TMI Tuesday: March 12th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 12, 2013

Posted on March 11, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday was submitted by Swinging Gemma of Erotic Adventures blog. Thank you.

FASHION POLICE

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1. What is the most revealing thing you have ever worn in public?

Jayden: I once wore legit lingerie to a club in Boston. Very sexy. 

Richard: How public? I’ve been naked in semi-public places a bunch of times. Other than that, I guess shorts? I’m a boy, so it’s pretty tame.

2. Have you ever unwittingly shown more than you intended in public due to a wardrobe malfunction?

Jayden: Yeah, in middle school. That one was NOT sexy, but I could see it being sexy as an adult.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. Are you more likely to arrive at an event over or under dressed?

Jayden: Over. Although I wear sneakers a lot, I wear dresses a lot, too.

Richard: Under. I don’t like to dress up. I think I look silly.

4. Tell us about a time when you have arrived at a venue and immediately wished you could leave because you were dressed completely inappropriately?

Jayden: I can’t think of a time, honestly. 

Richard: All the time.

5. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you love with a passion?

Jayden: I love when Richard wears soft shirts that I get to touch. Like flannels. Passionate love. shrug

Richard: Wasn’t I not allowed to wear flannels at one point? I like Jayden’s “rape heels.”

6. What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you hate with a passion?

Jayden: Argyle knee-high socks with shorts. I dated a guy (briefly) who did that. Bleh.

Richard: I can’t think of anything.

Bonus: You and your friend are going to a special event and you know that he/she has spent a lot of time and possibly money on their outfit and are very excited about what they have created. They refuse to show you their outfit until you are both ready to leave for the event and you find that they look awful. What do you do?

Jayden: I don’t have a good fashion sense, so I’d probably keep my mouth shut and hope that I was in the wrong.

Richard: Knowing my friends, I’d assume it’s a bit and/or hipster thing.


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Hallmark: Part 21

Apparently, this is the Valentine’s that stretches on forever.
– Jayden


Chelsea fumbled her phone and coughed, trying to keep her composure at his suggestions.

“Suggesting I send sexy pics to my ex-boyfriend is an… interesting choice of Valentine’s Day activities.”

She took some more pictures to keep herself busy, spreading her legs, snapping a shot of her bare, dripping pussy.

Arnold looked up at her. “I know you want to. You’ve been so horny I could barely keep up with you since you bumped into him on our engagement night.”

“That was some bad timing, wasn’t it…”

“I dunno. I can’t say I haven’t enjoyed it. I like doing the dress up and stuff. And I got hot watching you spanking Hannah. But you need someone to boss you around and slap you around too.”

“And that’s who you want me to go to? My ex-boyfriend slash asshole who abandoned me?”

“I think that’s who you want to do it. And I think he’s good at it. You can pretend all you want, but I can tell you still want him. And he seemed very safe when we played in the basement.”

Chelsea attached the photos to a message on her phone and set it down on the bench, dropping down in front of the bars to look at Arnold.

“What happened?” Arnold asked. “You’ve said a hundred times that he’s an asshole, he abandoned you, all that stuff. And I believe you. But that doesn’t seem like the guy he is now.”

“That’s exactly the thing. He gets in your head. He’s good at tricking people.”

“I think he got in your head a decade and a half ago, and you’ve built him up into this crazy evil mastermind. You never made it sound like he actually did anything to hurt you; he just ghosted you. Which is shitty, don’t get me wrong, but you guys were what, twenty?

“Yeah. I guess.”

“And you’re totally right to feel hurt, and he’s wrong for doing it. But you act like he stole your dog or something.”

“I don’t think you realize how into him I was. When he cut me off, it was like… I dunno, losing an arm or something. This huge part of me was just gone.”

“I think I kind of get it. I think that’s how I’d feel if you disappeared on me.”

“And so on Valentine’s you’re asking me to get back with the guy that did that?”

“You could send them to Bonnie if you want. I just thought you’d have more fun with him.”

“Oooh, Bonnie’s a good idea. She was around back then. She’ll know what to do.”

“She’s totally going to take my side. She’s been wanting you guys to ‘stop being dramatic and just bone’ for months.”

“When did you talk to her about that!?”

“We were all out for drinks one night. You went to pee. She was drunk and said something about how you used to have to ask him to go to the bathroom, and it was code for hooking up.”

“One of you is mixing up two different kinks. But fine, I’ll send them to her first.”

