TMI Tuesday: April 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


We fell wayyyy behind and then Richard got sick (nothing major; just a sinus infection), so here are my responses anyway! Maybe Richard will catch up sometime soon. 🙂

TMI Tuesday April Redux

April 3rd, 2012:

Sex on Fire

1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?

Jayden: Richard. I can’t resist him.

2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?
a. To feel happy
b. To learn
c. To relax, relieve tension
d. To orgasm

Jayden: d, of course. And maybe it’s to watch porn with Richard so we both get hot and bothered and then have sex, but the orgasm is an important part of that.

3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?

a. The star of the porn film–Doug Hardwicke or Fachina Istite
b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc.
c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work
d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots

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TMI Tuesday: March 28th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


A Song For You

The Temptations – “A Song for You” – TMITuesday’s favorite version of this much recorded song.

Answer the following questions using only song titles. Make sure you link to the song or the song’s lyrics so that we can listen to or read the song.

By Jayden:

1. What is your present state of mind? Manic Monday

2. How do you feel about your spouse, significant other, or someone you lust for? I love you Just The Way You Are

3. Describe your job. Virtual Insanity

4. What are you hungry for? Hungry for SEX

5. What’s your favorite color? Blue

6. What gets you excited? Butts!

7. Who do you think you are? I’m my own grandpa! (I’m not, but my step-dad is younger than me!)

Bonus: Describe your life. Feel free to elaborate on your song choice. Lucky I’m very lucky with my life in so many ways. And I am so grateful for it. ❤


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Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday: March 21st, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


31 Favors

31 Sexual Favors for her/him features 31 circular tokens promising a variety of sexual services that will leave your partner utterly satisfied. You could drop one in her purse or in his lunch as a hint of what’s to come later or to hint at what sexual delight you’d like to savor.

This TMI Tuesday let’s play our own 31 Sexual Favors. List 31 unique and exciting sexual activities or services you’d put on your very own tokens that are guaranteed to make you the favorite flavor of the week.

(Running short on time or kinky ideas? …at least list 10 sexual favors). Have fun my little sexies 🙂

Jayden: I don’t know how unique these are, but they are fun and exciting things.

Here are some things I could do on my own that would wind me up and get me very excited.

  • Wear a butt plug.
  • Masturbate in secret in a semi-public space.
  • Expose my breasts in public. Don’t get caught!
  • Take some pictures to post online.
  • Pee my panties.
  • Wear nipple clamps.
  • Wear a wearable vibrator in public.
  • Wear Ben Wa balls in public.
  • Place 5+ clothes pins anywhere on my body.
  • Masturbate while a passenger in the car.
  • Go out in public with no panties.
  • Finger my ass.
  • Fuck my ass with a dildo/vibrator.
  • Write a sexy story.
  • Strip naked in a public restroom or changing room and take pictures.

Here are some things that I would do with/for Richard:

  • Cum in my ass.
  • Piss in my ass.
  • Pin me against the wall by my throat.
  • Choke me with your cock.
  • Give you a rim job.
  • Restrain me and tickle me.
  • Wear high heels. How quick can you catch me?
  • Pee on me in the shower.
  • Spank me.
  • Beat me.
  • Flog me.
  • Paddle me.
  • Give you a massage.
  • Take a shower together.
  • Consensual non-consent.
  • Use the Wartenburg Wheel on me.

I’m sure Richard would be happy to pick any of these!


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TMI Tuesday: March 14th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


This week’s TMI Tuesday idea is brought to you by Mistress Gail who was inspired by the handy little app that allows you to add anything to your Amazon gift list–the universal wish list button.

Let your imaginations run free because we want to know what secret something or someone you’d add to your wishlist.

1. We all know and love a Top 10 list, who or what is number one on your wishlist?

Jayden: A house. This apartment is too small, haha!

Richard: I just want grad school to be over.

2. Tell us 2 naughty things you’d put on your wishlist and 2 more naughty or nice things you’d add to the list.

Jayden: A cage and a thumper are the top of my list. For my other wish list items, I’m waiting to see how things go with our new RV. I’m sure I’ll want things for that!

