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TMI Tuesday: December 17, 2013

Posted on December 16, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

What do vibrators and Festivus have in common?

They are both the subject of this week’s TMI Tuesday.

1. If there is one saying you would put on a tee-shirt what is it?

Jayden: Fuck me harder. (Not really, because I wouldn’t wear that in public.)

Richard: I hate clothes.

2. If you were a vibrator, what speed would you be?

Jayden: High. I’m always moving.

Richard: Slow and rumbly. Just because I like the word rumbly.

3. If you were a vibrator, which description best fits you:
a. small but mighty
b. passion prober, gentle, easy, eventually gets you there
c. big, rugged, pulsating
d. jumping gyrator, feel it everywhere, you may go numb

Jayden: a, though I’d like to be a little smaller overall!

Richard: I guess C goes with my other answer.

4. You must give up a sex/kink act for the rest of your life. Which one of these will you give up? Was your decision hard or easy and why?
You will give up:
a. Giving oral sex
b. Spanking – giving or receiving
c. Receiving oral pleasure on your genitals
d. Receiving nipple play: nipples sucked/lick/kissed/fondled, etc.
e. French kissing aka soul kiss

Jayden: e. I like kissing, but it’s not my favorite thing on this list.

Richard: d. My nipples aren’t that exciting.

5. In 10 words or less tell us about your most recent sexual encounter.

Jayden: Richard is masterful at pleasure. I want more now, please.

Richard: Jayden got drunk, but wasn’t any sluttier.

Bonus: ‘Tis the season of Festivus, it is only 7 days away. The best Festivus tradition is to “Air your grievances.” We don’t have time to hear all of your grievances so tell us your #1 grievance. (Don’t know about Festivus? click here to learn more)

Jayden: Obviously we’re off season, but whatever. I’m down to share my #1 grievance. The state of the world is so fucked up. Why is compassion political? How do I teach people to care about others? Some people really need to go back to elementary school or something. 

Richard: Pants.

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TMI Tuesday: December 10, 2013

Posted on December 9, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

You all know how I love to play “Would you rather…” so we are doing it again. I enjoyed creating these twisted TMI Tuesday questions. Here we go with …

Always expound on your answers, tell us why you made your choice.

1. During sex, would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold your lover?

Jayden: Be blindfolded. It always heightens the senses.

Richard: Probably be blindfolded. If I’m doing the blindfolding there has to be some amount of scene or whatever around it, it’s not something inherently kinky.

2. Would you rather watch your sibling having sex or have the sibling watch you have sex?

Jayden: I’m an only child, but I’d rather be watched in general.

Richard: I’m an only child, but I guess I would rather have sex than watch someone else in general.

3. Would you rather be arrested (not jailed) for soliciting a prostitute or jailed for one month for civil disobedience.

Jayden: Probably for soliciting a prostitute. I’d be afraid of being jailed. 

Richard: Does soliciting count as civil disobedience if I do it for the sake of protesting a bad law?

4. Would you rather give/receive blowjob on a crowded subway car or have sex on a picnic table at a family reunion?

Jayden: Crowded subway, if it’s a fantasy.

Richard: The picnic table is less likely to get me arrested, I think.

5. Would you rather do a strip-tease for your pastor/priest/rabbi/religious leader or for your co-workers?

Jayden: Coworkers, probably. Could be fun, depending on who I picked.

Richard: I’m sure I could find some coworkers who would be cool with it.

Bonus: Would you rather have endless amounts of money or the endless love of your significant other? Why?

Jayden: (Richard answered first this time.)

Richard: Money. Jayden is already madly in love with me, so nothing would change.

Jayden: I like Richard’s answer, so I’m going to steal it. 😉 Love you, Richard!

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TMI Tuesday: December 3, 2013

Posted on December 2, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The holiday season is in full swing. Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, and I am sure a lot of other annual celebrations that I don’t know about. What are you celebrating this month?