She deleted the picture of her pussy and quickly added a message: 

Guess who got himself locked in a cage and is trying to get me to cuck him with my demonic ex.

“Now we’ll see how long it takes her to answer,” Chelsea said, standing back up and pressing her thighs against the bars of the cage. “In the meantime, shut up and put that tongue of yours to better use, bitch!”

“Yes, Ma’am!” Arnold said, grabbing the bars with his hands and shoving his face halfway between them, sliding his tongue across her lower lips and drawing a moan from her upper ones.


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TMI Tuesday: March 5th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: March 5, 2013

Posted on March 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were produced by Heelsnstocking and Hedone.

Making Sacrifices and

Resisting Temptation

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1. What did you give up for lent?

Jayden: I don’t do lent, so nothing.

Richard: I gave up giving up stuff.

2. What sexually could you never give up?

Jayden: This is a tough question. The obvious answer would be orgasms, but I think I would miss vaginal intercourse more.

Richard: Domming

3. What act would you like to do for 40 days and 40 nights?

Jayden: Snuggles!

Richard: SNUGGLES!

4. What sexual sacrifice have you made? Why?

Jayden: I gave up good anal for many years for the sake of my first marriage. So glad I get great anal now!

Richard: Jayden can’t cum from penetration, which is a shame. I love her, though.

5. Have you ever been tied to a cross or anything else?

Jayden: Yes, and I love it!

Richard: I like getting tied to chairs and wriggling out.

6. What part of your body do you like worshiped?

Jayden: Tits

Richard: Balls are probably my favorite, but cock, ass, or feet are good too.

7. What can your partner do to you that makes you feel true bliss?

Jayden: Orgasms. Richard’s fingers are magical.

Richard: The way Jayden’s ass squeezes my cock.

Bonus: Tell us about a time you were tempted. Did you give in or resist?

Jayden: The first time I kissed Richard, I wasn’t supposed to. But there he was, inches away from me, his body pressed close to mine. I couldn’t resist him, and I still can’t, years later.

Richard: I WAS TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE!


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Hallmark: Part 20

We missed last week because even though Richard wrote it, Jayden forgot to post it. Whoops!
– Jayden


Chelsea walked to the bathroom and quickly undressed. She took a minute to look at herself in the mirror. She’d shaved earlier, and she quickly double checked everything. Nice and smooth, except for a small triangle patch over her clit. She’d been doing it that way since Mark told her he liked it. I should ask Arnie, she thought to herself, wondering how he liked it. She pulled on the top first, her tits seemingly ready to burst out with any movement. She looked in the mirror again, grinning and lightly rubbing her nipples where they stuck out of the fabric. Next came the skirt. If she stood just right, she could see the bottom of her pussy lips peeking out, and there was no way it could cover even half of her ass. She pulled the socks on next, looked down, and wriggled her toes in them. Should she put her shoes back on? Did Arnold like feet? They really needed to have more talks about this kind of thing. She rummaged around in the cabinet under the sink for a minute and found a pair of scissors to cut the ribbon in half. She twisted her hair into two pigtails and used half to tie each one. If she was going to be a cheerleader, she had to go all the way. She took another look to make sure the outfit was right and then walked back to the bedroom.

“Arnie?” she called. She looked around, not seeing him. She walked around in a slow circle, carefully not looking behind her. Her pussy dripped at the thought of him ambushing her. She jumped when she heard metal clattering on metal.

“Down here…” Arnold said.

She looked around, then spotted one hand waving out between the bars of the cage. The locked cage.

“What’d you do?” she asked, crouching next to it, bending at the knees, and spreading her barely skirted legs as wide as she could to give him a view while he was stuck.

“You told me to check the stuff out, so I crawled in here. And then I was trying to figure out how it worked, and then…”

She looked at the lock. It was set on a ten minute timer, about half of which was used up. She laughed.

“Good news, you’ll only be stuck for a couple more minutes.”

“I kinda like it…” he said, staring at her pussy.

“You put me in this slutty little outfit, but you’re the one who wants to get locked up?”

“You could be a mean sexy cheerleader. You liked being mean to Hannah.”

“Yeah? Is that how you want me to treat you?”

He nodded. “I think so. You’re better at it than me. And it was hot.”

She looked down at him in the cage for a minute, then reached over and set the timer up to 15 minutes.

“This is not how I thought tonight was going to go,” she said, grabbing a pair of handcuffs out of their toy bag.

