Moving!

Hey all, Richard checking in. Sorry for no updates for “Hallmark” this week or or week. Jayden and I are moving, and up to our eyeballs in boxes and packing tape. My hope is to have a longish update next week to close out The Valentine’s That Never Ends. The rest of April, I’ll do Meet Cutes for the various characters to go with the A to Z Theme. Thanks for your patience, and I’ll see you next week!

TMI Tuesday: March 19th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 19, 2013

Posted on March 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were created by an anonymous blogger and lurker. He has submitted four great sets of questions and this week’s theme– THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY– is no exception. Thank you Anonymous#1 🙂

1. What made the best sex partner you’ve ever had so good?

Jayden: He pays attention to my needs and my reactions. Mmm, so good.

Richard: Good noises!

2. What made the worst sex partner you’ve ever had so bad?

Jayden: He smelled bad.

Richard: Starfish!

3. Who was the most physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Jayden: If you go with society’s definitions of attractive, probably someone in college. Emotion makes attraction for me, so Richard is the most attractive. ❤

Richard: I dunno, I feel like I’d have to have sex with them all at the same time or something to judge.

4. How was it?

Jayden: The guy in college wasn’t great. I don’t remember if he ever even got me off.

Richard: Most of them were pretty good.

5. Who was the least physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Jayden: I think there was a guy I met in my brief swinger phase who was unattractive, mostly because he smelled.

Richard: Same as number 3.

6. Why did you do it?

Jayden: Great question! Weakness? Unwillingness to say no? I would just say no now.

Richard: I loved them or something?

7. How was it?

Jayden: Pretty terrible.

Richard: Probably ok.

Bonus: Describe a bad sexual experience you admit was your fault.

Jayden: I’m sure there were some really awkward ones in my previous marriage. We weren’t good at communicating, with each other or other people.

Richard: I had an ex who wasn’t super kinky. We had some bad anal, and I probably should’ve just stopped, but I was in “no safeword, no stop” mode. I feel kinda skeezy about it.


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TMI Tuesday: March 12th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 12, 2013

Posted on March 11, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday was submitted by Swinging Gemma of Erotic Adventures blog. Thank you.

FASHION POLICE

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1. What is the most revealing thing you have ever worn in public?

Jayden: I once wore legit lingerie to a club in Boston. Very sexy. 

Richard: How public? I’ve been naked in semi-public places a bunch of times. Other than that, I guess shorts? I’m a boy, so it’s pretty tame.

2. Have you ever unwittingly shown more than you intended in public due to a wardrobe malfunction?

Jayden: Yeah, in middle school. That one was NOT sexy, but I could see it being sexy as an adult.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. Are you more likely to arrive at an event over or under dressed?

Jayden: Over. Although I wear sneakers a lot, I wear dresses a lot, too.

Richard: Under. I don’t like to dress up. I think I look silly.

4. Tell us about a time when you have arrived at a venue and immediately wished you could leave because you were dressed completely inappropriately?

Jayden: I can’t think of a time, honestly. 

Richard: All the time.

5. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you love with a passion?

Jayden: I love when Richard wears soft shirts that I get to touch. Like flannels. Passionate love. shrug

Richard: Wasn’t I not allowed to wear flannels at one point? I like Jayden’s “rape heels.”

6. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you hate with a passion?

Jayden: Argyle knee-high socks with shorts. I dated a guy (briefly) who did that. Bleh.

Richard: I can’t think of anything.

Bonus: You and your friend are going to a special event and you know that he/she has spent a lot of time and possibly money on their outfit and are very excited about what they have created. They refuse to show you their outfit until you are both ready to leave for the event and you find that they look awful. What do you do?

Jayden: I don’t have a good fashion sense, so I’d probably keep my mouth shut and hope that I was in the wrong.

Richard: Knowing my friends, I’d assume it’s a bit and/or hipster thing.


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Hallmark: Part 21

Apparently, this is the Valentine’s that stretches on forever.
– Jayden


Chelsea fumbled her phone and coughed, trying to keep her composure at his suggestions.

“Suggesting I send sexy pics to my ex-boyfriend is an… interesting choice of Valentine’s Day activities.”

She took some more pictures to keep herself busy, spreading her legs, snapping a shot of her bare, dripping pussy.

Arnold looked up at her. “I know you want to. You’ve been so horny I could barely keep up with you since you bumped into him on our engagement night.”

“That was some bad timing, wasn’t it…”

“I dunno. I can’t say I haven’t enjoyed it. I like doing the dress up and stuff. And I got hot watching you spanking Hannah. But you need someone to boss you around and slap you around too.”

“And that’s who you want me to go to? My ex-boyfriend slash asshole who abandoned me?”

“I think that’s who you want to do it. And I think he’s good at it. You can pretend all you want, but I can tell you still want him. And he seemed very safe when we played in the basement.”

Chelsea attached the photos to a message on her phone and set it down on the bench, dropping down in front of the bars to look at Arnold.

“What happened?” Arnold asked. “You’ve said a hundred times that he’s an asshole, he abandoned you, all that stuff. And I believe you. But that doesn’t seem like the guy he is now.”

“That’s exactly the thing. He gets in your head. He’s good at tricking people.”

“I think he got in your head a decade and a half ago, and you’ve built him up into this crazy evil mastermind. You never made it sound like he actually did anything to hurt you; he just ghosted you. Which is shitty, don’t get me wrong, but you guys were what, twenty?

“Yeah. I guess.”

