The Laughing Corpse – Part 1 Sexy Musings

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a kinky post!


Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…


The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 1-17)

In The Laughing Corpse (and I think in many of the Anita Blake books), kidnapping comes up. Certainly in this book, it’s not a sexy thing. It’s a scary thing. But even when it’s not supposed to be sexy, I have trouble thinking of kidnapping any other way. I was under ten years old when I first started fantasizing about getting kidnapped. Wild to think about looking back decades later. I didn’t understand what I was fantasizing about, exactly, but I definitely did. I would imagine being kidnapped and cared for by a mysterious stranger. What would I do for them? Anything.

And now, decades later…yeah, it’s a sexy thought. I don’t think I would like it in reality, of course, but it’s one that I love to think about.

What about you? What’s your earliest kinky fantasy? Do you have any fantasies that fascinate you but you wouldn’t want to do in real life?


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back next week for the conclusion of the novel!

TMI Tuesday: September 17th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: June 18, 2013

Posted on June 17, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions ask…

How do you like ____ ?

How-do-you-like-your-eggs-in-the-morning-hon

How do you like . . .

1. Your eggs cooked?

Jayden: Overeasy

Richard: Softboiled, lately. Usually overeasy.

2. Your sandwich cut? In half, down the middle of the square or on the diagonal?

Jayden: On the diagonal, with love.

Richard: Otherwise, Jayden will divorce me.

Jayden: Will not. 😛

3. Your coffee?

Jayden: No thank you.

Richard: Black

4. Your tea?

Jayden: With splenda.

Richard: Honey and lemon

5. Your ice-cream served–cup, cone or condom? Yup you read that right, a condom. Read more here

Jayden: Definitely not in a condom. I like a cone, usually.

Richard: Cone, unless it’s a complicated sundae.

6. Your hair–long or short? Up or down? Straight or curly? Permed or natural?

Jayden: In a perfect world, I’d like long, curly, down, and full, but my hair doesn’t work that way. It’s shoulder-length, straight, and I wear it half up, usually.

Richard: Short, combed. Being a boy is easy.

7. To have sex? In what position?

Jayden: I don’t care what position. I just love sex. But my favorite is with Richard on top, pinning me down.

Richard: It changes from partner to partner. With Jayden, facedown-ass up.

Bonus: How do you like your lovers?

Jayden: Sweet and caring, but with a sexy hard edge.

Richard: Loud and submissive.


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The Laughing Corpse – Part 1

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…


The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 1-17)

For whatever reason, this is the book I remember the most, so I know how it’s going to end (at least roughly, I don’t remember all the details). It’s very good so far. Very fast-paced. I like how it’s mostly not connected to the previous book, but there’s a thread there with Jean-Claude and the events of Guilty Pleasures. We get to know more about Anita and her history and understand a little bit more about what’s going on with Jean-Claude, but there’s still more to come!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Guilty Pleasures – Part 2 – Sexy Story

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a sexy story to accompany the end of Guilty Pleasures!

Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 24-end)

There isn’t anything particularly sexy or kinky in this book, but there is some interesting talk about feeding energy as a vampire between Jean-Claud and Anita. This got me thinking about energy in a relationship and how sometimes that energy can be very, very sexy. Enjoy!


“Honey, I’m home!” I call as I enter through the back door. I don’t hear anything, and I’m not sure where my husband is. We just bought this house that’s like three times the size of our apartment. It’s wild that he can be in a room in the house, and I just can’t find him, but it happens more often than I’d like, honestly. We joked about having walkie-talkies. I’m not opposed to the idea, as I yell for him again.

I’m putting my bag down and hanging up my coat, and suddenly, he’s in front of me.

“Hi, honey,” I say with a smile, but the smile fades from my face as I see the look on his.

He’s staring at me hard with desire, and his stare isn’t the only hard thing.

The energy in the room shifts, and we nearly crash into each other. We’ve been married for almost five years. Not that we don’t have a healthy sex life, but it’s not as active as it once was. But right now, I’m pretty sure he’s going to take me right here on the kitchen floor.

