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You know how there are sex toy stores that have viewing rooms where one can go to view porn privately, right? Those are the types of places where people rent the room, and you know that they are doing it so that they can jerk off. That’s fine. That’s private, you (hopefully) clean up after yourself, and everything is good.
Our store doesn’t have that kind of space!
So let me tell you what a shock it was on a random Monday morning to find someone looking at magazines and jerking off to them.
I walked back there to make sure he didn’t need any help as he had been in the back a while, and what I found was that he was standing in the aisle with his fly down and his cock out stroking.
“Dude,” I shouted.
“Huh, what?” he said. He hadn’t even heard me approaching, and let me tell you that I tend to approach loudly so as not to sneak up on people. I don’t want to surprise anyone, but I surprised him.
“You can’t do that here,” I said.
“Do what?” he asked, and he actually let go of his penis and stood there with it sticking out at me.
Now I like men, and I like penises, but this was wholly inappropriate.
“If you don’t stick your penis back in your pants and leave right now, I’m going to have to call the police and have you arrested for indecent exposure,” I said. I was doing my best impression of someone tough. I am not particularly tough, but that was the impression I needed to give.
“But this isn’t a public place.”
“Well, see, it kind of is. You aren’t renting this space. It’s a public space that anyone over a certain age can access, but it’s still a public space.
He stared at me for what felt like forever but was probably only a few seconds, and then he put his penis away. Thank goodness.
“Goodbye now,” I said, and I watched as he left the building.
As the adrenaline pumping through my body slowed, I couldn’t help but feel at least slightly exhilarated by the experience. In truth, it might have been kind of hot to watch someone masturbating, if only it had been in a slightly more appropriate location.
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