“And you’re totally right to feel hurt, and he’s wrong for doing it. But you act like he stole your dog or something.”

“I don’t think you realize how into him I was. When he cut me off, it was like… I dunno, losing an arm or something. This huge part of me was just gone.”

“I think I kind of get it. I think that’s how I’d feel if you disappeared on me.”

“And so on Valentine’s you’re asking me to get back with the guy that did that?”

“You could send them to Bonnie if you want. I just thought you’d have more fun with him.”

“Oooh, Bonnie’s a good idea. She was around back then. She’ll know what to do.”

“She’s totally going to take my side. She’s been wanting you guys to ‘stop being dramatic and just bone’ for months.”

“When did you talk to her about that!?”

“We were all out for drinks one night. You went to pee. She was drunk and said something about how you used to have to ask him to go to the bathroom, and it was code for hooking up.”

“One of you is mixing up two different kinks. But fine, I’ll send them to her first.”

She deleted the picture of her pussy and quickly added a message: 

Guess who got himself locked in a cage and is trying to get me to cuck him with my demonic ex.

“Now we’ll see how long it takes her to answer,” Chelsea said, standing back up and pressing her thighs against the bars of the cage. “In the meantime, shut up and put that tongue of yours to better use, bitch!”

“Yes, Ma’am!” Arnold said, grabbing the bars with his hands and shoving his face halfway between them, sliding his tongue across her lower lips and drawing a moan from her upper ones.


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A to Z Challenge: Theme Reveal

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Blogging from A to Z April Challenge
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I (Jayden) am excited to be hosting another year of A to Z here on my blog, and also helping out over on the main blog a-to-zchallenge.com. Be sure to check out the posts over there the whole month of April! I’ll be featured a few times, but make sure to check out my co-hosts’ posts as well!

As for this blog, I’ve decided to do another round of meet-cutes (and probably some sex scenes). It was so much fun to write snippets for each day that I decided to do it again with all new stories! Richard has really been carrying this blog for a while, so I promised I would take care of A to Z, but of course, he has some ideas of his own, too. If you haven’t been reading his story Hallmark, I highly recommend it. He’s looking to maybe do a few meet-cutes with the characters involved there, too!

So come on by every day in April (except Sundays) to read a quick meet-cute tied to each letter of the alphabet. I’m not doing voting this year, but maybe I’ll continue the stories that get the most likes and comments as I did in 2018, which led to my novel Y is for Yes! And if you’re salivating for more, check out my past A to Z posts here!

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Blogging from A to Z
April Challenge
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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

March 6th question: Have you “played” with AI to write those nasty synopses, or do you refuse to go that route? How do you feel about AI’s impact on creative writing?

Jayden: I haven’t used AI to write synopses, though it has a sort of appeal to it. I’m not good at writing synopses, but I also don’t have a reason to anyway right now. I don’t think I would use it anyway. I think it’s crappy in general that we have made AI do fun things instead of boring things to free us up to do more fun things. But there are a lot of things wrong with our society.

Richard: I like writing synopses. I channel my (weirdly specific, but effective) inner early 90s shareware video game ad copy voice. At this point (didn’t we have this question like 3 months ago?) AI still isn’t good enough at writing to do anything of much value. On the other hand, I’m seeing some people do cool stuff with AI voice services like Elvenlabs to voice their writing. It’s not great, but it’s good enough for stuff like video game mods.

And apparently, we missed February, even though we answered it in our shared doc. Whoops! I back dated it, and it’s here if you want to read it!

TMI Tuesday: March 5th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 5, 2013

Posted on March 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were produced by Heelsnstocking and Hedone.

Making Sacrifices and

Resisting Temptation

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1. What did you give up for lent?

Jayden: I don’t do lent, so nothing.

Richard: I gave up giving up stuff.

2. What sexually could you never give up?

Jayden: This is a tough question. The obvious answer would be orgasms, but I think I would miss vaginal intercourse more.

Richard: Domming

3. What act would you like to do for 40 days and 40 nights?

Jayden: Snuggles!

Richard: SNUGGLES!

4. What sexual sacrifice have you made? Why?

Jayden: I gave up good anal for many years for the sake of my first marriage. So glad I get great anal now!

Richard: Jayden can’t cum from penetration, which is a shame. I love her, though.

5. Have you ever been tied to a cross or anything else?

Jayden: Yes, and I love it!

Richard: I like getting tied to chairs and wriggling out.

6. What part of your body do you like worshiped?

Jayden: Tits

Richard: Balls are probably my favorite, but cock, ass, or feet are good too.

7. What can your partner do to you that makes you feel true bliss?

Jayden: Orgasms. Richard’s fingers are magical.

Richard: The way Jayden’s ass squeezes my cock.

Bonus: Tell us about a time you were tempted. Did you give in or resist?

Jayden: The first time I kissed Richard, I wasn’t supposed to. But there he was, inches away from me, his body pressed close to mine. I couldn’t resist him, and I still can’t, years later.

Richard: I WAS TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE!


