TMI Tuesday: January 9th, 2024

On the 9th day of Christmas, we give you nine(ish) answers to TMI Tuesday Questions!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: January 8, 2013

Posted on January 7, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The Late Phoenix provides us with his brand of thought-provoking TMI Tuesday questions this week. He has titled his submission

“Rabbits”

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1. What feels better, the moment right before cumming, the moment of cumming, or the moment right after cumming?

Jayden: The moment of cumming. 

Richard: Right before

2. For the fellas: it is said that guys will fuck anything that moves. but what if you’re a hippie who’s in love with the wind, how would that relationship work out?

Richard: I don’t think I understand this question. I guess you jerk off in a hurricane.

3. For the ladies: what would be your first gut reaction after the guy you’re on a first date with after months of online chatting looks you straight in the eye and whispers to you even before saying hi, “let’s fuck like rabbits…”?

Jayden: If it’s someone I’m into, hell yeah! Come to think of it, I think I had a friend with benefits like that at one point (>15 years ago).

4. There can only be ONE!!! okay, you have to choose EITHER your dream man/woman/lover/partner or your dream job, one or the other, not both. Which do you choose for the rest of your life and why?

Jayden: Dream partner. But I already found him, so maybe I have a shot at both? 🙂 But if I have to pick one, a job is a job. I’d rather have a partner who is supportive, loving, kind, and that I have fun with than a dream job.

Richard: My dream job is house husband, so I’ll go with dream partner so I can be house husband for them.

5. Is love itself, being in love, crazy? Or is the world crazy, and love serves to heal a crazy world? or is it that you’re crazy and the world is just fine? I guess what i’m asking from you is for a little treatise on the general topic of love and craziness. what is love?…baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me…

Jayden: Love is crazy. It’s hard to explain. But it’s such a wonderful feeling.

Richard: The world is more crazy than love.

Bonus: If all of us in the blogging community pooled our resources together and chained our blogs in unison into one big shining electrical power line of humanity, could we save the world?

Jayden: I don’t think so. Maybe in 2013 when this was written the world had a chance of being saved, but now…

Richard: Probably not. I don’t think you could find much meaningful that the whole blog community could get behind.


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Hallmark: Part 13

You know what’s great about it not being the 12 days of Christmas anymore? I don’t have to figure out a way to try to implement a random number of spankings or something into the story.
– Richard


Chelsea looked between Arnold and Mark. “You two know each other?”

“Yeah. This is Pete. He’s the new guy in our group. I didn’t know Hannah was going to be here, though. Hey, Hannah!” he waved.

Chelsea grabbed her phone, took a step back to get all three of them in frame, snapped a picture, and sent it to Bonnie. “I TOLD YOU!” she typed.

“Chelsea, you good?” Mark asked. “Do you need a… does he…” he put a hand on the back of Hannah’s neck. 

“No!” Everyone was staring at her. “And why does he think your name is Pete?”

“It’s my middle name. I started going by it in college. That’s what most people call me now.”

She looked over at Arnold. “This is who you’ve been playing with?”

“Yeah,” said Arnold. “He seemed like a nice guy. I didn’t know…”

“No, don’t even say anything. It’s fine. This isn’t your fault. Everything is fine. ‘Pete’ didn’t engineer an entire slumber party just to torment me. Let’s just start a game.”

They headed into the other room with a couple other people and played a few rounds of Smash Brothers. People rotated in and out, and eventually it was just her and Arnold.

“Team battle?” Mark asked, leaning in the doorway with Hannah.

Chelsea glared at him a little. “Afraid to take me one on one?”

“No. Just don’t want to kick out your boyfriend–”

“Fiancé.”

“Ok. Well, I didn’t want to kick out your fiancé.”

“Fine. Come on over.” She slid her character marker from Samus to Kirby.

“Oh, is it that serious?” he asked, picking Pikachu.

“Who should I pick?” asked Arnold.

“Whoever you want, sweetie. Just stay out of the way.”

“Items?” asked Mark.

“Of course not.”

Hannah sat down next to Arnold and shook her head. They were both knocked out within the first forty seconds of the game.

“Told you we should’ve just done a one on one,” said Chelsea.

“You’re taking this very seriously,” said Mark, bouncing a thundershock her way.

She dodged it easily. “Yeah, that’s never really a problem for you, is it?” She connected with a kick, sending him flying off the stage.

“I take plenty of things seriously,” he said, dodging her chase and recovering.

“Until you get bored with them.”

“I did not get bored with you,” now he bounced her off.

“Then what happened?” she asked, juking his attack and knocking him down as she floated back over.

“We went to separate colleges six hours away and started dating other people. Did you need a signed note or something?” he tossed his controller on the floor as the game transitioned to her victory screen.

“Good game,” she said.

“Yeah, good game…”

Someone in the next room started yelling, and they both looked over.

“They’re starting Spin the Bottle,” said Arnold.

“Get in here, nerds!” someone yelled from the next room.

“You were playing–”

“Go five minutes ago!” Chelsea and Mark yelled at the same time.

She glared at him. He smirked a little.

The four of them found spots on opposite sides of the circle, Chelsea with Arnold and Mark with Hannah.

“Alright,” said Jenny. “Just in case any of you forgot how this works. Whoever spins has to go in the closet with whoever the bottle points at. Seven minutes is kind of long, so we’ll just do one.” she nodded towards the walk in on the other side of the room.

“I don’t remember having such a nice closet when we were teenagers,” said Mark.

“Well, we’ve all filled out some too,” said Jenny.

They all laughed she took the first spin. Spins ping ponged around the circle. After a few minutes, Arnold got up to stretch his legs, coming back with a drink for her. After they heard some energetic moans from the pantry, Jenny turned up the speakers as everyone glanced around.

The bottle hit Mark eventually, who gave it a spin and pointed it at Arnold. He blushed as they stepped inside. Once they were in for a few seconds, Mark banged on the wall, drawing laughs from the crowd.

A few spins later, Hannah hit Chelsea. The two of them stepped inside.

“Soooo,” Hannah said, “It’s been a while since we talked.”

