Hallmark: Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms reading this! Hannah’s probably pregnant after this. I don’t really know where this fits in with the main story, so consequences be damned!
~Richard


“Bend over, Hannah,” Arnold said, trying to put steel into his voice and making it most of the way to aluminum. She glanced over at Mark, and he nodded.

Arnold quickly stripped down, revealing his cock at full hardness. Mark did the same, watching with a smirk on his face.

“I assume you’d rather take her pussy,” Arnold said.

Mark grinned and rubbed his cock over Hannah’s soaking pussy lips as she thrust her ass out as far as she could, bent out the waist, looking up at Arnold. He put his cock in front of her face, and she gave it a light kiss just below the head.

Mark thrust forward, shoving her head against Arnold’s crotch. He reached down and slipped her hair out of the way as she ran her tongue up his shaft with a moan, wet heat coating his skin.

“You know what would really piss her off?” asked Mark.

“More than us spit-roasting your girlfriend while she’s tied up?” asked Arnold, speaking as slowly and evenly as he could as Hannah started to build her rhythm.

“Yeah. She sort of likes denial. A little. Secretly. But she hates when we do ‘stupid bro shit.’”

“She does. Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?”

Mark held up one hand, “You know it, bro!”

They high-fived over Hannah’s back as she opened her mouth wide, taking most of Arnold’s cock in while she wriggled her ass to get Mark deeper.

“Wait, I can make this even broier!”

“How, bro?”

“Bro fist, bro!”

“Hell yeah, bro! Gimme those knux!”

They fist bumped, their knuckles coming together as their hips both hit Hannah from opposite sides, forcing both of their full lengths into her.

Chelsea screamed into the ribbon and struggled against her bonds, glaring at the back of Arnold’s head.

“I shouldn’t look right now, should I?” he asked.

“No, you’d probably go soft from fear, but it’s okay. I. Love. That. Look.” Mark said, punctuating each word with another hard thrust into Hannah, who moaned in between gags from deepthroating Arnold.


I appreciate Jayden occasionally letting me turn her smut blog into weird comedy. Kinda short this week since we were running around visiting moms all day. I will probably finish this scene next weekend.

Hallmark: May Day

I lied, we’re not doing any of those things! The whole point (that I admittedly got away from) was that this was going to be holiday-themed smut. May Day was last week, and that’s a great holiday to write smut about! There’s a phallic symbol, ribbons/ropes for bondage, and some fertility going on. So, here we go, the gang celebrates May Day!
~Richard


Chelsea wriggled her ankles and wrists, making sure the bonds were nice and tight. “I can’t believe I let you talk me into this,” she said. 

Mark grinned and slapped Arnold on the back, “It was all Arnie’s idea. Really, I think it’s rather devious,” he wiped a fake tear from his eye. “He’s growing up so fast.”

“But this is the boring kind of bondage! The kind where you spend all this time tying me up and stuff just so I’m inaccessible! It’s like… I dunno, backward Christmas or something. Imagine if you came down on Christmas morning and had a bunch of presents under the tree, and instead of opening them, you had to wrap them up and not touch them all day.”

Hannah giggled, “Sounds to me like the present is the one complaining here. The rest of us are unwrapped and going to have lots of fun.

Chelsea pouted and rolled her eyes. “This is clearly more your kind of thing. Why aren’t you the one up here?”

“Because Arnie wanted it to be you, and Daddy likes it when you get all frustrated and squirmy.”

“We have to do what Arnold wants sometimes. It’s not fair that he’s always the one getting caged and cucked and teased…” said Mark.

“I do regret it a little bit,” Arnold said, walking over to her. “You look amazing in that outfit.” He traced a hand over the fabric vine running across Chelsea’s breast, barely covering her nipples. He’d found it online as a fae queen outfit, the sort of thing that covered only a few bits to make the rest seem even more enticing. The rest were simply naked, save for flower crowns that Hannah had made.

“If you want to punish him later, he did keep part of it from you,” Mark said, holding up a whip with a green tail and a red rose-shaped pommel.

“Using that on your ass might make it worth it,” Chelsea said, giving Arnold a glare. He gulped but couldn’t help from grinning as his cock twitched a little. “Now that I get a present when you three are done, I think we should get started.”

They laughed and picked up the ribbons, running from the top of the pole. They slowly circled around her, the ribbon wrapping around the pole until Arnold’s strand crossed over her forehead. They made it another revolution, Hannah’s covering one of her eyes, before Mark’s wrapped over her mouth. 

“Breathing okay?” he asked.

She grunted in the affirmative and nodded her head as best she could. On the next pass, he put a small bell in her hands, something she could drop if she needed out.

She let out a soft moan as Hannah’s next pass slid over her neck, providing just the right amount of light pressure to make her rub her thighs together. Hannah giggled as she made another loop around, her ribbon falling between Chelsea’s breasts, making both of them stand out all the more.

A few more wraps brought Mark between her legs. He came in close, kissing up the side of her neck while he lifted her thigh slightly with one hand, feeling the wetness there.

“And you said you didn’t like this kind of bondage,” he said, slipping his ribbon under her leg and pulling it up a little. The red fabric lifted up the already short skirt of her dress, revealing her pale skin underneath, before pulling taut against her pussy lips, drawing a whine from her.

“There we go, just grind on that if you get too frustrated.”

“Canf I cumfff?” Chelsea asked, muffled but not totally by the ribbon.

“What do you two think?”

Hannah giggled and shook her head.

Arnold looked into her eyes, almost withering under her gaze, his cheeks blazing red. But he shook his head.

“Oooh, he really is getting into it. Maybe you’ll be in chastity next, birdie.”

Chelsea just growled.

A few more loops had her thoroughly locked in place, and Mark tied the lines together at the base of the pole.

“Alright, this is your scene, what’s next, A-Man?”


Hope you enjoyed! We’ll probably be here most of the month. I’m going to go play with Jayden after she posts this. I think she feels similarly about this kind of bondage to Chelsea, but I’m sure she’ll be nice and wet after she reads it.

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

We finally come to the last Sunday in April, leaving me with no logical choice but Mark and Chelsea’s meet cute. I thought a lot about this one this month and honestly, I don’t know that I’m any closer to what to do with it than when I started. It’s a shame, since the proposal scene Hallmark starts with actually is a meet cute, but I can’t just repost that. I’ll put a longer note explaining some things at the end, but for now, enjoy one way that Mark and Chelsea maybe could’ve met, in some universe.
~Richard


subadubdub69: *kneels* I’m so excited for tonight, Sir.