Richard: A service sub and a violet wand. A pipe organ! Stargate Blu Rays.

3. Your order has been mixed up and instead of your selected gift you receive Fireman Sam (see http://mollysdailykiss.com/2011/12/07/inflation/). What do you do?

Jayden: I’m sure there’s something funny we could do with it.

Richard: The link is broken. What do you use a broken link for? Poorly securing a fence…

4. The miss-delivery is sorted and you get the right order. Because of the mix-up you’ve also received a free gift voucher for one of many new accessories available to enhance your new wishlist item. What do you choose?

Jayden: I would love to get the thumper from above.

Richard: An extra long cord.

5. Your best friend arrives at your back door just as the courier (who is to die for) arrives at the front door with your accessory delivery. What do you do? (choose one)
a) usher your friend away because it’s ALL YOURS! and you can’t wait, let alone share
b) tell your friend to come inside with the intent to have them join in
c) what the heck, two’s company, four’s an orgy! (invite the courier in as well)

Jayden: It depends on the friend, but most of my friends, probably b. I might not use it in front of them, but we’d definitely look at it together!

Richard: I think most of my friends would appreciate an extra long cord and a sci-fi sex toy, B.

Bonus: Do you have a real wish list in the works? If yes, what’s on it?

Jayden: Sort of. The two naughty things above are realistic in the future, just not right at the moment.

Richard: I have an Amazon wish list. It’s mostly knives, sporks, and watches.


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TMI Tuesday: March 7th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

This week’s TMI Tuesday consist of questions pulled from various TMI Tuesday posts from the year 2010.  If you played with us back then and already answered these questions, feel free to reproduce your answers. It’s fine, there are a lot of new TMI Tuesday players. Of course, things have changed over time so you could give all new answers to the questions, too.

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The link after the question, is the URL of the blogger that created that TMI Tuesday question(s).

1. November 23, 2010 – Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening? (www.playfullyyours.blogspot.com)

Jayden: I have, many times, actually. Even back to my single days (so, uh, high school?), I remember sharing a hotel room with a guy and we stayed up and talked all night long. Nothing happened, though I desperately wished it would at the time. Now I don’t even remember his name.

Richard: Yeah. I was there to watch out for ghosts. There were no ghosts.

2. November 9, 2010 – When it comes to swinging or partner swapping, which would excite you more, watching or being watched? (virtualsin.wordpress.com)

Jayden: Hmm, I’m not entirely sure. Probably being watched, though I get self conscious. I like feeling self conscious though. Somehow it’s sexy for me.

Richard: Being watched for me too. I feel like that’s a general feeling not related to swapping though.

3. November 2, 2010 – Would you vote for a candidate caught in a sex scandal? (virtualsin.wordpress.com)

Jayden: Yeah. I don’t particularly care about candidates’ personal lives. I am also sure that anything done would be blown out of proportion.

Richard: I guess it depends on the sex scandal. Probably, as long as it’s not something absurd like a ritual sacrifice sex cult.

4. October 11, 2010 – Do you masturbate to porn, and if so, what is your favorite genre? (virtualsin.wordpress.com)

Jayden: The only two times I can remember masturbating in the last two years have been for Richard’s amusement, and we weren’t watching porn. Prior to that… I didn’t watch a lot of porn, but my favorite porn genre is predicament bondage and/or forced public nudity/public sex.

Richard: I’ve always been more of an erotica guy. Either way, pretty similar to my actual sex preferences. BDSM, humiliation, etc.

5. September 7, 2010 – What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them? (www.pleasure-principle-hedone.blogspot.com)

Jayden: Being unnecessarily rude to the server, finding out they aren’t supportive of women’s rights, LGBTQ+ rights, or were racist (though I try to ensure that before the first date), and if they were checked out and not interested in me at all.

Richard: 3 feels like a lot, but I’m sure there’s actually thousands. Let’s go with ones that’ve actually happened. Lying, being boring, or being rude (especially to the server.)

(I didn’t get checked by Jayden ahead of time. ;P)

Jayden: I had a panic-meltdown worrying about it until we had The Talk. Turns out, Richard and I are 80% the same person and 18% complementary.

