The author TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 10th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.
Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles.
All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.
1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?
Jayden: Can I say both? I want to say both. I like length that can hit my cervix and width that will stretch me out.
Richard: Having minimal experience, I’m going to say length. It just seems like there’s more to do with it, and it’s less likely to become uncomfortable.
2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?
Jayden: Nope. I’ve had bigger than I prefer, but I was able to handle it.
Richard: No. I’m clearly a total size queen. Or just only had like 3 normal sized dicks.
3. Best place to put a penis?
Jayden: In my pussy, but I would be sad if that was the only place Richard put it. 😉
Richard: In Jayden. Or on Jayden. Really anywhere Jayden related.
4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?
Jayden: Jerk off, 100%. I want to know what it feels like. And, let’s be real. I’m a pain slut, so I’m sure I would beg for some CBT.
Richard: Like, I only get my penis for another day, I get someone else’s penis, or I get a bonus penis? If bonus penis, I guess DP Jayden. If I’m about to lose my penis, I guess regular penetrate Jayden. If someone else with a penis shows up, probably suck it.
Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)
5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you
Jayden: All of the above. I want it all.
Richard: I no longer have a penis due to how unsexy this question is.
Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?
Jayden: Uhh. I haven’t named Richard’s penis except to say that it’s fucking perfect. It’s too big. It hits my cervix, stretches me out, gags me when I suck it, and I feel like I’m going to be broken in two when it’s in my ass. It is *exactly* what I want.
Richard: One of my partners called it, “The Majestic Curve”
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