He kisses me hard, and my hands find their way to the button on his jeans. He winds his hands into my hair and pulls my head back by it. I love the sharp tug. He kisses down my jaw, down my neck, onto my collarbone, but that’s as far as the fabric will let him go without ripping. I tug the shirt up, my skin bare up to my bra. He stops kissing me long enough to get the shirt off over my head. He unclips my bra with one swift movement, and I let it drop to the floor. His kisses trail down to the waist of my pants. For a moment, I think he’s going to undo them with his teeth, but the energy is too strong for that. Instead, he nearly rips the button getting them open. As soon as I’ve pushed my panties and pants down over my calves and onto the floor, he parts my legs. Kneeling in front of me, his tongue flicks against my clit, and I think I’m going to fall over. I keep my hands on his shoulders, giving me balance.

“Down,” he says, and his voice is just as I always hear it in my head. Sexy. Deep.

I get down onto the cold kitchen tile, and he parts my legs, wasting no time shedding his own clothes. He presses his hot body against mine, kissing my lips, letting his tongue slip between mine. I can feel his hard cock pressed against my stomach. I wiggle my hips, trying to move so that he’ll slide between my legs, but he’s in control. I prefer it that way, but I am desperate to feel his cock inside me. 

It feels like he kisses me forever while I squirm under him, pinned between the cold tile and his hot body. I feel like I’m going to lose my mind when he finally shifts and lets cock slide into my dripping wet pussy. My eyes flutter closed, and I sigh heavily as he gives me what I have desperately wanted since I saw the look on his face when I got home. Gosh, I’m a lucky wife.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Next up is The Laughing Corpse! My review of Part 1 (Chapters 1-17) will be up on Sunday!

TMI Tuesday: September 10th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: June 11, 2013

Posted on June 10, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by virtualsin.wordpress.com

Summer Lovin’

Summer Lovin'

Summer Lovin’

1. Do you have more sex or less when on vacation?

Jayden: More, as long as it’s not too busy.

Richard:  I think less, since we’re often very busy.

2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?

Jayden: Sometimes! I definitely have planned some.

Richard: Our first vacation was “Cream-Pi Day”

3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?

Jayden: I tried in college a few times, but nothing ever came of it.

Richard: Kinda. When you’re long-distance sexcation is just efficient.

4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?

Jayden: I haven’t, and since I’m married, that probably wouldn’t work out so well now.

Richard: No. I tell Jayden we’re the only people not at the campground we sometimes go to to hook up, though.

5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?

Jayden: Most certainly! Cruise ship. The rest, not so much.

Richard: Same.

6. Have you had outdoor sex on camping, hiking, skiing, boating vacation?

Jayden: Camping, for sure. And I gave Richard a blow job on a hike once.

Richard: Yep.

Bonus:  Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.

Jayden: Yes, I’ve taken sex toys, but I haven’t been stopped. It does make me nervous to think of TSA finding them, though!

Richard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVJzwgqZ9U


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Guilty Pleasures – Part 2

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post (part 2)!


Description from Good Reads: Anita Blake is small, dark, and dangerous. Her turf is the city of St. Louis. Her job: re-animating the dead and killing the undead who take things too far. But when the city’s most powerful vampire asks her to solve a series of vicious slayings, Anita must confront her greatest fear—her undeniable attraction to master vampire Jean-Claude, one of the creatures she is sworn to destroy…


Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 24-end)

Guilty Pleasures is the kickoff to an amazing series. I can’t say enough good things about this book. As a kink blogger, there isn’t anything really sexual in this novel, but there is certainly enough to keep me engaged and entertained, nonetheless. I highly recommend this book! I think in the last decade or so, the trope of vampires and werewolves got muddied by Twilight, but this is so far off of that. Very real emotions, very adult content. Love it!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the second half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you have read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Guilty Pleasures – Part 1 – Sexy Story

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a sexy story!

Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 1-23)

There’s nothing kinky going on (yet). From what I recall in my previous read-throughs, there’s more sex the further into the series we get. So still light on the sex. There’s definitely a bit of sexual tension throughout the book so far, and there’s a strip scene!