“Yeah. Sorry about that. I’ve been really stressed with the wedding, and Mark showing up out of nowhere…”

Hannah’s smiled a little when she said his name.

Chelsea rolled her eyes, then fixed them on the collar around Hannah’s neck and grinned.

“So,” she said, leaning in close and hooking a finger under it. “Is this a break away, little kitten, or permanent? I heard you need a break away so you don’t actually choke,” she slid her finger across Hannah’s neck. “Although some people are into that.”

Hannah blushed. “We’re… trying things out…”

Chelsea leaned in tighter, giving her a light kiss on the cheek. “Just remember, he’s not the only one who knows things to try. Don’t let him get in your head.”

She let go and stepped out, Hannah following a few steps behind her. Chelsea gave the bottle hard spin, sending it bouncing, until it finally landed on Mark. 

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Hannah leaned over and whispered something in his ear. He smirked and looked across the circle at her.

“Come on, let’s get this over with.”

She followed him in and he shut the door, leaning in, his arm trapping her on one side.

“The usual?” he asked.

“The what?”

“The usual. To calm you down. You’re obviously having a rough night. We’ve got a minute. And I know the bass line to this song. No one has to know, and it doesn’t even have to be sexy.”

She stared at him.

“Tick tock. Wouldn’t want us to stay too long, would you?”

“Fine,” she said, finally. “Just to prove to you that I won’t go all stupid the second you touch me.”

Mark laughed a little, and nodded his head. She turned around, putting her hands on the wall of the closet. He stepped in close behind her, his hot breath making the back of her neck prickle. A second later, his left hand was there, squeezing gently, while the right lifted the bottom of her shirt out of the way.

“You picked a good outfit for this at least.”

“Just do it.”

He gave her neck another little squeeze and then brought his palm down on her ass in time with the beat.

She sucked in a breath.

Another hit a second later. She willed herself to relax.

The pause between hits was longer this time, but he got in a double hit.

“Is this helping?”

She was about to say no when he hit her again and the tingles started. Warmth flowed out from her ass, down her legs, up her spine.

She nodded a little.

He gave her a few more quick wacks on the guitar solo, then straightened her shirt and helped her back up.

“Better?” he asked.

“A little,” she admitted. Fucking asshole. She did feel more grounded.

They headed back out and took seats. The next time she sat just right, he saw the wet spot visible on her panties when he looked up her skirt.


And now back to our regularly scheduled programming… TMI Tuesday, weekly updates of this story, and hopefully one or two other fun things sprinkled throughout the week!

Hallmark: Part 12

Well, we made it to the end of our 12 Days of Christmas. We’re going to pump the brakes a little, but still shooting for 3 or 4 updates a week. For now, here’s the latest chapter in this absolute disaster of a story, “12 years since they last saw each other”
– Richard


The rest of December was too busy for Chelsea to get into any more scenes with Arnold. They had a few quickies, and she sent him a few pictures in the outfits she dug out from under the bed, but it was mostly work and getting ready for the holidays. Chelsea saw Mark a few more times, but even Bonnie was tired of hearing about it.

“What do you want me to say, Chel?” she asked. “He’s been in town for two months at this point, and other than bumping into you at the haunted house he hasn’t talked to you once!”

“What about Hannah?”

“What about her? They’re dating or hooking up or whatever. She seems to be enjoying it. As far as I know he’s not doing anything she doesn’t want. There’s only so many people in town, it’d be pretty hard for him to not hook up with someone you know. Do you expect him to be celibate?”

“I expect him to stay gone! He can’t just ghost me and then show up out of nowhere!”

“So tell him that! Ask him what happened! You’ve gotten drunk and cried about it every year for twelve years, and now you finally have a chance to yell that in his face, and you’re sitting here paying for my coffee and cruller and ranting like he was the mastermind behind 9/11 or something!”

“And then he’ll be walking me on a leash right next to Hannah.”

“He’s not walking Hannah on anything. And if he does, so what? He’s allowed to walk her if they want. Hell, you’d probably like it.”

“What about Arnold?”

“I don’t know. He’s… nice… But you never seemed to have that spark with him. We all figured you’d date him for a couple months and then go back to someone more like Mark.”

“Why didn’t you ever say that?”

“We did. Every time you cried about Mark. We’d say, ‘Go to a munch, Chelsea,’ or ‘Get on Fetlife, Chelsea,’ and then we cleaned you up, threw you in bed, and the next morning you acted like it never happened.”

“So you want me to what? Break up with Arnold and get back with Mark.”

“No. You clearly want to do that. Or a part of you does. Because you’re obsessed with him. I want you to go get paddled once or twice a month so you’ll be less high strung, and I don’t really care who does it. Probably not Mark. Maybe Arnold. I don’t know. I’m not you. And have you seen my dating life? I’m the last person you should be asking for advice.”

“He’s getting better.”

“What?”

“Mark. We’re working on it. He likes costumes, and roleplay, and he can take charge when he’s in the right mood.”

“Maybe there’s hope for him yet.”

They finished eating and hugged before heading out. Chelsea walked by the nursery on her way home. An older woman was arranging poinsettias in the window.

“Is that Chelsea Archer?” she said, waving when she spotted Chelsea.

Chelsea took a step forward. “I… yes… I’m sorry, do I know you?”

“I’m Mark’s mom, June. He brought you around a couple times when you were dating. Have you seen him lately? He’s back in town.”

“Oh, that was him?” Chelsea said, laughing nervously. “I saw a guy who looked just liked him, but I didn’t think he’d come back.”

“Me neither. Seemed like all he wanted to do was get out of here. But I think he’s settling down now that he’s gotten older. I’ll tell him you stopped by. Can I get you anything?”

Chelsea had what could generously be described as a black thumb. “Ummm, something that I won’t kill?”

June picked up a poinsettia. “Take one of these. They’re pretty hardy. But if it does die, no one expects you to keep it after Christmas anyway.” She carried it to the checkout and rang it up, “And ten percent friends and family discount. Mark’s brought home plenty of girls over the years, but I think you were always special to him.”

Chelsea flushed redder than the plant, mumbled a thank you, paid, and ran off with it.

