The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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TMI Tuesday: July 17, 2012

Posted on July 16, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

1. DARING: What are your 50 shades?

1. I enjoy the idea that my partner wants to inflict pain on me that:
a. makes me curious
b. is titillating and sexually arousing
c. that leaves me screaming and/or crying because that’s the way I like it

Jayden: Yes, yes, and yes. Please?

Richard: D. Makes me conduct a daring escape while 

2. Do you like being forced to dress or act in a way that is humiliating? If yes, please describe. If no, why not?

Jayden: Act, yes. Dress, no. I like being made to do things that makes me uncomfortable, if it pleases my Dom.

Richard: Not really. That’s what I have Jayden for.

3. Do you like seeing bruises, scars, or marks that were caused during sex on either you or your partner? What kind of marks?

Jayden: YES. I LOVE bruises. I have two (one on each breast) right now. Bite marks and bruises are fun. (Also, PSA: bruises on your breasts can present like lumps during breast cancer screenings. Save yourself some stress and remember that when you do a breast exam!)

Richard:  Bites are my favorite, but marks in general are fun.

4. Would you like to be forced to do sexual things that you don’t necessarily like to do? Yes or No.

Jayden: Yes. I like being forced to do things.

Richard: Only briefly before said daring escape and sassiness.

5. Do you want to be forced to watch your lover with someone else? Yes, No or It depends.

Jayden: Probably not. Never say never, and all that. 

Richard: Nah.

6. What dirty (sometimes inappropriate) things do you like to say to your sexual partner?

Jayden: Nothing. I’m terrible at talking dirty, despite the fact that I’m good at writing it.

Richard: I never say anything inappropriate. All my perviness is above board!

Bonus: Finish this statement: I like being powerful in bed because __________ .

Jayden: (I don’t generally feel powerful in bed, but…) I feel powerful when I please my partner.

Richard: it makes my dick hard.

TMI Tuesday: July 24, 2012

Posted on July 23, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Once again Virtualsin has provided us with TMI Tuesday questions.

Let’s Go To Bed

(Yes that is an invitation 😉 😉 as well as a song by one of my fave groups The Cure. –Hedone)

The Cure – Let’s Go To Bed from Martin Zulić on Vimeo.

Most importantly it is the theme of this week’s TMI Tuesday. Tell us about your bed.

1. What size (King, queen, full, twin)?

Jayden: King

Richard: King

2. What mattress construction (conventional springs, air bed, water bed, Tempurpedic-type)?

Jayden: Spring/foam hybrid

Richard: I think this one is a spring/foam hybrid.

3. What type furniture (just a frame, headboard/footboard, canopy, trundle, etc)? Describe.

Jayden: I want a headboard, but we just have a frame.

Richard: Just a frame.

4. If your bed has headboard/footboard or bedposts, have you ever been tied to them? Ever tied anyone to them? For what purpose? 

Jayden: No. Sadness.

Richard: No 😦

5. What kind of sheets (cotton, linen, silk, flannel)?

Jayden: Whatever Richard wants. But we found something we agree on.

Richard: PIMA (or similar long strand cotton) PERCALE OR BUST!

6. What kind of blankets (cotton, wool, thermal, electric)?

Jayden: Thick and soft. And I love my electric throw.

Richard: None

7. What’s on top (bedspread, duvet,…)?

Jayden: (What Richard says…)

Richard: Right now there’s just a cheap comforter on there, but I have some hand knitted afghans from my great aunt that I like to put on there.

8. What kind of pillow (down, foam, fiberfill)?

Jayden: I like down, but I’m pretty allergic to things, so I have a fake down pillow now, I think.

Richard: Foam and shredded foam combo, I believe.

Bonus:  Fill in the blank and answer question.

If _____ comes over, will you let them fuck you on your bed? Yes or no.

Jayden: Pierce Brosnan. Yes.

Richard: Jeff Goldblum. Yes.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

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TMI Tuesday: July 3, 2012

Posted on July 1, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

This week’s questions are republished from November 23, 2010.

1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening?

Jayden: Many times, though not recently. Some of them I was even dating at the time!

Richard: I once slept in the same bed as a girl I was dating because she was afraid her (shared) room was haunted. Either she was crazy, or I was a moron. Maybe both.

2. Have you ever streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?

Jayden: Yeah, but I was a teenager.

Richard: Yeah. This guy was like, “Woooo, take it off!” and I did. And then Jayden’s dad walked around the corner.

3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?

Jayden: I don’t think I ever did it without them being aware. Maybe as a teenager.

Richard: I don’t think so either.

4. What is the most “romantic” you have ever gotten in a movie theater?

Jayden: I fooled around in the bathroom of a movie theater once. Other than that, I haven’t gotten more than handsy.

Richard: I played with a remote vibe in a theater once.

5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching?

Jayden: Yes, but it was someone I was dating.

Richard: I think so.

TMI Tuesday: July 10, 2012

Posted on July 9, 2012 by TMI Tuesday blog

Blankety Blank
Complete the sentences by filling in the blanks.

1. I could spend all day _______  but couldn’t stand five minutes  _______ .

2. I would love to have a robot in my house to do _______  because no one else ever does.

3. The older you get the more _______  you get.

4. I want to  _______  when I _______  .

5. My appetite for _______ can never be satisfied.

Bonus: If I were a hoarder, I would hoard _______ .

Jayden:

1. I could spend all day reading but couldn’t stand five minutes cleaning.

2. I would love to have a robot in my house to do dishes because no one else ever does. (For the record, Richard does do them, but I do them more often because he cooks. I just want neither of us to have to do them! I honestly don’t think there are any chores only one of us does, though Richard tries to do all the cat chores since I’m allergic.)

