Circus of the Damned – Part 1

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 3: Circus of the Damned! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Good Reads: In Circus of the Damned-now in trade paperback for the first time-a rogue master vampire hits town, and Anita gets caught in the middle of an undead turf war. Jean-Claude, the Master Vamp of the city, wants her for his own-but his enemies have other plans. And to make matters worse, Anita takes a hit to the heart when she meets a stunningly handsome junior high science teacher named Richard Zeeman. They’re two humans caught in the crossfire-or so Anita thinks.


Circus of the Damned Part 1 (Ch 1-21)

Off to another great start! LHK is weaving back in the storyline with Anita and Jean-Claude, with a little Edward thrown in. There’s a bit of a plot twist when Anita gets asked out on a date by someone she’s maybe interested in. (More to come on that!) As usual, I’m riveted and can’t wait to read more. There are several great characters just getting introduced in this first half of the book that I am excited to read more about.


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

The Laughing Corpse – Part 2 – Sexy Story

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…


The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 18-end)

He pulls the chair out for me as we approach the table the host directs us to. The host removes the Reserved sign and takes it away with him after he hands us our drink menus, lets us know our server will be with us shortly, and makes his exit.

We’re early, which was intentional, and we’re planning to get dinner, but when I look at the menus, I find that it’s only the drink menu. Well isn’t that just perfect?

I look across the table at my submissive boy and see that he’s pretending to be absorbed in his menu. I know that he’s much more focused on the butt plug that’s quietly vibrating inside of him right this very moment. I’ve just switched it on again from an app on my phone. It’s on the lowest setting, and I wonder if I would be able to hear it on the highest setting from across the table.

“Mistress?” he says, looking up, seeing me watching him.

“They didn’t give us dinner menus, pet.”

He shakes his head slowly. He knows what’s coming.

“I can go get some, Mistress.”

“Good,” I say. I am sure that he doesn’t want to go get them, but he knows me well, and he knows that would be my next order anyway. Better to volunteer.

I watch him walk toward the host stand and wait until he’s speaking with the host to press the button that turns the vibrator up. I’m a merciful Mistress. I only turn it up halfway, but I see him jump, and it makes me laugh.

Half an hour later, I’ve turned the vibrator off as the comedian is taking the stage, and we’ve eaten our meals. He starts off slow, but it’s a funny set. We’re not right in the front, but we’re not too far back, and I know he can see us. I switch the vibrator on, low at first, but then rev it up. I can hear it. I’m sure most people would think it’s a phone or something and not a vibrator. But it’s making my pet squirm in his seat.

The comedian notices. Perfect.

He finishes his joke, gets a laugh and a round of applause, and then turns his attention to us.

“What’s gotten into you?” he says, directing his question at my pet.

“W-what do you mean?” he stammers, and I can almost hear his teeth grinding together, trying to stem the orgasm I know is building. Between the vibrating butt plug and now the public humiliation, he’s got to be close.

“Well I certainly don’t know. That’s why I asked you. Do you see this man here?” he asks another patron. “Look at him. Doesn’t he seem like he’s anxious to get out of here? Am I not funny?”

“N-no, you’re very funny.”

I turn the vibrator down, and I can see my pet visibly relax, but when I almost immediately switch the vibrations back up, his cock spasms in his pants, and I can see the wet spot bloom, his cum soaking right through his pants. His cheeks burn with embarrassment, and I just hope that the comedian notices.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back Sunday for the beginning of Book 3!

TMI Tuesday: September 24th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: June 25, 2013

Posted on June 24, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex Talk & Sex Ed

June is Adult Sex Ed Month (twitter: #AdultSexEdMonth). The movement was started by blogger @GoodDirtyWoman on twitter. Please read more here: http://agoodwomansdirtymind.com/june-is-adultsexedmonth/

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were inspired by Sex-Ed writer Jon Pressick and his #dailysexdiscussion that happens on twitter.

1. Have you ever investigated having an open relationship?
– Have you tried to have an open relationship?

Jayden: I have, and I have. I was in an open marriage for over a decade. Or at least, it was supposed to be open. It didn’t work well for us, but that was an us problem, not a problem with open relationships in general.

Richard: A couple times.

