TMI Tuesday: December 24th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: October 22, 2013

Posted on October 21, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Potpourri of Questions

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1. You’ve been waiting forever for your significant other to propose marriage, when they finally do it is in the form of a bribe: “Lose 10-15 lbs. (approx. 1 stone U.K.; approx. 6 kilos) and I will marry you…the wedding can be anyway, and anywhere of your choosing…just lose some weight.” Would you accept this proposal? (Alternatively for the traditionalists): Men if your significant other was a little ‘heavier’ than you’d like him/her to be, would you make such a proposal?

Jayden: Nope. Absolutely not. Also, fuck off.

Richard: No. That’s not a proposal, it’s a hostage negotiation.

2. Are you participating in any Halloween festivities? Will you wear a costume? If yes, what?

Jayden: Sure!

Richard: We gave out candy and carved pumpkins. I don’t think I put on a costume this year.

Jayden: Yes you did, Richard. We were turtles!

3. Forget the fact that you have a blog, in real-life are you:

a. an over-sharer who tells every detail of your personal life to everyone including the barista at Starbucks?

b. a little discriminating in who you decide to talk to about your personal life, feelings, etc.? Your love life isn’t off limits to friends and family but you don’t confide in total strangers.

c. as tight as a clam? You don’t share important details with friends and family and when you do it about kills you because you are extremely private.

Jayden: A

Richard: C

4. MEN your significant other has asked to sleep with your cock in his/her mouth, what are your first thoughts? Would you say yes or no? Why?

LADIES/significant other…your guy just asked you to sleep with his penis in your mouth. Would you do it? Why or why not?

Jayden: I would definitely try it.

Richard: This sounds uncomfortable, but we can give it a try.

Bonus: If you were remembered for one thing, what would it be?

Jayden: Being kind.

Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he’d be remembered for being funny.


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TMI Tuesday: December 17th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: October 29, 2013

Posted on October 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sexuality: Express Yourself

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1. Can you tell when your lover is close to having an orgasm? How can you tell? What are the signs?

Jayden: Yes. His muscles tense up.

Richard: Yes, the noises change. She starts panting and whining more.

2. Ladies have you ever seen YOUR g-spot? Men have you actually seen the g-spot?

Jayden: No.

Richard: No. That sounds very uncomfortable.

3. Which sexual position do you find most stimulating?
a. missionary
b. woman on top, facing man
c. doggy style
d. other – tell us about it

Jayden: C. My favorite!

Richard: C is the most pleasurable, but B is the most visually stimulating.

4. When you orgasm, are you:
a. silent
b. make a little noise
c. yell out!

Richard: I dunno, ask Jayden! (She’s a C)

Jayden: Richard’s a B

5. A lover orgasms quickly, way before you are even close to having an orgasm. Do you stop the sex once he/she has had an orgasm or do you continue sexual play so you can orgasm too?

Jayden: Continue, of course. Might do something different, but I definitely wouldn’t leave him hanging.

Richard: Continue sex, though possibly shift positions or something if it’s too much.

Bonus: On average, when you masturbate how long does it take to reach orgasm?
a. Less than 3 minutes
b. 3 – 5 minutes
c. 5 – 10 minutes
d. more than 10 minutes

Jayden: A, I think. 

Richard: Actively masturbating to cum? A. A whole session can be a D though if I just fool with myself.


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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Blue Moon – Part 1

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 8: Blue Moon! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Goodreads: When she chose master vampire Jean-Claude over her ex-fiancé, alpha werewolf Richard Zeeman, Anita learned that sometimes love is not enough. But though she and Richard won’t be walking down any aisles, she can’t turn her back on him when he’s arrested on a rape charge in Tennessee. Anita knows firsthand that Richard has the morals of a saint—or at least a boy scout. But his guilt or innocence is not the issue. He’s behind bars, and in five days a full moon will rise…


#8 Blue Moon Part 1 (Ch 1-27)

Non-spoilery Review:

Another knock it out of the park start! I’m desperate to know what happens next. There’s so much action going on, so many storylines. And somehow, even though Anita is away for Jean Claude almost entirely this half of the book, he still plays a major role. Can’t wait to read more!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Burnt Offerings – Part 2 Sexy Story

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 7: Burnt Offerings! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my sexy story post!