3. The older you get the more sleepy you get.

4. I want to snuggle when I sleep.

5. My appetite for sweets can never be satisfied.

Bonus: If I were a hoarder, I would hoard books.

Richard: This hurts my brain.

1. I could spend all day in the lazy river but couldn’t stand five minutes on my head.

2. I would love to have a robot in my house to do the dusting because no one else ever does. 

3. The older you get the more elderly you get.

4. I want to eat scones when I drink tea.

5. My appetite for SNUGGLES can never be satisfied.

Bonus: If I were a hoarder, I would hoard knives.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

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June 26, 2012

Good Ol’ Summertime

TMI Tuesday questions submitted by Andee.

1. Summer is a time to escape, kick back and chill. What is your favourite way to relax when the warm weather hits?
Jayden: Sit by a lake and read.
Richard: In a hammock!

2. Have you ever been to a drive-in movie theatre? My first date was to a drive-in movie, what is your best memory of these classic outdoor theatres?
Jayden: Yes! We love the drive-in. We have TWO in our area. I think my favorite memory was blowing up a queen sized air mattress in the back of a pickup truck. I wish I had a truck, just for that reason!
Richard: I’ve been several times. I don’t know that I have any specific memories though. I need to fuck Jayden next time we go or something.

3. Have you ever had a summer fling? How did it develop and why did it end?
Jayden: Yes, but it was ~18 years ago. It didn’t end well. It was more serious for her than for me (and I did some leading her on, in retrospect.)
Richard: Not really. It was never logistically practical when I was in prime summer fling age.

4. Board shorts and bikinis leave something to the imagination, but have you ever tried a nude beach?Jayden: I haven’t, but I’ve been to a nude pool.
Richard: Same.

5. What are your thoughts on the Speedo and the Wicked Weasel?

Speedo, Wicked Weasel bikini and mesh one-piece.

Jayden: Sure! It covers what it has to, but barely. Good for them!
Richard: They’re fine.

6. The warm weather is a great opportunity to “get busy” outdoors? Have you ever? Tell us about it.
Jayden: Yes, but not in a while. I’m always down to, though. 😉
Richard: Once or twice. Honestly, I prefer it when it’s less humid/buggy. 

7. Sunrise or sunset? Which is your summer favourite?
Jayden: Sunset. Both are beautiful, though.
Richard: Sunset. Working night shift takes some of the magic out of sunrise. I still enjoy them occasionally, though.

8. What is the one summer delight that really quenches your thirst? How about your lust?
Jayden: Ice pops are great in the summer. Nothing quenches my lust, much to Richard’s chagrin. 😉
Richard: SLURP N GULP (the 7-11 drink) definitely defined my summer one year as a kid. Also, it’s apparently a sex move, so let’s just double up on it.

Bonus:  Summer is the time to participate in outdoor activities. Where would you most like to have sex :
– on the beach?
– at a picnic?
– camping?

Jayden: Camping! Take me out into the secluded woods and have your way with me!
Richard: Probably camping, but now I’m imagining Jayden tied spread eagle on a picnic blanket with a picnic basket full of toys.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

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June 12, 2012

This week’s TMI Tuesday theme is…

We want to know what thing you’ve done the most times.

1. What sex position have you been in the most times?
Jayden: Doggy style, or some facsimile of.
Richard: Same! It’s a good fit for Jayden, and I had a partner who primarily did anal, so we did it a lot.

2. What book have you read …?
Jayden: I think the most-read novel in my arsenal is The Circle Trilogy by Nora Roberts. One year, it was the first and last thing I read in the same calendar year.
Richard: I want to say Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs. I read it once or twice for fun, but also several times for work/school.

3. What movie have you watched …?
Jayden: Independence Day. My parents bought it for me on VHS with the stipulation that I make it worth it to buy and not rent, so I watched it literally every day for a month. That, plus all the times I’ve seen it before/since, I think it has to be the most watched for me.
Richard: Probably Star Wars: A New Hope

4. In the last week, who have you texted … ? (no names, list the relationship or type of person)
Jayden: My daughter. Usually it’s Richard, but we haven’t been apart much the past week. (We also rarely text, but use Discord instead.)
Richard: I had a decent length chain with a friend from high school today.

5. In the last week, what food have you eaten …?
Jayden: Does Panera tea count? Otherwise, peanut butter cookies.
Richard: Pancakes!

6. Today, which website have you visited …?
Jayden: Gmail probably
Richard: https://lparchive.org/

7. When dining out, where have you eaten …?
Jayden & Richard: Panera. We’re traveling this week, so we stop at Panera more than anywhere else.

8. Which sex toy have you used …?
Jayden: Ever? Probably the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Richard: Same.

Bonus:  Is there something you’d love to go back and relive in your sexual past?
Jayden: There was this day that Richard and I had sex like 6-7 times. We tried allllll sorts of things. It was terribly fun.
Richard: I’d love to redo said surprise orgy [see previous TMI Tuesday] with Jayden, since I know it’s a fantasy of hers.
(Thank you to Husband of Two Sexual Minds for this week’s bonus question)

June 19, 2012

You say it’s your birthday

(Birthday TMI questions suggested by Heelsnstocking)

1. What star sign are you?
Jayden: Aries.
Richard: Capricorn. Like, super Capricorn. I think there’s 6 in my chart.

2. Do you believe in horoscopes?
Jayden: Sometimes it works out to describe people, but not always. It’s certainly not a rule I follow.
Richard: Not really.

3. When is your birthday?
Jayden: April
Richard: During Capricorn season

4. What’s the worst birthday gift a partner has given you?
Jayden: My ex broke up with me at 5am on the morning of my birthday.
Richard: It’s hard for me to remember bad gifts.

