Would you rather:

Have sex with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth?

Jayden: This is tough. Bad breath and BO are both awful. I guess someone who never brushes their teeth. We can just…not kiss?

Richard: Never brushes their teeth because I could always put them in a gag or a hood or something.

Only have sex in the shower for the rest of your life or only have sex on the floor for the rest of your life?

Jayden: On the floor. I’m liable to slip in the shower and get hurt.

Richard: Floor, because we could have a designated area for sex that we kept clean and put a mat down on.

Cry every time you had sex or burp every time someone kissed you?

Jayden: Cry every time I had sex. Who knows, maybe it’s a good cry?

Richard: Cry every time I had sex. I don’t want to burp in my partner’s face. That’s much more awkward.

Find out the last person you had sex with was your long lost cousin or that the person you last had sex with was a brutal serial killer?

Jayden: I guess long lost cousin. We aren’t having kids anyway!

Richard: Cousin seems more stable for a long term relationship, but serial killer is hotter for a hookup.

Bonus: Would you rather always say what you are thinking or never be able to speak again?

Jayden: Oh damn. I couldn’t not speak, so I guess I’d go with always say what I’m thinking.

Richard: Always say what I was thinking. I’d probably get fired from my job, but I bet I could work the talk show circuit and write a book about it.

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