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TMI Tuesday: August 20, 2013

Posted on August 19, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The Men of TMI Tuesday

Questions for this week’s TMI Tuesday were submitted by various TMI Tuesday male participants.

1. Advizor: http://advizortoall.blogspot.com
I once overheard in a bathroom, “There is nothing as over-rated as sex or under-rated as a good bowel movement.” Discuss.

Jayden: If the sex is good, then I don’t think it’s overrated. If it’s bad… I’ll take the good BM.

Richard: Bad (or even mediocre) sex is overrated. I’d rather jerk off than have bad sex. A good BM is pretty good, but I think a good piss is even more underrated.

2. the late phoenix: http://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/
Friendship lasts longer than cumming. which of your online friends that you’ve never met would you like to meet in real life? which do you think you could become life-long REAL friends with? Actual friends, like going out to coffee and movies with, gossiping with, kissing on the forehead, hugging, loving.

Jayden: I have a friend online I’ve had forever, like… over 20 years. But he lives in Alaska. We almost met once in college, but it didn’t pan out. We don’t really talk anymore, but we’re still friends on Facebook and follow each other’s lives. I’d love to meet someday. I think we’d be good friends.

Richard: Am I just putting the names of people I know online? That’s kind of awkward. Umm, Karni. He seems pretty cool. We’ve been internet friends for over a decade at this point. Riley, but he’d never agree to actually meet up.

3. John D Stories: http://www.johndstories.co.uk/
In a parallel universe, who out of your blog or Twitter followers would you most like to spend a steamy evening with? What would you do? Why them?

Jayden: I don’t really know any of my blog or Twitter followers except Richard, so… Richard?

Richard: Can it still be Jayden? Otherwise, I don’t have a ton of followers, or any that I know that well. I used to have a couple stream followers who were like D-list gaming celebrities, so I might fuck Avex for nerd-cred.

4. Virtual Sin: http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/
(multi-part question)
a. What method of stimulation (intercourse, oral, manual, toy, whatever) gives you the strongest orgasm?

Jayden: Manual or toy, definitely. I used to say toy, but Richard’s hands are incredible (as are other parts of him).

Richard: I think vaginal and manual are pretty tied, but I also think I can get super strong ones more reliably manually.
b. With what method of stimulation do you get the most orgasms?

Jayden: Manual.

Richard: Vaginal.
c. If the answer to a is different from the answer to b, what’s wrong with your life?

Jayden: Nothing, thank you very much. 😛

Richard: I like fucking my wife, and don’t think MAXIMUM ORGASM is the only goal of sex.

5. Jon Pressick: http://sex-in-words.blogspot.com
Would you rather have a life where you only had sex once a year for 2 minutes or where you have to have sex, every day for a minimum of 2 hours?

Jayden: See Richard’s answer. It’s good:

Richard: Can we define sex as cybering or something? I’d send Jayden two hours of smut. Maybe I could automate it somehow…

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TMI Tuesday – August 13, 2013

Posted on August 12, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you to swinging gemma from Erotic Adventures blog for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Super!

For those of you who need a super-hero and super-villain database, you’re in luck! There is one: http://www.superherodb.com/characters/

These are definitely better questions for Richard, so I’ll let him (mostly) take this week! ~Jayden

1. When you were a child/teenager who was your favourite superhero and why?

Richard: Spider-Man. I want to say probably just exposure to the cartoon as a kid more than anything. I still like him a lot, though. From a writing standpoint (when done correctly), he has a versatile and entertaining (but not too strong) power set and an interesting personal background/morals.

2. Which supervillain is most like you and why?

Richard: I would like to make Jayden answer this. I’m going to say Arcade. Given the choice, Rube-Goldberg deathtraps would be high on my villain motif list.

Jayden: I don’t know who that is, but I think we’re both big fans of Rube-Goldberg things.

3. If you had a superpower, what would it be, and would you use it for good or evil?

Jayden: Time control, definitely.