#7 Burnt Offerings Part 1 (Ch 28-end)

A continuation of the previous story: Last week, my fictional character got into some public sex, or was hopefully about to. Even though Anita wouldn’t be into such a public display, it’s amazing how much we don’t realize we want until we get it. It’s fun to imagine, anyway. And, I will admit, even though Anita would not be into group sex like that, I (Jayden) definitely would be!

So many hands touching me, and all of them are soft. I want them to be hard. I want to feel it, deep down in my body. But they’re all being so gentle.

And then another hand, not a gentle one this time, touches me. He (I assume it’s a he, but it doesn’t have to be) slides his hands up my short, sheer skirt and, without hesitating, rips my thong off of me. The fabric sticks to my wet pussy and gets stuck between my legs. Someone rips it free of my body. The breeze that blows makes me shiver now. I feel very exposed, leaning up against a gravestone in a cemetery, blindfolded, wearing heels that keep me from being able to run, and now a very sheer piece of lingerie that’s all that’s keeping my body hidden from the world.

Is this actually what I wanted? I thought it was, but now… I don’t know. I might be naked soon. Naked and in front of strangers. Hell, they might not be strangers. I have legitimately no idea, and boy, is that idea hot.

The gentler hands pull away, and then the firm one is back, two hands now pressing into my hips, pulling me backward so that I’m further bent over, hands pressing between my thighs to spread my legs apart. The fabric of the dress is flipped up so my ass is exposed. I briefly wonder if he’s going to spank me, but he doesn’t. Instead, I feel fingers slide up into my pussy. I moan softly. I can’t help it. Having someone touch me like that feels amazing.

But then the fingers are gone, and I groan in protest.

And then they’re back, but not in my pussy now. Against my lips.

I part my lips and take the fingers inside, licking my own juices off of them. I don’t love the taste, but it’s hot to do it for the mystery person. I am pretty sure these aren’t my Master’s. I don’t know whose they are, but they aren’t his.

He pulls them back out and slides them along my slit again. I wonder if he’s going to do the same thing again, but he doesn’t. Instead, his fingers are probing my ass now. I can’t help but clench in response. I don’t want his fingers in my ass. I don’t. Or do I? I’m scared. Is he going to put just one or two? Is he going to try to fist me? I have no idea.

“Please,” I whimper, but I don’t even know what I’m asking for. 

There’s no verbal response, but fingers slip inside my collar, pulling it tight, and I get the message. No protesting. I breathe heavily but don’t protest again.

He slips one finger into my ass, then another, then one more. I hope he’s going to stop there, and he does. His fingers work in and out of me, and before I know it, I’m thrusting back against the fingers. And then they’re gone.

I can’t help but groan. I don’t want them to be gone. They felt amazing. I want more. He presses them against my mouth again, and I take them in eagerly. God, I am such a dirty whore, but I don’t care. I just want more.

I feel a cock slide along my slit now, and I know it’s a man. The cock slides into my pussy, and I moan softly and press back against his long length. It feels amazing, but his cock is big. I only get a few thrusts before he pulls out, and I groan again. I wonder what he’ll do next, and I am not disappointed when his cock presses against my asshole. Definitely not disappointed, but definitely a little scared. This is a big cock to be inside my ass.

But then he’s in, buried to the hilt. I am moaning softly, and simultaneously want him to stop and also want him to start fucking me. But it’s not up to me. I squirm a little bit, impaled on his cock, and then he starts to move, setting the pace. It hurts, but his hands guide my hips and don’t give me a choice. And damn, it feels good.

It feels even better when hands start touching me again. Not just the ones he has on my hips, setting my rhythm, but also touching my nipples, pinching them. More hands touching my neck, pulling on my collar, stroking my skin. I am lost in the many sensations. I want more.