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Hallmark: Part 20

We missed last week because even though Richard wrote it, Jayden forgot to post it. Whoops!
– Jayden


Chelsea walked to the bathroom and quickly undressed. She took a minute to look at herself in the mirror. She’d shaved earlier, and she quickly double checked everything. Nice and smooth, except for a small triangle patch over her clit. She’d been doing it that way since Mark told her he liked it. I should ask Arnie, she thought to herself, wondering how he liked it. She pulled on the top first, her tits seemingly ready to burst out with any movement. She looked in the mirror again, grinning and lightly rubbing her nipples where they stuck out of the fabric. Next came the skirt. If she stood just right, she could see the bottom of her pussy lips peeking out, and there was no way it could cover even half of her ass. She pulled the socks on next, looked down, and wriggled her toes in them. Should she put her shoes back on? Did Arnold like feet? They really needed to have more talks about this kind of thing. She rummaged around in the cabinet under the sink for a minute and found a pair of scissors to cut the ribbon in half. She twisted her hair into two pigtails and used half to tie each one. If she was going to be a cheerleader, she had to go all the way. She took another look to make sure the outfit was right and then walked back to the bedroom.

“Arnie?” she called. She looked around, not seeing him. She walked around in a slow circle, carefully not looking behind her. Her pussy dripped at the thought of him ambushing her. She jumped when she heard metal clattering on metal.

“Down here…” Arnold said.

She looked around, then spotted one hand waving out between the bars of the cage. The locked cage.

“What’d you do?” she asked, crouching next to it, bending at the knees, and spreading her barely skirted legs as wide as she could to give him a view while he was stuck.

“You told me to check the stuff out, so I crawled in here. And then I was trying to figure out how it worked, and then…”

She looked at the lock. It was set on a ten minute timer, about half of which was used up. She laughed.

“Good news, you’ll only be stuck for a couple more minutes.”

“I kinda like it…” he said, staring at her pussy.

“You put me in this slutty little outfit, but you’re the one who wants to get locked up?”

“You could be a mean sexy cheerleader. You liked being mean to Hannah.”

“Yeah? Is that how you want me to treat you?”

He nodded. “I think so. You’re better at it than me. And it was hot.”

She looked down at him in the cage for a minute, then reached over and set the timer up to 15 minutes.

“This is not how I thought tonight was going to go,” she said, grabbing a pair of handcuffs out of their toy bag.

“I’m sorry…” he said again.

“Oh, you’re gonna be sorry. Getting me all horned up to be your little slut, and then locking yourself in the cage? Do you know how many times I rubbed one out this week, imagining I’d be the one down there? Or that you’d string me up on that cross and beat me black and blue? How’re you going to make up for it?”

He looked down. She wriggled her toes again, watching him for a reaction. 

“I don’t know.”

She stuck her foot through the bars of the cage, putting it under his chin and making him tip his head back.

“That’s, ‘I don’t know, ma’am.’”

“Yes, ma’am!”

She smiled a little. “You’re lucky you’re cute. First order of business, get undressed in there. I reset the timer, but if you can’t follow all my orders before the cage unlocks, I’m never letting you back in.”

“Yes, ma’am!” he quickly started rolling around inside, tangling and untangling himself in his shirt as he tried to pull it off, making little grunting noises as he tried to reach for the buttons.

While he did, she sat on the padded bench top of the cage, grabbing her phone and snapping a couple pictures. After a few minutes she bent over, catching one with her legs at the edge of the frame and him wriggling half naked.

“Who do you think I should send these to?” she asked.

After a minute, he looked up at her. “How about Pete?”


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TMI Tuesday: February 27th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 26, 2013

Posted on February 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

BLOGLAND & YOU

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1. Do you write/manage another blog?

Jayden: Yes, but as part of a team. I work with the A to Z Blog Challenge (coming up soon!)

Richard: Yes. 

2. Pick 3 random blogs from your blogroll and tell us why they are on your blog roll.

Jayden: Molly’s Daily Kiss (fun and flirty), Coffee and Ink (more serious, but still fun), Anonymously Hal (short and sweet, makes me feel something)

3. Look around your blog, tell us about two pages or links you want us to visit, be sure to provide a link to them in your answer to this question.

Jayden: Welcome! Buy my books! Please? And A to Z 2017. This was when I did a run-through of my Choose Your Own adventure. It was awesome!

4. Do you have any unique interests that you have never shared before? What are they?

Jayden: I don’t think I have a lot of unique interests. Gaming (board games, RPGs), cross stitch, crochet, sex (duh), writing…

Richard: I read THE CLASSICS and blog about it.

5. What’s your current obsession?

Jayden: Cross stitch. I’m working on a custom piece for our new house.

Richard: Stormgate! It’s nice to finally get on the ground floor on an RTS.

Bonus: Has blogging helped or hurt your sex life?

Jayden: Helped, I think. It’s definitely opened my world up to more kinky things!

Richard: Probably helped. I’m sure there’s some kink we talked about because it came up on here.


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TMI Tuesday: February 20th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013 (oh hey, the year changed; whoops!), even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 19, 2013

Posted on February 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday time again.

Fill-In-D-Blanks

Fill in the blanks.

1. I’m the type of person that likes to be _____ in bed.

Jayden: touched

Richard: SNUGGLED!

2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would _____ .

Jayden: have a great time

Richard: learn about chaos theory.

3. The worst part about _____ when I am naked is _____ .

Jayden: sleeping, having to put clothes on in the morning

Richard: everything, when I stop being naked.

4. I regret my first _____ .

Jayden: time having sex. I was too young. (Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe in regrets, but if I did… I got suuuuper lucky that I didn’t get pregnant or any STDs. Dumb kid..)

Richard: college choice? It was awful. This phrasing makes it hard to think. I regret a lot of things.

5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was _____ .

Jayden: golden showers

Richard: taking pictures of my feet. It wasn’t super sexy, but it was fun to come up with different ways to pose and stuff.