It was still alive a few weeks later (thanks to Arnold) when they were getting dressed for a New Years Eve party.

“You sure this is slutty enough?” Chelsea asked, spinning around so the oversized t-shirt she was wearing lifted up to show the shorts that barely covered her ass.

“I’m sure. It’s not an orgy,” said Arnold, pulling on a nightcap to finish his Scrooge ensemble.

“Any party can be an orgy if you try hard enough.”

He gave her a playful swat on the ass and she wriggled her butt to ask for more.

“Be good! We’re going to be late!”

“I’m sure we’ll make it by midnight. Even I’m not horny enough to have sexy for six hours.”

Arnold rolled his eyes and they headed down to the car.

“Am I finally going to meet your mysterious crush? All I’ve heard for a month is Pete this and Pete that.”

“It’s not a crush. But yes, he should be there.”

“I’m sure that no matter how good he is as Magic I can whoop him at Rummikub.”

Arnold laughed, “I guess we’ll find out. Maybe you can go to tiddlywinks for a tie-breaker.”

The New Years Party was at Jenny’s house, the site of Arnold and his friends’ regular game days. The theme was a 90s teenage slumber party, and the back of the car was full of retro board games, along with Arnold’s N64. 

They milled around for a bit, grabbing drinks and catching up, when Chelsea heard the door open and a bell jingling.

Hannah stepped in, dressed in a cat kigurumi, with a small collar and bell on her neck.

“Pete!” Arnold yelled, as Mark came in behind her.


COME BACK TOMORROW BECAUSE I’VE BEEN WAITING TWO MONTHS FOR THIS SCENE BUT THIS POST IS GETTING TOO LONG!

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

January 3 question: Do you follow back your readers on BookBub, or do you only follow back other authors?

Jayden: I don’t think I use BookBub for anything much. I know I’ve read books from there, but none of my books are on there. I should probably change that, but…I haven’t been particularly focused on publishing lately. Just writing for the blog has been fun.

For this 10th day of Christmas, I’m going to link you back to our first 10 Insecure Writer’s Support Groups!

TMI Tuesday: January 2nd, 2024

On the 9th day of Christmas, we give you nine(ish) answers to TMI Tuesday Questions!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


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Questions submitted by Virtualsin.wordpress.com

1. Did you ever play strip poker (or strip spin-the-bottle, or similar)? Did nudity result? Were there further developments? Details please.

(1) Jayden: I did! I played strip war. Each round, someone lost an article of clothing. There were three people playing. It was…quick. So then it became more of truth or dare. The winner got to dare the loser to do something.

(2) Richard: I played strip poker like an hour before I lost my virginity Also, more recently, strip Mario Kart. Most of us wanted to strip, so that one was more silly.

2. Did you ever play a nude party game, such as Naked Twister? Did it lead to anything further?

Jayden: Nope.

(3) Richard: No.

3. Did you ever play a game of Truth or Dare that led to nudity, or fondling, or more?

(4) Jayden: Yep. I ended up giving a blow job on a dare. I think I even had sex on a dare, but it was with the guy I was sleeping with anyway.

(5) Richard: I don’t think so.

4. Did you ever attend a party that led to sex with a more or less randomly chosen partner, i.e., swingers-lifestyle party, key party*?
*key party – A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

Jayden: Nope.

(6) Richard: We had an accidental orgy at a Christmas party. I don’t know how random it is if everyone just plays with everyone.

5. Did you ever participate in unexpected co-ed skinny dipping in a group?

(7) Jayden: Yes, I skinny dipped at a friend’s pool party in high school. Richard and I had an accidental orgy on Christmas one year! We were hanging out with some friends who were all dating each other. Richard went to get a snack, and there was a blow job happening in our hallway.

(8) Richard: I don’t know how that story fits with this question and not the other. I have been co-ed skinny dipping a few times. I don’t know that it was unexpected, but it wasn’t specifically planned.

Jayden: Because it wasn’t random. They were friends we’ve had for a while. 🙂

Bonus: Do you have a favorite fantasy about a sexy party? Please share.

(9) Jayden: Yeah. I saw a porn once a decade or more ago where the submissive was serving dinner to a group of people. She was naked, they weren’t. There was something where they had a violet wand, and they “forced” her to touch it herself. Very much a mind-fuck and very sexy.

Richard: (Jayden “doesn’t like” denial or sensation play.)

Jayden: Shhhhh


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On the 8th Day of Christmas…

On the 8th Day of Christmas, which happens to be New Year’s Day, we’re going to share with you 8 goals we have for 2024:

Richard:

  • Read Classics 15 minutes a day
  • Exercise 15 minutes a day (on average)
  • Write 500 words a day
  • Buy a house

Jayden:

  • Exercise 15 minutes a day (on average)
  • Finish a cross stitch for the new house
  • Play the piano again
  • Keep the blog going!

They aren’t resolutions, so to speak, but we do hope to keep working at these goals! Hope you all had a lovely New Year’s!

On the 6th Day of Christmas…

Richard was hoping to treat you all to a picture of a nice loaf of sourdough bread with a 6 on it. But instead, he accidentally killed the starter. So you’re getting a list of what NOT to do with your sourdough starter instead:

  1. Cooking it in the oven.
  2. Dropping the jar it was in.
  3. Not feeding it.
  4. Cooking it in the toaster oven.
  5. Too much water.
  6. Not covering it and getting flies in it.

See you tomorrow for Day 7!

Hallmark: Part 11

Hope everyone is doing well as we move towards New Year’s. Welcome to 5 points on a pentagram…
– Richard


Chelsea was lying in bed reading Chuck Tingle’s book (Pounded by the Pound in Post Brexit Britain) when she heard the door hours later.

“Did you have a good time, sweetie?” she called down the stairs.

“Oh yeah! Pete, that’s the new guy’s name, had this crazy list. He had a Summoner who kept reconstituting his Geminis every time they split, so they just kept multiplying. But I had enough reserve to put Vorpal on my Executioner so they couldn’t reconstitute, and Ariel kept a bubble up and just plowed for me.” Arnold yelled as he came up the stairs.

