TMI Tuesday: January 31st, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 24th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Super Bowl Sunday Celebration

(or any sports party)

Even if their team is not going to the Super Bowl, millions of people love an excuse to party. So party we will. Tell us what your ideal Super Bowl Celebration (or any sports party) looks like by answering:

1. What’s your favorite _____ that you’ll serve at the party (name one item for each):
a. choice of beer
b. choice of wine
c. choice of distilled spirit
d. choice of mixed drink
e. choice of chip
f. choice of dip
g. choice of take-out food (pizza, burgers, Chinese food, wings, etc)
h. choice of homemade food
i. choice of salty food
j. choice of sweet food

Jayden: none, something sweet, uhh, fuzzy navel, low-salt chips, onion dip, pizza, meatballs, popcorn (with butter), cake

Richard: Pre-Budwiser Rolling Rock, Dante’s, Scotch, Amaretto Sour, home made, salsa con queso, Thai, bread, pretzels, ice cream.

2. What will you wear at the party?

Jayden: Something cute and a little sexy. Maybe a shorter skirt.

Richard: Nothing. I only like no-pants-parties.

3. You will be having your very own half time show at the football party. What is that half-time show? Briefly describe.

Jayden: I’d be singing, probably. Maybe Richard and I would do a duet.

Richard: Muppets.

4. What team do you wish was playing in the Super Bowl?

Jayden: I don’t care.

Richard: Packers.

5. The Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs are in Super Bowl 2023, who do you want to win?  (ummm…yeah, I had to google that info…LOL)

Jayden: Eagles. It’ll make my mom happy.

Richard: Eagles.

Bonus: Have you ever made a football (or Super Bowl) bet that involved sex? Tell us about your own Super Bowl of Sex.

Jayden: I haven’t, but that sounds like fun. I would do that. (Actually, maybe? I think there was once a football bet of spanking based on which team lost. It was between my ex and one of our partners, so I wasn’t fully involved.)

Richard: No, but I guess it’d make it more interesting.

Bonus Bonus: Will you watch the Super Bowl? Do you even care about the Super Bowl? American football at all? What’s your can’t live without sport?

Jayden: Nope. Nope. Nope. And none. *shrug*

Richard: Maybe? A little. Not particularly. Curling.

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TMI Tuesday: January 24th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 24th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Would you rather…?

I [the original TMI Tuesday author] am a Graham Norton fan. He has a newish show called “Would You Rather” that airs on BBC America (you know the Top Gear-Gordon Ramsay channel…ugh!!). I grabbed these fun questions from WYR.

1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? Explain.

Jayden: Socks. At least they’re further away from my nose. I’m a sloppy slut most of the time, so my underwear would be awful.

Richard: Socks. At least I can change my sock liner.

2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Explain.

Jayden: I’d rather not get eaten, thank you very much. Plus, I mean, veal is good…

Richard: Veal is ok, but I’m more of a lamb guy.

3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?

Jayden: My grandfather had a lot of money, so I would steal from him. (He was generous with it, so it was never even a consideration, but he wouldn’t miss it.)

Richard: My grandfather on my dad’s side had hundreds of dollars stashed around the house. The junk company found it when they cleaned out. I’ll just take some of that, he obviously didn’t miss it.

4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants?

Jayden: Bats! Bats aren’t as bad as their reputation.

Richard: SKY PUPPERS!

5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?

Jayden: Small head. It’s always easier to find things to put on smaller body parts than larger ones.

Richard: I would like a large lower head. Sorry, not sorry, Jayden’s holes.

Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex with your significant other in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.

Jayden: Oh jeeze. Both?

Richard: The first one. I don’t mind putting on a show. I don’t think I’d like getting gangbanged. Groped is good though.

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TMI Tuesday: January 17th, 2023

The author TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 17th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

1. Play naked twister with?

2. Love?

3. Excites you beyond belief?

4. Enjoy ass play with?

5. Shower with?

6. Undress?

7. Rim?

8. Elope with?

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why?

Jayden: Well, uh, this is easy. Richard. I want to do all those things and more with Richard, and… I’ve done everything on that list except play naked twister.

(Richard decided this list was too long to make parody answers to, so he’s just skipping it, haha.)

