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TMI Tuesday: November 12, 2013

Posted on November 11, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Forbidden Fruit

People don’t stick to the straight and narrow. Have you seen them stray?

1. Did any teachers in your high school have sex with a student? Did any students act out on a teacher crush?

Jayden: None that I’m aware of, but I do know that one of my teachers married a former student after she was an adult. (I was friends with their daughter.)

Richard: Not that I know of.

2. Did any professors at your college (or other post-high school) have sex or other inappropriate relationship with a student?

Jayden: Not that I’m aware of.

Richard: Probably. There were vague implications that that was why we got a new director for my grad program.

3. Have any of your co-workers had an affair with another co-worker?

Jayden: Definitely, but I’ve only heard rumors. And yes, my husband is my coworker, but we were married before he got hired.

Richard: My wife is my coworker.

4. Have you seen hanky-panky between members of a church or club that you belong to?

Jayden: Sure, when I was a teenager.

Richard: Yes. Isn’t that like half the reason people join clubs? 

5. Have you ever had a friend keep you up-to-date on his/her marital infidelities?

Jayden: Yeah, I have one or two friends.

Richard: Jayden did.

Bonus: Have you caught someone you knew out with a person who was not his/her regular partner?

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: No.

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TMI Tuesday: November 5, 2013

Posted on November 4, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

EAT IT

1. If your sandwich is cut in half on the diagonal, creating two triangles do you bite the hypotenuse or the point?

Jayden: The point.

Richard: Hypotenuse for love sandwiches!

2. Dipping a tortilla chip– do you dip the tip or the side of the chip to scoop the dip?

Jayden: The tip (or I just use scoops!)

Richard: Side is scoopier.

3. Do you think you drink too much coffee? How much do you drink daily? What is a “cup” of coffee to you–how many ounces/grams?

Jayden: Nope. I don’t drink any coffee at all.

Richard:  Non-ish.

4. Do you take cream in your tea? How many sugars?

Jayden: Sometimes. It depends on the tea, but always splenda (2-3).

Richard: Usually no cream, but a generous dob of honey.

5. How do you eat a burrito?
a. Pick it up with your hands, bite into an end.
b. Cut it in half, then pick up one half and eat it.
c. Eat it with a fork and knife
d. Open the tortilla, eat the food inside and eat the tortilla last.
e. Other

Jayden: A.

Richard: A. 

6. Pizza…How do you eat a slice?
a. Pick it up and eat it as an open slice.
b. Pick it up and fold it together, then bite into it.
c. Leave it on the plate and eat with a fork and knife.
e. I eat the crust first, then the rest of the slice.

…Why do you eat your pizza like that?

Jayden: Usually A, but if it’s too floppy, I’ll fold it or cut it until I can pick it up.

Richard: Usually A, but if it is a really floppy pizza then B. It’s just convenient.

Bonus: What is the weirdest thing that you are into?

Jayden: Golden showers? But probably that’s not that weird with my audience.

Richard: Classic literature?

Bonus, bonus: Do you care if your different foods, on a plate, touch each other? Yes!?! What’s that all about?

Jayden: I don’t like it, unless the foods go well together. I don’t want the tastes to get mixed.Richard: Not really. I did when I was a kid, though.

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TMI Tuesday: October 22, 2013

Posted on October 21, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Potpourri of Questions

1. You’ve been waiting forever for your significant other to propose marriage, when they finally do it is in the form of a bribe: “Lose 10-15 lbs. (approx. 1 stone U.K.; approx. 6 kilos) and I will marry you…the wedding can be anyway, and anywhere of your choosing…just lose some weight.” Would you accept this proposal? (Alternatively for the traditionalists): Men if your significant other was a little ‘heavier’ than you’d like him/her to be, would you make such a proposal?

Jayden: Nope. Absolutely not. Also, fuck off.

Richard: No. That’s not a proposal, it’s a hostage negotiation.

2. Are you participating in any Halloween festivities? Will you wear a costume? If yes, what?

Jayden: Sure!

Richard: We gave out candy and carved pumpkins. I don’t think I put on a costume this year.

Jayden: Yes you did, Richard. We were turtles!

3. Forget the fact that you have a blog, in real-life are you:

a. an over-sharer who tells every detail of your personal life to everyone including the barista at Starbucks?

b. a little discriminating in who you decide to talk to about your personal life, feelings, etc.? Your love life isn’t off limits to friends and family but you don’t confide in total strangers.

c. as tight as a clam? You don’t share important details with friends and family and when you do it about kills you because you are extremely private.

