TMI Tuesday: December 19th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: December 18, 2012

Posted on December 17, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

The Sexiest Thing

1. What is the sexiest thing you’ve done in the last two months?

Richard: Pissed all over Jayden, teased her for a while, and then painaled her until I came.

Jayden: What Richard said. 🙂 It was very sexy. Had I realized that was his plan, I might not have worn my sex heels and brand new dress, but whatever. I bought them so he could fuck me in them…

2. What is the sexiest thing you’ve worn in the last 30 days?

Jayden: I bought a nice dress on clearance that has a slit all the way up to my hips. That’s the dress I referenced above. It wasn’t meant to be only a sex dress, but whatever. It seems to have come clean…

Richard: Nothing.

3. What is the sexiest thing you’ve watched in the last 30 days?

Jayden: There have been some sexy pictures posted on blogs that I follow, but no porn.

Richard: Nothing’s really jumping to mind. I’ve been meaning to watch porn with Jayden while I tease her.

4. What is the sexiest thing you’ve heard in the last two weeks?

Jayden: Richard growling in my ear.

Richard: scaredjaydennoise.mp3

5. What is the sexiest thing you’ve said in the last 24 hours?

Jayden: I did a lot of whimpering. That’s probably the best.

Richard:  Jayden seemed to like when I told her to make a list of all the things she didn’t want me to do so I could abuse her with them.

Bonus: Tell us or show us something sexy.

Jayden: You should check out this month’s Elust: https://aleapoffaith.uk/2023/12/elust-168/

Richard: Have you seen the rest of the blog?


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Hallmark: Part 9

We’re late, but we made it! Chelsea and Arnold deal with the aftermath of their previous night and try to clean up. We’re gearing up for the holidays, and the close of Act 1 in a couple of weeks.
~Richard


Chelsea woke up the next morning with Arnold still wrapped around her. 

“Hey, you,” she said, as his eyes fluttered awake.

“Hey. How’re you doing?” he asked.

“Best night sleep I’ve gotten in years,” she nuzzled against his shoulder, then looked down. “Crap!”

“What’s wrong?”

She reached between his legs. He yelped when she squeezed his cock. Her hand slid around on the sheets. She grabbed the cockring and held it up. “I was worried you left this on all night, but here it is.”

Arnold laughed a little and held his hand out to take the ring and put it on the nightstand. “Want to go wash up and then grab breakfast?”

“Yeah, that sounds good. You’ve got that work thing today, right?”

“Mmmhmm. Game day at Bill’s. I heard he had a new guy, so we’ll have enough to do threesomes.”

“Without me?”

“I invited you.”

“I don’t play any game that requires more than one rulebook.”

“Fair enough.”

They got out of bed and stepped into the bathroom, Arnold waving her in first. She moaned softly as the hot water washed over her.

“That was something last night,” he said as he grabbed the loofah and squirted some body wash onto it.

“It was. Not too weird for you?”

“No,” he said, slowly starting to rub her back. “I wasn’t awkward?”

“Fuck no. You were hot as hell. Even though you called me a ‘protestant harlot’ or something,” she said with a giggle.

“It’s not my fault you said it wrong.”

“Well, you can beat it into me after your game tonight if you want,” she moaned softly as he worked his way down, nails dragging over the small of her back.

“Is that the kind of thing you used to do all the time?”

“Not that sort of thing specifically. But yeah, sometimes. Dress up, roleplay… Anything to get ordered around, honestly,” she flushed a little, not that you could tell under the hot water.

He worked quietly for a few minutes, kissing his way down her legs, then soaping them up, kneeling on the floor of the tub.

“What if I started bossing you around right now?” he asked.

“Usually the person getting bossed does the kneeling,” she said with a little smirk.

He stood up and handed her the loofah. “Then kneel down and clean my prick. You made it all messy last night.”

Chelsea blinked for a second. “Okay!” she said, dropping down and soaping it up. It started to harden and she grinned, stroking it faster. “Am I getting it nice and clean?”

“You are, but I think it’s going to make a mess again pretty soon.”

“That’s okay. You shouldn’t have wasted your time cleaning a nasty little slut like me. Just shoot it all over me and no one will even know the difference. I’m just a fucking cumrag. You shouldn’t waste this beautiful cum down the drain, just spray it all over me instead and mark your bitch. I’d rim your asshole but I’m pretty sure even it is cleaner than this worthless disgusting fuckslut could ever be.”

Arnold gasped as ropes of cum sprayed out of his cock, striping Chelsea’s face. She moaned softly, her tongue reaching for all it could before she used her free hand to scoop up the rest.

“Mmmm, perfect breakfast. Should we go get brunch now?”

He stared down at her. “Ummm yeah… that’d be fine… I’ll go get dressed.” He stepped out and toweled off, quickly dressing while she finished up and did the same.

Might’ve overdone it a little at the end there, she thought to herself.

They slipped down the the car and Arnold put his hand on her knee, rubbing it slowly.

“Everything okay, babe?” he asked.

Her stomach rumbled. “Nothing an omelet and some hashbrowns won’t fix,” she said.

“You were pretty down on yourself in there. That’s not really what you think, is it?”

Chelsea put her hand over his and gave it a squeeze. “Of course not, honey. It’s just dirty talk. People say all kinds of crazy shit in the moment. I had a friend that would’ve agreed to light herself on fire if you asked her with a vibrator on her clit. One time I fucked a guy who lost the ability to talk for about 20 minutes once he got it in. Which I guess is less likely to lead to you saying anything embarrassing, but probably weirder now that I think about it.”

“I don’t want to make you feel crappy when we have sex.”

“It’s not crappy, it’s… I dunno. It might more sense once we get some caffeine and something to eat.”

“Is that how your exes all treated you?”

“Some of them. Sometimes. Not all the time though. Even Mark was nice to me once a week or so,” she winced a little. She tried not to talk about him in front of Arnie.

“That fucking asshole.”

“Babe. You’re not him. It’s not like that. It’s hard to describe how it makes me feel, but it’s not bad. I promise.”

They pulled into the diner and Arnold gave her hand one more squeeze. “No one should make you feel that way,” he said. Then he got out and walked around to open her door.


Why write a real sex scene when I can write 100 words of sex and 800 words of awkward aftercare?


