biting her lip.

New Year’s was fine. I could call him. Arnie hangs out with him like every other week…

She dialed from memory, her heart beating faster with each tap of her fingers.

“I’m surprised you didn’t delete my number,” said Mark. She heard his smirk over the phone, and her face flushed.

“I did,” she said.

“Oh, did you get it from Arnie?”

“I still knew it.” 

“Repeat that, please. You were mumbling.”

“I said I still knew it,” she said, glaring at the phone, making sure he heard it.

“Always nice to be remembered.”

“Speaking of phone numbers, have you talked to Julie since you got back into town?”

“Yeah. She saw I was back and sent me an invite to her munch, why?”

“Is she still running that B&B out of her mom’s old place?”

“She is! Daddy took me there! It’s so good!”

Chelsea held the phone away from her ear as Hannah screamed. “Do you have me on speaker?”

“Yeah. I’ve kind of got a handful of pigtails right now. And Hannah’s always on speaker regardless…”

“Gross. Can you text me her number after you cum?”

“Yeah. Want me to punish her if she takes too long?”

“No. I’m not in that big of a hurry.”

“Aww, you’re making her pout.”

“Will you vouch for me if she asks?”

“I don’t know, you took a rather cavalier attitude with safe words and whatnot in the basement…”

“What do you want, Mark?”

“Just to make you squirm a little.”

“So that’s a yes, then?”

“I guess. Sure you don’t want me to rough her up a bit? You seemed like you enjoyed it.”

“Goodbye, Mark!”

She hung up on the phone and slumped on the couch.

“Your friends are weird,” Arnold said.

“He’s more your friend than mine.”

He shrugged. “So what was all that about?”

“A friend of ours runs a little kinky B&B out of her mom’s old townhouse.”

“She’s your friend, but you don’t have her number?”

“I haven’t really talked to her since Mark and I broke up. Last time I saw her, it didn’t go so well.”

“And Mark is going to tell her that you’re cool?” He drew out the last word.

“Don’t turn into a brat. I’m going to tell him to lock Hannah in a crate or something when you’re over for game day. But yes. To get into places like that, you have to know somebody who will say you’re not shady or whatever. Julie might’ve let me in, for old times’ sake, if she needs the money. Or she might decide to be petty. Mark can smooth it out. Probably.”

“What makes a kinky B&B different from a regular one?”

“She’ll have some bondage furniture, maybe some toys. It’ll be good for you, we can check out some stuff that I don’t have, decide what we like.”

“Ooh, we should go to the store again. That was fun!”

“Look at you, turning into a regular freak,” she slid closer to him on the couch, rubbing her hand over the bulge starting in his shorts. “What do you want to get?”

“Mmmm,” he squirmed. “A new outfit for you… a cheerleader, maybe. And maybe we can get some nicer rope. This is kind of scratchy.”

She squeezed a little harder. “You’re pretty picky for someone who didn’t even know what any of this stuff was a couple months ago.”

He tried to give her a stern look. “Now who’s being a brat? If you want my cock you’ll make sure I enjoy myself, whore!”

She smiled a little, rubbing faster, “Sorry, Sir. Let me just get this out…” She started slipping a finger under his waistband. “Ow!”

He slapped her lightly on the back of the hand. “You think I’ll screw you dressed like that? If you pick out a sexy enough outfit, maybe you can have my dick later.”

It was her turn to pout. “I hate how much I like when you’re like this.”

He smiled down at her, “It makes me feel a little guilty sometimes, but as long as you like it.”


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Hallmark: Part 17

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold leaned back as Chelsea forced Hannah down on the couch. “It’s been a long time since I had another woman to play with.”

Hannah looked up with her, wide-eyed, stuttering a little.

“Ooh, you’ve got her spooked now, that’s good,” said Mark.

Chelsea glared up at him, then leaned back down on Hannah.

“Does she ever make that face at you?” Mark asked Arnold.

“I don’t think so,” he said.

“But you like it, don’t you?”

“It’s kind of hot…”

“Do you like watching her with another girl?”

“Yeah, that’s hot too…”

Chelsea stopped the trail of kisses she was leaving from Hannah’s cheek towards her throat. “Will you two shut up!” she hissed, while Hannah squirmed and whined.

“Shutting up,” said Arnold, moving the beer bottle to his lips.

Mark smirked back at her glare until she went back to what she was doing.

“Does he make you play with other girls often?” she whispered, before nibbling on Hannah’s earlobe.

“No, miss. You’re actually the first person I’ve been with since we started dating.”

“Oh, lucky me. I know how much of a slut you are, so he must be pretty special.”

“He is, Miss. But I’m still a slut, I just needed to find someone who could keep me in line and make me his slut.”

Hannah rolled her eyes.

“Well, don’t get too attached. You never know when he’ll get distracted and fuck off somewhere else.”

“Can we not rehash our breakup while you’re straddling my girlfriend?” asked Mark.

“If you didn’t want to deal with it, you shouldn’t have done it. Maybe I’ll just take it out on her instead.” Hannah pulled the zipper on the onesie down and reached in. “No bra. Fucking slut.”

“Do you really think I’d let her out of the house, in that, with one?”

“Whatever, just makes it easier to take out my frustration on her.” Chelsea pinched down on one of Hannah’s nipples, drawing a gasp from her.

“Can we do a consent check for this? I’m not going to say I didn’t expect something to happen, but still.”

“I’m good, are you good, sweetheart?”

Arnold nodded.

“Are you good, little kitty?” She let up the pressure lightly.

“Yes, Miss!” said Hannah, squirming.

“Are you good, asshole?”

“It’s a decent show.”

Chelsea twisted Hannah’s nipple hard, drawing a panting moan from her.

