Guilty Pleasures – Part 2

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As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post (part 2)!

Description from Good Reads: Anita Blake is small, dark, and dangerous. Her turf is the city of St. Louis. Her job: re-animating the dead and killing the undead who take things too far. But when the city’s most powerful vampire asks her to solve a series of vicious slayings, Anita must confront her greatest fear—her undeniable attraction to master vampire Jean-Claude, one of the creatures she is sworn to destroy…

Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 24-end)

Guilty Pleasures is the kickoff to an amazing series. I can’t say enough good things about this book. As a kink blogger, there isn’t anything really sexual in this novel, but there is certainly enough to keep me engaged and entertained, nonetheless. I highly recommend this book! I think in the last decade or so, the trope of vampires and werewolves got muddied by Twilight, but this is so far off of that. Very real emotions, very adult content. Love it!

Here is the link to my very rough notes about the second half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you have read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

Guilty Pleasures – Part 1 – Sexy Story

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As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is a sexy story!

Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 1-23)

There’s nothing kinky going on (yet). From what I recall in my previous read-throughs, there’s more sex the further into the series we get. So still light on the sex. There’s definitely a bit of sexual tension throughout the book so far, and there’s a strip scene!

I haven’t been to a strip club in a long time, but I can imagine that vampire strippers would be a fun thing.

It’s dark. So dark. I strain my eyes, but it doesn’t make them adjust to the darkness any faster. The pulse of music comes from that darkness, and the press of bodies behind me pushes me in faster than I’m comfortable moving in the dark, and I stumble. If it weren’t for the strong arm that grabs me, I know I would have ended up falling. Instead, I find myself in the arms of a man who doesn’t look particularly muscular, but he’s holding me with no effort.

“Are you okay?” he asks, his mouth so close to my ear I can feel his breath on my skin.

I nod, my voice lost.

He pulls me away from the pulsing crowd deeper into the club. “Are you meeting someone?”

I nod again.

“Do you see them?”

I look around but shake my head. I think I’m the first to arrive. There’s a pause, and I can feel my heart racing. I want to know what he’s thinking. Is he thinking that I would make a tasty snack? He must be a vampire, after all. He might not be super muscular, but he’s very sexy, and we’re in a vampire strip club. He’s wearing faux leather pants and a matching vest. I want to run my tongue along the cut of his abs. He’s sleek and svelte. I want to touch him. But a voice in the back of my mind reminds me that you don’t touch the strippers, though his hands are still holding me up.

“Let’s get you a table then,” he says, and he guides me toward a special table that says RESERVED in large black letters on a white card.

“I don’t think–”

“This is my table,” he says. “I can give it to anyone I want.”

I nod, “Thank you,” I say. The table is certainly large enough for my three friends and me. Where are they anyway?

“What can I get you to drink?” he asks, and then it dawns on me. He isn’t a stripper. He’s a server. And he’s going to be stopping by my table all night. I feel my cheeks redden, and I am so glad that I’m sitting down now because my knees are suddenly very weak.

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back next week for Part 2 of Guilty Pleasures!

The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

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September 4 question – Since it’s back to school time, let’s talk English class. What’s a writing rule you learned in school that messed you up as a writer?

Jayden: I can’t think of anything off the top of my head. I know I had teachers who *insisted* that we write an outline for everything. That works for me for essays, but it doesn’t work when I’m writing fiction. I tried really hard for a while and found I just can’t do it. I do, however, outline after the fact, which might sound silly, but it helps me keep track of details.

Richard: Take yourself out of your writing as much as possible. If you like something, cut it. Find the parts of your story you dislike and spend as much time on them as possible.

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TMI Tuesday: September 3rd

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TMI Tuesday: June 4, 2013

Posted on June 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s main TMI Tuesday questions are brought to us by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

A woman doing yoga is in my refrigerator

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?
1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?

There’s probably some beer in there. Likely a bottle of wine.

2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?