MakerMark: *smirks* Sure you’re not scared?

subadubdub69: A little. But that makes it fun.

MakerMark: I assume you’ll be wearing the outfit I picked out for you earlier.

subadubdub69: Yes, Sir.

MakerMark: I’ll have a red scarf on. I’ll probably spot you first, but just in case. I’ll finish getting ready and see you soon, pet.

subadubdub69: I can’t wait, Sir.

Chelsea signed off of AIM and took a deep breath. She was finally going to meet Him. Besides the scarf, she had no idea what he looked like. Well, that wasn’t quite true. Creamy white skin and (if the carpets matched the drapes) dark brown hair. They’d been IMing for most of the semester when she responded to his Craigslist post and decided they couldn’t go away from winter break without meeting face-to-face. Thanksgiving break had been hell. Back in her tiny room at her parents’ house, trying to follow all his orders with them on top of her all the time. Sir had been even more demanding than usual, probably because he had more free time. Her nipples ached as she remembered the day she’d been stuck with binder clips on for half an hour due to an unplanned mother-daughter lunch date.

Bonnie, her roommate, had already left for the semester, leaving her free to lounge around naked with all her toys on the bed. Sir ordered her to wear a buttplug (she’d recently worked up to being able to keep the 3 incher in for a prolonged period of time), a white button-down shirt (no bra, but the material was just thick enough), a small silky red scarf (not quite a collar…) and a short pencil skirt (no panties either). They’d watched Secretary “together” (synced up over Skype) for a first date, and he’d teased her about being his sexretary ever since. Next to the clothes was a length of black rope. She’d learned to tie a simple harness around her hips that framed her cunt beautifully. She blushed at the thought of him checking it at the restaurant. Fighting the urge to rub one out before the date, she did her makeup (slut-red lipstick as He called it), hair (a single pony in the back for Him to hold), tied the harness, popped in the plug (with a moan), and put on the outfit. She was lucky it hadn’t snowed. He’d left her footwear at her discretion, knowing she didn’t have a car on campus and would have to walk the half mile in whatever she picked.

She picked a pair of 3 inch heels in black. High enough to make her ass look great and show her dedication, but not so bad that she’d be forced to crawl before He ordered it.

She slipped a long black coat over all of it and headed out of her dorm room. No one was in the hallway. Probably for the best. The other girls on the floor would have something to say about her slipping out right before break in this outfit.

The elevator ride down the eight floors seemed to take forever, and she rubbed her thighs together, trying to keep her dripping cunt under control. How was she going to make it through dinner without staining the chair?

Finally, she made it down, out the front door (waving as casually as she could at the desk RA), and down the hill into town. The wind teased her bare legs at the bottom of her coat. How cold would it be tonight? It wouldn’t matter. There was only one place she intended to be after dinner, and that was His bedroom. Visions of whips, chains, wax, and gags kept her occupied, and she barely even realized she was standing in front of the cafe. She slid out of the coat so he would be able to see her and stepped inside. Someone was sitting near the back in a black sweater and red scarf. Her heart stopped when she saw him, and her jaw dropped. His eyes showed almost the same, but he stood up and waved her over.

“Mark? Is that you? Are you?” she walked back to the table and grabbed onto it as her legs turned to jelly.

“Chelsea? I thought you gave me a fake name! I can’t believe it.”

She nodded slowly. 

“Sit down,” he said, and the subby part of her brain buzzed and put her ass in the chair before she could think about it.

“So, just to be clear, you’re MakerMark?”

He nodded. “And you’re subadubdub69?”

“Yeah,” she said, the screenname taking away some of the awkwardness. She tried to tack a Sir on at the end, but her tongue didn’t quite get there.

“I can’t believe I spent the last three months cybering with a girl who sat three seats behind me in senior pre-calc.”

“I… yeah… this is weird…”

He gave her a little smirk, one that made her forget all about tangents and back to the nights she’d stayed up late hurting herself for him.

“Well, let’s discuss it over dinner. Don’t order too heavy, though. I still plan to take you back with me when we’re finished.”

Chelsea nodded and picked up the menu. “I’d like that. Sir.”


Like I said, I spent a lot of time thinking about how Mark and Chelsea would’ve met. I don’t think I formally established it earlier in Hallmark, but I’ve given just enough details to make it annoying. Long story short, they’re kind of boxed in by the ages I put them at earlier in the story, which has them together in high school but broken up early in college. Not only does that put me in the kind of weird position of having to write BDSM smut about possible minors (and where are they going to get money for toys and outfits and parties!?) it also leaves me with a fairly short timespan to cram it all into. How is Chelsea supposed to be this super experienced sub when she’s only had one Dom, and probably only for a few months at that? 

In the end, I decided to push the whole thing up, have them meet in college and stay together for at least a couple years, and then let them fumble around and reunite in their early to mid-thirties. I imagine them around that age anyway, so it’s not a huge change. I think I like this scene, or a variant of it, as the way they first “meet” and if I ever do a “clean” version of the story, I’ll work it in. Thanks to everyone who followed along this month. If any of you are new from AtoZ, I hope you’ll stick around for the continuing adventures of Chelsea, Mark, Arnie, Hannah, and all the rest. I just realized all but one of the stories was a Mark-Meet-Cute, and I kind of regret not finding a way to make that last one work. Oh well. I’m not sure what’s coming next week. Part of me wants to get back to the main story, but both this one and Mark and Hannah ended on a fun little cliffhanger themselves that I could probably wrap up in a week or two. Drop a comment if you care, otherwise we’ll all find out next week!

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

Time for… Mark and Arnie! This one should be fun. Next week I have to figure out if I’m going to try to squeeze into the timeline I set up or retcon the crap out of Mark and Chelsea’s meet cute. Also, the game day went from Bill’s house to Jenny’s. Bill and Jenny are married or something. Just roll with it.
~Richard


Arnold hummed to himself as he pulled into Bill’s driveway. He grabbed his army case and cider from the passenger seat and hopped out of the car. He let himself in and followed the familiar path into the kitchen, something spicy wafting out towards him.

“How’s it going, guys?” he asked. “Oh, you must be Pete!”

He’d never seen the guy leaning over the counter before. He was stirring a crockpot full of something orange, and he turned to face Arnold.