5. Are you organised when it comes to other people’s birthdays?
Jayden: I try, but not super.
Richard: I don’t know what this question means, so I guess not.

6. How do you normally celebrate your birthday?
Jayden: Sex with Richard and dinner out somewhere of my choosing.
Richard: I like to go away for the weekend. Late Cap season is a cheap travel window, which is nice. 

7. If you could be one age again what would it be? Why?
Jayden: Do I have to do my whole life over again? Jeeze. I don’t know. 36 was pretty fucking awesome.
Richard: 16ish. I went to an incredibly shitty school for undergrad, so I’d like to go back and pick a better (read: literally any other) one.

8. What would be your ideal birthday treat?
Jayden: A day in bed with lots of sex.
Richard: Do the Ringworld thing where you hop timezones so your birthday can go for two days.

Bonus:  Tell us your best birthday memory?
Jayden: Richard planned a lovely birthday party for me in 2021. It was a hard year to plan anything with Covid, so it was extra lovely that I got to see family/friends that I hadn’t been able to see in a while.
Richard: Jayden spent the whole day with me when we were mostly locked down with Covid. We fucked a lot. I also had a really good surprise party for one of my mid teens.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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Ironically, I went to make a Google Doc for Richard and I to share to answer the June questions we’ve skipped over, and I found that we did this exact same thing in June of 2022. Whoops! I guess June is just a busy month for us. But, at least we aren’t “behind” as we’re doing old questions anyway! It’s still fun to play along. We hope you enjoy!

~Jayden

May 29, 2012: It’s just a fantasy

1. If your lover was turned on by forced feminization would you participate (giving or receiving)?
*forced feminization is the practice of enforcing activities on a male, which are typically associated with women, to make him submissive. For example: wearing lingerie, heels, make-up.
Jayden: Probably. I mean, I have in the past, but it’s definitely not my thing.
Richard: Sure! I’ve done it one or two times in the past, and it’s been alright. I think it’s a much heavier lift for the receiving partner. Just throwing on a frilly skirt sometimes winds up more awkward/silly than sexy, but going “all the way” is a big time/effort investment.

2. When you have sexual dreams or fantasies that are aggressive or cruel, does it worry you?
Jayden: Not particularly, because I trust Richard to adhere to a safe limit. It’s fucking hot though, even just thinking about it.
Richard: Not really. I’ve been kicking around a pretty grim dark fantasy erotica idea for a week or so. 

3. Tell us your hottest filthiest fantasy, right now, in 100 words or less.
This is the fantasy about your desires that you probably never share, maybe they even go against your morals, or are societal taboos.
Jayden: (I don’t think there is anything kinky I don’t share with Richard, and often my readers!) Right at the moment, my hottest fantasy is to be driven around naked or nearly naked, hoping not to get caught (at night, of course), and then driven to a secluded spot to be fucked.
Richard: I’ll just go with the short version of the story from question 2: Vampire conquers the world, fucking/breeding/transforming/eating(drinking?) people very messily along the way

4. Which super hero would you like to have sex with? Why?
a. Aquaman
b. Superman
c. Wonder Woman
d. She-Ra
Jayden: Hmm, Aquaman doesn’t have to breathe, right? That can have its benefits, I’m sure.
Richard: I feel like fucking Jason Mamoa is the best story to be able to tell people, so I’ll go with him too.

5. Knowing there’s a hot young couple in the adjoining hotel room, would you press your ear against the wall to hear the action on the other side?
Jayden: Hell yeah, and I hope they are listening to me, too!
Richard: Probably. Then make the silliest possible sex noises. Jayden and I wind up in adjoining rooms with friends occasionally, and it’s one of my favorite (but not particularly sexy) games to play.

6. Do you think the lure to live out sexual fantasies or have sex frequently is amplified by technology? Briefly explain.
Jayden: No. Technology is often a distractor for me.
Richard: I think amplified? It’s easier to find ideas.

Bonus: Describe your fantasy life in three (3) words.
Jayden: Yes please, Sir.
Richard: How’s that feel?

June 5, 2012

Think kink!

1. What’s the kinkiest thing about you, either mentally or physically?
Jayden: I want to be a 24/7 submissive.
Richard: It’s hard to pick just one. I used to use internal watersports as my test for “no limits” subs.(Jayden: I passed. 😉 )

2. Do you have any fetishes? If so, what are they?
Jayden: Too many to count! I love CNC (consensual non-consent) and impact play the most, I think.
Richard: Also lots! Sensation play is a fun one we’ve been trying to do a bit more lately.

3. Have you ever been spanked? Did you enjoy it? Tell us more…
Jayden: Too many times to count. It’s a weekly occurrence.
Richard: Five minutes of maintenance prevents an hour of punishment.

4. Have you been tied up, or tied someone else up? Did you use rope or  restraints?
Jayden: Both. I prefer getting tied up. Restraints are my preference, but Richard and I had fun with saran wrap recently.
Richard: Also both. I want to like rope more, but mostly do restraints.

5. Would you classify yourself as more dominant, submissive, a switch or entirely vanilla?
Jayden: A submissive leaning switch
Richard: Dom leaning switch

6. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Jayden: I mean, I’ve done to many scenes to count, but having to ask to pee 24/7 is pretty kinky.
Richard: I arranged a surprise blindfolded orgy as a homecoming gift for an ex.

7. Have you been to a BDSM club? What was it like? If not, would you ever go to one?
Jayden: Sort of? A local person owned a club and has turned their B&B into a sort of club. It was fun to go to, but it was small and pretty crowded. I would love to go to a real club someday.
Richard: I went decently often when I lived in a larger city. Oldish building, bunch of rooms set up for play or demos. It was fun.