“I’m sorry…” he said again.

“Oh, you’re gonna be sorry. Getting me all horned up to be your little slut, and then locking yourself in the cage? Do you know how many times I rubbed one out this week, imagining I’d be the one down there? Or that you’d string me up on that cross and beat me black and blue? How’re you going to make up for it?”

He looked down. She wriggled her toes again, watching him for a reaction. 

“I don’t know.”

She stuck her foot through the bars of the cage, putting it under his chin and making him tip his head back.

“That’s, ‘I don’t know, ma’am.’”

“Yes, ma’am!”

She smiled a little. “You’re lucky you’re cute. First order of business, get undressed in there. I reset the timer, but if you can’t follow all my orders before the cage unlocks, I’m never letting you back in.”

“Yes, ma’am!” he quickly started rolling around inside, tangling and untangling himself in his shirt as he tried to pull it off, making little grunting noises as he tried to reach for the buttons.

While he did, she sat on the padded bench top of the cage, grabbing her phone and snapping a couple pictures. After a few minutes she bent over, catching one with her legs at the edge of the frame and him wriggling half naked.

“Who do you think I should send these to?” she asked.

After a minute, he looked up at her. “How about Pete?”


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TMI Tuesday: February 27th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 26, 2013

Posted on February 25, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

BLOGLAND & YOU

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1. Do you write/manage another blog?

Jayden: Yes, but as part of a team. I work with the A to Z Blog Challenge (coming up soon!)

Richard: Yes. 

2. Pick 3 random blogs from your blogroll and tell us why they are on your blog roll.

Jayden: Molly’s Daily Kiss (fun and flirty), Coffee and Ink (more serious, but still fun), Anonymously Hal (short and sweet, makes me feel something)

3. Look around your blog, tell us about two pages or links you want us to visit, be sure to provide a link to them in your answer to this question.

Jayden: Welcome! Buy my books! Please? And A to Z 2017. This was when I did a run-through of my Choose Your Own adventure. It was awesome!

4. Do you have any unique interests that you have never shared before? What are they?

Jayden: I don’t think I have a lot of unique interests. Gaming (board games, RPGs), cross stitch, crochet, sex (duh), writing…

Richard: I read THE CLASSICS and blog about it.

5. What’s your current obsession?

Jayden: Cross stitch. I’m working on a custom piece for our new house.

Richard: Stormgate! It’s nice to finally get on the ground floor on an RTS.

Bonus: Has blogging helped or hurt your sex life?

Jayden: Helped, I think. It’s definitely opened my world up to more kinky things!

Richard: Probably helped. I’m sure there’s some kink we talked about because it came up on here.


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TMI Tuesday: February 20th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013 (oh hey, the year changed; whoops!), even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: February 19, 2013

Posted on February 18, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday time again.

Fill-In-D-Blanks

Fill in the blanks.

1. I’m the type of person that likes to be _____ in bed.

Jayden: touched

Richard: SNUGGLED!

2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would _____ .

Jayden: have a great time

Richard: learn about chaos theory.

3. The worst part about _____ when I am naked is _____ .

Jayden: sleeping, having to put clothes on in the morning

Richard: everything, when I stop being naked.

4. I regret my first _____ .

Jayden: time having sex. I was too young. (Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe in regrets, but if I did… I got suuuuper lucky that I didn’t get pregnant or any STDs. Dumb kid..)

Richard: college choice? It was awful. This phrasing makes it hard to think. I regret a lot of things.

5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was _____ .

Jayden: golden showers

Richard: taking pictures of my feet. It wasn’t super sexy, but it was fun to come up with different ways to pose and stuff.

6. Recently, I _____ someone.

Jayden: kissed (Richard)

Richard: SNUGGLED!

Bonus: You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

Jayden: Have a grand time, I imagine.

Richard: I guess I’m in charge of the snack table.


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Hallmark: Part 19

Here is the next installment of Hallmark!
– Richard


Arnold turned the Jeep down the alley. “This is the place,” he said.

“Yep. Man, I haven’t seen this place since I was in undergrad.”

“You sure it’s going to be okay? You made it sound like you guys had a fight last time you were here.” 

“That was a long time ago. Besides, we’re paying, so we’re playing!”

Julie stepped out of the front door and walked over to them.

“How’re you doing, Chel? Been a while,” she said.

“It has. Pretty good. This is my fiancé, Arnold.”

Arnold pulled a bag out of the trunk, slung it over his shoulder, and held out his hand.