There is some ice cream. There are cookies I baked a couple weeks ago.

3. Any really old bottles of condiments?

Nope. We got rid of them when we moved.

4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?

Yes! We have our emergency frozen pizza!

5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?

No, shouldn’t be. We keep a good handle on that for the most part.

6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably don’t?

Probably nothing special. Lots of ice packs because Jayden is often injured, haha.

Bonus:  In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?

Jayden: I feel like I must have used a cucumber or something, but I can’t remember anything specific.

Richard: I masturbated someone else with a wine bottle once.

Bonus, bonus:  We’re curious, how many phallic-shaped foods are in your refrigerator?

There is definitely a cucumber in there. Probably nothing else.

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Guilty Pleasures – Part 1

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As I mentioned about a month ago, I am reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, which starts with Guilty Pleasures. I’m reading about 175 pages a week. Each week, I’ll be bringing you two posts: a review of the book and a related kinky post. This is my review of the book post!

Description from Good Reads: Anita Blake is small, dark, and dangerous. Her turf is the city of St. Louis. Her job: re-animating the dead and killing the undead who take things too far. But when the city’s most powerful vampire asks her to solve a series of vicious slayings, Anita must confront her greatest fear—her undeniable attraction to master vampire Jean-Claude, one of the creatures she is sworn to destroy…

Guilty Pleasures (Chapters 1-23)

I wish that I could forget everything about Anita Blake and get introduced to her all over again. It’s so much fun to meet a new character. Alas, my poor memory is not that poor, so I do remember some basic details. For the sake of my readers who are new to Anita, I will do my best not to include any notes that come from later books.

Meeting Anita and learning about her in this book is so much fun. Guilty Pleasures is already compelling and action-packed. I want to finish reading the book so I can find out how Anita manages to scrape her way out of the jam she’s in after 23 chapters. One of the fun parts about the series (for me) is that it seems unlikely Anita will die any time soon (though I have seen a novel where a first-person narrator did die in the book!), but there are so many other people at risk. What I love about Anita so far is that she is very loyal to her friends. That comes up a lot in this first half of the book. No amount of money will convince her to do this job she doesn’t want to do, but when her friend is threatened, she will not back down until she makes sure that her friend is safe.

Here is the link to my very rough notes about the first half of the book, including notes on characters and plot. It’s mostly for me, but if you had read it in the past and just need a refresher, it would suffice, though it doesn’t read nicely!

Hope you enjoy this foray into the world of Anita Blake! What else are you reading? Come back later this week for some kinky musings!

TMI Tuesday: August 27th, 2024

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TMI Tuesday: May 28, 2013

Posted on May 28, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Thanks to A Tale of Bi and Bi for this week’s humor focused TMI Tuesday questions.

Tickle my funny bone

funny bone

1. Have you ever laughed during sex? Tell us about it.

Jayden: I have. I wish I could remember a specific time, but I know it’s happened before.

Richard: Lots of times. No specific memories.

2. How important is a sense of humor to you?

Jayden: Very important. If we can’t laugh together, I can’t imagine being happy.

Richard: I am not a very funny person, despite what Jayden says.

3. Have you ever thought something was funny when your lover did not? Tell us what it was…

Jayden: I don’t remember. Sorry!

Richard: Yes, but again I don’t remember specifics.

4. Are pranks funny? Have you ever fallen victim to a prank? Tell us what happened.

Jayden: Sometimes they can be. Pranks need to be harmless, though. It shouldn’t be something that is physically or emotionally painful.

Richard: I think pranks are less funny and more fun in a competitive sense. Can I rearrange your whole room in the time it takes you to go to the bathroom? Can you hide your stuff well enough that I can’t move it while I get the popcorn?

5. What is your favorite kind of humor? (a complete list can be found at: http://www.dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/

Jayden: Blue. I like sexual humor.

Richard: Puns. I didn’t even read your list, the answer is puns.

