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TMI Tuesday: May 21, 2013

Posted on May 20, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is here again! Thank you to blogger sweetendirty.wordpress.com for this week’s fun questions.

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Who’s Counting?

1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number or people you have been with?

Jayden: Not at all. I had a list once upon a time, but that was more than two decades ago.

Richard: I did at one point, but not anymore. I could probably make one if I needed to.

2. To get specific, How many people have you –

a. slept with
b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)
c. given oral to
d. received oral from

Jayden: I couldn’t even estimate.

Richard: I would say a,c, and d would all be within or two of each other and probably around 10. B would be a couple lower since a few of those were just hookups

3. What is the most amount of people you have been with at one time? (twosome, threesome, foursome, etc)

Jayden: 6, including me (and Richard)

Richard: Same (if we’re counting that). I feel like that was more “people in the same room having sex” than “all having sex together” though. I was going to say four.

4. Have you ever had multiple partners in the same day, just different times? (One person in the morning, another at lunch, and one at dinner, etc)

Jayden: I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of a specific time.

Richard: (Jayden is blocking out all the times she had terrible sex she had with her ex husband a couple hours after having good sex with me.) (Jayden: Oh yeah. Definitely. Whoops…)

Yes, but not much of a story. Sometimes you’re seeing multiple people and have sex with one in the afternoon and one in the evening. I don’t think I ever got above two in a day. Now I kind of want to do a wacky rom-com “OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY SCHEDULED SIX PEOPLE FOR SEX IN FOUR HOURS!” thing.

Bonus: Describe your best multiple person encounter, either something that actually happened or one that you would want to happen. Or both. 😉

Jayden: A fantasy I have looooong had was a gang bang. Me, tied up and used by many men (women are welcome, too, but I just love dick so much). I 100% would not be able to walk afterward. I saw it in a porn once and can’t get the image out of my head decades later.

Richard: I was dating a girl who was local for college, but whose family lived out of state. She had a cnc/gangbang fantasy, so when she came back from Christmas break one year, I told her to let herself into my apartment, but that I would be running “errands” (I think I was actually hiding in a closet, or maybe just around the block). When she got inside there were directions on the bed to leave the doors unlocked, clean herself up, strip, get out a couple toys, lay down, and put on a blindfold. I let her sit and stew for a couple minutes, and then texted another couple we played with a few times to come in. They came in and felt her up a little, slapped her a few times with a paddle, etc. When she realized there was at least one person who wasn’t me, she got soaked pretty quickly. We played with her for a minute or two more before I ordered her to roll over (as much to let her know I was there as to reposition her) and had the other couple spitroast her while I took some pictures. We fucked her for a couple minutes (it’s kind of awkward to get two dicks and a strapon in one person) before pairing off to finish.

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TMI Tuesday: May 14, 2013

Posted on May 13, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Navigating Sex

1. Answer Yes or No:

Jayden/Richard
I Regret My First Kiss No/No
I Miss My First Love No/Yes
I Married My First Love No/No
I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me Yes/Yes

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

Jayden: Monogamish. We’re only seeing each other, but we accidentally had an orgy once…

Richard: I grope dudes sometimes.

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!

Jayden: c. I would be honest with Richard. In the end, I’m a sub, so if Richard wants it, he gets it. That said, he’s super respectful of me, and if I’m really not up for it, he’ll respect that. But I like getting used by him when I’m sleepy, so…

Richard: I guess b is closest. Sometimes I’m tired, but tell Jayden I could probably do it if she gets me wound up a little.

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

Jayden: He doesn’t, but I don’t do it.

Richard: I think Jayden would mind, but I also do not.

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

Jayden: c. I’ll try pretty much anything.

Richard: c.

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

Jayden: That’s a great question that I don’t have a great answer to. I’m not sure there are any super-memorable masturbation stories. Oh wait, I have one. When I was driving up to meet Richard ~6 hours away, I pulled off at a gas station late at night to get a snack and masturbated (at his direction) in the dark parking lot. Very, very hot.