“Those are all words in the English language. How about we just forget I asked that question, and you can tell me what you think of this?” she whipped the covers off as he came in the door, revealing her body in nothing but a rope harness and collar. The rope traced the outline of her breasts, splitting and lifting them. It went over her shoulders on either side of her neck, framing the black leather collar with a leash attached to the heavy D-ring. “Want to take me for a walk, or find something to do with me here?”

“I don’t know,” he said. “I think you’re the expert.”

“You’re such a fast learner, though. Why don’t you strip down and see what I can teach you.”

He quickly tossed off his pants and shirt, climbing into the bed.

“Do you like this outfit as much as the last one?”

“I’m not sure yet. Who’re you supposed to be?”

Chelsea shrugged. “Whatever you want me to be,” she put the leash into his hand and leaned down, kissing up his cock and grinning as it twitched to hardness.

“Mmmm. I don’t really know how to…”

“Pull!” she said, tugging against the leash a little. He gave it a tug, yanking her head back against his crotch. “Mmmm, there you go. Don’t let me get away.”

She kissed the tip of his cock again, opening her lips slightly to swirl her tongue over the head.

“Oh fuck, that’s good.”

She giggled and bobbed down a little, bouncing on the first half or so of his length for about a minute, wriggling a little when he pulled gently, then moaning when he forced her down, her throat spasming.

“Sorry!” he said, when she came up for air, coughing lightly.

“Don’t be. I was very bad today.”

“What’d you do?”

“Well, after I found this rope, I decided to relearn how to do some ties. I watched some videos, and I got a little excited, and I may have rubbed out… I dunno seven or eight orgasms? Very naughty. And now I’m so sore, I don’t even know if you could fuck me if you wanted…”

“Is your mouth sore?”

“No. Why?”

“Then you can use that,” he said and pulled her back down.

She moaned happily as he used her face, sliding her tongue over the curve of his cock, letting him drag her down deeper and deeper, wriggling her own hips when his started to buck.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” he moaned, seconds before spraying into her mouth. She moaned louder and took him as deep as she could

“Good shit,” she said, once he let her up. “So, how’d you like the outfit?”

“It’s fine. I think I like it better when you’re an actual thing than just a girl in sexy rope.”


I really miss those two weeks I skipped. I would’ve loved to do another scene between this and the one before, and probably another one before our next update. Maybe I’ll get off my lazy butt and do them anyway. See you tomorrow for… I dunno, I’m hoping to bake. Maybe baking stuff.

On the 4th Day of Christmas…

On the 4th Day of Christmas, Santa gave me to me…

Four hot and sexy people standing in front of me.


I didn’t really want to go to the bar, but my friend was DJing karaoke and I was trying to be supportive. I didn’t realize that it would end with me having my pick of four super hot and sexy people who all wanted to come home with me.

Entering the dark bar, I realized that this was just not what I wanted to be doing. I wanted to be at home with a mug of herbal tea and a book. I almost turned around and walked out, but then I saw Monty behind the DJ booth and he had the biggest grin when he saw me.

“Taby!” he cried, leaning over to kiss me on the cheek. I smiled back. “What are you going to sing?”

“Oh, Monty, I can’t go up there. You know that.”

“You can! You’re great!”

I shook my head, chuckling. “I don’t want to stand up here in front of all those people.”

“Have a drink and go for it. You’re better than you think you are.”

I stepped away, giving Monty the floor so he could do his thing. I sat down at the bar and ordered myself a drink. I never thought I was very good, but Monty was not the first to tell me that I was better at karaoke than I gave myself credit for. I always got so nervous going up there in front of all those people.

Three people in and I realized that I was way better than anyone who had gone so far, and even I recognized that. I guess that meant that I should go just for it. I threw back the rest of my fruity drink and walked up to Monty.

“Okay, Monty. Put me in.”

“You’re on.”

“Now?!”

“Yep.”

“But there must have been a line.”

Monty waved my comment away and pushed me up into the spotlight.

“What song am I singing?”

“You’ll know it,” he said with a grin.

And when the first notes started to play, he was right. I did know it. It was my favorite karaoke song to do and Monty knew it. It was a country love song. I never listened to much country, but this particular song was just well suited for my voice.

I was nervous, but once the song started to play and the first verse went okay, I felt more comfortable. I stopped paying attention to the room around me and just sang.

And when the song ended, the crowd went wild. I stepped down out of the spotlight, still grinning. Four hot and sexy people stood in front of me. And all of them wanted to buy me a drink…

What’s Good Wednesday? 12/27/23

For the third day of Christmas, we’re going to share not one, not two, but THREE good things happening!


Jayden: I’m testing negative for Covid! (And Richard took great care of me while I was sick.)

Richard: I tested negative for Covid (again)!

Friend: I bought this bucket of squishy dinosaurs:

TMI Tuesday: December 26th, 2023

On the 2nd day of Christmas (which are actually the 12 days after Christmas), we give you:

Two Sets of Answers to TMI Tuesday Questions!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: December 25, 2012

Posted on December 24, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Merry Christmas & Happy TMI Tuesday!

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1. What is the best thing you received for Christmas?

Jayden: An electronic picture frame because Richard knows how much I love taking pictures.

Richard: Stargate Blu-Rays, the first thing we ever put on our shared wishlist.

2. What is the best gift you gave for Christmas?

Jayden: My kid was very excited about their gifts. 

Richard: Digital picture frame for Jayden!

3. What is your Christmas wish?

Jayden: To feel better! I’ve been sick this year and didn’t get to participate in any of my plans. 😦

Richard: To not have Christmas? Am I supposed to have a Christmas wish?

4. What are your plans for New Year’s Eve?

Jayden & Richard: We’re going to two parties. One of which will require pants, and one of which hopefully won’t. Maybe. If we’re healthy enough.

Bonus: The end of the world aka the Mayan apocalypse did not occur on 12/21/2012. Nonetheless, people across the world prepared for the doomsday event. How did you prepare for the end of the world?

Jayden: I didn’t do much of anything.

Richard: I think I was in Minnesota around that time.