Jayden: A

Richard: C

4. MEN your significant other has asked to sleep with your cock in his/her mouth, what are your first thoughts? Would you say yes or no? Why?

LADIES/significant other…your guy just asked you to sleep with his penis in your mouth. Would you do it? Why or why not?

Jayden: I would definitely try it.

Richard: This sounds uncomfortable, but we can give it a try.

Bonus: If you were remembered for one thing, what would it be?

Jayden: Being kind.

Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he’d be remembered for being funny.

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TMI Tuesday: October 29, 2013

Posted on October 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sexuality: Express Yourself

1. Can you tell when your lover is close to having an orgasm? How can you tell? What are the signs?

Jayden: Yes. His muscles tense up.

Richard: Yes, the noises change. She starts panting and whining more.

2. Ladies have you ever seen YOUR g-spot? Men have you actually seen the g-spot?

Jayden: No.

Richard: No. That sounds very uncomfortable.

3. Which sexual position do you find most stimulating?
a. missionary
b. woman on top, facing man
c. doggy style
d. other – tell us about it

Jayden: C. My favorite!

Richard: C is the most pleasurable, but B is the most visually stimulating.

4. When you orgasm, are you:
a. silent
b. make a little noise
c. yell out!

Richard: I dunno, ask Jayden! (She’s a C)

Jayden: Richard’s a B

5. A lover orgasms quickly, way before you are even close to having an orgasm. Do you stop the sex once he/she has had an orgasm or do you continue sexual play so you can orgasm too?

Jayden: Continue, of course. Might do something different, but I definitely wouldn’t leave him hanging.

Richard: Continue sex, though possibly shift positions or something if it’s too much.

Bonus: On average, when you masturbate how long does it take to reach orgasm?
a. Less than 3 minutes
b. 3 – 5 minutes
c. 5 – 10 minutes
d. more than 10 minutes

Jayden: A, I think. 

Richard: Actively masturbating to cum? A. A whole session can be a D though if I just fool with myself.

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TMI Tuesday: October 15, 2013

Posted on October 14, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Dating Obstacles

1. Could you date someone who is really into Legos? Their house consist of Lego furniture, the walls are covered in 3-D Lego art or photos of mammoth Lego creations.

Jayden: Sure. Doesn’t bother me at all.

Richard: To be pedantic, “Legos” is not a word. Informally it’s LEGO, formally, it’s LEGO Bricks whatever. To answer the question, if the furniture has non-LEGO cushions to make it more comfortable, it’s fine.

2. You have a big date and discover that you have run out of undies (underwear, panties), would you:
a. re-wear dirty
b. wear a swimsuit or swimsuit bottoms
c. line worn undies with fresh panty-liners
d. go commando

Jayden: d) Go commando. Kind of sexy anyway.

Richard: Do I really not have time to wash a pair in the sink and hair dryer them? I guess B, but probably gym shorts not swimsuit.

3. In order to date the person of your dreams, you must be in a reality show with them. Would you date him/her? Why?

Jayden: Sure. It would be an adventure at the very least.

Richard: I don’t think there are any reality shows that are so terrible I couldn’t put up with it. I can just get knocked out in the first episode if it’s that bad. Can it be a reality show where Jayden and I do kinky stuff together? 

4. You have been dating a certain someone for a while, you two click and you really like them but they confided to you that they are a crime-fighting superhero? Do you still date them or let the relationship cool? Why?

Jayden: Hell yeah still date them. That sounds awesome.

Richard: I have a lot of world building questions for this one. Are we in a reality where crime-fighting superheros are somewhat common? How secret is their secret identity? Are they a vigilante or “official”? Probably yes, but I have so many questions.

5. You are on a date with someone you really want to impress. Your pants/skirt/shirt/bra split early in the date. What do you do?
a. Tie a jacket or sweater around your waist or put the jacket or sweater on to hide the issue
b. Stop at a drugstore and buy safety pins, and in secret try to fix and hide problem
c. ‘Fess up to the problem, let it all hang out and continue with the date
d. Cut the date short and go home

Jayden: C, though I have stapled my pants together in a bathroom before (but that was at work)

Richard: C. A and B are probably going to look dumb. D is a waste of time. If you can’t date me with my shirt or whatever torn, why would I bother?