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TMI Tuesday: December 12th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: December 11, 2012

Posted on December 10, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

‘Tis the Season

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1. During the December holiday season, Do you
a. Go away to join other family?
b. Have holiday fun with immediate family?
c. Get to be alone with a lover?
d. Enjoy the peace and quiet and down-time of being with yourself?

Jayden: Mostly a. I like to host the holidays, and I include family and friends as well.

Richard: I guess a? I don’t really celebrate the December holidays.

2. What is your favorite holiday tradition or thing that you like to do every holiday season?

Jayden: I have a bunch, but the stockings are probably my favorite. We wrap everything in the stockings and open them one item, one person at a time. It takes a long time, but it’s so much fun.

Richard: None.

3. You are walking down the street and a sexy person is standing with a sign that says “Kiss Me” and mistletoe hanging above their head.
1. Would you kiss that person? YES or NO
2. Why or why not?

Jayden: Maybe. I guess it depends on how cute they were and what Richard thought. It would be fun to kiss someone together like that. 

Richard: Probably.

4. Santa made up his list and he has checked it twice. Turns out you are on the “naughty” list. What is the naughty thing you did that put you on that list?

Jayden: So much sex. The anal sex really put me over the edge on the naughty list…

Richard: I pissed all over Jayden’s brand new dry clean only dress.

5. For being naughty you have been locked in a room where you will be forced to learn about holiday cheer. You will have to watch 24 hours of a holiday movie, which movie would you choose to watch? (pick just one)
a. A Christmas Story
b. It’s a Wonderful Life
c. White Christmas
d. A Christmas Carol (original 1938 version or the 1992 Muppet version)

Jayden: B – Love that movie. I’d cry over and over again.

Richard: D (Muppets) 

Bonus: The holidays can be a hectic time of year, so much so that romance might take a back seat to festivities and such. Give us YOUR sexy tip for keeping away the “chill” and “heating up” the holiday season.

Jayden: Make time for your partner. (Easier said than done.)

Richard: Snuggle with no clothes on.


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If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

December 6 question: Book reviews are for the readers. When you leave a book reviews do you review for the Reader or the Author? Is it about what you liked and enjoyed about your reading experience, or do you critique the author?

Jayden: I am woefully bad at leaving reviews. I should, really. I try to at least give stars (mostly so I remember which books I enjoyed). Otherwise, I go, “I read that!” but then I can’t remember what I thought of the book. I’ll read just about anything, but that doesn’t mean I’d read it again, haha. Anyway, I prefer to leave good reviews. Everyone likes different things, so I don’t think it’s fair for me to be too critical in most cases. Just because I don’t like a twist ending that’s too far-fetched for words *coughgonegirlcough* doesn’t mean that other people won’t like it. So yeah, if I give a negative review, it has to be *really* bad, and then I’m hoping to save other readers.

Richard: I couldn’t tell you the last time I left a book review. I don’t know why you would leave a review (on a traditional site like goodreads for a trad pub book) for the author. They might read it, I guess. But, broadly speaking, reviews are for the audience. I was going to couch that and say that on a smaller site/self pub forum I’d be more likely to leave a critique directed to the author, but even then I don’t think I ever have. It feels pointless, inappropriate, and maybe even a little presumptuous. Why would I invest the time and energy in a critique unless someone wanted it? Maybe if the book/story in question was being held up as some kind of exemplar of the genre, and I wanted to absolutely trash it? Even then, I think I’d be more inclined to leave a traditional review and include a link to a critique elsewhere than to write an essay in the review section.

TMI Tuesday: December 5th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: December 4, 2012

Posted on December 3, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you to Swinging Gemma for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Fantasy Anyone?

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1. Do you think that acting out a fantasy can sometimes cause damage to a relationship?

Jayden: I’m sure it’s possible, especially if one person has a serious kink that the other one isn’t into, but I think Richard and I are safe. Let’s act them all out!

Richard: (I snuffed Jayden and am typing these responses for her.)

2. Some couples roleplay their fantasies rather than introducing another person into the relationship to live out their fantasies. Do you think that this is an acceptable substitute?

Jayden: Sure. It’s a lot of fun to roleplay things. Sometimes it’s fun to bring in another person. I’m not opposed to that (I mean, you can’t exactly roleplay a gang bang…), but I think it’s a good substitute in most circumstances.

Richard: I think it’s not just acceptable, but probably better for most people. “Headhunting” a person specifically to fulfill a fetish is impractical at best, and that most people don’t need an actual doctor/teacher/serial killer for their fantasies. 

3. Is there a particular movie or TV series or character from a movie or TV series that you fantasize about?

Jayden: Nah, I mostly just fantasize about Richard, so… But I do have a crush on Pierce Brosnan, I just don’t fantasize about him all the time.

Richard: Not really. There’s probably dozens I’ve jerked off to however many times over the years, but none that stand out.

4. Apart from the obvious things like child abuse, are there some things that are ‘off limits’ for a fantasy e.g. incest fantasies, age play, rape fantasies. Why/ why not?

Jayden: Probably. I can’t think of any that aren’t obvious. My limits are prettttty extensive.

Richard: Yeah, I can’t think of anything. If it’s not dangerous/illegal to act out, people should be free to go ahead. If it is… eh, situational. (I lean more towards RACK in general.)

5. What is the most taboo thing you have ever fantasized about doing?

Jayden: Is rape taboo? I feel like in kink communities, consensual non-consent is not very taboo. Breeding is a fun kink, though.

Richard: I feel like there’s a weird line here between “taboo” (which I associate more with “we don’t talk about this”) and actually criminal/immoral. Rape isn’t particularly taboo; you hear about rape in the news every day. It is, obviously, very criminal/immoral. Conversely, there’s a whole range of fantasies that are legal (or at least not first degree felonies) but that people are much more reluctant to talk about (most race/orientation/identity play type things). All this to say, probably the “worst” fantasy I’ve ever had would be some kind of “trapping” scenario, where someone is unable to say no to me, but also doesn’t want to, since that’s both technically rape, and also seems emotionally worse? Anything on the captor/prisoner, boss/subordinate, teacher/student, priest/nun type theme, but leaning into the coerced consent aspect.

6. Tell us about a fantasy that you have that you don’t ever see yourself actually acting out. Why do you think you will never act it out?

Jayden: Uhh, as established, if it’s not like child abuse, I’m down for almost anything.