Bonus: Tell us an embarrassing and/or funny moment you experienced with a lover.

Jayden: The first time Richard and I were alone and having sex, we went to have anal. He had to stop because I needed to clean out. It was super embarrassing, but he was very upfront about it and it wasn’t a big deal. I got cleaned up and we had great sex.

Richard: One time, a woman’s hymen stuck to my penis. I disposed of it without telling her until like a month later.

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TMI Tuesday: August 20th, 2024

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TMI Tuesday: May 21, 2013

Posted on May 20, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is here again! Thank you to blogger sweetendirty.wordpress.com for this week’s fun questions.

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Who’s Counting?

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1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number or people you have been with?

Jayden: Not at all. I had a list once upon a time, but that was more than two decades ago.

Richard: I did at one point, but not anymore. I could probably make one if I needed to.

2. To get specific, How many people have you –

a. slept with
b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)
c. given oral to
d. received oral from

Jayden: I couldn’t even estimate.

Richard: I would say a,c, and d would all be within or two of each other and probably around 10. B would be a couple lower since a few of those were just hookups

3. What is the most amount of people you have been with at one time? (twosome, threesome, foursome, etc)

Jayden: 6, including me (and Richard)

Richard: Same (if we’re counting that). I feel like that was more “people in the same room having sex” than “all having sex together” though. I was going to say four.

4. Have you ever had multiple partners in the same day, just different times? (One person in the morning, another at lunch, and one at dinner, etc)

Jayden: I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of a specific time.

Richard: (Jayden is blocking out all the times she had terrible sex she had with her ex husband a couple hours after having good sex with me.) (Jayden: Oh yeah. Definitely. Whoops…)

Yes, but not much of a story. Sometimes you’re seeing multiple people and have sex with one in the afternoon and one in the evening. I don’t think I ever got above two in a day. Now I kind of want to do a wacky rom-com “OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY SCHEDULED SIX PEOPLE FOR SEX IN FOUR HOURS!” thing.

Bonus: Describe your best multiple person encounter, either something that actually happened or one that you would want to happen. Or both. 😉

Jayden: A fantasy I have looooong had was a gang bang. Me, tied up and used by many men (women are welcome, too, but I just love dick so much). I 100% would not be able to walk afterward. I saw it in a porn once and can’t get the image out of my head decades later.

Richard: I was dating a girl who was local for college, but whose family lived out of state. She had a cnc/gangbang fantasy, so when she came back from Christmas break one year, I told her to let herself into my apartment, but that I would be running “errands” (I think I was actually hiding in a closet, or maybe just around the block). When she got inside there were directions on the bed to leave the doors unlocked, clean herself up, strip, get out a couple toys, lay down, and put on a blindfold. I let her sit and stew for a couple minutes, and then texted another couple we played with a few times to come in. They came in and felt her up a little, slapped her a few times with a paddle, etc. When she realized there was at least one person who wasn’t me, she got soaked pretty quickly. We played with her for a minute or two more before I ordered her to roll over (as much to let her know I was there as to reposition her) and had the other couple spitroast her while I took some pictures. We fucked her for a couple minutes (it’s kind of awkward to get two dicks and a strapon in one person) before pairing off to finish.

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TMI Tuesday: August 13th, 2024

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TMI Tuesday: May 14, 2013

Posted on May 13, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Navigating Sex

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1. Answer Yes or No:

Jayden/Richard
I Regret My First Kiss No/No
I Miss My First Love No/Yes
I Married My First Love No/No
I Loved Someone That Didn’t Love Me Yes/Yes

2. Do you consider yourself monogamous or polyamorous or some other category which you will explain or define for us now?

Jayden: Monogamish. We’re only seeing each other, but we accidentally had an orgy once…

Richard: I grope dudes sometimes.

