As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 4: The Lunatic Cafe! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

Description from Amazon: Vampire hunter and zombie animator Anita Blake is an expert at sniffing out the bad from the good. But in The Lunatic Cafe-now in trade paperback for the first time-she’s about to learn that nothing is ever as it seems, especially in matters of the not-so-human heart.

Dating a werewolf with self-esteem issues is stressing Anita out. Especially when something-or someone-starts taking out the city’s shapeshifters.

The Lunatic Cafe – Part 2 (Ch 22-end)

Another smash! (I feel like I’m going to just keep saying that.) It’s always amazing how LKH can keep the novel centered on the action. I want to know how everything resolves, but I don’t need a play by play of the police investigation or the hospital stay. The passing of time is one of her strengths. Relationships can grow and develop over time “off screen” and she gives just enough flavor to make it enticing but not make you feel like you’re missing out on something.

Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 4: The Lunatic Cafe! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a kinky story!

Description from Amazon: Vampire hunter and zombie animator Anita Blake is an expert at sniffing out the bad from the good. But in The Lunatic Cafe-now in trade paperback for the first time-she’s about to learn that nothing is ever as it seems, especially in matters of the not-so-human heart.

Dating a werewolf with self-esteem issues is stressing Anita out. Especially when something-or someone-starts taking out the city’s shapeshifters.

The Lunatic Cafe – Part 1 (Ch 1-21)

In The Lunatic Cafe, there is a lot of porn happening. Have you ever watched porn with a partner? I’m not a huge porn person, but with the right person, it can be a sexy experience. Check out this little snippet of story about a couple watching porn together.

The screen brightens, and I can’t help but stare. There is a woman on the screen, bound with her hands behind her. She is walking down a city street, and she is naked. I can feel my pussy pulse with excited. Oh to be her! 

A large hand pushes her forward, and then a man steps into the frame. He forces the woman to keep walking. Her bare feet must feel every step on the rough pavement. My feet tingle just a little at the thought, even though I am nestled in my bed with my partner, and he is gently stroking my hair.

I watch as people on the street stare at the naked woman. How could they even have filmed this? Was it a closed set? Is it in another country? My brain feels like mush as all of my attention is drawn to the screen where the man is opening a door. He pushes her in front of him, and her bare body hits the door, pushing it fully open. Once inside, the door closes behind them with an audible latch.

A shiver runs down my spine. “Does that excite you, pet?” my partner asks.

I nod, my mouth dry. I don’t think words will make any sense. 

The woman on the screen falls to her knees, or maybe she’s pushed? I can’t quite tell, but I would give anything to be in her shoes. Well, not literally, because she’s naked. But I would give anything to feel the fear, the anticipation, the excitement. What will happen next? She certainly doesn’t know, and neither do I. But I would bet a large sum of money that she will end up fully used and satisfied by the end of the porn, and I hope that I will be, too!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back on Sunday for my review of the rest of the book!

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 4: The Lunatic Cafe! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

Description from Amazon: Vampire hunter and zombie animator Anita Blake is an expert at sniffing out the bad from the good. But in The Lunatic Cafe-now in trade paperback for the first time-she’s about to learn that nothing is ever as it seems, especially in matters of the not-so-human heart.

Dating a werewolf with self-esteem issues is stressing Anita out. Especially when something-or someone-starts taking out the city’s shapeshifters.

The Lunatic Cafe – Part 1 (Ch 1-21)

Another smash from Laurell K. Hamilton! Only halfway through, I’m riveted. Only the fourth book in the series, it’s surprising to me how little we still know about Anita. This book gives us more background, especially in the realm of her sexual history to hear that she’s only had one partner before. It’s also a big revelation in her relationship status, but I won’t reveal that in the non-spoiler review. If you haven’t read it yet, just wait! It’s shocking!

Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

As I mentioned over a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 3: Circus of the Damned! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is the kinky musings part of the second half of Circus of the Damned!

Description from Good Reads: In Circus of the Damned-now in trade paperback for the first time-a rogue master vampire hits town, and Anita gets caught in the middle of an undead turf war. Jean-Claude, the Master Vamp of the city, wants her for his own-but his enemies have other plans. And to make matters worse, Anita takes a hit to the heart when she meets a stunningly handsome junior high science teacher named Richard Zeeman. They’re two humans caught in the crossfire-or so Anita thinks.

Circus of the Damned Part 2 (Ch 22-end)

Secrets can be a sexy thing. The best kinds of secrets are the ones where only the two of you know. I definitely love the secrets that Richard and I share. One of my favorites is wearing something kinky under my clothes. Whether it’s Ben wa balls worn on a walk, a remote vibrator buzzing away while we’re out to dinner, or nipple clamps hidden in my bra, I adore those lovely secrets with my partner.

What kind of secrets are your favorite?

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back Sunday for my next book review! I’ll be starting the Lunatic Cafe next week!