6. Recently, I _____ someone.

Jayden: kissed (Richard)

Richard: SNUGGLED!

Bonus: You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

Jayden: Have a grand time, I imagine.

Richard: I guess I’m in charge of the snack table.


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Hallmark: Part 19

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold turned the Jeep down the alley. “This is the place,” he said.

“Yep. Man, I haven’t seen this place since I was in undergrad.”

“You sure it’s going to be okay? You made it sound like you guys had a fight last time you were here.” 

“That was a long time ago. Besides, we’re paying, so we’re playing!”

Julie stepped out of the front door and walked over to them.

“How’re you doing, Chel? Been a while,” she said.

“It has. Pretty good. This is my fiancé, Arnold.”

Arnold pulled a bag out of the trunk, slung it over his shoulder, and held out his hand.

“Nice to meet you,” he said.

Julie shook and looked him over. “You too. You sure you want to spend all night here with this one?”

“I’ve spent every night somewhere with her for the last year or so, hasn’t killed me yet.”

Julie laughed and slapped him on the arm. “Oh, I like this one. He’s funny. I bet you get in a lot of trouble with that mouth.”

“Not too much…” he said, taking half a step back.

“How about you, Julie?” Chelsea asked as she stepped in. “How are you doing?”

“Well enough, I guess. Still getting a couple hundred a month out of this place.”

“Well, here’s ours,” said Chelsea, pulling a stack of twenties out of her pocket and handing them over. 

Julie counted them, then nodded. “Looks good. Here’s the key. You two head up and enjoy yourselves. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Thanks, Jules. You too!”

Julie walked back to her car on the street and drove off. 

“You ready?” Chelsea asked, slinging her own bag.

“Yeah. That was… awkward.”

“Well, you won’t have to talk to her again all weekend. Let’s just go up and have a good time.”

They walked up the stairs, and Chelsea flipped the light on. The stairs came up into a small eat-in kitchen. A basket of snack bags sat on the table, and there was bottled water in the fridge.

“This is nicer than last time, at least…” Chelsea said, walking down the hallway. On one side was a bathroom with a walk in shower, on the other was a bedroom. Inside was a king-sized four-poster bed with mirrors above and on the sides. At the opposite end was a padded cage, big enough for a person, a St. Andrew’s cross, and a horse, all with rings for restraints. A variety of candles sat on shelves against the walls.

“Why don’t you pick out a nice one to light, and then we can start unpacking, babe,” said Chelsea, sitting down on the end of the bed.

Arnold took the tops off a few and sniffed before lighting a sandalwood candle and sitting next to her.

“Did you have fun going shopping for my gift without me?”

“I did. I hope you like it.”

“I’m sure you did fine. Do you want to open mine first?” She opened her bag and pulled a wide, flat, wrapped gift box out of it. He ripped off the paper and opened it.

“Is this a skirt or a belt?” he asked, holding up the very short red pleated cheerleader skirt and top.

“I don’t know, is this a top of a bra?” Chelsea asked, handing him the top that went with it.

He kept digging through the box, pulling out a pair of white knee-high socks and a hair ribbon. “Nice choice!”

“There’s shoes that go with them too, but they’re just in the bottom of my bag. Happy Valentine’s!” she leaned in for a kiss, teasing her tongue lightly against his lips. “Should I get dressed or open mine first?”

“Open it. That way you can put it all on at once.” He pulled a much smaller box out of his bag and passed it to her.

She unwrapped and opened it, grinning wide, “Oooh, this’ll be fun! Maybe we should go out somewhere and try it…” She pulled out a pink C-shaped vibrator. “Did you put the app on your phone yet?”

“I did. Go put it on with your new outfit, and we’ll figure out how to try it out.”

Chelsea giggled, grabbed all the gifts, and ran off to the bathroom. “Be back soon. Check out the furniture and unpack some of the other toys!”

Arnold smiled and walked over to the cross, fiddling with one of the rings a little.


Ready for more Valentine’s Day fun? Come back next weekend!

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TMI Tuesday: February 6th & 13th

We got a bit behind, but we’re catching up tonight!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013 (oh hey, the year changed; whoops!), even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 5, 2013

Posted on February 4, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

SinnerMan strikes again! This week’s questions are brought to you by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

The Erotic Home

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1. When you bought your bed frame, did you evaluate it in terms of ropes, handcuffs, etc?

Jayden: No, but we use the straps that go under the mattress, so they’re good on pretty much any bed.

Richard: We have a fancy tilty bed and a giant mattress, it was a lost cause.

2. Aside from beds, was sex ever a major consideration in choosing a piece of furniture?

Jayden: Not that I recall.

Richard: Nope.

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Hallmark: Part 18

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


“What do you want to do for Valentine’s?” asked Arnold. They were sitting on the couch one Saturday afternoon, the events of New Year’s largely unmentioned in the intervening weeks. Arnold had gone over to “Pete’s” a few times and come back without any marks (Chelsea had checked). 

“I don’t know… Why don’t we just book a room (with two beds) somewhere, eat dinner and watch a movie in one of them, and fuck all night in the other,” said Chelsea, reaching down and giving his fingers a squeeze. He’d started asking her to tie his wrists, loosely, when they were in the apartment.

“Oooh, that does sound fun! Do you know anyplace fun to do it?”

“I used to…” Chelsea pulled her phone out of her pocket and stared at it, biting her lip.

New Year’s was fine. I could call him. Arnie hangs out with him like every other week…

She dialed from memory, her heart beating faster with each tap of her fingers.