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Hallmark: Part 10

Welcome to our (pedantically correct) 12 days of Christmas, which is supposed to mark the days from Christmas to the Epiphany, not the 12 days leading up to Christmas (Advent is already a thing!))

For the next 12 days, we’ll be making sure to update the blog every day, and doing our best to tie them into some tacky puns, rhymes, etc.

On the first day of Christmas, we give to you… a story delayed story update!

Last week, Chelsea and Arnold started to talk through the aftermath of their first scene together. Let’s see how breakfast goes!
~Richard


Chelsea took his hand and stepped out of the car, giving it a squeeze. She didn’t say anything else on the way into the diner, smiling as the owner, Gus, waved to them over to their usual table.

“It’s not making me feel crappy,” she said, finally. “I just feel horny. It’s making that ‘protestant harlot’ or whoever feel humiliated, or degraded, or whatever. It’s not me, that’s why it’s called roleplaying.”

Arnold shrugged, “I guess, as long as you enjoy it.”

“Did you enjoy it?”

“Some of it. Some of it made me feel a little guilty. Some of it was just goofy.”

Chelsea laughed as the waitress came over and they ordered breakfast. “That’s how it is,” she said, reaching a hand across the table. “If we practice, more parts will be sexier, but goofy stuff happens sometimes. And if you feel guilty we can stop. And that’s why we snuggle, and have aftercare.”

Arnie took a sip of his coffee and glanced over the rim at her. “Aren’t we supposed to have safewords or something? I seem to recall you going on a very angry rant when they didn’t have one on CSI that one time.”

“Yeah, we should. I got a little caught up, and I didn’t think we were going to actually do anything particularly involved, so I didn’t think of it. What do you want our safeword to be?”

“Splenda?” Arnold said, looking around the table and picking up a packet of the faux-sugar.

“Sounds good to me. If we start playing more we might get more, but that should be good for now. Were there any parts you particularly liked?”

“The,” he glanced around and lowered his voice, “cockring was kind of fun.”

Chelsea nodded.

“And I liked the outfit. I don’t know how I feel about pretending to be a priest or whatever, but you looked hot.”

Chelsea smiled, “We don’t need to do roleplay to play dress up. I’ll have to see if I have any of my old stuff still. If not, maybe we can go for a little post Christmas shopping spree later.”

“That’d be fun. Any ideas for what else you could dress up as?”

“I bet there’s some sexy elf or Santa’s helper or something on clearance.”

“With some thigh high striped socks?”

“Oooh, there we go. Is that what you’re into? Should I rub you off with them?” she raised an eyebrow.

“I think I’m more look but don’t touch below the ankle.”

Chelsea laughed and their food came by. They didn’t talk too much while they worked through their eggs and pancakes. They finished eating, paid, and headed back home. Arnold stayed out to clean out the car while she went upstairs to clean up from last night and see what outfits she had. She grabbed her phone to snap a couple pictures, when a message popped up from Hannah.

Fuck. I can see now why you were obsessed with this guy.

Chelsea had almost forgotten about seeing one of her best friends with Mark, but she felt her cheeks heat up when she remembered them making out at the game yesterday.

Do not tell me you fucked him! she texted back. You just met him! He’s bad news!

I’m doing this for you, you know.

Bullshit! You’re doing this because you’re horny, and he’s got you dicknotized!

Oh my god, his dick! It curves just right. And he sure knows how to use it.

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT HIS DICK! I COULD DRAW HIS DICK FROM MEMORY!

Should I talk to you about all the nasty things he says while he uses it?

No, I’m sure I could recite all of them also, thank you very much.

Then I guess you also don’t want to know why he’s back in town? Which is the reason I seduced him in the first place.

Mmmhmm. Go ahead and tell me. Might as well get something out of you before he completely breaks you.

His mom is retiring, and he’s helping her settle her business and move out.

Chelsea tried to think back to what Mark’s mom did. He tended to keep her too distracted for much conversation the few times he brought her home to visit. She made a note to buy new batteries for the vibrating buttplug at the bottom of the bag. 

She’s a florist, right?

Nursery. I’ve actually had one of her plants on my window sill last summer. It’s looking pretty dead, but Mark thinks we might be able to save it.

Of course he does.

Aren’t you glad? Nothing to do with you. Just a nice guy helping out his mom. He’s not sure how long he’ll stick around. Good for you, bad for me. Maybe we’ll try long distance.

You will do no such thing! He’s a thousand times worse long distance. In person, he has to look you in the eye when he tells you to go wet yourself or whatever! Online he’s just barking orders all day long! And they’re ridiculous! And then he just stops.

You broke up like 10 years ago. He’s changed.

Don’t say I didn’t want you.

She tossed her phone on the bed, and then plopped down alongside it. It buzzed one more time, but she didn’t have the heart to look at it. 

Aww, you’re not the fun kind of upset, kitten. His voice echoed in her head.

“Nope! Not today! No creepy semi-hallucinogenic BDSM fantasies today! I am going to go see my boyfrie–fiancé, who is very sexy, and had a lovely first scene last night.”

She marched downstairs and caught Arnold as he was coming in, holding an old granola bar that must’ve gotten stuck in the seats.

“Want half?” he asked.

“Sure,” she said, holding a hand out.

“Everything okay?”

“Yeah.” she took a bite of the bar. “Hannah’s just being… stupid. Relationship stuff. Nothing you want to hear about.“

“You good? I can go late to the thing. Or you can come along.”

“No. I know you’ve been trying to get this going for months. You go and have fun murdering your friends dolls with your dolls.”

“They’re not dolls! We don’t make enough money to play the one that uses dolls!”

“Well, maybe someday. Go back to school, get a raise, I’ll win the lottery.”

Arnold leaned over and kissed her. “Well, call me if you need anything. I’ll be back late.”

“I’ll make sure the strippers are out by ten.”

“Don’t let them touch my cockring.”

Chelsea laughed and slapped him on the ass as he walked out the door.


That’s all for today, folks. See you later this week for (unless we need to fill a different day) 5 bottles a spinnin’!