Richard: I think my best would just be a time I came really hard. I can’t think of any specific ones, but I assume it was one time when I was playing with a partner long distance.

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TMI Tuesday: May 7, 2013

Posted on May 6, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday celebrates one of my favorite hobbies…masturbation.

Masturbation Month 2013

1. My favorite place to masturbate is ________ ?

Jayden: The bathtub. I haven’t in a while, but it’s hot.

Richard: The bedroom, but that’s really more of a default than a favorite.

2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?

Jayden: I have. I did it at the planetarium under a coat once many, many years ago. I’m sure there have been other items, but that one comes to mind.

Richard: I have a vague memory of trying to do it in line at a themepark when I was young and dumb and horny. I think it lasted about 5 seconds before I realized that just because I didn’t have my dick out it wasn’t that sneaky.

3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?

Jayden: Not particularly. I like touching my partner when we’re together.

Richard: I find it kind of awkward, honestly.

4. When was the last time you masturbated?

Jayden: Uhh, I couldn’t tell you, honestly. Probably not since Richard was away for a week or so.

Richard: Sometime in the last week or so. Even though Jayden is very available and fun to fuck, it’s still nice to just take care of myself once in a while.

5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

Jayden: Yes, many times when I was too young to be doing it, for sure. And I’m sure I did some in college, too.

Richard: Sure.

6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?

Jayden: It’s a rare, but sometimes thing I like.

Richard: Not particularly. Again, seems kind of awkward.

Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?

Jayden: I have I’m sure, but I couldn’t actually find a file.

Richard: I don’t think I’ve ever recorded it, only done it live on a video call or whatever.

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TMI Tuesday: April 16, 2013

Posted on April 15, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex sex and more sex

1. Have you ever considered yourself completely sexually satisfied?
(Thank you Sex in Words for this question)
Jayden: Yes. Sometimes I even get sore and don’t want more.
Richard: Yeah. Sometimes I’m done and ready for snuggle naps.

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TMI Tuesday: April 9, 2013

Posted on April 8, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

I found inspiration for this week’s questions from my readings around the web. (Thank you Feedly for making reading my blogs and fave websites easy and fun again.)

If, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
Jayden: A, but can I have thicker hair instead? Or more hair? Or both. My hair is so thin, I look bald.
Richard: B. My skin is awful. It wouldn’t just make me prettier, it would legitimately make me more comfortable and remove simplify my life

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
Jayden: We did a lot of spring cleaning already, so probably not much.
Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he would throw out *everything*

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
Jayden: Something near the water.
Richard: Something underwater.

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?
Jayden: Nope
Richard: No

Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?
Jayden: Hot tamale
Richard: I’m going to say “The Shelf” just to spite Jayden who says my butt can’t hold things up.

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TMI Tuesday: April 2, 2013

Posted on April 1, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The idea for this TMI Tuesday was ripped straight from my friend’s blog A Reluctant Bitch.

An Open Book

If your life were a book, what would the parts or chapters be titled?

Your book should have at least 5 parts or chapters.

Need a little inspiration or further explanation? Check out how Jz handled the question…click here

Jayden: 

Richard: 

• Chapter 1) So you’re born… now what?
• Chapter 2) Learning a bunch of stuff that will be out of date before you need it.
• Chapter 3) Workin’ for THE MAN
• Chapter 4) Nap time all the time!
• Chapter 5) So you’re dead… now what?

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TMI Tuesday: March 26, 2013

Posted on March 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Memorable Moments

What are your five (5) most memorable/amazing sexual moments?

You may simply list them or elaborate on why they were so memorable.

Jayden (and parenthetical Richard): 

1. The first time with Richard. He used all my holes. Fucking hot. (And peed in all of them!)
2. When Richard saw me in my high heels. He definitely fucked me with his eyes right there in the store. (We were trying to go in public to be good!)
3. There was one time when a friend was teaching my ex to cane me. He told me to just tell him when I’d had enough, but I was stubborn, so I didn’t stop him. The bruises were *glorious*. (I have never gotten Jayden to bruise well. I’m going to start making her take baby aspirin or something.)
4. The first birthday Richard and I spent together. I think we had sex six times? Seven? Something like that. It was hot as hell. (I normally hate my birthday, but that one was nice.)
5. The time that I ran away to Richard’s apartment and got snowed in. Now we’re married, and we just live together. (I told her it would happen, and she didn’t believe me.)

