Hello readers! We’re back to post Bloganuary #9 on time!

So here is the next installment. Day :

Day 9: What do people incorrectly assume about you?

Jayden: People incorrectly see me as this innocent woman. I have always appeared to be young and naive, but in reality, I am a kinky slut. Choke me, beat me, force me, tease me. I’m 100% there for it, with the right partner *coughRichardcough*, of course. But my clothes hide the delicious bruises and marks, so no one realizes unless I share that part of my life.

Richard: Mine are all about cooking, and how I must be terrible at it as a white man. We had a jewelry party a few months ago, and the saleswoman had to be told like 5 times that I was doing the cooking, not Jayden. Then she called me Susie Homemaker. It was awful. A month or so later, we gave some sourdough starter to a woman, and she kept brushing me off (it’s my starter, I’ve been keeping it since before Jayden and I started dating) to ask Jayden questions about it, even after Jayden told her she should ask me. I also get told (by people who haven’t tasted it) that I don’t season food, because I’m white. I’M ITALIAN, WE HAVE A WHOLE SEASONING BLEND NAMED AFTER US! And I don’t use it, because I want to be able to adjust the ratios.

(Jayden: Richard’s cooking is amazing. I’d be eating MUCH blander and less satisfying food if he weren’t cooking for me. He deserves all the credit! <3)