Richard: Jayden will, regrettably, probably never be my harem sommelier, carefully selecting the appropriate partner for my current mood/kinks.

7. Have you ever pretended the person you were having sex with was someone else without telling them?

Jayden: Yeah… but not in a very long time. (Like multiple years.) It was pre-Richard.

Richard: I don’t think so. Like, I’ve certainly had fantasies flit around mid sex, but not, “this isn’t Jayden, it’s Becky,” or whatever.

8. Have you ever tried to make a fantasy a reality only to have it fail miserably? What happened?

Jayden: Yeah, I tried swinging with my ex once. It was not good. Not good at all. We got better at open relationships, but… in the end, it failed.

Richard: No specific fantasies, but I’ve certainly had individual kinks/scenes not work out at the time.

Bonus: Tell us about your most cherished fantasy. Did you ever live it out? Please give us all the juicy details because that is the kind of people we are.

Jayden: I don’t know if there’s a most cherished fantasy. Maybe the first time Richard and I were together, which I’ve written about in the past. A quick recap, though… He pissed in and used all three of my holes, which was so fucking hot, I can’t think about it without getting turned on. It wasn’t even a fantasy I knew I had until he sparked it in me.

Richard: Cherishing is a weird word to use to describe a fantasy. I would go with above sex sommelier. Which I may or may not flesh out before Jayden posts this.


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Hallmark: Part 8

Another delay, but only a couple days. Jayden was too busy to put up the post, even though I wrote it on time. 😉 It is her blog, after all.
~Richard


Chelsea grinned, “Of course, father.  What’s the point of being a bad girl if you can’t share it with other people?”

She took the cockring and gave it a few test stretches, opened his zipper and pulled out his cock.

“Mmmmm, father, you’re very hard. Are you sure you aren’t sinning?” she asked, kissing her way down the shaft.

“If a hardon is a sin, all the more reason to take care of it,” said Arnold.

Chelsea slid the ring over his head and down to the base of his shaft. “You can put this on a bunch of different ways, but we’ll start with the basic since it’s your first time.”

She started bobbing her head on his cock, slipping deeper and deeper each time as Arnold moaned and his cock throbbed.

“Mmmm, how do you like it, father?” she asked. “This isn’t the first time some naughty little slut has sucked your cock, is it?”

“What are you implying?”

“That you’d have shot your load by now if you were really a virgin. Although I’m sure your toy is helping,” she moaned when she felt him throb again.

“I put all that behind me when I joined the priesthood.”

Chelsea giggled and slid all the way down, letting her tongue dance out over the cockring as she held back a gag.

“Fuck!” 

She pulled back and licked her lips, “Such language, father. I figured you’d put that behind you as well.”

“Your wicked ways are corrupting me.”

“Why don’t I put you behind me?” She climbed onto the bed on all fours and shook her ass at him. “Maybe you can fuck the bad out of me.”

Arnold climbed onto the bed behind her. “If beating it out of you didn’t work, I doubt this’ll help.” He took a moment to rub the red marks on her cheeks, sending her into a shiver.

“Something is coming out. Feel my thong.”

His fingers slid lower, finding the sopping wet fabric.

“Fuck.”

“Do it, father. Take me. Bad girls like me are only good for one thing. Put me in my place.” She gasped when Arnold yanked the thong to the side, the fabric cutting into her skin a little, then moaned when his hard cock slid easily into her dripping cunt.

“God did make all of us for a reason. No reason to deny your purpose.”

“Mmmm, fuck, teach me my purpose. Fuck me until I memorize every vein on your fat fucking prick. I don’t think I’ve ever felt you so hard.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever felt you so wet.”

“You never hit me like that before.”

“Is that what I should do if I want sex? Just slap you on the ass a couple times and you’ll be dripping.”

Chelsea slammed her hips back, forcing him in as deep as she could. “Am I that easy? Yes. Yes, I am.”

He shoved his hips down against hers, his weight forcing her down into the bed. “You’re going to have to clean up the mess you’re making,” he whispered in her ear.

“I’ll fucking lick these sheets clean every night if it gets me fucked like this.”

He didn’t say anything, just grunted and fucked her harder than ever, stretching her out and reaching deeper.

“Fuck… getting close… keep going…” Chelsea panted, wriggling desperately, reaching for the last bit to push herself over the edge. “Bite me!”

Too lost in his lust, Arnold tilted his head, his teeth grazing her shoulder.

“Harder!” she searched for the pain that’d send her over.

He bit down at the base of her neck and that was it. She screamed, entire body tensing, her cum soaking the sheets. Wordless sounds poured out of her mouth as she rode our her orgasm, and Arnold kept pounding her pussy. After a few seconds, he let out a gasp that she recognized just enough to regain some of her senses.

“Do it! Baptize my cunt, father. Cum in me!”

He groaned and forced his hips down one last time, before spraying deep inside her.

“Oh my god, Chelsea!” 

“Just like that! Just like that! Deep! Deep! Knock me up!”

He slumped down on top of her, as their breathing slowly matched and returned to normal.

“That was… something,” he said.

Chelsea half rolled her head, getting her mouth off the pillow. “Do we need to talk about it?”

“Maybe in a little bit. When there’s more blood in my brain.”

She wriggled his cock out of her and rolled over, looking up at him as she reached for the cock ring. He nodded, then sucked in a breath as she slid it off.

“How about we just cuddle for now?” she asked, opening her arms.

“Sounds good to me,” he said, and leaned in, wrapping his own arms around her.


Remember: “Forgive me father for I have sinned,” and “Sorry, daddy, I’ve been bad,” are not the same thing.


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TMI Tuesday: November 28th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: November 27, 2012

Posted on November 26, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thanks to an anonymous TMI Tuesday blog lurker for this week’s questions…Famous or Forgotten

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For each question answered, an accompanying story would be entertaining. Delight us!

1. Have you ever had sex with someone famous or who later became famous, if only locally?

Jayden: I don’t think so. 
Richard: One of my exes was reddit famous for a while.

2. In the spirit of Six Degrees of Separation, have you had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who . . . someone famous?

Jayden: Still probably not.
Richard: Probably, but I can’t think of a specific example.

3. In the opposite direction, have you had sex with someone whose name you didn’t know?

Jayden: I’ve had sex with guys who I only knew their first name. But otherwise, no. (Hot though!)
Richard: Nope.