He pulls out just before he cums, I think, and I am rewarded with the sound of grunting and the feel of cum falling on my back. I breathe heavily, panting there in the moonlight. Is this it? Can I take my blindfold off now and see who the mystery man is?

But I don’t. I haven’t been given permission to, and I’m not about to disobey.

And I’m not done. Another pair of hands replace the ones that left me. Someone else guiding my hips back against a different cock. Here we go all over again, I think, and my pussy drips with arousal. I could do this allll night.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back Sunday for my review of the second half of the book!

TMI Tuesday: December 10th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: October 15, 2013

Posted on October 14, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Dating Obstacles

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1. Could you date someone who is really into Legos? Their house consist of Lego furniture, the walls are covered in 3-D Lego art or photos of mammoth Lego creations.

Jayden: Sure. Doesn’t bother me at all.

Richard: To be pedantic, “Legos” is not a word. Informally it’s LEGO, formally, it’s LEGO Bricks whatever. To answer the question, if the furniture has non-LEGO cushions to make it more comfortable, it’s fine.

2. You have a big date and discover that you have run out of undies (underwear, panties), would you:
a. re-wear dirty
b. wear a swimsuit or swimsuit bottoms
c. line worn undies with fresh panty-liners
d. go commando

Jayden: d) Go commando. Kind of sexy anyway.

Richard: Do I really not have time to wash a pair in the sink and hair dryer them? I guess B, but probably gym shorts not swimsuit.

3. In order to date the person of your dreams, you must be in a reality show with them. Would you date him/her? Why?

Jayden: Sure. It would be an adventure at the very least.

Richard: I don’t think there are any reality shows that are so terrible I couldn’t put up with it. I can just get knocked out in the first episode if it’s that bad. Can it be a reality show where Jayden and I do kinky stuff together? 

4. You have been dating a certain someone for a while, you two click and you really like them but they confided to you that they are a crime-fighting superhero? Do you still date them or let the relationship cool? Why?

Jayden: Hell yeah still date them. That sounds awesome.

Richard: I have a lot of world building questions for this one. Are we in a reality where crime-fighting superheros are somewhat common? How secret is their secret identity? Are they a vigilante or “official”? Probably yes, but I have so many questions.

5. You are on a date with someone you really want to impress. Your pants/skirt/shirt/bra split early in the date. What do you do?
a. Tie a jacket or sweater around your waist or put the jacket or sweater on to hide the issue
b. Stop at a drugstore and buy safety pins, and in secret try to fix and hide problem
c. ‘Fess up to the problem, let it all hang out and continue with the date
d. Cut the date short and go home

Jayden: C, though I have stapled my pants together in a bathroom before (but that was at work)

Richard: C. A and B are probably going to look dumb. D is a waste of time. If you can’t date me with my shirt or whatever torn, why would I bother?

Bonus:
You went away for the weekend with your new romantic love interest. He/she had planned a wonderful weekend of outdoor fun for you both but it has started to rain and storms are in the forecast for the next few days. What do you suggest the two of you do instead?

Jayden: Reading, snuggles, tea, and sex.

Richard: READING SNUGGLES and fuck.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

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Burnt Offerings – Part 2

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 7: Burnt Offerings! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

I got a little bit behind, whoops! But I’m not giving up on this project!


Description from Goodreads: “You can’t trust anyone who sleeps with the monsters.”

That’s what I’ve always said. That’s what I’ve always believed. But now I’m the one sharing a bed with the Master Vampire of the City. Me, Anita Blake. The woman the vampires call the Executioner. From part of the solution, I’ve become part of the problem. So it hits close to home when an arsonist begins to target vampire-owned businesses all over town — an arsonist who seems to want to destroy more than just property. It’s the monsters who are in danger now. And it’s up the the Executioner to save them from the inferno…


#7 Burnt Offerings Part 1 (Ch 28-end)

Non-spoilery Review:

Another great one! It’s kind of amazing how this one wraps up. It’s a bit crazy, to be honest. I think the fire aspects of this book make it a really scary situation. I don’t even know what to say anymore about this book without giving things away. But what I will say (since I’ve actually read beyond it already when I wrote this review) is that some of the aspects and themes of this book are going to come up again, so make sure to read this one!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

December 4 question – Do you write cliffhangers at the end of your stories? Are they a turn-off to you as a writer and/or a reader?