“Yeah. Arnold, right?” he closed the pot and held out a hand. Arnold set his cider on the counter and shook it. 

“That’s me. Nice to meet you.”

Pete glanced at the beer and smiled. “Oh, cider. That’s fun. I was afraid I’d have to pick between six flavors of Pinesol.”

Arnold laughed. “Yeah, Bill and the guys like their IPAs. What’d you bring?”

“Salsa-queso chicken. Super easy, three ingredients, pretty tasty. Goes good with tortilla chips.

Arnold looked down at it. “My fiancée makes something similar. Hers is a little thicker though.”

“Yeah, it depends on how long you cook it for and stuff. Some people tell me it’s a soup, but it’s supposed to be more of a dip.”

“Well, I’ll have to have some in a little bit. Where are the other guys?”

“They’re out back taking a hit. You want to go out?”

“Nah, I’ll stick with the cider,” he put his army box case on the table and started unpacking. “What do you play?”

“I dabble. I brought Hellborne today.”

“Summon or sacrifice?”

“Summon. Sacrifice is boring in big games, you spend three quarters of the game waiting instead of only half like one vee one. What’ve you got?”

“Betrayed Paladins.”

“Nice! Do you roll an Ex?”

“Of course. Spent like a week on him.” He fished the model out and passed him over to the new guy, showing off the wyvern on his breastplate. 

Pete whistled. “Nice detail on the crest. I wish I could get texture like that.”

“Thanks. It helps that it’s freaking huge. Those tiny summons are a pain to do detail on.”

“They are, I had fun with this summoner though.” He passed over a model of a woman in a blood colored chainmail bikini with firey whips.

“Was this a succubus?”

“It was, but Ariel found a nicer one and printed me one so I decided to do a conversion.”

“Cool work turning the whips into fire.”

“Yeah, that was a pain. Worth it, though. Gotta keep those Geminis in line.”

“Ughhhh, are you going to make me kill them like fifty times?”

“Only if I want to lose. I should go for at least sixty or seventy in a game this size.


Let’s see if Jaden gets this up tonight or is too busy playing her mouse clock board game…

Jayden did get it up tonight, ha!

Jayden will be back tomorrow, and I’ll see you all next Sunday!

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

Richard back with our next meet cute. Today, I’m doing Chelsea and Arnold, mostly because I’m tired and it’s the most straightforward of the ones I have left. I looked back and don’t think I’ve done any details for them. Or a physical description for Arnold, I’m pretty sure. I did find out I apparently had Mark calling her birdie, which I completely dropped. This will be “fun” to edit someday. Maybe.


Chelsea glared through the window of the snack stand as a bunch of girls dressed as slutty-whatevers ran screaming from the haunted house. Someone knocked on the backdoor before letting himself in.

“Break time!” he said. ‘He’ being some dingus dressed in a zombie fast food worker outfit with a goofy smile on his lightly freckled face underneath a mop of lightly fake blood-stained blond hair.

“Ugh, do I have to?” Chelsea asked.

“Do you have to go on break? I think state law says we have to give you a break, but I don’t think you technically have to go anywhere if you don’t want to.”

“Good,” she said, plopping down on a stool near the back of the shack and grabbing a caramel apple. Old Man Shaffer had a fairly lax policy about free food on break.

“Is there a reason you want to sit in here? Working on getting that popcorn smell really soaked into your costume?”

Her costume was a biker jacket with some poorly applied special effects makeup.

“Half the people out there are on a date. The other half are trying to get one. Last time I went out on my break a Frankenstein tried to proposition me.”

“Frankenstein or the monster?”

“I know the monster isn’t called Frankenstein. If you’re going to be a pain in the ass, maybe I will go for a walk.”

He pouted a little. He was cute when he pouted. Chelsea scowled again.

“Sorry. Let me start over. Your name is Chelsea, right?”

She nodded.

“I’m Arnold. Are you in school? I’m up on the hill, majoring in psychology.”

“Yeah, but I’m out at Fredrysville. Comp sci.”

“Just working here over the long weekend?”

“Yeah. Wasn’t the plan, but what else am I going to do?”

“I don’t know. What was the plan?”

“Put on a much sexier outfit than this and bone my boyfriend for 36 consecutive hours.”

“Ah. Did he… run out early?”

“I don’t know where he went. I haven’t heard from him in a month. Went to his dorm and they wouldn’t let me in. Thought about hiding in the bushes, but decided I wasn’t quite that crazy…”

“Oooh. Yeah, that sucks. You should have some caramel corn with your apple, that’s at least a two snack sob story.”

She dumped a scoop into a paper bowl.

“You’re right. How about you? Shouldn’t you be at some sorostitute Halloween party?”

“Not really my scene. Might as well make a couple bucks, right?”

“That’s almost as depressing as my story. When’s your shift over?”

“Whenever we get everyone wrangled out, why?”

“You got a ride? Or are you one of those poor carless freshmen?”

“We usually all just pile in the back of someone’s car.”

“Great. I’ll meet you here when you get out.”

“Okay… Are we going somewhere?”

“I dunno, maybe a bar, maybe a diner. We can’t both spend Halloween weekend as walking sob stories.”


You know, Arnie has that costume fetish, I could probably have used that here…

Jayden will be back tomorrow, and I’ll see you all next Sunday!

Hallmark: Meet-Cute

Welcome A to Z peeps! I’m Richard, Jayden’s husband. This month, I’ll be joining in on our meet cute theme with first meetings for the characters in my ongoing story Hallmark. I post a chapter most Sundays so it fits in with this being the “off” day for A to Z nicely. You shouldn’t have to read the story for these to make sense, so feel free to hop in. 

Today’s snippet is for Mark (the “bad boy” of the traditional male-lead dichotomy) with Hannah (Chelsea, the female lead,’s best friend). Also, loosely based on a true story from when I was in college. Fun!


There are exactly three bars in Bellairsville, catering to three different clientele. The Rusty Knocker is a college meat market with the cheapest, shittiest drinks and the best chance of going home with someone. The decor changes every 10 feet since that’s how far every owner gets before they sell it and someone else starts over. The 49er is a sports bar. It looks like every other sports bar and is a home away from home for everyone too old for The Knocker and not hipster enough for the third bar. I think they still have a picture with me in the background hanging on one wall from when the high school football team went to states. I haven’t been back yet, so I’m not sure.