3. Your partner is in the mood for sex and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!

Jayden: c. I would be honest with Richard. In the end, I’m a sub, so if Richard wants it, he gets it. That said, he’s super respectful of me, and if I’m really not up for it, he’ll respect that. But I like getting used by him when I’m sleepy, so…

Richard: I guess b is closest. Sometimes I’m tired, but tell Jayden I could probably do it if she gets me wound up a little.

4. Does your partner mind if you masturbate, in bed, when they are there?

Jayden: He doesn’t, but I don’t do it.

Richard: I think Jayden would mind, but I also do not.

5. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have occasionally introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner

Jayden: c. I’ll try pretty much anything.

Richard: c.

Bonus: What was your best ever masturbation experience. Why was it the best? Describe.

Jayden: That’s a great question that I don’t have a great answer to. I’m not sure there are any super-memorable masturbation stories. Oh wait, I have one. When I was driving up to meet Richard ~6 hours away, I pulled off at a gas station late at night to get a snack and masturbated (at his direction) in the dark parking lot. Very, very hot.

Richard: I think my best would just be a time I came really hard. I can’t think of any specific ones, but I assume it was one time when I was playing with a partner long distance.

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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

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August 7 question – Do you use AI in your writing and if so how? Do you use it for your posts? Incorporate it into your stories? Use it for research? Audio?

Jayden: Nope. I haven’t used it at all, and I don’t plan to. I wish that it were different. I have some friends who use AI art to make social media posts. But I have a lot of artist friends, and my understanding is that they used other people’s art to base the AI art off of without credit. I can’t get behind that. Given my lack of social media posting, I wonder if AI art would help me, but I just…can’t.

Richard: I’m going to assume this question is about generative AI, since AFAIK just about everyone uses at least a spellchecker. I don’t use generative AI in my writing since, for all the headlines it’s grabbing, it still sucks. Also, less fun. If I wanted to not write, I would just not write. I’m sure crafting the prompts carefully and stuff is fun for some people, but not what I’m into.

Drop a link to your IWSG post in the comments so we can come check it out!

TMI Tuesday: August 6th, 2024

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TMI Tuesday: May 7, 2013

Posted on May 6, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s TMI Tuesday celebrates one of my favorite hobbies…masturbation.

Masturbation Month 2013

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1. My favorite place to masturbate is ________ ?

Jayden: The bathtub. I haven’t in a while, but it’s hot.

Richard: The bedroom, but that’s really more of a default than a favorite.

2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?

Jayden: I have. I did it at the planetarium under a coat once many, many years ago. I’m sure there have been other items, but that one comes to mind.

Richard: I have a vague memory of trying to do it in line at a themepark when I was young and dumb and horny. I think it lasted about 5 seconds before I realized that just because I didn’t have my dick out it wasn’t that sneaky.

3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?

Jayden: Not particularly. I like touching my partner when we’re together.

Richard: I find it kind of awkward, honestly.

4. When was the last time you masturbated?

Jayden: Uhh, I couldn’t tell you, honestly. Probably not since Richard was away for a week or so.

Richard: Sometime in the last week or so. Even though Jayden is very available and fun to fuck, it’s still nice to just take care of myself once in a while.

5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

Jayden: Yes, many times when I was too young to be doing it, for sure. And I’m sure I did some in college, too.

Richard: Sure.

6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?

Jayden: It’s a rare, but sometimes thing I like.

Richard: Not particularly. Again, seems kind of awkward.

Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?

Jayden: I have I’m sure, but I couldn’t actually find a file.

Richard: I don’t think I’ve ever recorded it, only done it live on a video call or whatever.

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Reading Fun!

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Laurell K. Hamilton has long been one of my favorite authors. I couldn’t tell you when I started reading the Anita Blake series, but it’s probably been at least two decades. Every time a new book comes out, I want to read it, but then I realize that I have a terrible memory, and I don’t remember what happened in the previous 10, 15, 20 books. So I start back at the beginning. And don’t get me wrong, the books are super compelling. Once I start reading, I can’t put them down. At one point, I only allowed myself to read/listen to them while I was working out to entice myself to do more exercise. But inevitably, life happens, and I have to read a book for school or book club, or something catches my eye, and I get distracted. Often, I find that I can’t keep reading them because I get too absorbed and neglect things I need to be getting done.