4. Someone whose name you knew then but have forgotten?

Jayden: Definitely. Many. Oops.
Richard: I don’t think so, but I had to take a minute and think pretty hard for a couple.

5. Someone who you suspect may have forgotten you?

Jayden: I’m sure they have.
Richard: Probably.

Bonus question: Someone you wish you could forget?

Jayden: Umm, probably not. I like the way my life has turned out, so I don’t want to change the past.
Richard: Nah.


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Hallmark: Part 7

Sorry about last week. Things were nuts here. But hey, you get an extra long one this week since I had to cram two weeks together! Last time, Chelsea narrowly avoided running into Mark (but did see him kiss one of her friends) and went to the sex shop with her fiancé.
~Richard


“Excited to see me in this?” Chelsea asked while they walked back to the car.

“I am,” Arnold said, blushing. “Is that weird?”

“Not at all. I’ve worn way worse than that. In public, even!” I should’ve changed at the store and driven home in it. 

“What’s the worst thing you’ve worn?” he asked as they got in and she started driving.

“Worst?” she laughed. “I had this stupid ‘village bicycle’ costume in college. It was like, these cardboard wheels that I drew on with Sharpie and a black bodysuit. Not like, sexy fishnet body suit, one of those ones you wear when you’re painting. It was stupid.”

“You… what… just… why?”

Chelsea laughed again. “I don’t fucking know. I think I just wanted to be as slutty as possible in the cheapest and laziest way possible. I was going to some stupid party with a guy I was fucking, but not really into, and he wanted to show all his friends what a slut he was dating. Because somehow, that was an accomplishment to him. We were at his house, and it’s not like we had any money or anything, so I just grabbed random shit half an hour before the party. I don’t know. I was young, I was dumb, I was upset because the guy I’d been dating had ghosted me. It was a weird semester.”

Arnold leaned back in his seat and started laughing too. “Is this why you don’t talk about your wild college phase very much? Bonnie blabbed about it once or twice, but she made you sound like this crazy porn sorceress or something.”

“What’d she tell you?”

“Not a lot of specifics. I think she was worried she’d traumatize me. She was teasing me about how I must have a giant dick or something to get you to settle down.”

“You do have a nice dick. As a porn sorceress, I would know. You can’t summon a good incubus if you don’t know how to examine a penis.”

This is nice. I should talk to him about kink and stuff more. He’d probably do some of it.

“So why did you stop? Being a porn sorceress, I mean?”

Chelsea drummed her fingers on the steering wheel as she pulled onto her street, taking a deep breath. Or he could ask the hardest question right off the bat.

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TMI Tuesday: November 21st, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Whoops! Missed posting this one, but here it is now!


TMI Tuesday: November 20, 2012

Posted on November 19, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

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1. When is the last time you or your loved one had their prostate checked?

Jayden: Uhh, no idea.
Richard: My dad had his like two months ago.

2. Besides a medical professional, how many other people have had their finger up your ass?

Jayden: A few. Recently? Just Richard.
Richard: I dunno, a couple.

3. Have you ever given or received a prostate massage? Did you like it? Did you cum or orgasm?

Jayden: I haven’t, but I probably would. My nails are long, though.
Richard: I have not.

4. Do you enjoy anal play–rimming, fingering, penetration, etc.?

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Jayden: Yes, yes, yes.
Richard: Mmmhmm

5. Ever had anal sex?
A. No, and I don’t want to.
B. No, but I am dying to try it.
C. Yes, but it is just okay.
D. Yes, love it…can’t get enough of it.
E. That’s the way I like it. Anal sex is the best sex.

Jayden: D
Richard: D, but it’s been a while. We should get on that.
Update: We did, like four hours ago.

6. You are about to have anal sex, which method would you choose (You must choose one.):
A. Finger up the ass
B. Prostate stimulator/massager
C. Penis–real or strap-on

Jayden: I don’t want to choose one! Fine. C.
Richard:  Also C.


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Something Exciting! (And an apology)

I am excited to share that I had the privilege of writing up the Sinful Sunday Roundup post this week! Although I’ve never personally participated in Sinful Sunday, I follow a lot of regulars who do. Richard and I are interested in joining in sometime soon, but life has hit us hard the last week.

The normal holiday stress is there, of course, but there’s been some extra things, too. Some medical emergencies in our family, on top of major happenings at work. All of that led to us skipping our Friday post and not even realizing it. So, apologies for missing Hallmark this week, but we plan to be back on track this Friday!

TMI Tuesday: November 14th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: November 13, 2012

Posted on November 12, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Some men who have been treated for Prostate Cancer are unable to get an erection.

1. If they were treated with surgery, the usual reason is nerve damage. They may have success with a penis pump.
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Question: Have you (or your partner) ever used a pump? Did it work? Was it a turn-on or a turn-off?

Jayden: I haven’t ever seen one used.

Richard: Nope.

2. If they were treated with radiation, the usual reason is damage to blood vessels. They may have good luck with Viagra or one of the other impotence meds. Question: Have you (or your partner) ever used Viagra, Cialis, or similar? Did it work? Any interesting side effects? Any 4-hour erections? Tell us how you made use of that 😉

Jayden: I’ve had a partner who used it. He said it gave him headaches, so it wasn’t really a fun time, unfortunately.

Richard: Also no, as far as I know.

3. Some men may opt for a penile implant. See http://www.urologicalcare.com/advanced-ed-treatments/types-penile-implants/. Do you have experience with a penile implant (as owner or lover-of-owner)? Did it work for you?

Jayden: Nope, no experience.

Richard: Nada.

4. If they were treated with hormone therapy (e.g. Lupron Depot), they may also lose all libido. I can’t think of a good question, but if you have a story, please share. Some men diagnosed with Prostate Cancer change their diet or avoid certain foods.

Jayden: No story for this one, but I hope those people can find something that works for them.

Richard: This is turning into one of those awkward grad student surveys.

5. Did you ever change your diet for health reasons? How did it work out? How long did you stay on the diet? The prostate is a sexual organ, and treatment of the prostate changes the sexual experience.

Jayden: I have changed my diet for health reasons. It’s mostly stuck around and I’ve lost a lot of weight.

Richard: I was vegetarian for a while. I had a lot more energy. I’ve thought about going back, but I’m not sure how I’d cook for Jayden then.