Bonus: Is your sex drive in park, neutral or over-drive. Explain.

Jayden: Over-drive. Richard and I have been together for over two years, but I think I’m still making up for a lackluster sex life in the past.

Richard: Yeah. Sometimes I think we need to downshift for more traction or something. We’re just so busy.


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TMI Tuesday: February 28th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, this day in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Sex & Romance

This week’s TMI Tuesday is about sex and romance. Who doesn’t enjoy a little romance or the art of seduction before engaging in sex? Often times the prelude is better than the actual ‘event’.

1. You are sitting alone in a restaurant because your lunch date is late. Do you:
a) Throw something and then make out with the waiter.
b) Check to make sure he or she didn’t get into an accident, then wait patiently for two hours and use the time to compose a love song or poem.
c) Send a nasty text followed up by a voice mail telling him/her that “romance is dead and so are you!”
d) Wait for 20 minutes, and then text-message a pal to join you for lunch.

Jayden: I don’t know… probably b, though I’d be more likely to pull out a book or something.

Richard: D. I don’t have all day, and I’m not letting a perfectly good lunch go to waste.

2. What’s more important, a romantic relationship or your career?

Jayden: Romantic Relationship, but that said, Richard always supports my career.

Richard: Romantic Relationship. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be able to car pool to my career.

3. You love to role play in the bedroom, which one of these is more likely to be your kink?
a. Doctor and the naughty nurse
b. You’re the gardener, I’m the hoe
c. Persnickety principal and the wayward pupil that needs a spanking
d. Me Tarzan, you Jane
e. Scattered-brain boss and the seductive secretary

Jayden: Maybe e, but I’d be the scatterbrained one. Or d. Primal is fun.

Richard: B. Only because I want to make Jayden try to pick me up.

4. When you want sex, who tends to make the first move?
a. Me! I like to go for what I want.
b. It varies. Sometimes my partner/significant other/date or sometimes me.
c. Oh definitely the other person. Even if I want it, I’m not about to admit such a thing.
d. I drop subtle hints hoping he/she will pick up on it.

Jayden: b – I love when Richard initiates, but I also like to let him know what I want.

Richard: B

5. When it comes to lovemaking, select the answer that best describes you/your attitudes
a. vanilla – meets society’s middle of the road standards
b. adventurous
c. kinky
d. trisexual – I will try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.  –Mae West

Jayden: c – duh, haha.

Richard: C

6. You want to seduce that sexy someone, what is the sweet-nothing that you’ll whisper in his/her ear?

Jayden: “Hurt me, Master?”

Richard: I’m going to kiss your brain!

Bonus: What’s your idea of a romantic getaway?

Jayden: A cabin in the woods where I can get loudly fucked and “raped” repeatedly without getting interrupted.

Richard: With snow!


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TMI Tuesday: February 21st, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, this day in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

As I cruise around the Internet reading my regular blogs and discovering new ones, the content of other bloggers often gives me ideas for TMI Tuesday questions. A few of you did that for me this week. I encourage TMIers to click on the links and read the blog posts that prompted a specific question.

1. List ONE word to describe your last sexual encounter.

Jayden: Sexy

Richard: Moist

2. Can you recall your worst sexual experience? Why was it so awful? Did you do anything at the time to try to make it better?
Inspiration: http://husbandtwomindssexually.blogspot.com

Jayden: My ex and I had an encounter with another couple that was…weird. I don’t know why either of us didn’t call it off, and I’m not even sure exactly how to describe it. (And that was when I realized I was not a swinger.)

Richard: I had anal that was very painful for a partner once, to the point where I was somewhat concerned that it was going to cross the line from uncomfortable into assault. I stopped.

3. Do you fuck outside the box?
Inspiration: http://hausofmm.blogspot.com/2011/04/fucking-outside-box.html?
We all have a laundry list of things–features, demographic characteristics, etc. that we like and/prefer in a sexual partner. Do you ever deviate from that list? Give an example.

Jayden: I have long semi-joked my type is “gamer.” Every time I’ve tried to date someone who wasn’t a gamer, it just…doesn’t work out. All of my successful adult relationships have been with gamers.