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TMI Tuesday: January 10th, 2023

The author TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 10th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles.

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

Jayden: Can I say both? I want to say both. I like length that can hit my cervix and width that will stretch me out.

Richard: Having minimal experience, I’m going to say length. It just seems like there’s more to do with it, and it’s less likely to become uncomfortable.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Jayden: Nope. I’ve had bigger than I prefer, but I was able to handle it.

Richard: No. I’m clearly a total size queen. Or just only had like 3 normal sized dicks.

3. Best place to put a penis?

Jayden: In my pussy, but I would be sad if that was the only place Richard put it. 😉

Richard: In Jayden. Or on Jayden. Really anywhere Jayden related.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

Jayden: Jerk off, 100%. I want to know what it feels like. And, let’s be real. I’m a pain slut, so I’m sure I would beg for some CBT.

Richard: Like, I only get my penis for another day, I get someone else’s penis, or I get a bonus penis? If bonus penis, I guess DP Jayden. If I’m about to lose my penis, I guess regular penetrate Jayden. If someone else with a penis shows up, probably suck it.

Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

Jayden: All of the above. I want it all.

Richard: I no longer have a penis due to how unsexy this question is.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

Jayden: Uhh. I haven’t named Richard’s penis except to say that it’s fucking perfect. It’s too big. It hits my cervix, stretches me out, gags me when I suck it, and I feel like I’m going to be broken in two when it’s in my ass. It is *exactly* what I want.

Richard: One of my partners called it, “The Majestic Curve”

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TMI Tuesday: January 3rd, 2023

Dang it! We already missed the first one of the year. Ah well. Nowhere to go but up, as they say. A little late, but better than not at all.

Wishing All A Happy, Healthy, and Safe 2023. TMI Tuesday is up.

1. Who in your family is most likely to be attacked by a bear?

Jayden: If you count my family as me, Richard, and my daughter – Richard. He likes hiking slightly more than me, but the two of us go camping a lot.

If you count the family I grew up in, me. None of them are outdoorsy.

If you mean a bear, then my dad, who is one and is married to one.

Richard: Yeah. It’s me.

2. When using a urinal, where do you look?

Jayden: I can’t say that I’ve ever used one, but I would definitely be awkward and staring straight ahead, trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone.

Richard: Right in her eyes.

3. When was the last time you actually spoke with a telemarketer?

Jayden: I couldn’t tell you. I don’t answer the calls if I can help it, and if I accidentally answer one, I immediately tell them I’m not interested and hang up.

Richard: At least several years.

4. Which vegetable would make a decent weapon?

Jayden: A large zucchini. It would make a good club.

Richard: A giant fosselized asaparagus. They’re very phallic spear shaped.

5. Do you clap at the end of an airplane flight?

Jayden: No. Why? Why would you ever do that?

Richard: This is one of the things that the internet talks about a lot but I’ve never seen in real life.

Bonus: New Year’s Resolutions, did you make any?

Jayden: Nah. I have the goals I often have, but I try not to consider it resolutions because those tend to fail. I posted about it here.

Richard: If I did, I’ve already forgotten them!

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TMI Tuesday: December 27, 2022

1. Would you rather live in a real haunted house or a gingerbread house?

Jayden: Gingerbread house. 100%.

Richard: Haunted. Gingerbread house would have so many ants.

2. One practical use for your belly button is _____ .

Jayden: It makes me laugh when Richard plays with it.

Richard: I wonder if you could fit a dime in there…

3. Do you trust birds? If not, why not?

Jayden: I mean, they’re generally wild animals. I’m sure domesticated ones are fine.

Richard: I trust crows.

4. What’s wrong with you?

Jayden: A lot, haha. I’m too much of a perfectionist, for one thing.

Richard: I finally got diagnosed with psoriasis after over a decade. It’s good to know I have a (relatively) benign condition, and not some horrific unknown disease.

5. Would you rather be a millionaire but NOT have friends or family or be broke but have friends and family?

Jayden: Be broke but have friends and family. Not even a question.

Richard: I’ll pick millionaire. No real reason, I just feel like being contrary to Jayden.