6. A man who has had his prostate removed does not ejaculate at orgasm. How would you react to a total lack of cum?

Jayden: There are good and bad parts, as with most things. Less messy!

Richard: I think I’d really ham it up. “I’M CUMMING SO HARD, OOOH YEEEAHHHH!”

7. Although removal of the prostate reduces the intensity of orgasm in the pelvic region, some men report orgasmic feelings in other parts of the body, some describing a “whole body orgasm.” How cool is that?

Jayden: That does sound awesome!

Richard: Sounds fun.

8. Do you think a man treated for Prostate Cancer deserves a blow job? If yes, please email Virtual Sin aka SinnerMan…

Jayden: Sure! Hope he’s had many blow jobs since 2012…

Richard: We demand updates!


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Hallmark: Part 6

Last week, Chelsea made a bet with Arnold about stopping at a sex shop after homecoming. She was losing (hurray!) but gets a little distracted when she sees Mark with her friend Hannah.
~Richard


“What is he doing here? What is she doing?” asked Chelsea.

“It’s homecoming. He went to high school here. So did she, it’s not a big deal,” said Bonnie.

“He never went to a football game in the four years we went here!”

“How would you know that? You barely went to a game.”

“Can you imagine him going to a game? He’s all…” she gestured vaguely in his direction.

“Making out with his new girlfriend? That’s a reason to go to homecoming, right?” Bonnie said, as Mark ran his hands down Hannah’s sides and pulled her in for a kiss.

Chelsea let out a noise halfway between a deflating balloon and a dying cat. A dozen people turned to look at her, but Mark was too far away. Or too distracted trying to fit his tongue into Hannah’s mouth.

“What do we do?”

“Nothing? Go over and say hello? Whichever. Game’s almost over anyway. Another blowout.”

“I bet he’s only dating her to get to me. Jokes on him! We know his plan, we can use this!”

“That sounds slightly insane.”

“We can’t let her know, though. Who knows how deep he’s got his claws into her.”

“That sounds more insane.”

“You don’t know him like I do. But, you’re right. We should go before they see us.”

Bonnie shook her head and waved as she headed back to her seat. Chelsea made it back to Arnie just in time for the last play.

“Well, that was… a game,” he said.

“Yeah. But hey, you get to go pick out that nun outfit for me now!”

“I do. And I got one or two other ideas for things to pick up.”

Chelsea smiled, “Oooh, am I rubbing off on you?”

“Maybe. Don’t they say that married couples start to look alike after a while? Maybe it works with sex too.”

I hope so. Chelsea thought to herself as they got back to the car. She drove to the PleasureMaxxx adult store a few minutes away and led the way inside. She half expected the same staff to be there from when she’d been a regular years ago, but an unfamiliar face looked up from the counter at her. And a whole lot of other unfamiliar things. New toys, videos, outfits. This was going to be fun.

“Help you find anything?” the purple-haired woman behind the counter asked.

Chelsea glanced back at Arnold, who had stopped the second he got inside. “My boyfri– fiancé wanted to see a sexy nun outfit, right babe?”

Arnold nodded, still looking all around.

“Third aisle on the left,” the woman said. “Before the nurses but after the medics.”

Chelsea took his hand and led him over. Besides a handful of full sets, there were dozens of individual parts and accessories for nun costumes.

“We should buy separates,” she said, lifting a pair of thigh-high stockings with crosses that reached down towards the feet. “You get better quality that way. Did you have anything particular in mind? Leather? Latex? More or less revealing?”

“I think you’d know better than me, right?” said Arnold.

“It’s your fantasy, babe,” she said, pressing against him. She leaned in to whisper in his ear. “I want to be exactly what you want.”

“I guess something more lacy? And mostly covered, but see through.”

“Ooh, I like that. Extra naughty,” she grabbed a black lacy top with more crosses over the nipples. “Any accessories, like, a ruler or something?”

He shook his head. “No. Well, you can if you want to. I saw something I wanted to check out over there,” he said, nodding to an aisle they had walked past. Chelsea grabbed a habit to finish the look and followed him down a few aisles.

“Do you know which kind I should get?” he asked, gesturing towards a shelf full of cock rings.

“Probably a simple silicone one for your first time, something like this,” she held up a double-looped one. “I like this kind, one goes around your shaft, and the other for your balls.”

“Sounds good to me,” Arnold said, blushing. “Do we just go check out like a normal store?”

“It’s a totally normal store,” Chelsea said, leading him back to the counter to pay. “Hopefully we have a good time tonight, and we can come back more so you get more comfortable.


Is Chelsea too crazy? I feel like she’s a little obsessed.


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TMI Tuesday: November 7th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: November 6, 2012

Posted on November 5, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week the questions, from heelsnstocking.blogspot.com, have a moustache theme and a request for you to join in, even if it’s just a little self checking.

1. Ladies…Have you ever kissed a man with a moustache?
Gentlemen… Have you ever had a moustache?

Did you like it?

Jayden: Yes. Many. I like it.

Richard:  Yes to both. I have no strong preference.

2. They say ‘putting on the beard’ means going down on a lady with a full bush. Do you prefer a bearded, trimmed or bald pussy?

Jayden: I prefer bald for myself, but Richard likes a little patch, so I leave it for him.

Richard: I like the little triangle.

3. What’s your preferred style of ‘tashing on’? (snogging)

Jayden: Lots of light kisses, with lots of touching.

Richard:  INSIDE BRAIN KISSES

4. When was the last time you cupped yours or anyone else’s testicles?

Jayden: Not too long ago, I cupped Richard’s. I’m not sure of a date, but it hasn’t been long.

Richard: I’m sure I’ve done mine recently. I didn’t really keep track.

5. If you had a moustache what style would you be and why?

Images for styles here: http://uk.movember.com/uploads/images/News/2011%20General/styleguidefull.jpg

Jayden: The rock star, I suppose. It looks fun.

Richard: I think mine is closest to an undercover brother. I would like to connect it to a goatee at some point.


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Hallmark: Part 5

It’s officially Nanowrimo time! Part of my goal will be to get ahead on this so I can actually have time to go back. Hopefully that’ll improve my pacing, etc.
~Richard


Chelsea leaned over the vanity, staring at herself in the mirror. The left half of her face was red, the right blue, divided perfectly down her nose. She stepped back out into the bedroom.

“Are you ready yet? We’re going to be late!” she said.