Bonus:
You went away for the weekend with your new romantic love interest. He/she had planned a wonderful weekend of outdoor fun for you both but it has started to rain and storms are in the forecast for the next few days. What do you suggest the two of you do instead?

Jayden: Reading, snuggles, tea, and sex.

Richard: READING SNUGGLES and fuck.

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TMI Tuesday: October 1, 2013

Posted on September 30, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

What we do for sex…

1. Why do you like sexting or virtual sex (chatting, skype, etc.)?

Jayden: It’s a great way to get the mind engaged in sexual activity.

Richard: You can do things that’re impractical in real life.

2. When you’re about to “get busy”…get down & dirty, you know have sex, do you like to be undressed by your lover or take off all your clothes by yourself?

Jayden: I like to take off all my clothes and hide under the covers. Usually we have snuggles before sex.

Richard: I like being undressed.

3. What is the most desperate thing you’ve done for sex?

Jayden: Had an affair (with Richard)

Richard: Drove like three states, got a hotel room, and got catfished.

4. Libido booster drugs for women (viagra for women) will hit the market soon. Are you interested in trying them? Will you take the new drug(s)? Why or why not?
(If you are a man, would you like for your female lover to take such a drug?)

Jayden: I don’t need them. My sex drive is already high.

Richard: Maybe when we’re older if we need them.

Bonus: If it were legal in your country/community to visit a “sex box” would you? The blog has been removed, but the link said “drive-thru-brothel” so that probably tells us enough…

Jayden: I’m sure I’d check it out, but I don’t think I would pay for sex.

Richard: I think I’d rather a regular brothel. It seems more practical and sanitary.

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TMI Tuesday: September 24, 2013

Posted on September 23, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

More questions submitted by TMI Tuesday players, on June 16, as a response to that week’s bonus question. Thank you again! This week is all about Taboo, tickles, and fantasy.

From http://propertyofpotter.com :
1. What strange areas of your body are ticklish?

Jayden: Everywhere, and I mean everywhere, is ticklish.

Richard: My lips are ticklish, and sometimes I tickle them when I make kissy noises.

From https://scarletrosevixen.wordpress.com :
2. What is something you are interested in sexually, but only on a purely fantasy level? Something that you think about but could never fully act on.

Jayden: Sex with anonymous strangers. (If STDs and unintentional pregnancies didn’t exist, I might be willing.)

Richard: Elaborate gaslighting/brainwashing/hostage scenario.

From http://truepleasuresreviews.com :
3. If you could have a week of the best sex ever in human history but you had to have a fish head as your head for the rest of your life, after that week, would you do it?

From http://sexualitysanctuary.blogspot.ca :
Jayden: Nope. Sex is good, but not that good, even best in the world.

Richard: Can I pick the kind of fish? It might be worth it if I could have like a sword head or a lantern or something.

4. What do you consider taboo and have you ever ventured into this territory? Was it a great, good, bad or horrific experience?

From http://www.shadowedseductress.com :
Jayden: Golden Showers, and I love it.

Richard: Scat. Not on purpose. Not as terrible as I thought.

5. What part of your body do you consider the most unusual that you enjoy being stimulated?

Jayden: I like it when Richard’s dick hits my uterus.

Richard: (I don’t know if the back of your vagina technically counts as uterus.) I like having my forehead rubbed.

Bonus:
From http://herprivateisland.com :
If you could make a porn film/video with any celebrity, who would it be and why?

Jayden: Jeff Goldblum. It would make Richard very excited. 

Richard: JEFF GOLDBLUM THREESOME!

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TMI Tuesday: September 17, 2013

Posted on September 16, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Hello folks! This week use those sexy (and often dirty) minds to fill in the blanks for TMI Tuesday fun.

Fill in the blanks.

1. My passion project is _____ .

Jayden: cross stitching

2. In the morning I hate to _____ .

Jayden: end the snuggles

Richard: not go back to snuggles.

3. If _____ were bigger, I would like it.

Jayden: my bed

Richard: my paycheck

4. Please don’t _____ close to me.

Jayden: stand so

Richard: sneeze

5. I have had strange things happen to me but ______ is the worst.

Jayden: I had a random bump on my finger that turned out to be a super rare cyst. (I had surgery and it is fine.)