Richard: I think the closest thing I have to a “type” is plus size women, but I’ve dated enough people that weren’t that it wouldn’t be earth shattering if I dated someone who wasn’t. I guess we’ll see how it goes now that Jayden is going all petite on me.

4. Do you blend BDSM in to your relationship? If yes, just in the bedroom or in other areas of your life? Explain.

Jayden: I wear a collar 24/7, so yeah it’s in all areas of my life. Outside of the bedroom, it often is an undercurrent rather than in the forefront, but it’s always there.

Richard: Jayden has to ask to pee.

5. Does the thought of your partner/significant other having sex with another person turn you on? Would you want to watch the act? Would you like to join in?

Jayden: Not particularly. I’d be more inclined to join in than watch.

Richard: Not specifically. I’ve watched Jayden have sex with other people before. It was ok. I would prefer to join in.

Bonus: Fill in the blanks.

I like it _____ on the outside and ______ in the middle.

Jayden: I like it crispy on the outside and chewy in the middle.

Richard: inside out/outside in

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TMI Tuesday: February 14th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, this day in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

It’s the Half-naked-winged-man-in-his-undies-carrying-a-bow-and-arrow day.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Whether you celebrate Valentine’s Day or think it’s a consumer-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance, just have yourself some fun by answering these TMI Tuesday questions.

1. Cupid is the god of desire, affection, and erotic love. As the myth goes, a person who is shot by Cupid’s arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like Cupid to shoot?

Jayden: Richard. Duh.

Richard: Jayden already has uncontrollable desire for me. Maybe I should have him shoot me. Either I’ll develop self love, or just jerk off a lot.

2. Earlier in the evening you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese Restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. Three fortunes appear:
1- “Your patience will be rewarded.”  What would you like that reward to be?

Jayden: I feel really lucky in a lot of things in my life, but I guess patience in getting my doctorate. I want that to pay off.

Richard: Someday, our cat will let me pick her up…

2- “Try something new.”  What is the something new you want to try?

Jayden: Something new, hmm, let’s see… Something in the bedroom probably. Richard, any ideas? 😉

Richard: Masks! (We just talked about this earlier today.

3- ” ’tis better to give than receive.”  What would you like to give?

Jayden: Blow job. Fuck my face. Please?

Richard: More than Jayden can handle. She’ll take it anyway like a good slut.

3. If you were to write a special Valentine message (e.g., card, letter, etc.) what is that message?

Jayden: I wrote one to Richard, but he hasn’t seen it yet, so shhhh. But, I’m sure you all know the gist. I’m so lucky to have found Richard, and I’m so grateful he’s my partner. ❤

Richard: I just put our name on it. Jayden likes our name.

4. Are you doing something special for Valentine’s day or is it just another day?

Jayden: I have a late meeting at work and then graduate class, so… we’re going to do something fun tomorrow.

Richard: I’m watching anime and eating a kid’s TV dinner. And beets!

5. You must give chocolate to your secret Valentine for Valentine’s Day. The chocolate is in the shape of your what?

Jayden: Uh, “your what”? Boobs, I guess?

Richard: I guess penis?

Bonus: You can make your own valentine heart candy. What is your message? (Go to this link. Create your candy. Post the generated Valentine candy on your blog).

Jayden: All I need is U! (Not very original, I know.)

Richard:

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TMI Tuesday: February 7th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, this day in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

Jayden: (d) Push the twin beds together!

Richard: Yeah. How is this even a question?

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?

Jayden: I don’t know if I have anything truly odd. It’s clothes, books, sex toys (which I guess some people would be surprised by, but no one here), jewelry,…

Richard: Jayden has creepy jewelry box that looks like it would possess you if you took anything from it.

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

Jayden: I love flannel, but I sleep too hot. I also love Jersey, but same thing. So… cotton.

Richard: B PIMA PERCALE OR BUST!

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

Jayden: I used to sleep with them tucked in, but Richard hates it and I don’t care, so we sleep with them tucked out.

Richard: I tuck them under my feet sometimes.