Jayden: Absolutely! I try to end chapters on cliffhangers, and definitely blog posts. I want my readers coming back for more. As a reader, if there’s a good cliffhanger, I’m going to just keep reading, which is the best case scenario.

Richard: I’m a big cliffhanger fan. They were actually the original topic of my Master’s thesis (though it broadened a little bit by the end). The most important thing to remember is to make sure the energy flows through the cliffhanger. The cliff should be at or near peak tension, but it needs to release in an exciting way after the chapter (or whatever) break. 

A “fake” cliffhanger (someone is about to die! but it’s resolved by the second paragraph of the next page) is just a depressing tease for the reader. “I started another chapter for this?” Even worse is the overly delayed resolution (someone is about to die! and we won’t even see them again for three or four chapters), which diffuses the tension of the initial cliffhanger, and tends to undersell when it finally comes back– how much danger could they really have been in if it took 100 pages to get there?

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: December 3rd

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: October 1, 2013

Posted on September 30, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

What we do for sex…

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1. Why do you like sexting or virtual sex (chatting, skype, etc.)?

Jayden: It’s a great way to get the mind engaged in sexual activity.

Richard: You can do things that’re impractical in real life.

2. When you’re about to “get busy”…get down & dirty, you know have sex, do you like to be undressed by your lover or take off all your clothes by yourself?

Jayden: I like to take off all my clothes and hide under the covers. Usually we have snuggles before sex.

Richard: I like being undressed.

3. What is the most desperate thing you’ve done for sex?

Jayden: Had an affair (with Richard)

Richard: Drove like three states, got a hotel room, and got catfished.

4. Libido booster drugs for women (viagra for women) will hit the market soon. Are you interested in trying them? Will you take the new drug(s)? Why or why not?
(If you are a man, would you like for your female lover to take such a drug?)

Jayden: I don’t need them. My sex drive is already high.

Richard: Maybe when we’re older if we need them.

Bonus: If it were legal in your country/community to visit a “sex box” would you? The blog has been removed, but the link said “drive-thru-brothel” so that probably tells us enough…

Jayden: I’m sure I’d check it out, but I don’t think I would pay for sex.

Richard: I think I’d rather a regular brothel. It seems more practical and sanitary.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Burnt Offerings – Part 1 Sexy Story

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 7: Burnt Offerings! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my sexy story post!


#7 Burnt Offerings Part 1 (Ch 1-27)

I would like to explore some public sex in this little snippet. In this book (and if I recall correctly, it becomes more of a focus in later books), sex with an audience becomes prominent. But Anita is shy, for sure. Check out this character, who is also a little shy about having sex in front of others.

“No, no, no, no,” I keep murmuring, but he isn’t going to give me a choice. I know he won’t, but I want him to. I think. Maybe I don’t want him to. Maybe I like that he’s not giving me a choice.

Whether I like it or not, I’m still stuck with it. He’s got a collar locked around my neck with a leash attached, and he’s walking right out the front door. I don’t want to be walked down the street in a leash and collar, but at least he let me wear my thong and a sexy little sheer dress. I’m not naked. Oh, and heels. He let me wear heels. But damn, do my feet hurt. I wonder if he wants me to crawl. (Probably, he wants me to crawl.) But for now, I’m walking.

Even without heels on, I’m not sure I could resist his pull, but with heels on, I have no prayer. So I step out onto the sidewalk behind him. The screen door slams shut behind me, and the slam echoes in the dark night. I glance around, trying to see if anyone is peering out of their windows, but it’s the middle of the night, and there aren’t any faces peering out of the windows. At least, not that I can see. 

He walks me down the street, and my heart is pounding in my throat. I am terrified. He takes me down an alley, which makes me feel slightly more comfortable, and then into a cemetery. A cemetery! What are we doing here? At night? At least there won’t be any people. I hope.