6. Oh baby that feels good. Will you _____ my _____ ?

Jayden: rub my feet

Richard: itch/back

Bonus:
From https://filledandfooled.wordpress.com
What is one thing that you do to make yourself (and only yourself) happy?  This is something that you do that makes you feel uplifted and blissful when you get done and something you can repeat often.

Jayden: Puzzles. I love jigsaw puzzles.

Richard: sharpen knives

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TMI Tuesday: September 10, 2013

Posted on September 9, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The following unique and wacky TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by TMI Tuesday players, on June 16, as a response to that week’s bonus question. Thank you to all who participated.

Lovers, partners, exes, and …Betty White? A strange mix.

http://thepassioncouple.com
1. Tell us something kinky that you refused to do with a partner (ex or present) but secretly wish you had done.

Jayden: Refuse? What’s refuse?

Richard: I refused the first time someone offered me oral. In hindsight, it seems kind of silly.

http://aluv-sincerelyyours.blogspot.com/
2. Pick your top three lovers and explain why you picked them!

Jayden: Richard (obviously). After that, I don’t know. I’ve had some bad luck with partners. I guess my ex-husband. We were together (and happy) a long time before things went south.

Richard: Jayden, for her dedication. S for their asshole. K for actually still being my friend even though we don’t fuck anymore.

http://thesindoll.com/
3. Where on your body would you get your ex’s name inked on your body if you had to?

Jayden: My back, probably. Fold it into the tattoo I already have.

Richard: I’ll get K tattooed on a knuckle and then an O on another. Then I can pretend to punch people out. Or just be a very aggressive OKer.

https://imnotanastasia.wordpress.com
4. Would you rather have sex on a Ferris Wheel or the bumper cars?

Jayden: Ferris wheel. Hot.

Richard: Yeah, better view.

http://bilikesscifi.com/
5. Men: Have you ever tracked a friend’s or partner’s periods for the purpose of treating them different during that time? Women: How would you feel if a partner did this?

Jayden: That would be weird. Maybe hot in a control-type way (because that’s something I like!)

Richard: It’s a mostly effective means of free birth control for a young, stupid person.

Bonus:
https://filledandfooled.wordpress.com
Would you rather eat a white crayon or go down on Betty White?

Jayden: Eat a white crayon. They’re just wax.

Richard: I’d go down on Betty White. What a great story!

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Do you wanna ride?

Today’s TMI Tuesday is all about your ride–your car, your moto, your bike–your regular mode of transport, and of course sex 😉

Watch video: Pebbles – mercedes boy

1. What type of vehicle do you use regularly? Truck, car, bike, etc.

Jayden: Car, an SUV to be exact.

Richard: Car, wikipedia tells me it’s a crossover SUV (I think it’s more of a boxy station wagon.)

2. Do you use public transportation–bus, train, metro/subway, cab? How often?

Jayden: No because the public transit in this town sucks! I miss living in a city.

Richard: I MISS TRAINS!

3. Have you ever had sex in/on public transportation? Tell us about it?

Jayden: No, just cyber/writing smut.

Richard: No. That sounds impractical.

4. I know most of you have had sex in a car or truck, but how many times have you had sex in your present vehicle?

Jayden: 0, it’s relatively new and we own a house, so like, not super necessary to have sex in the car.

Richard: Also 0! (I think I’ve only done it once or twice total in any car.)

5. When was the last time you had sex in a car or truck-type vehicle? Was it with a known person or a stranger?

Jayden: I don’t remember, but it was with a known person. Stranger sex is hot but impractical.

Richard: It was the girl I was dating, like 15 years ago.

6. Have you ever had sex on a bicycle or motorcycle?

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: No.

7. Stick shift or manual? Why?

Jayden: Is there a difference?

Richard: I assume this is a British question.

8. Ever had sex on the hood of a car? (Hood = The part of a car that covers the engine and that can be raised. The British word is bonnet.)

Jayden: Nope.

Richard: I’ve had aggressive makeouts.

Bonus: You are walking down the street. A very sexy and nude person (gender of your choice) pulls up next to you in their shiny new Mercedes Benz, they lower the window and say, “Do you want to ride in my Mercedes?” What do you do? Tell us what you want to do on that ride?

Jayden: In fantasy, totally! Hop in! But in reality, I wouldn’t dare.

Richard: I don’t think I would even in fantasy. That is a lame pickup.

Bonus, bonus: What is the sexiest thing you have ever done in a vehicle?