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?
a.  8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c.  12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer.

Jayden: (a) Usually around 9:30 on a work night, but (b) on the weekends.

Richard: Is C literally anytime between noon and midnight?

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

Jayden: We don’t have a bedroom door and the closet door hides where the litter box is, so that door has to stay open.

Richard: So the monster hiding in the closet can see us bang.

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

Jayden: My old bed was broken, but I don’t know if that happened during sex or not. Probably?

Richard: I feel like I damaged an old chair or something when I was in college.

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?

Jayden: Soft, but not memory foam for sex.

Richard: I want to try a hammock. It probably won’t work well.

8. What do you sleep in?
a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt
e. Nothing

Jayden: (e) Nothing. I hate sleeping in clothes.

Richard: Usually a pair of boxers. I used to sleep naked, but I scratch in my sleep sometimes.

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TMI Tuesday: January 31st, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 24th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Super Bowl Sunday Celebration

(or any sports party)

Even if their team is not going to the Super Bowl, millions of people love an excuse to party. So party we will. Tell us what your ideal Super Bowl Celebration (or any sports party) looks like by answering:

1. What’s your favorite _____ that you’ll serve at the party (name one item for each):
a. choice of beer
b. choice of wine
c. choice of distilled spirit
d. choice of mixed drink
e. choice of chip
f. choice of dip
g. choice of take-out food (pizza, burgers, Chinese food, wings, etc)
h. choice of homemade food
i. choice of salty food
j. choice of sweet food

Jayden: none, something sweet, uhh, fuzzy navel, low-salt chips, onion dip, pizza, meatballs, popcorn (with butter), cake

Richard: Pre-Budwiser Rolling Rock, Dante’s, Scotch, Amaretto Sour, home made, salsa con queso, Thai, bread, pretzels, ice cream.

2. What will you wear at the party?

Jayden: Something cute and a little sexy. Maybe a shorter skirt.

Richard: Nothing. I only like no-pants-parties.

3. You will be having your very own half time show at the football party. What is that half-time show? Briefly describe.

Jayden: I’d be singing, probably. Maybe Richard and I would do a duet.

Richard: Muppets.

4. What team do you wish was playing in the Super Bowl?

Jayden: I don’t care.

Richard: Packers.

5. The Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs are in Super Bowl 2023, who do you want to win?  (ummm…yeah, I had to google that info…LOL)

Jayden: Eagles. It’ll make my mom happy.

Richard: Eagles.

Bonus: Have you ever made a football (or Super Bowl) bet that involved sex? Tell us about your own Super Bowl of Sex.

Jayden: I haven’t, but that sounds like fun. I would do that. (Actually, maybe? I think there was once a football bet of spanking based on which team lost. It was between my ex and one of our partners, so I wasn’t fully involved.)

Richard: No, but I guess it’d make it more interesting.

Bonus Bonus: Will you watch the Super Bowl? Do you even care about the Super Bowl? American football at all? What’s your can’t live without sport?

Jayden: Nope. Nope. Nope. And none. *shrug*

Richard: Maybe? A little. Not particularly. Curling.

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TMI Tuesday: January 24th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 24th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Would you rather…?

I [the original TMI Tuesday author] am a Graham Norton fan. He has a newish show called “Would You Rather” that airs on BBC America (you know the Top Gear-Gordon Ramsay channel…ugh!!). I grabbed these fun questions from WYR.

1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? Explain.

Jayden: Socks. At least they’re further away from my nose. I’m a sloppy slut most of the time, so my underwear would be awful.

Richard: Socks. At least I can change my sock liner.

2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Explain.

Jayden: I’d rather not get eaten, thank you very much. Plus, I mean, veal is good…

Richard: Veal is ok, but I’m more of a lamb guy.

3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?

Jayden: My grandfather had a lot of money, so I would steal from him. (He was generous with it, so it was never even a consideration, but he wouldn’t miss it.)

Richard: My grandfather on my dad’s side had hundreds of dollars stashed around the house. The junk company found it when they cleaned out. I’ll just take some of that, he obviously didn’t miss it.

4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants?