Instead, I was going to The Enigma, which had been a diner when I left town. Now, it was a hipster bar, and it redecorated even more often than The Knocker, but much more coherently. Their social media said it was line dance night, and I somehow decided that was what I wanted to do on a Friday night. It couldn’t go any worse than running into my ex mid-proposal at the haunted house like I had last weekend.

I headed in, wearing my finest jeans and flannel in an attempt to fit the theme, and sat on a stool. It was early, still pretty empty, they were setting up a dance floor at one end of the bar, and a mechanical bull in the other. The bartender, wearing a vest with a big yellow sheriff star, a ten-gallon hat, and boots with spurs that jingled as he walked, moseyed over.

“What’ll it be?” he asked in a drawl that would’ve made an Italian bounty hunter cringe.

“What does a cowboy who doesn’t want an overpriced theme drink have?” I asked.

“Got some moonshine from a distillery ten miles up the road. Smoother than you’d expect.” The accent was gone.

“Sure. I’ve been making nothing but questionable decisions lately. Let’s kick things off with some moonshine.”

He poured me a shot. I pounded it and grinned. I expected something with the texture of cactus needles and the taste of a flaming boot, but it was smooth and mild.

“You were right. That was good. Mix it with something so I can have a sipper?”

“How do you feel about apple pie?”

“Seasonally appropriate and as American as cowboys,” I passed him my credit card, “keep it open.”

He came back with a lightly fizzing collins glass.

“Club soda, ‘shine, apple cider.”

“Perfect.” I took the drink and did a slow loop. A small crowd had gathered on the dance floor, where a guy wearing boots that cost more than my car was getting ready to give a lesson. I wasn’t drunk enough for that, yet.

A small line was also forming for the mechanical bull, and I decided that was a better plan for mostly sober.

I walked through the stockade they’d set up around it and got in line behind a short curvy girl with an outfit that almost matched mine (shirt tied below her boobs, jeans cut off, and an obnoxious pink blinking cowboy hat). She looked kind of familiar. She glanced over her shoulder at me, smiled, and then her eyes snapped open. She grabbed her phone and started typing frantically.

“Everything okay?” I asked.

“Yeah! Sorry, you just look kind of familiar.”

“I went to high school here. You look kind of familiar too.”

“My name’s Hannah…” she said, voice trailing off in a way that made it sound like it was a fake name, but the wince looking more like she had forgotten to. “I just moved in a year or so ago for work. I’m a guide at the state park.”

“That’s exciting. I just moved back in a couple weeks ago. My mom wants to retire, so I’m helping her figure out what to do with her nursery.”

“Oh, the one on 5th? That place is so cute! They did a great native species project with us last year.”

I nodded. Mom had said something about that on the phone. We moved up to the front of the line and nodded towards the bull. She turned around as we watched the guy ahead of her climb on. He made it about five seconds before he flopped into the mini moon bounce underneath.

“I think you can beat that,” I said.

She blushed a little and giggled. “Buy me a drink if I do?”

“Sure. And if you don’t, you can top me off,” I said, waving my drink in her direction.

She stomped out as best she could, the floor bucking almost as much as the bull as she did. There’s a reason they don’t let you on bouncy castles past ten years old. She made it to the bull, its ass at about eye level, and tried to haul herself up. She glanced over at the operator, who shrugged and pointed to a sign. For liability reasons, we cannot help you on or off the bull.

I sighed, put my glass on one of the “corral” posts, and stomped through the bounce pit.

“Want a hand?” I said, holding one out.

She gave me another one of those blushing giggles, making my jeans bulge a little, and took it, levering herself up into the saddle.

“Good luck, little lady,” I said with a wink before stumbling out of the danger zone.


And that’s (sort of) the story of how I hooked up with a girl after I helped her onto the mechanical bull at freshman orientation in undergrad. There’s probably another good post or two here, so I might have to circle back to it at some point.

I originally wanted to do a similarish story for Mark and Chelsea, but it didn’t line up with the (probably already messed up) timeline I made for them. With a few tweaks, I think it works well for these two instead. Besides, I should probably save M&C for the end anyway.

Jayden will be back tomorrow, and I’ll see you all next Sunday!

TMI Tuesday: April 2nd

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: April 2, 2013

Posted on April 1, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The idea for this TMI Tuesday was ripped straight from my friend’s blog A Reluctant Bitch.

An Open Book

If your life were a book, what would the parts or chapters be titled?

Your book should have at least 5 parts or chapters.

open book

Need a little inspiration or further explanation? Check out how Jz handled the question…click here

Jayden: 

  • Chapter 1) Childhood
  • Chapter 2) Teen Years
  • Chapter 3) First Marriage
  • Chapter 4) Second Marriage
  • Chapter 5) Retirement

Richard: 

  • Chapter 1) So you’re born… now what?
  • Chapter 2) Learning a bunch of stuff that will be out of date before you need it.
  • Chapter 3) Workin’ for THE MAN
  • Chapter 4) Nap time all the time!
  • Chapter 5) So you’re dead… now what?

TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Hallmark: Part 22

I should’ve just finished this apparently, since this week is quite short.
– Richard


Chelsea leaned against the cage, her own hands squeezing the bars just above 

Arnold’s. She closed her eyes and moaned as he worked his tongue up and down her pussy, periodically stopping to suck against her clit. After a few minutes, she let go of the bars, slipping her fingers under her bra to twist her nipples, drawing a low groan as her knees flexed involuntarily. “Is this what you want, boy? To be locked up and eating my clit? Would you like it even better if another man’s cum was dripping out of it?”

Arnold let out a groan that sounded affirmative, but she smothered him when the vibrations brushed her clit just right, and she pressed her hips in harder. “Fuck! Just like that, right there!”

Arnold moaned again and flicked his tongue even harder. She kept playing with her breast with one hand and snapped another picture of him down there with her phone. As she did, Hannah’s message popped up.

“Just do it already. You want it, he wants it, Arnie apparently wants it. And I don’t want to deal with your drama anymore.”

Chelsea started to roll her eyes, only for them to bounce back further when Arnold slipped his tongue in deeper.

“Fine! But you’re all pampering me for a month when he fucks me over again!”

She added all the pictures to a message for Mark and typed, “Arnie says, ‘Will you be our bull-entine?’”

Her finger hovered over the send button for a few seconds, heart pounding and breath quickening. As her orgasm rushed closer and closer, she finally hit it, then dropped her phone to the floor as she clung to the cage, barely keeping herself up as she came. She screamed as loud as she could, letting out all the tension of the last few months before slowly sliding down the floor next to Arnie.