Jayden: I masturbated in a gas station parking lot (don’t worry – it was the middle of the night and I picked a dark corner).

Richard: I’ve gotten blow jobs in a car a couple times.

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TMI Tuesday: August 20, 2013

Posted on August 19, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

The Men of TMI Tuesday

Questions for this week’s TMI Tuesday were submitted by various TMI Tuesday male participants.

1. Advizor: http://advizortoall.blogspot.com
I once overheard in a bathroom, “There is nothing as over-rated as sex or under-rated as a good bowel movement.” Discuss.

Jayden: If the sex is good, then I don’t think it’s overrated. If it’s bad… I’ll take the good BM.

Richard: Bad (or even mediocre) sex is overrated. I’d rather jerk off than have bad sex. A good BM is pretty good, but I think a good piss is even more underrated.

2. the late phoenix: http://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/
Friendship lasts longer than cumming. which of your online friends that you’ve never met would you like to meet in real life? which do you think you could become life-long REAL friends with? Actual friends, like going out to coffee and movies with, gossiping with, kissing on the forehead, hugging, loving.

Jayden: I have a friend online I’ve had forever, like… over 20 years. But he lives in Alaska. We almost met once in college, but it didn’t pan out. We don’t really talk anymore, but we’re still friends on Facebook and follow each other’s lives. I’d love to meet someday. I think we’d be good friends.

Richard: Am I just putting the names of people I know online? That’s kind of awkward. Umm, Karni. He seems pretty cool. We’ve been internet friends for over a decade at this point. Riley, but he’d never agree to actually meet up.

3. John D Stories: http://www.johndstories.co.uk/
In a parallel universe, who out of your blog or Twitter followers would you most like to spend a steamy evening with? What would you do? Why them?

Jayden: I don’t really know any of my blog or Twitter followers except Richard, so… Richard?

Richard: Can it still be Jayden? Otherwise, I don’t have a ton of followers, or any that I know that well. I used to have a couple stream followers who were like D-list gaming celebrities, so I might fuck Avex for nerd-cred.

4. Virtual Sin: http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/
(multi-part question)
a. What method of stimulation (intercourse, oral, manual, toy, whatever) gives you the strongest orgasm?

Jayden: Manual or toy, definitely. I used to say toy, but Richard’s hands are incredible (as are other parts of him).

Richard: I think vaginal and manual are pretty tied, but I also think I can get super strong ones more reliably manually.
b. With what method of stimulation do you get the most orgasms?

Jayden: Manual.

Richard: Vaginal.
c. If the answer to a is different from the answer to b, what’s wrong with your life?

Jayden: Nothing, thank you very much. 😛

Richard: I like fucking my wife, and don’t think MAXIMUM ORGASM is the only goal of sex.

5. Jon Pressick: http://sex-in-words.blogspot.com
Would you rather have a life where you only had sex once a year for 2 minutes or where you have to have sex, every day for a minimum of 2 hours?

Jayden: See Richard’s answer. It’s good:

Richard: Can we define sex as cybering or something? I’d send Jayden two hours of smut. Maybe I could automate it somehow…

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TMI Tuesday – August 13, 2013

Posted on August 12, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you to swinging gemma from Erotic Adventures blog for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Super!

For those of you who need a super-hero and super-villain database, you’re in luck! There is one: http://www.superherodb.com/characters/

These are definitely better questions for Richard, so I’ll let him (mostly) take this week! ~Jayden

1. When you were a child/teenager who was your favourite superhero and why?

Richard: Spider-Man. I want to say probably just exposure to the cartoon as a kid more than anything. I still like him a lot, though. From a writing standpoint (when done correctly), he has a versatile and entertaining (but not too strong) power set and an interesting personal background/morals.

2. Which supervillain is most like you and why?

Richard: I would like to make Jayden answer this. I’m going to say Arcade. Given the choice, Rube-Goldberg deathtraps would be high on my villain motif list.

Jayden: I don’t know who that is, but I think we’re both big fans of Rube-Goldberg things.

3. If you had a superpower, what would it be, and would you use it for good or evil?

Jayden: Time control, definitely.

Richard: Time control is the best superpower. You could even do evil and then travel back in time to stop yourself to be good if you wanted. (Or cause a disaster but pause time to fix it, etc.)

4. Do you own a superhero costume? When and where was the last time and place that you wore it?

Richard: I have a Batman bathrobe. Umm, around my house like six months ago.

5. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about a superhero/villain? Tell us about it.

Richard: I’ve jerked it to… a lot of different female superheroes and a more select collection of male ones. I think the ones that’ve gotten the most mileage over the years are Dark Seid corrupting Power Girl, turning her into his sex slave, and using her to conquer the universe, and turning the Sailor Senshi into a harem with thematically relevant kinks.

6. Who do you think is the coolest superhero and why?

Richard: Ghostrider is a demonic motorcyclist who is on fire. It’s physically impossible to be cooler.

Bonus:  You have been granted the wish of having a threesome with one superhero and one supervillain. Which ones do you choose and why?

Richard: Hawkeye (he’s just a favorite, if fucking him gives me an excuse to meet him, I’m down) and Sara Pezzini from Witchblade. She’s hot, and I haven’t put any indie characters on this list.

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TMI Tuesday: July 30, 2013

Posted on July 29, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thank you to John D Stories for TMI Tuesday today. He had this to say about his inspiration for this week’s questions: I was stuck behind a caravan with an interesting thing painted on the back . . .

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

1. Do you believe in marriage?

Jayden: Yeah, I’ve been married twice.

2. Have you ever proposed marriage or been proposed to marry? What happened?

Jayden: Both. My ex-husband proposed to me in my apartment in college. I’ll let Richard tell the story of when I proposed to him. 😛

Richard: I told Jayden she should propose to me since she already got proposed to. She made a scavenger hunt and I drove to the wrong place.

Jayden: He got it in the end.

3. What would be your dream way of proposing marriage?

Jayden: I did it! It was (almost) perfect!

4. What would be your nightmarish way of proposing marriage?

Jayden: Uhh, if someone said no.

Richard: Spelling it out with flaming penguins dropped from an airplane.

5. Mainstream society has engagement rings; in your opinion, what token should be given to signify engagement?

Jayden: I like my engagement ring, but I didn’t want an expensive diamond.

6. What do you think would have happened to cause someone to have “Will you marry me?” on the back of their caravan?

Jayden: Someone who loves their minivan, maybe?

Bonus: Tell us about someone you would have proposed to but never had the chance/opportunity.

Jayden: Um, I don’t know. I don’t know that I’ve gotten to that point with anyone that I didn’t marry. I’m sure there’s a celebrity I would propose to if I could.

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TMI Tuesday: July 16, 2013

Posted on July 15, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are about important choices we have to make in life, and writing your own TMI questions. Join me in playing . . .

(WYR part 1 was here)

1. Would you rather be smart or awesome? Why?

Jayden: Awesome. Sometimes being smart is too difficult.

2. Would you rather french kiss a cat or pleasure a frog?

Jayden: Uhh, pleasure a frog I guess. French kissing a cat would hurt and I’m allergic.

Richard: Kissing a cat seems marginally less gross, and I’m not allergic.

3. Would you rather live the rest of your life with Darth Vader’s voice or Alvin the Chipmunk’s voice?

Jayden: ALVIN!

Richard: Darth Vader

4. Would you rather sail the Caribbean on a week long FREE cruise with the ship’s crew and 20 five-year-old children or shovel coal in a coal mine for a month?

Jayden: Free cruise! At least it would be pretty. Plus the crew would watch the kids. 😉

Richard: Coal. A lot of my family were coal miners, so I’d like to make that connection.

5. Would you rather make an obscene phone call to your mother once a week or get a text message from your father every time he’s horny? Why?

Jayden: Get a text from my father. Whatever, hope you’re having a good time, Dad!

Richard: The text is definitely less work.

6. Would you rather have dinner with all your exes at once or with five guys on death row having their last meal?

Jayden: Five guys on death row. I bet they’ve lived fascinating lives.

Richard: Is that a Five Guys (burgers and fries) on death row?

Bonus: Write one unique question for possible use in a future TMI Tuesday, and submit it as your bonus answer for this week.

Jayden: What is your favorite trashy TV show?

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Posted on July 1, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This TMI Tuesday let’s play sexy fill-in the blanks.

1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ .

For the first question, base it on the last 12 months. You may use the film rating system of your home country; be sure to define that rating for us.

Links:

British Board Film Classification

Motion Picture Association of America

Canada’s many classification boards – Motion Picture Association

Jayden: R – There are definitely some scenes that would make it sexy, and depending on how it was filmed, you could keep it rated R. If you filmed everything, though… it’d be a porn.