2. Do you have any sexual phobias?
– What have you done to manage or overcome them?

Jayden: Not really. I had a thing about blow jobs once upon a time after a non-consensual encounter, but that was over two decades ago.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. What is the best new sexual activity you have tried in 2013?

Jayden: Well, see, it’s 2024… I don’t know what new thing we’ve tried this year. Maybe Richard will remember something.

Richard: WE GOT A FLOGGER! (I used one once or twice, but now we actually have one and I’m trying to get better with it.)

4. Have you ever called into a sex advice radio/television show or written to a sex advice columnist?
– Was it helpful?

Jayden: It wasn’t sex advice, but I did call into a relationship advice podcast a few years back.

Richard: And then her ex-husband randomly picked that one episode to listen to. Awwwkwarrrd.

5. Would you use the services of a sex therapist? Why or why not?

Jayden: Sure. It might be fun to explore new facets of sex, even though we have a very healthy sex life.

Richard: I’d give it a try. I’d give most things a try.

6. Should sex therapists be allowed to engage in actual sexual activities with clients? Why or why not?

I highly recommend watching the movie “The Sessions” based on a true story of how a sex therapist helped a disabled man live a full, rich life that included sex. Movie trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249/

Jayden: If it’s consensual, I don’t have an issue with it.

Richard: Yeah.

Bonus:  Have you read any adult sex ed books lately? What do you recommend?

Jayden: Nope. I’ve been too busy reading other things lately.

Richard: Me neither.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

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The Laughing Corpse – Part 2

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…


The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 18-end)

I love how much growth Anita has in this book. She finds power even she didn’t know she had. Starting the series when she’s already ~4 years into her job is a good choice, I think, because too often we have series where the main character is just finding out about their powers. It’s not bad (hell, I’ve done it myself), but I think it makes Anita Blake stand out. Anita still has room to grow, but this story is mostly wrapped up in a neat little bow by Chapter 18. Even so, I’m anxious to start the next book. There are enough threads to make me really interested in continuing.


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

The Laughing Corpse – Part 1 Sexy Musings

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a kinky post!


Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…


The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 1-17)

In The Laughing Corpse (and I think in many of the Anita Blake books), kidnapping comes up. Certainly in this book, it’s not a sexy thing. It’s a scary thing. But even when it’s not supposed to be sexy, I have trouble thinking of kidnapping any other way. I was under ten years old when I first started fantasizing about getting kidnapped. Wild to think about looking back decades later. I didn’t understand what I was fantasizing about, exactly, but I definitely did. I would imagine being kidnapped and cared for by a mysterious stranger. What would I do for them? Anything.

And now, decades later…yeah, it’s a sexy thought. I don’t think I would like it in reality, of course, but it’s one that I love to think about.

What about you? What’s your earliest kinky fantasy? Do you have any fantasies that fascinate you but you wouldn’t want to do in real life?


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back next week for the conclusion of the novel!

TMI Tuesday: September 17th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: June 18, 2013

Posted on June 17, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions ask…

How do you like ____ ?

How-do-you-like-your-eggs-in-the-morning-hon

How do you like . . .

1. Your eggs cooked?

Jayden: Overeasy

Richard: Softboiled, lately. Usually overeasy.

2. Your sandwich cut? In half, down the middle of the square or on the diagonal?

Jayden: On the diagonal, with love.

Richard: Otherwise, Jayden will divorce me.

Jayden: Will not. 😛

3. Your coffee?

Jayden: No thank you.

Richard: Black

4. Your tea?

Jayden: With splenda.

Richard: Honey and lemon

5. Your ice-cream served–cup, cone or condom? Yup you read that right, a condom. Read more here

Jayden: Definitely not in a condom. I like a cone, usually.

Richard: Cone, unless it’s a complicated sundae.

6. Your hair–long or short? Up or down? Straight or curly? Permed or natural?

Jayden: In a perfect world, I’d like long, curly, down, and full, but my hair doesn’t work that way. It’s shoulder-length, straight, and I wear it half up, usually.

Richard: Short, combed. Being a boy is easy.

7. To have sex? In what position?

Jayden: I don’t care what position. I just love sex. But my favorite is with Richard on top, pinning me down.

Richard: It changes from partner to partner. With Jayden, facedown-ass up.