Richard: Time control is the best superpower. You could even do evil and then travel back in time to stop yourself to be good if you wanted. (Or cause a disaster but pause time to fix it, etc.)

4. Do you own a superhero costume? When and where was the last time and place that you wore it?

Richard: I have a Batman bathrobe. Umm, around my house like six months ago.

5. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about a superhero/villain? Tell us about it.

Richard: I’ve jerked it to… a lot of different female superheroes and a more select collection of male ones. I think the ones that’ve gotten the most mileage over the years are Dark Seid corrupting Power Girl, turning her into his sex slave, and using her to conquer the universe, and turning the Sailor Senshi into a harem with thematically relevant kinks.

6. Who do you think is the coolest superhero and why?

Richard: Ghostrider is a demonic motorcyclist who is on fire. It’s physically impossible to be cooler.

Bonus:  You have been granted the wish of having a threesome with one superhero and one supervillain. Which ones do you choose and why?

Richard: Hawkeye (he’s just a favorite, if fucking him gives me an excuse to meet him, I’m down) and Sara Pezzini from Witchblade. She’s hot, and I haven’t put any indie characters on this list.

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TMI Tuesday: July 30, 2013

Posted on July 29, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you to John D Stories for TMI Tuesday today. He had this to say about his inspiration for this week’s questions: I was stuck behind a caravan with an interesting thing painted on the back . . .

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

1. Do you believe in marriage?

Jayden: Yeah, I’ve been married twice.

2. Have you ever proposed marriage or been proposed to marry? What happened?

Jayden: Both. My ex-husband proposed to me in my apartment in college. I’ll let Richard tell the story of when I proposed to him. 😛

Richard: I told Jayden she should propose to me since she already got proposed to. She made a scavenger hunt and I drove to the wrong place.

Jayden: He got it in the end.

3. What would be your dream way of proposing marriage?

Jayden: I did it! It was (almost) perfect!

4. What would be your nightmarish way of proposing marriage?

Jayden: Uhh, if someone said no.

Richard: Spelling it out with flaming penguins dropped from an airplane.

5. Mainstream society has engagement rings; in your opinion, what token should be given to signify engagement?

Jayden: I like my engagement ring, but I didn’t want an expensive diamond.

6. What do you think would have happened to cause someone to have “Will you marry me?” on the back of their caravan?

Jayden: Someone who loves their minivan, maybe?

Bonus: Tell us about someone you would have proposed to but never had the chance/opportunity.

Jayden: Um, I don’t know. I don’t know that I’ve gotten to that point with anyone that I didn’t marry. I’m sure there’s a celebrity I would propose to if I could.

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TMI Tuesday: July 16, 2013

Posted on July 15, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are about important choices we have to make in life, and writing your own TMI questions. Join me in playing . . .

(WYR part 1 was here)

1. Would you rather be smart or awesome? Why?

Jayden: Awesome. Sometimes being smart is too difficult.

2. Would you rather french kiss a cat or pleasure a frog?

Jayden: Uhh, pleasure a frog I guess. French kissing a cat would hurt and I’m allergic.

Richard: Kissing a cat seems marginally less gross, and I’m not allergic.

3. Would you rather live the rest of your life with Darth Vader’s voice or Alvin the Chipmunk’s voice?

Jayden: ALVIN!

Richard: Darth Vader

4. Would you rather sail the Caribbean on a week long FREE cruise with the ship’s crew and 20 five-year-old children or shovel coal in a coal mine for a month?

Jayden: Free cruise! At least it would be pretty. Plus the crew would watch the kids. 😉

Richard: Coal. A lot of my family were coal miners, so I’d like to make that connection.

5. Would you rather make an obscene phone call to your mother once a week or get a text message from your father every time he’s horny? Why?

Jayden: Get a text from my father. Whatever, hope you’re having a good time, Dad!

Richard: The text is definitely less work.