1. What was the last thing you hid? Why?

Jayden: Richard’s Valentine’s Day Gift

Richard: Richard is busy at the moment, so I’m going to answer for him. Let’s see if he even notices and if so, how spot on I am! So imagine me pretending to speak in Richard’s voice as comically as possible. Jayden’s Valentine’s Day gift.

2. What was the last lie you told? Why did you tell it?

Jayden: I think I lied about something coming in the mail so I could hide a gift from Richard, but that was before Christmas.

Richard: Okay, this one I have no idea. 

3. What do you listen to when you workout?

Jayden: An audiobook or TV show

Richard: Nature, because my workouts are walking in nature.

4. What is your favorite type of exercise?

Jayden: Sex!

Richard: Walking

5. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Jayden: I’m a night owl, but I have been forced to be a morning person.

Richard: I’m a night owl.

6. If you have a problem falling to sleep what tips/tricks do you use to induce sleep?

Jayden: Richard puts on what we call sleepy noises (white noise). 

Richard: Sleepy noises. And sometimes, if I’m too horny, I just roll Jayden over and get myself off so I can sleep.

Bonus: In the United States we just finished with Thanksgiving holiday. Tell us your:
1. Best Thanksgiving 2013 memory
2. Worst Thanksgiving 2013 memory

Best: I couldn’t tell you anything about Thanksgiving 2013, haha. But 2024… it was our first Thanksgiving in our new house and we got to have the whole family together really for the first time. It was excellent.

Worst: I feel like something didn’t cook? Oh no, that was Christmas. Cleaning up is never fun, but we did a great job as a team.

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TMI Tuesday: November 26, 2013

Posted on November 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Yes, that’s correct there is no method to my madness with this week’s TMI Tuesday questions. I like them, that is why they are there 🙂

1. If you had to be trapped inside a movie for 5 days, which movie would you pick?

Jayden: Hmm, something sexy, but I don’t know what. Maybe Baby Girl (which just came out). It was a fun one.

Richard: Groundhog Day, so I could Groundhog Day, but only have to do it for five days. (Or would it be infinity+4?)

2. Who is starring in the movie of your life?

Jayden: Hm, Drew Barrymore?

Richard: ME!

3. What is your favorite curse word?

Jayden: Fuck.

Richard: Shazbot.

4. What word or phrase do you say most often during sex?

Jayden: I don’t say a lot of words, mostly just moaning.

Richard: I dunno, ask Jayden.

Jayden: Richard has a lot of variety in what he says, but he probably asks me how it feels more than anything else.

5. What word or phrase are you tired of hearing during sex?

Jayden: I can’t think of anything. Talk to me, baby.

Richard: “Cramp!”

6. What word or phrase do you like to hear during sex?

Jayden: “Good girl.”

Richard: “Please cum.”

Bonus:  Which sex profession would you attempt? You must pick one. Tell us why you made that choice.
a. porn movie actor
b. phone sex operator
c. escort/call-girl/giggolo
d. prostitute
e. stripper

Jayden: A. I like being watched, but it makes me embarrassed. 

Richard: B sounds fun. And I could probably do other stuff while I worked.

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TMI Tuesday: November 26, 2013

Posted on November 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Yes, that’s correct there is no method to my madness with this week’s TMI Tuesday questions. I like them, that is why they are there 🙂

1. If you had to be trapped inside a movie for 5 days, which movie would you pick?

Jayden: Hmm, something sexy, but I don’t know what. Maybe Baby Girl (which just came out). It was a fun one.

Richard: Groundhog Day, so I could Groundhog Day, but only have to do it for five days. (Or would it be infinity+4?)

2. Who is starring in the movie of your life?

Jayden: Hm, Drew Barrymore?

Richard: ME!

3. What is your favorite curse word?

Jayden: Fuck.

Richard: Shazbot.

4. What word or phrase do you say most often during sex?

Jayden: I don’t say a lot of words, mostly just moaning.

Richard: I dunno, ask Jayden.

Jayden: Richard has a lot of variety in what he says, but he probably asks me how it feels more than anything else.