He pushes me up against a headstone so that I’m leaned over with my ass a little bit in the air. He slips a blindfold over my eyes and whispers, “Don’t move.”

I don’t know where I would go anyway. The ground is too soft for me to run in my heels. I lean there, straining to hear what is going on around me, and I hear footsteps. It must be him. But then there are more footsteps, and more, echoing all around me. It’s two people, three people, I can’t tell how many now. And there I am, wearing just a blindfold, heels, a thong, and a sheer dress. Fucking hell. But my cunt is wet with desire. And when I say wet, I mean dripping wet. I want someone to touch me. I don’t want to admit it, but I love being on display.

After what feels like forever, I get my wish. Someone’s hands are on me, touching me softly on my hip. Another hand touches my arm. Another caresses my neck. I don’t know who’s touching me, but it feels amazing. I want more. I want the touches to be hard, not soft. I want to feel more than the soft warmth.

What do you think? Do you want to know what happens next? Maybe I’ll share some more next week, even though Anita would never actually want this to be her (or maybe won’t admit it?). There’s still a lot of series to go!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back Sunday for my review of the second half of the book!

TMI Tuesday: November 26th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: September 24, 2013

Posted on September 23, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

More questions submitted by TMI Tuesday players, on June 16, as a response to that week’s bonus question. Thank you again! This week is all about Taboo, tickles, and fantasy.

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From http://propertyofpotter.com :
1. What strange areas of your body are ticklish?

Jayden: Everywhere, and I mean everywhere, is ticklish.

Richard: My lips are ticklish, and sometimes I tickle them when I make kissy noises.

From https://scarletrosevixen.wordpress.com :
2. What is something you are interested in sexually, but only on a purely fantasy level? Something that you think about but could never fully act on.

Jayden: Sex with anonymous strangers. (If STDs and unintentional pregnancies didn’t exist, I might be willing.)

Richard: Elaborate gaslighting/brainwashing/hostage scenario.

From http://truepleasuresreviews.com :
3. If you could have a week of the best sex ever in human history but you had to have a fish head as your head for the rest of your life, after that week, would you do it?

From http://sexualitysanctuary.blogspot.ca :
Jayden: Nope. Sex is good, but not that good, even best in the world.

Richard: Can I pick the kind of fish? It might be worth it if I could have like a sword head or a lantern or something.

4. What do you consider taboo and have you ever ventured into this territory? Was it a great, good, bad or horrific experience?

From http://www.shadowedseductress.com :
Jayden: Golden Showers, and I love it.

Richard: Scat. Not on purpose. Not as terrible as I thought.

5. What part of your body do you consider the most unusual that you enjoy being stimulated?

Jayden: I like it when Richard’s dick hits my uterus.

Richard: (I don’t know if the back of your vagina technically counts as uterus.) I like having my forehead rubbed.

Bonus:
From http://herprivateisland.com :
If you could make a porn film/video with any celebrity, who would it be and why?

Jayden: Jeff Goldblum. It would make Richard very excited. 

Richard: JEFF GOLDBLUM THREESOME!


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Burnt Offerings – Part 1

As I mentioned a few months ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 7: Burnt Offerings! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Goodreads: “You can’t trust anyone who sleeps with the monsters.”

That’s what I’ve always said. That’s what I’ve always believed. But now I’m the one sharing a bed with the Master Vampire of the City. Me, Anita Blake. The woman the vampires call the Executioner. From part of the solution, I’ve become part of the problem. So it hits close to home when an arsonist begins to target vampire-owned businesses all over town — an arsonist who seems to want to destroy more than just property. It’s the monsters who are in danger now. And it’s up the the Executioner to save them from the inferno…


#7 Burnt Offerings Part 1 (Ch 1-27)

Non-spoilery Review:

It’s interesting, breaking this book in half, that the beginning and the middle have nothing to do with each other. The opening scene has barely been mentioned in the subsequent 175 pages. But I’m still interested in it, and there has been a lot of plot happening and character development that I’m definitely interested in seeing where it’s going!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

The Killing Dance – Part 2 Sexy Story

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 6: The Killing Dance! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a related sexy story!