I was explaining this problem to a friend of mine a few months back, and they said, “You need to keep a cheat sheet of what happened in the books so you don’t have to start over every time you get distracted.” (That is definitely not an accurate quote because I didn’t write it down at the time, and, as mentioned, my memory is poor, but I don’t think they’ll mind me sightly misquoting them.)

So then I realized that if I was going to re-read the whole series and take notes on the books so that I didn’t have to re-read again if I got distracted, why not share that with the world? And by the world, I mean my blog readers. Hey, Anita Blake is very much kinky. So here we go! In one month, I’m going to start posting multiple times per week. Consistently! My goal is to read about half a book per week, so about 175 pages/week or 25 pages per day. (Some of the longer books, I’ll break into smaller chunks.)

Each week, there will be two posts. The first will be a non-spoilery review and a link to the notes I took as I read the book for memory-purposes. I’ll be honest. The link to the notes will be mostly for me, so it’s going to be rough. Don’t expect anything polished here! The second post will be a related kinky story, info share, or similar that relates to the book.

I’m going to do this either way, but I’d love to have some company! If you want to get ahead, feel free to start reading now, or you can time yourself to my blogs to start September 1st! Happy reading!

And in the meantime, what are you reading?

TMI Tuesday: June 11th, 2024

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TMI Tuesday: April 16, 2013

Posted on April 15, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex sex and more sex

1. Have you ever considered yourself completely sexually satisfied?
(Thank you Sex in Words for this question)
Jayden: Yes. Sometimes I even get sore and don’t want more.
Richard: Yeah. Sometimes I’m done and ready for snuggle naps.

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The Insecure Writer’s Support Group #IWSG

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The Insecure Writer's Support Group

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June 5 question – In this constantly evolving industry, what kind of offering/service do you think the IWSG should consider offering to members?

Jayden: Is there a way to give me more time to devote to blogging? I’ve, as always, bitten off more than I can chew in terms of my time commitments, so I don’t get done with everything I’d like to. I don’t know what IWSG can do about it, but it’s my single biggest challenge…which might be the thing. If you scroll back through my blog, you’ll notice that we’re mostly consistent with IWSG, we’re great with the A to Z Blog Challenge, and the rest of the time, we’re totally inconsistent. More challenges/prompts?

TMI Tuesday: May 21st, 2024

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TMI Tuesday: April 9, 2013

Posted on April 8, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

I found inspiration for this week’s questions from my readings around the web. (Thank you Feedly for making reading my blogs and fave websites easy and fun again.)

If, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
Jayden: A, but can I have thicker hair instead? Or more hair? Or both. My hair is so thin, I look bald.
Richard: B. My skin is awful. It wouldn’t just make me prettier, it would legitimately make me more comfortable and remove simplify my life

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
Jayden: We did a lot of spring cleaning already, so probably not much.
Richard didn’t answer, but Jayden thinks he would throw out *everything*

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
Jayden: Something near the water.
Richard: Something underwater.

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?
Jayden: Nope
Richard: No

Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?
Jayden: Hot tamale
Richard: I’m going to say “The Shelf” just to spite Jayden who says my butt can’t hold things up.

Spankification: Types of Spanked Butts by Dioneo Daspanca, 2011

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Hallmark: May Day 2

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Finishing up May Day with one Sunday left. I think I’d like to get back to the “main” story after spending the last two months meandering.
~Richard

Arnold panted and slowly pulled back from Hannah’s mouth as she pouted.

“Sorry, Mark said I can’t give you any cum. He has something special planned for you.”

Mark also pulled out, grinning and helping her back upright. “Have fun, you two love birds,” he said, taking Hannah’s hand and leading her out of the clearing and onto a trail.