Arnold tugged one end of his green and orange scarf trying to get it just the right length. “Were you this into football in high school? I only went to a couple of games, but I feel like I’d have remembered if I saw you all painted up.”

“Nope, but if I’m going to marry a dirty bird, I gotta rep my colors!”

“Are we still going to be engaged when Deerfield loses?”

“Hmmm. Wanna make it interesting?” she asked, giving him a playful slap on the butt. “If Deerfield wins, you have to do whatever I want. If Westcreek wins, I have to do whatever you want tonight.”

“I think Deerfield has won this game once since we were born, so I guess I should start coming up with ideas for tonight.”

“Hmmm, if you’re so sure, you could give me a preview right now. I actually found this bag the other night…”

She reached under the bed and pulled out the bag, plopping it on the bed.

“I was thinking something like making you watch a cheesy movie, but what’s in here?”

Chelsea looked between him and the bag for a moment, digging inside it. Giant suction cup dildo, buttplug, knife, benwa balls…

“Oh, you know. Whips, chains, things like this.” She found a smaller dildo and held it up.

“When did we get that?” 

“The dildo?” she turned it around and looked at it. “I think I got this in college. I’ve probably had some of this stuff longer than I’ve known you…

“And you’re just showing me now?” Arnold asked, stepping over to look in the bag.

“I just kind of threw it under the bed and forgot about it. I wasn’t trying to hide it.”

“No, that’s fine. Just didn’t realize…” He dug around a little, “Why do we have a pasta cutter in here?” he asked, pulling out a Wartenburg wheel.

Chelsea flushed and snatched it out of his hand. “It’s… tingly,” she said, lightly tracing it over the back of his hand.

Arnold yelped and yanked his hand back.

“Alright. If Westcreek wins, you have to show me what all this stuff is and how it works. If Deerfield wins… I dunno, you can butt plug me or something.” He glanced at the one she’d used the other night. “Maybe a little smaller than that one, though. You have smaller ones, right?”

“If not, I know where we can stop and get one. Maybe I can get a fun outfit, too. Maid? Cheerleader?”

“Nun?”

“Seriously?”

“I went to Catholic school. It fucked me up.”

Chelsea laughed and leaned in to give him a kiss on the cheek. “Whatever outfit you want, if Deerfield wins. You can probably talk me into it either way.”

They walked to the car and drove to the stadium. The game was a blowout, with Deerfield down by twenty-one at the beginning of the fourth quarter.

“I’m going to get a soft pretzel or something,” Chelsea said. “They should get a liquor license, just for homecoming. We’re all coming home and old enough to drink.”

Arnold laughed and waved his scarf as Westbrook made another 20-yard catch.

Chelsea wandered over to the snack stand, whistling softly as she waited in line. She spotted Bonnie and waved her over.

“Having a good time?” Chelsea asked.

“I just want it to be over,” Bonnie said, glancing at the clock.

“Me too! Arnold and I are going to Guilty Pleasures after the game. If Deerfield loses, he’s going to put me in a sexy outfit and dig around in my old toy bag.”

“Look at you, girl! You don’t need Ma– oh my god!”

“What? What is it?”

“Look behind you!”

Chelsea turned around and spotted Mark talking to their friend, Hannah.


It was at this moment that the author realized he didn’t name the second friend in the first chapter.


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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

Oops, the 1st being a Wednesday threw us off, but we’re not even 24 hours late!

November is National Novel Writing Month. Have you ever participated? If not, why not?

Jayden: I sure have! I’ve done it every year since 2007, and I’ve managed to cross the finish line of 50k every time. Side note: I have rarely finished my Camp NaNo projects, but at least I’ve gotten November NaNo done. Richard and I have even taken charge of our local NaNo group.

Some other fun NaNo stats for you:

  • I have managed to write 50k in 24 hours 3 times, and I never want to do it again.
  • My longest NaNo was 114,458 words.
  • I have written 1,534,861 words for NaNo.

I’m not off to a super strong start this November, but I’m sure I’ll be able to finish!

Richard: Yeah! That’s actually how Jayden and I met.

TMI Tuesday: October 31st, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Glad to be back to scheduled ahead of time!


TMI Tuesday: October 30, 2012

Posted on October 28, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you Erotic Adventures in Brisneyland for the following TMI Tuesday questions.

The LONG and the SHORT of it

1. What is the longest relationship you have been in?

Jayden: ~17 years

Richard: ~5 years.

2. What is the shortest relationship you have been in?

Jayden: 4 days (I think? Something like that.)

Richard: Like 2 weeks.

3. How often do you have sex? How often do you want sex?

Jayden: About once a day, on average. Slightly more than that.

Richard: (I keep telling Jayden she wants sex more than once a day, and she always denies it.) Once a day is good.

4. How long does sex usually last?

Jayden: I think half an hour overall? Again, on average. Quickies are also fun and so are marathons.

Richard: I think it’s more like 15-20 minutes.

5. Have you ever had an experience where someone couldn’t perform, finished too quickly or couldn’t keep up with you? Tell us about it?

Jayden: Yeah. I had a string of partners for a while where none of them could perform. I really thought it was me. (Turns out, it wasn’t.)

Richard: I CAN’T USING NUMBING CONDOMS THEY MAKE MY PENIS SOFT AND I CAN’T EVEN FEEL THAT IT GOT SOFT!

6. If you could only have one “type” of sexual encounter for the rest of your life, would you prefer
a) short and sweet
b) wham bam thank you ma’am
c) here for the long haul
d) slow and tender

Jayden: Uh, only one? C, I guess?

Richard: D.

Bonus: Would you consider ending an otherwise healthy and loving relationship if the sex wasn’t what you wanted?

Jayden: I would definitely talk to my partner about options. I would hope that we could address it together, or have the freedom to date other people.

Richard: Ending it would be one option, or maybe opening it up.


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Hallmark: Part 4

One month down! Not sure how many to go…
~Richard


“How’s being engaged?” Bonnie asked as she stirred her coffee.

Chelsea set hers on the table a little too hard, splashing some cappuccino on her hand and hissing.

“Feels a lot like that, honestly,” she said, wiping it up.

“So what happened?”

“I don’t know. You started yelling over the phone, then dropped it– and the call, and then he snuck up on me.”

“I meant with your proposal. But sure, we can talk about your ex that you’re still obsessed with.”