“Nice to meet you,” he said.

Julie shook and looked him over. “You too. You sure you want to spend all night here with this one?”

“I’ve spent every night somewhere with her for the last year or so, hasn’t killed me yet.”

Julie laughed and slapped him on the arm. “Oh, I like this one. He’s funny. I bet you get in a lot of trouble with that mouth.”

“Not too much…” he said, taking half a step back.

“How about you, Julie?” Chelsea asked as she stepped in. “How are you doing?”

“Well enough, I guess. Still getting a couple hundred a month out of this place.”

“Well, here’s ours,” said Chelsea, pulling a stack of twenties out of her pocket and handing them over. 

Julie counted them, then nodded. “Looks good. Here’s the key. You two head up and enjoy yourselves. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Thanks, Jules. You too!”

Julie walked back to her car on the street and drove off. 

“You ready?” Chelsea asked, slinging her own bag.

“Yeah. That was… awkward.”

“Well, you won’t have to talk to her again all weekend. Let’s just go up and have a good time.”

They walked up the stairs, and Chelsea flipped the light on. The stairs came up into a small eat-in kitchen. A basket of snack bags sat on the table, and there was bottled water in the fridge.

“This is nicer than last time, at least…” Chelsea said, walking down the hallway. On one side was a bathroom with a walk in shower, on the other was a bedroom. Inside was a king-sized four-poster bed with mirrors above and on the sides. At the opposite end was a padded cage, big enough for a person, a St. Andrew’s cross, and a horse, all with rings for restraints. A variety of candles sat on shelves against the walls.

“Why don’t you pick out a nice one to light, and then we can start unpacking, babe,” said Chelsea, sitting down on the end of the bed.

Arnold took the tops off a few and sniffed before lighting a sandalwood candle and sitting next to her.

“Did you have fun going shopping for my gift without me?”

“I did. I hope you like it.”

“I’m sure you did fine. Do you want to open mine first?” She opened her bag and pulled a wide, flat, wrapped gift box out of it. He ripped off the paper and opened it.

“Is this a skirt or a belt?” he asked, holding up the very short red pleated cheerleader skirt and top.

“I don’t know, is this a top of a bra?” Chelsea asked, handing him the top that went with it.

He kept digging through the box, pulling out a pair of white knee-high socks and a hair ribbon. “Nice choice!”

“There’s shoes that go with them too, but they’re just in the bottom of my bag. Happy Valentine’s!” she leaned in for a kiss, teasing her tongue lightly against his lips. “Should I get dressed or open mine first?”

“Open it. That way you can put it all on at once.” He pulled a much smaller box out of his bag and passed it to her.

She unwrapped and opened it, grinning wide, “Oooh, this’ll be fun! Maybe we should go out somewhere and try it…” She pulled out a pink C-shaped vibrator. “Did you put the app on your phone yet?”

“I did. Go put it on with your new outfit, and we’ll figure out how to try it out.”

Chelsea giggled, grabbed all the gifts, and ran off to the bathroom. “Be back soon. Check out the furniture and unpack some of the other toys!”

Arnold smiled and walked over to the cross, fiddling with one of the rings a little.


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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

February 7 question: What turns you off when visiting an author’s website/blog? Lack of information? A drone of negativity? Little mention of author’s books? Constant mention of books?

Jayden: I am definitely interested in hearing all of your answers to this! I think what I don’t like is when they are too long. I don’t have a lot of time to read blogs, so if I get a long-winded post that doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, I quickly lose interest. When there are headings for sections, that’s great because I can direct my attention. That being said, as an often long-form fiction blog, I do read other similar blogs and I like when there’s a continuous story I can get invested in! But it has to keep moving.

Richard: Not being updated in a long time is probably the biggest thing. If you haven’t cared enough to update your website in 3 years, why should I care enough to read it? Second is too much non-writing related stuff. You’re welcome to talk about that TV show you like, your job, vacation, or even current events, politics, etc. sometimes. But if your blog looks more like a LinkedIn, mommy blog, travel blog, etc. than a writing one, I’m probably not as interested (unless you’re really good at writing about those things, but you should probably spin it off into its own thing then). Number three is excessive/scammy self promotion. Obviously self-promotion is a big part of why you have the blog, but if every post is, “Three ways to X your writing…” and ends with a, “Buy my book to find out 20 more ways to X!” then I’d just as soon go watch an infomercial or something.