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TMI Tuesday: December 20, 2022

TMI Tuesday is posted.

1. Would you rather work on Christmas day and earn 4 times your daily salary or spend the day with your family?

Jayden: We don’t usually celebrate ON Christmas day anyway, so I’d rather earn the money.

Richard: I don’t think anyone would show up to my job on Christmas day, so I’ll get paid 4 times to have some reading time and Zoom with my family if they want.

2. Would you rather spend a snowy day outside playing winter games/sports or spend a snowy day inside with your most annoying relative?

Jayden: Take me outside!

Richard: CURLING

3. For the month of December would you rather sing jingle bells really loud every time you enter a room or wear a Santa suit every day?

Jayden: Wear a Santa Suit. They would go with my Santa hat earrings.

Richard: I would jingle so many bells.

4. Would you rather choose your presents or be surprised?

Jayden: A mix is nice. 🙂 But if I have to pick, I’d rather choose.

Richard: Choose. It’s just a waste of time/money/landfill if I don’t like then.

5. Would you rather be Scrooge before he meets the ghost of Christmas or be the Grinch before becoming good?

Jayden: Scrooge, at least he had money and could use it to help people after he meets the ghosts.

Richard: The Grinch. You get to blow your horntuber and ride a ridiculous sleigh.

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TMI Tuesday: December 13th, 2022

Posted on December 12, 2022 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is posted.

1. Would you rather have a cold December holiday season or a warm holiday season?

Jayden: Cold! MORE SNUGGLES!

Richard: Cold. Cold all year. Always cold.

2. Would you rather help Santa deliver presents or help Santa in his workshop?

Jayden: Hmm. I’d like delivering presents, but mostly if I could see the looks on people’s faces.

Richard: Workshop. I like building stuff, and I don’t get to do it enough.

3. Would you rather wear nice clothes all Christmas day or wear pajamas?

Jayden: Another tough one. I like wearing fancy clothes sometimes, but PJs on Christmas are fun.

Richard: Christmas is a pajama day!

4. Would you rather eat fruit cake for two days straight or eat candy canes for two days straight?

Jayden: Candy canes. I don’t love them, but I really don’t like fruit cake.

Richard: Fruit cake. Candy canes aren’t even food. Your mouth would be so sticky. Ick.

5. Right now would you rather eat gingerbread cookies or drink hot chocolate?

Jayden: Gingerbread cookies. I can’t have chocolate.

Richard: Hot chocolate. I’m too full to eat anything.

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TMI Tuesday: November 29th, 2022

TMI Tuesday is posted.

1. What is something minor or seemingly insignificant in your life that actually contributes greatly to your happiness?

Jayden: Chores. When I moved in with Richard, he did evening chores, so now we have our set chores we do every night. It makes such a difference in our lives. The dishes are done every night, we keep up with the laundry, etc. etc. (And I give him so much credit for implementing it, making us do it, and probably doing more than I do.)

Richard:

2. Describe your life in 5 words.

Jayden: We’re getting married this weekend!

Richard: I want snuggles and Panaynay

3. Have you ever been screwed over? What happened and how did you respond?

Jayden: I have. Specifically at work, someone reported that I did something I didn’t do. Nothing happened, because my boss knew better. But all I can say is: document, document, document.

Richard: I, similarly, lost a job because someone else wasn’t doing theirs. It was a crappy summer job and I got a better one like a month later, so no big deal.

4. What did you think was cool when you were young but is not cool now?

Jayden: Smoking. I never smoked, but all of my friends did. They were so cool. I’ve still never smoked, and now I’m 100% proud of it.

Richard: Yugioh.

5. Would you rather stay in or go out on a Friday night?

Jayden: Both? I don’t think I could pick, but if I had to, I’d stay in if Richard is staying in. 🙂

Richard: I like to go out on Friday, but low key (like happy hour or over a friend’s house). That way you can enjoy your Saturday. Saturday is more of a go out and party night for me, and there’s usually less going on Sundays anyway.

Bonus: Which word would you use if you could only use one for the rest of your life?

Jayden: Fuck. So versatile.

Richard: Fuck is a good answer.

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TMI Tuesday: November 8th, 2022

Coupling

Oops, somehow this was in our drafts. 🙂 Posting now!

