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It’s the Half-naked-winged-man-in-his-undies-carrying-a-bow-and-arrow day.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Whether you celebrate Valentine’s Day or think it’s a consumer-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance, just have yourself some fun by answering these TMI Tuesday questions.

1. Cupid is the god of desire, affection, and erotic love. As the myth goes, a person who is shot by Cupid’s arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like Cupid to shoot?

Jayden: Richard. Duh.

Richard: Jayden already has uncontrollable desire for me. Maybe I should have him shoot me. Either I’ll develop self love, or just jerk off a lot.

2. Earlier in the evening you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese Restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. Three fortunes appear:
1- “Your patience will be rewarded.”  What would you like that reward to be?

Jayden: I feel really lucky in a lot of things in my life, but I guess patience in getting my doctorate. I want that to pay off.

Richard: Someday, our cat will let me pick her up…

2- “Try something new.”  What is the something new you want to try?

Jayden: Something new, hmm, let’s see… Something in the bedroom probably. Richard, any ideas? 😉

Richard: Masks! (We just talked about this earlier today.

3- ” ’tis better to give than receive.”  What would you like to give?

Jayden: Blow job. Fuck my face. Please?

Richard: More than Jayden can handle. She’ll take it anyway like a good slut.

3. If you were to write a special Valentine message (e.g., card, letter, etc.) what is that message?

Jayden: I wrote one to Richard, but he hasn’t seen it yet, so shhhh. But, I’m sure you all know the gist. I’m so lucky to have found Richard, and I’m so grateful he’s my partner. ❤

Richard: I just put our name on it. Jayden likes our name.

4. Are you doing something special for Valentine’s day or is it just another day?

Jayden: I have a late meeting at work and then graduate class, so… we’re going to do something fun tomorrow.

Richard: I’m watching anime and eating a kid’s TV dinner. And beets!

5. You must give chocolate to your secret Valentine for Valentine’s Day. The chocolate is in the shape of your what?

Jayden: Uh, “your what”? Boobs, I guess?

Richard: I guess penis?

Bonus: You can make your own valentine heart candy. What is your message? (Go to this link. Create your candy. Post the generated Valentine candy on your blog).

Richard:

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1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

Jayden: (d) Push the twin beds together!

Richard: Yeah. How is this even a question?

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?

Jayden: I don’t know if I have anything truly odd. It’s clothes, books, sex toys (which I guess some people would be surprised by, but no one here), jewelry,…

Richard: Jayden has creepy jewelry box that looks like it would possess you if you took anything from it.

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

Jayden: I love flannel, but I sleep too hot. I also love Jersey, but same thing. So… cotton.

Richard: B PIMA PERCALE OR BUST!

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

Jayden: I used to sleep with them tucked in, but Richard hates it and I don’t care, so we sleep with them tucked out.

Richard: I tuck them under my feet sometimes.

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?
a.  8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c.  12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer.

Jayden: (a) Usually around 9:30 on a work night, but (b) on the weekends.

Richard: Is C literally anytime between noon and midnight?

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

Jayden: We don’t have a bedroom door and the closet door hides where the litter box is, so that door has to stay open.

Richard: So the monster hiding in the closet can see us bang.

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

Jayden: My old bed was broken, but I don’t know if that happened during sex or not. Probably?

Richard: I feel like I damaged an old chair or something when I was in college.

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?

Jayden: Soft, but not memory foam for sex.

Richard: I want to try a hammock. It probably won’t work well.

8. What do you sleep in?
a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt
e. Nothing

Jayden: (e) Nothing. I hate sleeping in clothes.

Richard: Usually a pair of boxers. I used to sleep naked, but I scratch in my sleep sometimes.