5. What word or phrase are you tired of hearing during sex?

Jayden: I can’t think of anything. Talk to me, baby.

Richard: “Cramp!”

6. What word or phrase do you like to hear during sex?

Jayden: Something not related to sex.

Richard: “Please cum.”

Bonus:  Which sex profession would you attempt? You must pick one. Tell us why you made that choice.
a. porn movie actor
b. phone sex operator
c. escort/call-girl/giggolo
d. prostitute
e. stripper

Jayden: A. I like being watched, but it makes me embarrassed. 

Richard: B sounds fun. And I could probably do other stuff while I worked.

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TMI Tuesday – November 19, 2013

Posted on November 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

I Can’t Get No Satisfaction

1. From erotica to sex blogs everyone seems to be having intense orgasms. Do you feel like you are experiencing the same intense orgasmic waves everyone talks about?

Jayden: Yes.

Richard: Occasionally.

2. At the beginning of our sexual lives, we are often let down because it feels like nothing in comparison to what we see in films and magazines. Sexual pleasure is something you learn more about as you get older. How have you learned to cultivate the pleasure that you feel?

Jayden: Practice, I suppose.

3. In the last 3 years, has your sexual pleasure:
a. waned
b. stayed the same
c. increased, enhanced, improved

Jayden: C. It’s been just me and Richard for the last three years, but we’ve found a comfortable and pleasurable spot, I think.

Richard: C. I like being with Jayden much more than my last partner.

4. If you are feeling much more sexual pleasure than your lover do you feel the need to make up the deficit or just live in the moment and enjoy what has been given to you?

Jayden: Live in the moment, but I’m always happy for him to take his turn in the spotlight.

Richard: Live in the moment then, make up for it later.

5. How important is it to you for you and your lover to have simultaneous orgasms?
a. not important – never thought about it
b. somewhat important – I think it would be nice to explode at the same time
c. important – that is what I ‘work’ for, cumming at the same time makes everything more intense–my orgasm, my feelings, the entire experience.

Jayden: B, but it’s okay that it doesn’t happen often.

Richard: B

Bonus: Do you think that having an orgasm is the same as sexual pleasure? Why or why not?

Jayden: Nope. Richard will say it nicely:

Richard: All orgasms are pleasure, but not all pleasures are orgasms.

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TMI Tuesday: November 12, 2013

Posted on November 11, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Forbidden Fruit

People don’t stick to the straight and narrow. Have you seen them stray?

1. Did any teachers in your high school have sex with a student? Did any students act out on a teacher crush?

Jayden: None that I’m aware of, but I do know that one of my teachers married a former student after she was an adult. (I was friends with their daughter.)

Richard: Not that I know of.

2. Did any professors at your college (or other post-high school) have sex or other inappropriate relationship with a student?

Jayden: Not that I’m aware of.

Richard: Probably. There were vague implications that that was why we got a new director for my grad program.

3. Have any of your co-workers had an affair with another co-worker?

Jayden: Definitely, but I’ve only heard rumors. And yes, my husband is my coworker, but we were married before he got hired.

Richard: My wife is my coworker.

4. Have you seen hanky-panky between members of a church or club that you belong to?

Jayden: Sure, when I was a teenager.

Richard: Yes. Isn’t that like half the reason people join clubs? 

5. Have you ever had a friend keep you up-to-date on his/her marital infidelities?

Jayden: Yeah, I have one or two friends.

Richard: Jayden did.

Bonus: Have you caught someone you knew out with a person who was not his/her regular partner?

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: No.

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TMI Tuesday: November 5, 2013

Posted on November 4, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

EAT IT

1. If your sandwich is cut in half on the diagonal, creating two triangles do you bite the hypotenuse or the point?

Jayden: The point.

Richard: Hypotenuse for love sandwiches!

2. Dipping a tortilla chip– do you dip the tip or the side of the chip to scoop the dip?

Jayden: The tip (or I just use scoops!)

Richard: Side is scoopier.