“Nice job, baby,” she said, leaning in to kiss him, tasting her juices on his lips.

“Thank you, Miss,” he said.

They nuzzled together for a few minutes before her phone chimed from the floor. She craned her neck to read the notification.

1 new message

She recognized the number: Mark’s.


Enjoy your cliffhanger! I’ll be helping Jayden with her A-Z meet cutes next month. Chelsea, Arnold, Mark, Hannah, and everyone else will be appearing, but the timeline won’t actually be moving forward until sometime in May! Have fun!

TMI Tuesday: March 26th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 26, 2013

Posted on March 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Memorable Moments

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What are your five (5) most memorable/amazing sexual moments?

You may simply list them or elaborate on why they were so memorable.

Jayden (and parenthetical Richard): 

  1. The first time with Richard. He used all my holes. Fucking hot. (And peed in all of them!)
  2. When Richard saw me in my high heels. He definitely fucked me with his eyes right there in the store. (We were trying to go in public to be good!)
  3. There was one time when a friend was teaching my ex to cane me. He told me to just tell him when I’d had enough, but I was stubborn, so I didn’t stop him. The bruises were *glorious*. (I have never gotten Jayden to bruise well. I’m going to start making her take baby aspirin or something.)
  4. The first birthday Richard and I spent together. I think we had sex six times? Seven? Something like that. It was hot as hell. (I normally hate my birthday, but that one was nice.)
  5. The time that I ran away to Richard’s apartment and got snowed in. Now we’re married, and we just live together. (I told her it would happen, and she didn’t believe me.)

Bonus:  What is one quality you appreciate in a lover?

Jayden: Thoughtfulness.

Richard: A filthy mouth.


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TMI Tuesday: March 19th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 19, 2013

Posted on March 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were created by an anonymous blogger and lurker. He has submitted four great sets of questions and this week’s theme– THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY– is no exception. Thank you Anonymous#1 🙂

1. What made the best sex partner you’ve ever had so good?

Jayden: He pays attention to my needs and my reactions. Mmm, so good.

Richard: Good noises!

2. What made the worst sex partner you’ve ever had so bad?

Jayden: He smelled bad.

Richard: Starfish!

3. Who was the most physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Jayden: If you go with society’s definitions of attractive, probably someone in college. Emotion makes attraction for me, so Richard is the most attractive. ❤

Richard: I dunno, I feel like I’d have to have sex with them all at the same time or something to judge.

4. How was it?

Jayden: The guy in college wasn’t great. I don’t remember if he ever even got me off.

Richard: Most of them were pretty good.

5. Who was the least physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Jayden: I think there was a guy I met in my brief swinger phase who was unattractive, mostly because he smelled.

Richard: Same as number 3.

6. Why did you do it?

Jayden: Great question! Weakness? Unwillingness to say no? I would just say no now.

Richard: I loved them or something?

7. How was it?

Jayden: Pretty terrible.

Richard: Probably ok.

Bonus: Describe a bad sexual experience you admit was your fault.

Jayden: I’m sure there were some really awkward ones in my previous marriage. We weren’t good at communicating, with each other or other people.

Richard: I had an ex who wasn’t super kinky. We had some bad anal, and I probably should’ve just stopped, but I was in “no safeword, no stop” mode. I feel kinda skeezy about it.


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TMI Tuesday: March 12th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 12, 2013

Posted on March 11, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday was submitted by Swinging Gemma of Erotic Adventures blog. Thank you.

FASHION POLICE

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1. What is the most revealing thing you have ever worn in public?

Jayden: I once wore legit lingerie to a club in Boston. Very sexy. 

Richard: How public? I’ve been naked in semi-public places a bunch of times. Other than that, I guess shorts? I’m a boy, so it’s pretty tame.

2. Have you ever unwittingly shown more than you intended in public due to a wardrobe malfunction?

Jayden: Yeah, in middle school. That one was NOT sexy, but I could see it being sexy as an adult.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. Are you more likely to arrive at an event over or under dressed?

Jayden: Over. Although I wear sneakers a lot, I wear dresses a lot, too.

Richard: Under. I don’t like to dress up. I think I look silly.

4. Tell us about a time when you have arrived at a venue and immediately wished you could leave because you were dressed completely inappropriately?

Jayden: I can’t think of a time, honestly. 

Richard: All the time.

5. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you love with a passion?

Jayden: I love when Richard wears soft shirts that I get to touch. Like flannels. Passionate love. shrug

Richard: Wasn’t I not allowed to wear flannels at one point? I like Jayden’s “rape heels.”

6. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you hate with a passion?

Jayden: Argyle knee-high socks with shorts. I dated a guy (briefly) who did that. Bleh.

Richard: I can’t think of anything.

Bonus: You and your friend are going to a special event and you know that he/she has spent a lot of time and possibly money on their outfit and are very excited about what they have created. They refuse to show you their outfit until you are both ready to leave for the event and you find that they look awful. What do you do?

Jayden: I don’t have a good fashion sense, so I’d probably keep my mouth shut and hope that I was in the wrong.

Richard: Knowing my friends, I’d assume it’s a bit and/or hipster thing.


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Hallmark: Part 21

Apparently, this is the Valentine’s that stretches on forever.
– Jayden


Chelsea fumbled her phone and coughed, trying to keep her composure at his suggestions.

“Suggesting I send sexy pics to my ex-boyfriend is an… interesting choice of Valentine’s Day activities.”

She took some more pictures to keep herself busy, spreading her legs, snapping a shot of her bare, dripping pussy.

Arnold looked up at her. “I know you want to. You’ve been so horny I could barely keep up with you since you bumped into him on our engagement night.”

“That was some bad timing, wasn’t it…”

“I dunno. I can’t say I haven’t enjoyed it. I like doing the dress up and stuff. And I got hot watching you spanking Hannah. But you need someone to boss you around and slap you around too.”

“And that’s who you want me to go to? My ex-boyfriend slash asshole who abandoned me?”

“I think that’s who you want to do it. And I think he’s good at it. You can pretend all you want, but I can tell you still want him. And he seemed very safe when we played in the basement.”

Chelsea attached the photos to a message on her phone and set it down on the bench, dropping down in front of the bars to look at Arnold.