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Super Bowl Sunday Celebration

(or any sports party)

Even if their team is not going to the Super Bowl, millions of people love an excuse to party. So party we will. Tell us what your ideal Super Bowl Celebration (or any sports party) looks like by answering:

1. What’s your favorite _____ that you’ll serve at the party (name one item for each):
a. choice of beer
b. choice of wine
c. choice of distilled spirit
d. choice of mixed drink
e. choice of chip
f. choice of dip
g. choice of take-out food (pizza, burgers, Chinese food, wings, etc)
h. choice of homemade food
i. choice of salty food
j. choice of sweet food

Jayden: none, something sweet, uhh, fuzzy navel, low-salt chips, onion dip, pizza, meatballs, popcorn (with butter), cake

Richard: Pre-Budwiser Rolling Rock, Dante’s, Scotch, Amaretto Sour, home made, salsa con queso, Thai, bread, pretzels, ice cream.

2. What will you wear at the party?

Jayden: Something cute and a little sexy. Maybe a shorter skirt.

Richard: Nothing. I only like no-pants-parties.

3. You will be having your very own half time show at the football party. What is that half-time show? Briefly describe.

Jayden: I’d be singing, probably. Maybe Richard and I would do a duet.

Richard: Muppets.

4. What team do you wish was playing in the Super Bowl?

Jayden: I don’t care.

Richard: Packers.

5. The Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs are in Super Bowl 2023, who do you want to win?  (ummm…yeah, I had to google that info…LOL)

Jayden: Eagles. It’ll make my mom happy.

Richard: Eagles.

Bonus: Have you ever made a football (or Super Bowl) bet that involved sex? Tell us about your own Super Bowl of Sex.

Jayden: I haven’t, but that sounds like fun. I would do that. (Actually, maybe? I think there was once a football bet of spanking based on which team lost. It was between my ex and one of our partners, so I wasn’t fully involved.)

Richard: No, but I guess it’d make it more interesting.

Bonus Bonus: Will you watch the Super Bowl? Do you even care about the Super Bowl? American football at all? What’s your can’t live without sport?

Jayden: Nope. Nope. Nope. And none. *shrug*

Richard: Maybe? A little. Not particularly. Curling.

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Would you rather…?

I [the original TMI Tuesday author] am a Graham Norton fan. He has a newish show called “Would You Rather” that airs on BBC America (you know the Top Gear-Gordon Ramsay channel…ugh!!). I grabbed these fun questions from WYR.

1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? Explain.

Jayden: Socks. At least they’re further away from my nose. I’m a sloppy slut most of the time, so my underwear would be awful.

Richard: Socks. At least I can change my sock liner.

2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Explain.

Jayden: I’d rather not get eaten, thank you very much. Plus, I mean, veal is good…

Richard: Veal is ok, but I’m more of a lamb guy.

3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?

Jayden: My grandfather had a lot of money, so I would steal from him. (He was generous with it, so it was never even a consideration, but he wouldn’t miss it.)

Richard: My grandfather on my dad’s side had hundreds of dollars stashed around the house. The junk company found it when they cleaned out. I’ll just take some of that, he obviously didn’t miss it.

4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants?

Jayden: Bats! Bats aren’t as bad as their reputation.

Richard: SKY PUPPERS!

5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?

Jayden: Small head. It’s always easier to find things to put on smaller body parts than larger ones.

Richard: I would like a large lower head. Sorry, not sorry, Jayden’s holes.

Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex with your significant other in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.

Jayden: Oh jeeze. Both?

Richard: The first one. I don’t mind putting on a show. I don’t think I’d like getting gangbanged. Groped is good though.

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Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

1. Play naked twister with?

2. Love?

3. Excites you beyond belief?

4. Enjoy ass play with?

5. Shower with?

6. Undress?

7. Rim?

8. Elope with?

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why?

Jayden: Well, uh, this is easy. Richard. I want to do all those things and more with Richard, and… I’ve done everything on that list except play naked twister.

(Richard decided this list was too long to make parody answers to, so he’s just skipping it, haha.)

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Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles.

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

Jayden: Can I say both? I want to say both. I like length that can hit my cervix and width that will stretch me out.

