You have nothing else better to do but play TMI Tuesday. Let’s get right to it.

1. Your first night out after covid19 lock-down and you catch a friend making a drunken pass at your significant other. Which of the following most mirrors your feelings or thoughts?

a. Ignore it, they are drunk off their ass.
b. Alcohol is a truth serum, true feelings come out and this false friend is after my honey.
c. Well, my babe is pretty hot so I can’t blame them for making a move.
d. After a year of lock-down, people are likely to flirt with a lamp-post. It is no big deal.
e. Hmmm, I wonder if this friend is up for a threesome?

Jayden: It depends on the person, but either c or e. My sweetheart is very sexy! But also, threesomes are a ton of fun.

Richard: Probably D. Maybe E if it was someone I was into.

2. True or False. I am so bored with vanilla sex?

Jayden: I don’t remember the last time I had purely vanilla sex. I would be terribly bored by it.

Richard: True! It’s been like a year, but still bored from then.

3. Is it unreasonable to hope for mind-blowing sex when you have been together for several years?

Jayden: We haven’t been together for years, but I expect our sex to still be mind-blowing decades from now. We both have a lot of kinks and are very invested in keeping our relationship exciting and fresh.

Richard: Totally reasonable. I’ve been in relationships where the sex started out just okay, but got better a few years in once we were more comfortable with each other.

4. Name two things that could doom your current romantic relationship?

Jayden: Oh jeeze. What are we in couple’s therapy? (Not knocking couple’s therapy! Just teasing.)

Not being honest with ourselves and not being on the same page with our future.

Richard: Asteroids and Vacations.

5. A local sex educator is holding orgasm classes–as in how to give an orgasm. Would you sign up to be a student or be the demonstration model?

Jayden: The thing is, I don’t think there’s a way to teach a “how to give an orgasm” class, unless it’s just “how to listen to your partner’s body and respond.” So I guess I’d be the model.

Richard: I think my track record for giving orgasms is pretty solid, so I’ll be a model.

Bonus: May 18 is World No Dirty Dishes Day. How will you celebrate?

Jayden: Oh boy! I do a good portion of the dishes, so that sounds divine! Unfortunately, Richard is making homemade soup, fresh bread, and homemade croutons today, so I suspect there will be plenty of dishes to wash. But that’s okay because…bread, soup, AND croutons! Yum!

Richard: There are so many dishes. I’m going to go help Jayden as soon as I post this.

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