I haven’t been to a strip club in a long time, but I can imagine that vampire strippers would be a fun thing.


It’s dark. So dark. I strain my eyes, but it doesn’t make them adjust to the darkness any faster. The pulse of music comes from that darkness, and the press of bodies behind me pushes me in faster than I’m comfortable moving in the dark, and I stumble. If it weren’t for the strong arm that grabs me, I know I would have ended up falling. Instead, I find myself in the arms of a man who doesn’t look particularly muscular, but he’s holding me with no effort.

“Are you okay?” he asks, his mouth so close to my ear I can feel his breath on my skin.

I nod, my voice lost.

He pulls me away from the pulsing crowd deeper into the club. “Are you meeting someone?”

I nod again.

“Do you see them?”

I look around but shake my head. I think I’m the first to arrive. There’s a pause, and I can feel my heart racing. I want to know what he’s thinking. Is he thinking that I would make a tasty snack? He must be a vampire, after all. He might not be super muscular, but he’s very sexy, and we’re in a vampire strip club. He’s wearing faux leather pants and a matching vest. I want to run my tongue along the cut of his abs. He’s sleek and svelte. I want to touch him. But a voice in the back of my mind reminds me that you don’t touch the strippers, though his hands are still holding me up.

“Let’s get you a table then,” he says, and he guides me toward a special table that says RESERVED in large black letters on a white card.

“I don’t think–”

“This is my table,” he says. “I can give it to anyone I want.”

I nod, “Thank you,” I say. The table is certainly large enough for my three friends and me. Where are they anyway?

“What can I get you to drink?” he asks, and then it dawns on me. He isn’t a stripper. He’s a server. And he’s going to be stopping by my table all night. I feel my cheeks redden, and I am so glad that I’m sitting down now because my knees are suddenly very weak.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back next week for Part 2 of Guilty Pleasures!

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

September 4 question – Since it’s back to school time, let’s talk English class. What’s a writing rule you learned in school that messed you up as a writer?

Jayden: I can’t think of anything off the top of my head. I know I had teachers who *insisted* that we write an outline for everything. That works for me for essays, but it doesn’t work when I’m writing fiction. I tried really hard for a while and found I just can’t do it. I do, however, outline after the fact, which might sound silly, but it helps me keep track of details.

Richard: Take yourself out of your writing as much as possible. If you like something, cut it. Find the parts of your story you dislike and spend as much time on them as possible.

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: September 3rd

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: June 4, 2013

Posted on June 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s main TMI Tuesday questions are brought to us by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

A woman doing yoga is in my refrigerator

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?
1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?

There’s probably some beer in there. Likely a bottle of wine.

2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?

There is some ice cream. There are cookies I baked a couple weeks ago.

3. Any really old bottles of condiments?

Nope. We got rid of them when we moved.

4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?

Yes! We have our emergency frozen pizza!

5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?

No, shouldn’t be. We keep a good handle on that for the most part.

6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably don’t?

Probably nothing special. Lots of ice packs because Jayden is often injured, haha.

Bonus:  In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?

Jayden: I feel like I must have used a cucumber or something, but I can’t remember anything specific.

Richard: I masturbated someone else with a wine bottle once.

Bonus, bonus:  We’re curious, how many phallic-shaped foods are in your refrigerator?

There is definitely a cucumber in there. Probably nothing else.


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Guilty Pleasures – Part 1

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Good Reads: Anita Blake is small, dark, and dangerous. Her turf is the city of St. Louis. Her job: re-animating the dead and killing the undead who take things too far. But when the city’s most powerful vampire asks her to solve a series of vicious slayings, Anita must confront her greatest fear—her undeniable attraction to master vampire Jean-Claude, one of the creatures she is sworn to destroy…


Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 1-23)

I wish that I could forget everything about Anita Blake and get introduced to her all over again. It’s so much fun to meet a new character. Alas, my poor memory is not that poor, so I do remember some basic details. For the sake of my readers who are new to Anita, I will do my best not to include any notes that come from later books.