“I know we’re in the basement, but we should try to keep the volume level reasonably low.”

“Do you want to gag her for me?”

Mark glanced at his watch. “Honestly, we’ve only got about five minutes until midnight. If you want any chance of people buying that we’re not mid-orgy down here, we should probably straighten up and head upstairs.”

Chelsea leaned down, covering Hannah’s lips with hers and thrusting in her tongue as she gave one last hard pinch and pull. When she released, she quickly climbed off the other woman. “You’re lucky your ‘Daddy’ is here. Next time, I won’t be so nice.” She turned to Arnold. “And you. You better start warming up that tongue, because I will drown you in my juices if you take too long.”

“Okay, then,” Mark said. “Let’s just get these off…” he undid Arnold’s wrists, then Hannah’s. “Everybody good, nothing numb?”

“Nope, all good,” said Arnold, rolling his wrists a little.

“Daddy, I’m all wet and sore…” Hannah whined.

“You are. And Daddy is very hard. I promise you can take care of it later. But right now, you need to come upstairs and give me my New Year’s kiss.”

Hannah blushed a little and rezipped her outfit.

“You two are disgusting. You ready, babe?” Chelsea asked, reaching a hand down to Arnold.

“Are you going to choke me and pinch my nipples when we kiss?” he asked.

“Not unless you ask me to.”

“Maybe later, but not in public.”

“Such a gentleman. Come on, let’s go.”

She took his hand and led him back up the stairs, just in time to get their champagne before the countdown started.

As the ball dropped, Chelsea looked into his eyes, feeling a sinking feeling in her stomach to go with it. Tonight had gotten too far out of hand. As Times Square cheered she chugged her drink and kissed him hungrily, slipping her tongue into his mouth.

Forget about this year’s mistakes. That’s what Auld Lang Syne is about, right?


Hey, it only took until the first week in February to finish New Year’s! I guess I have to figure out Valentine’s now…

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Hallmark: Part 16

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


“Have fun. Arnold, just tell Chel if your fingers get tingly or anything. I’ll just be a minute. Lager, right?”

Arnold nodded and sat down on the arm of the couch, drumming his fingers on his knee.

“So… is this the part where you abuse your ex’s new girlfriend while I watch?” he asked.

“Why are you suddenly so okay with all of this?” asked Chelsea.

“I don’t know. Pete just has that calming energy, you know? He made sure I was safe, explained what he was doing, now he’s getting me a beer. I trust you, obviously, you’re my fiance, I trust him. It’s good to try new things.”

“He is super calming. Whenever I have a bad day at work, he just sets me over his knee, holds onto the back of my neck, and spanks me until I feel better,” said Hannah.

“Is that what he used to do to you, sweetie?” asked Arnold. “Sometimes, I feel like you have a bad day, and I want to help you feel better, and you just give me this, ‘I know what I want, but I don’t know how to tell you,’ kind of look.”

“Sweetheart,” Chelsea said, sitting down on the couch between him and Hannah and yanking her over her knee. “He’s gone now. He can’t hear you. What’d he do? What’d he say to make you go along with all this?”

“Nothing. We played a couple games before, but you’ve seen us the whole time we’ve been together tonight. Why can’t I want to learn more about your kink stuff? You were all about doing it with me last week.”

“With you. Not in front of you with two other people.”

Arnold shrugged. “Watching you throw another girl around and threaten her is kinda hot.”

“Are you going to spank me, or what? This isn’t really comfortable, your legs are too bony– OW!” Hannah shrieked when Chelsea slapped her ass.

“Oooh, I heard that one, are you guys having fun without me?” asked Mark as he came back down the stairs. He handed a bottle to Arnold, popped the top on a second, and then did the same to Arnold’s.

“Thanks!” Arnold said and took a long pull before turning back to the spanking.

“You doing okay, kitten? Mark asked as Chelsea swatted her again.

“Mmmmhmm. She’s not as good as you, Daddy. It’s still fun though. I like having an audience.”

“Of course I’m not as good as Daddy, how could anyone else ever be as good as Daddy?” said Chelsea, delivering a few more whacks.

“You said it, not me,” said Mark, taking a sip of his own beer.

Hannah started wriggling, trying to grind her crotch against Chelsea’s thigh.

“She’s a squirmer, look at that. That’s how you know you’re getting to her,” Mark said, sotto voce, to Arnold.

“Why,” slap, “are,” slap, “you,” slap, “all,” slap, “doing,” slap, “this?” slap. Asked Hannah.

“We’re just having a little fun,” said Mark. “Why’re you making it such a big deal?”

“Because I didn’t see or talk to you for almost a decade, and now the first party we’re both at, you have my fiancé tied up and I’m spanking yours like a bad lesbian porno!”

“That pretty much tracks with the kind of parties we used to go to.”

Chelsea looked down at Hannah for a second. “I’m just wasting my time, aren’t I?”

“I wouldn’t say that.”

“There’s a zero percent chance I’m going to spank her enough to make her feel bad before midnight.”

“That is true. Do you want a paddle?”

“No! I am not paddling your girlfriend in front of my fiancé!”

“Do you want to make out with her? I think he’d like that. He seems like more of a pleasure than pain kind of guy. Isn’t that right, Arnie?”

Arnold nodded, holding up his beer bottle for another sip.

Chelsea rolled Hannah off her lap and onto her back on the couch. She climbed over her, legs on either side of her body, her crotch pinning the smaller girl’s bound hands to her stomach. “Is that what you want? Have you been thinking about kissing me ever since I growled at you a little in the closet?”

Hannah nodded.

“You sure you’re good with this, babe?”

Arnold gave her a smile and the best thumbs up he could manage with the beer bottle and his hands tied.

