Dang it! We already missed the first one of the year. Ah well. Nowhere to go but up, as they say. A little late, but better than not at all.

Wishing All A Happy, Healthy, and Safe 2023. TMI Tuesday is up.

1. Who in your family is most likely to be attacked by a bear?

Jayden: If you count my family as me, Richard, and my daughter – Richard. He likes hiking slightly more than me, but the two of us go camping a lot.

If you count the family I grew up in, me. None of them are outdoorsy.

If you mean a bear, then my dad, who is one and is married to one.

Richard: Yeah. It’s me.

2. When using a urinal, where do you look?

Jayden: I can’t say that I’ve ever used one, but I would definitely be awkward and staring straight ahead, trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone.

Richard: Right in her eyes.

3. When was the last time you actually spoke with a telemarketer?

Jayden: I couldn’t tell you. I don’t answer the calls if I can help it, and if I accidentally answer one, I immediately tell them I’m not interested and hang up.

Richard: At least several years.

4. Which vegetable would make a decent weapon?

Jayden: A large zucchini. It would make a good club.

Richard: A giant fosselized asaparagus. They’re very phallic spear shaped.

5. Do you clap at the end of an airplane flight?

Jayden: No. Why? Why would you ever do that?

Richard: This is one of the things that the internet talks about a lot but I’ve never seen in real life.

Bonus: New Year’s Resolutions, did you make any?

Jayden: Nah. I have the goals I often have, but I try not to consider it resolutions because those tend to fail. I posted about it here.

Richard: If I did, I’ve already forgotten them!

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