Bathtubs are a great feature in many stories, and this one is no exception. Here is a reimagined scene with a bathtub:

He lights a candle and turns the harsh overhead lights off. The flickering candle makes the room feel warm and cozy as she slips into the tub of hot water. It’s peaceful in the warm water. She sinks back into the water and listens for the sounds of him walking away, but they don’t come. Her eyes flutter back open, and she sees him standing there, watching her.

“Yes?” she asks, her voice steady.

“I just like watching you.”

She’s self-conscious then, worrying about what he’s thinking.

“You’re beautiful.”

“I don’t want you to touch me.”

“Don’t worry. I know. I won’t.”

But he doesn’t leave. He stands there, watching her still.

She tries to pretend like it doesn’t bother her. She lets her eyes close, though her ears are hyperaware of him.

And finally, gratefully, she hears his footsteps as he retreats from the bathroom and closes the door behind himself.

Their relationship is complicated. On one hand, she feels like she should feel comfortable being naked in front of him, but she isn’t. She isn’t comfortable being naked in front of anyone. But she is glad that he is so respectful. She feels lucky that she has him, even if she is still keeping him at arm’s length.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back next week for the next novel!

TMI Tuesday: November 19th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: September 17, 2013

Posted on September 16, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Hello folks! This week use those sexy (and often dirty) minds to fill in the blanks for TMI Tuesday fun.

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Fill in the blanks.

1. My passion project is _____ .

Jayden: cross stitching

2. In the morning I hate to _____ .

Jayden: end the snuggles

Richard: not go back to snuggles.

3. If _____ were bigger, I would like it.

Jayden: my bed

Richard: my paycheck

4. Please don’t _____ close to me.

Jayden: stand so

Richard: sneeze

5. I have had strange things happen to me but ______ is the worst.

Jayden: I had a random bump on my finger that turned out to be a super rare cyst. (I had surgery and it is fine.)

6. Oh baby that feels good. Will you _____ my _____ ?

Jayden: rub my feet

Richard: itch/back

Bonus:
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What is one thing that you do to make yourself (and only yourself) happy?  This is something that you do that makes you feel uplifted and blissful when you get done and something you can repeat often.

Jayden: Puzzles. I love jigsaw puzzles.

Richard: sharpen knives


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

The Killing Dance – Part 2

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 6: The Killing Dance! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Amazon: In The Killing Dance, vampire hunter Anita Blake finds herself the victim when a $500,000 price is put on her head, and the two men in her life – a vampire and a werewolf – aren’t helping the situation.


The Killing Dance Part 2 (Ch 19-end)

Holy shit. So much happens in this book, especially this half. There are a lot of themes that will carry through into future books, so make sure you pay attention when reading this half, for sure! So many details!

I was happy that I didn’t feel like the end of the book moved too quickly like I did in the previous book. There was a lot of action, a lot of explanation, tying up loose ends, and then the (almost required) short and quick what-happens-next, but it felt well-paced.


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

The Killing Dance – Part 1 Sexy Story

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 6: The Killing Dance! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my short sexy story!


Description from Amazon: In The Killing Dance, vampire hunter Anita Blake finds herself the victim when a $500,000 price is put on her head, and the two men in her life – a vampire and a werewolf – aren’t helping the situation.


The Killing Dance Part 1 (Ch 1-18)

In The Killing Dance, there is a scene about sleeping in bed with someone but not having sex. So here’s a short snippet from my current WIP. If you want to know more, stick around!


“Oh goodness,” I can’t help but think as I look at myself in the bathroom mirror. I am afraid that I’m not attractive enough, that I’m not wearing the right pajamas, that he’s going to reject me. I don’t know why he would reject me when we’ve come this far, but it’s what I fear anyway. And besides, why would I care if he rejected me? Wasn’t that what I wanted anyway? I hadn’t chosen this life. I had been chosen, and now I was stuck. So if he rejected me, wouldn’t that be a good thing?