TMI Tuesday: December 19th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: December 18, 2012

Posted on December 17, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

The Sexiest Thing

1. What is the sexiest thing you’ve done in the last two months?

Richard: Pissed all over Jayden, teased her for a while, and then painaled her until I came.

Jayden: What Richard said. 🙂 It was very sexy. Had I realized that was his plan, I might not have worn my sex heels and brand new dress, but whatever. I bought them so he could fuck me in them…

2. What is the sexiest thing you’ve worn in the last 30 days?

Jayden: I bought a nice dress on clearance that has a slit all the way up to my hips. That’s the dress I referenced above. It wasn’t meant to be only a sex dress, but whatever. It seems to have come clean…

Richard: Nothing.

3. What is the sexiest thing you’ve watched in the last 30 days?

Jayden: There have been some sexy pictures posted on blogs that I follow, but no porn.

Richard: Nothing’s really jumping to mind. I’ve been meaning to watch porn with Jayden while I tease her.

4. What is the sexiest thing you’ve heard in the last two weeks?

Jayden: Richard growling in my ear.

Richard: scaredjaydennoise.mp3

5. What is the sexiest thing you’ve said in the last 24 hours?

Jayden: I did a lot of whimpering. That’s probably the best.

Richard:  Jayden seemed to like when I told her to make a list of all the things she didn’t want me to do so I could abuse her with them.

Bonus: Tell us or show us something sexy.

Jayden: You should check out this month’s Elust: https://aleapoffaith.uk/2023/12/elust-168/

Richard: Have you seen the rest of the blog?


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Hallmark: Part 9

We’re late, but we made it! Chelsea and Arnold deal with the aftermath of their previous night and try to clean up. We’re gearing up for the holidays, and the close of Act 1 in a couple of weeks.
~Richard


Chelsea woke up the next morning with Arnold still wrapped around her. 

“Hey, you,” she said, as his eyes fluttered awake.

“Hey. How’re you doing?” he asked.

“Best night sleep I’ve gotten in years,” she nuzzled against his shoulder, then looked down. “Crap!”

“What’s wrong?”

She reached between his legs. He yelped when she squeezed his cock. Her hand slid around on the sheets. She grabbed the cockring and held it up. “I was worried you left this on all night, but here it is.”

Arnold laughed a little and held his hand out to take the ring and put it on the nightstand. “Want to go wash up and then grab breakfast?”

“Yeah, that sounds good. You’ve got that work thing today, right?”

“Mmmhmm. Game day at Bill’s. I heard he had a new guy, so we’ll have enough to do threesomes.”

“Without me?”

“I invited you.”

“I don’t play any game that requires more than one rulebook.”

“Fair enough.”

They got out of bed and stepped into the bathroom, Arnold waving her in first. She moaned softly as the hot water washed over her.

“That was something last night,” he said as he grabbed the loofah and squirted some body wash onto it.

“It was. Not too weird for you?”

“No,” he said, slowly starting to rub her back. “I wasn’t awkward?”

“Fuck no. You were hot as hell. Even though you called me a ‘protestant harlot’ or something,” she said with a giggle.

“It’s not my fault you said it wrong.”

“Well, you can beat it into me after your game tonight if you want,” she moaned softly as he worked his way down, nails dragging over the small of her back.

“Is that the kind of thing you used to do all the time?”

“Not that sort of thing specifically. But yeah, sometimes. Dress up, roleplay… Anything to get ordered around, honestly,” she flushed a little, not that you could tell under the hot water.

He worked quietly for a few minutes, kissing his way down her legs, then soaping them up, kneeling on the floor of the tub.

“What if I started bossing you around right now?” he asked.

“Usually the person getting bossed does the kneeling,” she said with a little smirk.

He stood up and handed her the loofah. “Then kneel down and clean my prick. You made it all messy last night.”

Chelsea blinked for a second. “Okay!” she said, dropping down and soaping it up. It started to harden and she grinned, stroking it faster. “Am I getting it nice and clean?”

“You are, but I think it’s going to make a mess again pretty soon.”

“That’s okay. You shouldn’t have wasted your time cleaning a nasty little slut like me. Just shoot it all over me and no one will even know the difference. I’m just a fucking cumrag. You shouldn’t waste this beautiful cum down the drain, just spray it all over me instead and mark your bitch. I’d rim your asshole but I’m pretty sure even it is cleaner than this worthless disgusting fuckslut could ever be.”

Arnold gasped as ropes of cum sprayed out of his cock, striping Chelsea’s face. She moaned softly, her tongue reaching for all it could before she used her free hand to scoop up the rest.

“Mmmm, perfect breakfast. Should we go get brunch now?”

He stared down at her. “Ummm yeah… that’d be fine… I’ll go get dressed.” He stepped out and toweled off, quickly dressing while she finished up and did the same.

Might’ve overdone it a little at the end there, she thought to herself.

They slipped down the the car and Arnold put his hand on her knee, rubbing it slowly.

“Everything okay, babe?” he asked.

Her stomach rumbled. “Nothing an omelet and some hashbrowns won’t fix,” she said.

“You were pretty down on yourself in there. That’s not really what you think, is it?”

Chelsea put her hand over his and gave it a squeeze. “Of course not, honey. It’s just dirty talk. People say all kinds of crazy shit in the moment. I had a friend that would’ve agreed to light herself on fire if you asked her with a vibrator on her clit. One time I fucked a guy who lost the ability to talk for about 20 minutes once he got it in. Which I guess is less likely to lead to you saying anything embarrassing, but probably weirder now that I think about it.”

“I don’t want to make you feel crappy when we have sex.”

“It’s not crappy, it’s… I dunno. It might more sense once we get some caffeine and something to eat.”

“Is that how your exes all treated you?”

“Some of them. Sometimes. Not all the time though. Even Mark was nice to me once a week or so,” she winced a little. She tried not to talk about him in front of Arnie.

“That fucking asshole.”

“Babe. You’re not him. It’s not like that. It’s hard to describe how it makes me feel, but it’s not bad. I promise.”

They pulled into the diner and Arnold gave her hand one more squeeze. “No one should make you feel that way,” he said. Then he got out and walked around to open her door.