“I’m surprised you didn’t delete my number,” said Mark. She heard his smirk over the phone, and her face flushed.

“I did,” she said.

“Oh, did you get it from Arnie?”

“I still knew it.” 

“Repeat that, please. You were mumbling.”

“I said I still knew it,” she said, glaring at the phone, making sure he heard it.

“Always nice to be remembered.”

“Speaking of phone numbers, have you talked to Julie since you got back into town?”

“Yeah. She saw I was back and sent me an invite to her munch, why?”

“Is she still running that B&B out of her mom’s old place?”

“She is! Daddy took me there! It’s so good!”

Chelsea held the phone away from her ear as Hannah screamed. “Do you have me on speaker?”

“Yeah. I’ve kind of got a handful of pigtails right now. And Hannah’s always on speaker regardless…”

“Gross. Can you text me her number after you cum?”

“Yeah. Want me to punish her if she takes too long?”

“No. I’m not in that big of a hurry.”

“Aww, you’re making her pout.”

“Will you vouch for me if she asks?”

“I don’t know, you took a rather cavalier attitude with safe words and whatnot in the basement…”

“What do you want, Mark?”

“Just to make you squirm a little.”

“So that’s a yes, then?”

“I guess. Sure you don’t want me to rough her up a bit? You seemed like you enjoyed it.”

“Goodbye, Mark!”

She hung up on the phone and slumped on the couch.

“Your friends are weird,” Arnold said.

“He’s more your friend than mine.”

He shrugged. “So what was all that about?”

“A friend of ours runs a little kinky B&B out of her mom’s old townhouse.”

“She’s your friend, but you don’t have her number?”

“I haven’t really talked to her since Mark and I broke up. Last time I saw her, it didn’t go so well.”

“And Mark is going to tell her that you’re cool?” He drew out the last word.

“Don’t turn into a brat. I’m going to tell him to lock Hannah in a crate or something when you’re over for game day. But yes. To get into places like that, you have to know somebody who will say you’re not shady or whatever. Julie might’ve let me in, for old times’ sake, if she needs the money. Or she might decide to be petty. Mark can smooth it out. Probably.”

“What makes a kinky B&B different from a regular one?”

“She’ll have some bondage furniture, maybe some toys. It’ll be good for you, we can check out some stuff that I don’t have, decide what we like.”

“Ooh, we should go to the store again. That was fun!”

“Look at you, turning into a regular freak,” she slid closer to him on the couch, rubbing her hand over the bulge starting in his shorts. “What do you want to get?”

“Mmmm,” he squirmed. “A new outfit for you… a cheerleader, maybe. And maybe we can get some nicer rope. This is kind of scratchy.”

She squeezed a little harder. “You’re pretty picky for someone who didn’t even know what any of this stuff was a couple months ago.”

He tried to give her a stern look. “Now who’s being a brat? If you want my cock you’ll make sure I enjoy myself, whore!”

She smiled a little, rubbing faster, “Sorry, Sir. Let me just get this out…” She started slipping a finger under his waistband. “Ow!”

He slapped her lightly on the back of the hand. “You think I’ll screw you dressed like that? If you pick out a sexy enough outfit, maybe you can have my dick later.”

It was her turn to pout. “I hate how much I like when you’re like this.”

He smiled down at her, “It makes me feel a little guilty sometimes, but as long as you like it.”


Finally to Valentine’s Day!

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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

February 7 question: What turns you off when visiting an author’s website/blog? Lack of information? A drone of negativity? Little mention of author’s books? Constant mention of books?

Jayden: I am definitely interested in hearing all of your answers to this! I think what I don’t like is when they are too long. I don’t have a lot of time to read blogs, so if I get a long-winded post that doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, I quickly lose interest. When there are headings for sections, that’s great because I can direct my attention. That being said, as an often long-form fiction blog, I do read other similar blogs and I like when there’s a continuous story I can get invested in! But it has to keep moving.

Richard: Not being updated in a long time is probably the biggest thing. If you haven’t cared enough to update your website in 3 years, why should I care enough to read it? Second is too much non-writing related stuff. You’re welcome to talk about that TV show you like, your job, vacation, or even current events, politics, etc. sometimes. But if your blog looks more like a LinkedIn, mommy blog, travel blog, etc. than a writing one, I’m probably not as interested (unless you’re really good at writing about those things, but you should probably spin it off into its own thing then). Number three is excessive/scammy self promotion. Obviously self-promotion is a big part of why you have the blog, but if every post is, “Three ways to X your writing…” and ends with a, “Buy my book to find out 20 more ways to X!” then I’d just as soon go watch an infomercial or something.

Hallmark: Part 17

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold leaned back as Chelsea forced Hannah down on the couch. “It’s been a long time since I had another woman to play with.”

Hannah looked up with her, wide-eyed, stuttering a little.

“Ooh, you’ve got her spooked now, that’s good,” said Mark.

Chelsea glared up at him, then leaned back down on Hannah.

“Does she ever make that face at you?” Mark asked Arnold.

“I don’t think so,” he said.

“But you like it, don’t you?”

“It’s kind of hot…”

“Do you like watching her with another girl?”

“Yeah, that’s hot too…”

Chelsea stopped the trail of kisses she was leaving from Hannah’s cheek towards her throat. “Will you two shut up!” she hissed, while Hannah squirmed and whined.

“Shutting up,” said Arnold, moving the beer bottle to his lips.

Mark smirked back at her glare until she went back to what she was doing.