“Fine,” said Chelsea. She grabbed Hannah’s collar ring with one hand, a fistful of her hair with the other, and yanked her into her kiss, forcing her tongue into the other woman’s mouth.

Hannah moaned, squirming harder under her, eyes fluttering closed.


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Hallmark: Part 15

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold looked between the two of them. “Should I be nervous?”

“Depends on what kind of rope Jenny has,” said Mark.

“Rope? What rope, why are you getting rope?” 

Mark walked out of the kitchen and Arnold turned back to Chelsea, “Why is he getting rope?”

“I may have insulted his knot-tying a little bit,” she said.

“How does that even come up?”

“I told him that he should keep Hannah tied up in the back of the flower shop, but that he wouldn’t because he sucked at tying people up.”

“That makes even less sense!”

Mark walked back in with Hannah on one arm, and a couple of ropes on the other. “She said we should use the basement,” he said, trying not to laugh.

“She’s as bad as you.”

“Why are we going to the basement?” asked Arnold.

“Because, for some reason, Jenny doesn’t want us doing competitive bondage in her living room. Also, because I left Chel tied up for like six hours down here, even though, ‘my knots suck’.”

Arnold looked back at her.

“Your knots did suck! I could’ve gotten out whenever I wanted!” she said.

“Then why didn’t you?”

“It was relaxing. I got everything angled just right to lean on comfortably.”

Hannah giggled. 

“Oh, we’ll see if you’re laughing in a couple minutes,” Chelsea said with a glare.

“Why are you threatening my sub?” asked Mark, as they moved down the creaking stairs. He hit the light switch by feel and walked over towards a well-worn couch in one corner of the unfinished basement.

“It’s only fair. I’ll tie her up, you tie up Arnie. That way no one can say anyone cheated.”

“What if I don’t want anyone else to tie me up?” asked Hannah.

“Why am I getting tied up at all?” asked Arnold.

“What you want doesn’t matter,” snapped Chelsea. “And you,” she turned back to Arnold. “Just go with it. Please? It’ll only take a minute.”

Mark smirked and slowly coiled the rope. “Is this how you were with her in the closet? She was looking a little flushed. Be a dear and let her do it, kitten,” he waved in Chelsea’s direction. She glared as Hannah bounced over.

He passed Chelsea one of the ropes and walked over to Mark. “You game? I promise it won’t hurt or anything. If not, I’m sure we can find someone else upstairs to borrow.”

Arnold glanced between Mark and Chelsea, whose eyes opened in a pleading look.

“I can keep my pants on, right?” he asked

“I’d prefer if you did. Keeps everything nice and professional.”

“Alright. Where do I stand?”

“Right there is fine. What’re we doing, double column?”

“If you want to be boring,” said Chelsea, running the rope through her fingers. It was a little thinner than she was used to working with, 440 paracord.

“I want to get this over with so I can get back to the party.”

“You could always just tap out…”

Mark held out a hand, palm up. “May I?” he asked. Arnold held out his wrists.

“No fair! You can’t start before me!”

“Are we racing? I thought I just had to tie a knot that’d hold for a whole shift,” he leaned in towards Arnold. “Just let me know if it gets too tight or anything. It shouldn’t actually be more than five minutes. One of them will get too excited first. Do you two have a safeword?”

“Sp-splenda…” Mark sputtered a little.

“I don’t know what you’re saying, but stop whispering with my fiancé!” barked Chelsea, yanking the rope around Hannah’s wrists.

“I can’t talk to him while I tie him up?”

“You don’t see me talking to your slut, do you?”

“You could. She’s got quite a mouth on her.”

Hannah grinned.

“Wipe that fucking smile off your face, bitch. Is this entertaining you?”

“Yes… er… no… err… sorry, Miss?” Hannah said.

“I can’t talk to your sub, but you can make mine all horny?”

“He’s not my sub!”

“Are you sure? He looks like he’s enjoying this.” Arnold flushed as Mark wrapped the rope around itself. “Has she ever tied you up before?” Mark whispered.

“No… she did some rope harness thing on herself the other day.”

“Oh yes, she loves those! Maybe she’ll do one for Hannah when we’re done. Would you like that kitten?”

“Oooh, please Daddy? Will you, Miss?” she asked.

Chelsea tied the last knot and grabbed the ring on Hannah’s collar. “I will make you regret ever reading Fifty Shades of Grey, you worthless little whore.”

“Ugh, of course she did. You never told me that, kitten,” said Mark, finishing his own knot and taking a step back. “How’s it feel? Fingers not numb or anything?” he asked, lightly rubbing his own over Arnold’s.

Arnold shook his head while Hannah squirmed. “I’m sorry, Sir. Are you going to punish me?”

“I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just let her do it.” He put an arm over Arnold’s shoulder. “What do you say, buddy? Should we watch your fiancé torment my girlfriend? I’ll go grab a couple beers upstairs.”

“Are you going to untie me?” asked Arnold.

“I don’t think so. You can drink like that, can’t you? I’ll undo the top.

Arnold shrugged, “OK. That sounds fine, I guess.”

“Stop flirting!” yelled Chelsea, shoving Hannah back onto the couch.


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Hallmark: Part 14

Sorry for the delay in the post, but hope you enjoy!
– Richard


Chelsea settled back into her spot next to Arnold.

“Everything go okay?” he asked.

“Yeah. He actually wasn’t that bad,” she said.

“Did you kiss?”

“No.”

“Not even a little one? On the cheek?”

“No. I didn’t really even think about it.”

“So what did you do?”

“We talked a little. He helped me calm down.”

“That’s good. So, no funny business?”

Chelsea blinked. Was spanking funny business? It wasn’t sexy spanking. Or not any more sexy than anything that involved Mark being within five feet of her. “No. He was fine. I… I dunno. It’s just a lot seeing him here, but he’s not doing anything wrong. I’m gonna go get a drink. Want anything?”