“What happened?” Arnold asked. “You’ve said a hundred times that he’s an asshole, he abandoned you, all that stuff. And I believe you. But that doesn’t seem like the guy he is now.”

“That’s exactly the thing. He gets in your head. He’s good at tricking people.”

“I think he got in your head a decade and a half ago, and you’ve built him up into this crazy evil mastermind. You never made it sound like he actually did anything to hurt you; he just ghosted you. Which is shitty, don’t get me wrong, but you guys were what, twenty?

“Yeah. I guess.”

“And you’re totally right to feel hurt, and he’s wrong for doing it. But you act like he stole your dog or something.”

“I don’t think you realize how into him I was. When he cut me off, it was like… I dunno, losing an arm or something. This huge part of me was just gone.”

“I think I kind of get it. I think that’s how I’d feel if you disappeared on me.”

“And so on Valentine’s you’re asking me to get back with the guy that did that?”

“You could send them to Bonnie if you want. I just thought you’d have more fun with him.”

“Oooh, Bonnie’s a good idea. She was around back then. She’ll know what to do.”

“She’s totally going to take my side. She’s been wanting you guys to ‘stop being dramatic and just bone’ for months.”

“When did you talk to her about that!?”

“We were all out for drinks one night. You went to pee. She was drunk and said something about how you used to have to ask him to go to the bathroom, and it was code for hooking up.”

“One of you is mixing up two different kinks. But fine, I’ll send them to her first.”

She deleted the picture of her pussy and quickly added a message: 

Guess who got himself locked in a cage and is trying to get me to cuck him with my demonic ex.

“Now we’ll see how long it takes her to answer,” Chelsea said, standing back up and pressing her thighs against the bars of the cage. “In the meantime, shut up and put that tongue of yours to better use, bitch!”

“Yes, Ma’am!” Arnold said, grabbing the bars with his hands and shoving his face halfway between them, sliding his tongue across her lower lips and drawing a moan from her upper ones.


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A to Z Challenge: Theme Reveal

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Blogging from A to Z April Challenge
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I (Jayden) am excited to be hosting another year of A to Z here on my blog, and also helping out over on the main blog a-to-zchallenge.com. Be sure to check out the posts over there the whole month of April! I’ll be featured a few times, but make sure to check out my co-hosts’ posts as well!

As for this blog, I’ve decided to do another round of meet-cutes (and probably some sex scenes). It was so much fun to write snippets for each day that I decided to do it again with all new stories! Richard has really been carrying this blog for a while, so I promised I would take care of A to Z, but of course, he has some ideas of his own, too. If you haven’t been reading his story Hallmark, I highly recommend it. He’s looking to maybe do a few meet-cutes with the characters involved there, too!

So come on by every day in April (except Sundays) to read a quick meet-cute tied to each letter of the alphabet. I’m not doing voting this year, but maybe I’ll continue the stories that get the most likes and comments as I did in 2018, which led to my novel Y is for Yes! And if you’re salivating for more, check out my past A to Z posts here!

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TMI Tuesday: March 5th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 5, 2013

Posted on March 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were produced by Heelsnstocking and Hedone.

Making Sacrifices and

Resisting Temptation

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1. What did you give up for lent?

Jayden: I don’t do lent, so nothing.

Richard: I gave up giving up stuff.

2. What sexually could you never give up?

Jayden: This is a tough question. The obvious answer would be orgasms, but I think I would miss vaginal intercourse more.

Richard: Domming

3. What act would you like to do for 40 days and 40 nights?

Jayden: Snuggles!

Richard: SNUGGLES!

4. What sexual sacrifice have you made? Why?

Jayden: I gave up good anal for many years for the sake of my first marriage. So glad I get great anal now!

Richard: Jayden can’t cum from penetration, which is a shame. I love her, though.

5. Have you ever been tied to a cross or anything else?

Jayden: Yes, and I love it!

Richard: I like getting tied to chairs and wriggling out.

6. What part of your body do you like worshiped?

Jayden: Tits

Richard: Balls are probably my favorite, but cock, ass, or feet are good too.

7. What can your partner do to you that makes you feel true bliss?

Jayden: Orgasms. Richard’s fingers are magical.

Richard: The way Jayden’s ass squeezes my cock.

Bonus: Tell us about a time you were tempted. Did you give in or resist?

Jayden: The first time I kissed Richard, I wasn’t supposed to. But there he was, inches away from me, his body pressed close to mine. I couldn’t resist him, and I still can’t, years later.

Richard: I WAS TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE!


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Hallmark: Part 20

We missed last week because even though Richard wrote it, Jayden forgot to post it. Whoops!
– Jayden


Chelsea walked to the bathroom and quickly undressed. She took a minute to look at herself in the mirror. She’d shaved earlier, and she quickly double checked everything. Nice and smooth, except for a small triangle patch over her clit. She’d been doing it that way since Mark told her he liked it. I should ask Arnie, she thought to herself, wondering how he liked it. She pulled on the top first, her tits seemingly ready to burst out with any movement. She looked in the mirror again, grinning and lightly rubbing her nipples where they stuck out of the fabric. Next came the skirt. If she stood just right, she could see the bottom of her pussy lips peeking out, and there was no way it could cover even half of her ass. She pulled the socks on next, looked down, and wriggled her toes in them. Should she put her shoes back on? Did Arnold like feet? They really needed to have more talks about this kind of thing. She rummaged around in the cabinet under the sink for a minute and found a pair of scissors to cut the ribbon in half. She twisted her hair into two pigtails and used half to tie each one. If she was going to be a cheerleader, she had to go all the way. She took another look to make sure the outfit was right and then walked back to the bedroom.

“Arnie?” she called. She looked around, not seeing him. She walked around in a slow circle, carefully not looking behind her. Her pussy dripped at the thought of him ambushing her. She jumped when she heard metal clattering on metal.

“Down here…” Arnold said.

She looked around, then spotted one hand waving out between the bars of the cage. The locked cage.

“What’d you do?” she asked, crouching next to it, bending at the knees, and spreading her barely skirted legs as wide as she could to give him a view while he was stuck.

“You told me to check the stuff out, so I crawled in here. And then I was trying to figure out how it worked, and then…”

She looked at the lock. It was set on a ten minute timer, about half of which was used up. She laughed.

“Good news, you’ll only be stuck for a couple more minutes.”

“I kinda like it…” he said, staring at her pussy.

“You put me in this slutty little outfit, but you’re the one who wants to get locked up?”