“Does he make you play with other girls often?” she whispered, before nibbling on Hannah’s earlobe.

“No, miss. You’re actually the first person I’ve been with since we started dating.”

“Oh, lucky me. I know how much of a slut you are, so he must be pretty special.”

“He is, Miss. But I’m still a slut, I just needed to find someone who could keep me in line and make me his slut.”

Hannah rolled her eyes.

“Well, don’t get too attached. You never know when he’ll get distracted and fuck off somewhere else.”

“Can we not rehash our breakup while you’re straddling my girlfriend?” asked Mark.

“If you didn’t want to deal with it, you shouldn’t have done it. Maybe I’ll just take it out on her instead.” Hannah pulled the zipper on the onesie down and reached in. “No bra. Fucking slut.”

“Do you really think I’d let her out of the house, in that, with one?”

“Whatever, just makes it easier to take out my frustration on her.” Chelsea pinched down on one of Hannah’s nipples, drawing a gasp from her.

“Can we do a consent check for this? I’m not going to say I didn’t expect something to happen, but still.”

“I’m good, are you good, sweetheart?”

Arnold nodded.

“Are you good, little kitty?” She let up the pressure lightly.

“Yes, Miss!” said Hannah, squirming.

“Are you good, asshole?”

“It’s a decent show.”

Chelsea twisted Hannah’s nipple hard, drawing a panting moan from her.

“I know we’re in the basement, but we should try to keep the volume level reasonably low.”

“Do you want to gag her for me?”

Mark glanced at his watch. “Honestly, we’ve only got about five minutes until midnight. If you want any chance of people buying that we’re not mid-orgy down here, we should probably straighten up and head upstairs.”

Chelsea leaned down, covering Hannah’s lips with hers and thrusting in her tongue as she gave one last hard pinch and pull. When she released, she quickly climbed off the other woman. “You’re lucky your ‘Daddy’ is here. Next time, I won’t be so nice.” She turned to Arnold. “And you. You better start warming up that tongue, because I will drown you in my juices if you take too long.”

“Okay, then,” Mark said. “Let’s just get these off…” he undid Arnold’s wrists, then Hannah’s. “Everybody good, nothing numb?”

“Nope, all good,” said Arnold, rolling his wrists a little.

“Daddy, I’m all wet and sore…” Hannah whined.

“You are. And Daddy is very hard. I promise you can take care of it later. But right now, you need to come upstairs and give me my New Year’s kiss.”

Hannah blushed a little and rezipped her outfit.

“You two are disgusting. You ready, babe?” Chelsea asked, reaching a hand down to Arnold.

“Are you going to choke me and pinch my nipples when we kiss?” he asked.

“Not unless you ask me to.”

“Maybe later, but not in public.”

“Such a gentleman. Come on, let’s go.”

She took his hand and led him back up the stairs, just in time to get their champagne before the countdown started.

As the ball dropped, Chelsea looked into his eyes, feeling a sinking feeling in her stomach to go with it. Tonight had gotten too far out of hand. As Times Square cheered she chugged her drink and kissed him hungrily, slipping her tongue into his mouth.

Forget about this year’s mistakes. That’s what Auld Lang Syne is about, right?


Hey, it only took until the first week in February to finish New Year’s! I guess I have to figure out Valentine’s now…

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TMI Tuesday: January 30th, 2024

Richard took a little break from TMI Tuesday this week, so it’s just Jayden. 🙂

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


1. Describe your or a lover’s penis with a movie title.

Richard’s Penis: Up (2009)

2. Describe your pussy or a lover’s pussy with a movie title.

Jayden’s Pussy: Meg 2: The Trench (2023)

3. Describe your last sexual encounter with a song title.

Jayden: Power Over Me

4. Describe your body with a song title.

Jayden: Body Like a Back Road

5. Describe your sexual appetite with a book, song, or movie title.

Jayden: Insatiable

Bonus: Recommend your favorite sexy, sensual, or kink-oriented book.

Jayden: Can I recommend any of mine?


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Hallmark: Part 16

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


“Have fun. Arnold, just tell Chel if your fingers get tingly or anything. I’ll just be a minute. Lager, right?”

Arnold nodded and sat down on the arm of the couch, drumming his fingers on his knee.

“So… is this the part where you abuse your ex’s new girlfriend while I watch?” he asked.

“Why are you suddenly so okay with all of this?” asked Chelsea.

“I don’t know. Pete just has that calming energy, you know? He made sure I was safe, explained what he was doing, now he’s getting me a beer. I trust you, obviously, you’re my fiance, I trust him. It’s good to try new things.”

“He is super calming. Whenever I have a bad day at work, he just sets me over his knee, holds onto the back of my neck, and spanks me until I feel better,” said Hannah.

“Is that what he used to do to you, sweetie?” asked Arnold. “Sometimes, I feel like you have a bad day, and I want to help you feel better, and you just give me this, ‘I know what I want, but I don’t know how to tell you,’ kind of look.”

“Sweetheart,” Chelsea said, sitting down on the couch between him and Hannah and yanking her over her knee. “He’s gone now. He can’t hear you. What’d he do? What’d he say to make you go along with all this?”

“Nothing. We played a couple games before, but you’ve seen us the whole time we’ve been together tonight. Why can’t I want to learn more about your kink stuff? You were all about doing it with me last week.”

“With you. Not in front of you with two other people.”

Arnold shrugged. “Watching you throw another girl around and threaten her is kinda hot.”