6. Would you rather have dinner with all your exes at once or with five guys on death row having their last meal?

Jayden: Five guys on death row. I bet they’ve lived fascinating lives.

Richard: Is that a Five Guys (burgers and fries) on death row?

Bonus: Write one unique question for possible use in a future TMI Tuesday, and submit it as your bonus answer for this week.

Jayden: What is your favorite trashy TV show?

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Posted on July 1, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This TMI Tuesday let’s play sexy fill-in the blanks.

1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ .

For the first question, base it on the last 12 months. You may use the film rating system of your home country; be sure to define that rating for us.

Links:

British Board Film Classification

Motion Picture Association of America

Canada’s many classification boards – Motion Picture Association

Jayden: R – There are definitely some scenes that would make it sexy, and depending on how it was filmed, you could keep it rated R. If you filmed everything, though… it’d be a porn.

Richard: NC-17. Go big or go home.

2. I got a body for ____ and a face for ____ .

Jayden: I got a body for birthing children and a face for smiling.

3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl ____ .

Jayden: Touches me.

Richard: Desperately whines

4. Doing _____ naked makes me _____ .

Jayden: Snuggling naked makes me horny.

5. In the morning, I am always _____ .

Jayden: In the morning, I am always snuggly.

6. I would love to _____ in the _____ .

Jayden: I would love to have sex in the afternoon.

Richard: I would love to have better questions in the TMI Tuesday.

Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Examples:
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You’re about to get fisted

Jayden: Roses are red, violets are blue
I can’t wait to be kissed by you

Richard:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get on your knees
And lick my shoes

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TMI Tuesday: June 25, 2013

Posted on June 24, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex Talk & Sex Ed

June is Adult Sex Ed Month (twitter: #AdultSexEdMonth). The movement was started by blogger @GoodDirtyWoman on twitter. Please read more here: http://agoodwomansdirtymind.com/june-is-adultsexedmonth/

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were inspired by Sex-Ed writer Jon Pressick and his #dailysexdiscussion that happens on twitter.

1. Have you ever investigated having an open relationship?
– Have you tried to have an open relationship?

Jayden: I have, and I have. I was in an open marriage for over a decade. Or at least, it was supposed to be open. It didn’t work well for us, but that was an us problem, not a problem with open relationships in general.

Richard: A couple times.

2. Do you have any sexual phobias?
– What have you done to manage or overcome them?

Jayden: Not really. I had a thing about blow jobs once upon a time after a non-consensual encounter, but that was over two decades ago.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. What is the best new sexual activity you have tried in 2013?

Jayden: Well, see, it’s 2024… I don’t know what new thing we’ve tried this year. Maybe Richard will remember something.

Richard: WE GOT A FLOGGER! (I used one once or twice, but now we actually have one and I’m trying to get better with it.)

4. Have you ever called into a sex advice radio/television show or written to a sex advice columnist?
– Was it helpful?

Jayden: It wasn’t sex advice, but I did call into a relationship advice podcast a few years back.

Richard: And then her ex-husband randomly picked that one episode to listen to. Awwwkwarrrd.

5. Would you use the services of a sex therapist? Why or why not?

Jayden: Sure. It might be fun to explore new facets of sex, even though we have a very healthy sex life.

Richard: I’d give it a try. I’d give most things a try.

6. Should sex therapists be allowed to engage in actual sexual activities with clients? Why or why not?

I highly recommend watching the movie “The Sessions” based on a true story of how a sex therapist helped a disabled man live a full, rich life that included sex. Movie trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249/

Jayden: If it’s consensual, I don’t have an issue with it.

Richard: Yeah.

Bonus:  Have you read any adult sex ed books lately? What do you recommend?

Jayden: Nope. I’ve been too busy reading other things lately.

Richard: Me neither.

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TMI Tuesday: June 18, 2013

Posted on June 17, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions ask…

How do you like ____ ?

How do you like . . .

1. Your eggs cooked?

Jayden: Overeasy

Richard: Softboiled, lately. Usually overeasy.