“I am not obsessed with him! He snuck in and almost ruined my proposal!”

“Mmmhmm,” Bonnie took a long sip. “So what’d he do?”

“He did that stupid thing he used to do when we both worked there where he’d try to sneak up on me and scare me at my station.”

“I seem to recall you finding that very effective foreplay the last time…”

“That was a decade ago!”

Bonnie shrugged.

“Anyway, he scared me, made me toss the ring, caught it, handed it back to me, called me ‘birdie’ and left.”

“Aww, he remembered you. Did he give it back to you by proposing?”

“No. Just handed it back and made up some lame bullshit about how he didn’t realize it was me.”

“Why would he realize it was you? You haven’t worked at that place in like a decade, like you said. You don’t really even work there now.”

“Yeah, he just happened to show up on the one night I was there.”

“The place is only open like 20 days. It’s not that weird that he showed up on the Friday before Halloween.”

“Oh my god!” Chelsea ducked down, then craned her neck to look past Bonnie.

“What?”

“Turn around, don’t look so obvious!”

“What is up with you?”

“He’s here!”

“What? Where? What’s he doing?”

“He just went into the Costco across the street.”

“And you’re hiding why?”

“What if he comes back?”

“From Costco? In less than five minutes?”

“It could be a trick.”

Bonnie reached over and tilted Chelsea’s chin back towards her coffee cup.

“Or he’s just getting some groceries or something. Like a normal human being on a Saturday morning. If it’s even him.”

“He moved!”

“Yes. He did. And his parents and a lot of his friends still live here. He’s probably just visiting. You’re so obsessed with him!”

“I am not!”

“Tell me about the rest of the proposal.”

“Kind of a blur, honestly. Got down on one knee, popped the question, he said yes, snuggled on the hayride. Went home. Questionable sex. Took a shower…”

Bonnie dipped a biscotti in her coffee. “Trailed off a little at the end there. After remembering your ex spooking you more than your own proposal.”

“I may have used a buttplug, suction dildo, and the wand to get off while I thought of him.”

“Mmhmm.” A bit of the biscotti. “He’s stalking you, but you’re getting off to him after sex with your new fiancé and jumping at every white dude that walks into Costco.”

Chelsea took a sip of her drink and shook her head. “I don’t know. He completely ghosted me years ago. And you’re right, I did have some trouble getting over him. But I love Arnold. It’s just weird seeing him again.”

“Please just tell me you’re not going to dump Arnold and go chasing after him.”

“What? No. I’d rather never see him again. Maybe he’s just in town for the weekend, and this can all be over by Halloween.”

“You going to homecoming next weekend? Maybe he’ll be there.”

“I guess I should. Show off being engaged to everyone.”


Saw him again at Target.
10/24 3:17 

They did have a good cat litter sale this week.

And Michael’s
10/26 5:12

Probably getting stuff for Halloween.

He’s at my Giant!
10/27 6:17

He does have to eat.

What do I do if I see him at homecoming?

Smile? Wave? Point at your engagement
ring and don’t put out.

You’re not helping.


Chelsea dropped her phone and sighed. Bonnie was right. The fact that he popped up at a couple stores didn’t mean anything. If he’d really wanted to sneak up on her or whatever, he would…

Her hand drifted between her legs as she thought back to their last Halloween together. Freshman year of college. She’d been getting over a cold and decided to skip the parties. They were still sort of together. Going to different colleges, but only like half an hour apart. She’d come home to let her parents nurse her a little for the weekend, but they’d gone out to a party. Around seven, she’d heard a rattling noise by the garage door. She’d peeked out the window and not seen anything. Gone back to Netflix. Ten minutes later, she heard something near the back. Another peek. Still nothing.

It’d gone on like that for half an hour or so. She’d assumed it was some kids playing pranks, made sure the doors were locked, and headed upstairs. Where the bathroom window was wide open.

Had her mom left it open after a shower? It was a chilly night to have a window open, but her parents had been in a hurry. She tugged it shut and headed to her room. When she stepped in, she flipped the light switch. Nothing. She flipped it on and off a couple times, heart moving from fast firmly into racing. Was the power out? She took a long step towards her desk, leaving the door open, and clicked on the lamp there. That worked, and it lit the room up enough. She looked around, using her phone flashlight, but everything seemed fine and undisturbed. The light had probably just burnt out. She stripped down and texted Mark goodnight.

And heard the familiar ping of a text notification from the hallway.

She spun around and snapped a selfie, thrusting her tits out.

Ping again from the closet on the right.

She yanked the door open.

“You asshole!”

There was Mark, half hidden behind their winter coats, one hand in his pocket trying to silence his phone.

He shoved her out, pinning her to the wall. He pulled the ski mask covering his face up enough to expose his lips and kissed her hard, tongue pressing into her mouth.

In the present, she slipped two fingers into her folds and glanced at the clock. Arnold should be out with his D&D group for at least another half hour. Plenty of time.

She shivered when she remembered Mark breaking the kiss to growl in her ear. “Shame you’re already naked, slut. I thought it’d be fun to go slasher on your outfit. She heard a click and felt the cold steel of a knife lightly gliding over her hip.

She’d screamed then, shoving him away and running towards her bedroom. Stumbling from the Nyquil she’d taken, he caught her easily when she tried to shove the door closed, slamming it open and leaving a dent in the wall.

“Good little birdie, putting yourself in a cage.”

She tripped onto her back when she hit the bed.

He shut the door, locking it, and flicked off the desk lamp. She could just see the glint of the hall light off the knife. He kicked off his pants and climbed on top of her, pinning her spread legs under his knees.

He slid into her dripping wet cunt easily, pressing the knife against her throat.

“Normally, I’d tell you not to scream, but there’s no one to hear you. Go ahead; it might make me cum faster.”

She’d screamed. As well as she could with her cold anyway. Again and again, every time he thrust into her. He pressed the knife a little harder, slamming her down into the bed, the creak of the mattress echoing her cries.

It didn’t take long for her to cum, and he was only a few seconds behind her. He pulled out, jerking his cock with his free hand, and sprayed over her tits. As she slowly came down, he traced the tip of the blade through his cum, spelling out MINE and SLUT on her tits.

“So how sharp is that?” she asked.

“Duller than a butter knife,” he said. “I’m not that crazy.”

