The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, this day in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

Jayden: (d) Push the twin beds together!

Richard: Yeah. How is this even a question?

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?

Jayden: I don’t know if I have anything truly odd. It’s clothes, books, sex toys (which I guess some people would be surprised by, but no one here), jewelry,…

Richard: Jayden has creepy jewelry box that looks like it would possess you if you took anything from it.

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

Jayden: I love flannel, but I sleep too hot. I also love Jersey, but same thing. So… cotton.

Richard: B PIMA PERCALE OR BUST!

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

Jayden: I used to sleep with them tucked in, but Richard hates it and I don’t care, so we sleep with them tucked out.

Richard: I tuck them under my feet sometimes.

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?
a.  8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c.  12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer.

Jayden: (a) Usually around 9:30 on a work night, but (b) on the weekends.

Richard: Is C literally anytime between noon and midnight?

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

Jayden: We don’t have a bedroom door and the closet door hides where the litter box is, so that door has to stay open.

Richard: So the monster hiding in the closet can see us bang.

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

Jayden: My old bed was broken, but I don’t know if that happened during sex or not. Probably?

Richard: I feel like I damaged an old chair or something when I was in college.

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?

Jayden: Soft, but not memory foam for sex.

Richard: I want to try a hammock. It probably won’t work well.

8. What do you sleep in?
a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt
e. Nothing

Jayden: (e) Nothing. I hate sleeping in clothes.

Richard: Usually a pair of boxers. I used to sleep naked, but I scratch in my sleep sometimes.

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