2. Your sandwich cut? In half, down the middle of the square or on the diagonal?

Jayden: On the diagonal, with love.

Richard: Otherwise, Jayden will divorce me.

Jayden: Will not. 😛

3. Your coffee?

Jayden: No thank you.

Richard: Black

4. Your tea?

Jayden: With splenda.

Richard: Honey and lemon

5. Your ice-cream served–cup, cone or condom? Yup you read that right, a condom. Read more here

Jayden: Definitely not in a condom. I like a cone, usually.

Richard: Cone, unless it’s a complicated sundae.

6. Your hair–long or short? Up or down? Straight or curly? Permed or natural?

Jayden: In a perfect world, I’d like long, curly, down, and full, but my hair doesn’t work that way. It’s shoulder-length, straight, and I wear it half up, usually.

Richard: Short, combed. Being a boy is easy.

7. To have sex? In what position?

Jayden: I don’t care what position. I just love sex. But my favorite is with Richard on top, pinning me down.

Richard: It changes from partner to partner. With Jayden, facedown-ass up.

Bonus: How do you like your lovers?

Jayden: Sweet and caring, but with a sexy hard edge.

Richard: Loud and submissive.

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TMI Tuesday: June 11, 2013

Posted on June 10, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by virtualsin.wordpress.com

Summer Lovin’

Summer Lovin’

1. Do you have more sex or less when on vacation?

Jayden: More, as long as it’s not too busy.

Richard:  I think less, since we’re often very busy.

2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?

Jayden: Sometimes! I definitely have planned some.

Richard: Our first vacation was “Cream-Pi Day”

3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?

Jayden: I tried in college a few times, but nothing ever came of it.

Richard: Kinda. When you’re long-distance sexcation is just efficient.

4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?

Jayden: I haven’t, and since I’m married, that probably wouldn’t work out so well now.

Richard: No. I tell Jayden we’re the only people not at the campground we sometimes go to to hook up, though.

5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?

Jayden: Most certainly! Cruise ship. The rest, not so much.

Richard: Same.

6. Have you had outdoor sex on camping, hiking, skiing, boating vacation?

Jayden: Camping, for sure. And I gave Richard a blow job on a hike once.

Richard: Yep.

Bonus:  Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.

Jayden: Yes, I’ve taken sex toys, but I haven’t been stopped. It does make me nervous to think of TSA finding them, though!

Richard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVJzwgqZ9U

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TMI Tuesday: June 4, 2013

Posted on June 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s main TMI Tuesday questions are brought to us by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?
1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?

There’s probably some beer in there. Likely a bottle of wine.

2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?

There is some ice cream. There are cookies I baked a couple weeks ago.

3. Any really old bottles of condiments?

Nope. We got rid of them when we moved.

4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?

Yes! We have our emergency frozen pizza!

5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?

No, shouldn’t be. We keep a good handle on that for the most part.

6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably don’t?

Probably nothing special. Lots of ice packs because Jayden is often injured, haha.

Bonus:  In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?

Jayden: I feel like I must have used a cucumber or something, but I can’t remember anything specific.

Richard: I masturbated someone else with a wine bottle once.

Bonus, bonus:  We’re curious, how many phallic-shaped foods are in your refrigerator?

There is definitely a cucumber in there. Probably nothing else.

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TMI Tuesday: May 28, 2013

Posted on May 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thanks to A Tale of Bi and Bi for this week’s humor focused TMI Tuesday questions.

Tickle my funny bone

1. Have you ever laughed during sex? Tell us about it.

Jayden: I have. I wish I could remember a specific time, but I know it’s happened before.

Richard: Lots of times. No specific memories.

2. How important is a sense of humor to you?

Jayden: Very important. If we can’t laugh together, I can’t imagine being happy.

Richard: I am not a very funny person, despite what Jayden says.

3. Have you ever thought something was funny when your lover did not? Tell us what it was…

Jayden: I don’t remember. Sorry!