1. You unexpectedly had sex with your friend’s partner. You feel guilty. Your friend’s partner keeps texting you begging you not to say anything about the two of you having sex. Would you tell your friend or keep mum?

Jayden: Tell my friend. I’m not very good at keeping secrets like that.

Richard: How does this even happen? Either way, tell my friend. Also, stop texting me friend-partner. I only get like 5 texts a week.

2. How often would you like to spend time away from your significant other?
a. once a week
b. once a month
c. never, we like to be together all the time

Jayden: c. or maybe between b and c? Nah, who am I kidding? I give Richard space when he wants/needs it, but I prefer to be together. SNUGGLES!

Richard: A. One evening a week is nice. I sit around naked playing video games/watching crappy TV without feeling guilty.

3. Do you think couples should argue regularly for a happy relationship or marriage?

Jayden: Have discussions, sure. Argue, not necessarily.

Richard: Everyone should argue all the time.

4. What causes you to feel insecure in a relationship?

Jayden: (Should we get our therapist on the line for this one?) I feel insecure when I feel like my partner doesn’t reassure me that they love me and that they want me.

Richard: I feel insecure that Jayden left her ex husband after we started having an affair.

Bonus: If you were asked, “Why do you keep meeting the wrong people on dating apps?” what would you respond?

Jayden: Richard wasn’t on a dating app when I was. 😛

Richard: I’m just imagining meeting someone with a super common name on a dating app, getting to the coffee shop (or wherever) and winding up on a date with “The Wrong Becky” or whatever. One of my best friends called Jayden “Wrong Jayden” after Wrong Hordak from the She-Ra reboot for a while, since they had the same name.

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TMI Tuesday: November 1st, 2022

Money, Money, Money

1. True or False. You can never have enough money.

Jayden: False. There’s a maximum, for sure. I would love to try to reach it so I could use my excess money to help others.

Richard: False.

2. Will money solve all your problems? Why or why not?

Jayden: I feel very lucky I don’t have a ton of problems. More money would certainly help, but there are some pretty big ones that can’t be solved with money.

Richard: It would probably solve, or put a big dent, in most of them.

3. Agree or disagree.  I will not buy something unless it is new (e.g. furniture, car, clothes).

Jayden: Disagree. There are lots of used things I buy. In fact, this is the first time in my life I’ve owned a new couch.

Richard: Disagree. I’m trying to embraced the reuse.

4. Is it important to save for a rainy day (aka emergency fund)?

Jayden: Absolutely. It’s hard, though.

Richard: Yes.

5. Complete the sentence. If I win millions in the lottery I will _____ .

Jayden: Pay off all our debts! There are precious few, but there are some.

Richard: Also pay off all our debts. I think we have more than Jayden thinks.

Bonus: Dating costs money: dating apps, outfits, grooming, and the date itself. Tell us how you plan to make a great cheap date?

Jayden: Go for a walk in the park with some snacks bought at the grocery store (cheese, crackers, grapes). Bring a board game from home.

Richard: Fucking is free.

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TMI Tuesday: September 6th, 2022

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were created by Yummy aka Heelsnstocking and yours truly 11 years ago. It’s so good it deserves doing again.

NAKED


1. What do you wear to sleep in?

Jayden: Nothing. I prefer to sleep naked.

Richard: Usually a pair of boxers. I like naked, but it’s better for my skin.

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

Jayden: Sometimes, when my daughter isn’t around, at least. I never used to, so that’s been a new thing when I started dating Richard.

Richard: Usually. Putting on pants is the worst part of being naked.

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

Jayden: I would if Richard told me to, which would probably only be in a situation where he knew who was at the door.

Richard: I have a few times, when I knew who it was. I did it more in college.

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TMI Tuesday: August 9th, 2022

I present to you TMI Tuesday!

1. Does your smartphone have a grip on you? In one hour, how often do you check your phone?
a. I am glued to my phone. I check it every 1-2 minutes; it is satisfying.
b. I check it 1-2 times per hour.
c. I check my phone only when I get notifications, and I don’t get many.
d. I check at lunch time and at the end of the day mostly, unless I get a notification.