“Nah, I think we’re about done with this game anyway. I’ll stretch my legs after it’s done.”

Chelsea stepped into the kitchen and glanced over the bottles on the island. She reached for the Fireball, only to have someone else snatch it just before she could grab it.

“You sure you want to do that tonight?” Mark asked.

She crossed her arms. “What’s it to you? You’re not responsible for me anymore.”

He grabbed a cup and poured a little in. Not as much as she would’ve. Then a heavy pour of cranberry juice, stirred, and handed it to her.

“I’m 35, Mark. I know my limits.” She downed the whole thing in one gulp.

“I’m sure you do. Be a dear and pour me some of that Dewar’s.”

“Yes, Si– damnit!” She poured herself some more Fireball instead.

He quirked one eyebrow, the edge of his mouth following it despite his efforts to stop it.

“And I was so nice to you in the closet. Can’t even pour me a drink.”

“Not when you ask like that.”

“Like what?”

“With your ‘sub word’, bullshit.”

“Will you please pour me some of that Dewar’s?”

She rolled her eyes, but poured, passing him the cup.

“That’s a dear. Thank you.”

“Bastard.”

“Careful. If Hannah hears you, she’ll think we’re flirting. I don’t know that yours will notice.”

“Where is she, anyway?”

“Counting to one hundred before she can pee.”

“You work fast.”

He took a sip of the scotch and leaned on the counter. “She asked me to show her what I did that freaked you out so much. She was easy to read. A little light bondage, a little teasing, some overstim… She was eating out of a dog bowl by the next day.”

“Well, I’m glad you two are having fun.”

He shrugged. “Fun enough. Not exactly looking for anything too serious right now.”

“Why not? You were never one to take things slow.”

“Getting my mom’s shop ready for her to retire is a lot of work. And I’ve got to help her pack up the house to move too. And I don’t really know what I’m going to do with my own life after all this is over.”

Chelsea poured in a bit more juice and stirred her drink. “I’m surprised you’re not just taking over. You always seemed to have fun when you worked there.”

“Yes, but I can’t exactly keep Hannah tied up in the back room. She has a job and all. Besides, that was stupid, totally unsafe.”

“I could’ve gotten out. Your knots were shit.”

He quirked an eyebrow again. “Care to find out if I’ve gotten any better?”

Arnie wandered in. “Hey, babe. Hey, Pete.”

“Hey, sweetheart!” Chelsea said, flinging herself at him and wrapping her arms around him. “Can I get your help with something?”


I’m hoping this is the first time I gave Chelsea a definitive age. I didn’t see one when I skimmed before. This is why I usually like to do stories like these all at once (or at least one story arc at a time) instead of week to week. Let us know if I messed up!

Jayden and I should get a trigger phrase like them.

Hallmark: Part 13

You know what’s great about it not being the 12 days of Christmas anymore? I don’t have to figure out a way to try to implement a random number of spankings or something into the story.
– Richard


Chelsea looked between Arnold and Mark. “You two know each other?”

“Yeah. This is Pete. He’s the new guy in our group. I didn’t know Hannah was going to be here, though. Hey, Hannah!” he waved.

Chelsea grabbed her phone, took a step back to get all three of them in frame, snapped a picture, and sent it to Bonnie. “I TOLD YOU!” she typed.

“Chelsea, you good?” Mark asked. “Do you need a… does he…” he put a hand on the back of Hannah’s neck. 

“No!” Everyone was staring at her. “And why does he think your name is Pete?”

“It’s my middle name. I started going by it in college. That’s what most people call me now.”

She looked over at Arnold. “This is who you’ve been playing with?”

“Yeah,” said Arnold. “He seemed like a nice guy. I didn’t know…”

“No, don’t even say anything. It’s fine. This isn’t your fault. Everything is fine. ‘Pete’ didn’t engineer an entire slumber party just to torment me. Let’s just start a game.”

They headed into the other room with a couple other people and played a few rounds of Smash Brothers. People rotated in and out, and eventually it was just her and Arnold.

“Team battle?” Mark asked, leaning in the doorway with Hannah.

Chelsea glared at him a little. “Afraid to take me one on one?”

“No. Just don’t want to kick out your boyfriend–”

“Fiancé.”

“Ok. Well, I didn’t want to kick out your fiancé.”

“Fine. Come on over.” She slid her character marker from Samus to Kirby.

“Oh, is it that serious?” he asked, picking Pikachu.

“Who should I pick?” asked Arnold.

“Whoever you want, sweetie. Just stay out of the way.”

“Items?” asked Mark.

“Of course not.”

Hannah sat down next to Arnold and shook her head. They were both knocked out within the first forty seconds of the game.

“Told you we should’ve just done a one on one,” said Chelsea.

“You’re taking this very seriously,” said Mark, bouncing a thundershock her way.

She dodged it easily. “Yeah, that’s never really a problem for you, is it?” She connected with a kick, sending him flying off the stage.

“I take plenty of things seriously,” he said, dodging her chase and recovering.

“Until you get bored with them.”

“I did not get bored with you,” now he bounced her off.

“Then what happened?” she asked, juking his attack and knocking him down as she floated back over.

“We went to separate colleges six hours away and started dating other people. Did you need a signed note or something?” he tossed his controller on the floor as the game transitioned to her victory screen.

“Good game,” she said.

“Yeah, good game…”

Someone in the next room started yelling, and they both looked over.

“They’re starting Spin the Bottle,” said Arnold.

“Get in here, nerds!” someone yelled from the next room.

“You were playing–”

“Go five minutes ago!” Chelsea and Mark yelled at the same time.