Richard: Having minimal experience, I’m going to say length. It just seems like there’s more to do with it, and it’s less likely to become uncomfortable.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Jayden: Nope. I’ve had bigger than I prefer, but I was able to handle it.

Richard: No. I’m clearly a total size queen. Or just only had like 3 normal sized dicks.

3. Best place to put a penis?

Jayden: In my pussy, but I would be sad if that was the only place Richard put it. 😉

Richard: In Jayden. Or on Jayden. Really anywhere Jayden related.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

Jayden: Jerk off, 100%. I want to know what it feels like. And, let’s be real. I’m a pain slut, so I’m sure I would beg for some CBT.

Richard: Like, I only get my penis for another day, I get someone else’s penis, or I get a bonus penis? If bonus penis, I guess DP Jayden. If I’m about to lose my penis, I guess regular penetrate Jayden. If someone else with a penis shows up, probably suck it.

Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

Jayden: All of the above. I want it all.

Richard: I no longer have a penis due to how unsexy this question is.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

Jayden: Uhh. I haven’t named Richard’s penis except to say that it’s fucking perfect. It’s too big. It hits my cervix, stretches me out, gags me when I suck it, and I feel like I’m going to be broken in two when it’s in my ass. It is *exactly* what I want.

Richard: One of my partners called it, “The Majestic Curve”

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Dang it! We already missed the first one of the year. Ah well. Nowhere to go but up, as they say. A little late, but better than not at all.

Wishing All A Happy, Healthy, and Safe 2023. TMI Tuesday is up.

1. Who in your family is most likely to be attacked by a bear?

Jayden: If you count my family as me, Richard, and my daughter – Richard. He likes hiking slightly more than me, but the two of us go camping a lot.

If you count the family I grew up in, me. None of them are outdoorsy.

If you mean a bear, then my dad, who is one and is married to one.

Richard: Yeah. It’s me.

2. When using a urinal, where do you look?

Jayden: I can’t say that I’ve ever used one, but I would definitely be awkward and staring straight ahead, trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone.

Richard: Right in her eyes.

3. When was the last time you actually spoke with a telemarketer?

Jayden: I couldn’t tell you. I don’t answer the calls if I can help it, and if I accidentally answer one, I immediately tell them I’m not interested and hang up.

Richard: At least several years.

4. Which vegetable would make a decent weapon?

Jayden: A large zucchini. It would make a good club.

Richard: A giant fosselized asaparagus. They’re very phallic spear shaped.

5. Do you clap at the end of an airplane flight?

Jayden: No. Why? Why would you ever do that?

Richard: This is one of the things that the internet talks about a lot but I’ve never seen in real life.

Bonus: New Year’s Resolutions, did you make any?

Jayden: Nah. I have the goals I often have, but I try not to consider it resolutions because those tend to fail. I posted about it here.

Richard: If I did, I’ve already forgotten them!

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1. Would you rather live in a real haunted house or a gingerbread house?

Jayden: Gingerbread house. 100%.

Richard: Haunted. Gingerbread house would have so many ants.

2. One practical use for your belly button is _____ .

Jayden: It makes me laugh when Richard plays with it.

Richard: I wonder if you could fit a dime in there…

3. Do you trust birds? If not, why not?

Jayden: I mean, they’re generally wild animals. I’m sure domesticated ones are fine.

Richard: I trust crows.

4. What’s wrong with you?

Jayden: A lot, haha. I’m too much of a perfectionist, for one thing.

Richard: I finally got diagnosed with psoriasis after over a decade. It’s good to know I have a (relatively) benign condition, and not some horrific unknown disease.

5. Would you rather be a millionaire but NOT have friends or family or be broke but have friends and family?

Jayden: Be broke but have friends and family. Not even a question.

Richard: I’ll pick millionaire. No real reason, I just feel like being contrary to Jayden.

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TMI Tuesday is posted.