Jayden: (a) when I’m not working, (b) when I am working

Richard: (e) I often don’t know where my phone is.

2. Israeli spyware Pegasus* marketed and sold to other governments is used to spy on activists, journalists, and political leaders. Do you believe hackers are monitoring your smartphone?

Jayden: I’m sure someone is. I hope they like kinky memes and geeky things.

Richard: I believe being monitored is the purpose of my smartphone.

3. When in flight, on an airplane, do you put your phone in flight mode?

Jayden: Yeah, we’re supposed to, right?

Richard: I think I usually just turn it all the way off. It’s easier.

4. What is the lock on your smartphone?
a. facial recognition
b. fingerprint
c. numerical code
d. pattern
e. I don’t lock my phone

Jayden: (d). I used to have (a), but I never set it up with my new phone, and I had (b) but it didn’t work right, so I gave up.

Richard: (c)

5. Do mobile phones interfere with your relationship(s)? How?

Jayden: I don’t think so. Richard makes me put it down sometimes when I’m Doom Scrolling.

Richard: I don’t think so. Neither of us are on them enough for it to be a major problem.

*Source: https://www.sciencefocus.com/future-technology/hackers-monitoring-phone/

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TMI Tuesday: July 19th, 2022

Most things in life are moments of pleasure like dishing at TMI Tuesday blog.

1. Would you rather be attracted to for your body or your mind?

Jayden: My mind. I don’t like my body now, much less when I’m older… Richard likes it though.

Richard: Body. Most people I know who are attracted to people for their minds are the kind of people that will lock you in their basement.

2. What would be more embarrassing for you out in public–to be seen tripping or adjusting your “package”?

Jayden: I mean… both happen on a regular basis. I’m frequently tripping and my boobs are big, so they get adjusted. *shrug* I guess tripping is more embarrassing.

Richard: Package. Tripping is funny or something.

3. If you are going to be famous what is it for?

Jayden: I hope writing. Other than that, I don’t know what I could get famous for.

Richard: I guess writing too. I hope not.

4. Would you rather urinate in port-a-potty or nearest bush?

Jayden: Port-a-potty. Squatting sucks. It’s so hard not to just have piss running down your legs…

Richard: Bush

5. What new beginning are you excited about?

Jayden: I am excited to be going back to school.

Richard: TOWEL ANIMAL FOLDING

Bonus: Burrito or Tamale

Jayden: Burrito. I love burritos.

Richard: Burrito. How is this even a question?

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TMI Tuesday: July 19th, 2022

Take part in this guilty pleasure that is TMI Tuesday.

1. Confession booth. Confess two things right here on TMI Tuesday.

Jayden: I love the Bachelor franchise even though it’s trash TV. I have a lot of kinks that are hard limits for many people.

Richard: I spend Bachelor time most weeks sharpening knives. I hate vacation.

2. I am guilty of _____ .

Jayden: never being satisfied with myself.

Richard: not getting enough sleep

3. A big box is delivered to you. The address is correct but the name on the label is not you. Do you open the box?

Jayden: This happened to us! We (meaning Richard) turned it into the apartment management office. It was one of those meal delivery boxes. They refrigerated the box and contacted the person. A week later, another box showed up. Richard went to bring it down, and they ended up giving us both boxes.

Richard: So yes.

4. How long have you held a grudge?

Jayden: I try not to, but there are a few things that are hard to let go of.

Richard: Probably about a year.

5. Does anyone have a grudge against you? Why?

Jayden: Probably. I was someone’s second wife, and I’m pretty sure the first wife held a grudge against me.

Richard: Yes. I don’t actually know why, I just know he wanted to shoot me.

Bonus: There is this one thing in my life I wish I had not done. I wish I had not _____ .

Jayden: put myself last for so long.

Richard: gone to such a crappy school for undergrad. And then no one would’ve wanted to shoot me. Probably. I guess I could’ve pissed someone else off.

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TMI Tuesday: June 2022

Since we missed all of June for TMI Tuesday, here are all of the TMI Tuesdays we missed!

June 7th, 2022

Questions lifted from Stephen Colbert Show as he posed them to Elvis Costello.