“You could be a mean sexy cheerleader. You liked being mean to Hannah.”

“Yeah? Is that how you want me to treat you?”

He nodded. “I think so. You’re better at it than me. And it was hot.”

She looked down at him in the cage for a minute, then reached over and set the timer up to 15 minutes.

“This is not how I thought tonight was going to go,” she said, grabbing a pair of handcuffs out of their toy bag.

“I’m sorry…” he said again.

“Oh, you’re gonna be sorry. Getting me all horned up to be your little slut, and then locking yourself in the cage? Do you know how many times I rubbed one out this week, imagining I’d be the one down there? Or that you’d string me up on that cross and beat me black and blue? How’re you going to make up for it?”

He looked down. She wriggled her toes again, watching him for a reaction. 

“I don’t know.”

She stuck her foot through the bars of the cage, putting it under his chin and making him tip his head back.

“That’s, ‘I don’t know, ma’am.’”

“Yes, ma’am!”

She smiled a little. “You’re lucky you’re cute. First order of business, get undressed in there. I reset the timer, but if you can’t follow all my orders before the cage unlocks, I’m never letting you back in.”

“Yes, ma’am!” he quickly started rolling around inside, tangling and untangling himself in his shirt as he tried to pull it off, making little grunting noises as he tried to reach for the buttons.

While he did, she sat on the padded bench top of the cage, grabbing her phone and snapping a couple pictures. After a few minutes she bent over, catching one with her legs at the edge of the frame and him wriggling half naked.

“Who do you think I should send these to?” she asked.

After a minute, he looked up at her. “How about Pete?”


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TMI Tuesday: February 27th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 26, 2013

Posted on February 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

BLOGLAND & YOU

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1. Do you write/manage another blog?

Jayden: Yes, but as part of a team. I work with the A to Z Blog Challenge (coming up soon!)

Richard: Yes. 

2. Pick 3 random blogs from your blogroll and tell us why they are on your blog roll.

Jayden: Molly’s Daily Kiss (fun and flirty), Coffee and Ink (more serious, but still fun), Anonymously Hal (short and sweet, makes me feel something)

3. Look around your blog, tell us about two pages or links you want us to visit, be sure to provide a link to them in your answer to this question.

Jayden: Welcome! Buy my books! Please? And A to Z 2017. This was when I did a run-through of my Choose Your Own adventure. It was awesome!

4. Do you have any unique interests that you have never shared before? What are they?

Jayden: I don’t think I have a lot of unique interests. Gaming (board games, RPGs), cross stitch, crochet, sex (duh), writing…

Richard: I read THE CLASSICS and blog about it.

5. What’s your current obsession?

Jayden: Cross stitch. I’m working on a custom piece for our new house.

Richard: Stormgate! It’s nice to finally get on the ground floor on an RTS.

Bonus: Has blogging helped or hurt your sex life?

Jayden: Helped, I think. It’s definitely opened my world up to more kinky things!

Richard: Probably helped. I’m sure there’s some kink we talked about because it came up on here.


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TMI Tuesday: February 20th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013 (oh hey, the year changed; whoops!), even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 19, 2013

Posted on February 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday time again.

Fill-In-D-Blanks

Fill in the blanks.

1. I’m the type of person that likes to be _____ in bed.

Jayden: touched

Richard: SNUGGLED!

2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would _____ .

Jayden: have a great time

Richard: learn about chaos theory.

3. The worst part about _____ when I am naked is _____ .

Jayden: sleeping, having to put clothes on in the morning

Richard: everything, when I stop being naked.

4. I regret my first _____ .

Jayden: time having sex. I was too young. (Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe in regrets, but if I did… I got suuuuper lucky that I didn’t get pregnant or any STDs. Dumb kid..)

Richard: college choice? It was awful. This phrasing makes it hard to think. I regret a lot of things.

5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was _____ .

Jayden: golden showers

Richard: taking pictures of my feet. It wasn’t super sexy, but it was fun to come up with different ways to pose and stuff.

6. Recently, I _____ someone.

Jayden: kissed (Richard)

Richard: SNUGGLED!

Bonus: You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

Jayden: Have a grand time, I imagine.

Richard: I guess I’m in charge of the snack table.


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Hallmark: Part 19

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold turned the Jeep down the alley. “This is the place,” he said.

“Yep. Man, I haven’t seen this place since I was in undergrad.”

“You sure it’s going to be okay? You made it sound like you guys had a fight last time you were here.” 

“That was a long time ago. Besides, we’re paying, so we’re playing!”

Julie stepped out of the front door and walked over to them.

“How’re you doing, Chel? Been a while,” she said.

“It has. Pretty good. This is my fiancé, Arnold.”

Arnold pulled a bag out of the trunk, slung it over his shoulder, and held out his hand.

“Nice to meet you,” he said.

Julie shook and looked him over. “You too. You sure you want to spend all night here with this one?”

“I’ve spent every night somewhere with her for the last year or so, hasn’t killed me yet.”

Julie laughed and slapped him on the arm. “Oh, I like this one. He’s funny. I bet you get in a lot of trouble with that mouth.”

“Not too much…” he said, taking half a step back.

“How about you, Julie?” Chelsea asked as she stepped in. “How are you doing?”

“Well enough, I guess. Still getting a couple hundred a month out of this place.”

“Well, here’s ours,” said Chelsea, pulling a stack of twenties out of her pocket and handing them over. 

Julie counted them, then nodded. “Looks good. Here’s the key. You two head up and enjoy yourselves. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Thanks, Jules. You too!”

Julie walked back to her car on the street and drove off. 

“You ready?” Chelsea asked, slinging her own bag.

“Yeah. That was… awkward.”

“Well, you won’t have to talk to her again all weekend. Let’s just go up and have a good time.”

They walked up the stairs, and Chelsea flipped the light on. The stairs came up into a small eat-in kitchen. A basket of snack bags sat on the table, and there was bottled water in the fridge.

“This is nicer than last time, at least…” Chelsea said, walking down the hallway. On one side was a bathroom with a walk in shower, on the other was a bedroom. Inside was a king-sized four-poster bed with mirrors above and on the sides. At the opposite end was a padded cage, big enough for a person, a St. Andrew’s cross, and a horse, all with rings for restraints. A variety of candles sat on shelves against the walls.

“Why don’t you pick out a nice one to light, and then we can start unpacking, babe,” said Chelsea, sitting down on the end of the bed.