She glared at him. He smirked a little.

The four of them found spots on opposite sides of the circle, Chelsea with Arnold and Mark with Hannah.

“Alright,” said Jenny. “Just in case any of you forgot how this works. Whoever spins has to go in the closet with whoever the bottle points at. Seven minutes is kind of long, so we’ll just do one.” she nodded towards the walk in on the other side of the room.

“I don’t remember having such a nice closet when we were teenagers,” said Mark.

“Well, we’ve all filled out some too,” said Jenny.

They all laughed she took the first spin. Spins ping ponged around the circle. After a few minutes, Arnold got up to stretch his legs, coming back with a drink for her. After they heard some energetic moans from the pantry, Jenny turned up the speakers as everyone glanced around.

The bottle hit Mark eventually, who gave it a spin and pointed it at Arnold. He blushed as they stepped inside. Once they were in for a few seconds, Mark banged on the wall, drawing laughs from the crowd.

A few spins later, Hannah hit Chelsea. The two of them stepped inside.

“Soooo,” Hannah said, “It’s been a while since we talked.”

“Yeah. Sorry about that. I’ve been really stressed with the wedding, and Mark showing up out of nowhere…”

Hannah’s smiled a little when she said his name.

Chelsea rolled her eyes, then fixed them on the collar around Hannah’s neck and grinned.

“So,” she said, leaning in close and hooking a finger under it. “Is this a break away, little kitten, or permanent? I heard you need a break away so you don’t actually choke,” she slid her finger across Hannah’s neck. “Although some people are into that.”

Hannah blushed. “We’re… trying things out…”

Chelsea leaned in tighter, giving her a light kiss on the cheek. “Just remember, he’s not the only one who knows things to try. Don’t let him get in your head.”

She let go and stepped out, Hannah following a few steps behind her. Chelsea gave the bottle hard spin, sending it bouncing, until it finally landed on Mark. 

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Hannah leaned over and whispered something in his ear. He smirked and looked across the circle at her.

“Come on, let’s get this over with.”

She followed him in and he shut the door, leaning in, his arm trapping her on one side.

“The usual?” he asked.

“The what?”

“The usual. To calm you down. You’re obviously having a rough night. We’ve got a minute. And I know the bass line to this song. No one has to know, and it doesn’t even have to be sexy.”

She stared at him.

“Tick tock. Wouldn’t want us to stay too long, would you?”

“Fine,” she said, finally. “Just to prove to you that I won’t go all stupid the second you touch me.”

Mark laughed a little, and nodded his head. She turned around, putting her hands on the wall of the closet. He stepped in close behind her, his hot breath making the back of her neck prickle. A second later, his left hand was there, squeezing gently, while the right lifted the bottom of her shirt out of the way.

“You picked a good outfit for this at least.”

“Just do it.”

He gave her neck another little squeeze and then brought his palm down on her ass in time with the beat.

She sucked in a breath.

Another hit a second later. She willed herself to relax.

The pause between hits was longer this time, but he got in a double hit.

“Is this helping?”

She was about to say no when he hit her again and the tingles started. Warmth flowed out from her ass, down her legs, up her spine.

She nodded a little.

He gave her a few more quick wacks on the guitar solo, then straightened her shirt and helped her back up.

“Better?” he asked.

“A little,” she admitted. Fucking asshole. She did feel more grounded.

They headed back out and took seats. The next time she sat just right, he saw the wet spot visible on her panties when he looked up her skirt.


And now back to our regularly scheduled programming… TMI Tuesday, weekly updates of this story, and hopefully one or two other fun things sprinkled throughout the week!

Hallmark: Part 12

Well, we made it to the end of our 12 Days of Christmas. We’re going to pump the brakes a little, but still shooting for 3 or 4 updates a week. For now, here’s the latest chapter in this absolute disaster of a story, “12 years since they last saw each other”
– Richard


The rest of December was too busy for Chelsea to get into any more scenes with Arnold. They had a few quickies, and she sent him a few pictures in the outfits she dug out from under the bed, but it was mostly work and getting ready for the holidays. Chelsea saw Mark a few more times, but even Bonnie was tired of hearing about it.

“What do you want me to say, Chel?” she asked. “He’s been in town for two months at this point, and other than bumping into you at the haunted house he hasn’t talked to you once!”

“What about Hannah?”

“What about her? They’re dating or hooking up or whatever. She seems to be enjoying it. As far as I know he’s not doing anything she doesn’t want. There’s only so many people in town, it’d be pretty hard for him to not hook up with someone you know. Do you expect him to be celibate?”

“I expect him to stay gone! He can’t just ghost me and then show up out of nowhere!”

“So tell him that! Ask him what happened! You’ve gotten drunk and cried about it every year for twelve years, and now you finally have a chance to yell that in his face, and you’re sitting here paying for my coffee and cruller and ranting like he was the mastermind behind 9/11 or something!”

“And then he’ll be walking me on a leash right next to Hannah.”

“He’s not walking Hannah on anything. And if he does, so what? He’s allowed to walk her if they want. Hell, you’d probably like it.”

“What about Arnold?”

“I don’t know. He’s… nice… But you never seemed to have that spark with him. We all figured you’d date him for a couple months and then go back to someone more like Mark.”

“Why didn’t you ever say that?”

“We did. Every time you cried about Mark. We’d say, ‘Go to a munch, Chelsea,’ or ‘Get on Fetlife, Chelsea,’ and then we cleaned you up, threw you in bed, and the next morning you acted like it never happened.”

“So you want me to what? Break up with Arnold and get back with Mark.”