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 3: Circus of the Damned! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

Description from Good Reads: In Circus of the Damned-now in trade paperback for the first time-a rogue master vampire hits town, and Anita gets caught in the middle of an undead turf war. Jean-Claude, the Master Vamp of the city, wants her for his own-but his enemies have other plans. And to make matters worse, Anita takes a hit to the heart when she meets a stunningly handsome junior high science teacher named Richard Zeeman. They’re two humans caught in the crossfire-or so Anita thinks.

Circus of the Damned Part 2 (Ch 22-end)

This book really breaks things open in Anita’s life. She’s learning some information about some critical characters that will really change the trajectory of her life. As always, Laurell K. Hamilton’s writing is stellar. I am ready to dive right into the next book!

Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

As I mentioned over a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 3: Circus of the Damned! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is the kinky musings part of the first half of Circus of the Damned!

Description from Good Reads: In Circus of the Damned-now in trade paperback for the first time-a rogue master vampire hits town, and Anita gets caught in the middle of an undead turf war. Jean-Claude, the Master Vamp of the city, wants her for his own-but his enemies have other plans. And to make matters worse, Anita takes a hit to the heart when she meets a stunningly handsome junior high science teacher named Richard Zeeman. They’re two humans caught in the crossfire-or so Anita thinks.

Circus of the Damned Part 1 (Ch 1-21)

How comfortable do you feel being nude in front of others? In Circus of the Damned, there are a lot of characters who wander around naked. And, well, when you’re a shapeshifter, it makes sense to not wear clothes. If you’re wearing clothes when you shapeshift, you’ll ruin them. I think it definitely shocks Anita that so many people are casually nude, but what do you think?

I definitely have never been particularly comfortable with my body or being nude. I will sometimes wander around the house naked, but I’ll be wrapped in a blanket most of the time. Richard, on the other hand, sheds his pants the moment he walks into the house (assuming we don’t have company) and would be naked all the time. And yet, I sleep nude, and I am always uncomfortable sleeping any other way, and Richard sleeps with underwear on. Just an amusing turn of events.

How much casual nudity is there in your house?

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back for my review of the book for the second half on Sunday!

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 3: Circus of the Damned! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

Description from Good Reads: In Circus of the Damned-now in trade paperback for the first time-a rogue master vampire hits town, and Anita gets caught in the middle of an undead turf war. Jean-Claude, the Master Vamp of the city, wants her for his own-but his enemies have other plans. And to make matters worse, Anita takes a hit to the heart when she meets a stunningly handsome junior high science teacher named Richard Zeeman. They’re two humans caught in the crossfire-or so Anita thinks.

Circus of the Damned Part 1 (Ch 1-21)

Off to another great start! LHK is weaving back in the storyline with Anita and Jean-Claude, with a little Edward thrown in. There’s a bit of a plot twist when Anita gets asked out on a date by someone she’s maybe interested in. (More to come on that!) As usual, I’m riveted and can’t wait to read more. There are several great characters just getting introduced in this first half of the book that I am excited to read more about.

Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…

The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 18-end)

He pulls the chair out for me as we approach the table the host directs us to. The host removes the Reserved sign and takes it away with him after he hands us our drink menus, lets us know our server will be with us shortly, and makes his exit.

We’re early, which was intentional, and we’re planning to get dinner, but when I look at the menus, I find that it’s only the drink menu. Well isn’t that just perfect?

I look across the table at my submissive boy and see that he’s pretending to be absorbed in his menu. I know that he’s much more focused on the butt plug that’s quietly vibrating inside of him right this very moment. I’ve just switched it on again from an app on my phone. It’s on the lowest setting, and I wonder if I would be able to hear it on the highest setting from across the table.

“Mistress?” he says, looking up, seeing me watching him.

“They didn’t give us dinner menus, pet.”

He shakes his head slowly. He knows what’s coming.

“I can go get some, Mistress.”

“Good,” I say. I am sure that he doesn’t want to go get them, but he knows me well, and he knows that would be my next order anyway. Better to volunteer.

I watch him walk toward the host stand and wait until he’s speaking with the host to press the button that turns the vibrator up. I’m a merciful Mistress. I only turn it up halfway, but I see him jump, and it makes me laugh.

Half an hour later, I’ve turned the vibrator off as the comedian is taking the stage, and we’ve eaten our meals. He starts off slow, but it’s a funny set. We’re not right in the front, but we’re not too far back, and I know he can see us. I switch the vibrator on, low at first, but then rev it up. I can hear it. I’m sure most people would think it’s a phone or something and not a vibrator. But it’s making my pet squirm in his seat.

The comedian notices. Perfect.

He finishes his joke, gets a laugh and a round of applause, and then turns his attention to us.

“What’s gotten into you?” he says, directing his question at my pet.

“W-what do you mean?” he stammers, and I can almost hear his teeth grinding together, trying to stem the orgasm I know is building. Between the vibrating butt plug and now the public humiliation, he’s got to be close.

“Well I certainly don’t know. That’s why I asked you. Do you see this man here?” he asks another patron. “Look at him. Doesn’t he seem like he’s anxious to get out of here? Am I not funny?”