Arnold took the tops off a few and sniffed before lighting a sandalwood candle and sitting next to her.

“Did you have fun going shopping for my gift without me?”

“I did. I hope you like it.”

“I’m sure you did fine. Do you want to open mine first?” She opened her bag and pulled a wide, flat, wrapped gift box out of it. He ripped off the paper and opened it.

“Is this a skirt or a belt?” he asked, holding up the very short red pleated cheerleader skirt and top.

“I don’t know, is this a top of a bra?” Chelsea asked, handing him the top that went with it.

He kept digging through the box, pulling out a pair of white knee-high socks and a hair ribbon. “Nice choice!”

“There’s shoes that go with them too, but they’re just in the bottom of my bag. Happy Valentine’s!” she leaned in for a kiss, teasing her tongue lightly against his lips. “Should I get dressed or open mine first?”

“Open it. That way you can put it all on at once.” He pulled a much smaller box out of his bag and passed it to her.

She unwrapped and opened it, grinning wide, “Oooh, this’ll be fun! Maybe we should go out somewhere and try it…” She pulled out a pink C-shaped vibrator. “Did you put the app on your phone yet?”

“I did. Go put it on with your new outfit, and we’ll figure out how to try it out.”

Chelsea giggled, grabbed all the gifts, and ran off to the bathroom. “Be back soon. Check out the furniture and unpack some of the other toys!”

Arnold smiled and walked over to the cross, fiddling with one of the rings a little.


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TMI Tuesday: February 6th & 13th

We got a bit behind, but we’re catching up tonight!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013 (oh hey, the year changed; whoops!), even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 5, 2013

Posted on February 4, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

SinnerMan strikes again! This week’s questions are brought to you by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

The Erotic Home

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1. When you bought your bed frame, did you evaluate it in terms of ropes, handcuffs, etc?

Jayden: No, but we use the straps that go under the mattress, so they’re good on pretty much any bed.

Richard: We have a fancy tilty bed and a giant mattress, it was a lost cause.

2. Aside from beds, was sex ever a major consideration in choosing a piece of furniture?

Jayden: Not that I recall.

Richard: Nope.

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Hallmark: Part 18

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


“What do you want to do for Valentine’s?” asked Arnold. They were sitting on the couch one Saturday afternoon, the events of New Year’s largely unmentioned in the intervening weeks. Arnold had gone over to “Pete’s” a few times and come back without any marks (Chelsea had checked). 

“I don’t know… Why don’t we just book a room (with two beds) somewhere, eat dinner and watch a movie in one of them, and fuck all night in the other,” said Chelsea, reaching down and giving his fingers a squeeze. He’d started asking her to tie his wrists, loosely, when they were in the apartment.

“Oooh, that does sound fun! Do you know anyplace fun to do it?”

“I used to…” Chelsea pulled her phone out of her pocket and stared at it, biting her lip.

New Year’s was fine. I could call him. Arnie hangs out with him like every other week…

She dialed from memory, her heart beating faster with each tap of her fingers.

“I’m surprised you didn’t delete my number,” said Mark. She heard his smirk over the phone, and her face flushed.

“I did,” she said.

“Oh, did you get it from Arnie?”

“I still knew it.” 

“Repeat that, please. You were mumbling.”

“I said I still knew it,” she said, glaring at the phone, making sure he heard it.

“Always nice to be remembered.”

“Speaking of phone numbers, have you talked to Julie since you got back into town?”

“Yeah. She saw I was back and sent me an invite to her munch, why?”

“Is she still running that B&B out of her mom’s old place?”

“She is! Daddy took me there! It’s so good!”

Chelsea held the phone away from her ear as Hannah screamed. “Do you have me on speaker?”

“Yeah. I’ve kind of got a handful of pigtails right now. And Hannah’s always on speaker regardless…”

“Gross. Can you text me her number after you cum?”

“Yeah. Want me to punish her if she takes too long?”

“No. I’m not in that big of a hurry.”

“Aww, you’re making her pout.”

“Will you vouch for me if she asks?”

“I don’t know, you took a rather cavalier attitude with safe words and whatnot in the basement…”

“What do you want, Mark?”

“Just to make you squirm a little.”

“So that’s a yes, then?”

“I guess. Sure you don’t want me to rough her up a bit? You seemed like you enjoyed it.”

“Goodbye, Mark!”

She hung up on the phone and slumped on the couch.

“Your friends are weird,” Arnold said.

“He’s more your friend than mine.”

He shrugged. “So what was all that about?”

“A friend of ours runs a little kinky B&B out of her mom’s old townhouse.”

“She’s your friend, but you don’t have her number?”

“I haven’t really talked to her since Mark and I broke up. Last time I saw her, it didn’t go so well.”

“And Mark is going to tell her that you’re cool?” He drew out the last word.

“Don’t turn into a brat. I’m going to tell him to lock Hannah in a crate or something when you’re over for game day. But yes. To get into places like that, you have to know somebody who will say you’re not shady or whatever. Julie might’ve let me in, for old times’ sake, if she needs the money. Or she might decide to be petty. Mark can smooth it out. Probably.”

“What makes a kinky B&B different from a regular one?”

“She’ll have some bondage furniture, maybe some toys. It’ll be good for you, we can check out some stuff that I don’t have, decide what we like.”

“Ooh, we should go to the store again. That was fun!”

“Look at you, turning into a regular freak,” she slid closer to him on the couch, rubbing her hand over the bulge starting in his shorts. “What do you want to get?”

“Mmmm,” he squirmed. “A new outfit for you… a cheerleader, maybe. And maybe we can get some nicer rope. This is kind of scratchy.”

She squeezed a little harder. “You’re pretty picky for someone who didn’t even know what any of this stuff was a couple months ago.”

He tried to give her a stern look. “Now who’s being a brat? If you want my cock you’ll make sure I enjoy myself, whore!”

She smiled a little, rubbing faster, “Sorry, Sir. Let me just get this out…” She started slipping a finger under his waistband. “Ow!”

He slapped her lightly on the back of the hand. “You think I’ll screw you dressed like that? If you pick out a sexy enough outfit, maybe you can have my dick later.”

It was her turn to pout. “I hate how much I like when you’re like this.”

He smiled down at her, “It makes me feel a little guilty sometimes, but as long as you like it.”


Finally to Valentine’s Day!

Come back soon for TMI Tuesday, more Hallmark, and maybe even a Sexy Short!