8. What’s your favourite fetish item or implement?
Jayden: Favorites are hard to pick, but probably nipple clamps. We recently got a set that have three chains that connect them. Very sexy.
Richard: Whartenburg Wheel!

9. Favourite kinky clothing material?
Jayden: Silk or satin. Something soft.
Richard: Leather!

10. Thigh boots – love ’em or hate ’em?
Jayden: Love ‘em, but my thighs are too big for anything bought off the rack.
Richard: Like ’em? Like, they’re fun, but I wouldn’t go as far as love.

11. If you’re kinky, who knows about it? Do you tell people or is it a closely guarded secret?
Jayden: Everyone who met me online knows, which at this point, is most people that I don’t work with. (Even most of my family knows anymore. It helps that I’m not the only kinky person in my family…)
Richard: I think most of my friends know. I don’t necessarily go out of the way to advertise it, but I don’t hide it either.

12. What are your personal limits?
Jayden: I have very few, when I’m with a partner I trust, like Richard.
Richard: Scat.

13. What’s your safeword and why did you choose that one?
Jayden & Richard: We use green, yellow, and red. It’s an easy way to check in, and easy to remember.

14. Which fetishes do you just really not get?
Jayden: Furries, feet, and spitting. To each their own; those just aren’t for me.
Richard: Popping. Ick.

Bonus:  Complete this sentence:  To me, Fetish, Kink and BDSM means…
Jayden: trust, love, and acceptance.
Richard: exploration and adventure!

More to come soon!

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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Here are two weeks worth of May 2012 questions. 🙂 Enjoy!

The Here & Now

1. Are you wearing any jewelry? What?

Jayden: Yep! I’m wearing four rings (wedding, engagement, and two others), earrings (always dangly ones), and my collar. My collar looks like a necklace, but if you know, you know. It locks on so it can’t be taken off without a key.

Richard: Just my wedding ring for now. I wear a calculator watch most days. Great conversation starter.

2. What are you listening to now?

Jayden: A Zoom class.

Richard: The AC compressor just kicked on.

3. What is the last piece of entertainment media (i.e., cd, download, book, DVD) that you purchased? Do you recommend it?

Jayden: I purchased The Heartstopper books for my daughter. She’s already devoured three of them, so I’d say it was a good purchase.

Richard: I think the last thing I bought was Shaun of the Dead to burn an Amazon credit. It’s still good!

4. What kind of undergarments are you wearing right now? Care to post a photo?

Jayden: Nothing special. A cotton bra and panties. Not picture-worthy.

Richard: Literally none. I’m just hanging out in some gym shorts.

5. What is your current mood?

Jayden: Frustrated. Both work and grad school are annoying me right at the moment.

Richard: Is hungry a mood? I’m also vaguely frustrated with trying to find a specific version of Starcraft (the first one) that seems to have disappeared from the internet?

6. What is the best looking thing about you today?

Jayden: My eyes, pretty much always.

Richard: I’ve been told I have lovely fingers.

7. Fill in the blank. Tonight I’m looking forward to _____________ .

Jayden: SNUGGLES.

Richard: ALWAYS SNUGGLES

Bonus: Tell me something good…anything you want to share. Just do it.

Jayden: Richard is the best. He’s supportive and loving, even on my worst days.

Richard: The leftover cauliflower bites I’m reheating smell good.

M is for masturbation

1. How often do you masturbate?

Jayden: Very rarely. Richard takes good care of me. 😉

Richard: Maybe once a month?

2. What are you doing to celebrate Masturbation month?

Jayden: Nothing, since we’re answering this in June (and also we haven’t celebrated it).

3. Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. Not really, it’s boring.
d. No, it’s a turn off.
e. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.

Jayden: (b) I wouldn’t want to do it all the time, but I like it sometimes.

Richard: Same

4. Do you let your partner watch you masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on to be watched.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. No, it’s embarrassing.
d. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.

Jayden: (b) I do like being watched, but I do anything for Richard. 😀

Richard: a. It’s fine

5. Mutual masturbation? Yea or Nay?

Jayden: It’s fine, but I’m not really into it.

Richard: It’s honestly awkward to coordinate. Almost as hard as a threesome, and much less fun.

6. If you had an all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or Why not?

Richard: ALL EXPENSES PAID TIME MACHINE!? YES

Jayden: I’ll just second Richard’s response. 😉

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

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We fell wayyyy behind and then Richard got sick (nothing major; just a sinus infection), so here are my responses anyway! Maybe Richard will catch up sometime soon. 🙂

TMI Tuesday April Redux

April 3rd, 2012:

Sex on Fire

1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?

Jayden: Richard. I can’t resist him.

2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?
a. To feel happy
b. To learn
c. To relax, relieve tension
d. To orgasm

Jayden: d, of course. And maybe it’s to watch porn with Richard so we both get hot and bothered and then have sex, but the orgasm is an important part of that.

3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?

a. The star of the porn film–Doug Hardwicke or Fachina Istite
b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc.
c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work
d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots

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A Song For You

The Temptations – “A Song for You” – TMITuesday’s favorite version of this much recorded song.

Answer the following questions using only song titles. Make sure you link to the song or the song’s lyrics so that we can listen to or read the song.