We need to know:

1. What is the best sandwich?

Jayden: Peanut Butter and Jelly

Richard: A PROPER cheesesteak. Which no one knows how to make around here!

2. Scariest animal?

Jayden: Sharks. I am very scared of things like spiders, but they aren’t animals.

Richard: Ants

3. Ever asked someone for an autograph?

Jayden: Sure, I mean, I’ve been to Disney and I had all the character autographs as a kid. Other than that, I’ve gotten some autographs at shows before.

Richard: Pretty much the shame. I have like 5 hats with Greg Lewsinski’s autograph, because they came with a barbecue sandwich.

4. Favorite action movie?

Jayden: Lethal Weapon

Richard: Die Hard

5. Fave rom-com?

Jayden: Serendipity

Richard: I don’t have one, but I will say that Serendipity is an absolute disaster.

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6. Window or aisle?

Jayden: Window. I’m short, so I don’t need the leg room.

Richard: Aisle. I like to stretch out, and you can get up whenever you want.

7. Favorite smell?

Jayden: Lilacs. I love them.

Richard: Sage

8. Least favorite smell?

Jayden: Vicks!

Richard: Lilies

9. Most used app on your phone?

Jayden: Facebook. Ugh.

Richard: Probably discord

10. You only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life, what is it?

Jayden: That’s so tough. I can listen to the same song on repeat for a long time, but the rest of my life? I’m sure I’d pick something by Calum Scott. Probably You Are The Reason.

Richard: This dude just played an accordion cover of Margaritaville while we ate dinner, and it was pretty amazing.

Bonus: Describe the rest of your life in five words.

Jayden: They lived happily ever after.

Richard: Can it be over yet?

June 14th, 2022

1. Has a stranger ever done something nice for you? What?

Jayden: Yes, but I’m having trouble thinking of a specific example. Certainly many have held doors for me.

Richard: Someone let me in in traffic yesterday.

2. What was the first thing you did this morning?

Jayden: Rejoice that I wasn’t nauseated and vomiting.

Richard: Went to the diner.

3. Fill in the blank. My lover was _____ .

Jayden: not worth the trouble. Richard is SO much better.

Richard: not my wife. Now she is! 

4. Money fights. When was your last fight about money? Who was it with? Did the issue(s) get resolved or is it still lingering destined to cause another fight?

Jayden: I don’t remember the last one I had. Probably with my ex. I don’t think Richard and I have ever fought about money.

Richard: Same

5. Tell us the best advice you received.

Jayden: Don’t listen to respond. Listen to understand.

Richard:  Anything worth doing is worth screwing up.

6. Tell us the worst advice received.

Jayden: Enjoy every minute when your kids are little. It goes fast! (Yeah, of course it does, but you shouldn’t feel guilty for not enjoying every minute! There are some awful ones when kids are little.)

Richard: Put oil in your pasta water.

June 21st, 2022

1. What keeps your life exciting?

Jayden: Richard. We go on adventures together!

Richard: Yelling ADVENTURE whenever I do something.

2. What is something you do to embrace your insecurities?

Jayden: I face them head on with Richard. We talk about them and helps me address them.

Richard: I look at the absolute disaster that we tolerate in other people and realize I can’t possibly do any worse.

3. Where do you find joy on the internet?

Jayden: I really like those random listicles. Richard hates them.

Richard: The multitool.org forums and wikis.

4. There is going to be an exhibition in your honor. What 5 things from your life must go on display? Why those particular pieces?

Jayden: A cross stitch I finished, a landscape picture I took, a color coded spreadsheet, a blanket I crocheted, a book I wrote

Richard: I’ll just leave out five things of sourdough starter so people can take them, I don’t really want to be exhibited anyway.

5. I do not want to do _____ . Please do not make me _____ .

Jayden: I do not want to answer a month’s worth of TMI Tuesdays. Please do not make me answer them all! (I guess no one is making me, but I blame Richard.)

Richard: I do not want to wear high heels that are four sizes too small. Please do not make me race in them. (But I won.)

June 28th, 2022

1. Tell us 10 things that scare you. (You get 5 from each of us. We’re so behind.)

Jayden: Spiders, scorpions, flying bugs, losing all my computer files, my house burning down.