Bonus: How do you like your lovers?

Jayden: Sweet and caring, but with a sexy hard edge.

Richard: Loud and submissive.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

The Laughing Corpse – Part 1

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 2: The Laughing Corpse! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Good Reads: Harold Gaynor offers Anita Blake a million dollars to raise a 300-year-old zombie. Knowing it means a human sacrifice will be necessary, Anita turns him down. But when dead bodies start turning up, she realizes that someone else has raised Harold’s zombie–and that the zombie is a killer. Anita pits her power against the zombie and the voodoo priestess who controls it.

In The Laughing Corpse Anita will learn that there are some secrets better left buried-and some people better off dead…


The Laughing Corpse (Chapters 1-17)

For whatever reason, this is the book I remember the most, so I know how it’s going to end (at least roughly, I don’t remember all the details). It’s very good so far. Very fast-paced. I like how it’s mostly not connected to the previous book, but there’s a thread there with Jean-Claude and the events of Guilty Pleasures. We get to know more about Anita and her history and understand a little bit more about what’s going on with Jean-Claude, but there’s still more to come!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Guilty Pleasures – Part 2 – Sexy Story

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a sexy story to accompany the end of Guilty Pleasures!

Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 24-end)

There isn’t anything particularly sexy or kinky in this book, but there is some interesting talk about feeding energy as a vampire between Jean-Claud and Anita. This got me thinking about energy in a relationship and how sometimes that energy can be very, very sexy. Enjoy!


“Honey, I’m home!” I call as I enter through the back door. I don’t hear anything, and I’m not sure where my husband is. We just bought this house that’s like three times the size of our apartment. It’s wild that he can be in a room in the house, and I just can’t find him, but it happens more often than I’d like, honestly. We joked about having walkie-talkies. I’m not opposed to the idea, as I yell for him again.

I’m putting my bag down and hanging up my coat, and suddenly, he’s in front of me.

“Hi, honey,” I say with a smile, but the smile fades from my face as I see the look on his.

He’s staring at me hard with desire, and his stare isn’t the only hard thing.

The energy in the room shifts, and we nearly crash into each other. We’ve been married for almost five years. Not that we don’t have a healthy sex life, but it’s not as active as it once was. But right now, I’m pretty sure he’s going to take me right here on the kitchen floor.

He kisses me hard, and my hands find their way to the button on his jeans. He winds his hands into my hair and pulls my head back by it. I love the sharp tug. He kisses down my jaw, down my neck, onto my collarbone, but that’s as far as the fabric will let him go without ripping. I tug the shirt up, my skin bare up to my bra. He stops kissing me long enough to get the shirt off over my head. He unclips my bra with one swift movement, and I let it drop to the floor. His kisses trail down to the waist of my pants. For a moment, I think he’s going to undo them with his teeth, but the energy is too strong for that. Instead, he nearly rips the button getting them open. As soon as I’ve pushed my panties and pants down over my calves and onto the floor, he parts my legs. Kneeling in front of me, his tongue flicks against my clit, and I think I’m going to fall over. I keep my hands on his shoulders, giving me balance.

“Down,” he says, and his voice is just as I always hear it in my head. Sexy. Deep.

I get down onto the cold kitchen tile, and he parts my legs, wasting no time shedding his own clothes. He presses his hot body against mine, kissing my lips, letting his tongue slip between mine. I can feel his hard cock pressed against my stomach. I wiggle my hips, trying to move so that he’ll slide between my legs, but he’s in control. I prefer it that way, but I am desperate to feel his cock inside me. 

It feels like he kisses me forever while I squirm under him, pinned between the cold tile and his hot body. I feel like I’m going to lose my mind when he finally shifts and lets cock slide into my dripping wet pussy. My eyes flutter closed, and I sigh heavily as he gives me what I have desperately wanted since I saw the look on his face when I got home. Gosh, I’m a lucky wife.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Next up is The Laughing Corpse! My review of Part 1 (Chapters 1-17) will be up on Sunday!

TMI Tuesday: September 10th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: June 11, 2013

Posted on June 10, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by virtualsin.wordpress.com

Summer Lovin’

Summer Lovin'

Summer Lovin’

1. Do you have more sex or less when on vacation?

Jayden: More, as long as it’s not too busy.