By Jayden:

1. What is your present state of mind? Manic Monday

2. How do you feel about your spouse, significant other, or someone you lust for? I love you Just The Way You Are

3. Describe your job. Virtual Insanity

4. What are you hungry for? Hungry for SEX

5. What’s your favorite color? Blue

6. What gets you excited? Butts!

7. Who do you think you are? I’m my own grandpa! (I’m not, but my step-dad is younger than me!)

Bonus: Describe your life. Feel free to elaborate on your song choice. Lucky I’m very lucky with my life in so many ways. And I am so grateful for it. ❤

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31 Favors

31 Sexual Favors for her/him features 31 circular tokens promising a variety of sexual services that will leave your partner utterly satisfied. You could drop one in her purse or in his lunch as a hint of what’s to come later or to hint at what sexual delight you’d like to savor.

This TMI Tuesday let’s play our own 31 Sexual Favors. List 31 unique and exciting sexual activities or services you’d put on your very own tokens that are guaranteed to make you the favorite flavor of the week.

(Running short on time or kinky ideas? …at least list 10 sexual favors). Have fun my little sexies 🙂

Jayden: I don’t know how unique these are, but they are fun and exciting things.

Here are some things I could do on my own that would wind me up and get me very excited.

• Wear a butt plug.
• Masturbate in secret in a semi-public space.
• Expose my breasts in public. Don’t get caught!
• Take some pictures to post online.
• Pee my panties.
• Wear nipple clamps.
• Wear a wearable vibrator in public.
• Wear Ben Wa balls in public.
• Place 5+ clothes pins anywhere on my body.
• Masturbate while a passenger in the car.
• Go out in public with no panties.
• Finger my ass.
• Fuck my ass with a dildo/vibrator.
• Write a sexy story.
• Strip naked in a public restroom or changing room and take pictures.

Here are some things that I would do with/for Richard:

• Cum in my ass.
• Piss in my ass.
• Pin me against the wall by my throat.
• Choke me with your cock.
• Give you a rim job.
• Restrain me and tickle me.
• Wear high heels. How quick can you catch me?
• Pee on me in the shower.
• Spank me.
• Beat me.
• Flog me.
• Paddle me.
• Give you a massage.
• Take a shower together.
• Consensual non-consent.
• Use the Wartenburg Wheel on me.

I’m sure Richard would be happy to pick any of these!

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This week’s TMI Tuesday idea is brought to you by Mistress Gail who was inspired by the handy little app that allows you to add anything to your Amazon gift list–the universal wish list button.

Let your imaginations run free because we want to know what secret something or someone you’d add to your wishlist.

1. We all know and love a Top 10 list, who or what is number one on your wishlist?

Jayden: A house. This apartment is too small, haha!

Richard: I just want grad school to be over.

2. Tell us 2 naughty things you’d put on your wishlist and 2 more naughty or nice things you’d add to the list.

Jayden: A cage and a thumper are the top of my list. For my other wish list items, I’m waiting to see how things go with our new RV. I’m sure I’ll want things for that!

Richard: A service sub and a violet wand. A pipe organ! Stargate Blu Rays.

3. Your order has been mixed up and instead of your selected gift you receive Fireman Sam (see http://mollysdailykiss.com/2011/12/07/inflation/). What do you do?

Jayden: I’m sure there’s something funny we could do with it.

Richard: The link is broken. What do you use a broken link for? Poorly securing a fence…

4. The miss-delivery is sorted and you get the right order. Because of the mix-up you’ve also received a free gift voucher for one of many new accessories available to enhance your new wishlist item. What do you choose?

Jayden: I would love to get the thumper from above.

Richard: An extra long cord.

5. Your best friend arrives at your back door just as the courier (who is to die for) arrives at the front door with your accessory delivery. What do you do? (choose one)
a) usher your friend away because it’s ALL YOURS! and you can’t wait, let alone share
b) tell your friend to come inside with the intent to have them join in
c) what the heck, two’s company, four’s an orgy! (invite the courier in as well)

Jayden: It depends on the friend, but most of my friends, probably b. I might not use it in front of them, but we’d definitely look at it together!

Richard: I think most of my friends would appreciate an extra long cord and a sci-fi sex toy, B.

Bonus: Do you have a real wish list in the works? If yes, what’s on it?

Jayden: Sort of. The two naughty things above are realistic in the future, just not right at the moment.

Richard: I have an Amazon wish list. It’s mostly knives, sporks, and watches.

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The author of TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. We’re going to continue with 2012, even though it’s a day off since that was a leap year. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

This week’s TMI Tuesday consist of questions pulled from various TMI Tuesday posts from the year 2010.  If you played with us back then and already answered these questions, feel free to reproduce your answers. It’s fine, there are a lot of new TMI Tuesday players. Of course, things have changed over time so you could give all new answers to the questions, too.

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The link after the question, is the URL of the blogger that created that TMI Tuesday question(s).

1. November 23, 2010 – Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening? (www.playfullyyours.blogspot.com)

Jayden: I have, many times, actually. Even back to my single days (so, uh, high school?), I remember sharing a hotel room with a guy and we stayed up and talked all night long. Nothing happened, though I desperately wished it would at the time. Now I don’t even remember his name.

Richard: Yeah. I was there to watch out for ghosts. There were no ghosts.

2. November 9, 2010 – When it comes to swinging or partner swapping, which would excite you more, watching or being watched? (virtualsin.wordpress.com)

Jayden: Hmm, I’m not entirely sure. Probably being watched, though I get self conscious. I like feeling self conscious though. Somehow it’s sexy for me.

Richard: Being watched for me too. I feel like that’s a general feeling not related to swapping though.

3. November 2, 2010 – Would you vote for a candidate caught in a sex scandal? (virtualsin.wordpress.com)

Jayden: Yeah. I don’t particularly care about candidates’ personal lives. I am also sure that anything done would be blown out of proportion.

Richard: I guess it depends on the sex scandal. Probably, as long as it’s not something absurd like a ritual sacrifice sex cult.