“N-no, you’re very funny.”

I turn the vibrator down, and I can see my pet visibly relax, but when I almost immediately switch the vibrations back up, his cock spasms in his pants, and I can see the wet spot bloom, his cum soaking right through his pants. His cheeks burn with embarrassment, and I just hope that the comedian notices.

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back Sunday for the beginning of Book 3!

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…

The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 18-end)

I love how much growth Anita has in this book. She finds power even she didn’t know she had. Starting the series when she’s already ~4 years into her job is a good choice, I think, because too often we have series where the main character is just finding out about their powers. It’s not bad (hell, I’ve done it myself), but I think it makes Anita Blake stand out. Anita still has room to grow, but this story is mostly wrapped up in a neat little bow by Chapter 18. Even so, I’m anxious to start the next book. There are enough threads to make me really interested in continuing.

Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a kinky post!

Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…

The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 1-17)

In The Laughing Corpse (and I think in many of the Anita Blake books), kidnapping comes up. Certainly in this book, it’s not a sexy thing. It’s a scary thing. But even when it’s not supposed to be sexy, I have trouble thinking of kidnapping any other way. I was under ten years old when I first started fantasizing about getting kidnapped. Wild to think about looking back decades later. I didn’t understand what I was fantasizing about, exactly, but I definitely did. I would imagine being kidnapped and cared for by a mysterious stranger. What would I do for them? Anything.

And now, decades later…yeah, it’s a sexy thought. I don’t think I would like it in reality, of course, but it’s one that I love to think about.

What about you? What’s your earliest kinky fantasy? Do you have any fantasies that fascinate you but you wouldn’t want to do in real life?

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back next week for the conclusion of the novel!

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…

The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 1-17)

For whatever reason, this is the book I remember the most, so I know how it’s going to end (at least roughly, I don’t remember all the details). It’s very good so far. Very fast-paced. I like how it’s mostly not connected to the previous book, but there’s a thread there with Jean-Claude and the events of Guilty Pleasures. We get to know more about Anita and her history and understand a little bit more about what’s going on with Jean-Claude, but there’s still more to come!

Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a sexy story to accompany the end of Guilty Pleasures!

Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 24-end)

There isn’t anything particularly sexy or kinky in this book, but there is some interesting talk about feeding energy as a vampire between Jean-Claud and Anita. This got me thinking about energy in a relationship and how sometimes that energy can be very, very sexy. Enjoy!

“Honey, I’m home!” I call as I enter through the back door. I don’t hear anything, and I’m not sure where my husband is. We just bought this house that’s like three times the size of our apartment. It’s wild that he can be in a room in the house, and I just can’t find him, but it happens more often than I’d like, honestly. We joked about having walkie-talkies. I’m not opposed to the idea, as I yell for him again.

I’m putting my bag down and hanging up my coat, and suddenly, he’s in front of me.

“Hi, honey,” I say with a smile, but the smile fades from my face as I see the look on his.

He’s staring at me hard with desire, and his stare isn’t the only hard thing.

The energy in the room shifts, and we nearly crash into each other. We’ve been married for almost five years. Not that we don’t have a healthy sex life, but it’s not as active as it once was. But right now, I’m pretty sure he’s going to take me right here on the kitchen floor.

He kisses me hard, and my hands find their way to the button on his jeans. He winds his hands into my hair and pulls my head back by it. I love the sharp tug. He kisses down my jaw, down my neck, onto my collarbone, but that’s as far as the fabric will let him go without ripping. I tug the shirt up, my skin bare up to my bra. He stops kissing me long enough to get the shirt off over my head. He unclips my bra with one swift movement, and I let it drop to the floor. His kisses trail down to the waist of my pants. For a moment, I think he’s going to undo them with his teeth, but the energy is too strong for that. Instead, he nearly rips the button getting them open. As soon as I’ve pushed my panties and pants down over my calves and onto the floor, he parts my legs. Kneeling in front of me, his tongue flicks against my clit, and I think I’m going to fall over. I keep my hands on his shoulders, giving me balance.

“Down,” he says, and his voice is just as I always hear it in my head. Sexy. Deep.

I get down onto the cold kitchen tile, and he parts my legs, wasting no time shedding his own clothes. He presses his hot body against mine, kissing my lips, letting his tongue slip between mine. I can feel his hard cock pressed against my stomach. I wiggle my hips, trying to move so that he’ll slide between my legs, but he’s in control. I prefer it that way, but I am desperate to feel his cock inside me. 

It feels like he kisses me forever while I squirm under him, pinned between the cold tile and his hot body. I feel like I’m going to lose my mind when he finally shifts and lets cock slide into my dripping wet pussy. My eyes flutter closed, and I sigh heavily as he gives me what I have desperately wanted since I saw the look on his face when I got home. Gosh, I’m a lucky wife.

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Next up is The Laughing Corpse! My review of Part 1 (Chapters 1-17) will be up on Sunday!