Richard: Ants, dogs, my car flying off a cliff, kayaks, global fascist takeover.

2. When it comes to sex, which of the following do you and your partner disagree about more:

Where to have sex, when to have sex or how often to have sex?

Jayden: How often to have sex. Richard thinks I want it a lot more often than him. I don’t think it’s as much as he thinks.

Richard: How often. I did the math, Jayden needs at least 2.5 times a day.

3. Worse thing to do as a couple:

a. dieting
b. picking a movie
c. building something from Ikea

Jayden: Dieting. We are really good at building things! Although, picking out movies is hard, too.

Richard: I dunno, we kind of diet together since we eat most of the same meals. I think it’s picking movies.

4. What is the most organic thing in your home right now?

Jayden: Richard’s sourdough bread, probably.

Richard: IT’S ALIVE!

5. Tell us the best thing you bought to enhance your life for under 30 usd.

Jayden: Bathtub pillow. It makes taking baths a lot more comfortable. 

Richard: Probably a Swiss Army Knife. I think I got a used Executive around that price earlier this year.

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TMI Tuesday: July 12th, 2022

Looky Looky

1. What movie dialogue do you know by heart?

Jayden: The first one I ever learned was The Lion King. I was probably 8 when I started literally writing the dialogue down in a notebook… I probably still have it somewhere.

Richard: Star Wars (probably ANH) is the highest percentage. The Transformers (80s, not the Michael Bay disaster) is up their too though.

2. Which show do you watch the most?

Jayden: The Bachelor franchise. I know it’s trash TV, but I love the drama.

Richard: Probably King of The Hill. I’ve watched the whole thing front to back multiple times, and clips of it come up pretty often in my feeds to add on.

3. Do you get shy on camera?

Jayden: Not too shy, but I often hate the way pictures of me come out.

Richard: I’m bad at smiling, so I always try to stick something in my mouth.

4. How often do you take selfies?
a. Once a week
b. A few times a week – Jayden
c. Every day
d. Never – Richard

Jayden: I try to take selfies to share when I’m out doing fun things.

Richard: Very occasionally I’ll initiate one if Jayden and I are out somewhere, but basically never of just me. Usually she asks for one first.

5. Do you like being watched?

Jayden: Not especially. It depends on the situation…

Richard: Usually. I like attention.

Bonus: What’s the last thing you got in trouble for?

Jayden: Umm… I lost track of time when Master (Richard) told me to come upstairs in 30 minutes. I was probably on Facebook. Whoops.

Richard: Horseplay at the hotel pool.

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TMI Tuesday: July 5th, 2022

TMI Tuesday–play it again. First time here? Welcome.

1. What is the most ambitious work you’ve done in the past five years?

Jayden: Writing-wise, writing 50k in 24 hours. I did it three times. And I’ll probably never do it again.
Professionally, changing jobs during covid.
Educationally, applying for and being accepted to a doctoral program.

Richard: I got married!

2. What is the biggest risk you’ve taken in your life?

Jayden: Leaving my husband. I had been with him my entire adult life, and he made a lot more money than me. I’m doing well though, really well.

Richard: I turned in smut for homework!

3. What do you do when no one is watching?

Jayden: Cry, a lot, haha. Most TV shows make me cry. I can’t help it.

Richard: Usually play video games, just because when Jayden isn’t home is the easiest time to do it.

4. How do you get attention?

Jayden: From Richard, I playfully whine that I need kisses and snuggles. He usually acquiesces.

Richard: Just existing, I guess. I generally try to avoid it.

5. Who do you stalk on the internet?

Jayden: My daughter’s favorite YouTuber. I want her to start doing Cameos again so I can get one for my daughter, but… she just had a baby, so I understand why she’s busy right now.

Richard: Some random guy who reads the same books as me, but has the worst takes.

Bonus: What did you watch last night?

Jayden: Nothing? I think I watched part of an episode of Survivor while I did the dishes. I’m also watching The Magicians on Netflix and Richard and I are working through Futurama, but we didn’t watch either last night.

Richard: If Jayden didn’t watch anything, I didn’t either.