3. Do you think you drink too much coffee? How much do you drink daily? What is a “cup” of coffee to you–how many ounces/grams?

Jayden: Nope. I don’t drink any coffee at all.

Richard:  Non-ish.

4. Do you take cream in your tea? How many sugars?

Jayden: Sometimes. It depends on the tea, but always splenda (2-3).

Richard: Usually no cream, but a generous dob of honey.

5. How do you eat a burrito?
a. Pick it up with your hands, bite into an end.
b. Cut it in half, then pick up one half and eat it.
c. Eat it with a fork and knife
d. Open the tortilla, eat the food inside and eat the tortilla last.
e. Other

Jayden: A.

Richard: A. 

6. Pizza…How do you eat a slice?
a. Pick it up and eat it as an open slice.
b. Pick it up and fold it together, then bite into it.
c. Leave it on the plate and eat with a fork and knife.
e. I eat the crust first, then the rest of the slice.

…Why do you eat your pizza like that?

Jayden: Usually A, but if it’s too floppy, I’ll fold it or cut it until I can pick it up.

Richard: Usually A, but if it is a really floppy pizza then B. It’s just convenient.

Bonus: What is the weirdest thing that you are into?

Jayden: Golden showers? But probably that’s not that weird with my audience.

Richard: Classic literature?

Bonus, bonus: Do you care if your different foods, on a plate, touch each other? Yes!?! What’s that all about?

Jayden: I don’t like it, unless the foods go well together. I don’t want the tastes to get mixed.Richard: Not really. I did when I was a kid, though.

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TMI Tuesday: October 22, 2013

Posted on October 21, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Potpourri of Questions

1. You’ve been waiting forever for your significant other to propose marriage, when they finally do it is in the form of a bribe: “Lose 10-15 lbs. (approx. 1 stone U.K.; approx. 6 kilos) and I will marry you…the wedding can be anyway, and anywhere of your choosing…just lose some weight.” Would you accept this proposal? (Alternatively for the traditionalists): Men if your significant other was a little ‘heavier’ than you’d like him/her to be, would you make such a proposal?

Jayden: Nope. Absolutely not. Also, fuck off.

Richard: No. That’s not a proposal, it’s a hostage negotiation.

2. Are you participating in any Halloween festivities? Will you wear a costume? If yes, what?

Jayden: Sure!

Richard: We gave out candy and carved pumpkins. I don’t think I put on a costume this year.

Jayden: Yes you did, Richard. We were turtles!

3. Forget the fact that you have a blog, in real-life are you:

a. an over-sharer who tells every detail of your personal life to everyone including the barista at Starbucks?

b. a little discriminating in who you decide to talk to about your personal life, feelings, etc.? Your love life isn’t off limits to friends and family but you don’t confide in total strangers.

c. as tight as a clam? You don’t share important details with friends and family and when you do it about kills you because you are extremely private.

Jayden: A

Richard: C

4. MEN your significant other has asked to sleep with your cock in his/her mouth, what are your first thoughts? Would you say yes or no? Why?

LADIES/significant other…your guy just asked you to sleep with his penis in your mouth. Would you do it? Why or why not?

Jayden: I would definitely try it.

Richard: This sounds uncomfortable, but we can give it a try.

Bonus: If you were remembered for one thing, what would it be?

Jayden: Being kind.

Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he’d be remembered for being funny.

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TMI Tuesday: October 29, 2013

Posted on October 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sexuality: Express Yourself

1. Can you tell when your lover is close to having an orgasm? How can you tell? What are the signs?

Jayden: Yes. His muscles tense up.

Richard: Yes, the noises change. She starts panting and whining more.

2. Ladies have you ever seen YOUR g-spot? Men have you actually seen the g-spot?

Jayden: No.

Richard: No. That sounds very uncomfortable.

3. Which sexual position do you find most stimulating?
a. missionary
b. woman on top, facing man
c. doggy style
d. other – tell us about it

Jayden: C. My favorite!

Richard: C is the most pleasurable, but B is the most visually stimulating.

