The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2013, and now we’re back on the same date, even (except we’re more than a few weeks behind. Oof.)! So here we are with an archived set of questions.TMI Tuesday: July 2, 2013

Posted on July 1, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

This TMI Tuesday let’s play sexy fill-in the blanks.

1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ .

For the first question, base it on the last 12 months. You may use the film rating system of your home country; be sure to define that rating for us.

Links:

British Board Film Classification

Motion Picture Association of America

Canada’s many classification boards – Motion Picture Association

Jayden: R – There are definitely some scenes that would make it sexy, and depending on how it was filmed, you could keep it rated R. If you filmed everything, though… it’d be a porn.

Richard: NC-17. Go big or go home.

2. I got a body for ____ and a face for ____ .

Jayden: I got a body for birthing children and a face for smiling.

3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl ____ .

Jayden: Touches me.

Richard: Desperately whines

4. Doing _____ naked makes me _____ .

Jayden: Snuggling naked makes me horny.

5. In the morning, I am always _____ .

Jayden: In the morning, I am always snuggly.

6. I would love to _____ in the _____ .

Jayden: I would love to have sex in the afternoon.

Richard: I would love to have better questions in the TMI Tuesday.

Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Examples:
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You’re about to get fisted

Jayden: Roses are red, violets are blue
I can’t wait to be kissed by you

Richard:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get on your knees
And lick my shoes

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