Arnold walked over to Chelsea and pulled the ribbon over her mouth to the side.

“So, how much trouble am I in?” he asked.

She snarled and snapped at his fingers.

“Mark said something like this might happen. You really do go feral when you’re tied up and horny.”

Chelsea growled again. “If you ever tie me up and fuck another woman again, you’ll be throwing out your chastity cages because we’ll be exploring castration play.”

Mark took half a step back, “You don’t really mean that…”

“Don’t I? How much has your ‘bro’ told me about the stupid shit we did in college?”

“Not that much, but I really doubt you literally cut a guy’s dick off.”

Chelsea raised an eyebrow. “Pray you never have to find out.”

Arnold dropped down to one knee, “And what can I do to placate your wrath for this afternoon, my Queen?”

“Your worthless cock smells like whore, so I guess we’ll be using your mouth. Crawl over here.”

As Arnold followed her order, Chelsea started wriggling. First her right arm, then her left managed to pop free from the ties while leaving the ribbons intact.

“Could you have gotten out all along?” he asked from her feet.

“You think you three idiots can actually tie me down? Mark’s knots are as loose as his toy’s cunt, and I’m pretty sure he ties her shoes for her.”

Arnold giggled a little despite himself. “I think that’s part of their role play, not a necessity, Mistress.”

Chelsea managed to extricate one of her feet and planted it between his shoulder blades, pressing down to relieve some pressure and wriggle out her other foot.

“Less sassing, more lashing,” she ordered, wrapping her legs around his head and tugging his face to her cunt.

She moaned as he dug in, tongue dragging up and down her pussy lips in long, firm strokes, his hands up and squeezing her ass to get the perfect angle.

“Fuck,” she gasped. “This isn’t going to take long, I was real wound up from your little show.”

Arnold moaned and moved up a little to suck on her clit as she squeezed her thighs tighter around his head. 

He groaned again, trying to stay focused on his work as she nearly suffocated him.

“You can tap out any time,” she said. “But if you don’t finish, I’ll make you eat Mark’s load out of my ass. I know you hate that.”

Arnold whimpered and pressed his tongue inside her folds, working as hard as he could.

“Mmmmm, good boy. You take such good care of me. Almost… almost…. fuck… right there!”

He sucked hard on her clit, the pressure driving her over the edge and sending a flood of liquid into his mouth. She let her legs drop, and he fell back onto all fours, panting.

“Get me the rest of the way out of here,” she said after he looked back up. He quickly got her out of the rest of the ribbon, and she took his hand, hustling down a path and through the woods to the next clearing, where Hannay was bound to a pole. Satisfied she wouldn’t try to escape, Mark had only wrapped one ribbon around her, but she was ringed in with bodies instead. A dozen men circled around her, jerking their cocks as she stared at them, tongue lolling out.

“Give it to me, boys! I’m supposed to have a white dress if I’m the May Queen, but you can at least paint me white.”

Chelsea gave Arnold a little swat on the butt. “Get in there, otherwise you’re going to have such a case of blue balls even I’ll feel bad.

He ran into a place in the circle, stroking his cock for only a few seconds before popping off and spraying the first ropes across Hannah’s tits. Once he did, the others followed in short succession, cumshot after cumshot plastering her. Chelsea caught Mark’s eye when he glanced over his shoulder with a smirk, shaking her head as he walked right up to Hannah and delivered his load into her waiting mouth.

Come back next week for more!

Hallmark: Mother’s Day

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Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms reading this! Hannah’s probably pregnant after this. I don’t really know where this fits in with the main story, so consequences be damned!
~Richard

“Bend over, Hannah,” Arnold said, trying to put steel into his voice and making it most of the way to aluminum. She glanced over at Mark, and he nodded.

Arnold quickly stripped down, revealing his cock at full hardness. Mark did the same, watching with a smirk on his face.

“I assume you’d rather take her pussy,” Arnold said.