4. When you orgasm, are you:
a. silent
b. make a little noise
c. yell out!

Richard: I dunno, ask Jayden! (She’s a C)

Jayden: Richard’s a B

5. A lover orgasms quickly, way before you are even close to having an orgasm. Do you stop the sex once he/she has had an orgasm or do you continue sexual play so you can orgasm too?

Jayden: Continue, of course. Might do something different, but I definitely wouldn’t leave him hanging.

Richard: Continue sex, though possibly shift positions or something if it’s too much.

Bonus: On average, when you masturbate how long does it take to reach orgasm?
a. Less than 3 minutes
b. 3 – 5 minutes
c. 5 – 10 minutes
d. more than 10 minutes

Jayden: A, I think. 

Richard: Actively masturbating to cum? A. A whole session can be a D though if I just fool with myself.

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TMI Tuesday: October 15, 2013

Posted on October 14, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Dating Obstacles

1. Could you date someone who is really into Legos? Their house consist of Lego furniture, the walls are covered in 3-D Lego art or photos of mammoth Lego creations.

Jayden: Sure. Doesn’t bother me at all.

Richard: To be pedantic, “Legos” is not a word. Informally it’s LEGO, formally, it’s LEGO Bricks whatever. To answer the question, if the furniture has non-LEGO cushions to make it more comfortable, it’s fine.

2. You have a big date and discover that you have run out of undies (underwear, panties), would you:
a. re-wear dirty
b. wear a swimsuit or swimsuit bottoms
c. line worn undies with fresh panty-liners
d. go commando

Jayden: d) Go commando. Kind of sexy anyway.

Richard: Do I really not have time to wash a pair in the sink and hair dryer them? I guess B, but probably gym shorts not swimsuit.

3. In order to date the person of your dreams, you must be in a reality show with them. Would you date him/her? Why?

Jayden: Sure. It would be an adventure at the very least.

Richard: I don’t think there are any reality shows that are so terrible I couldn’t put up with it. I can just get knocked out in the first episode if it’s that bad. Can it be a reality show where Jayden and I do kinky stuff together? 

4. You have been dating a certain someone for a while, you two click and you really like them but they confided to you that they are a crime-fighting superhero? Do you still date them or let the relationship cool? Why?

Jayden: Hell yeah still date them. That sounds awesome.

Richard: I have a lot of world building questions for this one. Are we in a reality where crime-fighting superheros are somewhat common? How secret is their secret identity? Are they a vigilante or “official”? Probably yes, but I have so many questions.

5. You are on a date with someone you really want to impress. Your pants/skirt/shirt/bra split early in the date. What do you do?
a. Tie a jacket or sweater around your waist or put the jacket or sweater on to hide the issue
b. Stop at a drugstore and buy safety pins, and in secret try to fix and hide problem
c. ‘Fess up to the problem, let it all hang out and continue with the date
d. Cut the date short and go home

Jayden: C, though I have stapled my pants together in a bathroom before (but that was at work)

Richard: C. A and B are probably going to look dumb. D is a waste of time. If you can’t date me with my shirt or whatever torn, why would I bother?

Bonus:
You went away for the weekend with your new romantic love interest. He/she had planned a wonderful weekend of outdoor fun for you both but it has started to rain and storms are in the forecast for the next few days. What do you suggest the two of you do instead?

Jayden: Reading, snuggles, tea, and sex.

Richard: READING SNUGGLES and fuck.

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TMI Tuesday: October 1, 2013

Posted on September 30, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

What we do for sex…

1. Why do you like sexting or virtual sex (chatting, skype, etc.)?

Jayden: It’s a great way to get the mind engaged in sexual activity.

Richard: You can do things that’re impractical in real life.

2. When you’re about to “get busy”…get down & dirty, you know have sex, do you like to be undressed by your lover or take off all your clothes by yourself?

Jayden: I like to take off all my clothes and hide under the covers. Usually we have snuggles before sex.

Richard: I like being undressed.