4. October 11, 2010 – Do you masturbate to porn, and if so, what is your favorite genre? (virtualsin.wordpress.com)

Jayden: The only two times I can remember masturbating in the last two years have been for Richard’s amusement, and we weren’t watching porn. Prior to that… I didn’t watch a lot of porn, but my favorite porn genre is predicament bondage and/or forced public nudity/public sex.

Richard: I’ve always been more of an erotica guy. Either way, pretty similar to my actual sex preferences. BDSM, humiliation, etc.

5. September 7, 2010 – What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them? (www.pleasure-principle-hedone.blogspot.com)

Jayden: Being unnecessarily rude to the server, finding out they aren’t supportive of women’s rights, LGBTQ+ rights, or were racist (though I try to ensure that before the first date), and if they were checked out and not interested in me at all.

Richard: 3 feels like a lot, but I’m sure there’s actually thousands. Let’s go with ones that’ve actually happened. Lying, being boring, or being rude (especially to the server.)

(I didn’t get checked by Jayden ahead of time. ;P)

Jayden: I had a panic-meltdown worrying about it until we had The Talk. Turns out, Richard and I are 80% the same person and 18% complementary.

Bonus: Is your sex drive in park, neutral or over-drive. Explain.

Jayden: Over-drive. Richard and I have been together for over two years, but I think I’m still making up for a lackluster sex life in the past.

Richard: Yeah. Sometimes I think we need to downshift for more traction or something. We’re just so busy.

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Sex & Romance

This week’s TMI Tuesday is about sex and romance. Who doesn’t enjoy a little romance or the art of seduction before engaging in sex? Often times the prelude is better than the actual ‘event’.

1. You are sitting alone in a restaurant because your lunch date is late. Do you:
a) Throw something and then make out with the waiter.
b) Check to make sure he or she didn’t get into an accident, then wait patiently for two hours and use the time to compose a love song or poem.
c) Send a nasty text followed up by a voice mail telling him/her that “romance is dead and so are you!”
d) Wait for 20 minutes, and then text-message a pal to join you for lunch.

Jayden: I don’t know… probably b, though I’d be more likely to pull out a book or something.

Richard: D. I don’t have all day, and I’m not letting a perfectly good lunch go to waste.

2. What’s more important, a romantic relationship or your career?

Jayden: Romantic Relationship, but that said, Richard always supports my career.

Richard: Romantic Relationship. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be able to car pool to my career.

3. You love to role play in the bedroom, which one of these is more likely to be your kink?
a. Doctor and the naughty nurse
b. You’re the gardener, I’m the hoe
c. Persnickety principal and the wayward pupil that needs a spanking
d. Me Tarzan, you Jane
e. Scattered-brain boss and the seductive secretary

Jayden: Maybe e, but I’d be the scatterbrained one. Or d. Primal is fun.

Richard: B. Only because I want to make Jayden try to pick me up.

4. When you want sex, who tends to make the first move?
a. Me! I like to go for what I want.
b. It varies. Sometimes my partner/significant other/date or sometimes me.
c. Oh definitely the other person. Even if I want it, I’m not about to admit such a thing.
d. I drop subtle hints hoping he/she will pick up on it.

Jayden: b – I love when Richard initiates, but I also like to let him know what I want.

Richard: B

5. When it comes to lovemaking, select the answer that best describes you/your attitudes
a. vanilla – meets society’s middle of the road standards
b. adventurous
c. kinky
d. trisexual – I will try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.  –Mae West

Jayden: c – duh, haha.

Richard: C

6. You want to seduce that sexy someone, what is the sweet-nothing that you’ll whisper in his/her ear?

Jayden: “Hurt me, Master?”

Richard: I’m going to kiss your brain!

Bonus: What’s your idea of a romantic getaway?

Jayden: A cabin in the woods where I can get loudly fucked and “raped” repeatedly without getting interrupted.

Richard: With snow!

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As I cruise around the Internet reading my regular blogs and discovering new ones, the content of other bloggers often gives me ideas for TMI Tuesday questions. A few of you did that for me this week. I encourage TMIers to click on the links and read the blog posts that prompted a specific question.

1. List ONE word to describe your last sexual encounter.

Jayden: Sexy

Richard: Moist

2. Can you recall your worst sexual experience? Why was it so awful? Did you do anything at the time to try to make it better?
Inspiration: http://husbandtwomindssexually.blogspot.com

Jayden: My ex and I had an encounter with another couple that was…weird. I don’t know why either of us didn’t call it off, and I’m not even sure exactly how to describe it. (And that was when I realized I was not a swinger.)

Richard: I had anal that was very painful for a partner once, to the point where I was somewhat concerned that it was going to cross the line from uncomfortable into assault. I stopped.

3. Do you fuck outside the box?
Inspiration: http://hausofmm.blogspot.com/2011/04/fucking-outside-box.html?
We all have a laundry list of things–features, demographic characteristics, etc. that we like and/prefer in a sexual partner. Do you ever deviate from that list? Give an example.

Jayden: I have long semi-joked my type is “gamer.” Every time I’ve tried to date someone who wasn’t a gamer, it just…doesn’t work out. All of my successful adult relationships have been with gamers.

Richard: I think the closest thing I have to a “type” is plus size women, but I’ve dated enough people that weren’t that it wouldn’t be earth shattering if I dated someone who wasn’t. I guess we’ll see how it goes now that Jayden is going all petite on me.

4. Do you blend BDSM in to your relationship? If yes, just in the bedroom or in other areas of your life? Explain.

Jayden: I wear a collar 24/7, so yeah it’s in all areas of my life. Outside of the bedroom, it often is an undercurrent rather than in the forefront, but it’s always there.