Meeting Anita and learning about her in this book is so much fun. Guilty Pleasures is already compelling and action-packed. I want to finish reading the book so I can find out how Anita manages to scrape her way out of the jam she’s in after 23 chapters. One of the fun parts about the series (for me) is that it seems unlikely Anita will die any time soon (though I have seen a novel where a first-person narrator did die in the book!), but there are so many other people at risk. What I love about Anita so far is that she is very loyal to her friends. That comes up a lot in this first half of the book. No amount of money will convince her to do this job she doesn’t want to do, but when her friend is threatened, she will not back down until she makes sure that her friend is safe.


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

TMI Tuesday: August 27th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 28, 2013

Posted on May 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thanks to A Tale of Bi and Bi for this week’s humor focused TMI Tuesday questions.

Tickle my funny bone

funny bone

1. Have you ever laughed during sex? Tell us about it.

Jayden: I have. I wish I could remember a specific time, but I know it’s happened before.

Richard: Lots of times. No specific memories.

2. How important is a sense of humor to you?

Jayden: Very important. If we can’t laugh together, I can’t imagine being happy.

Richard: I am not a very funny person, despite what Jayden says.

3. Have you ever thought something was funny when your lover did not? Tell us what it was…

Jayden: I don’t remember. Sorry!

Richard: Yes, but again I don’t remember specifics.

4. Are pranks funny? Have you ever fallen victim to a prank? Tell us what happened.

Jayden: Sometimes they can be. Pranks need to be harmless, though. It shouldn’t be something that is physically or emotionally painful.

Richard: I think pranks are less funny and more fun in a competitive sense. Can I rearrange your whole room in the time it takes you to go to the bathroom? Can you hide your stuff well enough that I can’t move it while I get the popcorn?

5. What is your favorite kind of humor? (a complete list can be found at: http://www.dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/

Jayden: Blue. I like sexual humor.

Richard: Puns. I didn’t even read your list, the answer is puns.

Bonus: Tell us an embarrassing and/or funny moment you experienced with a lover.

Jayden: The first time Richard and I were alone and having sex, we went to have anal. He had to stop because I needed to clean out. It was super embarrassing, but he was very upfront about it and it wasn’t a big deal. I got cleaned up and we had great sex.

Richard: One time, a woman’s hymen stuck to my penis. I disposed of it without telling her until like a month later.


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TMI Tuesday: August 20th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 21, 2013

Posted on May 20, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is here again! Thank you to blogger sweetendirty.wordpress.com for this week’s fun questions.

Please take a moment to visit and comment on the blog’s of people who so kindly provide us with TMI Tuesday fun.

Who’s Counting?

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1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number or people you have been with?

Jayden: Not at all. I had a list once upon a time, but that was more than two decades ago.

Richard: I did at one point, but not anymore. I could probably make one if I needed to.

2. To get specific, How many people have you –

a. slept with
b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)
c. given oral to
d. received oral from

Jayden: I couldn’t even estimate.

Richard: I would say a,c, and d would all be within or two of each other and probably around 10. B would be a couple lower since a few of those were just hookups

3. What is the most amount of people you have been with at one time? (twosome, threesome, foursome, etc)

Jayden: 6, including me (and Richard)

Richard: Same (if we’re counting that). I feel like that was more “people in the same room having sex” than “all having sex together” though. I was going to say four.

4. Have you ever had multiple partners in the same day, just different times? (One person in the morning, another at lunch, and one at dinner, etc)

Jayden: I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of a specific time.

Richard: (Jayden is blocking out all the times she had terrible sex she had with her ex husband a couple hours after having good sex with me.) (Jayden: Oh yeah. Definitely. Whoops…)

Yes, but not much of a story. Sometimes you’re seeing multiple people and have sex with one in the afternoon and one in the evening. I don’t think I ever got above two in a day. Now I kind of want to do a wacky rom-com “OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY SCHEDULED SIX PEOPLE FOR SEX IN FOUR HOURS!” thing.

Bonus: Describe your best multiple person encounter, either something that actually happened or one that you would want to happen. Or both. 😉

Jayden: A fantasy I have looooong had was a gang bang. Me, tied up and used by many men (women are welcome, too, but I just love dick so much). I 100% would not be able to walk afterward. I saw it in a porn once and can’t get the image out of my head decades later.