3. What is the most desperate thing you’ve done for sex?

Jayden: Had an affair (with Richard)

Richard: Drove like three states, got a hotel room, and got catfished.

4. Libido booster drugs for women (viagra for women) will hit the market soon. Are you interested in trying them? Will you take the new drug(s)? Why or why not?
(If you are a man, would you like for your female lover to take such a drug?)

Jayden: I don’t need them. My sex drive is already high.

Richard: Maybe when we’re older if we need them.

Bonus: If it were legal in your country/community to visit a “sex box” would you? The blog has been removed, but the link said “drive-thru-brothel” so that probably tells us enough…

Jayden: I’m sure I’d check it out, but I don’t think I would pay for sex.

Richard: I think I’d rather a regular brothel. It seems more practical and sanitary.

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TMI Tuesday: September 24, 2013

Posted on September 23, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

More questions submitted by TMI Tuesday players, on June 16, as a response to that week’s bonus question. Thank you again! This week is all about Taboo, tickles, and fantasy.

From http://propertyofpotter.com :
1. What strange areas of your body are ticklish?

Jayden: Everywhere, and I mean everywhere, is ticklish.

Richard: My lips are ticklish, and sometimes I tickle them when I make kissy noises.

From https://scarletrosevixen.wordpress.com :
2. What is something you are interested in sexually, but only on a purely fantasy level? Something that you think about but could never fully act on.

Jayden: Sex with anonymous strangers. (If STDs and unintentional pregnancies didn’t exist, I might be willing.)

Richard: Elaborate gaslighting/brainwashing/hostage scenario.

From http://truepleasuresreviews.com :
3. If you could have a week of the best sex ever in human history but you had to have a fish head as your head for the rest of your life, after that week, would you do it?

From http://sexualitysanctuary.blogspot.ca :
Jayden: Nope. Sex is good, but not that good, even best in the world.

Richard: Can I pick the kind of fish? It might be worth it if I could have like a sword head or a lantern or something.

4. What do you consider taboo and have you ever ventured into this territory? Was it a great, good, bad or horrific experience?

From http://www.shadowedseductress.com :
Jayden: Golden Showers, and I love it.

Richard: Scat. Not on purpose. Not as terrible as I thought.

5. What part of your body do you consider the most unusual that you enjoy being stimulated?

Jayden: I like it when Richard’s dick hits my uterus.

Richard: (I don’t know if the back of your vagina technically counts as uterus.) I like having my forehead rubbed.

Bonus:
From http://herprivateisland.com :
If you could make a porn film/video with any celebrity, who would it be and why?

Jayden: Jeff Goldblum. It would make Richard very excited. 

Richard: JEFF GOLDBLUM THREESOME!

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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TMI Tuesday: September 17, 2013

Posted on September 16, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Hello folks! This week use those sexy (and often dirty) minds to fill in the blanks for TMI Tuesday fun.

Fill in the blanks.

1. My passion project is _____ .

Jayden: cross stitching

2. In the morning I hate to _____ .

Jayden: end the snuggles

Richard: not go back to snuggles.

3. If _____ were bigger, I would like it.

Jayden: my bed

Richard: my paycheck

4. Please don’t _____ close to me.

Jayden: stand so

Richard: sneeze

5. I have had strange things happen to me but ______ is the worst.

Jayden: I had a random bump on my finger that turned out to be a super rare cyst. (I had surgery and it is fine.)

6. Oh baby that feels good. Will you _____ my _____ ?

Jayden: rub my feet

Richard: itch/back

Bonus:
From https://filledandfooled.wordpress.com
What is one thing that you do to make yourself (and only yourself) happy?  This is something that you do that makes you feel uplifted and blissful when you get done and something you can repeat often.

Jayden: Puzzles. I love jigsaw puzzles.

Richard: sharpen knives

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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TMI Tuesday: September 10, 2013

Posted on September 9, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The following unique and wacky TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by TMI Tuesday players, on June 16, as a response to that week’s bonus question. Thank you to all who participated.