“No. You clearly want to do that. Or a part of you does. Because you’re obsessed with him. I want you to go get paddled once or twice a month so you’ll be less high strung, and I don’t really care who does it. Probably not Mark. Maybe Arnold. I don’t know. I’m not you. And have you seen my dating life? I’m the last person you should be asking for advice.”

“He’s getting better.”

“What?”

“Mark. We’re working on it. He likes costumes, and roleplay, and he can take charge when he’s in the right mood.”

“Maybe there’s hope for him yet.”

They finished eating and hugged before heading out. Chelsea walked by the nursery on her way home. An older woman was arranging poinsettias in the window.

“Is that Chelsea Archer?” she said, waving when she spotted Chelsea.

Chelsea took a step forward. “I… yes… I’m sorry, do I know you?”

“I’m Mark’s mom, June. He brought you around a couple times when you were dating. Have you seen him lately? He’s back in town.”

“Oh, that was him?” Chelsea said, laughing nervously. “I saw a guy who looked just liked him, but I didn’t think he’d come back.”

“Me neither. Seemed like all he wanted to do was get out of here. But I think he’s settling down now that he’s gotten older. I’ll tell him you stopped by. Can I get you anything?”

Chelsea had what could generously be described as a black thumb. “Ummm, something that I won’t kill?”

June picked up a poinsettia. “Take one of these. They’re pretty hardy. But if it does die, no one expects you to keep it after Christmas anyway.” She carried it to the checkout and rang it up, “And ten percent friends and family discount. Mark’s brought home plenty of girls over the years, but I think you were always special to him.”

Chelsea flushed redder than the plant, mumbled a thank you, paid, and ran off with it.

It was still alive a few weeks later (thanks to Arnold) when they were getting dressed for a New Years Eve party.

“You sure this is slutty enough?” Chelsea asked, spinning around so the oversized t-shirt she was wearing lifted up to show the shorts that barely covered her ass.

“I’m sure. It’s not an orgy,” said Arnold, pulling on a nightcap to finish his Scrooge ensemble.

“Any party can be an orgy if you try hard enough.”

He gave her a playful swat on the ass and she wriggled her butt to ask for more.

“Be good! We’re going to be late!”

“I’m sure we’ll make it by midnight. Even I’m not horny enough to have sexy for six hours.”

Arnold rolled his eyes and they headed down to the car.

“Am I finally going to meet your mysterious crush? All I’ve heard for a month is Pete this and Pete that.”

“It’s not a crush. But yes, he should be there.”

“I’m sure that no matter how good he is as Magic I can whoop him at Rummikub.”

Arnold laughed, “I guess we’ll find out. Maybe you can go to tiddlywinks for a tie-breaker.”

The New Years Party was at Jenny’s house, the site of Arnold and his friends’ regular game days. The theme was a 90s teenage slumber party, and the back of the car was full of retro board games, along with Arnold’s N64. 

They milled around for a bit, grabbing drinks and catching up, when Chelsea heard the door open and a bell jingling.

Hannah stepped in, dressed in a cat kigurumi, with a small collar and bell on her neck.

“Pete!” Arnold yelled, as Mark came in behind her.


COME BACK TOMORROW BECAUSE I’VE BEEN WAITING TWO MONTHS FOR THIS SCENE BUT THIS POST IS GETTING TOO LONG!

Hallmark: Part 11

Hope everyone is doing well as we move towards New Year’s. Welcome to 5 points on a pentagram…
– Richard


Chelsea was lying in bed reading Chuck Tingle’s book (Pounded by the Pound in Post Brexit Britain) when she heard the door hours later.

“Did you have a good time, sweetie?” she called down the stairs.

“Oh yeah! Pete, that’s the new guy’s name, had this crazy list. He had a Summoner who kept reconstituting his Geminis every time they split, so they just kept multiplying. But I had enough reserve to put Vorpal on my Executioner so they couldn’t reconstitute, and Ariel kept a bubble up and just plowed for me.” Arnold yelled as he came up the stairs.

“Those are all words in the English language. How about we just forget I asked that question, and you can tell me what you think of this?” she whipped the covers off as he came in the door, revealing her body in nothing but a rope harness and collar. The rope traced the outline of her breasts, splitting and lifting them. It went over her shoulders on either side of her neck, framing the black leather collar with a leash attached to the heavy D-ring. “Want to take me for a walk, or find something to do with me here?”

“I don’t know,” he said. “I think you’re the expert.”

“You’re such a fast learner, though. Why don’t you strip down and see what I can teach you.”

He quickly tossed off his pants and shirt, climbing into the bed.

“Do you like this outfit as much as the last one?”

“I’m not sure yet. Who’re you supposed to be?”

Chelsea shrugged. “Whatever you want me to be,” she put the leash into his hand and leaned down, kissing up his cock and grinning as it twitched to hardness.

“Mmmm. I don’t really know how to…”

“Pull!” she said, tugging against the leash a little. He gave it a tug, yanking her head back against his crotch. “Mmmm, there you go. Don’t let me get away.”

She kissed the tip of his cock again, opening her lips slightly to swirl her tongue over the head.

“Oh fuck, that’s good.”

She giggled and bobbed down a little, bouncing on the first half or so of his length for about a minute, wriggling a little when he pulled gently, then moaning when he forced her down, her throat spasming.

“Sorry!” he said, when she came up for air, coughing lightly.

“Don’t be. I was very bad today.”

“What’d you do?”

“Well, after I found this rope, I decided to relearn how to do some ties. I watched some videos, and I got a little excited, and I may have rubbed out… I dunno seven or eight orgasms? Very naughty. And now I’m so sore, I don’t even know if you could fuck me if you wanted…”

“Is your mouth sore?”

“No. Why?”

“Then you can use that,” he said and pulled her back down.