She laughed and snuggled against him. “You’re sweet. I’ve never had my own personal slasher before.”


And that’s it for October. Pacing was a little off this month. I should do better about trying to write a month or so at a time. Next month is Nano, and this isn’t my main story, but I’m sure I’ll work on it a good amount. Hopefully get a little bit of a backlog. See you then!


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TMI Tuesday: October 24th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Glad to be back to scheduled ahead of time!


TMI Tuesday: October 23, 2012

Posted on October 22, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you to the TMI Tuesday reader who submitted the following THEN AND NOW questions. He wanted to remain anonymous.

1. What one part of your sex life today would most surprise the 17 year old you?

Jayden: I’m monogamous!

Richard: I’m a Dom!

2. What one thing might shock that younger you?

Jayden: I have fetishes I never would have thought to try then.

Richard: I got married!

3. What part of the younger you’s (not necessarily at age 17) sex life do you look back on with the most nostalgia?

Jayden: The freedom of college.

Richard: Yeah, college was pretty good.

4. Is there anything in the younger you’s sexual ambitions or fantasies you have not yet fulfilled?

Jayden: I would like a gang bang still.

Richard: Aforementioned hoop skirt scene.

Bonus:  Give your 17 year old self a piece of sexual advice.

Jayden: Don’t fake an orgasm. Your partner can’t learn what you like if you fake it.

Richard: Don’t rush things, but don’t be afraid either.


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Hallmark: Part 3

Last week, Chelsea made a coffee date with her friend Bonnie and had some mediocre sex with her soon-to-be-husband Arnold (while fantasizing about her ex: Mark). While they’re getting cleaned up, she reaches under the bed and finds a bag of old sex toys. Shortie this round because I was super busy at work this week, and now I have to rush off to help Jayden with something.
~Richard


Chelsea pulled out the dildo. How long had it been down there? Since she’d moved in, probably. They’d talked about using more toys, but it’d never gotten very far. She rummaged around some more, pulling out a 3-inch buttplug.

“Maybe a little too aggressive…” she muttered to herself. She hadn’t had more than a finger up there in a year, and even that rarely.

“Did you say something, sweetheart?” Arnold called from the bathroom.

“Just talking to myself, babe!” She dropped the big plug back in and kept digging, finding one about half its size.

Chelsea hopped up, grabbed her bathrobe off the peg on the back of the door, and tucked both toys into the sleeve.

She thought back to the last time she’d used a buttplug. It’d been before she started dating Arnold. She and Bonnie had a few too many drinks and gotten into an ill-advised competition. She’d won. 

A moment later, Arnold came out of the bathroom. She gave him a peck on the cheek (careful not to brush too close to him) and slipped inside.

After making sure the door was locked, she started up the shower and hung her robe.

Chelsea looked down at the buttplug. This should be easy. She’d taken ones this size when she was in college. With a deep breath, she reached behind herself and pushed.

“Ahhhh, ooooh,” she hissed in a breath. It hurt a bit, but she made it in. Gingerly, she took her hand away, making sure it would stay. She gave it a little squeeze and groaned. It felt good.

Step two: Chelsea climbed into the shower holding the dildo. She looked around, it’d been a while since she’d done this, but she was pretty sure she remembed the right angle. She pressed the mount onto the wall at hip level and pressed back against it.

“Mmmmfff,” she moaned as it filled her up, the curve hitting perfectly.

Not bad, birdie, said Mark’s voice in her head.

She looked up half expecting to see him through the steam. When he didn’t appear, she imagined him chuckling, before giving his next order.

It’ll take you too long to cum like that. Can’t keep Mr. Clean waiting. Grab the shower wand.

She nodded to herself, whimpering as she pulled out all but the very tip of the dildo to grab the wand and point it at her clit.

“Mmmmm, that feels nice.”

Too nice. You always got off faster with a little pain.

She nodded again, clicking the wand onto a different setting. Hard pulses of water crashed against her clit, drawing out a noise halfway between a moan and a squeal.

Careful, don’t fall. Otherwise you’ll have to explain why you need three different sextoys to get off while you imagine your ex ordering you around in the bathroom.

“Fuck you,” she said through gritted teeth, wriggling her hips to grind the dildo deeper. She felt it pressing against the plug, barely separated inside her.

You wish. If you had, you wouldn’t be in here. Harder.

She growled and slammed her hips back, flattening her ass against the wall. This had the added bonus of cramming the butt plug a painful quarter inch deeper inside her. She dropped the wand and covered her mouth as she came, muffling the sounds of her pleasure. The shower head clattered to the floor of the tub, followed a moment later by the dildo when she pulled it off the wall, dropping to her knees in the tub.

“Everything okay, sweetheart?” Arnold called.

Chelsea took a deep breath. “Yeah, just dropped the soap,” she said with a half-hearted laugh. “I’ll be out in a few.”

He said something she didn’t really hear, and she sat there for a moment in the water, wetter than she’d been in months. And not from the shower.


Come back on Tuesday for TMI Tuesday and Part 3 on Friday!

TMI Tuesday: October 17th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Glad to be back to scheduled ahead of time!


TMI Tuesday: October 16, 2012

Posted on October 15, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you to Erotic Adventures in Brisneyland for the theme of this week’s TMI Tuesday.

Can we be just friends?

1. Have you ever had a friendship with someone where you secretly (or not so secretly) desired them?

Jayden: Yes. We stayed friends for a long time until he moved away and we drifted apart.

Richard: Plenty of times.

2. Are you prone to jealousy, suspicion or insecurity when your partner spends time with an attractive close friend without you? Why?

Jayden: Yes. I struggle with insecurity a lot, but I try not to.

Richard: Yeah, I don’t have the best self esteem.

3. Has a previously platonic friendship ever bloomed into a sexual relationship?

Jayden: Yep. Richard among them.

Richard: (It was platonic for like 30 seconds before she started hitting on me). I don’t think so.

4. Have you ever remained close friends with an ex-lover?

Jayden: Yes, definitely. One of my ex-lovers is one of my best friends.

Richard: Yeah, they were in our wedding.

Bonus:  Have you ever developed feelings for a “friend with benefits”? How did it develop, unfold, resolve?

Jayden: Yes. Well, we’re married now, so… I guess it worked out. 😉

Richard: We cycled between dating, FWB, and screaming at each other for a while. We’re good friends now.


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Happy TMI Tuesday!