Richard:  I think less, since we’re often very busy.

2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?

Jayden: Sometimes! I definitely have planned some.

Richard: Our first vacation was “Cream-Pi Day”

3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?

Jayden: I tried in college a few times, but nothing ever came of it.

Richard: Kinda. When you’re long-distance sexcation is just efficient.

4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?

Jayden: I haven’t, and since I’m married, that probably wouldn’t work out so well now.

Richard: No. I tell Jayden we’re the only people not at the campground we sometimes go to to hook up, though.

5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?

Jayden: Most certainly! Cruise ship. The rest, not so much.

Richard: Same.

6. Have you had outdoor sex on camping, hiking, skiing, boating vacation?

Jayden: Camping, for sure. And I gave Richard a blow job on a hike once.

Richard: Yep.

Bonus:  Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.

Jayden: Yes, I’ve taken sex toys, but I haven’t been stopped. It does make me nervous to think of TSA finding them, though!

Richard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVJzwgqZ9U


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Guilty Pleasures – Part 2

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post (part 2)!


Description from Good Reads: Anita Blake is small, dark, and dangerous. Her turf is the city of St. Louis. Her job: re-animating the dead and killing the undead who take things too far. But when the city’s most powerful vampire asks her to solve a series of vicious slayings, Anita must confront her greatest fear—her undeniable attraction to master vampire Jean-Claude, one of the creatures she is sworn to destroy…


Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 24-end)

Guilty Pleasures is the kickoff to an amazing series. I can’t say enough good things about this book. As a kink blogger, there isn’t anything really sexual in this novel, but there is certainly enough to keep me engaged and entertained, nonetheless. I highly recommend this book! I think in the last decade or so, the trope of vampires and werewolves got muddied by Twilight, but this is so far off of that. Very real emotions, very adult content. Love it!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the second half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you have read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Guilty Pleasures – Part 1 – Sexy Story

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a sexy story!

Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 1-23)

There’s nothing kinky going on (yet). From what I recall in my previous read-throughs, there’s more sex the further into the series we get. So still light on the sex. There’s definitely a bit of sexual tension throughout the book so far, and there’s a strip scene!

I haven’t been to a strip club in a long time, but I can imagine that vampire strippers would be a fun thing.


It’s dark. So dark. I strain my eyes, but it doesn’t make them adjust to the darkness any faster. The pulse of music comes from that darkness, and the press of bodies behind me pushes me in faster than I’m comfortable moving in the dark, and I stumble. If it weren’t for the strong arm that grabs me, I know I would have ended up falling. Instead, I find myself in the arms of a man who doesn’t look particularly muscular, but he’s holding me with no effort.

“Are you okay?” he asks, his mouth so close to my ear I can feel his breath on my skin.

I nod, my voice lost.

He pulls me away from the pulsing crowd deeper into the club. “Are you meeting someone?”

I nod again.

“Do you see them?”

I look around but shake my head. I think I’m the first to arrive. There’s a pause, and I can feel my heart racing. I want to know what he’s thinking. Is he thinking that I would make a tasty snack? He must be a vampire, after all. He might not be super muscular, but he’s very sexy, and we’re in a vampire strip club. He’s wearing faux leather pants and a matching vest. I want to run my tongue along the cut of his abs. He’s sleek and svelte. I want to touch him. But a voice in the back of my mind reminds me that you don’t touch the strippers, though his hands are still holding me up.

“Let’s get you a table then,” he says, and he guides me toward a special table that says RESERVED in large black letters on a white card.

“I don’t think–”

“This is my table,” he says. “I can give it to anyone I want.”

I nod, “Thank you,” I say. The table is certainly large enough for my three friends and me. Where are they anyway?

“What can I get you to drink?” he asks, and then it dawns on me. He isn’t a stripper. He’s a server. And he’s going to be stopping by my table all night. I feel my cheeks redden, and I am so glad that I’m sitting down now because my knees are suddenly very weak.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back next week for Part 2 of Guilty Pleasures!

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

September 4 question – Since it’s back to school time, let’s talk English class. What’s a writing rule you learned in school that messed you up as a writer?