1. Would you rather work on Christmas day and earn 4 times your daily salary or spend the day with your family?

Jayden: We don’t usually celebrate ON Christmas day anyway, so I’d rather earn the money.

Richard: I don’t think anyone would show up to my job on Christmas day, so I’ll get paid 4 times to have some reading time and Zoom with my family if they want.

2. Would you rather spend a snowy day outside playing winter games/sports or spend a snowy day inside with your most annoying relative?

Jayden: Take me outside!

Richard: CURLING

3. For the month of December would you rather sing jingle bells really loud every time you enter a room or wear a Santa suit every day?

Jayden: Wear a Santa Suit. They would go with my Santa hat earrings.

Richard: I would jingle so many bells.

4. Would you rather choose your presents or be surprised?

Jayden: A mix is nice. 🙂 But if I have to pick, I’d rather choose.

Richard: Choose. It’s just a waste of time/money/landfill if I don’t like then.

5. Would you rather be Scrooge before he meets the ghost of Christmas or be the Grinch before becoming good?

Jayden: Scrooge, at least he had money and could use it to help people after he meets the ghosts.

Richard: The Grinch. You get to blow your horntuber and ride a ridiculous sleigh.

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Posted on December 12, 2022 by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday is posted.

1. Would you rather have a cold December holiday season or a warm holiday season?

Jayden: Cold! MORE SNUGGLES!

Richard: Cold. Cold all year. Always cold.

2. Would you rather help Santa deliver presents or help Santa in his workshop?

Jayden: Hmm. I’d like delivering presents, but mostly if I could see the looks on people’s faces.

Richard: Workshop. I like building stuff, and I don’t get to do it enough.

3. Would you rather wear nice clothes all Christmas day or wear pajamas?

Jayden: Another tough one. I like wearing fancy clothes sometimes, but PJs on Christmas are fun.

Richard: Christmas is a pajama day!

4. Would you rather eat fruit cake for two days straight or eat candy canes for two days straight?

Jayden: Candy canes. I don’t love them, but I really don’t like fruit cake.

Richard: Fruit cake. Candy canes aren’t even food. Your mouth would be so sticky. Ick.

5. Right now would you rather eat gingerbread cookies or drink hot chocolate?

Jayden: Gingerbread cookies. I can’t have chocolate.

Richard: Hot chocolate. I’m too full to eat anything.

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1. What is something minor or seemingly insignificant in your life that actually contributes greatly to your happiness?

Jayden: Chores. When I moved in with Richard, he did evening chores, so now we have our set chores we do every night. It makes such a difference in our lives. The dishes are done every night, we keep up with the laundry, etc. etc. (And I give him so much credit for implementing it, making us do it, and probably doing more than I do.)

Richard:

2. Describe your life in 5 words.

Jayden: We’re getting married this weekend!

Richard: I want snuggles and Panaynay

3. Have you ever been screwed over? What happened and how did you respond?

Jayden: I have. Specifically at work, someone reported that I did something I didn’t do. Nothing happened, because my boss knew better. But all I can say is: document, document, document.

Richard: I, similarly, lost a job because someone else wasn’t doing theirs. It was a crappy summer job and I got a better one like a month later, so no big deal.

4. What did you think was cool when you were young but is not cool now?

Jayden: Smoking. I never smoked, but all of my friends did. They were so cool. I’ve still never smoked, and now I’m 100% proud of it.

Richard: Yugioh.

5. Would you rather stay in or go out on a Friday night?

Jayden: Both? I don’t think I could pick, but if I had to, I’d stay in if Richard is staying in. 🙂

Richard: I like to go out on Friday, but low key (like happy hour or over a friend’s house). That way you can enjoy your Saturday. Saturday is more of a go out and party night for me, and there’s usually less going on Sundays anyway.

Bonus: Which word would you use if you could only use one for the rest of your life?

Jayden: Fuck. So versatile.

Richard: Fuck is a good answer.