“Are you going to spank me, or what? This isn’t really comfortable, your legs are too bony– OW!” Hannah shrieked when Chelsea slapped her ass.

“Oooh, I heard that one, are you guys having fun without me?” asked Mark as he came back down the stairs. He handed a bottle to Arnold, popped the top on a second, and then did the same to Arnold’s.

“Thanks!” Arnold said and took a long pull before turning back to the spanking.

“You doing okay, kitten? Mark asked as Chelsea swatted her again.

“Mmmmhmm. She’s not as good as you, Daddy. It’s still fun though. I like having an audience.”

“Of course I’m not as good as Daddy, how could anyone else ever be as good as Daddy?” said Chelsea, delivering a few more whacks.

“You said it, not me,” said Mark, taking a sip of his own beer.

Hannah started wriggling, trying to grind her crotch against Chelsea’s thigh.

“She’s a squirmer, look at that. That’s how you know you’re getting to her,” Mark said, sotto voce, to Arnold.

“Why,” slap, “are,” slap, “you,” slap, “all,” slap, “doing,” slap, “this?” slap. Asked Hannah.

“We’re just having a little fun,” said Mark. “Why’re you making it such a big deal?”

“Because I didn’t see or talk to you for almost a decade, and now the first party we’re both at, you have my fiancé tied up and I’m spanking yours like a bad lesbian porno!”

“That pretty much tracks with the kind of parties we used to go to.”

Chelsea looked down at Hannah for a second. “I’m just wasting my time, aren’t I?”

“I wouldn’t say that.”

“There’s a zero percent chance I’m going to spank her enough to make her feel bad before midnight.”

“That is true. Do you want a paddle?”

“No! I am not paddling your girlfriend in front of my fiancé!”

“Do you want to make out with her? I think he’d like that. He seems like more of a pleasure than pain kind of guy. Isn’t that right, Arnie?”

Arnold nodded, holding up his beer bottle for another sip.

Chelsea rolled Hannah off her lap and onto her back on the couch. She climbed over her, legs on either side of her body, her crotch pinning the smaller girl’s bound hands to her stomach. “Is that what you want? Have you been thinking about kissing me ever since I growled at you a little in the closet?”

Hannah nodded.

“You sure you’re good with this, babe?”

Arnold gave her a smile and the best thumbs up he could manage with the beer bottle and his hands tied.

“Fine,” said Chelsea. She grabbed Hannah’s collar ring with one hand, a fistful of her hair with the other, and yanked her into her kiss, forcing her tongue into the other woman’s mouth.

Hannah moaned, squirming harder under her, eyes fluttering closed.


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TMI Tuesday: January 23rd, 2024

Richard took a little break from TMI Tuesday this week, so it’s just Jayden. 🙂

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: January 22, 2013

Posted on January 21, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thanks to an anonymous TMI Tuesday fan and lurker for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Complete each sentence with an anecdote of sexual adventure or misadventure:

1. The first time I . . .

Jayden: …had sex, I was WAY too young. Like, way too young. I hit puberty early, and apparently, my sexual adventures started early, too. I think back to that time in my life and it is a miracle I never got an STD. (I’d say it was a miracle I didn’t get pregnant, but I later found out that I couldn’t get pregnant without medical help, so… still lucky.)

2. The last time I . . .

Jayden: …got caned was a few days ago. I love it. It’s one of my favorite things. Richard does a perfect job of balancing pleasure and pain. We should do it more often so I can build up my pain tolerance again so he can leave more bruises, but what he does is perfect.

3. The only time I . . .

…had an orgy was in this apartment. It was an accident. On Christmas Day.

4. My best . . .

Jayden: …feature is my ass. It’s big and round. Richard seems to like it.

5. My worst . . .

…sexual escapade was when my friend with benefits in college and I had sex on a bridge. Both of our roommates were around so we had nowhere to go. I faked an orgasm just to make him stop trying to get me off (though I appreciate that he tried), but the worst part was that we threw the condom over the bridge and he hit a car with it. That was his goal, even. It hit the front bumper so probably didn’t do anything, but it was a shitty thing to do.

BONUS: Everyone, however much experienced, still has some unfulfilled desires. What is at the top of your yet-to-do list?

A gang bang. Me a bunch of dicks. It’s probably my favorite porn to watch (not that I’ve watched much in recent years). I’m sure that it would be overwhelming and exhausting, but I think it would be a fun once in a lifetime experience.


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TMI Tuesday: January 16th, 2024

Oops, we had these answered on time, but I just forgot to post them. Enjoy!
~Jayden

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: January 15, 2013

Posted on January 14, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

You ought to be in pictures

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A bunch of celebrity sex tapes have been made public through fair means or foul. Have you seen any of these? Which ones?

Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels
Paris Hilton and Rick Solomon
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
Kim Kardashian and Ray-J
Kendra Wilkinson and Justin Frye

Jayden: I never knew how to find them, and I never cared enough to figure it out.

Richard: I think I watched like 30 seconds of the Kim Kardashian and Ray-J one when it first came out, because that was the thing to do. I don’t remember thinking much of it.

Today’s TMI Tuesday topic is sex photography and video.

1. Did you ever pose for pictures in sexual situations, or take pictures of a lover?

Jayden: Yes, many times.

Richard: Same.

2. Did you keep these pictures private between yourselves, or did others see them?

Jayden: I’ve shared quite a few on Fetlife and other places years ago.

Richard: I shared a fair amount, but I think I’ve kept most of them private.