Jayden: Bats! Bats aren’t as bad as their reputation.

Richard: SKY PUPPERS!

5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?

Jayden: Small head. It’s always easier to find things to put on smaller body parts than larger ones.

Richard: I would like a large lower head. Sorry, not sorry, Jayden’s holes.

Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex with your significant other in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.

Jayden: Oh jeeze. Both?

Richard: The first one. I don’t mind putting on a show. I don’t think I’d like getting gangbanged. Groped is good though.

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TMI Tuesday: January 17th, 2023

The author TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 17th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

1. Play naked twister with?

2. Love?

3. Excites you beyond belief?

4. Enjoy ass play with?

5. Shower with?

6. Undress?

7. Rim?

8. Elope with?

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why?

Jayden: Well, uh, this is easy. Richard. I want to do all those things and more with Richard, and… I’ve done everything on that list except play naked twister.

(Richard decided this list was too long to make parody answers to, so he’s just skipping it, haha.)

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TMI Tuesday: January 10th, 2023

The author TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 10th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles.

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

Jayden: Can I say both? I want to say both. I like length that can hit my cervix and width that will stretch me out.

Richard: Having minimal experience, I’m going to say length. It just seems like there’s more to do with it, and it’s less likely to become uncomfortable.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Jayden: Nope. I’ve had bigger than I prefer, but I was able to handle it.

Richard: No. I’m clearly a total size queen. Or just only had like 3 normal sized dicks.

3. Best place to put a penis?

Jayden: In my pussy, but I would be sad if that was the only place Richard put it. 😉

Richard: In Jayden. Or on Jayden. Really anywhere Jayden related.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

Jayden: Jerk off, 100%. I want to know what it feels like. And, let’s be real. I’m a pain slut, so I’m sure I would beg for some CBT.

Richard: Like, I only get my penis for another day, I get someone else’s penis, or I get a bonus penis? If bonus penis, I guess DP Jayden. If I’m about to lose my penis, I guess regular penetrate Jayden. If someone else with a penis shows up, probably suck it.

Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

Jayden: All of the above. I want it all.

Richard: I no longer have a penis due to how unsexy this question is.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

Jayden: Uhh. I haven’t named Richard’s penis except to say that it’s fucking perfect. It’s too big. It hits my cervix, stretches me out, gags me when I suck it, and I feel like I’m going to be broken in two when it’s in my ass. It is *exactly* what I want.

Richard: One of my partners called it, “The Majestic Curve”

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TMI Tuesday: January 3rd, 2023

Dang it! We already missed the first one of the year. Ah well. Nowhere to go but up, as they say. A little late, but better than not at all.

Wishing All A Happy, Healthy, and Safe 2023. TMI Tuesday is up.

1. Who in your family is most likely to be attacked by a bear?

Jayden: If you count my family as me, Richard, and my daughter – Richard. He likes hiking slightly more than me, but the two of us go camping a lot.

If you count the family I grew up in, me. None of them are outdoorsy.

If you mean a bear, then my dad, who is one and is married to one.

Richard: Yeah. It’s me.

2. When using a urinal, where do you look?

Jayden: I can’t say that I’ve ever used one, but I would definitely be awkward and staring straight ahead, trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone.

Richard: Right in her eyes.

3. When was the last time you actually spoke with a telemarketer?

Jayden: I couldn’t tell you. I don’t answer the calls if I can help it, and if I accidentally answer one, I immediately tell them I’m not interested and hang up.

Richard: At least several years.

4. Which vegetable would make a decent weapon?

Jayden: A large zucchini. It would make a good club.

Richard: A giant fosselized asaparagus. They’re very phallic spear shaped.

5. Do you clap at the end of an airplane flight?

Jayden: No. Why? Why would you ever do that?

Richard: This is one of the things that the internet talks about a lot but I’ve never seen in real life.

Bonus: New Year’s Resolutions, did you make any?

Jayden: Nah. I have the goals I often have, but I try not to consider it resolutions because those tend to fail. I posted about it here.

Richard: If I did, I’ve already forgotten them!