She moaned happily as he used her face, sliding her tongue over the curve of his cock, letting him drag her down deeper and deeper, wriggling her own hips when his started to buck.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” he moaned, seconds before spraying into her mouth. She moaned louder and took him as deep as she could

“Good shit,” she said, once he let her up. “So, how’d you like the outfit?”

“It’s fine. I think I like it better when you’re an actual thing than just a girl in sexy rope.”


I really miss those two weeks I skipped. I would’ve loved to do another scene between this and the one before, and probably another one before our next update. Maybe I’ll get off my lazy butt and do them anyway. See you tomorrow for… I dunno, I’m hoping to bake. Maybe baking stuff.

Hallmark: Part 10

Welcome to our (pedantically correct) 12 days of Christmas, which is supposed to mark the days from Christmas to the Epiphany, not the 12 days leading up to Christmas (Advent is already a thing!))

For the next 12 days, we’ll be making sure to update the blog every day, and doing our best to tie them into some tacky puns, rhymes, etc.

On the first day of Christmas, we give to you… a story delayed story update!

Last week, Chelsea and Arnold started to talk through the aftermath of their first scene together. Let’s see how breakfast goes!
~Richard


Chelsea took his hand and stepped out of the car, giving it a squeeze. She didn’t say anything else on the way into the diner, smiling as the owner, Gus, waved to them over to their usual table.

“It’s not making me feel crappy,” she said, finally. “I just feel horny. It’s making that ‘protestant harlot’ or whoever feel humiliated, or degraded, or whatever. It’s not me, that’s why it’s called roleplaying.”

Arnold shrugged, “I guess, as long as you enjoy it.”

“Did you enjoy it?”

“Some of it. Some of it made me feel a little guilty. Some of it was just goofy.”

Chelsea laughed as the waitress came over and they ordered breakfast. “That’s how it is,” she said, reaching a hand across the table. “If we practice, more parts will be sexier, but goofy stuff happens sometimes. And if you feel guilty we can stop. And that’s why we snuggle, and have aftercare.”

Arnie took a sip of his coffee and glanced over the rim at her. “Aren’t we supposed to have safewords or something? I seem to recall you going on a very angry rant when they didn’t have one on CSI that one time.”

“Yeah, we should. I got a little caught up, and I didn’t think we were going to actually do anything particularly involved, so I didn’t think of it. What do you want our safeword to be?”

“Splenda?” Arnold said, looking around the table and picking up a packet of the faux-sugar.

“Sounds good to me. If we start playing more we might get more, but that should be good for now. Were there any parts you particularly liked?”

“The,” he glanced around and lowered his voice, “cockring was kind of fun.”

Chelsea nodded.

“And I liked the outfit. I don’t know how I feel about pretending to be a priest or whatever, but you looked hot.”

Chelsea smiled, “We don’t need to do roleplay to play dress up. I’ll have to see if I have any of my old stuff still. If not, maybe we can go for a little post Christmas shopping spree later.”

“That’d be fun. Any ideas for what else you could dress up as?”

“I bet there’s some sexy elf or Santa’s helper or something on clearance.”

“With some thigh high striped socks?”

“Oooh, there we go. Is that what you’re into? Should I rub you off with them?” she raised an eyebrow.

“I think I’m more look but don’t touch below the ankle.”

Chelsea laughed and their food came by. They didn’t talk too much while they worked through their eggs and pancakes. They finished eating, paid, and headed back home. Arnold stayed out to clean out the car while she went upstairs to clean up from last night and see what outfits she had. She grabbed her phone to snap a couple pictures, when a message popped up from Hannah.

Fuck. I can see now why you were obsessed with this guy.

Chelsea had almost forgotten about seeing one of her best friends with Mark, but she felt her cheeks heat up when she remembered them making out at the game yesterday.

Do not tell me you fucked him! she texted back. You just met him! He’s bad news!

I’m doing this for you, you know.

Bullshit! You’re doing this because you’re horny, and he’s got you dicknotized!

Oh my god, his dick! It curves just right. And he sure knows how to use it.

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT HIS DICK! I COULD DRAW HIS DICK FROM MEMORY!

Should I talk to you about all the nasty things he says while he uses it?

No, I’m sure I could recite all of them also, thank you very much.

Then I guess you also don’t want to know why he’s back in town? Which is the reason I seduced him in the first place.

Mmmhmm. Go ahead and tell me. Might as well get something out of you before he completely breaks you.

His mom is retiring, and he’s helping her settle her business and move out.

Chelsea tried to think back to what Mark’s mom did. He tended to keep her too distracted for much conversation the few times he brought her home to visit. She made a note to buy new batteries for the vibrating buttplug at the bottom of the bag. 

She’s a florist, right?

Nursery. I’ve actually had one of her plants on my window sill last summer. It’s looking pretty dead, but Mark thinks we might be able to save it.

Of course he does.

Aren’t you glad? Nothing to do with you. Just a nice guy helping out his mom. He’s not sure how long he’ll stick around. Good for you, bad for me. Maybe we’ll try long distance.

You will do no such thing! He’s a thousand times worse long distance. In person, he has to look you in the eye when he tells you to go wet yourself or whatever! Online he’s just barking orders all day long! And they’re ridiculous! And then he just stops.

You broke up like 10 years ago. He’s changed.

Don’t say I didn’t want you.

She tossed her phone on the bed, and then plopped down alongside it. It buzzed one more time, but she didn’t have the heart to look at it. 

Aww, you’re not the fun kind of upset, kitten. His voice echoed in her head.

“Nope! Not today! No creepy semi-hallucinogenic BDSM fantasies today! I am going to go see my boyfrie–fiancé, who is very sexy, and had a lovely first scene last night.”

She marched downstairs and caught Arnold as he was coming in, holding an old granola bar that must’ve gotten stuck in the seats.