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Coupling

Oops, somehow this was in our drafts. 🙂 Posting now!

1. You unexpectedly had sex with your friend’s partner. You feel guilty. Your friend’s partner keeps texting you begging you not to say anything about the two of you having sex. Would you tell your friend or keep mum?

Jayden: Tell my friend. I’m not very good at keeping secrets like that.

Richard: How does this even happen? Either way, tell my friend. Also, stop texting me friend-partner. I only get like 5 texts a week.

2. How often would you like to spend time away from your significant other?
a. once a week
b. once a month
c. never, we like to be together all the time

Jayden: c. or maybe between b and c? Nah, who am I kidding? I give Richard space when he wants/needs it, but I prefer to be together. SNUGGLES!

Richard: A. One evening a week is nice. I sit around naked playing video games/watching crappy TV without feeling guilty.

3. Do you think couples should argue regularly for a happy relationship or marriage?

Jayden: Have discussions, sure. Argue, not necessarily.

Richard: Everyone should argue all the time.

4. What causes you to feel insecure in a relationship?

Jayden: (Should we get our therapist on the line for this one?) I feel insecure when I feel like my partner doesn’t reassure me that they love me and that they want me.

Richard: I feel insecure that Jayden left her ex husband after we started having an affair.

Bonus: If you were asked, “Why do you keep meeting the wrong people on dating apps?” what would you respond?

Jayden: Richard wasn’t on a dating app when I was. 😛

Richard: I’m just imagining meeting someone with a super common name on a dating app, getting to the coffee shop (or wherever) and winding up on a date with “The Wrong Becky” or whatever. One of my best friends called Jayden “Wrong Jayden” after Wrong Hordak from the She-Ra reboot for a while, since they had the same name.

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Money, Money, Money

1. True or False. You can never have enough money.

Jayden: False. There’s a maximum, for sure. I would love to try to reach it so I could use my excess money to help others.

Richard: False.

2. Will money solve all your problems? Why or why not?

Jayden: I feel very lucky I don’t have a ton of problems. More money would certainly help, but there are some pretty big ones that can’t be solved with money.

Richard: It would probably solve, or put a big dent, in most of them.

3. Agree or disagree.  I will not buy something unless it is new (e.g. furniture, car, clothes).

Jayden: Disagree. There are lots of used things I buy. In fact, this is the first time in my life I’ve owned a new couch.

Richard: Disagree. I’m trying to embraced the reuse.

4. Is it important to save for a rainy day (aka emergency fund)?

Jayden: Absolutely. It’s hard, though.

Richard: Yes.

5. Complete the sentence. If I win millions in the lottery I will _____ .

Jayden: Pay off all our debts! There are precious few, but there are some.

Richard: Also pay off all our debts. I think we have more than Jayden thinks.

Bonus: Dating costs money: dating apps, outfits, grooming, and the date itself. Tell us how you plan to make a great cheap date?

Jayden: Go for a walk in the park with some snacks bought at the grocery store (cheese, crackers, grapes). Bring a board game from home.

Richard: Fucking is free.

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This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were created by Yummy aka Heelsnstocking and yours truly 11 years ago. It’s so good it deserves doing again.

NAKED

1. What do you wear to sleep in?

Jayden: Nothing. I prefer to sleep naked.

Richard: Usually a pair of boxers. I like naked, but it’s better for my skin.

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

Jayden: Sometimes, when my daughter isn’t around, at least. I never used to, so that’s been a new thing when I started dating Richard.

Richard: Usually. Putting on pants is the worst part of being naked.

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

Jayden: I would if Richard told me to, which would probably only be in a situation where he knew who was at the door.

Richard: I have a few times, when I knew who it was. I did it more in college.

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1. Does your smartphone have a grip on you? In one hour, how often do you check your phone?
a. I am glued to my phone. I check it every 1-2 minutes; it is satisfying.
b. I check it 1-2 times per hour.
c. I check my phone only when I get notifications, and I don’t get many.
d. I check at lunch time and at the end of the day mostly, unless I get a notification.

