1. As the world deals with covid-19, are you masturbating more?
Nope. I’m locked in with multiple partners, so I have no need.
2. With stay-at-home orders and lock-downs, are you able to have more kinky fun at home?
Yes. Lots more. It’s wonderful. One bright spot.
3. Do you think you are watching more porn since you are home more?
Not really. A little bit because we’re kinkier.
4. Fill in the blank. “I am so sick of _____ .”
Not being able to go out and see my friends! I miss them terribly.
5. If this is your first time having an outside job with which you are now working from home, do you think you are more productive now versus when you were at the office?
Definitely less productive at home. I’m more distracted, and it’s not nearly as effective.
Bonus: Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)
When. If I knew how, I would be constantly worried about it. If I knew when, I would be able to really live life to the fullest (and spend that retirement savings early, haha!)