Richard: Yes, but again I don’t remember specifics.

4. Are pranks funny? Have you ever fallen victim to a prank? Tell us what happened.

Jayden: Sometimes they can be. Pranks need to be harmless, though. It shouldn’t be something that is physically or emotionally painful.

Richard: I think pranks are less funny and more fun in a competitive sense. Can I rearrange your whole room in the time it takes you to go to the bathroom? Can you hide your stuff well enough that I can’t move it while I get the popcorn?

5. What is your favorite kind of humor? (a complete list can be found at: http://www.dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/

Jayden: Blue. I like sexual humor.

Richard: Puns. I didn’t even read your list, the answer is puns.

Bonus: Tell us an embarrassing and/or funny moment you experienced with a lover.

Jayden: The first time Richard and I were alone and having sex, we went to have anal. He had to stop because I needed to clean out. It was super embarrassing, but he was very upfront about it and it wasn’t a big deal. I got cleaned up and we had great sex.

Richard: One time, a woman’s hymen stuck to my penis. I disposed of it without telling her until like a month later.

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TMI Tuesday: May 21, 2013

Posted on May 20, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is here again! Thank you to blogger sweetendirty.wordpress.com for this week’s fun questions.

Please take a moment to visit and comment on the blog’s of people who so kindly provide us with TMI Tuesday fun.

Who’s Counting?

1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number or people you have been with?

Jayden: Not at all. I had a list once upon a time, but that was more than two decades ago.

Richard: I did at one point, but not anymore. I could probably make one if I needed to.

2. To get specific, How many people have you –

a. slept with
b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)
c. given oral to
d. received oral from

Jayden: I couldn’t even estimate.

Richard: I would say a,c, and d would all be within or two of each other and probably around 10. B would be a couple lower since a few of those were just hookups

3. What is the most amount of people you have been with at one time? (twosome, threesome, foursome, etc)

Jayden: 6, including me (and Richard)

Richard: Same (if we’re counting that). I feel like that was more “people in the same room having sex” than “all having sex together” though. I was going to say four.

4. Have you ever had multiple partners in the same day, just different times? (One person in the morning, another at lunch, and one at dinner, etc)

Jayden: I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of a specific time.

Richard: (Jayden is blocking out all the times she had terrible sex she had with her ex husband a couple hours after having good sex with me.) (Jayden: Oh yeah. Definitely. Whoops…)

Yes, but not much of a story. Sometimes you’re seeing multiple people and have sex with one in the afternoon and one in the evening. I don’t think I ever got above two in a day. Now I kind of want to do a wacky rom-com “OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY SCHEDULED SIX PEOPLE FOR SEX IN FOUR HOURS!” thing.

Bonus: Describe your best multiple person encounter, either something that actually happened or one that you would want to happen. Or both. 😉

Jayden: A fantasy I have looooong had was a gang bang. Me, tied up and used by many men (women are welcome, too, but I just love dick so much). I 100% would not be able to walk afterward. I saw it in a porn once and can’t get the image out of my head decades later.

Richard: I was dating a girl who was local for college, but whose family lived out of state. She had a cnc/gangbang fantasy, so when she came back from Christmas break one year, I told her to let herself into my apartment, but that I would be running “errands” (I think I was actually hiding in a closet, or maybe just around the block). When she got inside there were directions on the bed to leave the doors unlocked, clean herself up, strip, get out a couple toys, lay down, and put on a blindfold. I let her sit and stew for a couple minutes, and then texted another couple we played with a few times to come in. They came in and felt her up a little, slapped her a few times with a paddle, etc. When she realized there was at least one person who wasn’t me, she got soaked pretty quickly. We played with her for a minute or two more before I ordered her to roll over (as much to let her know I was there as to reposition her) and had the other couple spitroast her while I took some pictures. We fucked her for a couple minutes (it’s kind of awkward to get two dicks and a strapon in one person) before pairing off to finish.

