Flashback TMI Tuesday from April 9, 2013.
If, Ands, and Butts
1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
Jayden: My eyes are my best feature, so I’d pick b – soft, touchable skin. Mmm.
Richard: B, also skin. My skin is terrible.
2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
Jayden: Drama, jealousy, clutter, cat dander (but not the cats!), and miscommunication.
Richard: Deadlines, half the stuff in my kitchen, Covid, my boss, ants
3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
Jayden: One that has enough space to store my copious amounts of stuff. One that has space for a music studio, an office, and plenty of space for entertaining. But I don’t need a mansion.
Richard: A flying castle.
4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?
Jayden: That sounds like #LifeGoals to me…
Richard: I have not, but I’d give it a try.
Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?
Jayden: I…don’t know. Richard?
Richard: I like giving you Down-Unders. What kind of butt do I have?
Jayden: I’d give you Hot Tamale, but these are pretty feminine butts and yours isn’t very feminine. But I think that’s the closest.
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