Lovers, partners, exes, and …Betty White? A strange mix.

http://thepassioncouple.com
1. Tell us something kinky that you refused to do with a partner (ex or present) but secretly wish you had done.

Jayden: Refuse? What’s refuse?

Richard: I refused the first time someone offered me oral. In hindsight, it seems kind of silly.

http://aluv-sincerelyyours.blogspot.com/
2. Pick your top three lovers and explain why you picked them!

Jayden: Richard (obviously). After that, I don’t know. I’ve had some bad luck with partners. I guess my ex-husband. We were together (and happy) a long time before things went south.

Richard: Jayden, for her dedication. S for their asshole. K for actually still being my friend even though we don’t fuck anymore.

http://thesindoll.com/
3. Where on your body would you get your ex’s name inked on your body if you had to?

Jayden: My back, probably. Fold it into the tattoo I already have.

Richard: I’ll get K tattooed on a knuckle and then an O on another. Then I can pretend to punch people out. Or just be a very aggressive OKer.

https://imnotanastasia.wordpress.com
4. Would you rather have sex on a Ferris Wheel or the bumper cars?

Jayden: Ferris wheel. Hot.

Richard: Yeah, better view.

http://bilikesscifi.com/
5. Men: Have you ever tracked a friend’s or partner’s periods for the purpose of treating them different during that time? Women: How would you feel if a partner did this?

Jayden: That would be weird. Maybe hot in a control-type way (because that’s something I like!)

Richard: It’s a mostly effective means of free birth control for a young, stupid person.

Bonus:
https://filledandfooled.wordpress.com
Would you rather eat a white crayon or go down on Betty White?

Jayden: Eat a white crayon. They’re just wax.

Richard: I’d go down on Betty White. What a great story!

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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Do you wanna ride?

Today’s TMI Tuesday is all about your ride–your car, your moto, your bike–your regular mode of transport, and of course sex 😉

Watch video: Pebbles – mercedes boy

1. What type of vehicle do you use regularly? Truck, car, bike, etc.

Jayden: Car, an SUV to be exact.

Richard: Car, wikipedia tells me it’s a crossover SUV (I think it’s more of a boxy station wagon.)

2. Do you use public transportation–bus, train, metro/subway, cab? How often?

Jayden: No because the public transit in this town sucks! I miss living in a city.

Richard: I MISS TRAINS!

3. Have you ever had sex in/on public transportation? Tell us about it?

Jayden: No, just cyber/writing smut.

Richard: No. That sounds impractical.

4. I know most of you have had sex in a car or truck, but how many times have you had sex in your present vehicle?

Jayden: 0, it’s relatively new and we own a house, so like, not super necessary to have sex in the car.

Richard: Also 0! (I think I’ve only done it once or twice total in any car.)

5. When was the last time you had sex in a car or truck-type vehicle? Was it with a known person or a stranger?

Jayden: I don’t remember, but it was with a known person. Stranger sex is hot but impractical.

Richard: It was the girl I was dating, like 15 years ago.

6. Have you ever had sex on a bicycle or motorcycle?

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: No.

7. Stick shift or manual? Why?

Jayden: Is there a difference?

Richard: I assume this is a British question.

8. Ever had sex on the hood of a car? (Hood = The part of a car that covers the engine and that can be raised. The British word is bonnet.)

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: I’ve had aggressive makeouts.

Bonus: You are walking down the street. A very sexy and nude person (gender of your choice) pulls up next to you in their shiny new Mercedes Benz, they lower the window and say, “Do you want to ride in my Mercedes?” What do you do? Tell us what you want to do on that ride?

Jayden: In fantasy, totally! Hop in! But in reality, I wouldn’t dare.

Richard: I don’t think I would even in fantasy. That is a lame pickup.

Bonus, bonus: What is the sexiest thing you have ever done in a vehicle?

Jayden: I masturbated in a gas station parking lot (don’t worry – it was the middle of the night and I picked a dark corner).

Richard: I’ve gotten blow jobs in a car a couple times.

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