Dang it! We already missed the first one of the year. Ah well. Nowhere to go but up, as they say. A little late, but better than not at all.
Wishing All A Happy, Healthy, and Safe 2023. TMI Tuesday is up.
1. Who in your family is most likely to be attacked by a bear?
Jayden: If you count my family as me, Richard, and my daughter – Richard. He likes hiking slightly more than me, but the two of us go camping a lot.
If you count the family I grew up in, me. None of them are outdoorsy.
If you mean a bear, then my dad, who is one and is married to one.
Richard: Yeah. It’s me.
2. When using a urinal, where do you look?
Jayden: I can’t say that I’ve ever used one, but I would definitely be awkward and staring straight ahead, trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone.
Richard: Right in her eyes.
3. When was the last time you actually spoke with a telemarketer?
Jayden: I couldn’t tell you. I don’t answer the calls if I can help it, and if I accidentally answer one, I immediately tell them I’m not interested and hang up.
Richard: At least several years.
4. Which vegetable would make a decent weapon?
Jayden: A large zucchini. It would make a good club.
Richard: A giant fosselized asaparagus. They’re very
phallic spear shaped.
5. Do you clap at the end of an airplane flight?
Jayden: No. Why? Why would you ever do that?
Richard: This is one of the things that the internet talks about a lot but I’ve never seen in real life.
Bonus: New Year’s Resolutions, did you make any?
Jayden: Nah. I have the goals I often have, but I try not to consider it resolutions because those tend to fail. I posted about it here.
Richard: If I did, I’ve already forgotten them!
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Happy TMI Tuesday!