“Want half?” he asked.

“Sure,” she said, holding a hand out.

“Everything okay?”

“Yeah.” she took a bite of the bar. “Hannah’s just being… stupid. Relationship stuff. Nothing you want to hear about.“

“You good? I can go late to the thing. Or you can come along.”

“No. I know you’ve been trying to get this going for months. You go and have fun murdering your friends dolls with your dolls.”

“They’re not dolls! We don’t make enough money to play the one that uses dolls!”

“Well, maybe someday. Go back to school, get a raise, I’ll win the lottery.”

Arnold leaned over and kissed her. “Well, call me if you need anything. I’ll be back late.”

“I’ll make sure the strippers are out by ten.”

“Don’t let them touch my cockring.”

Chelsea laughed and slapped him on the ass as he walked out the door.


That’s all for today, folks. See you later this week for (unless we need to fill a different day) 5 bottles a spinnin’!

Hallmark: Part 9

We’re late, but we made it! Chelsea and Arnold deal with the aftermath of their previous night and try to clean up. We’re gearing up for the holidays, and the close of Act 1 in a couple of weeks.
~Richard


Chelsea woke up the next morning with Arnold still wrapped around her. 

“Hey, you,” she said, as his eyes fluttered awake.

“Hey. How’re you doing?” he asked.

“Best night sleep I’ve gotten in years,” she nuzzled against his shoulder, then looked down. “Crap!”

“What’s wrong?”

She reached between his legs. He yelped when she squeezed his cock. Her hand slid around on the sheets. She grabbed the cockring and held it up. “I was worried you left this on all night, but here it is.”

Arnold laughed a little and held his hand out to take the ring and put it on the nightstand. “Want to go wash up and then grab breakfast?”

“Yeah, that sounds good. You’ve got that work thing today, right?”

“Mmmhmm. Game day at Bill’s. I heard he had a new guy, so we’ll have enough to do threesomes.”

“Without me?”

“I invited you.”

“I don’t play any game that requires more than one rulebook.”

“Fair enough.”

They got out of bed and stepped into the bathroom, Arnold waving her in first. She moaned softly as the hot water washed over her.

“That was something last night,” he said as he grabbed the loofah and squirted some body wash onto it.

“It was. Not too weird for you?”

“No,” he said, slowly starting to rub her back. “I wasn’t awkward?”

“Fuck no. You were hot as hell. Even though you called me a ‘protestant harlot’ or something,” she said with a giggle.

“It’s not my fault you said it wrong.”

“Well, you can beat it into me after your game tonight if you want,” she moaned softly as he worked his way down, nails dragging over the small of her back.

“Is that the kind of thing you used to do all the time?”

“Not that sort of thing specifically. But yeah, sometimes. Dress up, roleplay… Anything to get ordered around, honestly,” she flushed a little, not that you could tell under the hot water.

He worked quietly for a few minutes, kissing his way down her legs, then soaping them up, kneeling on the floor of the tub.

“What if I started bossing you around right now?” he asked.

“Usually the person getting bossed does the kneeling,” she said with a little smirk.

He stood up and handed her the loofah. “Then kneel down and clean my prick. You made it all messy last night.”

Chelsea blinked for a second. “Okay!” she said, dropping down and soaping it up. It started to harden and she grinned, stroking it faster. “Am I getting it nice and clean?”

“You are, but I think it’s going to make a mess again pretty soon.”

“That’s okay. You shouldn’t have wasted your time cleaning a nasty little slut like me. Just shoot it all over me and no one will even know the difference. I’m just a fucking cumrag. You shouldn’t waste this beautiful cum down the drain, just spray it all over me instead and mark your bitch. I’d rim your asshole but I’m pretty sure even it is cleaner than this worthless disgusting fuckslut could ever be.”

Arnold gasped as ropes of cum sprayed out of his cock, striping Chelsea’s face. She moaned softly, her tongue reaching for all it could before she used her free hand to scoop up the rest.

“Mmmm, perfect breakfast. Should we go get brunch now?”

He stared down at her. “Ummm yeah… that’d be fine… I’ll go get dressed.” He stepped out and toweled off, quickly dressing while she finished up and did the same.

Might’ve overdone it a little at the end there, she thought to herself.

They slipped down the the car and Arnold put his hand on her knee, rubbing it slowly.

“Everything okay, babe?” he asked.

Her stomach rumbled. “Nothing an omelet and some hashbrowns won’t fix,” she said.

“You were pretty down on yourself in there. That’s not really what you think, is it?”

Chelsea put her hand over his and gave it a squeeze. “Of course not, honey. It’s just dirty talk. People say all kinds of crazy shit in the moment. I had a friend that would’ve agreed to light herself on fire if you asked her with a vibrator on her clit. One time I fucked a guy who lost the ability to talk for about 20 minutes once he got it in. Which I guess is less likely to lead to you saying anything embarrassing, but probably weirder now that I think about it.”

“I don’t want to make you feel crappy when we have sex.”

“It’s not crappy, it’s… I dunno. It might more sense once we get some caffeine and something to eat.”

“Is that how your exes all treated you?”

“Some of them. Sometimes. Not all the time though. Even Mark was nice to me once a week or so,” she winced a little. She tried not to talk about him in front of Arnie.

“That fucking asshole.”

“Babe. You’re not him. It’s not like that. It’s hard to describe how it makes me feel, but it’s not bad. I promise.”

They pulled into the diner and Arnold gave her hand one more squeeze. “No one should make you feel that way,” he said. Then he got out and walked around to open her door.


Why write a real sex scene when I can write 100 words of sex and 800 words of awkward aftercare?


Come back on Tuesday for TMI Tuesday and Part 9 on Friday!