Richard: I was dating a girl who was local for college, but whose family lived out of state. She had a cnc/gangbang fantasy, so when she came back from Christmas break one year, I told her to let herself into my apartment, but that I would be running “errands” (I think I was actually hiding in a closet, or maybe just around the block). When she got inside there were directions on the bed to leave the doors unlocked, clean herself up, strip, get out a couple toys, lay down, and put on a blindfold. I let her sit and stew for a couple minutes, and then texted another couple we played with a few times to come in. They came in and felt her up a little, slapped her a few times with a paddle, etc. When she realized there was at least one person who wasn’t me, she got soaked pretty quickly. We played with her for a minute or two more before I ordered her to roll over (as much to let her know I was there as to reposition her) and had the other couple spitroast her while I took some pictures. We fucked her for a couple minutes (it’s kind of awkward to get two dicks and a strapon in one person) before pairing off to finish.


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TMI Tuesday: August 13th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 14, 2013

Posted on May 13, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Navigating Sex

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1. Answer Yes or No:

Jayden/Richard
I Regret My First Kiss No/No
I Miss My First Love No/Yes
I Married My First Love No/No
I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me Yes/Yes

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

Jayden: Monogamish. We’re only seeing each other, but we accidentally had an orgy once…

Richard: I grope dudes sometimes.

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!

Jayden: c. I would be honest with Richard. In the end, I’m a sub, so if Richard wants it, he gets it. That said, he’s super respectful of me, and if I’m really not up for it, he’ll respect that. But I like getting used by him when I’m sleepy, so…

Richard: I guess b is closest. Sometimes I’m tired, but tell Jayden I could probably do it if she gets me wound up a little.

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

Jayden: He doesn’t, but I don’t do it.

Richard: I think Jayden would mind, but I also do not.

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

Jayden: c. I’ll try pretty much anything.

Richard: c.

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

Jayden: That’s a great question that I don’t have a great answer to. I’m not sure there are any super-memorable masturbation stories. Oh wait, I have one. When I was driving up to meet Richard ~6 hours away, I pulled off at a gas station late at night to get a snack and masturbated (at his direction) in the dark parking lot. Very, very hot.

Richard: I think my best would just be a time I came really hard. I can’t think of any specific ones, but I assume it was one time when I was playing with a partner long distance.


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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

August 7 question – Do you use AI in your writing and if so how? Do you use it for your posts? Incorporate it into your stories? Use it for research? Audio?

Jayden: Nope. I haven’t used it at all, and I don’t plan to. I wish that it were different. I have some friends who use AI art to make social media posts. But I have a lot of artist friends, and my understanding is that they used other people’s art to base the AI art off of without credit. I can’t get behind that. Given my lack of social media posting, I wonder if AI art would help me, but I just…can’t.

Richard: I’m going to assume this question is about generative AI, since AFAIK just about everyone uses at least a spellchecker. I don’t use generative AI in my writing since, for all the headlines it’s grabbing, it still sucks. Also, less fun. If I wanted to not write, I would just not write. I’m sure crafting the prompts carefully and stuff is fun for some people, but not what I’m into.

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TMI Tuesday: August 6th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 7, 2013

Posted on May 6, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday celebrates one of my favorite hobbies…masturbation.

Masturbation Month 2013

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1. My favorite place to masturbate is ________ ?

Jayden: The bathtub. I haven’t in a while, but it’s hot.

Richard: The bedroom, but that’s really more of a default than a favorite.

2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?

Jayden: I have. I did it at the planetarium under a coat once many, many years ago. I’m sure there have been other items, but that one comes to mind.

Richard: I have a vague memory of trying to do it in line at a themepark when I was young and dumb and horny. I think it lasted about 5 seconds before I realized that just because I didn’t have my dick out it wasn’t that sneaky.

3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?

Jayden: Not particularly. I like touching my partner when we’re together.

Richard: I find it kind of awkward, honestly.

4. When was the last time you masturbated?

Jayden: Uhh, I couldn’t tell you, honestly. Probably not since Richard was away for a week or so.