Why write a real sex scene when I can write 100 words of sex and 800 words of awkward aftercare?


Come back on Tuesday for TMI Tuesday and Part 9 on Friday!

TMI Tuesday: December 12th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: December 11, 2012

Posted on December 10, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

‘Tis the Season

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1. During the December holiday season, Do you
a. Go away to join other family?
b. Have holiday fun with immediate family?
c. Get to be alone with a lover?
d. Enjoy the peace and quiet and down-time of being with yourself?

Jayden: Mostly a. I like to host the holidays, and I include family and friends as well.

Richard: I guess a? I don’t really celebrate the December holidays.

2. What is your favorite holiday tradition or thing that you like to do every holiday season?

Jayden: I have a bunch, but the stockings are probably my favorite. We wrap everything in the stockings and open them one item, one person at a time. It takes a long time, but it’s so much fun.

Richard: None.

3. You are walking down the street and a sexy person is standing with a sign that says “Kiss Me” and mistletoe hanging above their head.
1. Would you kiss that person? YES or NO
2. Why or why not?

Jayden: Maybe. I guess it depends on how cute they were and what Richard thought. It would be fun to kiss someone together like that. 

Richard: Probably.

4. Santa made up his list and he has checked it twice. Turns out you are on the “naughty” list. What is the naughty thing you did that put you on that list?

Jayden: So much sex. The anal sex really put me over the edge on the naughty list…

Richard: I pissed all over Jayden’s brand new dry clean only dress.

5. For being naughty you have been locked in a room where you will be forced to learn about holiday cheer. You will have to watch 24 hours of a holiday movie, which movie would you choose to watch? (pick just one)
a. A Christmas Story
b. It’s a Wonderful Life
c. White Christmas
d. A Christmas Carol (original 1938 version or the 1992 Muppet version)

Jayden: B – Love that movie. I’d cry over and over again.

Richard: D (Muppets) 

Bonus: The holidays can be a hectic time of year, so much so that romance might take a back seat to festivities and such. Give us YOUR sexy tip for keeping away the “chill” and “heating up” the holiday season.

Jayden: Make time for your partner. (Easier said than done.)

Richard: Snuggle with no clothes on.


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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

December 6 question: Book reviews are for the readers. When you leave a book reviews do you review for the Reader or the Author? Is it about what you liked and enjoyed about your reading experience, or do you critique the author?

Jayden: I am woefully bad at leaving reviews. I should, really. I try to at least give stars (mostly so I remember which books I enjoyed). Otherwise, I go, “I read that!” but then I can’t remember what I thought of the book. I’ll read just about anything, but that doesn’t mean I’d read it again, haha. Anyway, I prefer to leave good reviews. Everyone likes different things, so I don’t think it’s fair for me to be too critical in most cases. Just because I don’t like a twist ending that’s too far-fetched for words *coughgonegirlcough* doesn’t mean that other people won’t like it. So yeah, if I give a negative review, it has to be *really* bad, and then I’m hoping to save other readers.

Richard: I couldn’t tell you the last time I left a book review. I don’t know why you would leave a review (on a traditional site like goodreads for a trad pub book) for the author. They might read it, I guess. But, broadly speaking, reviews are for the audience. I was going to couch that and say that on a smaller site/self pub forum I’d be more likely to leave a critique directed to the author, but even then I don’t think I ever have. It feels pointless, inappropriate, and maybe even a little presumptuous. Why would I invest the time and energy in a critique unless someone wanted it? Maybe if the book/story in question was being held up as some kind of exemplar of the genre, and I wanted to absolutely trash it? Even then, I think I’d be more inclined to leave a traditional review and include a link to a critique elsewhere than to write an essay in the review section.

TMI Tuesday: December 5th, 2023

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: December 4, 2012

Posted on December 3, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you to Swinging Gemma for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Fantasy Anyone?

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1. Do you think that acting out a fantasy can sometimes cause damage to a relationship?

Jayden: I’m sure it’s possible, especially if one person has a serious kink that the other one isn’t into, but I think Richard and I are safe. Let’s act them all out!

Richard: (I snuffed Jayden and am typing these responses for her.)

2. Some couples roleplay their fantasies rather than introducing another person into the relationship to live out their fantasies. Do you think that this is an acceptable substitute?

Jayden: Sure. It’s a lot of fun to roleplay things. Sometimes it’s fun to bring in another person. I’m not opposed to that (I mean, you can’t exactly roleplay a gang bang…), but I think it’s a good substitute in most circumstances.

Richard: I think it’s not just acceptable, but probably better for most people. “Headhunting” a person specifically to fulfill a fetish is impractical at best, and that most people don’t need an actual doctor/teacher/serial killer for their fantasies. 

3. Is there a particular movie or TV series or character from a movie or TV series that you fantasize about?

Jayden: Nah, I mostly just fantasize about Richard, so… But I do have a crush on Pierce Brosnan, I just don’t fantasize about him all the time.

Richard: Not really. There’s probably dozens I’ve jerked off to however many times over the years, but none that stand out.

4. Apart from the obvious things like child abuse, are there some things that are ‘off limits’ for a fantasy e.g. incest fantasies, age play, rape fantasies. Why/ why not?

Jayden: Probably. I can’t think of any that aren’t obvious. My limits are prettttty extensive.

Richard: Yeah, I can’t think of anything. If it’s not dangerous/illegal to act out, people should be free to go ahead. If it is… eh, situational. (I lean more towards RACK in general.)

5. What is the most taboo thing you have ever fantasized about doing?

Jayden: Is rape taboo? I feel like in kink communities, consensual non-consent is not very taboo. Breeding is a fun kink, though.

Richard: I feel like there’s a weird line here between “taboo” (which I associate more with “we don’t talk about this”) and actually criminal/immoral. Rape isn’t particularly taboo; you hear about rape in the news every day. It is, obviously, very criminal/immoral. Conversely, there’s a whole range of fantasies that are legal (or at least not first degree felonies) but that people are much more reluctant to talk about (most race/orientation/identity play type things). All this to say, probably the “worst” fantasy I’ve ever had would be some kind of “trapping” scenario, where someone is unable to say no to me, but also doesn’t want to, since that’s both technically rape, and also seems emotionally worse? Anything on the captor/prisoner, boss/subordinate, teacher/student, priest/nun type theme, but leaning into the coerced consent aspect.