Mark grinned and rubbed his cock over Hannah’s soaking pussy lips as she thrust her ass out as far as she could, bent out the waist, looking up at Arnold. He put his cock in front of her face, and she gave it a light kiss just below the head.

Mark thrust forward, shoving her head against Arnold’s crotch. He reached down and slipped her hair out of the way as she ran her tongue up his shaft with a moan, wet heat coating his skin.

“You know what would really piss her off?” asked Mark.

“More than us spit-roasting your girlfriend while she’s tied up?” asked Arnold, speaking as slowly and evenly as he could as Hannah started to build her rhythm.

“Yeah. She sort of likes denial. A little. Secretly. But she hates when we do ‘stupid bro shit.’”

“She does. Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?”

Mark held up one hand, “You know it, bro!”

They high-fived over Hannah’s back as she opened her mouth wide, taking most of Arnold’s cock in while she wriggled her ass to get Mark deeper.

“Wait, I can make this even broier!”

“How, bro?”

“Bro fist, bro!”

“Hell yeah, bro! Gimme those knux!”

They fist bumped, their knuckles coming together as their hips both hit Hannah from opposite sides, forcing both of their full lengths into her.

Chelsea screamed into the ribbon and struggled against her bonds, glaring at the back of Arnold’s head.

“I shouldn’t look right now, should I?” he asked.

“No, you’d probably go soft from fear, but it’s okay. I. Love. That. Look.” Mark said, punctuating each word with another hard thrust into Hannah, who moaned in between gags from deepthroating Arnold.

I appreciate Jayden occasionally letting me turn her smut blog into weird comedy. Kinda short this week since we were running around visiting moms all day. I will probably finish this scene next weekend.

Hallmark: May Day

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I lied, we’re not doing any of those things! The whole point (that I admittedly got away from) was that this was going to be holiday-themed smut. May Day was last week, and that’s a great holiday to write smut about! There’s a phallic symbol, ribbons/ropes for bondage, and some fertility going on. So, here we go, the gang celebrates May Day!
~Richard

Chelsea wriggled her ankles and wrists, making sure the bonds were nice and tight. “I can’t believe I let you talk me into this,” she said. 

Mark grinned and slapped Arnold on the back, “It was all Arnie’s idea. Really, I think it’s rather devious,” he wiped a fake tear from his eye. “He’s growing up so fast.”

“But this is the boring kind of bondage! The kind where you spend all this time tying me up and stuff just so I’m inaccessible! It’s like… I dunno, backward Christmas or something. Imagine if you came down on Christmas morning and had a bunch of presents under the tree, and instead of opening them, you had to wrap them up and not touch them all day.”

Hannah giggled, “Sounds to me like the present is the one complaining here. The rest of us are unwrapped and going to have lots of fun.

Chelsea pouted and rolled her eyes. “This is clearly more your kind of thing. Why aren’t you the one up here?”

“Because Arnie wanted it to be you, and Daddy likes it when you get all frustrated and squirmy.”

“We have to do what Arnold wants sometimes. It’s not fair that he’s always the one getting caged and cucked and teased…” said Mark.

“I do regret it a little bit,” Arnold said, walking over to her. “You look amazing in that outfit.” He traced a hand over the fabric vine running across Chelsea’s breast, barely covering her nipples. He’d found it online as a fae queen outfit, the sort of thing that covered only a few bits to make the rest seem even more enticing. The rest were simply naked, save for flower crowns that Hannah had made.

“If you want to punish him later, he did keep part of it from you,” Mark said, holding up a whip with a green tail and a red rose-shaped pommel.

“Using that on your ass might make it worth it,” Chelsea said, giving Arnold a glare. He gulped but couldn’t help from grinning as his cock twitched a little. “Now that I get a present when you three are done, I think we should get started.”