Richard: Sometime in the last week or so. Even though Jayden is very available and fun to fuck, it’s still nice to just take care of myself once in a while.

5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

Jayden: Yes, many times when I was too young to be doing it, for sure. And I’m sure I did some in college, too.

Richard: Sure.

6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?

Jayden: It’s a rare, but sometimes thing I like.

Richard: Not particularly. Again, seems kind of awkward.

Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?

Jayden: I have I’m sure, but I couldn’t actually find a file.

Richard: I don’t think I’ve ever recorded it, only done it live on a video call or whatever.


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Reading Fun!

Laurell K. Hamilton has long been one of my favorite authors. I couldn’t tell you when I started reading the Anita Blake series, but it’s probably been at least two decades. Every time a new book comes out, I want to read it, but then I realize that I have a terrible memory, and I don’t remember what happened in the previous 10, 15, 20 books. So I start back at the beginning. And don’t get me wrong, the books are super compelling. Once I start reading, I can’t put them down. At one point, I only allowed myself to read/listen to them while I was working out to entice myself to do more exercise. But inevitably, life happens, and I have to read a book for school or book club, or something catches my eye, and I get distracted. Often, I find that I can’t keep reading them because I get too absorbed and neglect things I need to be getting done.

I was explaining this problem to a friend of mine a few months back, and they said, “You need to keep a cheat sheet of what happened in the books so you don’t have to start over every time you get distracted.” (That is definitely not an accurate quote because I didn’t write it down at the time, and, as mentioned, my memory is poor, but I don’t think they’ll mind me sightly misquoting them.)

So then I realized that if I was going to re-read the whole series and take notes on the books so that I didn’t have to re-read again if I got distracted, why not share that with the world? And by the world, I mean my blog readers. Hey, Anita Blake is very much kinky. So here we go! In one month, I’m going to start posting multiple times per week. Consistently! My goal is to read about half a book per week, so about 175 pages/week or 25 pages per day. (Some of the longer books, I’ll break into smaller chunks.)

Each week, there will be two posts. The first will be a non-spoilery review and a link to the notes I took as I read the book for memory-purposes. I’ll be honest. The link to the notes will be mostly for me, so it’s going to be rough. Don’t expect anything polished here! The second post will be a related kinky story, info share, or similar that relates to the book.

I’m going to do this either way, but I’d love to have some company! If you want to get ahead, feel free to start reading now, or you can time yourself to my blogs to start September 1st! Happy reading!

And in the meantime, what are you reading?

TMI Tuesday: June 11th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: April 16, 2013

Posted on April 15, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex sex and more sex

1. Have you ever considered yourself completely sexually satisfied?
(Thank you Sex in Words for this question)

Jayden: Yes. Sometimes I even get sore and don’t want more.
Richard: Yeah. Sometimes I’m done and ready for snuggle naps.

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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

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June 5 question – In this constantly evolving industry, what kind of offering/service do you think the IWSG should consider offering to members?

Jayden: Is there a way to give me more time to devote to blogging? I’ve, as always, bitten off more than I can chew in terms of my time commitments, so I don’t get done with everything I’d like to. I don’t know what IWSG can do about it, but it’s my single biggest challenge…which might be the thing. If you scroll back through my blog, you’ll notice that we’re mostly consistent with IWSG, we’re great with the A to Z Blog Challenge, and the rest of the time, we’re totally inconsistent. More challenges/prompts?

TMI Tuesday: May 21st, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: April 9, 2013

Posted on April 8, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

I found inspiration for this week’s questions from my readings around the web. (Thank you Feedly for making reading my blogs and fave websites easy and fun again.)

If, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
Jayden: A, but can I have thicker hair instead? Or more hair? Or both. My hair is so thin, I look bald.
Richard: B. My skin is awful. It wouldn’t just make me prettier, it would legitimately make me more comfortable and remove simplify my life

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
Jayden: We did a lot of spring cleaning already, so probably not much.
Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he would throw out *everything*

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
Jayden: Something near the water.
Richard: Something underwater.