Maybe. But then again, I’d probably be sent off into a worse situation if he rejected me. I need to breathe and hope that I’m enough. I just have to please him. 

I walk out of the bathroom, and he’s laying on the bed in a pair of shorts, his chest bare. There’s a smattering of chest hair there that I can’t help but find attractive. I want to know what it feels like to touch it. I’m pretty sure it’s dangerous to touch him without being invited. Better to wait and see what he does.

“Hello, beautiful girl,” he says, and he pats the bed next to him.

God I hate being treated like a child. I think. Maybe I don’t hate it. Maybe I want to curl up in his arms and pretend the world is all okay. But it’s not okay. I climb onto the bed on the opposite side from him, keeping my distance.

“It’s okay,” he soothes, “I’m not going to hurt you tonight.”

That last word makes me shiver. Fear? Anticipation? Disgust? (Okay, not the last one.)

He reaches out a hand to touch me and goosebumps erupt on my arm where his fingers brush against my skin. “Come to me, beautiful girl. I want to hold you.”

He switches off the bedside light, plunging the room into darkness, as I scoot over and let him wrap me up in his arms. He holds me there in the dark, and I think it’s probably been hours. He falls asleep almost immediately, the soft sounds of his breath soothing in the dark. Is this what it will always be like? No, it can’t be. But it’s nice. Spending the night in his arms, afraid, but warm and dry and safe? Maybe safe. I don’t know. But I’ll take it, and maybe even enjoy it. Just for tonight.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back Sunday for the second part of the book!

TMI Tuesday: November 12th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


TMI Tuesday: September 10, 2013

Posted on September 9, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The following unique and wacky TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by TMI Tuesday players, on June 16, as a response to that week’s bonus question. Thank you to all who participated.

Lovers, partners, exes, and …Betty White? A strange mix.

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1. Tell us something kinky that you refused to do with a partner (ex or present) but secretly wish you had done.

Jayden: Refuse? What’s refuse?

Richard: I refused the first time someone offered me oral. In hindsight, it seems kind of silly.

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2. Pick your top three lovers and explain why you picked them!

Jayden: Richard (obviously). After that, I don’t know. I’ve had some bad luck with partners. I guess my ex-husband. We were together (and happy) a long time before things went south.

Richard: Jayden, for her dedication. S for their asshole. K for actually still being my friend even though we don’t fuck anymore.

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3. Where on your body would you get your ex’s name inked on your body if you had to?

Jayden: My back, probably. Fold it into the tattoo I already have.

Richard: I’ll get K tattooed on a knuckle and then an O on another. Then I can pretend to punch people out. Or just be a very aggressive OKer.

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4. Would you rather have sex on a Ferris Wheel or the bumper cars?

Jayden: Ferris wheel. Hot.

Richard: Yeah, better view.

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5. Men: Have you ever tracked a friend’s or partner’s periods for the purpose of treating them different during that time? Women: How would you feel if a partner did this?

Jayden: That would be weird. Maybe hot in a control-type way (because that’s something I like!)

Richard: It’s a mostly effective means of free birth control for a young, stupid person.

Bonus:
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Would you rather eat a white crayon or go down on Betty White?

Jayden: Eat a white crayon. They’re just wax.

Richard: I’d go down on Betty White. What a great story!


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

The Killing Dance – Part 1

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 6: The Killing Dance! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!


Description from Amazon: In The Killing Dance, vampire hunter Anita Blake finds herself the victim when a $500,000 price is put on her head, and the two men in her life – a vampire and a werewolf – aren’t helping the situation.


The Killing Dance Part 1 (Ch 1-18)

The Killing Dance is probably the most suspenseful Anita Blake book yet. In this first half, there’s a lot of tension (not sexual) that certainly keeps the reader on their toes! But the sexual tension is building, too, and I can’t wait to see what happens next!


Here is the link to my very rough notes about this part of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Bloody Bones – Part 2 Kinky Musings

As I mentioned more than a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. Onto book 5: Bloody Bones! I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my kinky musings post!


