The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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We fell wayyyy behind and then Richard got sick (nothing major; just a sinus infection), so here are my responses anyway! Maybe Richard will catch up sometime soon. 🙂

TMI Tuesday April Redux

April 3rd, 2012:

Sex on Fire

1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?

Jayden: Richard. I can’t resist him.

2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?
a. To feel happy
b. To learn
c. To relax, relieve tension
d. To orgasm

Jayden: d, of course. And maybe it’s to watch porn with Richard so we both get hot and bothered and then have sex, but the orgasm is an important part of that.

3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?

a. The star of the porn film–Doug Hardwicke or Fachina Istite
b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc.
c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work
d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots

Jayden: I like being watched, so I think I’d pick a, but I don’t ever feel like I’m attractive enough for that.

4. Right this very moment you are horny and are looking for a casual hookup for sex. Under which, of the following headings, would you place your ad?
(w=woman, m=man, t=transexual/transvestite)

w4m, m4w, m4m, w4w, t4m, m4t, w4t, t4w, t4mw, mw4t, mw4mw, mw4w, mw4m, w4mw, m4mw, w4ww, m4mm, ww4m mm4w m4ww, w4mm

Jayden: w4Richard. Sorry, Richard. I know it’s a lot of pressure, but I just love you. 😉

5. From now on, ’til the end of time you will be able to experience sexual pleasure via a single method. From the list below, choose that method. Why did you make that choice?

a. Vaginal penetration
b. Anal penetration
c. Masturbation with your fingers/hand
d. Masturbation with a single favorite sex toy. What is the toy?
e. Being masturbated (e.g. fingered, hand-job) by the fingers/hands of another person
f. Body Touching from another–full body massage, caressing, kneading, licking, sucking, biting, etc but no insertion of anything in any orifices.
g. Oral sex

Jayden: If f includes touching my clit, then that. Hands down. If not, then e.

Bonus: What’s the sexiest thing you did this past weekend? Got any pics or a vid? 😀 ;p

Jayden: No pics or vids, but Richard and I had a very nice sex where we kissed like a thousand times last night. Mmm. Kisses.

April 17th, 2012:

Illicit Skills

If you are hesitant about confessing crimes…lie…be creative.

1. Do you know how to pick a lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access?

Jayden: In theory, but I’ve never been successful at it, so no.

2. Do you know how to open a safe with a rotary combination lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access? What did you find?

Jayden: Only if I had the combination.

3. Have you ever made a copy of a key you were not supposed to have? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What were you looking for? Did you find it?

Jayden: I tried, but they wouldn’t make it. I just wanted access to my rehearsal space when it was closed.

4. Have you ever stolen or guessed a password? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What did you do?

Jayden: I think I guessed my ex’s once or twice? I forget why. Nothing nefarious. 

5. Do you know how to get data from a computer that requires a password you don’t know?

Jayden: Nope.

6. Do you know how to record a telephone call? Have you ever done so secretly? Did you hear anything interesting? What?

Jayden: I’m boring. Nope.

7. Have you ever used a webcam or nanny cam to photograph someone secretly?

Jayden: Nope.

8. Have you ever used an infrared camera to photograph someone secretly in the dark?

Jayden: Nope.

9. Have you ever learned anything important by deliberate eavesdropping?

Jayden: I’ve tried, but never learned anything.

10. Do you know how to hot-wire a car?

Jayden: Nope, but someone in my neighborhood does, because they stole 14 cars in one night!

Bonus: Have you ever been paid for your sexual skills? What skill(s) did you perform?

Jayden: I wasn’t paid in cash, but I had a boyfriend who would take me shopping if I had sex with him.

April 24th, 2012:

S-E-X again

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are on a subject near and dear to our hearts (and some other body parts, too). It’s all about SEX!…Yes, again.

1. What is your sexual personality?
a. The Controller – initiating sex, twisting your lover into positions you want, and driving scene play by play
b. Sex Slave – You love to be used and at the mercy of your lover. You don’t initiate but follow and do as you are told. You love to be used.
c. Daredevil – Sexual adventure and sexual thrills are what you are all about. You get off on the risk factor.
d. Subdued – Sex is a necessary part of the relationship so you are available when needed.

Jayden: b. Love to be used!

2. How many times have you sneaked away from party guests to have sex in another part of the party venue? Where did you sneak to? Were you ever caught? For example, at a wedding reception you sneaked to have sex in the coat room. At a party, you sneaked to have sex in a bathroom or closet.

Jayden: I can’t think of a time that I sneaked away from a party. It sounds like something I should add to my bucket list. 

3. Your sex partner that you are mad crazy for has requested you do one of the following, which one would you grant consent to do:
a. Bondage/light restraint with your hands, legs tied while having sex
b. A sexual spanking that leaves light marks
c. Record the two of you having sex
d. Have sex in a mirrored room where you can see yourselves having sex from every angle

Jayden: All of the above. I’d like d the least probably, but I’d do it for Richard, and have done pretty much all of them.

4. Do you act out your sexual fantasies (select one)? Why?
a. I act out all of my fantasies.
b. I act out many of my fantasies.
c. I act out some of my fantasies.
d. I act out very few of my fantasies.
e. I don’t act out any of my fantasies.
f. I don’t have any fantasies.

Jayden: (a). Richard is great at helping me fulfill my fantasies.

5. How important is sex in your life (select one)?
a. I could hardly survive without it.
b. It is very important.
c. It is somewhat important.
d. I could live without it.
e. If it were up to me, sex wouldn’t even exist!

Jayden: (a). I love sex. I’m sure I could exist without it, but I’d rather not.

Bonus: Finish the following phrase.

Sex is ______________ .

Jayden: always fun and exciting.

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