Richard: Jayden has to ask to pee.

5. Does the thought of your partner/significant other having sex with another person turn you on? Would you want to watch the act? Would you like to join in?

Jayden: Not particularly. I’d be more inclined to join in than watch.

Richard: Not specifically. I’ve watched Jayden have sex with other people before. It was ok. I would prefer to join in.

Bonus: Fill in the blanks.

I like it _____ on the outside and ______ in the middle.

Jayden: I like it crispy on the outside and chewy in the middle.

Richard: inside out/outside in

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It’s the Half-naked-winged-man-in-his-undies-carrying-a-bow-and-arrow day.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Whether you celebrate Valentine’s Day or think it’s a consumer-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance, just have yourself some fun by answering these TMI Tuesday questions.

1. Cupid is the god of desire, affection, and erotic love. As the myth goes, a person who is shot by Cupid’s arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like Cupid to shoot?

Jayden: Richard. Duh.

Richard: Jayden already has uncontrollable desire for me. Maybe I should have him shoot me. Either I’ll develop self love, or just jerk off a lot.

2. Earlier in the evening you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese Restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. Three fortunes appear:
1- “Your patience will be rewarded.”  What would you like that reward to be?

Jayden: I feel really lucky in a lot of things in my life, but I guess patience in getting my doctorate. I want that to pay off.

Richard: Someday, our cat will let me pick her up…

2- “Try something new.”  What is the something new you want to try?

Jayden: Something new, hmm, let’s see… Something in the bedroom probably. Richard, any ideas? 😉

Richard: Masks! (We just talked about this earlier today.

3- ” ’tis better to give than receive.”  What would you like to give?

Jayden: Blow job. Fuck my face. Please?

Richard: More than Jayden can handle. She’ll take it anyway like a good slut.

3. If you were to write a special Valentine message (e.g., card, letter, etc.) what is that message?

Jayden: I wrote one to Richard, but he hasn’t seen it yet, so shhhh. But, I’m sure you all know the gist. I’m so lucky to have found Richard, and I’m so grateful he’s my partner. ❤

Richard: I just put our name on it. Jayden likes our name.

4. Are you doing something special for Valentine’s day or is it just another day?

Jayden: I have a late meeting at work and then graduate class, so… we’re going to do something fun tomorrow.

Richard: I’m watching anime and eating a kid’s TV dinner. And beets!

5. You must give chocolate to your secret Valentine for Valentine’s Day. The chocolate is in the shape of your what?

Jayden: Uh, “your what”? Boobs, I guess?

Richard: I guess penis?

Bonus: You can make your own valentine heart candy. What is your message? (Go to this link. Create your candy. Post the generated Valentine candy on your blog).

Richard:

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1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

Jayden: (d) Push the twin beds together!

Richard: Yeah. How is this even a question?

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?

Jayden: I don’t know if I have anything truly odd. It’s clothes, books, sex toys (which I guess some people would be surprised by, but no one here), jewelry,…

Richard: Jayden has creepy jewelry box that looks like it would possess you if you took anything from it.

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

Jayden: I love flannel, but I sleep too hot. I also love Jersey, but same thing. So… cotton.

Richard: B PIMA PERCALE OR BUST!

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

Jayden: I used to sleep with them tucked in, but Richard hates it and I don’t care, so we sleep with them tucked out.

Richard: I tuck them under my feet sometimes.

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?
a.  8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c.  12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer.

Jayden: (a) Usually around 9:30 on a work night, but (b) on the weekends.

Richard: Is C literally anytime between noon and midnight?

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

Jayden: We don’t have a bedroom door and the closet door hides where the litter box is, so that door has to stay open.

Richard: So the monster hiding in the closet can see us bang.

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

Jayden: My old bed was broken, but I don’t know if that happened during sex or not. Probably?

Richard: I feel like I damaged an old chair or something when I was in college.

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?

Jayden: Soft, but not memory foam for sex.

Richard: I want to try a hammock. It probably won’t work well.

8. What do you sleep in?
a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt
e. Nothing

Jayden: (e) Nothing. I hate sleeping in clothes.

Richard: Usually a pair of boxers. I used to sleep naked, but I scratch in my sleep sometimes.

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Super Bowl Sunday Celebration

(or any sports party)

Even if their team is not going to the Super Bowl, millions of people love an excuse to party. So party we will. Tell us what your ideal Super Bowl Celebration (or any sports party) looks like by answering:

1. What’s your favorite _____ that you’ll serve at the party (name one item for each):
a. choice of beer
b. choice of wine
c. choice of distilled spirit
d. choice of mixed drink
e. choice of chip
f. choice of dip
g. choice of take-out food (pizza, burgers, Chinese food, wings, etc)
h. choice of homemade food
i. choice of salty food
j. choice of sweet food

Jayden: none, something sweet, uhh, fuzzy navel, low-salt chips, onion dip, pizza, meatballs, popcorn (with butter), cake

Richard: Pre-Budwiser Rolling Rock, Dante’s, Scotch, Amaretto Sour, home made, salsa con queso, Thai, bread, pretzels, ice cream.

2. What will you wear at the party?

Jayden: Something cute and a little sexy. Maybe a shorter skirt.

Richard: Nothing. I only like no-pants-parties.

3. You will be having your very own half time show at the football party. What is that half-time show? Briefly describe.

Jayden: I’d be singing, probably. Maybe Richard and I would do a duet.

Richard: Muppets.

4. What team do you wish was playing in the Super Bowl?

Jayden: I don’t care.

Richard: Packers.

5. The Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs are in Super Bowl 2023, who do you want to win?  (ummm…yeah, I had to google that info…LOL)

Jayden: Eagles. It’ll make my mom happy.