6. Tell us about a fantasy that you have that you don’t ever see yourself actually acting out. Why do you think you will never act it out?

Jayden: Uhh, as established, if it’s not like child abuse, I’m down for almost anything.

Richard: Jayden will, regrettably, probably never be my harem sommelier, carefully selecting the appropriate partner for my current mood/kinks.

7. Have you ever pretended the person you were having sex with was someone else without telling them?

Jayden: Yeah… but not in a very long time. (Like multiple years.) It was pre-Richard.

Richard: I don’t think so. Like, I’ve certainly had fantasies flit around mid sex, but not, “this isn’t Jayden, it’s Becky,” or whatever.

8. Have you ever tried to make a fantasy a reality only to have it fail miserably? What happened?

Jayden: Yeah, I tried swinging with my ex once. It was not good. Not good at all. We got better at open relationships, but… in the end, it failed.

Richard: No specific fantasies, but I’ve certainly had individual kinks/scenes not work out at the time.

Bonus: Tell us about your most cherished fantasy. Did you ever live it out? Please give us all the juicy details because that is the kind of people we are.

Jayden: I don’t know if there’s a most cherished fantasy. Maybe the first time Richard and I were together, which I’ve written about in the past. A quick recap, though… He pissed in and used all three of my holes, which was so fucking hot, I can’t think about it without getting turned on. It wasn’t even a fantasy I knew I had until he sparked it in me.

Richard: Cherishing is a weird word to use to describe a fantasy. I would go with above sex sommelier. Which I may or may not flesh out before Jayden posts this.


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Hallmark: Part 8

Another delay, but only a couple days. Jayden was too busy to put up the post, even though I wrote it on time. 😉 It is her blog, after all.
~Richard


Chelsea grinned, “Of course, father.  What’s the point of being a bad girl if you can’t share it with other people?”

She took the cockring and gave it a few test stretches, opened his zipper and pulled out his cock.

“Mmmmm, father, you’re very hard. Are you sure you aren’t sinning?” she asked, kissing her way down the shaft.

“If a hardon is a sin, all the more reason to take care of it,” said Arnold.

Chelsea slid the ring over his head and down to the base of his shaft. “You can put this on a bunch of different ways, but we’ll start with the basic since it’s your first time.”

She started bobbing her head on his cock, slipping deeper and deeper each time as Arnold moaned and his cock throbbed.

“Mmmm, how do you like it, father?” she asked. “This isn’t the first time some naughty little slut has sucked your cock, is it?”

“What are you implying?”

“That you’d have shot your load by now if you were really a virgin. Although I’m sure your toy is helping,” she moaned when she felt him throb again.

“I put all that behind me when I joined the priesthood.”

Chelsea giggled and slid all the way down, letting her tongue dance out over the cockring as she held back a gag.

“Fuck!” 

She pulled back and licked her lips, “Such language, father. I figured you’d put that behind you as well.”

“Your wicked ways are corrupting me.”

“Why don’t I put you behind me?” She climbed onto the bed on all fours and shook her ass at him. “Maybe you can fuck the bad out of me.”

Arnold climbed onto the bed behind her. “If beating it out of you didn’t work, I doubt this’ll help.” He took a moment to rub the red marks on her cheeks, sending her into a shiver.

“Something is coming out. Feel my thong.”

His fingers slid lower, finding the sopping wet fabric.

“Fuck.”

“Do it, father. Take me. Bad girls like me are only good for one thing. Put me in my place.” She gasped when Arnold yanked the thong to the side, the fabric cutting into her skin a little, then moaned when his hard cock slid easily into her dripping cunt.

“God did make all of us for a reason. No reason to deny your purpose.”

“Mmmm, fuck, teach me my purpose. Fuck me until I memorize every vein on your fat fucking prick. I don’t think I’ve ever felt you so hard.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever felt you so wet.”

“You never hit me like that before.”

“Is that what I should do if I want sex? Just slap you on the ass a couple times and you’ll be dripping.”

Chelsea slammed her hips back, forcing him in as deep as she could. “Am I that easy? Yes. Yes, I am.”

He shoved his hips down against hers, his weight forcing her down into the bed. “You’re going to have to clean up the mess you’re making,” he whispered in her ear.

“I’ll fucking lick these sheets clean every night if it gets me fucked like this.”

He didn’t say anything, just grunted and fucked her harder than ever, stretching her out and reaching deeper.

“Fuck… getting close… keep going…” Chelsea panted, wriggling desperately, reaching for the last bit to push herself over the edge. “Bite me!”

Too lost in his lust, Arnold tilted his head, his teeth grazing her shoulder.

“Harder!” she searched for the pain that’d send her over.

He bit down at the base of her neck and that was it. She screamed, entire body tensing, her cum soaking the sheets. Wordless sounds poured out of her mouth as she rode our her orgasm, and Arnold kept pounding her pussy. After a few seconds, he let out a gasp that she recognized just enough to regain some of her senses.

“Do it! Baptize my cunt, father. Cum in me!”

He groaned and forced his hips down one last time, before spraying deep inside her.

“Oh my god, Chelsea!” 

“Just like that! Just like that! Deep! Deep! Knock me up!”

He slumped down on top of her, as their breathing slowly matched and returned to normal.

“That was… something,” he said.

Chelsea half rolled her head, getting her mouth off the pillow. “Do we need to talk about it?”

“Maybe in a little bit. When there’s more blood in my brain.”

She wriggled his cock out of her and rolled over, looking up at him as she reached for the cock ring. He nodded, then sucked in a breath as she slid it off.

“How about we just cuddle for now?” she asked, opening her arms.

“Sounds good to me,” he said, and leaned in, wrapping his own arms around her.


Remember: “Forgive me father for I have sinned,” and “Sorry, daddy, I’ve been bad,” are not the same thing.


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