Bonus:  What is one quality you appreciate in a lover?

Jayden: Thoughtfulness.

Richard: A filthy mouth.

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TMI Tuesday: March 19, 2013

Posted on March 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were created by an anonymous blogger and lurker. He has submitted four great sets of questions and this week’s theme– THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY– is no exception. Thank you Anonymous#1 🙂

1. What made the best sex partner you’ve ever had so good?

Jayden: He pays attention to my needs and my reactions. Mmm, so good.

Richard: Good noises!

2. What made the worst sex partner you’ve ever had so bad?

Jayden: He smelled bad.

Richard: Starfish!

3. Who was the most physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Jayden: If you go with society’s definitions of attractive, probably someone in college. Emotion makes attraction for me, so Richard is the most attractive. ❤

Richard: I dunno, I feel like I’d have to have sex with them all at the same time or something to judge.

4. How was it?

Jayden: The guy in college wasn’t great. I don’t remember if he ever even got me off.

Richard: Most of them were pretty good.

5. Who was the least physically attractive person you ever had sex with?

Jayden: I think there was a guy I met in my brief swinger phase who was unattractive, mostly because he smelled.

Richard: Same as number 3.

6. Why did you do it?

Jayden: Great question! Weakness? Unwillingness to say no? I would just say no now.

Richard: I loved them or something?

7. How was it?

Jayden: Pretty terrible.

Richard: Probably ok.

Bonus: Describe a bad sexual experience you admit was your fault.

Jayden: I’m sure there were some really awkward ones in my previous marriage. We weren’t good at communicating, with each other or other people.

Richard: I had an ex who wasn’t super kinky. We had some bad anal, and I probably should’ve just stopped, but I was in “no safeword, no stop” mode. I feel kinda skeezy about it.

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TMI Tuesday: March 12, 2013

Posted on March 11, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday was submitted by Swinging Gemma of Erotic Adventures blog. Thank you.

FASHION POLICE

1. What is the most revealing thing you have ever worn in public?

Jayden: I once wore legit lingerie to a club in Boston. Very sexy. 

Richard: How public? I’ve been naked in semi-public places a bunch of times. Other than that, I guess shorts? I’m a boy, so it’s pretty tame.

2. Have you ever unwittingly shown more than you intended in public due to a wardrobe malfunction?

Jayden: Yeah, in middle school. That one was NOT sexy, but I could see it being sexy as an adult.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. Are you more likely to arrive at an event over or under dressed?

Jayden: Over. Although I wear sneakers a lot, I wear dresses a lot, too.

Richard: Under. I don’t like to dress up. I think I look silly.

4. Tell us about a time when you have arrived at a venue and immediately wished you could leave because you were dressed completely inappropriately?

Jayden: I can’t think of a time, honestly. 

Richard: All the time.

5. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you love with a passion?

Jayden: I love when Richard wears soft shirts that I get to touch. Like flannels. Passionate love. shrug

Richard: Wasn’t I not allowed to wear flannels at one point? I like Jayden’s “rape heels.”

6. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you hate with a passion?

Jayden: Argyle knee-high socks with shorts. I dated a guy (briefly) who did that. Bleh.

Richard: I can’t think of anything.

Bonus: You and your friend are going to a special event and you know that he/she has spent a lot of time and possibly money on their outfit and are very excited about what they have created. They refuse to show you their outfit until you are both ready to leave for the event and you find that they look awful. What do you do?

Jayden: I don’t have a good fashion sense, so I’d probably keep my mouth shut and hope that I was in the wrong.

Richard: Knowing my friends, I’d assume it’s a bit and/or hipster thing.