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TMI Tuesday: December 27, 2022

1. Would you rather live in a real haunted house or a gingerbread house?

Jayden: Gingerbread house. 100%.

Richard: Haunted. Gingerbread house would have so many ants.

2. One practical use for your belly button is _____ .

Jayden: It makes me laugh when Richard plays with it.

Richard: I wonder if you could fit a dime in there…

3. Do you trust birds? If not, why not?

Jayden: I mean, they’re generally wild animals. I’m sure domesticated ones are fine.

Richard: I trust crows.

4. What’s wrong with you?

Jayden: A lot, haha. I’m too much of a perfectionist, for one thing.

Richard: I finally got diagnosed with psoriasis after over a decade. It’s good to know I have a (relatively) benign condition, and not some horrific unknown disease.

5. Would you rather be a millionaire but NOT have friends or family or be broke but have friends and family?

Jayden: Be broke but have friends and family. Not even a question.

Richard: I’ll pick millionaire. No real reason, I just feel like being contrary to Jayden.

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TMI Tuesday: December 20, 2022

TMI Tuesday is posted.

1. Would you rather work on Christmas day and earn 4 times your daily salary or spend the day with your family?

Jayden: We don’t usually celebrate ON Christmas day anyway, so I’d rather earn the money.

Richard: I don’t think anyone would show up to my job on Christmas day, so I’ll get paid 4 times to have some reading time and Zoom with my family if they want.

2. Would you rather spend a snowy day outside playing winter games/sports or spend a snowy day inside with your most annoying relative?

Jayden: Take me outside!

Richard: CURLING

3. For the month of December would you rather sing jingle bells really loud every time you enter a room or wear a Santa suit every day?

Jayden: Wear a Santa Suit. They would go with my Santa hat earrings.

Richard: I would jingle so many bells.

4. Would you rather choose your presents or be surprised?

Jayden: A mix is nice. 🙂 But if I have to pick, I’d rather choose.

Richard: Choose. It’s just a waste of time/money/landfill if I don’t like then.

5. Would you rather be Scrooge before he meets the ghost of Christmas or be the Grinch before becoming good?

Jayden: Scrooge, at least he had money and could use it to help people after he meets the ghosts.

Richard: The Grinch. You get to blow your horntuber and ride a ridiculous sleigh.

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TMI Tuesday: December 13th, 2022

Posted on December 12, 2022 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is posted.

1. Would you rather have a cold December holiday season or a warm holiday season?

Jayden: Cold! MORE SNUGGLES!

Richard: Cold. Cold all year. Always cold.

2. Would you rather help Santa deliver presents or help Santa in his workshop?

Jayden: Hmm. I’d like delivering presents, but mostly if I could see the looks on people’s faces.

Richard: Workshop. I like building stuff, and I don’t get to do it enough.

3. Would you rather wear nice clothes all Christmas day or wear pajamas?

Jayden: Another tough one. I like wearing fancy clothes sometimes, but PJs on Christmas are fun.

Richard: Christmas is a pajama day!

4. Would you rather eat fruit cake for two days straight or eat candy canes for two days straight?

Jayden: Candy canes. I don’t love them, but I really don’t like fruit cake.

Richard: Fruit cake. Candy canes aren’t even food. Your mouth would be so sticky. Ick.

5. Right now would you rather eat gingerbread cookies or drink hot chocolate?

Jayden: Gingerbread cookies. I can’t have chocolate.

Richard: Hot chocolate. I’m too full to eat anything.

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TMI Tuesday: November 29th, 2022

TMI Tuesday is posted.

1. What is something minor or seemingly insignificant in your life that actually contributes greatly to your happiness?

Jayden: Chores. When I moved in with Richard, he did evening chores, so now we have our set chores we do every night. It makes such a difference in our lives. The dishes are done every night, we keep up with the laundry, etc. etc. (And I give him so much credit for implementing it, making us do it, and probably doing more than I do.)

Richard:

2. Describe your life in 5 words.

Jayden: We’re getting married this weekend!

Richard: I want snuggles and Panaynay

3. Have you ever been screwed over? What happened and how did you respond?

Jayden: I have. Specifically at work, someone reported that I did something I didn’t do. Nothing happened, because my boss knew better. But all I can say is: document, document, document.

