The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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TMI Tuesday: September 4, 2012

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

Cum, are you a fan?

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.

Jayden: Organization and spreadsheets

Richard: Swiss Army Knives

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?

Jayden: I don’t think so. Sex is a big part of love for me.

Richard:  No. I did turn down my first girlfriend the first time we started to have sex, but that was more of a nerves thing.

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you?

Jayden: I’m not super attracted to myself, but I might. I do have nice breasts.

Richard: Nah, it’d be more fun to high five a lot while we tag teamed Jayden.

4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.

Jayden: Not particularly, actually. It has its sexiness, but I don’t want it all over me, in general. The best part is that I love pleasing Richard, so of course it’s great in that respect, but I like to get cleaned up relatively quickly when we’re done.

Richard: It’s sticky and slimy and irritating and it gets everywhere.

5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking?

Jayden: Nope. If there’s a higher power that gave us this pleasure, they can watch all they want.

Richard: Sex isn’t even in the top 5 creepiest things I do for people to watch.

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.

Jayden: Richard woke me up in the middle of the night for sex. I love when he does that. So much need and desire is sexy.

Richard: Yeah, I was really horny, and I couldn’t go back to sleep with a hard on.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!