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TMI Tuesday: March 5, 2013

Posted on March 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were produced by Heelsnstocking and Hedone.

Making Sacrifices and

Resisting Temptation

1. What did you give up for lent?

Jayden: I don’t do lent, so nothing.

Richard: I gave up giving up stuff.

2. What sexually could you never give up?

Jayden: This is a tough question. The obvious answer would be orgasms, but I think I would miss vaginal intercourse more.

Richard: Domming

3. What act would you like to do for 40 days and 40 nights?

Jayden: Snuggles!

Richard: SNUGGLES!

4. What sexual sacrifice have you made? Why?

Jayden: I gave up good anal for many years for the sake of my first marriage. So glad I get great anal now!

Richard: Jayden can’t cum from penetration, which is a shame. I love her, though.

5. Have you ever been tied to a cross or anything else?

Jayden: Yes, and I love it!

Richard: I like getting tied to chairs and wriggling out.

6. What part of your body do you like worshiped?

Jayden: Tits

Richard: Balls are probably my favorite, but cock, ass, or feet are good too.

7. What can your partner do to you that makes you feel true bliss?

Jayden: Orgasms. Richard’s fingers are magical.

Richard: The way Jayden’s ass squeezes my cock.

Bonus: Tell us about a time you were tempted. Did you give in or resist?

Jayden: The first time I kissed Richard, I wasn’t supposed to. But there he was, inches away from me, his body pressed close to mine. I couldn’t resist him, and I still can’t, years later.

Richard: I WAS TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE!

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TMI Tuesday: February 26, 2013

Posted on February 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

BLOGLAND & YOU

1. Do you write/manage another blog?

Jayden: Yes, but as part of a team. I work with the A to Z Blog Challenge (coming up soon!)

Richard: Yes. 

2. Pick 3 random blogs from your blogroll and tell us why they are on your blog roll.

Jayden: Molly’s Daily Kiss (fun and flirty), Coffee and Ink (more serious, but still fun), Anonymously Hal (short and sweet, makes me feel something)

3. Look around your blog, tell us about two pages or links you want us to visit, be sure to provide a link to them in your answer to this question.

Jayden: Welcome! Buy my books! Please? And A to Z 2017. This was when I did a run-through of my Choose Your Own adventure. It was awesome!

4. Do you have any unique interests that you have never shared before? What are they?

Jayden: I don’t think I have a lot of unique interests. Gaming (board games, RPGs), cross stitch, crochet, sex (duh), writing…

Richard: I read THE CLASSICS and blog about it.

5. What’s your current obsession?

Jayden: Cross stitch. I’m working on a custom piece for our new house.

Richard: Stormgate! It’s nice to finally get on the ground floor on an RTS.

Bonus: Has blogging helped or hurt your sex life?

Jayden: Helped, I think. It’s definitely opened my world up to more kinky things!

Richard: Probably helped. I’m sure there’s some kink we talked about because it came up on here.

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TMI Tuesday: February 19, 2013

Posted on February 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday time again.

Fill in the blanks.

1. I’m the type of person that likes to be _____ in bed.

Jayden: touched

Richard: SNUGGLED!

2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would _____ .

Jayden: have a great time

Richard: learn about chaos theory.

3. The worst part about _____ when I am naked is _____ .

Jayden: sleeping, having to put clothes on in the morning

Richard: everything, when I stop being naked.

4. I regret my first _____ .

Jayden: time having sex. I was too young. (Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe in regrets, but if I did… I got suuuuper lucky that I didn’t get pregnant or any STDs. Dumb kid..)

Richard: college choice? It was awful. This phrasing makes it hard to think. I regret a lot of things.

5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was _____ .

Jayden: golden showers

Richard: taking pictures of my feet. It wasn’t super sexy, but it was fun to come up with different ways to pose and stuff.

6. Recently, I _____ someone.

Jayden: kissed (Richard)

Richard: SNUGGLED!

Bonus: You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

Jayden: Have a grand time, I imagine.

Richard: I guess I’m in charge of the snack table.

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