1. Which animal listed below represents your true sexual self?
a. Chipmunk – cute and cuddly
b. Monkey – all about being mischievousness
c. Tiger – I’ve earned my stripes
a) Definitely. I am the epitome of cute and cuddly. My partners often remark at how cute I am, and I am cuddly with literally everyone if I don’t hold myself back.
2. Your partner is in the mood for sexy fun and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!
It depends. It doesn’t happen often anymore, so I would lean toward C, but B is often the case as well. I love being woken up on a weekend by a nice massage… that leads to more.
3. Which of these sexual descriptive labels closely matches you?
a. Dominant
b. Submissive
c. Top
d. Bottom
e. Switch
f. Kinkster
e) Switch – but I lean more submissive than Dominant.
4. Would you rather have your enemy eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake getting swallowed up by earth?
Either is fine. But I do like sharks, so probably the earthquake.
5. For the next year, would you rather be dressed like a mime every day OR look normal but not be allowed to talk?
Dress like a mime! I am a chatterbox. I can’t help it!
Bonus: What’s the most beautiful word in the world?
Love. ❤
J R Vincente 