Jayden: (a) when I’m not working, (b) when I am working

Richard: (e) I often don’t know where my phone is.

2. Israeli spyware Pegasus* marketed and sold to other governments is used to spy on activists, journalists, and political leaders. Do you believe hackers are monitoring your smartphone?

Jayden: I’m sure someone is. I hope they like kinky memes and geeky things.

Richard: I believe being monitored is the purpose of my smartphone.

3. When in flight, on an airplane, do you put your phone in flight mode?

Jayden: Yeah, we’re supposed to, right?

Richard: I think I usually just turn it all the way off. It’s easier.

4. What is the lock on your smartphone?
a. facial recognition
b. fingerprint
c. numerical code
d. pattern
e. I don’t lock my phone

Jayden: (d). I used to have (a), but I never set it up with my new phone, and I had (b) but it didn’t work right, so I gave up.

Richard: (c)

5. Do mobile phones interfere with your relationship(s)? How?

Jayden: I don’t think so. Richard makes me put it down sometimes when I’m Doom Scrolling.

Richard: I don’t think so. Neither of us are on them enough for it to be a major problem.

*Source: https://www.sciencefocus.com/future-technology/hackers-monitoring-phone/

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Most things in life are moments of pleasure like dishing at TMI Tuesday blog.

1. Would you rather be attracted to for your body or your mind?

Jayden: My mind. I don’t like my body now, much less when I’m older… Richard likes it though.

Richard: Body. Most people I know who are attracted to people for their minds are the kind of people that will lock you in their basement.

2. What would be more embarrassing for you out in public–to be seen tripping or adjusting your “package”?

Jayden: I mean… both happen on a regular basis. I’m frequently tripping and my boobs are big, so they get adjusted. *shrug* I guess tripping is more embarrassing.

Richard: Package. Tripping is funny or something.

3. If you are going to be famous what is it for?

Jayden: I hope writing. Other than that, I don’t know what I could get famous for.

Richard: I guess writing too. I hope not.

4. Would you rather urinate in port-a-potty or nearest bush?

Jayden: Port-a-potty. Squatting sucks. It’s so hard not to just have piss running down your legs…

Richard: Bush

5. What new beginning are you excited about?

Jayden: I am excited to be going back to school.

Richard: TOWEL ANIMAL FOLDING

Bonus: Burrito or Tamale

Jayden: Burrito. I love burritos.

Richard: Burrito. How is this even a question?

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Take part in this guilty pleasure that is TMI Tuesday.

1. Confession booth. Confess two things right here on TMI Tuesday.

Jayden: I love the Bachelor franchise even though it’s trash TV. I have a lot of kinks that are hard limits for many people.

Richard: I spend Bachelor time most weeks sharpening knives. I hate vacation.

2. I am guilty of _____ .

Jayden: never being satisfied with myself.

Richard: not getting enough sleep

3. A big box is delivered to you. The address is correct but the name on the label is not you. Do you open the box?

Jayden: This happened to us! We (meaning Richard) turned it into the apartment management office. It was one of those meal delivery boxes. They refrigerated the box and contacted the person. A week later, another box showed up. Richard went to bring it down, and they ended up giving us both boxes.

Richard: So yes.

4. How long have you held a grudge?

Jayden: I try not to, but there are a few things that are hard to let go of.

Richard: Probably about a year.

5. Does anyone have a grudge against you? Why?

Jayden: Probably. I was someone’s second wife, and I’m pretty sure the first wife held a grudge against me.

Richard: Yes. I don’t actually know why, I just know he wanted to shoot me.

Bonus: There is this one thing in my life I wish I had not done. I wish I had not _____ .

Jayden: put myself last for so long.

Richard: gone to such a crappy school for undergrad. And then no one would’ve wanted to shoot me. Probably. I guess I could’ve pissed someone else off.

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