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TMI Tuesday: May 14, 2013

Posted on May 13, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Navigating Sex

1. Answer Yes or No:

Jayden/Richard
I Regret My First Kiss No/No
I Miss My First Love No/Yes
I Married My First Love No/No
I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me Yes/Yes

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

Jayden: Monogamish. We’re only seeing each other, but we accidentally had an orgy once…

Richard: I grope dudes sometimes.

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!

Jayden: c. I would be honest with Richard. In the end, I’m a sub, so if Richard wants it, he gets it. That said, he’s super respectful of me, and if I’m really not up for it, he’ll respect that. But I like getting used by him when I’m sleepy, so…

Richard: I guess b is closest. Sometimes I’m tired, but tell Jayden I could probably do it if she gets me wound up a little.

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

Jayden: He doesn’t, but I don’t do it.

Richard: I think Jayden would mind, but I also do not.

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

Jayden: c. I’ll try pretty much anything.

Richard: c.

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

Jayden: That’s a great question that I don’t have a great answer to. I’m not sure there are any super-memorable masturbation stories. Oh wait, I have one. When I was driving up to meet Richard ~6 hours away, I pulled off at a gas station late at night to get a snack and masturbated (at his direction) in the dark parking lot. Very, very hot.

Richard: I think my best would just be a time I came really hard. I can’t think of any specific ones, but I assume it was one time when I was playing with a partner long distance.

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TMI Tuesday: May 7, 2013

Posted on May 6, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday celebrates one of my favorite hobbies…masturbation.

Masturbation Month 2013

1. My favorite place to masturbate is ________ ?

Jayden: The bathtub. I haven’t in a while, but it’s hot.

Richard: The bedroom, but that’s really more of a default than a favorite.

2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?

Jayden: I have. I did it at the planetarium under a coat once many, many years ago. I’m sure there have been other items, but that one comes to mind.

Richard: I have a vague memory of trying to do it in line at a themepark when I was young and dumb and horny. I think it lasted about 5 seconds before I realized that just because I didn’t have my dick out it wasn’t that sneaky.

3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?

Jayden: Not particularly. I like touching my partner when we’re together.

Richard: I find it kind of awkward, honestly.

4. When was the last time you masturbated?

Jayden: Uhh, I couldn’t tell you, honestly. Probably not since Richard was away for a week or so.

Richard: Sometime in the last week or so. Even though Jayden is very available and fun to fuck, it’s still nice to just take care of myself once in a while.

5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

Jayden: Yes, many times when I was too young to be doing it, for sure. And I’m sure I did some in college, too.

Richard: Sure.

6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?

Jayden: It’s a rare, but sometimes thing I like.

Richard: Not particularly. Again, seems kind of awkward.

Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?

Jayden: I have I’m sure, but I couldn’t actually find a file.

Richard: I don’t think I’ve ever recorded it, only done it live on a video call or whatever.

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TMI Tuesday: April 16, 2013

Posted on April 15, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex sex and more sex

1. Have you ever considered yourself completely sexually satisfied?
(Thank you Sex in Words for this question)
Jayden: Yes. Sometimes I even get sore and don’t want more.
Richard: Yeah. Sometimes I’m done and ready for snuggle naps.

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: April 9, 2013

Posted on April 8, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

I found inspiration for this week’s questions from my readings around the web. (Thank you Feedly for making reading my blogs and fave websites easy and fun again.)

If, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
Jayden: A, but can I have thicker hair instead? Or more hair? Or both. My hair is so thin, I look bald.
Richard: B. My skin is awful. It wouldn’t just make me prettier, it would legitimately make me more comfortable and remove simplify my life

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
Jayden: We did a lot of spring cleaning already, so probably not much.
Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he would throw out *everything*

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
Jayden: Something near the water.
Richard: Something underwater.

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?
Jayden: Nope
Richard: No

Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?
Jayden: Hot tamale
Richard: I’m going to say “The Shelf” just to spite Jayden who says my butt can’t hold things up.

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