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?
Jayden: Nope
Richard: No

Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?
Jayden: Hot tamale
Richard: I’m going to say “The Shelf” just to spite Jayden who says my butt can’t hold things up.

Spankification: Types of Spanked Butts by Dioneo Daspanca, 2011


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Hallmark: May Day 2

Finishing up May Day with one Sunday left. I think I’d like to get back to the “main” story after spending the last two months meandering.
~Richard


Arnold panted and slowly pulled back from Hannah’s mouth as she pouted.

“Sorry, Mark said I can’t give you any cum. He has something special planned for you.”

Mark also pulled out, grinning and helping her back upright. “Have fun, you two love birds,” he said, taking Hannah’s hand and leading her out of the clearing and onto a trail.

Arnold walked over to Chelsea and pulled the ribbon over her mouth to the side.

“So, how much trouble am I in?” he asked.

She snarled and snapped at his fingers.

“Mark said something like this might happen. You really do go feral when you’re tied up and horny.”

Chelsea growled again. “If you ever tie me up and fuck another woman again, you’ll be throwing out your chastity cages because we’ll be exploring castration play.”

Mark took half a step back, “You don’t really mean that…”

“Don’t I? How much has your ‘bro’ told me about the stupid shit we did in college?”

“Not that much, but I really doubt you literally cut a guy’s dick off.”

Chelsea raised an eyebrow. “Pray you never have to find out.”

Arnold dropped down to one knee, “And what can I do to placate your wrath for this afternoon, my Queen?”

“Your worthless cock smells like whore, so I guess we’ll be using your mouth. Crawl over here.”

As Arnold followed her order, Chelsea started wriggling. First her right arm, then her left managed to pop free from the ties while leaving the ribbons intact.

“Could you have gotten out all along?” he asked from her feet.

“You think you three idiots can actually tie me down? Mark’s knots are as loose as his toy’s cunt, and I’m pretty sure he ties her shoes for her.”

Arnold giggled a little despite himself. “I think that’s part of their role play, not a necessity, Mistress.”

Chelsea managed to extricate one of her feet and planted it between his shoulder blades, pressing down to relieve some pressure and wriggle out her other foot.

“Less sassing, more lashing,” she ordered, wrapping her legs around his head and tugging his face to her cunt.

She moaned as he dug in, tongue dragging up and down her pussy lips in long, firm strokes, his hands up and squeezing her ass to get the perfect angle.

“Fuck,” she gasped. “This isn’t going to take long, I was real wound up from your little show.”

Arnold moaned and moved up a little to suck on her clit as she squeezed her thighs tighter around his head. 

He groaned again, trying to stay focused on his work as she nearly suffocated him.

“You can tap out any time,” she said. “But if you don’t finish, I’ll make you eat Mark’s load out of my ass. I know you hate that.”

Arnold whimpered and pressed his tongue inside her folds, working as hard as he could.

“Mmmmm, good boy. You take such good care of me. Almost… almost…. fuck… right there!”

He sucked hard on her clit, the pressure driving her over the edge and sending a flood of liquid into his mouth. She let her legs drop, and he fell back onto all fours, panting.

“Get me the rest of the way out of here,” she said after he looked back up. He quickly got her out of the rest of the ribbon, and she took his hand, hustling down a path and through the woods to the next clearing, where Hannay was bound to a pole. Satisfied she wouldn’t try to escape, Mark had only wrapped one ribbon around her, but she was ringed in with bodies instead. A dozen men circled around her, jerking their cocks as she stared at them, tongue lolling out.

“Give it to me, boys! I’m supposed to have a white dress if I’m the May Queen, but you can at least paint me white.”

Chelsea gave Arnold a little swat on the butt. “Get in there, otherwise you’re going to have such a case of blue balls even I’ll feel bad.

He ran into a place in the circle, stroking his cock for only a few seconds before popping off and spraying the first ropes across Hannah’s tits. Once he did, the others followed in short succession, cumshot after cumshot plastering her. Chelsea caught Mark’s eye when he glanced over his shoulder with a smirk, shaking her head as he walked right up to Hannah and delivered his load into her waiting mouth.


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