The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.

TMI Tuesday: June 4, 2013

Posted on June 3, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s main TMI Tuesday questions are brought to us by virtualsin.wordpress.com.

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?
1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?

There’s probably some beer in there. Likely a bottle of wine.

2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?

There is some ice cream. There are cookies I baked a couple weeks ago.

3. Any really old bottles of condiments?

Nope. We got rid of them when we moved.

4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?

Yes! We have our emergency frozen pizza!

5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?

No, shouldn’t be. We keep a good handle on that for the most part.

6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably don’t?

Probably nothing special. Lots of ice packs because Jayden is often injured, haha.

Bonus:  In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?

Jayden: I feel like I must have used a cucumber or something, but I can’t remember anything specific.

Richard: I masturbated someone else with a wine bottle once.

Bonus, bonus:  We’re curious, how many phallic-shaped foods are in your refrigerator?

There is definitely a cucumber in there. Probably nothing else.

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