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TMI Tuesday: May 31st, 2022

Today is Macaroon day. Macaroon NOT Macaron, the french cookie. Did you know if you search Macaroon a bunch of pictures of Macaron pop up? It takes a deeper dive to find a single photo of the coconut-y, mini cake.

Did you know that the word macaroon comes from the Italian word maccarone, meaning paste?

On with the MACAROON celebration for TMI Tuesday.

1. Have you eaten a macaroon? Did you like it?

Jayden: I…don’t remember. I feel like I did, and I didn’t like it. It might have been coconut, which I don’t like.

Richard: Once or twice, but I also don’t like coconut.

2. Do you prefer a coconut macaroon or the original almond paste version?

Jayden: I don’t like coconut, so probably almond paste, but I don’t love that either.

Richard: The original

3. Have you made macaroons? Share your recipe if you’d like.

Jayden: Nooope! Not my thing. 🙂

Richard: I have not.

4. To jazz up a basic macaroon–egg whites, sugar, and coconut–which of the following will you add?
a. chocolate
b. fresh fruit or fruit preserved
c. candy
d. cinnamon

Jayden: Cinnamon. All sweets are better with cinnamon.

Richard: Cinnamon, so Jayden will eat them and I don’t have to.

5. Would you rather eat a macaroon or macaron?

Jayden: I don’t know. I don’t care for either, honestly. I guess a macaron because there are more flavor options.

Richard: Lavender Macaron!

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TMI Tuesday: May 24th, 2022

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Another fantastic blast from the past! Do play, do enjoy.

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were created by an anonymous blogger and lurker. This week’s theme– THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY. Thank you Anonymous#1 

1. What made the best sex partner you’ve ever had so good?

Richard: Good communication, and compatible kinks.

Jayden: I have nothing to add to what Richard said…

2. What made the worst sex partner you’ve ever had so bad?

Richard: I wasn’t super attracted to them, and basically just had sex with them to prove a point. Neither of us really enjoyed it much. I don’t think it was their fault, so much as the situation.

Jayden: I mean, I got actually raped once. That was no picnic. Other than that, bad partners are just partners who don’t communicate well.

3. Who was the most physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Richard: There was a redhead I dated for a year or so just after I finished undergrad. Just the right amount of curvy, and red hair was a nice change (though dark hair is still my favorite.)

Jayden: I struggled for a long time to answer this question because physical attractiveness isn’t really a thing for me. It’s mostly an emotional attraction for me. And hands down, that person is Richard.

4. How was it?

Richard: Pretty good. Our kinks were reasonably compatible. She had a weirdly tight vagina (in a bad way), but her asshole was usually lubed from it enough that we had a lot of anal.

Jayden: Excellent. We have great sex.

5. Who was the least physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Richard: Probably the girl from answer 2. She was just kind “plain.” I don’t think there was anything specifically wrong with how she looked, but I knew her for years and I can’t picture her at all.

Jayden: One time, my ex and I had a 4some with a couple we met on a swinging site. It was…bad. There is no other way to describe it. I think the lack of emotional connection had a lot to do with it. And the guy never took off his socks, which was…weird.

6. Why did you do it?

Richard: I had sex with her friend, and for some reason that meant she felt I had to have sex with her. I think she was trying to prove she was better or something.

Jayden: I felt like I had to? I don’t really know. It wasn’t rape, and I don’t think anyone pressured me, I just felt like it was an expectation so I did it. If I were in a similar situation now, I’d just say no thanks and end the date, but at that point in my life (more than a decade ago), I didn’t.

7. How was it?

Richard: Kind of boring.

Jayden: Bad. Real bad.

Bonus: Describe a bad sexual experience you admit was your fault.

Richard: Funny answer- One time, I fell asleep and wound up shoving my elbow into the girl I was snuggling’s vagina. Serious answer- I was doing some face slapping with a partner, and accidentally hit them in the ear. That ended the scene pretty quickly. I aim much more carefully now.

Jayden: I have always been bad at telling partners what I want. I don’t know why. I write dirty fucking sex scenes, but I have trouble verbalizing it. Always have. So there have definitely been some times where something wasn’t what I wanted, but I didn’t say anything because…I don’t know why. I got shy, I guess.

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