Richard: NC-17. Go big or go home.

2. I got a body for ____ and a face for ____ .

Jayden: I got a body for birthing children and a face for smiling.

3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl ____ .

Jayden: Touches me.

Richard: Desperately whines

4. Doing _____ naked makes me _____ .

Jayden: Snuggling naked makes me horny.

5. In the morning, I am always _____ .

Jayden: In the morning, I am always snuggly.

6. I would love to _____ in the _____ .

Jayden: I would love to have sex in the afternoon.

Richard: I would love to have better questions in the TMI Tuesday.

Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Examples:
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You’re about to get fisted

Jayden: Roses are red, violets are blue
I can’t wait to be kissed by you

Richard:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get on your knees
And lick my shoes

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TMI Tuesday: June 25, 2013

Posted on June 24, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex Talk & Sex Ed

June is Adult Sex Ed Month (twitter: #AdultSexEdMonth). The movement was started by blogger @GoodDirtyWoman on twitter. Please read more here: http://agoodwomansdirtymind.com/june-is-adultsexedmonth/

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were inspired by Sex-Ed writer Jon Pressick and his #dailysexdiscussion that happens on twitter.

1. Have you ever investigated having an open relationship?
– Have you tried to have an open relationship?

Jayden: I have, and I have. I was in an open marriage for over a decade. Or at least, it was supposed to be open. It didn’t work well for us, but that was an us problem, not a problem with open relationships in general.

Richard: A couple times.

2. Do you have any sexual phobias?
– What have you done to manage or overcome them?

Jayden: Not really. I had a thing about blow jobs once upon a time after a non-consensual encounter, but that was over two decades ago.

Richard: I don’t think so.

3. What is the best new sexual activity you have tried in 2013?

Jayden: Well, see, it’s 2024… I don’t know what new thing we’ve tried this year. Maybe Richard will remember something.

Richard: WE GOT A FLOGGER! (I used one once or twice, but now we actually have one and I’m trying to get better with it.)

4. Have you ever called into a sex advice radio/television show or written to a sex advice columnist?
– Was it helpful?

Jayden: It wasn’t sex advice, but I did call into a relationship advice podcast a few years back.

Richard: And then her ex-husband randomly picked that one episode to listen to. Awwwkwarrrd.

5. Would you use the services of a sex therapist? Why or why not?

Jayden: Sure. It might be fun to explore new facets of sex, even though we have a very healthy sex life.

Richard: I’d give it a try. I’d give most things a try.

6. Should sex therapists be allowed to engage in actual sexual activities with clients? Why or why not?

I highly recommend watching the movie “The Sessions” based on a true story of how a sex therapist helped a disabled man live a full, rich life that included sex. Movie trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249/

Jayden: If it’s consensual, I don’t have an issue with it.

Richard: Yeah.

Bonus:  Have you read any adult sex ed books lately? What do you recommend?

Jayden: Nope. I’ve been too busy reading other things lately.

Richard: Me neither.

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TMI Tuesday: June 18, 2013

Posted on June 17, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions ask…

How do you like ____ ?

How do you like . . .

1. Your eggs cooked?

Jayden: Overeasy

Richard: Softboiled, lately. Usually overeasy.

2. Your sandwich cut? In half, down the middle of the square or on the diagonal?

Jayden: On the diagonal, with love.

Richard: Otherwise, Jayden will divorce me.

Jayden: Will not. 😛

3. Your coffee?

Jayden: No thank you.

Richard: Black

4. Your tea?

Jayden: With splenda.

Richard: Honey and lemon

5. Your ice-cream served–cup, cone or condom? Yup you read that right, a condom. Read more here

Jayden: Definitely not in a condom. I like a cone, usually.

Richard: Cone, unless it’s a complicated sundae.

6. Your hair–long or short? Up or down? Straight or curly? Permed or natural?

Jayden: In a perfect world, I’d like long, curly, down, and full, but my hair doesn’t work that way. It’s shoulder-length, straight, and I wear it half up, usually.

Richard: Short, combed. Being a boy is easy.

7. To have sex? In what position?

Jayden: I don’t care what position. I just love sex. But my favorite is with Richard on top, pinning me down.

Richard: It changes from partner to partner. With Jayden, facedown-ass up.

Bonus: How do you like your lovers?