Richard: I, similarly, lost a job because someone else wasn’t doing theirs. It was a crappy summer job and I got a better one like a month later, so no big deal.

4. What did you think was cool when you were young but is not cool now?

Jayden: Smoking. I never smoked, but all of my friends did. They were so cool. I’ve still never smoked, and now I’m 100% proud of it.

Richard: Yugioh.

5. Would you rather stay in or go out on a Friday night?

Jayden: Both? I don’t think I could pick, but if I had to, I’d stay in if Richard is staying in. 🙂

Richard: I like to go out on Friday, but low key (like happy hour or over a friend’s house). That way you can enjoy your Saturday. Saturday is more of a go out and party night for me, and there’s usually less going on Sundays anyway.

Bonus: Which word would you use if you could only use one for the rest of your life?

Jayden: Fuck. So versatile.

Richard: Fuck is a good answer.

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TMI Tuesday: November 8th, 2022

Coupling

Oops, somehow this was in our drafts. 🙂 Posting now!

1. You unexpectedly had sex with your friend’s partner. You feel guilty. Your friend’s partner keeps texting you begging you not to say anything about the two of you having sex. Would you tell your friend or keep mum?

Jayden: Tell my friend. I’m not very good at keeping secrets like that.

Richard: How does this even happen? Either way, tell my friend. Also, stop texting me friend-partner. I only get like 5 texts a week.

2. How often would you like to spend time away from your significant other?
a. once a week
b. once a month
c. never, we like to be together all the time

Jayden: c. or maybe between b and c? Nah, who am I kidding? I give Richard space when he wants/needs it, but I prefer to be together. SNUGGLES!

Richard: A. One evening a week is nice. I sit around naked playing video games/watching crappy TV without feeling guilty.

3. Do you think couples should argue regularly for a happy relationship or marriage?

Jayden: Have discussions, sure. Argue, not necessarily.

Richard: Everyone should argue all the time.

4. What causes you to feel insecure in a relationship?

Jayden: (Should we get our therapist on the line for this one?) I feel insecure when I feel like my partner doesn’t reassure me that they love me and that they want me.

Richard: I feel insecure that Jayden left her ex husband after we started having an affair.

Bonus: If you were asked, “Why do you keep meeting the wrong people on dating apps?” what would you respond?

Jayden: Richard wasn’t on a dating app when I was. 😛

Richard: I’m just imagining meeting someone with a super common name on a dating app, getting to the coffee shop (or wherever) and winding up on a date with “The Wrong Becky” or whatever. One of my best friends called Jayden “Wrong Jayden” after Wrong Hordak from the She-Ra reboot for a while, since they had the same name.

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TMI Tuesday: November 1st, 2022

Money, Money, Money

1. True or False. You can never have enough money.

Jayden: False. There’s a maximum, for sure. I would love to try to reach it so I could use my excess money to help others.

Richard: False.

2. Will money solve all your problems? Why or why not?

Jayden: I feel very lucky I don’t have a ton of problems. More money would certainly help, but there are some pretty big ones that can’t be solved with money.

Richard: It would probably solve, or put a big dent, in most of them.

3. Agree or disagree.  I will not buy something unless it is new (e.g. furniture, car, clothes).

Jayden: Disagree. There are lots of used things I buy. In fact, this is the first time in my life I’ve owned a new couch.

Richard: Disagree. I’m trying to embraced the reuse.

4. Is it important to save for a rainy day (aka emergency fund)?

Jayden: Absolutely. It’s hard, though.

Richard: Yes.

5. Complete the sentence. If I win millions in the lottery I will _____ .

Jayden: Pay off all our debts! There are precious few, but there are some.

Richard: Also pay off all our debts. I think we have more than Jayden thinks.

Bonus: Dating costs money: dating apps, outfits, grooming, and the date itself. Tell us how you plan to make a great cheap date?

Jayden: Go for a walk in the park with some snacks bought at the grocery store (cheese, crackers, grapes). Bring a board game from home.

Richard: Fucking is free.

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