Jayden: I can’t think of anything off the top of my head. I know I had teachers who *insisted* that we write an outline for everything. That works for me for essays, but it doesn’t work when I’m writing fiction. I tried really hard for a while and found I just can’t do it. I do, however, outline after the fact, which might sound silly, but it helps me keep track of details.

Richard: Take yourself out of your writing as much as possible. If you like something, cut it. Find the parts of your story you dislike and spend as much time on them as possible.

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: September 3rd

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: June 4, 2013

Posted on June 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s main TMI Tuesday questions are brought to us by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

A woman doing yoga is in my refrigerator

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?
1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?

There’s probably some beer in there. Likely a bottle of wine.

2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?

There is some ice cream. There are cookies I baked a couple weeks ago.

3. Any really old bottles of condiments?

Nope. We got rid of them when we moved.

4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?

Yes! We have our emergency frozen pizza!

5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?

No, shouldn’t be. We keep a good handle on that for the most part.

6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably don’t?

Probably nothing special. Lots of ice packs because Jayden is often injured, haha.

Bonus:  In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?

Jayden: I feel like I must have used a cucumber or something, but I can’t remember anything specific.

Richard: I masturbated someone else with a wine bottle once.

Bonus, bonus:  We’re curious, how many phallic-shaped foods are in your refrigerator?

There is definitely a cucumber in there. Probably nothing else.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Guilty Pleasures – Part 1

As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Good Reads: Anita Blake is small, dark, and dangerous. Her turf is the city of St. Louis. Her job: re-animating the dead and killing the undead who take things too far. But when the city’s most powerful vampire asks her to solve a series of vicious slayings, Anita must confront her greatest fear—her undeniable attraction to master vampire Jean-Claude, one of the creatures she is sworn to destroy…


Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 1-23)

I wish that I could forget everything about Anita Blake and get introduced to her all over again. It’s so much fun to meet a new character. Alas, my poor memory is not that poor, so I do remember some basic details. For the sake of my readers who are new to Anita, I will do my best not to include any notes that come from later books.

Meeting Anita and learning about her in this book is so much fun. Guilty Pleasures is already compelling and action-packed. I want to finish reading the book so I can find out how Anita manages to scrape her way out of the jam she’s in after 23 chapters. One of the fun parts about the series (for me) is that it seems unlikely Anita will die any time soon (though I have seen a novel where a first-person narrator did die in the book!), but there are so many other people at risk. What I love about Anita so far is that she is very loyal to her friends. That comes up a lot in this first half of the book. No amount of money will convince her to do this job she doesn’t want to do, but when her friend is threatened, she will not back down until she makes sure that her friend is safe.


Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

TMI Tuesday: August 27th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 28, 2013

Posted on May 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thanks to A Tale of Bi and Bi for this week’s humor focused TMI Tuesday questions.

Tickle my funny bone

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1. Have you ever laughed during sex? Tell us about it.

Jayden: I have. I wish I could remember a specific time, but I know it’s happened before.

Richard: Lots of times. No specific memories.

2. How important is a sense of humor to you?

Jayden: Very important. If we can’t laugh together, I can’t imagine being happy.

Richard: I am not a very funny person, despite what Jayden says.

3. Have you ever thought something was funny when your lover did not? Tell us what it was…

Jayden: I don’t remember. Sorry!

Richard: Yes, but again I don’t remember specifics.

4. Are pranks funny? Have you ever fallen victim to a prank? Tell us what happened.

Jayden: Sometimes they can be. Pranks need to be harmless, though. It shouldn’t be something that is physically or emotionally painful.

Richard: I think pranks are less funny and more fun in a competitive sense. Can I rearrange your whole room in the time it takes you to go to the bathroom? Can you hide your stuff well enough that I can’t move it while I get the popcorn?

5. What is your favorite kind of humor? (a complete list can be found at: http://www.dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/

Jayden: Blue. I like sexual humor.

Richard: Puns. I didn’t even read your list, the answer is puns.

Bonus: Tell us an embarrassing and/or funny moment you experienced with a lover.

Jayden: The first time Richard and I were alone and having sex, we went to have anal. He had to stop because I needed to clean out. It was super embarrassing, but he was very upfront about it and it wasn’t a big deal. I got cleaned up and we had great sex.