3. Did any of them ever get out in public with embarrassing results?

Jayden: No embarrassing results (that weren’t intentionally embarrassing)

Richard: Not that I know of.

4. Were you ever videotaped having sex?

Jayden: Yes, on actual tape! That one was bad because my parents found it. Whoops. I got grounded.

Richard: Yes. It’s gone now. Which is a shame, it was a fun scene to setup as a welcome back for the girl I was dating at the time.

5. If so, was the tape ever made public?

Jayden: Not public, thankfully.

Richard: No.

6. Were you ever photographed or taped without your knowledge?

Jayden: If I didn’t know then how would I know…?

Richard: Not that I know of. 😛


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Hallmark: Part 15

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold looked between the two of them. “Should I be nervous?”

“Depends on what kind of rope Jenny has,” said Mark.

“Rope? What rope, why are you getting rope?” 

Mark walked out of the kitchen and Arnold turned back to Chelsea, “Why is he getting rope?”

“I may have insulted his knot-tying a little bit,” she said.

“How does that even come up?”

“I told him that he should keep Hannah tied up in the back of the flower shop, but that he wouldn’t because he sucked at tying people up.”

“That makes even less sense!”

Mark walked back in with Hannah on one arm, and a couple of ropes on the other. “She said we should use the basement,” he said, trying not to laugh.

“She’s as bad as you.”

“Why are we going to the basement?” asked Arnold.

“Because, for some reason, Jenny doesn’t want us doing competitive bondage in her living room. Also, because I left Chel tied up for like six hours down here, even though, ‘my knots suck’.”

Arnold looked back at her.

“Your knots did suck! I could’ve gotten out whenever I wanted!” she said.

“Then why didn’t you?”

“It was relaxing. I got everything angled just right to lean on comfortably.”

Hannah giggled. 

“Oh, we’ll see if you’re laughing in a couple minutes,” Chelsea said with a glare.

“Why are you threatening my sub?” asked Mark, as they moved down the creaking stairs. He hit the light switch by feel and walked over towards a well-worn couch in one corner of the unfinished basement.

“It’s only fair. I’ll tie her up, you tie up Arnie. That way no one can say anyone cheated.”

“What if I don’t want anyone else to tie me up?” asked Hannah.

“Why am I getting tied up at all?” asked Arnold.

“What you want doesn’t matter,” snapped Chelsea. “And you,” she turned back to Arnold. “Just go with it. Please? It’ll only take a minute.”

Mark smirked and slowly coiled the rope. “Is this how you were with her in the closet? She was looking a little flushed. Be a dear and let her do it, kitten,” he waved in Chelsea’s direction. She glared as Hannah bounced over.

He passed Chelsea one of the ropes and walked over to Mark. “You game? I promise it won’t hurt or anything. If not, I’m sure we can find someone else upstairs to borrow.”

Arnold glanced between Mark and Chelsea, whose eyes opened in a pleading look.

“I can keep my pants on, right?” he asked

“I’d prefer if you did. Keeps everything nice and professional.”

“Alright. Where do I stand?”

“Right there is fine. What’re we doing, double column?”

“If you want to be boring,” said Chelsea, running the rope through her fingers. It was a little thinner than she was used to working with, 440 paracord.

“I want to get this over with so I can get back to the party.”

“You could always just tap out…”

Mark held out a hand, palm up. “May I?” he asked. Arnold held out his wrists.

“No fair! You can’t start before me!”

“Are we racing? I thought I just had to tie a knot that’d hold for a whole shift,” he leaned in towards Arnold. “Just let me know if it gets too tight or anything. It shouldn’t actually be more than five minutes. One of them will get too excited first. Do you two have a safeword?”

“Sp-splenda…” Mark sputtered a little.

“I don’t know what you’re saying, but stop whispering with my fiancé!” barked Chelsea, yanking the rope around Hannah’s wrists.

“I can’t talk to him while I tie him up?”

“You don’t see me talking to your slut, do you?”

“You could. She’s got quite a mouth on her.”

Hannah grinned.

“Wipe that fucking smile off your face, bitch. Is this entertaining you?”

“Yes… er… no… err… sorry, Miss?” Hannah said.

“I can’t talk to your sub, but you can make mine all horny?”

“He’s not my sub!”

“Are you sure? He looks like he’s enjoying this.” Arnold flushed as Mark wrapped the rope around itself. “Has she ever tied you up before?” Mark whispered.

“No… she did some rope harness thing on herself the other day.”

“Oh yes, she loves those! Maybe she’ll do one for Hannah when we’re done. Would you like that kitten?”

“Oooh, please Daddy? Will you, Miss?” she asked.

Chelsea tied the last knot and grabbed the ring on Hannah’s collar. “I will make you regret ever reading Fifty Shades of Grey, you worthless little whore.”

“Ugh, of course she did. You never told me that, kitten,” said Mark, finishing his own knot and taking a step back. “How’s it feel? Fingers not numb or anything?” he asked, lightly rubbing his own over Arnold’s.

Arnold shook his head while Hannah squirmed. “I’m sorry, Sir. Are you going to punish me?”

“I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just let her do it.” He put an arm over Arnold’s shoulder. “What do you say, buddy? Should we watch your fiancé torment my girlfriend? I’ll go grab a couple beers upstairs.”

“Are you going to untie me?” asked Arnold.

“I don’t think so. You can drink like that, can’t you? I’ll undo the top.

Arnold shrugged, “OK. That sounds fine, I guess.”

“Stop flirting!” yelled Chelsea, shoving Hannah back onto the couch.


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