They laughed and picked up the ribbons, running from the top of the pole. They slowly circled around her, the ribbon wrapping around the pole until Arnold’s strand crossed over her forehead. They made it another revolution, Hannah’s covering one of her eyes, before Mark’s wrapped over her mouth. 

“Breathing okay?” he asked.

She grunted in the affirmative and nodded her head as best she could. On the next pass, he put a small bell in her hands, something she could drop if she needed out.

She let out a soft moan as Hannah’s next pass slid over her neck, providing just the right amount of light pressure to make her rub her thighs together. Hannah giggled as she made another loop around, her ribbon falling between Chelsea’s breasts, making both of them stand out all the more.

A few more wraps brought Mark between her legs. He came in close, kissing up the side of her neck while he lifted her thigh slightly with one hand, feeling the wetness there.

“And you said you didn’t like this kind of bondage,” he said, slipping his ribbon under her leg and pulling it up a little. The red fabric lifted up the already short skirt of her dress, revealing her pale skin underneath, before pulling taut against her pussy lips, drawing a whine from her.

“There we go, just grind on that if you get too frustrated.”

“Canf I cumfff?” Chelsea asked, muffled but not totally by the ribbon.

“What do you two think?”

Hannah giggled and shook her head.

Arnold looked into her eyes, almost withering under her gaze, his cheeks blazing red. But he shook his head.

“Oooh, he really is getting into it. Maybe you’ll be in chastity next, birdie.”

Chelsea just growled.

A few more loops had her thoroughly locked in place, and Mark tied the lines together at the base of the pole.

“Alright, this is your scene, what’s next, A-Man?”

Hope you enjoyed! We’ll probably be here most of the month. I’m going to go play with Jayden after she posts this. I think she feels similarly about this kind of bondage to Chelsea, but I’m sure she’ll be nice and wet after she reads it.

A to Z Challenge Reflections

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Well, another A to Z Blog Challenge has come and gone. I’m both sad to see it go and happy that it’s over. As always, I had hoped to have my posts pre-written and maybe even scheduled before April started. As it turned out, I had the first few written, but by the second week, I was winging it. That said, I am proud that I had every day’s post scheduled for midnight(ish) the following day, and I didn’t miss a day! I even posted on Sunday, though Richard wrote the posts.

I am very happy to be in May now, even though I lost my 34 day posting streak yesterday. Ah well. Maybe I’ll start posting daily and build that streak back up. I don’t know if it’s worth it to try, but you never know. Short posts are fun, at least. I enjoy reading others’ short posts.

If you did the A to Z Challenge, please drop your blog link in the comments so I can come check it out now that things are starting to settle down! As for me, I am going to go off and enjoy a quiet evening with my neglected cross stitch and catching up on some TV.

~Jayden

Did you miss my A to Z posts? You can read them in any order, but here’s the first one for 2024.

You thought I was going to bail…

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Didn’t you?

But nope! Here I am, keeping the streak alive.

Richard and I had a rare Friday evening with no particular plans. Should we have been unboxing things in our new house? Probably. But instead, we went on a date to see The Fall Guy. It was a rare movie that we BOTH enjoyed—quite a bit, I might add! It was very funny but with a great storyline and an amazing cast. I highly recommend it!

Keeping the Streak…

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So thanks mostly to the A to Z Challenge (and Richard’s Sunday meet-cutes), I have over 30 days in a row of blog posts. I thought about letting it go today, but then I decided that no, I would really like to keep the streak going. I don’t know what exactly will happen or how long it will last, but I think I want to at least try to keep posting daily.

Things have been crazy busy in our personal lives, and kink has largely fallen by the wayside. I was very excited to get a short scene in the other night, though. Richard spent the evening while I was out texting me sexy things, leading to instructions to come directly to the bedroom when I got home and masturbate. I wish I were more surprised when he jumped out of the closet, but it was still sexy as hell. I have to admit that I was very close to orgasm from the slightest touch because I was so wound up. It was very fun, and may turn into a better story sometime. What have you done that’s kinky lately?