Richard: One time, a woman’s hymen stuck to my penis. I disposed of it without telling her until like a month later.


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TMI Tuesday: August 20th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 21, 2013

Posted on May 20, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is here again! Thank you to blogger sweetendirty.wordpress.com for this week’s fun questions.

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Who’s Counting?

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1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number or people you have been with?

Jayden: Not at all. I had a list once upon a time, but that was more than two decades ago.

Richard: I did at one point, but not anymore. I could probably make one if I needed to.

2. To get specific, How many people have you –

a. slept with
b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)
c. given oral to
d. received oral from

Jayden: I couldn’t even estimate.

Richard: I would say a,c, and d would all be within or two of each other and probably around 10. B would be a couple lower since a few of those were just hookups

3. What is the most amount of people you have been with at one time? (twosome, threesome, foursome, etc)

Jayden: 6, including me (and Richard)

Richard: Same (if we’re counting that). I feel like that was more “people in the same room having sex” than “all having sex together” though. I was going to say four.

4. Have you ever had multiple partners in the same day, just different times? (One person in the morning, another at lunch, and one at dinner, etc)

Jayden: I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of a specific time.

Richard: (Jayden is blocking out all the times she had terrible sex she had with her ex husband a couple hours after having good sex with me.) (Jayden: Oh yeah. Definitely. Whoops…)

Yes, but not much of a story. Sometimes you’re seeing multiple people and have sex with one in the afternoon and one in the evening. I don’t think I ever got above two in a day. Now I kind of want to do a wacky rom-com “OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY SCHEDULED SIX PEOPLE FOR SEX IN FOUR HOURS!” thing.

Bonus: Describe your best multiple person encounter, either something that actually happened or one that you would want to happen. Or both. 😉

Jayden: A fantasy I have looooong had was a gang bang. Me, tied up and used by many men (women are welcome, too, but I just love dick so much). I 100% would not be able to walk afterward. I saw it in a porn once and can’t get the image out of my head decades later.

Richard: I was dating a girl who was local for college, but whose family lived out of state. She had a cnc/gangbang fantasy, so when she came back from Christmas break one year, I told her to let herself into my apartment, but that I would be running “errands” (I think I was actually hiding in a closet, or maybe just around the block). When she got inside there were directions on the bed to leave the doors unlocked, clean herself up, strip, get out a couple toys, lay down, and put on a blindfold. I let her sit and stew for a couple minutes, and then texted another couple we played with a few times to come in. They came in and felt her up a little, slapped her a few times with a paddle, etc. When she realized there was at least one person who wasn’t me, she got soaked pretty quickly. We played with her for a minute or two more before I ordered her to roll over (as much to let her know I was there as to reposition her) and had the other couple spitroast her while I took some pictures. We fucked her for a couple minutes (it’s kind of awkward to get two dicks and a strapon in one person) before pairing off to finish.


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TMI Tuesday: August 13th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 14, 2013

Posted on May 13, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Navigating Sex

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1. Answer Yes or No:

Jayden/Richard
I Regret My First Kiss No/No
I Miss My First Love No/Yes
I Married My First Love No/No
I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me Yes/Yes

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

Jayden: Monogamish. We’re only seeing each other, but we accidentally had an orgy once…

Richard: I grope dudes sometimes.

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!

Jayden: c. I would be honest with Richard. In the end, I’m a sub, so if Richard wants it, he gets it. That said, he’s super respectful of me, and if I’m really not up for it, he’ll respect that. But I like getting used by him when I’m sleepy, so…

Richard: I guess b is closest. Sometimes I’m tired, but tell Jayden I could probably do it if she gets me wound up a little.

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

Jayden: He doesn’t, but I don’t do it.

Richard: I think Jayden would mind, but I also do not.

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

Jayden: c. I’ll try pretty much anything.

Richard: c.

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

Jayden: That’s a great question that I don’t have a great answer to. I’m not sure there are any super-memorable masturbation stories. Oh wait, I have one. When I was driving up to meet Richard ~6 hours away, I pulled off at a gas station late at night to get a snack and masturbated (at his direction) in the dark parking lot. Very, very hot.

Richard: I think my best would just be a time I came really hard. I can’t think of any specific ones, but I assume it was one time when I was playing with a partner long distance.