Description from Good Reads: Hired to exhume two-hundred-year-old graves in the wake of a land dispute, Anita Blake becomes involved in local murders involving three dead teenagers and a bloodless corpse that makes her suspect that an evil force is preying upon the town. 


Bloody Bones Part 1 (Ch 19-end)

Bathrooms can be a sexy place, especially when they have lavish bathtubs. In this book, there’s a scene in a lavish bathroom that doesn’t lead to sex. So I thought I would put us in that mindset for a few moments.

I lay in the bathtub, swirling the hot water with my finger, holding my breath so that nothing else disturbs the water. I enjoy watching the ripples spread across the still water. I’m still watching the ripples fade as I hear the door open. He enters with a rush of cool air from the hallway. My nipples harden at the sudden change in temperature.

Neither of us says a word as he sits down on the edge of the tub. One of his hands slides onto my shoulder, protruding from the water. A shiver runs down my spine. I have a vision in my mind of him stripping out of his clothes and climbing into the bathtub with me. I can almost feel his body pressed against mine in the hot water. But he’s not living out my fantasy. He’s just sitting next to me, gently stroking my bare skin.

I am getting increasingly frustrated. I want him to touch me. I want to touch him. He’s barely even doing anything, and it’s driving me wild.


Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back next week for the next book: The Killing Dance!

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

The Insecure Writer's Support Group

If you’d like to chime in and let us know your answers to the questions or drop a link to your post if you’re participating, please do so in the comments! And check out the IWSG website for more answers!

November 6 question – What creative activity do you engage in when you’re not writing?

Jayden: My biggest non-writing creative thing lately has been cross-stitching. I recently delved into creating my own cross-stitch patterns, and it’s a lot of fun!

Richard: Probably cooking. I also like to bake (but only sourdough).

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: November 5th

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.


Do you wanna ride?

Today’s TMI Tuesday is all about your ride–your car, your moto, your bike–your regular mode of transport, and of course sex 😉

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1. What type of vehicle do you use regularly? Truck, car, bike, etc.

Jayden: Car, an SUV to be exact.

Richard: Car, wikipedia tells me it’s a crossover SUV (I think it’s more of a boxy station wagon.)

2. Do you use public transportation–bus, train, metro/subway, cab? How often?

Jayden: No because the public transit in this town sucks! I miss living in a city.

Richard: I MISS TRAINS!

3. Have you ever had sex in/on public transportation? Tell us about it?

Jayden: No, just cyber/writing smut.

Richard: No. That sounds impractical.

4. I know most of you have had sex in a car or truck, but how many times have you had sex in your present vehicle?

Jayden: 0, it’s relatively new and we own a house, so like, not super necessary to have sex in the car.

Richard: Also 0! (I think I’ve only done it once or twice total in any car.)

5. When was the last time you had sex in a car or truck-type vehicle? Was it with a known person or a stranger?

Jayden: I don’t remember, but it was with a known person. Stranger sex is hot but impractical.

Richard: It was the girl I was dating, like 15 years ago.

6. Have you ever had sex on a bicycle or motorcycle?

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: No.

7. Stick shift or manual? Why?

Jayden: Is there a difference?

Richard: I assume this is a British question.

8. Ever had sex on the hood of a car? (Hood = The part of a car that covers the engine and that can be raised. The British word is bonnet.)

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: I’ve had aggressive makeouts.

Bonus: You are walking down the street. A very sexy and nude person (gender of your choice) pulls up next to you in their shiny new Mercedes Benz, they lower the window and say, “Do you want to ride in my Mercedes?” What do you do? Tell us what you want to do on that ride?

Jayden: In fantasy, totally! Hop in! But in reality, I wouldn’t dare.

Richard: I don’t think I would even in fantasy. That is a lame pickup.

Bonus, bonus: What is the sexiest thing you have ever done in a vehicle?

Jayden: I masturbated in a gas station parking lot (don’t worry – it was the middle of the night and I picked a dark corner).

Richard: I’ve gotten blow jobs in a car a couple times.


TMI Tuesday along with us: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!