Richard: Eagles.

Bonus: Have you ever made a football (or Super Bowl) bet that involved sex? Tell us about your own Super Bowl of Sex.

Jayden: I haven’t, but that sounds like fun. I would do that. (Actually, maybe? I think there was once a football bet of spanking based on which team lost. It was between my ex and one of our partners, so I wasn’t fully involved.)

Richard: No, but I guess it’d make it more interesting.

Bonus Bonus: Will you watch the Super Bowl? Do you even care about the Super Bowl? American football at all? What’s your can’t live without sport?

Jayden: Nope. Nope. Nope. And none. *shrug*

Richard: Maybe? A little. Not particularly. Curling.

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Would you rather…?

I [the original TMI Tuesday author] am a Graham Norton fan. He has a newish show called “Would You Rather” that airs on BBC America (you know the Top Gear-Gordon Ramsay channel…ugh!!). I grabbed these fun questions from WYR.

1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? Explain.

Jayden: Socks. At least they’re further away from my nose. I’m a sloppy slut most of the time, so my underwear would be awful.

Richard: Socks. At least I can change my sock liner.

2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Explain.

Jayden: I’d rather not get eaten, thank you very much. Plus, I mean, veal is good…

Richard: Veal is ok, but I’m more of a lamb guy.

3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?

Jayden: My grandfather had a lot of money, so I would steal from him. (He was generous with it, so it was never even a consideration, but he wouldn’t miss it.)

Richard: My grandfather on my dad’s side had hundreds of dollars stashed around the house. The junk company found it when they cleaned out. I’ll just take some of that, he obviously didn’t miss it.

4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants?

Jayden: Bats! Bats aren’t as bad as their reputation.

Richard: SKY PUPPERS!

5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?

Jayden: Small head. It’s always easier to find things to put on smaller body parts than larger ones.

Richard: I would like a large lower head. Sorry, not sorry, Jayden’s holes.

Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex with your significant other in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.

Jayden: Oh jeeze. Both?

Richard: The first one. I don’t mind putting on a show. I don’t think I’d like getting gangbanged. Groped is good though.

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Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

1. Play naked twister with?

2. Love?

3. Excites you beyond belief?

4. Enjoy ass play with?

5. Shower with?

6. Undress?

7. Rim?

8. Elope with?

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why?

Jayden: Well, uh, this is easy. Richard. I want to do all those things and more with Richard, and… I’ve done everything on that list except play naked twister.

(Richard decided this list was too long to make parody answers to, so he’s just skipping it, haha.)

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The author TMI Tuesday has decided to end her reign, but we have decided to continue on, going back to the archives. In fact, January 10th in 2012 was also a Tuesday. So here we are with an archived set of questions.

Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles.

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

Jayden: Can I say both? I want to say both. I like length that can hit my cervix and width that will stretch me out.

Richard: Having minimal experience, I’m going to say length. It just seems like there’s more to do with it, and it’s less likely to become uncomfortable.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Jayden: Nope. I’ve had bigger than I prefer, but I was able to handle it.

Richard: No. I’m clearly a total size queen. Or just only had like 3 normal sized dicks.

3. Best place to put a penis?

Jayden: In my pussy, but I would be sad if that was the only place Richard put it. 😉

Richard: In Jayden. Or on Jayden. Really anywhere Jayden related.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

Jayden: Jerk off, 100%. I want to know what it feels like. And, let’s be real. I’m a pain slut, so I’m sure I would beg for some CBT.

Richard: Like, I only get my penis for another day, I get someone else’s penis, or I get a bonus penis? If bonus penis, I guess DP Jayden. If I’m about to lose my penis, I guess regular penetrate Jayden. If someone else with a penis shows up, probably suck it.

Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

Jayden: All of the above. I want it all.

Richard: I no longer have a penis due to how unsexy this question is.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

Jayden: Uhh. I haven’t named Richard’s penis except to say that it’s fucking perfect. It’s too big. It hits my cervix, stretches me out, gags me when I suck it, and I feel like I’m going to be broken in two when it’s in my ass. It is *exactly* what I want.

Richard: One of my partners called it, “The Majestic Curve”

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Dang it! We already missed the first one of the year. Ah well. Nowhere to go but up, as they say. A little late, but better than not at all.

Wishing All A Happy, Healthy, and Safe 2023. TMI Tuesday is up.

1. Who in your family is most likely to be attacked by a bear?

Jayden: If you count my family as me, Richard, and my daughter – Richard. He likes hiking slightly more than me, but the two of us go camping a lot.

If you count the family I grew up in, me. None of them are outdoorsy.

If you mean a bear, then my dad, who is one and is married to one.

Richard: Yeah. It’s me.

2. When using a urinal, where do you look?

Jayden: I can’t say that I’ve ever used one, but I would definitely be awkward and staring straight ahead, trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone.

Richard: Right in her eyes.

3. When was the last time you actually spoke with a telemarketer?

Jayden: I couldn’t tell you. I don’t answer the calls if I can help it, and if I accidentally answer one, I immediately tell them I’m not interested and hang up.

Richard: At least several years.

4. Which vegetable would make a decent weapon?

Jayden: A large zucchini. It would make a good club.

Richard: A giant fosselized asaparagus. They’re very phallic spear shaped.

5. Do you clap at the end of an airplane flight?

Jayden: No. Why? Why would you ever do that?

Richard: This is one of the things that the internet talks about a lot but I’ve never seen in real life.

Bonus: New Year’s Resolutions, did you make any?

Jayden: Nah. I have the goals I often have, but I try not to consider it resolutions because those tend to fail. I posted about it here.

Richard: If I did, I’ve already forgotten them!

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