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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

August 7 question – Do you use AI in your writing and if so how? Do you use it for your posts? Incorporate it into your stories? Use it for research? Audio?

Jayden: Nope. I haven’t used it at all, and I don’t plan to. I wish that it were different. I have some friends who use AI art to make social media posts. But I have a lot of artist friends, and my understanding is that they used other people’s art to base the AI art off of without credit. I can’t get behind that. Given my lack of social media posting, I wonder if AI art would help me, but I just…can’t.

Richard: I’m going to assume this question is about generative AI, since AFAIK just about everyone uses at least a spellchecker. I don’t use generative AI in my writing since, for all the headlines it’s grabbing, it still sucks. Also, less fun. If I wanted to not write, I would just not write. I’m sure crafting the prompts carefully and stuff is fun for some people, but not what I’m into.

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: August 6th, 2024

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: May 7, 2013

Posted on May 6, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday celebrates one of my favorite hobbies…masturbation.

Masturbation Month 2013

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1. My favorite place to masturbate is ________ ?

Jayden: The bathtub. I haven’t in a while, but it’s hot.

Richard: The bedroom, but that’s really more of a default than a favorite.

2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?

Jayden: I have. I did it at the planetarium under a coat once many, many years ago. I’m sure there have been other items, but that one comes to mind.

Richard: I have a vague memory of trying to do it in line at a themepark when I was young and dumb and horny. I think it lasted about 5 seconds before I realized that just because I didn’t have my dick out it wasn’t that sneaky.

3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?

Jayden: Not particularly. I like touching my partner when we’re together.

Richard: I find it kind of awkward, honestly.

4. When was the last time you masturbated?

Jayden: Uhh, I couldn’t tell you, honestly. Probably not since Richard was away for a week or so.

Richard: Sometime in the last week or so. Even though Jayden is very available and fun to fuck, it’s still nice to just take care of myself once in a while.

5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

Jayden: Yes, many times when I was too young to be doing it, for sure. And I’m sure I did some in college, too.

Richard: Sure.

6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?

Jayden: It’s a rare, but sometimes thing I like.

Richard: Not particularly. Again, seems kind of awkward.

Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?

Jayden: I have I’m sure, but I couldn’t actually find a file.

Richard: I don’t think I’ve ever recorded it, only done it live on a video call or whatever.


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Reading Fun!

Laurell K. Hamilton has long been one of my favorite authors. I couldn’t tell you when I started reading the Anita Blake series, but it’s probably been at least two decades. Every time a new book comes out, I want to read it, but then I realize that I have a terrible memory, and I don’t remember what happened in the previous 10, 15, 20 books. So I start back at the beginning. And don’t get me wrong, the books are super compelling. Once I start reading, I can’t put them down. At one point, I only allowed myself to read/listen to them while I was working out to entice myself to do more exercise. But inevitably, life happens, and I have to read a book for school or book club, or something catches my eye, and I get distracted. Often, I find that I can’t keep reading them because I get too absorbed and neglect things I need to be getting done.

I was explaining this problem to a friend of mine a few months back, and they said, “You need to keep a cheat sheet of what happened in the books so you don’t have to start over every time you get distracted.” (That is definitely not an accurate quote because I didn’t write it down at the time, and, as mentioned, my memory is poor, but I don’t think they’ll mind me sightly misquoting them.)

So then I realized that if I was going to re-read the whole series and take notes on the books so that I didn’t have to re-read again if I got distracted, why not share that with the world? And by the world, I mean my blog readers. Hey, Anita Blake is very much kinky. So here we go! In one month, I’m going to start posting multiple times per week. Consistently! My goal is to read about half a book per week, so about 175 pages/week or 25 pages per day. (Some of the longer books, I’ll break into smaller chunks.)

Each week, there will be two posts. The first will be a non-spoilery review and a link to the notes I took as I read the book for memory-purposes. I’ll be honest. The link to the notes will be mostly for me, so it’s going to be rough. Don’t expect anything polished here! The second post will be a related kinky story, info share, or similar that relates to the book.

I’m going to do this either way, but I’d love to have some company! If you want to get ahead, feel free to start reading now, or you can time yourself to my blogs to start September 1st! Happy reading!

And in the meantime, what are you reading?