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TMI Tuesday: December 17, 2013

Posted on December 16, 2013 by TMI Tuesday blog

What do vibrators and Festivus have in common?

They are both the subject of this week’s TMI Tuesday.

1. If there is one saying you would put on a tee-shirt what is it?

Jayden: Fuck me harder. (Not really, because I wouldn’t wear that in public.)

Richard: I hate clothes.

2. If you were a vibrator, what speed would you be?

Jayden: High. I’m always moving.

Richard: Slow and rumbly. Just because I like the word rumbly.

3. If you were a vibrator, which description best fits you:
a. small but mighty
b. passion prober, gentle, easy, eventually gets you there
c. big, rugged, pulsating
d. jumping gyrator, feel it everywhere, you may go numb

Jayden: a, though I’d like to be a little smaller overall!

Richard: I guess C goes with my other answer.

4. You must give up a sex/kink act for the rest of your life. Which one of these will you give up? Was your decision hard or easy and why?
You will give up:
a. Giving oral sex
b. Spanking – giving or receiving
c. Receiving oral pleasure on your genitals
d. Receiving nipple play: nipples sucked/lick/kissed/fondled, etc.
e. French kissing aka soul kiss

Jayden: e. I like kissing, but it’s not my favorite thing on this list.

Richard: d. My nipples aren’t that exciting.

5. In 10 words or less tell us about your most recent sexual encounter.

Jayden: Richard is masterful at pleasure. I want more now, please.

Richard: Jayden got drunk, but wasn’t any sluttier.

Bonus: ‘Tis the season of Festivus, it is only 7 days away. The best Festivus tradition is to “Air your grievances.” We don’t have time to hear all of your grievances so tell us your #1 grievance. (Don’t know about Festivus? click here to learn more)

Jayden: Obviously we’re off season, but whatever. I’m down to share my #1 grievance. The state of the world is so fucked up. Why is compassion political? How do I teach people to care about others? Some people really need to go back to elementary school or something. 

Richard: Pants.

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