Jayden: Sweet and caring, but with a sexy hard edge.

Richard: Loud and submissive.

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TMI Tuesday: June 11, 2013

Posted on June 10, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by virtualsin.wordpress.com

Summer Lovin’

Summer Lovin’

1. Do you have more sex or less when on vacation?

Jayden: More, as long as it’s not too busy.

Richard:  I think less, since we’re often very busy.

2. Do you plan a vacation so that you will have an opportunity to have sex?

Jayden: Sometimes! I definitely have planned some.

Richard: Our first vacation was “Cream-Pi Day”

3. Have you ever planned a vacation in order to meet someone for sex?

Jayden: I tried in college a few times, but nothing ever came of it.

Richard: Kinda. When you’re long-distance sexcation is just efficient.

4. Have you ever gone on a singles’ cruise or some other hookup-facilitating vacation?

Jayden: I haven’t, and since I’m married, that probably wouldn’t work out so well now.

Richard: No. I tell Jayden we’re the only people not at the campground we sometimes go to to hook up, though.

5. Have you had sex on a means of transportation other than a car: bus, train, airplane, cruise ship?

Jayden: Most certainly! Cruise ship. The rest, not so much.

Richard: Same.

6. Have you had outdoor sex on camping, hiking, skiing, boating vacation?

Jayden: Camping, for sure. And I gave Richard a blow job on a hike once.

Richard: Yep.

Bonus:  Do you pack sex toys, lubes (3.4 oz bottles or less), etc when you fly? Do you think about TSA finding them? Has TSA ever found them and questioned you about your sexual aids or displayed them? Tell us about it.

Jayden: Yes, I’ve taken sex toys, but I haven’t been stopped. It does make me nervous to think of TSA finding them, though!

Richard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVJzwgqZ9U

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TMI Tuesday: June 4, 2013

Posted on June 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s main TMI Tuesday questions are brought to us by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?
1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?

There’s probably some beer in there. Likely a bottle of wine.

2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?

There is some ice cream. There are cookies I baked a couple weeks ago.

3. Any really old bottles of condiments?

Nope. We got rid of them when we moved.

4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?

Yes! We have our emergency frozen pizza!

5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?

No, shouldn’t be. We keep a good handle on that for the most part.

6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably don’t?

Probably nothing special. Lots of ice packs because Jayden is often injured, haha.

Bonus:  In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?

Jayden: I feel like I must have used a cucumber or something, but I can’t remember anything specific.

Richard: I masturbated someone else with a wine bottle once.

Bonus, bonus:  We’re curious, how many phallic-shaped foods are in your refrigerator?

There is definitely a cucumber in there. Probably nothing else.

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TMI Tuesday: May 28, 2013

Posted on May 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thanks to A Tale of Bi and Bi for this week’s humor focused TMI Tuesday questions.

Tickle my funny bone

1. Have you ever laughed during sex? Tell us about it.

Jayden: I have. I wish I could remember a specific time, but I know it’s happened before.

Richard: Lots of times. No specific memories.

2. How important is a sense of humor to you?

Jayden: Very important. If we can’t laugh together, I can’t imagine being happy.

Richard: I am not a very funny person, despite what Jayden says.

3. Have you ever thought something was funny when your lover did not? Tell us what it was…

Jayden: I don’t remember. Sorry!

Richard: Yes, but again I don’t remember specifics.

4. Are pranks funny? Have you ever fallen victim to a prank? Tell us what happened.

Jayden: Sometimes they can be. Pranks need to be harmless, though. It shouldn’t be something that is physically or emotionally painful.

Richard: I think pranks are less funny and more fun in a competitive sense. Can I rearrange your whole room in the time it takes you to go to the bathroom? Can you hide your stuff well enough that I can’t move it while I get the popcorn?

5. What is your favorite kind of humor? (a complete list can be found at: http://www.dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/

Jayden: Blue. I like sexual humor.

Richard: Puns. I didn’t even read your list, the answer is puns.

Bonus: Tell us an embarrassing and/or funny moment you experienced with a lover.

Jayden: The first time Richard and I were alone and having sex, we went to have anal. He had to stop because I needed to clean out. It was super embarrassing, but he was very upfront about it and it wasn’t a big deal. I got cleaned up and we had great sex.

Richard: One time, a woman’s hymen stuck to my penis. I disposed of it without telling her until like a month later.

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